"one Jadon Sancho please" edition
Tomorrow:
Schalke - Augsburg
Freiburg - Fortuna Düsseldorf
Bayer Leverkusen - Eintracht Frankfurt
"one Jadon Sancho please" edition
Tomorrow:
Schalke - Augsburg
Freiburg - Fortuna Düsseldorf
Bayer Leverkusen - Eintracht Frankfurt
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How do I pick a team to support lads?
era of the bull
Ich liebe Pokal
>dont touch me nigger
What did pulisic mean by this?
>bumbesliga
find a hot instagram girl, see where she lives, bandwagon team, meet her in stadium
clear that
NIGGER LINKE wallah...
post the pillen cute
good flop
OGRE
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PACO
Paco "Messi" Alcacer
shoot it like messi
ALCANCER
PACO
YU NEET PROTEINE TU BUILT MUSELS DUUUD
Not worth the yellow or free kick, Pulisic tripped on his own foot
no deflection
Gonzalo
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trippin is not for everyone i may say
Paco "Assists are for Assis" Alcacer
>no deflection
You're right
You’ve never been there, neger
God i wish Jesus would be here
very cute!
leave Oxymoron alone
Bremen is like a mile high piece of dog shit, you don't have to be there to judge it.
i bet you use lube
He is in all of us user.
Wtf fuck monster. I love red bull now!
I'm not from Bremen and therefore not muslim so nö, I don't have to :^)
why yes, I do go to Berlin to find desperate polish girls, how did you know?
have becks
>contesting with Berlin and Hamburg for most dystopian multicultural hellhole
>its a great city lad you just never been there!
kek
but becks is pure piss
1A, 1B
2A, 2B
Pick one
fucking firefox fucking up all their addons...
now i have to use opera until they fix this shit
Bremen and Berlin are in a league of their own, at least Hamburg as a bit of money.
>Why yes I do still rate Christian Pulisic, how could you tell?
>Chokeyern still has to play 2 of the Top 4 teams
why can't norfeners win any game?
>and will win against both of them
1b
*lose against Real Based twice
*win the championship and the cup against Ratten Ball
apologize
fuck off tobi
that's where you''re wrong. better pre dial the customer support, sweetie.
what are these white lines on the creatura's jaw?
That's like 520 euro.
What's a dooper?
sorry Christian's brother, you deserve better
I will laugh at you in a few weeks you know that do you?
he cute desu
fucking bandwaggoner will be wearing chelsea jersey in a few weeks
you don't want to know
Pulisic is the guy who went to soccer practice at 10 years old and listened to his mom
His brother is the guy who threw an autistic tantrum to stay home and play pokemon on his game boy
He looks like he's trying to live his best life on Insta. I hope he's happy ;_;
how i imagine every /bundes/ poster desu
it's good that you've made your decision, but why wait? you could end your life right now.
I was both of those guys, where is my million euros?
and the thot in the mid spreads her legs for like everybody since the age of 12
>I'll be happy because people I have no relation to whatsoever win what they're expected to win all season long
customers are mentally ill
god i want her so bad bro, you have no idea
it really is a mix of a slav and an american, you can actually tell. based genetic experiments.
DELETE THIS LIBEL IMMEDIATELY
B SCHISSEN WORDEN
NO OFFSIDE
that almostblooter by de laney
VAR'D
>tfw posting with /bundes/ frens
How was that a foul though?
dog rate thread
that are two big pugs
pepe the frog isnt european
>he gives his best shot trying to smile
>red eyes from crying
>starring into the emptiness of the small timespan thats his insignificant existence
on the other hand he is incredibly strong. i would have ended myself years ago in his position.
nice bitch
PAVLENKA
>ynr Max Meyer
I'm pretty sure it's a male dog. Don't ask me how I know.
OH NO NO NO NO
>burki
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LEL
>Gürki
fucking burki
>dirtmund
yes yes
>Bürkini
>Bürcuck
Holy shit Burki.
OH NO NO NONONONO
it is time for the most dangerous lead la.
>Sanshit
sub him off
OH NO NO NO
OH NO NO NO WHAT THE FUCK
HOW DO YOU SAY SLIP IN GERMAN AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
jesus christ
BASED PIZARRO
INCAN WARRIOR
just like us
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back to sleep werder
DID ANYONE ORDER A PIZZA?
they cant be fucking serious.
how can they fall apart like that
ALL
THE
TIME?
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>that defending
looooooooool
Y I K E S
aww fuck really?
Bremen will win 4-2
>cuckmund
Not even once
>24 goals in 6 games
>4 goals per game average
I did not expect this.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
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Any of you lads watching the u17 euros?
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖT
Pizzaro..this fucking guy!
cute
Akanji the fraud
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>inb4 3-2 because hand
OH NO NO NONONONONONONONONONONNONONONONONONONONO
>gifting an opponent you clearly dominated 2 goals
FUCK THIS I AM DONE WITH THIS HURENSOHN TEAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUADUFOADSGFUOASDG
lol what dortmund have done jackshit in the 2nd half
ERA
>VARmund
jesus christ
good call desu
>German referees
How much did Aki pay the ref?
it's correct tho
arm does not move towards the ball
about three fiddy
Why are Peruvians like Pizzaro and Guerrero so fucking based?
>Bayern hand in box
ERA
>H96 hand in box
No ERA
>Duselmund hand in box
No ERA
>buyern buys the refs reeee
>Dahoud
>have five minutes to move your arm away
>don't
>dude arm doesn't move towards the ball
Holy SHIT this
Favre is a beta with a cuck mentality
Will never ever win anything.
isnt guerrero from portugal?
and this makes him the perfect coach for dortmund
Then why did 96 get the penalty please?
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
>Pulishit
It's fucking finished, Bayern can slip and still win the league
that was a frustrating play
SO CLOSE
usa could have been to the rescue again. but fucking denmark fucked up.
get off the field man
based Pizza, destroyer of Dortmund
>The city of Chokemund
Dortmund have been choking their leads a lot lately
Pizzaro is absolute dominating Witsel. Wasn't Witsel in china?
Describe his philosophy in as few words as you can.
Dortmuslims btfo once again
wasting too much time
I told you guys yesterday that BVB would slip, shame I can't couldn't watch the game, would be hilarious
Park the bus
playing the game with no survivors
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bigger bottlejob than hsv
thats it :/
shareholders are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mad right now
>wins the league
>overANALyzing
>absolutely everything
Knew those missed chances in the first half would cost them. They need to score 4 because their defending is dogshit.
>anteil der befragten, die den jew club hassen
>Shareholders literally BTFO by 40 year old boomers
This is now a laugh at Dirtmund thread
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For real though, the fact that Goetze handball even had to go to VAR shows how much of a joke the handball rule has become
ahahahaha
Man, this 2:2 doesn't really help anyone. Atleast Pizarro or Rashica should have made the 3:2, Dortmund is finished either way and Bremen still would have had one last glimmer of a chance for Europe.
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>Here’s how Dortmund can still win the league
>KEKMUND
jez 1 wurs
same as before
>posting die Neid Tabelle
>Bulls vs Bayern draw
>Dortmund vs Ddorf win BVB
>last round BVB fucks up against Monggladbach because they are still playing for Europacup while Frankfurt already secured the CL and plays with a B-Team against Bayern, losing 6:0
this is how its going down
every year man
wish he was still in germany he at least had balls back then now he's a cuck
>yfw buyern slips against the bulls and frankfurz
>yfw dirtmund dusels past them on md 34
Based Pizza
So, for Dortmund to be champion in two weeks, Frankfurt will need to lose to Leverkusen today?
same here user
>dirtmad
>winning
olmo
>at least had balls back then now he's a cuck
elaborate please
not happening, neither Frankfurt losing to Leverkusen nor Dortmund becoming Champions in any way
>getting a little load in the home side's fan block
>shit, better lose
What the fuck is wrong with those luschen?? I am a shareholder but this is getting ridiculous. Seriously, I need answers.
*a little loud
Bayern only needs to draw 2 times to win it
He doesn't show angry or powerful emotions anymore all he does is smile and take it up the ass then praise the opposition
Tuchel was right.
if they dont lose like 15:0 to frankfurt or RaBa 1 draw is enough
>the city of zürich
lmao
Favre is too much of a beta to win anything, unfortunately. He seems clearly uncomfortable with the prospect of actually winning the league. Today is probably a huge relief for him. Maybe he's too shy for the victory parade.
In any case, has there ever been a shittier Bayern to win the league? Not since the 80's at least. The Bundes is so fucking dead now.
No, they need 2 draws to mathematically be champions. One draw and they're 5 points ahead, with Dortmund possibly able to get 6 points.
no, if they lose against RB its only 1 point difference, a draw against Frankfurt is not enough if Dortmund wins against Gladbach
>He doesn't show angry or powerful emotions anymore
because hes treated as a king. when the first few people begin asking uncomfortable questions he will be back.
>German education
>Favre is too much of a beta to win anything, unfortunately.
He's one of four non Basel managers to win Baselwinslol though. And one of the others basically won it with his team
>we live in a universe where Grasshoppers could get relegated with Zurich on the playoff spot
What happens to the new stadium plans if one of them gets relegated anyway?
Also how did Aarau manage their ridiculous turnaround?
maybe his autism wasn't as strong back then
based adolf h. who also won the swiss league would have won it, the madman is forcing eintracht though the fucking europa league where all other german clubs would have paid money not to play
Dortmund needs to win both games. Buyern have to lose every game.
fuck you guys and your "mathematics"
No, Bayern need two points from their remaining games
dortmund will win vs gladbach who are in shambles now, probably draw with düsseldorf
bayern will draw with leipzig and win against frankfurt
in a few months they will ask themselves why the fuck they didn't at least try to win it
Dortmund needs more points than Bayern to win the league
give cuckpool stream plss
That's correct and also wrong.
what about the goal difference on draw
Punktabzug because of Royce inside the player area incoming.
why is dirtmund so pathetic you guys? will they ever not be?
dazn 1 hd
big if true
fuck yourself, dazncuck
Can Paderborn stay on /bundes/ if they get promotion?
dazn=woke af
no
>Die Krisensitzung fand unmittelbar nach dem 0:3-Heimdesaster gegen den FC Ingolstadt statt und hat ein überraschendes Ergebnis gebracht: Hannes Wolf bleibt trotz des freien Falls Trainer des Hamburger SV.
good
even poop couldn't coach this retarded team
post points plz
It's man vs society at this point
closer than i remembered
2%
BUY BUY BUY
>Neid auf den HSV
Went to a church service tonight and I heard some disconcerting rumours about past German behaviour...
more CL titles than you
elaborate
we bullied the romans for a while
Some war or big conflict that happened
Well, they invaded our stuff. Also, "we" weren't a thing back then.
Hey, the Austrians had it coming! Prussian dominance over the German states was inevitable anyway.
At this point Peter Stöger had more points than Lucien Favre. Apologize right now!
dont think we forgot
Don't you have to go shit into some gorge?
lmao
are you perhaps talking about your mamas asshole? I already did
Way to get personal, man. Not cool.
>xG
>I don't rate xG
twitter.com
why do liverpool fans do this
/bundes/ is dead and sholuld be banned.
Na hör mal junger Mann, so geht das nicht. Gut, dann bist du mal wütend, aber wenn andere Spaß haben musst du das nicht ruinieren. Wir alle haben doch den Wunsch Unterhaltung in dem zu finden, was wir tun, aber dann muss man nicht sein in so einer Situation seinen Brei hinzufügen. Das ist doch einfach unnötig, wenn es keinen weiter hilft.
He's intimidated by the superior Tripadvisor genes
jz 10 halbe
nachti
neue
Is this on car saw?