I was on a family gathering so had to miss all racing of the day. Not all, but most Did I see correctly, that wec was bringing out the fucking safetycar everytime sg fell from the sky?
Am I informed correctly, that the W series field is covered in 9 secs in identical cars?
He should just shave it off and say he's not the kind of man to try hide baldness. Think of of much more free acreage he'll acquire in Hamilton's head.
Mason Perry
Stop getting all flustered and show us your lovely big round belly
Just watched the W Series race. They should get their broadcasting act together. Also, the Dutch commentator is a bore. Other impressions: Chadwick quick, happy that Beitske is doing alright, Miki can actually overtake, I'd like to see what she can do if she starts higher up the grid. Bonus business proposal: for the podium scene with champagne they should be wearing white t-shirts with nothing underneath. This would generate interest.
If you have eggs make a big omelette. empty all your fridge there. That's what I do when fridge is almost empty
Hunter Ross
Yeah thought about that but too lazy to do it. Just found out I have a whole package of pic related. Gonna eat some and fool the stomach just to fall asleep
>get drunk, get on local omegle equivalent >get connected with some literal twelve years old >start roleplaying as 15yo girl because else no one would talk to me >ask him if he knows who niki lauda is >he says yes, he doesn't root for kubica >"I want that new guy from ferrari to win and not that black fag from england" fills my heart with warm
WE WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE DECENT SIZED CARS IF WE HAD REFUELLING WE WOULD HAVE MORE OVERTAKING OPPORTUNITIES COMPARED TO THE FUCKING BUSES THEY HAVE NOWADAYS
If you're using Firefox been hearing it's been shitting the bed all weekend for various people
Noah Peterson
Yeah is firefox, been like that for a month or so tho
John Watson
How will affect the calendar extension with Engine penalities? Next year it will be 1 and 2021 they want to put more.
Ayden Martin
is there a reason people care about W series beyond "its wimmin"? the skill level is hardly even comparable to (any) F3 series
Cameron Sanders
More penalties for non-Merc engines
Owen Cook
>is there a reason people care about W series beyond "its wimmin"? That's literally the only point of the series
Charles Peterson
The only other point you could make out to be somewhat notable would be the rotating cars/engineers/mechanics.
Although anyone who wants that in other series are the same sort of people who want the teams in F1 to be franchises like the NFL.
Grayson King
Why women don't race 3 races a weekend? It is ridiculous.
Connor Cook
Their fragile bodies need rest.
Cooper Price
Driving over kerbs is too stimulating for them, by the third race they would be a mess.
Trust me, a Saudi told me.
Bentley Powell
To be fair I do appreciate the idea of that for WSeries but trying to imagine that even in F4 sounds extremely stupid. It works because there is no team structure that put resources in adapting a car to a driver and compete eachother at that
Jaxon Hernandez
>DC notices that they all start going way off line just so they can go over the kerbs
Most of ppl I talked about F1 just watched it for Fernando, so when he choked and left, just they just stopped watching it. >Mfw I don't have people near me who wants to talk about Vettee choking or Ricci exposing himself. >Mfw if no boys talking about F1, gurls even less than they. My hopes rest on Marta and BCN GP
Tyler Foster
>ywn have a sexy thick brown arabic gf
Joseph Ramirez
Why don't ppl like Sainz jr.?
Isaac Jenkins
>Marta lol >BCN GP gone next year lol
Benjamin Adams
Maybe because he's boring tier, Alonso was pretty funny to watch. And, near Cerverá, Marquez is the only Motorsport related talked about. More probabilities to keep on F1 than the Plumber, at least ,:)
I wish for a video to leak of a W Series driver degrading herself by getting on her knees, asking for a facial and smiling while she gets it. Preferably while still in her race suit.
Just finished Drive to Survive and the gist of F1 basically is that everyone has to be a chad or twink to drive, money, Daniel and Ricciardo is a sociopath and Renault is meme.
Without a lot of money, you will never achieve the proteins needed to build up muscles. High-protein vegan products are expensive.
Sebastian Martin
Reinstalling Star Sitizen, shit isn't working. Are the RB the true Underdogs?
Ian Lewis
>beans are expensive
Christian Martinez
>nuts are expensive
Christian White
>limiting yourself from the food of your hunter-gatherer ancestors imagine a stone age dude going WE NEED TO SAVE THE MAMMOTHS and then dying of starvation next winter
Adam Sanders
>watch motogp because people say it's more exciting than F1 >literally fall asleep did I get memed
At least Marquez wins because he's just that good. His teammate can't even finish in top 10 on the same bike so it's not like it's HWL (Honda wins lol) 1-2 every race. And when he's behind, he doesn't whine but fights like an animal, unlike our Lewis who cries racism or sabotage It takes some time to get used to. Watching 2 wheels was weird and boring to me at first as well. That being said, today's race was pretty average
Welcome to the Heineken Formula 1 Champion Series, Heinz 300 kilometers of Hockenheim Grand Prix brought to you by Pampers. All teams are lining up on the pit. Before the grid walk, let see our interview with Lando Norris brought to you by Microsoft! Lando is currently the hot stuff in the Heineken Formula 1 playoffs, but not as hot as a cup of Huski Chocolate.
Landon Garcia
>Toyota Gazoo Racing director Rob Leupen says the manufacturer would not support an extension of LMP1 beyond the 2019-20 FIA World Endurance Championship amid “ridiculous” deadlines for the new top-level prototype class.
>Leupen suggested to reporters ahead of this weekend’s Six Hours of Spa-Francorchamps that Toyota firmly intends to retire its TS050 Hybrid at the end of the next winter season
>Leupen revealed that the next technical working group meeting between the rule-makers and prospective manufacturers is set to take place on May 16.
Morning boys and girls Now that the dust has settled and 2019 is another mwl episode, how're you killing time for the rest of the season?
Brayden Johnson
Based nico, he doesn't know what to do with his life. /One of us/
Christopher Phillips
Applying for a job selling Mercedes Underdogs and also to a real estate agency.
I live in Mexico.
Thomas Clark
because the fields are like nine cars deep?
Logan Murphy
Why did they have to lower noses of the cars?
I can't think of reasons why it was done. There's almost 0 t-bone style accidents so lowering the nose does not benefit this. When a car is hit from behind usually it's the wheels that make the hitting car go flying, does lower nose even help? What are some other reasons that caused noses to be lowered?
Xavier Bennett
the main idea was to get the front wing closer to ground
Jack Nguyen
What is the benefit of this? Also couldn't they just allow noses to be higher and have longer connections to the nose?
In my opinion part of the reason for the current cars looking weird is weird slope of the nose.
Aiden Bailey
It was indeed done in the end of 2013 because of muh t-bone accidents which are rare as hell, but the lowered nose carries the risk of one car sliding over the other or flipping over. It was criticized by it by newey and maldonado and massa later showed it.
Ryder Cook
>2021-... >Glickenhaus Wins Lol
Connor Fisher
Would be nice, but with the recent shifting in rules it is pushing heavily into the favour of factory outfits. I feel that the only way to satiate some manufacturers to enter would be to create a special unregulated class which is only limited by road legal production numbers and having to use a road car based chassis/engine. Basically such a class would be only for Le Mans and not count to the overall championship. The main issue to the current regs? Some people wanted to enter cars without a front axle electric motor, now they have to make a new car.
Nicholas Clark
>What is the benefit of this? more front downforce >couldn't they just allow noses to be higher and have longer connections to the nose? those cars look fucking disgusting
Austin Nguyen
The teams want something what is essentially GTE Plus. They want to make GTs with more engine power and aero rather than twiddle their thumbs with homologated silhouette cars.
Grayson Morgan
Came here to post this.
Ayden Brown
>verstapen to mercedes i dont think it will happen
they were lowered because of t-bone accidents but also because of heikki's crash with webber in Valencia 2010, and Spa 2012 type crashes, where the nose cone would hit the top of the rear tyre and be lifted into the air. Lower noses would hit the middle or the bottom of the rear tyre instead so wouldn't be lifted
>a massive development war and gigantic costs those costs were still OK compared to what a current LMP1 HY programme costs, but sadly still way too much for the times we live in
Grayson Turner
Simple fix would be to make this rule only apply to cars in production prior to the start of the new regulations.
Aiden Hill
Then it would be GT3 ir GTE, the allure of GT1 was to make the most ridiculous custom built supercar only for winning Le Mans.
Brandon Clark
My favourite rule bending in motorsport was Toyota claiming the gt-one's fuel tank counted as a luggage compartment since you could fit a suitcase in there.
Dylan Sanders
Smokey Yunick put an 11-foot fuel line into a stock car so it could hold an extra five gallons of gas since the size of the fuel tanks were regulated but not the fuel lines.
Easton Harris
FE killed Endurance racing, severely compromised DTM, but people will get upset if we don't treat it as the future of racing because they want to feel righteous.
Thomas Rodriguez
another good one is the inspection of the "400" Lancia Stratos needed for homologation.
>welcome officials at your factory >show 200 cars before lunch >have extended lunch with the officials >in the meantime move those 200 cars to another car park >show "other" 200 cars to officials after lunch >... >kek, it actually worked
Leo Hall
You can't. But as Baku has shown, who gives a shit when you either get paid a lot of money or can cash in on a huge hype train.
Worst case, maybe someone will die, but how often does that really happen? Right?
Colton Campbell
didn't that magic 7/8 scale banned chevelle also have fuel stored in the roll cage?
Xavier Gonzalez
one of the most mind blowing ones is still this one, where the governing body itself bends the rules multiple times for a team:
>be Mercedes >burn oil as extra fuel for extra boost >everybody knows >governing body bends the rules themselves, as no action is taken >other teams start doing it >governing body bends the rules again: it's not allowed anymore >because of a trick, Merc still can do it for a couple more GP's than other teams >governing body says it's OK
Asher Cooper
I don't think that was the same car. It sounds like a disaster waiting to happen though.
it doesn’t matter if it’s ready, they’ll cash in on that verstappen money no matter what
Dylan Roberts
No they're not. Beans, lentils, peas are all pretty cheap
Aaron Perez
>Vell, for sure ve have been lucky in de first four races. Dese 1-2s flatter and are against de run of play. >You remember how vell de Ferraris did at Barcelona during Vinter Testing? I think for sure dey vill have de adwantage here. >I think for sure ve will be de underdogs dis weekend.
what is he even stealing? it seems just a soft cover around that tube or something
Noah Diaz
What about THIS finger under your dog? We're comen for you Boy, first P7-8 then P1-2, fear the Naranjo car, we already finished this championship, It's over lad.
Sometimes I wish I had the energy to reply to people like that with words to the effect of "Because you're a shitty human being, Joseph, your mother can't stand you and your neighbours hate you."
Adrian Watson
those were a long 20 years. thank god mercedes came along! I hope they can still try and win it this year with their barely midfield car. luckily they managed to get at least a couple of good points in the first races. #prayformerc #blessed #LH44
David Phillips
>Schumi era was so boring it felt like 20 years I'll probably remember MWL to have lasted like 50
Robert Perry
49 discounting Rosberg's year
Blake Walker
Lads Ferrari are faster than Mercedes in Catalunya, MWL will end next GP
Adam Perry
I'm sorry you believe that
Charles Martinez
big if true
Leo Johnson
>Codemasters improoves silly photo mode to make their visuals more "Realistic"
he hates gimi, buttass, vettel, hulkenberg and basically anyone not british or borne from britbongs like albon unless he for sone reason rates them like in the case of lekek and ocunt
It's the last thing the person behind the camera saw before she jumped him. The next morning he was found dead, naked and his body desiccated. All bodily fluid sucked out of him.
Abarth 595 Competizione, great fun that little thing
Kayden Parker
Just eaten two dried bird's eye chillis lads. send help.
Jeremiah Peterson
>the milk float market has sky-rocketed to well over £10k prices now
We really should have gone on that trip to Kings Lynn to get the /f1/ cruiser. The owner only wanted £1,000 & for a bit extra they'd slap a car engine in the back because he said he saw someone do it once
Don't forget dragging you into the bathroom to hold her hand and kiss while she takes a shit.
Kayden Perry
mercedes of course :^)
a180
Cooper Russell
!?!??!
Brandon Rivera
Buy a fleet of 20 of them, stick a motorbike engine in the back, slap some Avon slick tyres on it, paint it in a classic livery and organise an /f1/ race around a track like Snetterton
Brandon Lewis
Do I really have to go through this again? The emotional scaring is still there.
Points would be scored as 10-8-6-5-4-3-2-1, but 1 extra point for every unbroken milk bottle at the end of the race
Austin Thompson
why is it called a milk float? FLOAT? What does that mean really?
Chase Price
I had a GF when I was younger (end of primary school/start of grammar school). She was a bit of a nutcase. We sort of had sex at the time but we didn't know what we were doing and were just following along to a sex ed book I stole from my brother (Still have the book).
Quite a bit after that we went into a forest outside my house to kiss/fondle. Turns out some gypsy/traveller types were keeping chickens in cages in there. I needed to piss and she said she had never seen a guy pee so she told me to piss on one of the chickens in the cage. She grabbed my dick and waved it around while I went.
Whenever she was round at my house she would also pull me into the bathroom with her when she needed to go and would make me kneel in front of her and hold her hands/kiss her while she took a shit. She also liked to regularly pull my hair a lot.
>I needed to piss and she said she had never seen a guy pee so she told me to piss on one of the chickens in the cage. This seems taken from some Prison School Chapter lmao
Joseph Sanchez
Also lads, went to a hillclimb race yesterday. It was intense, as workload. I was at stop point and the start intervals was only 1 minute, by the time we hear a car approach FF and get ready,I listen the radio, take notes, get confrmation, tell others the confirmed version, write down the finish time and stage time at least 40 seconds pass, only about 20 seconds or less free time. It looked like very fun to watch too, if I was aware of it I would go to the other race, it was 150km from my parents house.
Out of the blue a few years ago she texted me and we chatted and it obviously turned sexual. She told me she liked to call her mum while she rides people
Yes I do talk like a moron in texts when I'm flustered.
It's a spec fairing and it will spin with the wheel rather than remain stationary like the previous ones.
Death to Brawn.
Dominic Price
I thought the higher ups wanted to keep fairings out of the sport due to the issues with changing tyres during pit stops? Have they figured out the kinks with from the old fairings that were used back then?
>they're going to bring back the single set of race tyres rule from 2005
