Ufc Heem schahb etc

When he moves up a weight class to fight Ben Asskren.

Ive never seen any of the next 4fighters bros
Any spice expected or can i just return when Bumson comes out?

i didnt know theodorou was a canuck but now things make more sense

>#grief

no, somebody else will do it

Have sex.

We're in here

Tfw picks are still safu

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is anyone actually a fan of elias thorodoo?

Katona is being set up to win which means Vegas is counting on Dvalinigger to win. Smart people all bet on Dvalinigger.

No this is the thread heem wants. That's why we're here b.

>me when Elias heems Bumson

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his name is Demonlish Willy

how could you possibly not know that?

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Elias Theodorou is.

Incel.

more like thorodoon't

>Georgia
Lol wtf? Isn't that a state, not a country?

GAME THREAD

oh wow another former soviet literal who l wonder how this fight is going to go

Fincel.

he reminds me of tarzan, does that count?

Please show some respect for our Prime Minister.

>bring a woman out to speak on your UFC card
>its not Megan
Why do this?

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me

wtf when did Georgia get its own flag?

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Shit break

put these creatures back in the pit

Stipe wins the rematch, DC wins the trilogy.

Katona looks like a fag.

criiiiiiiiinge

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ya'll krakkkas trippin

it's just the English flag with some stuff on it

leafs getting heemed

the way serra looks at merab makes me wish i didn't have him in my picks

D-Reddit gets fucking heemed and GOATpe will send him over to Francis for the final flushing

May have selected the wrong image there.

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ya'll thread finna get DELETED soon LMAO OH NO NO NO NO

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Rooting for Dekkers clone

Thousands of women.

it's y'all dumbfuck

Id heem everybody itt

>Leaf
>From Toronto
>Greek last name

Is it even possible to be this much of a fag?

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Who was in the wrong here?

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Glad to see Richard Spencer got back into shape and used his racism for good instead of evil.

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Demolish
Willy
hahahahaha

not if I missed weight and then the elevator crashed

>TUF winner meme
Name ONE elite TUF winner. They're all shit.

>Mech eng brainlet
Why did I pick Katona?

Lots of Greeks here

based smug ref

Rooting for the sandnigger. Other guy looks like a fuckboy.

what the fuck

any decent streams?

Everything on reddit is shit tier

UFC Champ and Hall of Famer BispGOAT

What does heem mean?

Doo wall ish willy

youtube.com/watch?v=zCfGjshNKLo

walk out music meow!

>no touch
fuck him

>heems myself before you can
nice try buddeh

Does this leaf have a loicense to use his fists?

I tried and couldn't think of one.

Wish I was smug like that

How could you forget tferg

HERE
EVERYONE
ENJOYS
MMA

lol
but he actually looks more like the other dude
the evropa manlet lad

buy espn+ you criminal

Try this stream m8

*pisses on you*

Homos engaging en masse.

Why is Brad the underdog?

He has looked consistently good.

not supporting that shit

Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself

who didn't touch? was in the kitchen

oh shit, he does.

Dvalishvili fights like someone buttonmashing in UFC 3.

>dude's name is katana
Psh, nothin' personnel

Katona

>this fight card

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Katona has that retard chin, but not the retard strength. He's pillowfisted.

come to chicago muay thai kickboxing club and ask for Big Eddie

Heem
Every
Existing
Man

fucking leafs man, swear to God

Here
Everyone
Enjoys
meeH

Does anyone here actually buy espn+? Personally I've made a new account for a free trial every card since UFC switched over.

Doesn't exist in leafland. We get this shit for free on TSN

its just $5 I don't mind paying for it when the events are this often its just easy to stay logged in

You won't believe your eyes eddie, I'll be there in 2.5 hours

>getting hammerfisted until your face looks like a tomato
>cornerman says you did more damage

Lel.

Lmao sbg is such a meme I have the first round for Cathal btw

Have never seen a good Canadian fighter except GSP, who is literally French anyway.

based manlets actually fighting

Card has been utter shit so far.

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Katona seems like a fucking autist asshole I'm glad the meme fighter is whipping him.

Katona the fistlet is getting absolutely fucking dabbed on by this talentless bum

HE
EARNED
EXTRA
MAYONNAISE

Bantamweight is a dead division without Cruz and TJ

>Transcend
Bisbong with the CTE sentences

Stipe tapped

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rashad was elite then jon jones happened. He cant help it the greatest fighter of all time decided to come to his weight class

>muh BJJ
>muh guard
>gets smacked in the face like a bitch from guard

It's always amusing watching these pretentious BJJ cans get smashed.

I’m going to make my own fight league. Two rule.
No tattoos.
No drug testing.

full vid/story?

Sounds based

Great fight.

another 15 minutes to douche my asshole and drink it, fuckin boring ground snugglers

I thought kavanagh was a Black Belt

how are these SBG guys so bad at grappling

It makes me sick what they let Hall do to Maynard and Penn. Hope he gets soccer kicked before it's all said and done.

fuck if i knew dvalisvili was cornerd by Longo/Serra I'd have picked him.

>immediately gets his guard stepped over
Im fucking convinced that half of these fuckers are just gifted meme belts when they go into mma because they dont know shit

its fake, look at how the toth falls.

What a snoozer.

Serra is going to lose his voice by the end of the night.

Lads I thought I had two kinder beunos but I onlh had ond which I already ate. Feel like crying I only have muffins, Fruitellas and tayto smoky bacon crisps left fir rest of card snd Canelo jacobs

In his book Kavanagh admits he is entirely self taught from magazines and tapes lmao

dvalishvili won the grappling
katona won the fight

BOOOOOOOOOOO 3 and a half minutes of lay and pray before a standup. GET BACK TO MEMESPINNING FUCKING MERAB SHIT.

Bisping
Griffin
Sanchez
Evans
Gastelum
Usman
Whittaker

HURT
EVERYONE
EVEN
ME

crackstreams on reddit is working fine for me

Are we seeing the return of the mcDojo's?

kavanagh is unironically a meme
>trained at sgb 5 years ago

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I hate when the announcers try to hype up these young undefeated guys who have only beaten cans in their local circuit.

unironically the worst card of the year.

Reminder that Vitor is a bjj black belt.

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You can only respond to this if you have a female family member who coulc beat Katona in a fight

I wish DC and Cruz and Goldie and Bas and Murray Walker and Kazzz Tazushi Sa ...KUraba? Excuse me, Tazushi Sakuraba, were here.

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Wrestling should be nerfed.

omg Greek dude almost had a head and arm throw I'm dying

lets go button masher

>it's another far eastern european wrestlefucking episode

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McDojos have been making a comeback ever since MMA got popular. Especially all the MMA cardio places

Basedvalishvilli humiliating the BJJshitter with sleek sombo trips.

Wow Brad Katona is total shit. Low fight IQ and no grappling ability. Looks like he just came here for a paycheck. It's his third UFC fight why is he looking like this?

Nelson has fantastic grappling.

Jacobs canelo is on, boxing will save the day as usual lad

what bullshit are they going to pull in the decision to save this bum of a prospect?

EDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

glad i forgot about this card

Katona should try blacksploding like that last guy did

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The Chris is pretty great when hes not fighting anyone from Strikeforce

rip

how long until that?

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Max came into the ufc as a white belt, im sure there are a bunch of bums who aren't as honest as he was

He could land a lot of elbows in the first but he thought it was illegal. Tony is the only one who utilizes them on the ground

sup

Around 2 bongs, 45 bings

Glad Katona is getting worked, dude just looks like a chronic douchebag and his refusal to touch gloves confirmed it.

Nice use of the whizzer this round by Katona desu ne

BOOOOOOOOOOO

So who are the sexiest MMA stars I should be rooting for here, before my main man Theo knocks out Brunson with a graceful high kick?

Wow Cusb Wanson is still fighting? Last I saw him he got a gift win against Artem after getting his ass beat.

Didn't Leon Edwards just fuck him up on the Clinch and on the ground?

link to stream?

pretty sure my former professional field hockey player cousin could

ah cards just started ay? thatll be good for after this shitfest.

29-28 Katona.

>shitty prospect who beat regional cans getting absolutely styled on and exposed by a bum with a shit record
Literally nothing more satisfying in this sport

this is the worst card of the year thus far

>/heem/ tricking me into putting money on Katona

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Well my picks are flushed but i dont mind

Lol everyone's picks just got heemed

deez niggas gay ahaha

not mine lmao waddup

Nelson was able to roll with Demian Maia. He's very good.

I think it originally came from overeem's name.

Fucking Katona. It sucks because I know for sure Brunson, Burgos and Al will win, which are my other picks.

Yikes Katona was cringe. The UFC needs some new blood fighters that aren't sad memes with no game.

Nice use of getting held down and mashed desu

not mine

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>mfw put in two different sets of picks and picked katona on both

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i picked these and also merab

>cut manlets are bouncy and energetic
>fatass heavyweights barely move
what does it mean lads

You must be getting bored, pretty boring card

>imagine not knowing to counter with uchimata

what a fucking scrub

In many ways, Katona won the story of the fight.

LMFAO somebody screen cap this guy.

POOL'S CLOSED, BRAD!

Nah fuck America

That ruined my picks

can't make omelette without mashing some eggs

rip my 100 dollaradoos

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i'm getting really tired of the meme grappling era bros. even the heems nowadays are bloodless affairs. I JUST want them to FUCKING BLEED

3/3 on my picks again boys. Next fight coming up is the big risk and the only real challenging pick of the night. Burgos has beat absolutely nobody of note but we should all be wary of just how flushed Cub may well be

The UFC gives Brazilian fighters easy fights in Brazil but gives Canadian fighters hard fights.

I'm hyped for Cowboy vs Raging AL main event, who you got?

That afro and spirit

How can you not love that Georgian dude

Kick this needy dick out UFC

>Why problem make you you not problem have that you don't want to make, Dana?

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This card has been ass up until this point, will the rest of the fights salvage it?

youtube.com/watch?v=SqkUdzL4NBc
1:22 mark. Tony shows how to do it properly

Based Dervish Willy putting over the team and burying the Canadian judges.

Didn't Memab get choked out in his last fight? He just said he lost by decision....

Merab is pretty based

cunt

>trying to jew dana white

>black Khabib hat

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Al will easily get in side on Cerrone.

Al is way better than people think he is. I have Al. Cowboy always has a chance if he doesn't get flushed in the first round though.

Boring prelims means a spicy main card.
It is known.

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I don't think Cub is flushed, people think his chin is gone because of that jab but it's likely just because of how perfect of a jab it is.

He got robbed in one fight and in the other fight he was in a guiliotine until the fight ended but didn’t tap and the ref goofd him anyway after he fight was over

>Cub Swanson.

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Business idea: fight league that has real fights instead of faggots exploiting Jew rules

oi mate u got a boxing liocense?

You got baited son, no knowledgeable heemster would put money on a Canadian larping twink

Unironically post a video hanging yourself, or a family member

Comfy interview

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bless Merab

>betting against russians

Not as much as you like those white german women huh Mohammad?

i would give my left nut for khabib to lose his next 4 fights

Nipping round to the garage lads, you need anything?

Katona fucked us all

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Raging Al and Cub please save this card

Lad we're halfway through the main card and it's just as bad.

Sometimes I think Dana runs these shitshows to cut fighters. One of you bums is getting cut, so if you want a job you'd better win.

I have Al also

al fo sure has more power but cowboy is always joy to watch

No that was before

Statistically in America there is a 70% chance your mum fucks black men while your cuck dad watches

You'd have to have balls in the first place for that to happen.

Ortega made him look like a child desu

FUCK THE ESPN JEW COME JOIN US

BASEDSTREAM COM
BASEDSTREAM COM
BASEDSTREAM COM

Cub Eternal Boy Swanson

He will quit after his next (2nd) loss

The gif that got me into WEC like ten years ago
Good days miss that blue cage

JUST HOW BASED I AM

lol

Why would Tony fight Khabib four times in a row?

It's going to turn ...any minute now. Just wait. Canada won't let you down.

only 1 of the remaining has based cowboy
another blank bois

Cerrone
Brunson
Swanson

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What race is Cub?

Better than a 100% chance of praying to Mecca five times a day Achmed.

isn't Cub washed up at this point?

I have visited your shit country, Fuck off retard

are there ANY fighters left without gay tattoos all over their body?

Watching Cowboy get flushed never gets old

still alive boys

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>Those big as fuck alita eyes
kek

He has been since aldo heemed him in WEC

Bisbong blessed me

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Why do you give a shit? Is you are gay?

Heem this clown Cub

that was a weak comeback mate

>all you basedboys picking cub
y i k e s

That's cruel and rude. His grandmother is here.

Burgeos a monster. Very underrated fighter and a pillar of the community too

didn't intend to (You)

I forgot how spicy Burgos is, think this might be a bad matchup for him though.

That makes no sense, while my statistic is based on science and facts. Your mum most likely fucks black men and your father is a pathetic cuck

Is it just me or is the pacing between fights much better now? It used to be 40 minutes per fight before ESPN.

Hello lads I would like to fight in UFC where do I sign up

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remember this guy at 135? lol

lol

I thought it was good. It's a well known fact that the UK and its neighbors Britain and London are full of Muslims.

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FUUUUUUCK I JUST WANT ONE WIN IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

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So was your comeback to you bums getting bombed at a pop concert you cans

r8

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Love watching him get run through, Pettis almost cutting him in half with a bodykick is my favourite.

Cub "gatekeeper" Swanson will do his job and keep the gate

Just so we’re on the same page, we’re all rooting for our guy raging Al? Right?

So glad Roop retired.
I was actually fearful for that man's health every time he fought.

cowboy finna flush all those picks

>am still alive
>I did a retarded joke in the Derek and Elias pick
heem my life

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All those.knobs that took can swanson

>naming your kid "Cub" a hairless gay bear.

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Every fight is scheduled in a half hour block exactly the same as every card ever. Why do retards constantly think ufc pacing changes

Not bad, put too much faith in Al though, cerrone probably wins

solid

All good lads live out of the cities or live in the norf la
Souf muzzies are cunts

>tfw its a draw
I believe in you Tonyfag

wasting your money. throw $20 on elias and thank me later

damn cub just landed a flush uppercut on rose

Queen Latifah's real name is Dana, all I'm saying is look into it

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Cub Swanson used to be my favourite fighter, he started to get on my nerves when he kept saying he was being screwed over not getting the title shot with a win over Artem.

>Bisbong mentioned Choi

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO RUIN THE FEATHERWEIGHT DIV FOR FUCK SAKE

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>last week schaub redpills dana on illegal streamin
>this week reddit streams are kill

is this the end?

Here we GO

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shoutouts to burgos

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Enjoy your auto goof :)
I'll lol if Cub and Al both win

40 minute waits also happened VERY rarely. It was more like 20 if last fight was quick, and 10-15 if it was a decision.

But yes they've gotten quicker.

Nah nigguh, Al gonna sell Cerrone a left right and a condo

looking for a dq or draw
not impossible desu

I've hated Cub since the WEC, fucking hawk-faced cunt.

Will we ever get Cub Aldo 2?

If this fight isn't spicy this card is absolute trash

>So Cal on his chest
Is Cub a spic?

>Brunson
Ya blew it. Al wins by TKO as well.

Scott Jorgensen was my favourite fighter from the WEC
It's tough

Still a Choi fan. The cute destroyer, they call him

Why do people dislike Cerrone?

Replace the s with z

Thank me later straya

DQ still counts as a win for one fighter.

burgos looks huge in comparison to cub holy shit

Cub is flushed

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>he picked Cub

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He probably meant a No Contest. UFC rarely DQs anyone anyway

Al got outstruck by khabib in embarrasing fashion

Weirdo

right wing retard

if it ends in dq I think we can agree to grant Tonyfag the picks

Cusb was literally only good for 1 year from late 2012 to 2013. He'll never win another fight unless they give him CM Punk level competition.

Moicano just has an insane jab, Cub was looking good in that fight for as long as it lasted as well.

What about Mike Jackson level competition?

Yeah I meant no contest

I unironically have nothing but resentment for people with tattoos.

I remember a while ago pointing out that Cub is really small for featherweight and one of you spergs got really angry about it.

If Cub wins this fight, will he be able to afford a leg sleeve on the other leg?

Burgos is way bigger.

That is one gigantic cut babby

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Cub's been hanging out in that old freak's garage with dildoshaw. 35 years old and moving like this. How long until he pops for epo?

Will Shane "Beef" Burgos win?

Moicano beats Aldo 9/10 times and he didn’t lose the first fight

whats it like being a virgin?

Do something about it then faggot

totanon

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You don't like mine?

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you know it's way different when the other guy is an elite grappler and is threatening takedowns. He managed to stop lee's grappling and put on a schooling. Cerrone is shit going backwards and with good boxers

10-10 very even round!

10 9 to Cub

>TJ "I'm leaving team alpha male for a more professional setting at elevation, but I'll center my training camp in some old guy's garage" Dillashaw

>hoping to see Cub panic wrestle in round 2
Based Bisking.

What happened here

What fighters do you cheer for? Anderson Silva Jacare, Sexyama, and ???

based

Ok I'll bite, why "resentment" of all things?

BASED

every single tattoo is nigger tier or cringe, nobody will ever prove me wrong

>So Cal
Is this some leftist cuck speak for "That is SO California"?

Burgos fights like he is retarded but his body is insanely fast

Is Frankie Edgar retired now or what?

Reminder Dominick Cruz fucked Cub's wife first.

Kevin Lee arguably won that fight. The judges were all white and lived vicariously through Al.

realistically what is next for him? The cutbabbies in the division will murder him

Go outside neckbeard.

based

Dana put his penis in Rose's butthole.

>Kevin Lee arguably won that fight
L O L

Southern California

are you retarded?

Why in the fuck would you put that on you?
Does he update his tattoo when Cub gets more tats?

Cringe. Sleeves and people's names and shit are gay but getting normie shit like getting Jap writing like GSP is very based

damn, what if burgos was a bum all along

I think it's south california?

All my picks have been flushed and I picked Al to win. I hope none of you put money on him bros...

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Um sweetie it means south california you retard

it was a competitive fight but the winner was not debatable lad

Jacare has the inside of his bicep tattoo'd

this ESPN commentator is shit

Waiting for a shot at Holloway, we all playing the Stipe waiting game now bee

Sooooo Cal

After the Moicano fight he should've had the chin line lasered off.

Burgos looks like a different weight class.

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Don't lie about Cruz.

He is pure.

literally me

>Cub chose this fight to not fight like a retard
Rip my pix

i barely realize they're there

No he didn't. Al won clean. I know because I bet on Lee like a mark and knew I was fucked when the fight ended.

This is just a CTE battle. They're hitting each other with some big shots. Cusb is looking alright.

This guy looks like he runs a yugioh channel on youtube.

I'm a huge Cub fan, always have been. He sent me a bunch of free stuff and autographs when he saw it.

THIS FIGHT SUCKS

BE ATHLETIC
BE ATHLETIC
BE ATHLETIC
BE ATHLETIC
BE ATHLETIC

shut the fuck up cunt finna heem this cornerman

Dare I say it.... this card is bad

Shit, you're right.

I kinda like fighters having tattoos because it's easier to tell shirtless people in generic shorts apart, but Jacare's look is unique enough to not need one.

Cub is flushed, and Shane was never good.

Okay lads, what meme cub combo will we see at the start of rd 3?

i work with a bunch of right wingers and i can say for a fact they are just as annoying and faggy as left wingers

1-1

fucking hell

20-20 they're both having success

This but unironically.

Ding dong diddly regret paying for ESPN+.

19 19

Cub is up 2 rounds. Burgos is a joke, he's 7 years younger and a certified cutbabby.

all the streams are down. WTF? ppl help!

spinning back fist to three haymakers

He'll go for a takedown, he can't stand with Burgos anymore.

Cartwheel kick incoming

>just be athletic
Truly amazing corner advice.

Spinning rear naked oblique punch.

This. What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?

everything will be worth it if theodorou gets BTFO

CUBS CORNER IS A FUCKING SOI FAGGOT

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dude just be good

RESET
RESET
RESET

I thought Cub was up two rounds honestly.

>They told Cub he was down 2 rounds
>he's going to get clipped going for the KO
Oh, no!

It's over, Cub was never a top talent but he's well and truly flushed now.

I couldn't imagine having to fight and listen to his whiney voice

What was that TDD maneuver Shane just used?

its probably some code
it means something more specific to the fighter

This is in my top 10 worst fight cards of all time

LETS GO AL

LETS GO AL

LETS GO AL

LETS GO AL

Almost as good as JDS' corner telling him to show his heart while Cain beats him senseless.

i just hope one of them gets btfo

hen moo meh

>KNEE TO THE HEAD
What does he think Cub is Mr. Fantastic? How is he supposed to hit that?

Just WHAT is going on exactly in Cub’s corner?

Burgos is only out striking him because it's a featherweight vs a lightweight

>it's anybody's guess
code for it's boring

when did burgos land 70 strikes ?
cub was tagging him up

I fucking hate this card.

Elias will redeem this card

Everything will be worth it when Theodorou split decisions his way to the title to become the most handsome champion in the UFC.

BE ATHLETIC

>cmon cub

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I like this card because I'm a Fight Fan.

BE
ATHLETIC
BE BE
ATHLETIC

*punches air in front of you*

ahahahahhaha did Bisping just say
"Come on Cub"?

Based unbiased commentary, love it

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to enjoy this card

burgos got the win I reckon

I'm so sick of him getting split decisions. His strikes don't even look like they do damage.

THESE FUCKING UFC COCKSUCKAS PUT ON THE WORST CARD OF ALL TIME

FUCK THESE ESPN JEWS, I WILL BURY THEM

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Burgos literally sprinting to the cage wall whenever Cub gets a bodylock, poor Cub can't deal with all these cut babbies hiding from the murderers are LW.

2-1 cub

LOL what the fuck is Burgos doing!??!!? He lost rounds 1 and 3 despite dominating the fight. The most pathetic performance by a favorite I've ever seen.

>going for a takedown with 20secs left and down 2 rounds

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So handsome, so boring, so victorious

Well my picks got heemed

Cub Swanson vs Renan Barao for the world flushedweight title who you got?

if conor won diaz 2 cub could win this easy

burgos right?

Based Burgos. Technical spicy banger.

I pay good money to watch him get gadoosh'd by Romero.

Burgos probably won but he looked mighty unimpressive doing it. Hype job. I hope they feed him to Aldo after Aldo kills that Aussie cunt

Burgos won round three easily retard

Burgos won.

Cub had 20 seconds of wrestling. Obvious win for Cub.

will we ever see him fight again

absolute STATE of those scorecards good fucking god

I feel like burgos landed the least significant strikes

Connor starched nate in the second fight

Bumson is flushed.

30-27 Swanson
30-27 Burgos
29-28 Burgos

unfortunately the aussie will heem aldo

based

fucking robbery
always favoring muh prospects

>judge picks swanson

uh what?

wtf are those scorecards

Lmao.

>THANK YOU GOD! FOR THAT SPLIT DECISION! I AM TRULY BLESSED!

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I’m telling you guys cowboy is winning a decision tonight

30-27
27-30
LMFAO THE STATE OF THIS JUDGING

30-27
27-30
29-28

Based

that fucking judging lmao fuck this sport

Holy shit these judges

>30-27 cub

Canadian math eh

Imagine scoring that for Cub. I hate these NIGGER judges.

>30-27 swanson

JUST LMAO AT THESE JUDGES

lmao Bisping lying through his teeth

Adelaide Byrd in the house!

This dude's lips piss me off

Burgos speaks like a homosexual

4/4 lads i'm pretty excited

he will fight his daughter next

Burgos has a massive mouth, fish faced mutt.

Man I'm psyched for that fight, especially since it's in brazil. It'll basically be Aldo x Mendes 3, or Aldo x Mendes 2.0

God bless retarded inconsistent UFC judges

every boring fight should be decided by a literal coin toss

Cusb won 30-27.

>who do you want to fight next
>I want to fight my daughter Avery Burgos
Based mudslime!

Cub didn't deserve to win, he looked like trash

cut these cans

Damn this cunt talks so fast

woah he called out his daughter

corruption pure and simple

>30 - 27

Based Shane calling out his own daughters after the fight.

He dropped him as many times as your mum dropped you on your head

kek

Heem it's not looking good

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>losing my picks to a robbery

Don't let the door heem you on the way out.

RIP Cub. I'll remember the good times.

Cub won 29-28. This is UNDENIABLE. The UFC is rigged.

Let's go to the funny thread now

FUCK THAT
AVERY BURGOS
YOURE TAKING EVERYTHING I WORKED FOR MOTHERFUCKER

cowboy winning heems heem

EVERYBODY APOLOGIZE
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EVERYBODY APOLOGIZE
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Wtf silva is fighting next weekend

BASED judges.

boring decision point fighting scum should be fucked with every time

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POST YFW ELIAS SOON

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Why is it bad if there's inconsistency with the judging? There's 3 because personal opinion comes into play. If it was just cold numbers they would tally them all through a computer and have it tell us who the winner was.

if eli heems my picks i heem the ufc

>Be atheletic show him your athletic

Who the fuck is that faggot?

>t.Germany

Anyone who took Cub got what's coming to them

Fucking based twitchy

Conor got outworked and gifted a win because he was the UFC's prized possession at the time. You're not even Irish, don't be that retard.

>the state of this card

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Nate Diaz

Care to make an argument as to why the judging isn't shit?

if iaquinta loses there will be no winners

lel

Told you guys that was the difficult to pick fight on this card. Hope burgos gets smashed whenever he fights someone his own size

it's because a lot of boxing judges do MMA judging as well.

Based and Redpilled Joey

He clearly won retard

Round 1:
Romero stands there to charge up his energy with his cross guard while Theodorou peppers him with weak shots.
Judges say: Romero Theodorou Theodorou

Round 2:
They dance around more.
Judges say: Theodorou Theodorou Romero

Round 3:
They dance around some more, then Theodorou gets knocked out but the round is up and the ref doesn't call it.
Judges say: Theodorou Romero Romero

Round 4:
Romero beats up Theodorou but is starting to gas
Judges say: Romero Romero Romero

Round 5:
Theodorou has recovered a bit, they dance around
Judges say: Theodorou Theodorou Romero

Theodorou wins by split decision after defeating the second most handsome middleweight.

How was that not shit? I never said Burgos shouldn't have won. But two opposing 30-27's will ALWAYS be shit judging.

Quality is literally measured by consistency

>Nate Diaz
>Elite
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why? I agree with the judges, I'm not the one who should present arguments that challenge the official decision.

Based and grapplingpilled

is this the shadowboxing poof?

>two opposing 30-27
Show that the fight was close, which it was. That's why the winner won via split decision, not unanimous.

all the losers from this card will be cut

cut the winners too

Howling at people not understanding a 6 point swing, between 2 judges, across 3 rounds with no 10-8 rounds scored is absolutely ridiculous

elias finna gon heem this nigger!

based GREEK LEAFS

hes' related to faith goldy

Lol he tried to single leg brunson