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UFC OTTAWA GAMETHREAD
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Juan "the mad mulatto" adams
Ear rape woman commentary. And swear they turned up her feed
a judge unironically scored round 3 for cole smith after getting chicken danced and his head pulled off his body
canadians are all stone fucking retards
C'mon bhullar
WHO IS THIS SHRILL CUNT WHERE THE FUCK IS QUEEN OLIVI
Nice Amerimutt.
Juan Adams is shit but the HW division is so empty that he'll probably be top 5 after tonight.
the fuck
youtube.com
Where the fuck is everyone?
Wake up Daniel
based
Stipe wins the rematch, DC wins the trilogy
I live in Ottawa :)
>that fucking Ned Flanders tier shriek
FUCKING MANLETS LMFAO
which thread do i post in
his name is Demolish Willy
katona champ would be kino
yo momma's
Far better thread
>crying while entering the ring
>"split personalities"
CRINGE. Betting on the other guy.
>"people think his accent is Irish... but he actually just had a speech impediment"
ahahahhahahahah
God I fucking hate bisping.
thats his shit, dudes wild
Cub won rounds 1 and 3. Debate me.
Brunson loses this one.
t. all of my picks lost
Everyone heem was high on (Burgos, Knight and Kattar) got flushed.
we need to meme elias thordoo into a title fight
POST
Y
F
W
ELIAS
SOON
Which GoT characters are which UFC fighters?
>Brock = The Mountain
The sound of that strike.
I want to hold Elias by his mane while I viciously pound his asshole.
dude looks like jesus
he cant lose
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Bumson wins
Reminder that /heem/cels only hate based Elias because he's a Chad that's probably fucked their fight-fu's
Brock vs Carwin was Mountain vs Red Viper.
>USADA = Red Wedding
>canelo on at same time
/heem/ to the core lads but wouldnt mind seeing canelo poster get btfo
WHO DO I WANT TO WIN. DO I WANT ELIAS TO GET HEEMED, OR DO I WANT THE ELIAS MEME TO CONTINUE
real thread
check em
He should fire his coaches and stop mimicking cody. The guy has the fastest arms in the division. He should jab to death everyone
What's going on with Featherweight?
Mirsad literally never fights, Holloway might not be coming back, Zombie gets ko'd by Yair but ends up fighting Moicano, Ortega is filming movies, Chad retired, Aldo retiring, Kattar is losing to Lamas. We're just going to end up with the same match ups.
Elias prancing....
Clegane = Cyborg
Ive been training lad dw
I thought Lamas beat Mirsad as well.
any actual ottawa fags here? where you @?
volkanovski
zombie got the moicano fight because he was clearly winning until that ko and dana likes him
Dany = Joanna
Sansa = Rose
Eddard = Randy Couture
Robb = Rashad Evans
Brienne = Nunes
Jaime = Dominick Cruz
Tyrion = Frankie Edgar
Tormund = Shane Carwin
Cersei = Felice Herrig
Margaery = PVZ
Tywin = Bas Rutten
Ramsay Bolton = TJ Dillashaw
Joffrey = Jon Jones
Dana = GRRM
Jon = Max Holloway
Arya = Carla Esparza
Jorah = DC
Theon = Ariel Helwani
Is this guy drunk?
>half ass kick and spin around
>no intention of landing
>at every moment hes about to get hit he puts his hands down, drops head forward and moonwalks backwards
>wild loopy overhands with no intention of connecting
I have never seen such a sloppy, awkward, clumsy fighting style.
It's like Clay Guida and CM Punk had a baby. A baby with fetal alcohol syndrome. Honestly reminds me of the fat Star Wars kid broomstick choreography.
>Ramsay Bolton = TJ Dillashaw
>Joffrey = Jon Jones
switch these
JJ is a stupid nigger who has no method to his madness. He's just a narcissist, part sociopath.
TJ is a stupid cracker but there is method to his madness.
oof, that looked like a lazy sparring session between two amateurs
>TJ
>Stupid
no he's just a piece of shit
RAGIN AL
FUCK YEAH FUCK YOU BROKEBACK FAGGOT COWBOY
AL
AL
AL
AL
AL
WAR AL
>this is gonna be epic
Fucking bispGOAT commentary
Toupe's are illegal in the octagon.
Dad Cerrone is unbeatable just like Dad Poirier.
cowboy looks different from usual
I'm fukin hyped
This ref looks like a gay robot
I think no matter what happens in this fight, Cowboy will win or lose
cowboy with that papa smurf beard
Al is peak cringe.
STRONG ISLAND
Al and Cowboy are only 4 years apart in age but they look 10 years apart.
Oh shit I have to piss all of a sudden hopefully I don't miss anything hehe
WAR COWBOY
WAR COWBOY
WAR COWBOY
WAR COWBOY
Cerrone gets dabbed on in 1 the gatekeeper
THE COWBOY MEME ENDS TONIGHT
iaquinta is such a faggot.
If Cerrone wins I will post a picture with my 3 inch penis, my face, my name and my address on /heem/.
*snap*
GIVE AL YOUR ENERGY BOYS
\o/
Cerrone's chest and belly are so undefined. He truly is a dad.
Told you guys Al would play the Leon Edwards.
Al doing the Romero
Al squinta looks so tight. Like a robot. Gonna get merkef
On a scale of 1-10 how white trash is Cerrone
>Cowboy vs La Quinta
It's like a battle for Texas.
lets go al
Raging Al is unorinically a good fighter
change my mind
*leans in*
*Gets headkicked*
classy white trash
he might be white trash but iaquinta is a literal goblino.
>al boxing
finna get headkick sleepy
HEEM INBOUND
La Quinta means "Next to a Denny's" in Spanish.
>GoT
Just realised I have no idea who I want to win
Who do you boys want?
>WAR COWBOY
>WAR COWBOY
>WAR COWBOY
>WAR COWBOY
WORLD PEACE
KILL THE YANKEE COWBOY
Kek
redneck, sure. But white trash? nah
you just know al is our guy by the fact that he has no (nil) queer ass tattoos
I’m not hungry, just pick wherever you want.
I like him but cowboy is more good.
>Cerrone has his labrador tattooed on his back
so fucking based
I always want the most flushed fighter to win
al
His sons name is danger
Thst knee broke als jaw
CERRONE LOOKS FUCKING ANCIENT
Lol a panic shot after eating that knee
Jew jersey kid is finished
LETS GO AL
Al seems to be struggling with the range
as i predicted
10-10 round 1. Bretty good so far.
Told you guys Al was mad overrated
Poor so far. Not enough wrestling or grappling.
narrow 10-9 cerrone
He's more of a redneck. White trash live in trailers, have three teeth and smell like a baby's coffin
Cowboy deserves a title shot since everyone else is a boring shitter in his division
Al dark horsing the division and then refusing to defend the belt with Dana recognizing a fighters union would be hilarious
bisping needs subtitles
Cowboy looks like he’s made of beef jerky.
Headkick KO for Cowboy incoming.
>Cuckdald cuckboy cuckronee
lmao
Al is perma flushed
cut these bums
you should post feet too haha
Bisping using masvidals 3 piece line
The blood would be everywhere
bloody al round 4 by KO
HEEEEEEEEEEEM
HOLY SHIT
>joe schilling in the corner giving advice
yeah im thinking Al has got this
No you wont
they did it last week too lol
dont do this man come on
HEEM LEGSLEEPY. DONEDSON BARBONNEZA WINS AHAHAHAAAH
Cowboy is the best counterattacker in the game
>Fighter called Ragin' Al
>his name's Al and he gets mad
STRAWNG ISLAND BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Bisping using masvidals 3 piece line
It's like when your grandma asks who let the dogs out
>who
>who
>whowhowho
I remember my first beer
have sex
based
cringe
Cerrone is winning most of the exchanges
Al knee is fucked. He's gonna get KOed on a headkick that Cowboy throws waist high
cerrone wobbly
Last week the commentators used "three piece" like 5 times every fight. One time Dom said 'two piece'. Maybe Dana/ESPN is telling them to say it?
Based Cowboy getting some chronic traumatic encephalophony.
They should have Felder, BisGOAT, Cruz, and DC all do commentary together.
is it considered improper to fart on your opponent head?
COWBOY WOBBLY
>counter to a long kick, a wight hand
Cerrone is winning so far.
20-18
Cowboy
MATT FUCKIN' SERRA
Why aren't they wrestling?
HOLY SHIT
ARM BREAKY
10-9 cerrone
10-9 al
Conor should definitely take the Cowboy fight
Worst fight of the night. MMA? This is just punches and kicks! Where’s the BJJ or even Sambo. Total snoozefest.
What will break first bros? Al's leg or Cerrone's face?
wouldn't surprise me. You can tell the UFC gives Bisping some things to say in his podcast
>manlet losing his legs
its over
what's dana doing in al's corner?
Why are there 0 heems in the UFC anymoe?
COME ON COWBOY PUT THIS GOD DAMN YANKEE BOY TO SLEEP
2-0 real estate agent
donald "cuckboi" cerrone getting btfo by the number 1 gangster desu
COWGOAT
COWGOAT
COWGOAT
COWGOAT
0 out of 10, go back to red dit
theyre not fags
Cerrone hasn't exactly learnt to move his head but he is doing a much better job of getting out the way of punches.
That's not Chael.
COWBOY SEND THIS YANKEE FAG BACK TO YIDLAND
CTErone
Imagine Gaycheese vs Cowboy
Reminder that we're permaflushed if Cowboomer wins.
Al telegraphs everything
since when does heem hate cowboy?
or is this thread just full of zoomers?
Everyone suddenly likes Al for some reason
My stream cut out for a minute. How did Al get busted open?
so cerrone gon win
he looks like a fucking 7th grader
what a faggot
>he wasn't team Cerrone from when this fight was announced
sad!
they loved'em when he heemed that young guy a month back. Idk what happened
>losing to canrone
AL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
cowboy would get killed
It's gonna be like this the whole fight isn't it?
30-27 Al
heem bleedy
I fucking told thst bettibg fsg not to put his faith in Al, fucking bum
>the midget is going to win
I thought they couldn't beat taller people? Apologise to midgets now
stop smoking crack.
NOT SO FAST
Al can't get inside and is telegraphing his strikes too much
WOW
1. Wait for Al to get CTE'd
2. Move to NY
3. Buy a bunch of real estate from Al and exploit his scrambled brain to get a good deal
4. Sell it for a profit
5. Become rich
Al is done
That fucking mask of blood.
>JUST BLEEEEEEEEED
these fucking kicks.
Cerrone doing work.
BUM AL
30-27
Cowboy
He's fuckin Al face all up, his lead leg too.
>beats the ghost of Sanchez and Lauzon
>he's underrated, Dana just hates him!
APOLOGIZE
>GIVE ME MORE
shit ref not stopping that earlier.
fucking wank
>the round finishes
>Al sits on the bench
>cutman soaks up Al's sweat with a piece of bread
>Serra squirts a waterbottle filled with marinara sauce into Al's mouth
>"ayy ohhh kid, madon! Keep those hands up!"
>Al stands up and Serra puts a piece of gabagool in his mouth instead of a mouthguard
AL CANNNNNNNNNNN
I can't cheer for someone that tattoos their own name on their back.
Manlets still haven't learned
Dat jab
ol' man Cerrone dont take no shit
Yawn. Why aren’t they looking for subs?
did he get dropped by a jab?
holy shit this fight is nuts
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
29-27 cerrone
WAR COWBOY
WAR COWBOY
OH NO NO NO MANLET BROS WE GOT TO COCKY
>Dropped by a jab
GLASS AL
>30-27 Al
Ahahahahahahahahahahaahhaa
He probably got 10-8 that round and Cowboy has won every round
Joe is in Al's corner?
SLEEP THIS YANKEE COWBOY YOU CAN DO IT
Al is done. Cerrone looks great. He looks like he's 180lbs in there with infinite cardio to throw kicks.
I guarantee Cerrone is on EPO but Dana wants the Khabib/Cerrone fight so he won't even be tested.
10-8 round for cowboy.
Give Cowboy a fucking title shot ffs
29-28 Cowboy IMHO
lmao
>Al's face
In 3 minutes, Alfags will be gloating.
do judges score after a TKO/KO now?
Why cant manlets stand on their legs after a few kicks? Al and Cerrone are even in leg kicks
Can someone give me a porno where the girl takes a massive dick so big shes in obvious discomfort or pain or whatever
>getting your ass beat by an old man
talk shit get hit nigger
fuck the real estate man is overrated
tko by right eye swolling shutting
book it
Love a good jab.
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
*gets dropped by a jab*
Kek Yankees are fags
JUST
HEEM SLEEPY
I seriously thought fucking Al had it in him over Cerrone. What a fucking monster.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FLUSH EM
Al was also walking in so thats what really added power to it
>Al “Vitor Belfort” Iaquinta
Ahahahahahahahahahahah FRONT KICK TO THE JAW FAGGOT
NOOOO
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
LAND MERCHANTS CAN'T LOSE
KICJKKKKK
Al is flushed.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
CONOR IS LAUGHING HIS FUCKING ASS OFF
I want to reverse colonize her
Kevin Lee deleted his chin
Imagine if Cerrone beat Khabib lmao
>do judges score after a TKO/KO now?
No dummy, they score every round up until the finish but then the scores aren't shown because they don't matter.
DAMN KHABIB BEAT THIS CAN?
AL IS A FUCKING DOG
Cerrone is on EPOs
I think he has the most underrated cardio, wrestling and guard in the division.
Now is the time to buy property from Al. In his CTE'd state you're liable to get a great deal on a 4 bedroom home in the NY/NJ area.
From one side it almost looks like Al is still in this.
From the other.. looks like that fag Matt Cera should throw in the towel.
48-46 Al
Al is flushed
>this is khabibs thoughest opponent
In many ways Cerrone is stronger than Khabib and Lee combined.
love cowboy's combos
Yeah it's possible, his weakness is strong boxing which Khabib doesn't have.
This fight, Al with the chin
pipe down or your city will be in ashes again, yeah stay down bitch
Al panic rasslin' now. It's ogre.
Unfortunately the first side is Serra's side.
>al losing to a grandpa
holy fuck cowboy is nuts
>tfw so far the fight is going exactly as you expected
39-35 cerrone
I feel a meme coming on bros.
Is this the beginning of the CTE Al arc?
Cerrone should go for the leg kick TKO.
This panic wrestling is hilarious from Al. He gonna get submitted quick.
Respect for aquinta for taking a beating like a champ.
Al is fighting for his fucking life bros
This is his kumite
oh fuck that doctor is hot
39-35 Cerrone. Al needs a KO.
We need Tony vs Cerrone, fuck Gaethje.
in many ways Al is winning the story of the fight
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
I’m not even gonna watch the fifth. This is trash MMA
HEEM SPICY
Reminder this is the best opponent that Khabib has fought, and ut was on 24 hours notice
WAR COWBOY
WAR COWBOY
WAR COWBOY
This is Cowboy's best showcase of his career. I never realized just how fucking good he is until now. Al is a fucking dog unbelievable spirit.
cerrone beating jaborni
KILL THIS FUCKING YANK GOBLIN COWBOY
cute doctor
2-2 desu
speaking of kumite
I didnt know there were multiple bloodsports all the way to 4
Fuaarkkk those combos and kicks. Cowboys style is absolutely based
>pipe down or your city will be in ashes again, yeah stay down bitch
Jew York criminal detected
Based Al getting brain damage that will take years off his life to entertain the fans.
brehs this doctor
I know this looks like hindsight and shit but I've legit always rated Cowboy at LW and have thought he should have gone back much sooner
He was great before he left
girl with the flashlight was pretty
SHE CUTE
Cowboy = 4channel
Ragin Al = Reddit
Cowboy has Urkel in his corner!
qt ring doctor
>panic wrestling
you people are retarded. he did the same shit to Kevin Lee.
Good thing Al doesn't even have a brain to get CTE
Shit card.
damn white boys..
sexy ass doctor
i would milk that check up for everything it's worth
Cerrone GOAT
Cerrone's corner
>"throw kicks and watch for the right coming"
Cut to Al's corner
>"catch the kick and throw the right"
Uhoh
how hot a what bhabarbaira
Cerrone looking pretty Bangkok ready this fight
Al by TKO 2:47 Round 5
i wish cowboys dixie was in my ass right guys, rise up
Habib will run from having to fight Tony or Cowboy. He's a faggot.
CTEd
Yeah I don't rate his chances against a few fighters but anyone outside that few he destroys.
everything Elias wanted to be
>"raging al"
>crippling trigger anxiety
makes you think
Al suddenly South Paul eh
CB just blocked a right lol
that left thigh is mincemeat
>Tony v Khabib
Makes me sad we may never see this fight, the way things are playing out. Or a tony past his prime. Fucking hell.
Cerrone going full Erron Black
Cowboy beat him so bad he looks like Joe Lauzon...
just like my animes
What's Conor going to tweet tonight?
>Al landed a huge right exactly at 2:47
based, but wrongpilled.
that shit will be so bad in the morning
God damn cowboy looks very impressive
Kek he just tried that and it didn't work 1:50
OH FOR SURE AL IS A FIGHTER MY GUY
can we make this one of this fight?
I fucking hate Al, but he's god tremendous CHIN and HEART.
Told you fucking idiots it was stupid to compare Al to Masvidal. You did the same shit with Hernandez.
Yes let's stand on the outside and get picked apart vs a guy who can't handle pressure, I bet Serra and Longo want to fucking strangle Al for his dumb fight.
He's gonna shit talk Cerrone and try to get a fight lined up so he can duck Khabib
LET'S BANG BRO
how it was a great fight and that he wouldnt be afraid of cerrone like that pussy al iaquinta
something like that
I want her to check my third eye, if ya catch my drift
ARIEL SEETHING
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I LOVE YOU COWBOY
Tony is one of those guys who will stay in excellent shape. He's got that psychosis cardio. I just hope him or Cowboy gets a shot at habib.
mcgregor is the night king cause he's a smug cunt
unironically fatherhood Cowboy is no fucking joke
Al got a takedown. It could be anyone's win.
yeah i see what you mean, against pressure fighters with power he'll struggle, but if you can't at least match him in the striking you're in for a very tough night
48-47 cerrone
1&2 al
rest cowboy
>anyone who doubted Cerrone
y'all dumber than hell. Rednecks, rise up, roll coal.
BASED CERRONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVING THE CARD
Cowboy what a fucking animal I love it
Wow what a beating.
Shame on you Al
BRO AL IS A MONSTER
loved that fake knee to flying knee
Al won that.
Al won
>all the dumb faggot casuals who picked al
LMAO CASUALS
that intercepting knee is a real good answer to pressure
OWNED
COWBOY TITLE SHOT NOW
jesus christ
in reality Al won the story AND Narrative of this fight
Your brown eye?
YANKS BTFO
GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
al iaquinta just got embarrassed.
damn
/heem/ picked heemed
Al won the story of the fight
Damn, Cowboy is getting laid tonight after that alpha as fuck performance.
CERONE VS FERGUSON NEXT
>CERONE VS FERGUSON NEXT
49-44 Cerrone. These last two fights are the best Cowboy has ever fought. He could've beaten Khabib tonight.
Cowboy is a monster
WHAT POSSESSES YOU TO NAME YOUR KID DANGER
Based Cerrone
Based Al
Lol Yankee tried to escape the cage after
I think Poirier would run through Cerrone.
Friendship Cowboy rode his last ride
Proud Father Cowboy just getting started
Joe Rogan = Tyrion
your pee hole?
RODE HARD AND PUT AWAY WET
This is it lads, it's the cowboy era
>Damn, Khabib became champ via decision against THIS can?
Rankings make no sense
Based old man Cerrone
Shame on you al, fucking pathetic. You are giving that bum cerrone confidence and to think he is anything but a bum, which he is.
>"Raging"
>Stands at kicking range against a kickboxer and does nothing
Cowboy is fucking unbelievable. Oh my fucking god. One of the greatest fighters of all time.
Being this retarded in the current year...
Al got gadooshed
LMAO ENDS WITH AL ON THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or get taken down in the 1st and be gassed and completely demoralized
Boomers rise up
Ayo where's that American who was telling me Al would KO Cowboy early
I told you Cowboy was the better striker, even told you the range would give Al problems. Apologise
50-40 Al
>Fuck cowboy
lmao heem btfo'd
where you at czechfag
DAD STRENGTH/ OLD MAN STRENGTH IS REAL
flushhh
5/6 lads i'll get em next time
>Cowboy is fucking unbelievable. Oh my fucking god. One of the greatest fighters of all time.
This is the fight to make.
literally give this man the title shot
Al is the daddy of Cowboy’s child
50-44 Cowboy
Al doesn't have what it takes to be a champion. He has the skills but he's too passive.
Who cares. That drunk druggie is done.
TONY VS HABIB
COWBOY VS HABIB
OR JUST MAKE HABIB GIVE UP THE TITLE BECAUSE HES A CHIMP
AL RUNNING AWAY LAMO
He got rocked in the fight round by that knee. He couldn't do shit after that
poirier is a can.
WAKE UP ZOOMERS
PEAK PERFORMANCE
50-44 via story points
Rad baby
thought cowboy would be btfo but dude looked like a beast tonight
based
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF 223'ERS HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
COWBOY WAS ALWAYS TAKING THIS YOU CAZZIE FUCKS
fucking lightweights can't KO
/heem/ completely flushed no winners.
That fight is disgustingly good
I don't think it should happen because I Tony/Khabib should and I don't want to risk Tony getting beat by Cowboy.
Though if I were to pick I'd probably pick Tony due to his pressure
>that lil fucking poncho
Fuck cuckdald cuckboi cuckronee, reddit : the fighter
BOOOOoooooOOOMER GAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
You're British.
Reminder that this is the chump that Khabib beat to win the belt and his only decent win. Dustin is going to ruin him.
>A decision win with some big shots saves a card full of shit decision wins
>49-45, 49-45, 49-46
absolutely btfo.
>Censoring the word "badass"
He's definitely on EPO's.
hell yeah brother
DAD CERRONE HAS AN UNLIMITED POWER LEVEL
Sensory overload is going to give that kid autism.
ALPHA
AS
FUCK
COULD FUCK MY WIFE AND I WOUND'T EVEN BE MAD
You're fat
>those shameful blue circles among the green
Cerrone pisses hot after this
He was too far before that
it was a trash card but this cowboy wins ends it with a sweet taste
Hey look it's that bong who sucks black dick! Still waiting for that black bong to get his match vs somebody? The one Mastival pieced up backstage?
>Al still being attended by the qt doctor
I think we know who won the story of the fight.
Toilet aquinta
Time to watch Canelo heem Jacobs
Even Holloway vs Cerrone would be sick.
>C-Conor p-pls fight me!!!!
Beg. BEG.
Cowboy beats Conor.
yeah pisses hot on your face faggot
A random black guy off the street could have knocked both of these crackers out with one arm tied behind his back
*record scratch* *Freeze frame*
You're probably wondering how I got here. It all started when I sold Mr & Mrs. Smith a new house
Cerrone pisses hot after he loses to connor/khabib/leon edwards rematch
>cerrone when he doesn't have the height advantage
cope
Cerrone got hit with shots that would have put him down in previous fights. His chin held up.
I invented toilet iaquinta
I knew it was you! Leon Edwards lover! Nobody cares about that faggot ape, eat shit bong!
Al wins the rematch
fucking leaf
cowboy vs conor is the fight to make
HEEM RAKED
PERMA DELETED
>he doesn't know about the albedo rate
hehe i like it
I wanted him to win just showing how good Edwards is.
He was doing pretty great. Cerrone definitely felt those head punches from Al and started to touch his head non stop. Then the kick came in and he was done.
based & checked
It's the beard.
Al is going to be the new lightweight gatekeeper for the next few years until he retires
cope
safe to say iaquinta's chin is permanently deleted now
Based Cowboy not only styled on Al Yatoiletya but he also EXPOSED BUMBIB
God damn I fucking love black men
now we should stop pretending khabib got the title from a fighter and that al was good
Gonna need webms of the nurse and the mommy
Not getting hit by welterweights.
You knew what was me?
>I wanted him to win just showing how good Edwards is.
Get that retarded nogs dick out of your mouth. He's not good, and he's not getting any fights worth a fuck. He's an undercard stooge who will get deleted in the next 2 years and nobody will even notice.
Al is pillowfisted
This. Conor is a fucking meme. Conor needs Cerone more than Cerone needs him. Conor is a bully that has been exposed for the fraud that he is.
You missed mine, I picked Sanchez, Harris, Merab, Brunson and Cerrone.
has Khabib ever fought a good fighter on a good day
30 about makes sense
i just turned 30 and im the strongest I've ever been.
is it really all downhill from here lads?
>MFW WOULD HAVE HAD A CLEAN SWEEP IF IT WASN'T FOR KATONA
REEEEEEEE
Anyone got a webm of that little gallop cowboy did in the final round? Surprised no one has said anything so far
>Cerrone definitely felt those head punches from Al and started to touch his head non stop.
Cerrone touching his forehead is his tic.
He does it in every fight.
When he's in rhythm he does it more.
women peaking at a 10 year old boy
based as fuck biology
This is the stream guy.
>Mcgregor needs Cerrone more than Cerrone needs him
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
Khabib beat the lineal champ anyway so it all balanced out desu
Seethe harder dork
Khabib winning the title vs Al is like "winning" a toy with a happy meal.
Cowboy pieced Al up like a jigsaw puzzle. He won't stand a chance against Khabib though since he will just go for a takedown and smother cowboy. If he's lucky Khabib loses the belt before he gets to a title shot so he will have a better shot at winning the belt
this. cerrone's face was fine and he grew confidence that he wasn't getting hurt
canelo or diego brandao who takes it
back to plebbit
F
Proper 12 mate. He's flushed. Fuck Conor.
Conor is a can
If Swanson didn't fucking bitch out at the end he could have stolen the decision and given me the W
seething yankee
doesnt have to be you just gotta eat right, sleep, and exercise
fight night ends just in time for canelo. thanks dana.
Yeah, seething. You know he's a joke. Cope harder, bitchboy.
3 pieced and sodapilled
Nvm
natty, yes
even a single cycle permanently improves the capacity for gains though
when you notice your strength starts to decline try test for a while and you'll be strong into your mid 40s at least
heem thread
>You knew what was me?
You go on and on about Leon Edwards all the time. Nobody fuckin cares about that faggot except you bong.
Cerrone is a surprisingly big drawl. Him vs Conor would be Diaz-Conor-eqsque, Joe.
What is wrong with him? Lost his baby brother and the first thing he does is use his dead brother's body to shill for a coke head's whiskey
So what, Connor could tell Cerrone to lick his ballsack while Cerrones Wife blows Connor for him to get a dighg with McGregor and Cerrone would thank him for the opportunity
Also if anyone is a can its cerrone
He started to do it constantly after he got punched second time. He started to do it again in the second time only when he got hit again. Moreover it's obvious he didn't felt good after them because he slowed down for a moment after the connections.
Conor used to be good, then he got rich and started going crazy with drugs and booze. Now he's a fucking joke. He doesn't deserve any top level fights, but Cowboy would probably want to fight em for that paycheck.
They should strip Habib already, he turned down Tony what a fuck head.
He kind of does
Conor needs a #1 contender fight to get a title shot again but he also needs it to be against someone he thinks he can beat
Cowboy fits the bill while he's a great fighter, he's weaknesses are Conor's strengths. If Conor wants to make a comeback, this is literally the best opportunity
this is the only correct scorecard. The judges scorecards were horrendous. Al clearly won 1 & 2, and there were no 10-8 rounds. Al landed big shots in every single round despite losing, even in the 5th. How do you give Cerrone a round after landing 1 knee?
McCanor is a nobody
>doesn't forget to put his garbage forearm tattoo and wrist watch in the shot too
no fucking way
A nobody that will get Cowboy paid and sell a zillion PPVs to normies. Set it up, because Khabib is scared.
what landed? maybe a knee hit him in the back of the head or something? or did he just fall back?
Dumb as fuck. Cowboy dropped Al in round 2, and won all the striking exchanges.
Al maybe won round 1 by a slim margin
>If Cerrone wins I will post a picture with my 3 inch penis, my face, my name and my address on /heem/.
So what Mcgregor can choose whoever he fights anyway, and they will beg him for it
Damn bongs even Poos are shitting on y'all now.
Didn't you bongs used to own that country?
He got shoved down and the first ground pound landed. Then he curled up into a ball.
see
looks like he just fell back due to being off balance and being pretty wobbly anyways
Cowboy has more crisp striking than druggie/drunk current Conor. Cowboy is long. Cowboy has better ju jit. Cowboy has WAY better cardio.
Al is obviously very good. Beat up Lee and hurt Cerrone. He belongs in the top ~5. Cerrone is just too good
Khabib isn't fighting cuz he is responsible for his teammates being shelved. He's honorable.
>he's weaknesses are Conor's strengths
No they aren't. Conor's strengths are bullying/countering midgets who throw the right hand as their first response to everything (Al fits the bill) Cerrone is a giant former 170er who likes to kick the shit out of people.Give me one reason why Cerrone would feel compelled to bumrush him. He'd just kick his legs/head into dust. It would be like Barboza vs Pettis.
>Cowboy dropped Al in round 2
Pretty sure that was rd 3. Al rocked Cerrone in Rd 2.
>Cowboy has more crisp striking than druggie/drunk current Conor.
Not really.
Matchups. Iaquinta is short and likes to punch, especially his right hand. Bad against Cerrone.
Conor is the crisper striker, has power and Cerrone evidently struggles with pressure fighters.
Cowboy isn't going to be taking Conor down, see how Nate beat Cowboy
>Conor
>Pressure fighter
>has power
No. Maybe at 145.
Also, Guillard has WAY more power than Conor and look what Cerrone did to him. Same with Alvarez.
>Cerrone evidently struggles with pressure fighters.
Conor isn't THAT type of pressure fighter bro. He ain't Ferguson/Gaethje.
>Cowboy isn't going to be taking Conor down
He's taken down virtually every opponent he has faced at welterweight.
>see how Nate beat Cowboy
You mean the guy who is way taller/bigger than Conor? The guy who got his legs kicked out from under him repeatedly? The guy who fought a lesser Cowboy and unlike Conor, is actually tough?
Conor got knocked off his feet by Alvarez. Cowboy is way worse from that perpective.
Eh he kinda is. Problem is, he isn't facing 145ers anymore. His pressure is worthless against bigger guys and even against small guys it was more subtle pressure.
its a shop you idiot