>Gary Lineker introduces the goals, action and reaction from the six Premier League games to have taken place so far this weekend, including Liverpool ‘s trip to Newcastle. The title-chasing Reds enjoyed a fine 4-0 win in Boxing Day’s reverse fixture to ensure they ended 2018 top of the table, with Mohamed Salah and Xherdan Shaqiri among the scorers. The day’s other fixtures include Bournemouth versus Tottenham, Cardiff’s home match against Crystal Palace and Southampton’s game at West Ham.
Utter morons Danny Murphy and Jermaine Jenas are your """expert pundits""". How will Jermaine twist it today?
>tfw the CL final will be Barca murdering a bunch of 17 year olds until everyone's crying
;-;
Isaac Lopez
He wasn't. But no surprise at Lerma overreacting like a moron after he was pushed. I would hope Howe bollocked him for that, but I doubt it.
Jayden Young
>be Liverpool >know the CL is a lost cause >field reserve team >be random second string scouser >get to play against Suarez, QTnho and fucking Lionel Messi
This is the only fgood end
Liam Walker
He wasn't thinking. Kinda understandable desu, they are seeing their best chance at a cl final being taken away by a bunch of dutch zoomers.
Isaac Cox
>Spurs
They've drank their "Month of May Shit the Bed Juice".
Benjamin Johnson
I really think its written in the stars for Liverpool to win. I’ve never seen a team have so much sheer luck before.
Caleb Thomas
>Now THAT'S a money spinner. How??
Owen Carter
Foyth was only on the pitch for 2 minutes as well
Carter Richardson
farewell, welsh birbs
David Murphy
I wish Tan had stuck to his guns and kept the red dragon branding
Jordan Murphy
>mfw it happens >mfw Klopp dedicates it to the 96 >mfw the HFSG say justice has been served >mfw the absolute media circlejerk after it happens >mfw it will be even more of a fluke than Manchester Etihad's 2012 PL
Also funny to note how the BBC disabled comments on the Barca-Liverpool article yet enabled for today's match. Definitely no sign of an agenda there, no sirree.
Notice how the only one with no comments is the Liverpool one. Why would they disable the comments, I wonder? Constant abuse? Probably the most likely reason.
Juan Sanchez
Usually they close comments after getting 8% homophobic or racist comments
Gabriel Young
It was changed because Liverpool have a game on Tuesday you mug
Hunter Phillips
like this keeper desu
Jason Gomez
>Salah dying was awful for Salah
Top quality insight there danny
Julian Sanchez
Will any top six club give Howe a chance?
Landon Myers
>dele lalli
Aaron Thompson
Maybe Utd, they make strange decisions,
Jack Williams
No as he will get exposed. The top players wont respect a mr nice guy howe
Nicholas Watson
They’d rather give the big jobs to Johnny Foreigner.
Kayden Allen
This. His style won't work anywhere else but Bournemouth. Had one spell at Burnley that saw him be average the first season and then ran off when it got tough the second.
Easton Diaz
Probably not, the big EPL teams have too much money at stake to "risk" on someone like Howe. That's why so many foreign managers get hired, because they've proved themselves in other leagues.
Ian Murphy
>last thing Poch needs is more dismissals >Foyth decides to break some guy's leg
Ian Rogers
gook out
Oliver Smith
Imagine if spurs lose 14 games in the league and win the CL. I'd stop watching footy
Kek it was so deadpan that made me laugh too
Henry Campbell
If Son had gotten his military training could he have ended the Korean War singlehandedly?
Charles Wood
>they've proved themselves in leagues worse than League 2
Ryan Butler
Isn’t he Chinese?
Grayson Edwards
no crowd pressure at bournemouth, it's only 9k of subdued fans and only ever 1k away fans max. Huge job safety. Howe has never truly been tested to be given a top 6 job. Maybe Everton when Silva goes could take a chance but I can't see it.
Parker Howard
Nah, he's worst korean. they let him skip military service by playing in the Asian Cup and fucking Spurs by having him absent
Adrian Reyes
>Evertonians getting on little Eddie's back He'd be off like a fucking shot.
Michael Walker
Pochettino walked into the Spurs job after a good but not spectacular job at Southampton. Howe deserves a chance.
Isaiah Kelly
Spurs are actually pathetic.
No, but League 2 and Serie A are, as far as the head honchos of the EPL top 6 are concerned, totally different animals.
Camden Barnes
What does an anal orgasm feel like? Is it really better than a penile one?
Austin Phillips
Ask your Dad.
Robert Nguyen
I have haemorrhoids and just wiping my arse after a shit is an ordeal. I cannot imagine that an anal orgasm actually feels good. I suspect it's a meme, like people pretending that obvious traps are girls and acting like you fancy them.
James Rivera
I'd have been happy for Howe to come to Lestah before they chose Brenny. But only with someone else making the transfers, he's had some shockers
Christopher Edwards
I managed one in thr shower once [spoiler]it was pretty fucking great, yeah.[/spoiler]
Brandon Young
What even causes haemorrhoids?
Grayson James
>But only with someone else making the transfers, he's had some shockers His dealings with Liverpool in particular have been dreadful.
>Prevention >High-voltage pulsed galvanic stimulation (HGVS) has been shown to be of prophylactic benefit, to reduce the incidence of attacks. The patient is usually placed in the left lateral decubitus position and a sterile probe is inserted into the anus. The negative electrode is used and the stimulator is set with a pulse frequency of 80 to 120 cycles per second. The voltage (intensity) is started at 0, progressively raised to a threshold of patient discomfort, and then is decreased to a level that the patient finds comfortable. As the patient's tolerance increases, the voltage can be gradually increased to 250 to 350 Volts. Each treatment session usually lasts between 15 and 60 minutes. Several studies have reported short-term success rates that ranged from 65 to 91%.
We need to look into the doctor behind this. I don't think any of that is a real treatment.
From what I recall, yeah.
Josiah Hughes
Pretty great desu. Just get on lovehoney and get yourself an anal vibrator m8, its not gay really. You will feel like you're about to piss just before you come, don't worry though, you probably won't.
If you want it to be less gay, get your gf to peg you
Levi Richardson
So how does Yea Forums handle the final day of the season?
If all the games are on at 3pm do we have separate threads or a single mega thread?
Zachary Foster
both
Charles Cook
both of those things obviously no ones gonna be watching palace bournemouth though
Kayden Kelly
Both but with the vital games having dedicated threads
Kayden Reyes
There'll be 35 slip threads, 40 pep/poop threads, some match threads, a megathread and some American sports & motor racing threads which will get spammed off the board after about 10 minutes.
Zachary Nelson
Literally only Liverpool and Man City will have people caring about them
Camden Baker
>and some American sports & motor racing threads which will get spammed off the board after about 10 minutes
not convinced he's capable of that level management. Done unspectacular at this level with bournemouth despite a significant outlay. It's ok finishing 14th every year, but not sure what anyone would see in him.
Mason Cox
You know, Julian Lowe isn't my favourite LA cop of all time..
Brandon James
>Done unspectacular at this level with bournemouth despite a significant outlay You're a bit dim.
Levi Wilson
Feel free to give your viewpoint
Juan Parker
It's amazing how much bias there is to favor liverpool, absolutely disgraceful
Hunter Taylor
fuck off, wog
Ayden Sanders
outraged by everything ashamed of nothing I finally understand
Poch is a chad. Howe isn't. Bournememe also haven't been that good this season to warrant it.
Owen Williams
reddit-tier post
Thomas James
what did you expect him to do you fucking retard. just let some random quadroon run up to him and hit him in the back of the neck and kick his hand like that
