Ok Turks you got 10 minutes to explain how your national sport isn't the gayest thing on Earth

Ok Turks you got 10 minutes to explain how your national sport isn't the gayest thing on Earth.

youtube.com/watch?v=J5HrPN4VwBA


>3:05
>Top goes through pants and grabs dick of bottom
>caresses bottoms chest and whispers sweet nothings in his ear
>Bottom clearly more aroused than he's ever been before has to remove the sweat from his brow

So after realizing this shit was quite possibly just tradition and not gay I decided to some research.

>Unlike Olympic wrestling, oil wrestling matches may be won by achieving an effective hold of the kisbet. Thus, the pehlivan aims to control his opponent by putting his arm through the latter's kisbet.
(Translator note: Kisbet is turkish for hotpants)

But then I found a slight contradiction:

>Turkish wrestlers started covering themselves according to Islamic law (between the navel and the knees) after the 10th century.

So the win condition is to hold their pants so they can't move. But for CENTURIES they didn't even have the pants, so they didn't even have a win condition they were just rolling around naked in oil. I can only draw 1 conclusion from this Yea Forums

Much like Capoeira was taught as a "dance" to skirt around martial arts rules, Turkish Oil Wrestling was developed as a "sport" to skirt around anti-fag laws.

Final proof?

>In the Ottoman Empire, wrestlers learned the art in special schools called tekke (????), which were not merely athletic centres, but also spiritual centres.
>(((spiritual centres)))

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Seems pretty based and mgtow-pilled to me

how insecure can you get bro?whatever you do, as long as you know you are heterosexual, you are heterosexual.

WTF, none of them is black??? Where is the KARA BOGA???

it made me very hard
thanks fot the video

i-is there a women's version?

there's nothing gay about getting oiled up and shoving your hand down a m8s shorts

POST THE WEBM, LADS
YOU KNOW WHICH ONE

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There aint really anything gay with this. I also dont really get why we men are not allowed to compliment each other while women do all the time. They say nice pants, nice eyelashes or whatever, they hold each other boobs and stuff, but for some reason its gay for us to do that? Feels bad being cucked by women that i cant compliment my bros ass.

now this is the final redpill

All male athletes get massages from other men. This isn't any gayer than that.

because superficial bullshit is all women have, men are above that and should not lower to such standards

what the actual fuck?

>guy literally pushes his hand down the other guys pants and fondles his dick
wow

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Is he stroking that guys chest while his hand is down his pants. Turks explain yourself.

what the absolute fuck

any sport where you have to wrap up on another man (wrestling, american football, mma) is gay and played by at closet homosexuals

Not gayer than soccer in my opinion

Hahahahjah and the other guy swipes his forehead like >brehs

They have the same sport in Brazil but in Brazil you have to slip your dick in the ass to win

I've been seeing this meme since a decade at least. What exactly is "gay" about football/soccer?

now i an this guy but even that guy gently touching that other dudes oily chest is really fucking gay

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Every single fucking thing about it

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Guys complement each others clothes all the time

What I hate most about spee is that most of you faggots are wanking over this.

Please leave and go to 4chans gay boards

w-why does the bottom guy just lie there and take it?

o.o please take your gay porn with you and leave

Is there a video? To comment on it and shame them I mean.

more arousing for them both that way

this is your future Germ.

god I wish that was me on the bottom

You must be the thickest fuck on 4channel, the thread is based on the video you thick fucking spic

It's not gay because at the begin of the competition, the solemn ceremony called "no homo tho" is held.

Wow
The turks must be great at crabcock

Check this out! Last year there was a house party at the bottom of my street (I could hear it every time I went for a smoke outside). At around 02:00 I was drunk playing Rocket league (PC) and forgot to lock the door, some drunk woman walked into my living room asking why it was so dead. "Who the fuck are you and what you doing in my house?" She apologised (she was fucking smoking hot) and tried to get off with me as I was throwing her out, at the time all I could think of was the game and I would get timed out and banned for 15 mins. I had my wife and kids in bed too.

Till this day I still look back and think what could have been! My team were winning before this incident and we went on to lose.

I swear to god this is actually true.

How many of you sweaty little fuck boys have had a girl break into your house and want to fuck you? None, i thought so.

Sounds like a real sport
youtube.com/watch?v=F8q5nPmM1WA

None of these zoomers know about those middle school games of crabcock. U cum u lose.

this is the best polish post ever made on 4channel

it's only gay if you get hard. something you don't understand

Why Yea Forums is so obsessed with what is considered gay or what not?

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Based, no matter how many times I've seen this before it never ceases to excite me. God bless turks.

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bit gay m8

>Chile
youtube.com/watch?v=5W4fWprwQw4

G-Guys...what's his right hand doing?

Because sports, playing sports and especially watching sports is gay to the very core. Hockey, wrestling, basketball are all gay and the pinnacle of gayness - footy. Why do you think autists here can't stop sucking on Penaldo's and Messi's virtual dicks? Because they're daydreaming about sucking their real ones. Jesus, just how that isn't obvious to you? How you never thought that maybe just maybe gathering your friends and watching 22 sweaty athletic men playing with balls for 1,5 hours might be a little bit gay? Did that thought really never crossed your mind? Sports are gay and you're gay for watching it even if you don't admit it (yet).
youtube.com/watch?v=_4xn3DdHvqg

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>they hold each other boobs and stuff,
D..do women really do this

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Based and redpilled

based and gaypilled
me on left

RIP ANIKI

Thank you sweden

imagine the smell

F

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ITT
Whi*oids go crazy gay over crazy gay muslim oil stroking shit.
No wonder these white hoes all on my dick an shit.

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wtf this is why he never won a WC!

youtube.com/watch?v=JPxfAYYo7NA

SHUT UP FAGGOT GO SMOKE SOME MORE COCKS I MEAN ""WRESTLE IN A TOTALLY HETERO WAY"" wink wink

Yes. Also talking about butts and pinching them.
t. knower

nice projection lmao

have sex

F

gayest shit i've ever seen
turkey is a backwards shithole

>Gotchu balls bro!!

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Because men aren't supposed to be into the superficial. Certainly shouldn't be admiring fucking clothes and man ass

not gay but this gave me a hard on

CHAD SPORT

This is an excellent post and has scientifically established how gay Turkey is.

>only things missing is gay pride rainbow facepaint
>its not gay though t. turk roach

SAVED

just bros being bros

Holy shit.
Explain this bro , is this normal during competitions?

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Will unironically jerk off to this later

>this faggot

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What did he mean by this?

Please elaborate.

Dubs have confirmed it.

It doesnt involves juiced up nigs giving each other CTE. Gay as fuck.

thanks