/147/ - Snooker World Championship

based ending

Higgins is throwing

can someone explain why John didn't try the thin cut for that last red into the left middle pocket just now?

He was framed by a guy from the news of the world who was later jailed for conspiracy to pervert the course of justice.

>Mazher Mahmood (born 22 March 1963) is an undercover British journalist who was convicted of conspiracy to pervert the course of justice. Before his conviction, he worked mainly for the tabloid press. He spent 20 years working for the News of the World and the Sunday Times.[1]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazher_Mahmood

this frame is top tier kino decider

Just wanna go to the fookin shop lads

Too risky, would have left it hanging over the pocket if he missed

That wasn't his agreement with Mr Ladbrokes.

Just wanna go pound some hired slag lads

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We've been through this. How do you frame someone on fucking camera

i cannae believe this

Higgins' wife is cute.

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Gilberto ;___________;

How did that go?

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Why is Denise such a treasure

What would you say to her in this situation lads

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>tfw either result will bring me infinite sadness if Trump is the opponent in the final anyway.

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gilbert just isn't good enough it's that simple, very lucky to even get this far bc big names playing like shit

>where's the cue ball going?!
>DDK
>there's always a gap
>TON UP
>let's get the boys on the baize!

Only snooker could produce so many memes for old people

GWAN JOHN

entrapment.

IT'S OGRE

rigginswinslol

"300k"

That's game. Higgins wins this.

now I feel bad for Gilbo ;_;

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bow down england, bow down

RIP Judd.

Nothing in that video is entrapment

Match fixing bastard.

And fuck you Hazel you biased Scotch ahld CUNT

Gilbo nooo
All this for nothing

Gary please, you're our last hope.

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>tfw I have to support riggins now

brb going to hang myself.

>mom spaghetti
the state of gilbert, can we get an elf ritual going on?

Looks like GRANITE is back on the menu, boys

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>Gilbert's fat hog saying "oh stop it" when John consoled Gilbert

salty bint, upset she won't be getting that extra pair of expensive shoes

>oh stop it
what did she mean by this?

>another crucible classic
lol fuck off Hazel you cunt, only that 1 frame was good. It was poor as shit snooker.

Me too.

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kek, gilbo's wife mouthed "oh stop it" when John was talking to Gilbo

Gilbo's wife mouthing "Oh, stop it" is priceless

because you don't see the whole video.

what match did he fix

Who /ABH/ here?

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>what did she mean by this?
She knows he's not genuine.

Learn what entrapment is. You're painfully uneducated on the subject.

wow ok first of all be nice to hazel

I like gilbert but higgins is just better
trump will beat him though

scottish

H E A R T

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crying because he knows his kneecaps are gone, couldn't even lose on purpose

awwwww bless his wee soul

Poor Gilberto ;_;

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A reminder

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he's Granite Gilberto to me

Fucking love Gilbo lads

all these emotions

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>Gilbo crying right now

fuck... right in the feels

Fucking state of these overemotional retards. We've been well and truly yankified.

Don't cry Gilbo.

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Everyone is crying ;_; this is beautiful

I fucking love you Gilbert.

Fuck Riggins.

>Why Higgins was cleared after News of the World entrapment
theguardian.com/media/greenslade/2010/sep/22/newsoftheworld-john-higgins

its decided lads. /147/ summer party in eye beefer

#getinspired

let's gooooo

Oh my man Gilbo

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>You know the deal, John... If Gilbert doesn't win, then the only way you get your 300,000 gorillion euros is by giving us Denise for the night

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>guardian
Try again

princess di innit

i hate the guardian but the guardian > news of the world tbqh

Is the final tomorrow or Monday?

Can we stop calling him granite please. Granite doesn't cry like a retard. He's called granite because of his hard, steely, temperament. He clearly lost that.

yes

Here, I guess, but I still want Le Taxi Man in the final.

John Higgins is innocent.

3 sessions tomorrow, 1 final session monday i believe?

In as much as testicle cancer > pancreatic cancer, sure.

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All these tears ;_;

Two sessions tomorrow and two on Monday

both

Based and redpilled

is that what she said?
I was wondering.

>denise will never be this happy for you

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This Gilbert lad is still very young though, he has many years ahead of him.

jej

this tbqh
future star for sure

How the fuck is Hazel getting away with this absolute bias towards the rigging cheat?

The young Chinese prospect, Dao Vi Gilbao

sad for Gilbo but his wife is a roit oul cunt she is

Feel for Gilbert. Nothing like knowing you lost because you just couldn't handle the pressure. Makes you feel real small.

JUDD FART.

>tfw you drop your marker

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What matches were rigged?

When does the next session start?

7:30

39 bings

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yeah

I'm complaining to the BBC about Irvine, absolutely disgusting bias toward her fellow scheming sweaty compatriot.

I am fucking SEETHING lads

Are you that Donald Fart guy from the Paralympics threads?

At least there's no way for Judd to win it now

This is unironically the best crowd waifu.

No, i have however posted "Donald Fart" in other threads.

Drumpf or Rigging?

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Thanks lad. What a highly charged emotional game. Any gentleman ought to shed a tear.

Considering how tough a time winning Riggins had, this whole match has really been a testament to Gilbo's skill. Truly a strong contender

Judd from the very start

Drumpf.

VERY hard choice, but since they can't both lose I may go with riggs.

riggins 100%

Rpmmie BTFO

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Drumpf.

The crocodile tears of a stone cold swindler

Don't be fooled

Higgins 100%, preferably in a final frame decider

>no other player could have won that match
Gilbert could have

It's all about based Dump. He's never won it before, and he's English, and he's not a disgrace to snooker. I can forgive him being a bit Soccer AM if he beats Charmless Haggis Man.

Riggins, so we can see Judd's hairline recede at rates we didn't know was even possible.

>Infront of hendry

He's saying Ronnie is number 1

>Gilbert could have
But he didn't

>implying he isn't putting himself a #1

Why do you guys hate Trump
Is it because he looks like a faggot

Higgins; but it'll be Trump since it's his year.

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Trash walk in music

Fuck it, I hope Higgins wins it again now.

Judd Trump is the Snooker equivalent of Liverpool. Hyped up every year but never delivers the goods when it truly matters. Higgins is like Utd under Ferguson, he's won that much now that another World title doesn't make much fucking difference. Would rather him do it again just to make Trump SEETHE

Have to go with Riggins

>tfw no Insomnia for final

based higs

OCS vs awful shitty commercial dance

Higgins all the way

>live in the middle of nowhere
>have to have minimum spends for delivery + charge
>only small local takeaways even bother coming out here

country life is pain.

Trump is one of the most entertaining players, I don't see how you cant't like his aggressive fast style

He markets himself as the #lad snooker player. He's the Chad Trump, drinking cans of beer and getting laid every Saturday and actually buying aftershave. If he wasn't a snooker player, he'd be top salesman in a mobile phone shop. He is, according to his media persona, a cock.

(And for the /brit/cancer who post in these threads, they don't like him either because it's all just image and he's really an autist who is only pretending to be le swaggering alpha male for marketing purposes. So literally nobody likes him in the end).

Based Higgins

Got to feel like all the "Riggins" posters are missing out on enjoying on all time great of this game all because of a spurious sting operation by a disgraced convict of a journalist

you literally hit the nail on the head
this + he's never won the WC despite being hyped each year

based.

What are you listening during the wait for the evening session, /147/?
youtube.com/watch?v=toVXhJdYiKQ

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I hate him because he's boring. He's not an all-conquering Terminator like Davis or Hendry, nor is he a wild prankster god like Ronnie. He's not an exciting prospect; he's just snooker's wallpaper. When he wins a title, it's like nobody won it. He's invisible.

For me, it's steps

youtube.com/watch?v=4NO-h9PFum4

youtube.com/watch?v=ylXk1LBvIqU

youtube.com/watch?v=MwLN452GMUA

well put

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After Willo inevitably loses I'm checking out, can't stand to watch a Riggins Drumpf final. Two players I can't stand. I'll stick around /147/ this evening, but other than that I'll be signing off. Thanks for all of your based company everyone, /147/ truly is the best thread on this site.

He's like the Bernard Hopkins to O'Sullivan's Roy Jones. What he lacks in talent he makes up in sheer grit and intelligence. I love watching him myself. I hate bottlers so it's refreshing to see someone who performs better the higher the stakes

the thing is, you just can't be a madlad and a snooker player given the astonomical amount of autism required to get to that level.

fuck it, I'm backing Judd now

You come here for the snooker?

>because he looks like a faggot

he is a faggot

My TV and internet got knocked out by a flash storm just as Higgins was cuing for that final red ffs

C'mon mate, at least stay here for the memes. I don't like how things turned out either, but the autism in this thread makes everything better.

Trump's walk in music reveals a great deal about the man himself.

He is a borderline autist with zero charisma. You can easily imagine him being bullied and unpopular at school. Blessed with a natural talent, he has been able to achieve fame and fortune and has tried to show off in the most garish manner over the years (those ridiculous shoes, the fast cars etc) as a means of trying to compensate for his weak nature and rejection by his peers.

On social media he has always been arrogant and argumentative yet in real life, cowers like a dog under scrutiny. The man has deep rooted insecurities which he constantly tries to deflect from with his autistic attempts at appearing "cool". The walk in music is perhaps the prime example. Soulless, empty commercial dance, the kind of garbage they play in Yates' at 1am on a Friday in some God forsaken town centre.

Trump has no appreciation for anything virtuous or meaningful. His entire life has been spent alone practicing Snooker and desperately trying to fit in. In his mind, obnoxious dance music like this is what the cool kids listen to, he thinks it makes him appear like a party animal badboy. He is the classic aspie, trying so hard to be accepted but never getting it right.

Alas, Judd Trump the Snooker player may have plenty of talent and acceptance from his fellow professionals on the baize. But Judd Trump the man is a lonely, vacuous, overcompensating husk of a human being.

And he's going bald.

delet

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the final red that was half an inch away from the pocket and was always guaranteed to drop in?

can't believe you've missed it lad, once in a lifetime shot that was

Scathing, but correct.

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i just want trump to go full jimmy white and keep losing his hair as he loses more and more finals

Steve Davis hyped it up as missable. Regardless I watched the whole match and then missed the climax

>And he's going bald.
Colossal jej

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what was gilbertos biggest frame lead with riggins?

I've already decided to go stay with my brother for a few days to get away from it. It would be good if we could do a WSC19 review thread on Tuesday when I'm back and I can catch up on the memes from the final.

Not that up to date when it comes to Trump's image, what kind of stuff has he been posting to social media?

He was 5 (or 4?) frames up at three points in the match

Five

He was five frames up several times.

You sound like a serious autist. Just turn the tv off nigga damn

8-3 and 12-7 iirc

Absolutely based

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poor lad he choked it hard

Imagine watching a sport you clearly don't like

>Posts on a Bhutanese Beanie Baby forum about the world championships of an obscure pub game that nobody plays
>You sound like a serious autist
U-unlike the rest of us, h-haha, right guys?

Fuck you, go trump, naughty snooka

Neither. I'm supporting Wilson cause he's the only one who is man enough to embrace his baldness.

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based, same thing i want

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Fuck the centuries, this is the worst World's in living memory (unless Wilson beats Trump)

Agreed? Good.

Trump is a cringelord but he's harmless. Can't imagine being arsed with hating the lad

Anyway I basically just root for anyone under the age of 30 to do well so that the sport doesn't die once Ronnie fucks off

I've saved so many images this WC and I haven't bothered to sort them into my players and expressions subfolders.

I have an absolute mess on my hands here lads

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>Shaved head with a full beard
Anyone who does this should be executed. It looks awful, and now everybody does it so you're not just a retard, you're a basic bitch retard.

Following Higgins has actually been pretty entertaining. The first round was great in general as well

basically he's a faggot, that's all you need to know

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>players and expressions subfolders
What if you have a particular player making a particular expression? Do you save it in both folders?

Is there a better feeling than seeing your memes saved and posted :3

You make one general folder like pic related

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Yes, also the same with images which contain more than one player

He's trying so hard in that pic holy shit

I think that's his worst one

To webm anons, can you make Gilbo's girl "oh stop it"?

Love the BBC snooker intro

jesus hes like snooker's tsuu except shittier

>that blue fluke
ffs

So Gary Wilson is a Geordie and a former cab-driver? How come the BBC have never mentioned this before?

The original is great. This electro-pop trash remix they use now is fucking diabolical.
youtube.com/watch?v=sNKJ-sGpMuU

Higgins on dave

> he's a great champion

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They actually mentioned it yesterday too. I bet you feel silly now!

why don't you just come in for the memes?
that's what I do when play is boring/makes me seethe.

His name is
>judd

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>More Theme from S Express
Based and gaybarpilled

youtube.com/watch?v=9BtKVWQEOvo
cry, baby, cry

I really should pay more attention.

Gwan the Taxi Terror
>select all images with taxis

seriously what is wrong with them? why would they change it? also worlds championship look during embassy times was 10x better

THE MOST EXCITING PLAYER OF HIS GENERATION

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GWAN BLUMPF

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That am silly name

Hate that shit

I sacked off tesco and started work...
needs older content desu

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>With a four-frame deficit, you'd think he's got to win three of the first four frames
>It's 14-10 in a best of 17
So if he LOST three of the first four frames.............................

The BBC probably think they're sprucing up their coverage to appeal to a younger audience. They do this shit with all their sports coverage now, which is why we have London urban rappers doing songs for the FA Cup coverage and the likes.

Literally all me

>Robert Milkins in the 2019 collage

Please mate

Very, very good. Milkins need to get out though. MORE HAZEL AND SEEMA!

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got some nice whisky and some snooker

c o m f y

p-pls include my OC..

Also you have to put the shot of the snooker of the yellow behind the black!

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If there's one thing that makes me think of Curzon Ashton versus Lincoln City, it's grime poetry.

>big rigs

kek

GWAN GAZZA

this is great lad

All we need now is somebody going to the goddamn Tesco and get us some Freddo's.

Mental health is very important. Suicide is the biggest killer of men under 45 in this country. With that in mind, which player do you think is most likely to kill themselves? Trump looks at risk, but I think Mark Williams is hiding some serious emotional struggles.

drop bowlcut 1 pic, drop milkman, resize some of the larger images and put hazel/seema in

Mork Allen obviously

For me, its Rppnie

>tfw on collage
Don't know how to feel...

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there will be people ITT right now who missed last night's Seema

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Has to be Mark

Surprised he hasn't topped himself already

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I'm going in the morning

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Me on the right

L-let me worship your legs, Seema

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You have been integral to this WC bosnibro, this is just the way it has to be

>tfw eurosport
>tfw I can see Seema only in screens

I'm going any minute now, but I have a tendency to eat all the Freddos on my way home.

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>the state of these two chokers
at least we have rpnnie commentary

get us a 10 pack of john smiths and 4 pot noodles please lad. The black ones

Oh yeah wow

Not really, but ok...

>The Madras Minge
>The Chapatti Chuff
>The Vindaloo Vag
>The Callcenter Clit
>The Paneer Pocket

Include posts of people moaning about the quality of snooker and put the century record next to it

How is it?

was that nawtee?

based but needs GARGOOLS.

Rachel is ok, and falling in love with tv chicks is just tier

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Get me some Prawn Crackers m8

Nawty kick

you were a big part of this WC mate.
to this day, everyone in this thread is still confused why you had a refugee in your home giving you gifts

It's your flag and your interesting life. You and Austriabro are the two biggest characters here. There might be better posters with UK flags, but those posts are all anonymous.

Treat myself lads, went to one of those pizza places that actually uses Parma ham and chorizo and stuff instead of rendered pork and turkey ham.

Still £7 for a 12" pizza, I love living up Norf

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>drumpf

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Judd

Is Donald judd related to judd trump?

gargools isn't a new meme though.

>cue power judd
>gazza
>sleepy soft spoken rpnnie
just look for stream 2 watch

>actual Parma Ham and Chorizo
>cant give you real chips

Fuk outta here ya poof

Portugal and Germany lads are great too
and one of the Finns

>chipspice

good lad

>Mayo in a paint bottle

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Remember to visit /147/ sometimes so we know you are all right ok?

I know, but still.
it's the eternal meme.

looking food mate

EVERYBODY POTS
SOMETIMES

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This just reminds me that we have no idea what happened to Hungary and I fear the worst

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Of course

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THAT'S ME IN THE CRUCIBLE

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Hehe come on stop it

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I think you know what happened to Hungary, ausbro

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I choose to be optimistic and believe that he found a harem of qt Korean waifus to fulfil his every desire and is living his dream

It's the proper Iraqi pizza shop garlic mayo lad, try it.

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Gazza on another level

I haven't organized my phone's images in multiple years. My Yea Forums folder is a fucking mess and impossible to find anything in.

:3

Wish we could turn back time

He's like Cell. Once he beat Selby, he absorbed his safetey powers.

Best mayo is to make your own with yolk oil mustard

>tfw when this will be a short session and then we only have two days of snooker left.

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I bought the exact same sauce from Iceland today, £1 lads.

best mayo is no mayo

WTF IS UP WITH GAZZA

he pots nearly every long shot and chokes on the easy ones

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I have recipe for great garlic sauce if any of you interested

aww, thanks

he's poor, that's what's going on.

Post!

feels bad, man. More than 2 months pause until the Riga Masters.

For me, its Gary WIlson

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>no hawkstalker

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>WHERE'S THE KUBOL-....so close
Virgo pls

lmaooooooo

This frame is like pulling teeth lads, hard graft for 1 pot

CUBOL

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Orange top big tits

>is like pulling teeth
Stop saying this

soak stale bread, then throw in a blender with garlic cloves and some lemon juice. Top shit.

>Play the Brown
>Touch the Pink

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Fucking Firefox. Whay a fuck up. And no i'm not going to use Jewgle Chrome

First time I heard that saying was in a lesbian mum/daughter porno i used to watch a lot and I can never hear that phrase again without thinking of it

judd trump cries out for dutasteride

v2

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drinking red wine

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Whats the Hillsborough of snooker?

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PERFECTION !

Lovely

good stuff
now for this and this

I see her lad.

das it mane

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thought I wasn't going to get something in when I saw your first draft

you have made me very happy

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Half glass (4tbsp) mayo, 50ml sweet cream (30%) mix well
2 cloves of garlic, 1 spoon black pepper, mix
1,5 tbsp worcestershire sauce pic related, pinch of salt, mix
Pinch of turmeric(optional)
Half spoon of honey

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Based Ken

>Trump against Higgins

Shit World Championships, really forgettable and unbased.

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Is this allowed, /147/?

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Crafty Ken

really think Gazza would have preferred to have won that frame, there's a massive difference between 11-14 and 10-15

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oiiijjijoi slurps nam, garlig mayo!
based norf.

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just put my life savings on trump

why did the ref spaz out when he tapped the ball
was it autism?

for me, it's sad Dennis.

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Me

Me in the Power Zone

Judd styling on him now

Ah yes, the Norf.

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He'll never ref in this town again.

>Jebb

>drumpf

He was trying not to breathe

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I had to buy starters to qualify for delivery... The main kebab is too big to fit on desk alongside

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That honestly looks like its come out of a cow giving birth mate

>bloodied newborn foals and deep-fried shits

Trump cant win compilation when

Asda meat feast pizza from the counter for dinner lads.

Gazza's family haven't been getting much screen time

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>Real Norf FC

... wtf am i looking at?

Fucking hell, Virgo

WHERE'S

>fackin do this fackin Welsh cant Gazza

Looks scrummy lad, though I'm not 100% what either is

Da Norf Fess

SHUT UP JV FUIDEFHPIOERHF

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Shouldn't even show players families, looking at Higgins younger son made me mad as fuck

Jesus Christ, JV made me spill beer with that sudden kubol.

in the hall of the burger king

absolutely fucking grim

Post main kebab

it must be so weird being a player concentrating in a silent arena and then the audience erupts in laughter because Virgo's said one of his memes again

at the same time we got to look at denise

Gwan gaz

Cow afterbirth = chatty patay
Deepfried shits = chicken pakora

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some proper loose units in this thread. Makes /cric/ look normie

this is good

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I was laughing at what they must have thought was going on when he was rambling on about Ken Docherty on the table.

He's geordie

Fuck's sake Gazza

Can't make my mind up which Aldi beer is the best.

I'm on the Rheinbacher tonight, 4 cans for £3, not brave enough to try the Galahad which is like £2.15.

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add it to the collage

NAWTY
A
W
T
Y

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD *wheezing laughter*

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>"If you support nawty snooker then yh, IM better than you!"

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rheinbacher is good, sainte ettienne is shit

the rheinbacher wheatbeer is really nice

Taurus cider is decent

Shipsterns bitter is pretty good but low abv.
Never had gallahad tho mate

Higgins is going to crush whichever of these jokers reach the final.

Can we talk about what's going on with the back of Gazza's head?

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galahad is fine just gotta make sure its ice cold
im on the sainsburys homebrand ales tonight cant remeber the name

Is that pi?

>these frames

Jeeeez

Norf is tuff shit lad

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kek

>le smashes the balls and leaves nothing lad

SightRight implants.

I want to see a 147

It doesn't look as grim without the flash highlighting all the grease

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Beef super noodles with a chicken breats chopped in.

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Before now, there has been no study of finasteride use exceeding 1 year in Japanese men with androgenetic alopecia (AGA) except the study subsequently conducted from the development phase. Since the launch of finasteride, no study in a larger population had been reported. Ethnic variation of the onset age, progressive nature and degree of hair loss of androgenetic alopecia are known. The therapeutic effect of oral finasteride (Propecia) was examined on androgenetic alopecia of Japanese men. The efficacy and safety of finasteride (1 mg tablet) was evaluated in Japanese men with AGA in the long term. The study enrolled 3177 men given finasteride 1 mg/day from January 2006 to June 2009 at our clinic. Efficacy was evaluated in 2561 men by the modified global photographic assessment; the photographs were assessed using the standardized 7-point rating scale. Safety data were assessed by interviews and laboratory tests in all men enrolled in the study. The overall effect of hair growth was seen in 2230 of 2561 men (87.1%), in whom hair greatly (11.1%), moderately (36.5%) and slightly (39.5%) increased. The response rate improved with increasing duration of treatment. Adverse reactions occurred in 0.7% (23/3177) of men; seven men discontinued treatment based on risk-benefit considerations. No specific safety problems associated with long-term use were observed. This study represents data collected at a single institution. Many patients did not receive follow-up examination. In Japanese men with AGA, oral finasteride used in the long-term study maintained progressive hair regrowth without recognized side-effect.

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What did it look like before your dog threw it all back up?

cannot stand coleslaw on a kebab.

Pitta, donner meat, lettuce, onion, chilli and garlic sauce is the patrician kebab

yikes
you are disgusting

>this counts as a kebab in Britain

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I've missed out one of the stars though.

I don't know what it is about these little fuckers but I could probably smash about 40 in a night. Reminds me of when I used to drink when I was younger.

Aye, I've had a few of their Taste the Difference bottled ales and quite liked them, there's a Kentish red ale.

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*COUGH COUGH*

>struck it too well

>He struck that almost too well

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do you only get them sainsburys own ales in the big shops? we only have the little sainsburys where i live

Wilson is seething internally

lol, such a power babby and has fucked himself with it.

tattoo removal scars

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KEEP THE NOISE DOWN PLEASE

Should have got lamb shish or fish masala

NAWTY PLANT

I kind of want to try it out of morbid curiosity. Like roasted grasshoppers.

>FUCK OFF

It's just doner meat, lamb and chicken with some veg. I had one very similar in Krakow.

I'm probably not even gonna start it today. Fridge it for a glorious breakfast/lunch/dinner.

Nah, they have a couple in Sainsbury's Locals near me at least. That's why I tried them, because I wasn't paying £2+ per 500ml bottle of San Miguel or whatever.

Not sure i got them from the proper one

>Like roasted grasshoppers
Now that I understand. I imagine them to be a crispy snack that doesn't taste like much.

>"That's it, you're out!"

in most takeaways here what you'd call a doner kebab would be a doner wrap here - i.e. meat salad sauces wrapped up in the bread,

but a kebab here is usally just a pita bread with a shitload more meat piled on top with salad and sauces without wrapping in the bread. usually eaten with a fork or knife and fork

or a spork

hmm interesting

I'll have to have a look in my sainsburys local for them, dont think ive seen them before. Are they new?

You're going straight out.

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>no late night comfy snooker session

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Fearing an early night lads

>nawty

:'(

Was gonna get a takeaway but now it feels like a waste since the snooker will be over

> Nawty snooker

NAWTY SNOOKER

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I also feel this, but I scrapped my car a few days ago and can't even head out to get a good takeaway.

there's match of the day later mate

absolute cancer

disappointing.
think gilbo might have taken trump out.
madlad's been dodging a few bullets in this tournament.

Hello friends

Two disappointments in the span of a few hours.
What a day :(

>me as JV
i don't approve this

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Where is coventry shirt lad, haven't seen him in 2 or 3 days now

just eat?

CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP

Where are you planning to celebrate the higgins victory on monday?

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Quiet please

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Arriving too late, I'm afraid.

top lel

only shit locals on it, all the good places get enough business to avoid JE, but they want quite a high spend to deliver.

>go for a piss
>miss all of last frame
what happened?

The best sandwich I ever had was this massive Schwarma thing from a place in Köln at like 4am.

My mate got 20 chicken nuggets from McDonald's, tripped over a tram line, scraped his knees and dropped them everywhere lel. He scooped them up off the floor and microwaved them back at the hotel, only to throw most of them at one of my mates who was taking the piss out of him.

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nawty snooka

yeah tbf there's about 80 places on justeat where i live but i'd only ever order from about 3 or 4 of those

>Köln
Next time you're in my neighbourhood, ask for Himmel un Ääd

WHERE'S THE IMMIGRANT GOING

>we'll never find out

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>effortless cue power
>clearly takes some effort
I generally like Hendry's comms but he fellates Judd way too much

feels like it might be good night already boys :(

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I went, and they didn't have any. Or at least, I couldn't find them, so I just bought two giant bags of Doritos instead. I was going to post a picture, but now I see that it's 16-11 for le Trip to Trumpton Man, I can't even bring myself to do that. Also, I met a guy I used to work with also doing his shopping, and I hate when that happens. All in all, not a successful trip. Sorry.

>won before the interval

Not kino.

>me as JV

Kindly replace with the correct version where Bosnibro is not JV

D-did you get my pot noodles user?

Will do lad, I've been over a few times. Had a big Blutwurst in Düsseldorf last time

This is VERY unsnooker loopy

>already over

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going to watch some eSports lads

Imagine getting tickets to the final session of a semi-final at the Crucible, and not even getting 90 minutes of Snooker.

LIVING IN THE MATRIX, WAKE UP NEO-LAD!

>over before 22:00
uncomfy

>Gary Wilkinson

>Bristol antifa Drumpf vs Celtic IRA sympathiser and snooker cheat Riggins
Christ I don't know who to back in

Fuck off Judd, he's uncomfy and that's why I just HATE the balding nonce

fucking hell 9pm finish
what the fuck am i supposed to do now

This kills the /147/

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gary wilson you absolute jobber

What's a Saturday night out in Sheffield like lads?

v3 pre-final edition

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Baywatch (2017) on Channel 4

Well, a proper one is basically Blutwurst with some extras, so you already know most of it. What are you doing here? Just vacation?

Judd brother confirmed chad

>Baywatch (2017)
100% not litty

McManus can't stand Trump lel

yes perfect

Couldn't get through that film, was awful. What was up with that racist black cop too?

Awww look how happy Glumbf is

>chubby redhead
>no bowlcut qt
still needs work

GWAN JUDD.

WORLD CHAMP IN WAITING. WHAT A LAD. FUCK RIGGINS.

absolute charisma vacuum

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1931_World_Snooker_Championship

>The 1931 World Snooker Championship was a snooker tournament held at the Lounge Hall in Nottingham, England.[1] Despite a surge in popularity in the game, only two players competed for the title: defending champion Joe Davis and Tom Dennis, previously twice runner-up.

>Only two players entered, Joe Davis and Tom Dennis and so only one match was necessary.[3] The match was played from Monday 27 April to Friday 1 May and was over 49 frames.

>On the final day Davis won the first frame which included a 48 break and then the second frame with a 72 break, the highest of the match

The all encompassing, chad Jack

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bowlqt is on the left.

>Chubby redhead

Have a word with yourself

trump is outrageously awkward

What about Olivier as Michael Stipe

It's alright, Yorkshire lads and lasses are the best. Bit spread out from my recollection though

>no bowlcut qt
You need some GARGOOLS, m8.

The Virgin Judd vs the Chad Jack

ROLF HARRIS IS INNOCENT.

pastebin.com/NBuuuAR0

Thanks m8

Think you need to get your specs on porto

Bowlcut is on the left

Lel

wtf am i going to do when the season is over. i just want to kys

Bottom left is toppest of kek.

Brittish commentators are really chatty, y'all should have the swedish commentator
The man can go minutes completely quiet and has some of the best comments i've hear, some being low key genius jokes sometimes

2, 3, 1, 4

Do they still make Fraoch, the heather beer? That was peng.

Revenge

>a bit emotional
Judd says with a smirk

I want trump to get a neck tattoo. Seems like that kind of guy.

who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

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Things I need for the collage lads if you please:
>Suomi fan (assuming that's this year?)
>Judd's deformed seething

Pretty damn good but I feel like it's missing maybe another 6-7 solid memes.

the Drumpf symbiosis is the exact opposite of Master Blaster.
in this case, the brain of the symbiotic relationship is also the tallest and strongest creature.

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Giro d'Italia starts in a week. Comfiness continues in /cyc/.

Yeah, just visiting. I get cheap flights and accommodation, get a few of the lads, and have a long weekend drinking good beer and eating, maybe see a football match. Love Prague and Budapest too for it

Wow gazza is angry

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>muh table
Gazza pls

>using pedals

>the table was DISGUSTIN

>Table was disgusting

Mwahahahahah

give me some jodd picc and i'll do it

Table is DISGUSTING

>it's the table

Barry will not be happy.

>loses
>shits on table

actually quite based

No chance, Judd is a classy man.

ah, thanks.
didn't notice.
must be these gargools.

>that kino trailer from eurosport with Ti Amo playing

and they say english food is bad

look at the state of that

based Tyne Elf
claiming Judd also thinks the table is shit, top kek

Does somebody not now how to recloth a table one the one table setup?

well it was fuckin one of yous

DIS GOOS TIN

maybe, the cycling commentators voice is hilarius

LMAO this guy is actually great.
very dissapointed with how i played, well thats how i always play

kek

phil yates

Like Gaz. Hope he becomes a regular at this level.

Sorry, I didn't. I was only going to get things I actually wanted myself, but I even failed at that. This also means I couldn't get your 10-pack of John Smith's. I like John Smith's; you should have asked for a 4-pack and I might have had a look. But I am bad at memes.

Based autist Steve agreeing with Gazza showing emotions

Czech food is banging mate, basically ideal for when you also want to drink gallons of delicious fresh beer.

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have a feeling this is the last time we'll see the Tyneside Terror in the one table setup.

Who here is driving to Sheffield to buy tickets for next year in person?

is everything made of sausages?
based.

Hendry will always be my favourite but I have a lot of time for the based Nugget.

Bollocks lads, I'm going to miss the first session tomorrow

Based final tomorrow get some sleep las

No dedication, on my shopping list for tomorrow:
>salt and vinegar pringles
>choc ices
>freddos
>those solaro ball things

Sorry user, but I'm not getting cheap whiskey - mainly because the reason I'm going is to get non-shit whiskey as per /147/s recommendations the other day

it's ok user

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Selin is based, even more so when he's commentating with his son.

If you really want good 'whiskey' then get whisky instead ;)

They havnt done the bangers and mash right. Is it even mash?
And where the fuck is the gravy?
Looks awful.

youtube.com/watch?v=MDl0_QfCeA0

ur mum

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uh oh we got a patrician over here

Absolutely correct

still wrong m8, there's no l in baize.

What to watch now lads?

>gonna miss the threads tomorrow and Monday
it's been fun lads, see you next time

stay free

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EFL highlights on Quest

Im about to start In the Line of Duty, the police show everyone has been raving about.

lol

newcaslte liverpool is 2-2 75 minutes in

Is there owt on? We could comfy post until we get pruned

I have suomi but on my pc, can i post it tomorrow?

No ;_;

Even I might miss part of the sessions on Monday

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What kind of whiskey? If you want strong and adventurous flavour, I recommend Highland Park Viking Honour (£25 a bottle in most places), or if you want a very mellow flavour, I recommend Macallan (£35 a bottle).

Beverly hills cop 2

Going for the glenlivet 12

Guess what im drinking now user?!

pic soon

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Does nice Whisky even taste nice? They all taste like Turpentine to me

Got a link lad?

I know there's another user who likes Macallan here; is that you?

soccerstream.xyz lad, always has a decent number of HD links for big games

i.4pcdn.org/tv/1553390720208.webm

Those are some entry level, overpriced bottles mate

29eab3875db15e072a20c05d7bec9b58e1f89d7a acestream link dont have a we link sorry :(

Never had Macallan

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Trap!

ayylmao

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Thanks lad found one there. Its been a hassle ever since r/soccerstreams got banned

It's an acquired taste. They all taste like baby wipes and earwax to start with, but once you get used to that, you can taste other, delicious flavours as well, once you ignore the earwax taste. Highland Park starts off like Christmas cake, and then it develops, and when you swallow it the taste has evolved into a rich, smoky, bonfire taste. It's incredible. But if you've never tasted it before, it will probably still feel like drinking disinfectant for a bit.

>Even got the proper glass
Based

And one of those stones instead of ice that waters it down!

Thanks user

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r8

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Further proof how based /147/ is

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Patrician

But fuck, how much was that?

Got it for £110

I've never had it, but if it's 25 years old, it must be pretty good. If it's drinkable, it's going to be an adventure. And I've heard of Glenfarclas and it's meant to be sound.

Can someone do one of these with the 'Would you care for a bite of my Wengler Strabe bar? I also have a bag of marzipan Joy Joys' quote?

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wish i could afford it/not drink it all in one sitting

It's a proper sherry bomb, not my first bottle and won't be my last, easily top 3 favourite and a great price for its age

what would be your favourite for price?

i.e best cheap(ish) one (£30-45) for me it's laphroaig 10year or bowmore12year

>tfw all my bets came in today
>£35 in profit

Not a lot but I've been on a proper bad run lately

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alri John

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This auction currently has another bottle for £86 if anyone fancies it:
whiskyauctioneer.com/lot/177582/glenfarclas-25-year-old

Playing favourites with glenfarclas, but Glenfarclas 105 is beautiful and you can pick it up for less than 40 quid.

No age statement on the older bottles, although afaik they've started whacking a 10 on some.

Lack of age statement doesn't detract, and it doesn't taste like a young whisky

I prefer it neat, but most people take it with a bit of water as it's cask strength (60%)

To me, it looks like a table in a park with two brown bears sat having a staring contest

So you enjoy your speys i guess

desu i'm much more of a fan of islays than speys or highlands

Fair enough, I need to be in the mood for peat, whereas I'm always in the mood for sweet

How do you guys take your whisky? With a mixer like a pleb? With ice? With a splash of water? Unadulterated? Straight from the bottle like Ol' Higgins?

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Cheap (£20 and under) will be straight from the bottle, everything else neat out of a glass

Straight and next to it a glass of cold water.

neat in a glass usually. If it's really cheap stuff like bells or grants then mixed. or straight from the bottle if ive had a fair few beers beforehand

alri

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kek

Keep these coming for the final

Is this a legit trap?

Ice. That way, it starts out with no water added, but as the ice melts, it mixes with the water, so I'm really getting the best of all three. If I'm drinking from my proper glass, I will usually go neat, though.

If you read the filename of this then you'll see it's the actress Anya Taylor-Joy.

supremely disappointed

You're making me feel like a pleb, I always have mine with a splash of water
I find it mellows it and releases the flavours

>page 9
Well, it's been fun. See you tomorrow and goodnight, /147/.

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just be yourself m8

night boyos

night frens

night ausbro

>just be yourself m8
:'^(

Certain single malts i'll nearly always drink unadulterated. 12 years i'll often have a splash of water, if i'm unfamiliar with it i'll look up what the experts say. Blended i'll often mix unless i'm just drinking purely to get smashed. Especially Irish like Jameson or Tullymore Dew ill have with lemon and ice.

Goodnight lad. As ever thanks for your service.

>no Hazel

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Hazel isn't even top three anymore:
1. Our Seema
2. Bowlqt
3. Smirking Morphy qt

So close to 600.

Probably not going to happen m8