/heem/ UFC Fight Night thread

Why is the Hammerhead fighting a sick guy?

Don't worry shell be sucking the Counts dick under the table for most of the time

Best Indian food? For me it's chicken tikka massala or biryani

Are sikhs the most athletic indians? Every indian fighter i've seen has been comically bad.

Based Bhular finna heem this infidel.

>Gets to fight while wearing protective turban, and can freely wield a knife

anybody else here kabbaddi?

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i hope yall are ready to see this tall order of curry to get eaten the fuck up

Hope the poo heems this cocky caveman mutt nog

Russians, cans, etc.

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Sikhs are based and bro tier, how can you not root for them heem

>Randy Marsh in Bhullar's corner

Arian my son please poo in the loo

Poo2loos can’t fight

>heavy weight wrestlers

Any spicy bangers in the prelims?

>trains at aka
oh, hes gonna win

"athletes"

Is Adams a threat to Cormier?

Can someone links a brother out?

Sit on my lap and I'll tell you.

crackstreams is fucking terrible, crashes every 20 secs

such a great fight i'm definitely not falling asleep

You think twitchy is going to stream tonight?

>Being punchlets at HW

Why are the commentators so low energy?

Adams is a can

Shame to say that it's just your poor internet b, mines been silky smooth since the start

r/mmastreamz

show bobs

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twitchy is still around? i thought he went crazy

My bfst stream is flawless.

bfst.to/watch/mma-5.php

Based BULLar, I think he has the 1st.

s p i c e

>built like butterbean
>"like ali"

Im uaing the ame stream and it hasnt crashed once

>Europoor connection

poo getting flushed

Real peaches of a beast

>throw a combo
>gas out

Designated shitting fight.

HW Cardio

Yes, he streamed recently.

For me, it's The Kraken

How are the heems so far bros?

time for fatties in missionary

>getting taken down by a smaller man

Should the UFC open recruiting centers in Africa?

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That Fabian Edwards fight was fixed as fuck.

For me its HW cardio

lads i'm seriously falling asleep i don't know why
what do

HIT HIM

HIT HIM HE DOESNT HAVE A MOUTH GUARD

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Most of the hyped up giant groids have flopped.

Catch a flight to America. It’s only 6pm est. I’ll keep modelo cold for you

ARJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>olympic calibre wrestling
>stand around throwing sloppy strikes
>land a single takedown and immediately let him up

is this the power of india?

HIT HIM IN THE BALLS ARJ HIS FAMILY HAS A HISTORY OF TESTICULAR CANCER

Its not worth it since there's no ppv or tv market

how many belts are held by africans. i forget

it was shitty for me last week, but this time seems to be going smooth

0

Can't wait til funky heems masvidal. 3 piece and a meme.
Months away sadly.

This is why heavyweight is shit

lol

canadian olympic wrestlers aren't quite american olympic wrestlers

HW: American
LHW: American
MW: Australian with an Australian interim
WW: American
LW: Russian with American interim
FW: American
BW: Vacant, two non Africans fighting for it

I know HWs are fat but this indian setting precedents

genuinely awful whoever said this might be good heem yourself and all journos who wrote about this and that one guy who compared Arjan to DC heem yourself heem yourself so hard

0, Marty is from Nebraska and Israel from New Zealand

a-user

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How's the fight? I've been watching street beefs instead.

I like Leon Edwards but Fabian Edwards seems a nob.

Not only power but superpower by 2020

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Adams only throws arm punches

Now that the dust has settled, what improvements should the UFC performance institute make to the human-hammerhead shark hybrids

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underwhelming

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So this is the power of el ogre....

israel is from nigeria, he is a nz citizen

Arj has it in the bag it's brown panty night

I swear I've seen Caveman Wojaks that look just like Adams.

We talmbout street sharlks?

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I'm from france guess i represent paris even though ive lived in montana for 23 years..................................................................

Arj is basically an Indian Daniel Cormier

Adams has the same fight style as most of the members of my special ed class

why doesn't he just suplex adams out of the cage?

How would they fare in the octagon?

How is Bhullar losing, you retard Bisbong

not often i just close the stream i mean holy shit

P4p one of the shittiest fight of the year

We're seeing the 2nd from the right rn

30-27 Poo fuck Bisping

nice shop

you are a french person representing america

twitter.com/Mens_Corner_/status/1122999120044621825

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marty is such a faggot. He has to "put on" a nigerian accent.
Listen to him on JRE and then listen to him at press conferences. Annoying af.

he didn't even try to finish

what a fucking retard

his corner are absolute dipshits as well

why are heavyweights so shit lads

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Hammerhead must have a weirdly shaped mouth. His mouthpiece flew out in round 2 and it nearly did again in round 3.

eww

Nope im amerigan representing ameriga :-----D fug you leafo

definitely and the sad thing is it's one of the fights I thought might be interesting on this card so I actually half looked forward to it

heem me to life

What compels you to 4channel user?

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its a common bum tactic to ask for pauses in action

Arjan might have a bigger victim complex than Tyron, fucking hate him now

imagine being proud about qualifying for the canadian wrestling team

It's raining so hard here I can't hear it

>LW: Russian
Lmao.

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lol big boy was robbed i think

>Weidman still dressing like Warrior

CTE'd beyond all hope

Robbery, retarded

Hello robbery

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So happy we finally have an Indian fighter in the UFC!

DESI DESI DESI DESI DESI

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even combatex wrestled for canada

Bisping sucks

Robbed of a chromosome maybe.

who is this street shitter?
fucking cringe..

Pretty insane that Arjan won this but Bellator called Rory/Fitch a draw. Danjeet Poomier got outstruck hard and had maybe one minute of good shit on the ground.

Someone notify PETA

Shut your mouth bitch

Canada is Thailand tier it seems. If you don't finish will lose

I'm at work who won on the scorecards and who won for real? Juan the can or the other can?

Cringey Singhy

Bhullar has Overheem voice

>""""fighter""""

all Heavyweight fights should be relegated to under-pre-shit-cards unless it's a top6 contention fight.

The division is so flushed with talent

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Hammerhead SMASH

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Do different promotions have different scoring rules? Maybe Bellator nerfed wrestling.

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Fitch beat Rory but Bellator had to do something drastic to let Rory advance.

the poo won the scorecards, Juan won for real

Is that thing eating poo that's not in a loo wtf?

i like going places where i might not be the dumbest person

Loooks like lando bananas downie brother

Why is bisping so shit on commentary?

kino promo but we all know the real fight is aldo vs volkanovski

battle of the shitty chest cross tattoos

And then he said "yeah im flushed" and then his next opponent said "yeah i think fitch won" much to the chagrin of big jon mccarthy

Sorry Bong, but the Lord had other plans for Rory. Don't blame Bellator

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These lacklustre fights should just be called a draw. Nobody wins, especially the fans.

if nukes actually existed i wish we'd launch them all at our greatest border enemy

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i'm outta here faggots, I can't handle all of these captchas just to call you guys faggots

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y r u so gay buddeh

Sayles is Cruz's boy

more like Matt Fails

.....the ocean, damn

Because he's only done like 3 before

Lawler broke him, Mousasi just made him come to terms with being halfway around the u-bend.

Rory won that fight. Fitch dominated 2 rounds but it wasn't 8/10. I can't see how you can score the fight for Fitch

>heemshitter brainlets in terms of judging a fight
How about you show the number of takedowns and top control time, you inbred sack of shit?

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fuck you buddeh

tfw only heem on the card will be macy cracking another can

goodnight heem i can't do it
hopefully i will wake up for the main event/card

enjoy the heems but not too much because i don't want to miss out

Is this user's cousin?

a takedown doesn't win you the round automatically

Rory did a great job of pretending to be your whore of a mother while he laid on his back most the night.

EIRE

Being ahead on strikes doesn't win you a round automatically. The winner is determined through evaluating a combination of both striking and grappling as well as estimating control time, not simply counting who landed more.

I wish I could believe that user, but previous fights have shown us time and time again if a judge sees you end the round laying on top of someone, the rest of the round doesn't exist apparently.

Based

>Sandy Eggo, California
lol you corporate cock sucking American's.

Picks are locked in and I'm going to bed. Lukas (Sophie Griffin) of Berlin University or CanaGOD will goof them.

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why is buffer's bow tie so stupid
boom roasted

cringe

The only "effective grappling" was during the last minute of the fight when he actually started throwing punches on top, grappling without doing damage is stalling

For sure doing jack shit on the ground in round 2 and getting maybe a minute of good gnp in round 3 makes up for getting handily outstruck the entire fight.

For sure my man. Putting a man on it's back should count as 100 significant strikes and 3 submission victories. It's such a fucking unbelievable achievement nobody has done it before

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Not to derail the fight night discussion, but out of an aching curiosity who is your favorite female fighter?

plz get me senpai i will suk ur dik
Al
Brunson
Burgos
Katona
Harris
Sanchez

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yup, that's going in my cringe compilation

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gabi

Canada will take care of you he pretty much runs this ship. They've tried to silence him for years but they can't stop him.

Rory did so little outside of the round where he almost heemed Fitch, clinging to kimuras isn't going to win you a fight.

ITT: brainlets who have absolutely no clue how MMA fights are scored. Go watch some pillow fencing, MMA is obviously not a sport for inbred trash such as yourselves.

Also, the one who is doing jack shit is the fighter on the bottom, not the one on top. The fighter on top is winning via positional dominance, a rule that exists not only in MMA but even in BJJ matches.

Thank Christ the ref didn't stop that desu.

Hes actually doing that incorrectly...

Iaquinta
Brunson
Burgos
Dvalishvili
Harris
Sanchez

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That's why you don't stop fights early. He's fucking fine and going for a reversal. If it had been stopped, every redditor would have praised it to appear smart.

That pajeet and the hammerhead were fat. Weird.

I think Cowboy will beat Al. You can see he has a different aura in the vlogs leading up to this fight. The way he tells it, he was out running one day but then goes to the doc and pops his bonce ronce the cornew and des his gona sasd ewrg

ATTENTION EVERYONE

The german now takes the lowest position on the /heem/ posters ranking, thank you for your time.

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why doesn't this guy know leg locks
boom roasted

Anyone see that spinning spinny heem in bellator tonight? Thoughts?

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Won't add if you don't have a photo, no more additions once the main card starts in an hour and a half
Al Iaquinta vs. Donald Cerrone
Derek Brunson vs. Elias Theodorou
Cub Swanson vs. Shane Burgos
Brad Katona vs. Merab Dvalishvili
Walt Harris vs. Sergey Spivak
Marc-André Barriault vs. Andrew Sanchez

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For sure BJJ is a peach of a spectator sport that has no issues with stalling. MMA should reward guys who lay on their opponent for 1 minute every round and get outboxed the entire rest of the round.

What the fuck that Anthony smith guy is a lightweight with a record of 1-12.

Nice roastie.

Everyone knows that already

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A mouse born in a stable is not a horse.

nice

Having chicken souvlaki right now, very based

I run /heem/

>ufc fight night
>not sipping lean and popping xannies

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Exactly, getting hammerfisted in the forearms while awaiting an opportunity to advance position might look bad to ESPN and casuals/redditards, but here he is Rd 2 still fighting.

what rank am i bro

Yaquinta
Brunson
Swanson
Katona
Harris
Barriault

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Okay so americans dont exist, gotcha mutt

Donald Cerrone
Derek Brunson
Cub Swanson
Brad Katona
Sergey Spivak
. Andrew Sanchez

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I'm just looking at yer frame

A different colored horse born in stable is not not a horse.

Is a straight up double hand strangle illegal?

Lmao, you are trash, your opinion - worthless dogshit. You don't decide how MMA should be scored, there's a ruleset in place and nobody gives a flying fuck whether you like it or not. If you don't like how MMA fights are scored, go watch boxing, your pathetic whining is not going to change how MMA fights are scored.

Donald Cerrone
Derek Brunson
Shane Burgos
Brad Katona
Walt Harris
Marc-André Barriault

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Al
Elias
Burgos
Katona
Spivak
Barriault

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Your cousin man?

see

is overeem dutch or british?

nigger fuck ass jews

you mean the domestic abuse staple ?

I could heem anyone named Matt

Lmao can we get a webm of Sayles begging the ref for a stoppage?

Cowboy
Bumson
Burgos
Katona
Harris
Sanchez

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people who make predictions on Yea Forums threads are the biggest dorks lmao

meathead

Landing strikes to the opponents face is more than enough to win. Against a fighter whose only weapon is takedowns

I've always wondered that

Genius level intellect coming out of Germany I see. Sport rules absolutely do change based on what viewers want to see. Look at college wrestling for an example of this. The fact that MMA rules currently favor wrestling doesn't mean that they must or should.

Damn this nigga nelson was done now he nearly won

Yeah, the Southern Handshake.

Fight me

Cerrone
Theodorou
Cub
Katona
Sergey
Sanchez

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Cerrone
Brunson
Swanson
Dvalishvili
Spivak
Marc

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no user's cousin is Kyle Propelec

Cowboy
Elias
Swansong
Katona
Spivak
Sanchez

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>Won't add if you don't have a photo
so stupid

r/mma > /heem/

You are not "viewers", you are an inbred mongoloid from 4chins whose dogshit opinion is irrelevant. You don't speak for the MMA community and nobody gives a fuck about what you think.

Gas Phone Posters

We can blame a lot of things on retarded and corrupt boomers

mmafighting.com/2019/4/16/18358920/abc-survey-at-least-10-different-mma-rulesets-being-used-in-north-america

You would get rekt if you tried it

Kill yourself.

Iaquinta
Brunson
Swanson
Dvalishvili
Harris
Sanchez

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>ad hominems instead of an argument
Yep, I'm thinking he's done.

TAPPY

HEEM SUBBY

Imagine being so shit that you shoot in and end up mounted and just give them an easy arm triangle. Imagine being such a shit commentator you don't even bother calling the arm triangle.

That finish sums up 2019 ufc.

heem tappy
>boooooooooooooo

rules specify "grabbing the trachea" as being illegal, and youre kinda grabbing it so ,,,,,,,

this ESPN guy talking about side control during a sub attempt

what a lazy bum. absolute heartlet and shit fight

based takedown

Based Nelson giving Canadians false hope of a comeback in 2 and then getting finished.

Just got in for that sub. Did I miss anything?

Iaquinta
Theodorou
Burgos
Katona
Harris
Barriault

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submissions shouldn't be considered a finish since as soon as they get released it's like they never happened and the loser just stands up completely fine
imo only knockouts should be counted as finishes since they are more definitive

Cerrone
Brunson
Swanson
Katona
Spivak
Sanchez

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I guess MMA is just boring outside of huge fights for me now.

Lmao, why should I actually argue with single digit IQ trash? You never presented an argument int eh first place, only spouted the linguistic equivalent of liquid dogshit in the form of: "me dunt liek positional groppling, jodge fuights baesed on gadooshs plz".

Qt webmaster now!

S C H M O

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Lmao Sayles sounds like a gayboy

Okay Connor.

>That voice

Yikes

Cowboy
Brunson
Burgos
Katona
Spivak
Sanchez

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get in my guard faggot

Whats up guys its me mattzo the clown

100% bee

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I am heemortal

ajmo bratic

Shut up retard douchebag

You can apply pressure on it tho.
Why goatfuckers projecting so hard. Even though you are praising a child molester nobody disregard your opinion on topics because of it. It's because you are a clown

Everybody cheer for the one user's cousin Prepolec

Why would you tap in practice, like, nigga train how you wanna perform to the death dawg

This. A submission should be one point and a fight can only be finished by strikes. No points for rounds or any of that bullshit.

RAGIN al
Theodorou
Burgos
Katona
Spivak
Barriault

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wtf didn't this guy just fight
boom roasted

Go watch pillow fencing, cazzie trash. I'll keep enjoying MMA grappling.

Why are all snownigger MMA """fighters""" cans?

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based

you shouldn't tap to joint locks because you should train the joint flexibility

based

>trying to walk it back
Yikers, maybe quit while you're only slightly behind. I don't like the way wrestling is weighted in MMA judging. I don't think a little top control should make up getting pushed around the octagon on the feet the rest of the round. It leads to stalling and makes for fights most people consider less entertaining. If you want to see positional grappling be the overwhelming decider of who wins an athletic contest, go watch wrestling or BJJ. The only thing you've even attempted to say in response "that's the way the rules are" as if that adds anything of value. I know what the rules are, and I don't like them. How about making an argument for why 1 minute of laying should beat 4 minutes of being outboxed in a sport that's supposed to represent a mix of martial arts?

>user's cousin wants to be a spicy striker rather than a boring grappler
based

>the absolute state of all these cazzies and their last minute picks

based

>t. Dan Hardy

Dayum I didn't know Taleb was on this card

Ok ahmed just cause the sultan fucked your shegoat doesn't mean you need to get mad on redchanit.

punches in bunches

A knockout should also only be one point, and they give the guy smellingsalts and get him back in there to continue afterwards.

You've been baiting the entire fucking last 30 minutes and this is the one that won. You're fucking pathetic, potatonigger.

>I don't like the way wrestling is weighted in MMA judging.
Nobody gives a fuck about what you like, cazzie. Positional dominance is a thing in MMA and submission grappling and it's there to stay. Don't like it? Get the fuck out and find something else to watch.

I visit /heem/ like once a week, and every fucking time I come here, this goatfucker is butthurt-posting here. Just amazing.

You’re mad on the internet lol

Prepolec looks like a walking highlight reel guy. As in he’s about to get destroyed for a video package

if Prepolec wins by heem i will go "PREPOLECTION H(eem)" lol

does prepolec kinda look like a taller white lineker

Sayles is the Cruz clone?

You're still just repeating "this is how the rules are." Did you even read my post? "You're a cazzie" is not an argument. "Go watch something else" applies to you too. And the UFC absolutely does give a fuck what people like. Sports rules change all the time to accommodate viewers. Make a fucking argument for why you think wrestling should be weighted as heavily as it is or stop (you)ing me. You're rapidly exposing yourself as being unable to string a thought together.

Thanks, leaf!

Prepolec is looking decent

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where is joe

It always makes me laugh when I think about how badly these idiots fucked up their own lives so badly to the point that they're forced to depend on fighting in a cage to make a living. That's not even the worst part. They actually manage to convince themselves that it's an honorable "profession". They convince themselves that it's what they WANT to do. And then they have to whinge and complain that they don't get enough money, as they have no other recourse because their lives are utterly worthless and they are powerless over their own destinies. Lmao, where's your muh alpha male tough guy bullshit when you're living in a tent at age 50 and can barely comprehend speech because of all the brain damage you've attained? I've absolutely zero respect for these brainlet bums. Except Conor, he's based.

Agreed. Needs to use his footwork to get inside more though

Lads the carnivore diet isn't working out for me, constant horrible aftertaste in my mouth.

>Did you even read my post?
No, why should I read verbal diarrhea spouted by an inbred mongoloid? Your position is clear as day, all you can say is: "I don't liek thing". All that needs to be said is nobody gives a flying fuck about you and what you like or dislike. End of story.

>"Go watch something else" applies to you too.
Not really, I'm perfectly satisfied with MMA rules and I'm not the one whining like a battered bitch.

kys cazzie trash

try the cyanide diet

jacking off to yoel in his liberal shithole city

Let me guess, Madison, Wisconsin?

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Buy some fucking tic tacs or something

Taleb is so overrated he's like -500 everytime he fights.

That's because it's dumb as fuck.
Eat a balanced diet like a normal human

>gogoplata just happened
>ZERO(0) mentions
streamable.com/7kvzm

37 year old prospect

HONHON OUI OUI

don't care at all

That doesn't sound very carnivore

they better give Prepolec a contract after this

>All that needs to be said is nobody gives a flying fuck about you and what you like or dislike. End of story.
Literally factually incorrect. Sports do care about what viewers want to see.
>Not really, I'm perfectly satisfied with MMA rules and I'm not the one whining like a battered bitch.
Who's whining? I'm making a claim for why I think the rules should change and so far you've made literally fucking zero argument as to why I'm wrong. All you've managed is "that's how it is!!!" without a single argument for why it should or must be that way.
>kys cazzie trash
Try making an argument instead of getting mad. I understand you're having trouble trying to sell groundsnuggle as entertaining but this isn't the way to do it.

Nordine Thaileb

hehe

Based

Balanced diet doesn't work for me there's a lot of stuff I can't eat and even a few things I'm not allergic to cause my stomach to bloat so much.

Why would you waste energy responding to a clinically retarded refugee?

How good could Prepolec be in lw?

He is a muzzie, friend of zahabi and looks better than a younger guy. He has that cuban genetics

>Sports do care about what viewers want to see.
You are not "viewers", you do not represent the MMA fanbase. Your dogshit opinion is irrelevant.

>Who's whining?
The battered bitch who wants the ruleset adjusted because she "doesn't like" it.

kys cazzie trash

Firas Zahabi is a fraud meme coach

He's lookin' juicy for 37 y/o.

Taleb is pretty huge, is he winning here?

>the shirt is infused with "minerals"
>your body gives off heat
>the shirt absorbs the heat energy and returns it to your muscles with infared rays

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They have internet in refugee settlements?

yeah I'd say clearly, landed so much more

>Arguing with people on the internet

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i think we should remember prepolec took this fight on short notice in a division above
decent considering

SORRY TALEB, DIDN'T REALISE THIS WAS TRACK PRACTICE

Have you considered maybe seeing a dietitian instead of consulting the institute of bro science?

prepolec is the leaf mike perry

>3 kickboxing sessions today

I'm fucking gadooshed lads, anyone know where I can get some horsebeef?

>I can't eat
try not being muslim

Against an mma vet. I think he could do well at lightweight

how many times is CTEbing going to say,"he's gonna be sore tomorrow."?

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based

Y'all are actually watching this bum fight? xD

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your mother's cunt

He is prepping the bull for later tonight

>You are not "viewers", you do not represent the MMA fanbase. Your dogshit opinion is irrelevant.
I am a viewer. My views are held by many MMA fans judging by how lay and pray gets booed out of the building. How widespread you think these views are is not a substitute for an argument in favor of the way wrestling is weighted.
>The battered bitch who wants the ruleset adjusted because she "doesn't like" it.
How is airing criticism whining? Am I supposed to mindlessly consume without questioning what I watch? Also
>she
>kys cazzie trash
Make an argument or this is the last (you) you're getting, and I'll take whatever ad hominem trash you throw my way as an admission of defeat.

They did a couple blood tests, took bacteria and checked my stool but all they said was fibre intolerance. But cutting fibre out and still eating anything over than meat is hell.

They have internet in you're mum's cunt, that's why I'm able to post right now.

extremely shitty card so far, even by jeWME standards, cant wait for dana's cardiac arrest so this sport is offically dead

Wouldn't be surprised Prep fractured arm blocking those kicks

Officially boying Prepolec. Cap this post for when you cazzies see him top 10 in LW

fury got robbed

ok you did like this fight didnt you

now tell me why the muay thai/kickboxing bouts of One fc inside the caze with mma gloves is not the future

Some one post the Zahabi webm where he gets violently heemed by spinning shit and looks like he's puckering his lips.

>untucked shirt
>buttoned top button
>pants too short
>no socks
>shitty sneakers
yeah as much as he tries we all know brendan is secretly straight

he fought really well considering the physical disadvantages

How much of a genetic failure are you?

>That pizza hut ad
Kek, the absolute state of americans

>it's another "firas zihabi's brother shits the bed again" episode

i hope this faggot trannys kid dies in front of him

Cousin has very shitty position and leg work. He is very heavy on his feet.
Things he needs to learn how to do:
Circling, corners cutting, low kicks

I put 5 pounds on him, really stupid considering.

Great card

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Why do both of them have such weird legs compared to their torsos?

I watched those, they were boring as fuck. Their mma wasn't much better, dudes gassing in one round. Some russian dude literally gave up and wouldnt come out for the third round in one fight.

based tech n9ne

Unironically. If he fights people his own size and trains full time at a better camp he could do well

BASED

How would he fare in the octagon?

thats love right there

kek wtf

Thanks Russia

wtf is this his own foot?

phew imagine watching your younger brother get flushed in person

i'll let him know

wasn't this dude knocked out in his last fight ?

>MMA
>real sport

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You lost because you didn't bet on the story of the fight. That was a 30-27 for Prepolec

>I finished all of my fights coming up
Yea, because your brother cherry picked your opponents

>My views are held by many MMA fans
Lmao, the inbred mongoloid uses a worthless "argumentum" ad populum again and then has the gall to demand an argumented rebuttal.

Get this through your empty fucking skull, shitstain: you do not speak for the MMA community, the only thing you represent is your own worthless self. Your pathetic attempts at presenting your dogshit opinion as some sort of consensus of the entire MMA community do not deserve anything more than a large, steamy turd shat out right on top of your disgusting fucking face.

kys cazzie trash and find something else to watch. MMA doesn't need you or your worthless dogshit opinion and will do just fine without you. I'll keep enjoying positional grappling the way it exists now.

Fuck thought it was a burrito and he was just having a laugh

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I doubt it's a genetic thing because all my brothers are fine.

canelo finna get dabbed on

Kek I thought he was eating a burrito

ishallah brother

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hopefully

Hopefully Zahabi gets heemed

zhabi easy win

I dont know what bouts you watched but keep an eye to One's top thais

they have gathered world class striking talent like Yodsanklai and Holzken

Ouchie.

Why?

Go carnivore bro shit is cash. Beef salt water, and I don’t care the Jordan Peterson memes I’ve done it and it’s the best I ever feel.

because I love seeing roaches get stepped on

He's a faggot.

that's kinda weird dude, not gonna lie

le faint faint faint
wuuuuuu why wont they re-sign me

Just tuned in, is this guy related to firas?

Eat it raw if you are a man

>penn vs guida
certified banger

little brother

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Snooze

just another day in Compton, CA

Iaquinta
Theodorou
Swanson
Merab
Harris
Sergey
Barriault

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I hope you lose that hate user.

ur brudder ur own flesh n blud

can't wait to see Theodorou's shadow boxing tonight

I cut it up and eat it cold just cooked medium rare, it’s like eating beef butter cubes. That’s manly enough for me

Fuck i meant Sergey

>Lmao, the inbred mongoloid uses a worthless "argumentum" ad populum again and then has the gall to demand an argumented rebuttal.
I did not use an argumentum ad populum. You, in fact, are the one who has been doing that. You used that fallacy against me to consolidate your no true scotsman fallacy. I admit, it was a mistake of me to respond at all instead of calling your fallacies out but it's disingenous to pretend that I'm the one who has been consistently employing them or that everything I've said is based on fallacy.
>Get this through your empty fucking skull, shitstain: you do not speak for the MMA community
Argumentum ad populum.
>Your pathetic attempts at presenting your dogshit opinion as some sort of consensus of the entire MMA community
Strawman fallacy, I never did this.
>a large, steamy turd shat out right on top of your disgusting fucking face.
Ad hominem. I accept your admission of defeat.
>kys cazzie trash and find something else to watch. MMA doesn't need you or your worthless dogshit opinion and will do just fine without you. I'll keep enjoying positional grappling the way it exists now.
How many posts has it been now that you've been unable to make an argument in favor of lay and pray? Pretty amazing you've typed this much without having a single argument to make. That's enough from me, though. It's clear you can't progress this conversation in a productive way.

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fore sure Danny 'struggles with russian cans' Jacobs is going to heem Canelo
Dat right hand doe a p-p-p-peach B

>muh logical fallacies
Very intelligent discussion you two.

Oh my you two faggets’ posts are not getting read by me

>23590▶
>can't wait to see Theodorou's shadow boxing tonight
god i want elias to fight yoel so bad

>Imagine your brother being your coach
>Imagine he has zero mma & competition experience
>Imagine all the times he ignored your needs so he could hang out with GSP & Kenny Florian
>Imagine you've never stood out in this sport despite how good your brother tell you he is
Is Aiemann Zahabi one of the most /just/ prospects of all time?

Harry stop typing paragraphs on this shithole and come back to discord

Cerrone
Brunson
Swanson
Katona
Spivak
Sanchez

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fuckin bored
I just want to see someone get their head spun clockwise

could we keep posts to 50 words or less, we have some CTE members on /heem/

Cowboy
Brunson
Cub
Katona
Sergey
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Elias is too fast

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Nothing wrong with calling out logical fallacies that are being presented in place of arguments.
Cringe.

I eat my liver raw but with a bit of salt.

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I used to hate Romero but with all the boring stick insect fighters and shadow boxing fags on the rise at MW I but my hope in him punching their thighs before unleashing the Cuban missile crisis on their chins.

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no one cares you fucking nerds.
stop posting.

this card is a stinker

That's fucking disgusting. Settle down Hannibal

and he'd get styled on as well
face it Theodorou is unbeatable

>stop discussing MMA in the MMA discussion thread
Fuck off.

I really hope brunson catches him and heems elias even if it ruins my picks

keep posting

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Why'd you leave Harold?

Hoping he catches him like he did Lyoto "the runner" Machida.

>people are actually watching anything but the main event

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He is interesting as fuck to watch. The guy should be an inspiration for all manlets and reachlets
Nobody expected it to be something amazing

>I could be playing mahjong with cats right now

cut these bums dana

You're not talking about mma you fucking shitstain.

Liver tastes disgusting cooked so it's better this way, flavourless with more nutrients.

>I did not use an argumentum ad populum.
>muh worthless dogshit opinion is right because it is shared by "many MMA fans, I s-swear!

Lmao, you patehtic, lying sack of shit. Nobody cares about you or your dogshit opinion. Nobody cares about what you like or dislike. You do not represent the "viewers" or the MMA community as a whole. Keep whining, you pathetic bitch, I'll keep enjoying MMA in its current form.

Firas Zahabi literally believes everything in life is predetermined. Given this impeccable mudslime reasoning, what is the point of training? Just show up to the cage and if you're supposed to win, you will.

Eat steak or chicken breast like a normal human bean, old chum

Inb4 Zahabi wins.

Cooked doesn't mean less nutrients.

'everything' includes him training too

they need all these bum fighters to fill up all the bum cards they are doing every 2 weeks.

I hate how he is always shilling Islam in his livestreams. Also he married and converted a québécoise, I would send him and his family back to Lebanon, the race traitor included.

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What a banger.

if zahabi wins i heem the ufc

Also doesn't help when most of their big names like to take 8 months off after a fight. Stipe hasn't been seen since uncle Phil threw him out of the house.

Durr backpedal cause scared of being gadooshed
Fuck these retards but I hope that spic loses for being a coward

sv3rige says otherwise.

Cut them both.

They fight in Canada. It will be 27-30 for Zahabi

hahaahaahahaha

Cut them both. Especially Zahabi

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HAHAHAH eat shit Zahabi

HEEM DEICION'D

how do you run away when you hear the round end warning know you haven't landed anything??????? what a fucking joke LOL HES CONFUSED HOW HE LOST HAHAHAHA

wew that faggot expected a win wtf

I am happy I was wrong

Why did Zahabi think he did to secure that W?

>surpriseface.jpg
what a cuck lmao

>OH NO I DID NOTHING ALL FIGHT HOW DID I LOSE

>poostar shitter flushed
Based Morales.

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This is the woman who got the finish.

Finally the fight I've been waiting for!

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did you really just mention le eats rotting meat and stares directly into the sun man in fucking heem holy shit get it together bro

brehs...

100% guaranteed heem in this fight

chick looks like eric andre
boom roasted

He really thought he was winning that fight going into the 3rd and decided to just run the fuck away and get the Canadian decision.

sarah moreass has a wide load looking forward to this

What we need is a wmma bout to liven things up.

Look at this spooky bitch

and he is a literal maniac user. Please don't follow his cultic ways. Why do the top nutritionists not endorse his methods for their athletes? Muh satanic world conspiracy? Nope

This is a sv3rige general, vegan gains fans go to /box/

woman are retarded the walkouts

>high iq music

>15 minutes of a few pillow taps and then none stuff play wrestling on the ground

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Macy gonna steamroll this raccoon looking bitch

They are both retards lmao

macy sleeps her in the 1st

Just put a cheeky 100 on Cerrone,Katana, and Swansong

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Need to do more sun gazing and classmate stabbing, only then will you be a true carnivore. Oh and don't forget to blame veganism for your shit hairline.

>everything is predetermined including everything i expressly choose or don't choose

you don't believe in quantum mechanics then, right dummy?

yeah VG is pretty retarded but parasitic meat and burned retinas aren't great either my man

hope this dyke gets starched

jesus christ 5-5?

>>muh worthless dogshit opinion is right because it is shared by "many MMA fans, I s-swear!
I didn't say that. I mentioned many MMA fans sharing my opinion in response to you using an argumentum ad populum.
>Lmao, you patehtic, lying sack of shit. Nobody cares about you or your dogshit opinion. You do not represent the "viewers" or the MMA community as a whole.
See look, there you go doing it again. I never claimed to. You have consistently used argumentum ad populum to avoid making an argument in favor of groundsnuggle. Here I go getting baited into responding again even though you still haven't made an argument and you're just repeating the same shit. Last one this time, I promise.

This ESPN pacing is too quick

just finna shit

...

WMMA is a tough issue for me.

On one hand, it's women being beaten. But on the other hand, they're employed.

>-700

yikes

many foods become more nourishing through cooking

>I didn't say that.
>many MMA fans share my opinion, I s-swear!
Lmao, you are fucking retarded. Stop trying to validate your worthless dogshit opinion by hiding behind the MMA community - something you do not represent with your shitposts, you inbred sack of shit.

Again, nobody cares what you like or dislike. Don't like the current MMA rules? Go watch boxing or better yet just fucking kys cazzie.

you're both incredibly gay

Raging Al
Bumson
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Katona
Spivak
Sanchez

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You need fecal cultures to balance that out