KENTUCKY DERBY THREAD

BIG HORSE COCK
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WILL IT RAIN OR NOT

AHHHHJH

How does getting a massive load of horse semen shot into your cervix even feel like? Why do so many women want this?

It’s a meme, women get obsessed with the idea of bigger and bigger cocks, and after burning coal horses come next. It’s just logic user

RAIN INCOMING
SLOPPY TRACK WHEN

I’m getting me some long shots in an hour boys

This. I swear to god i better not be outmemed by the memes.

oh man they made to Navy travel to Kentucky to deliver a wreath for a horse

stream where

don't give me NBC's, their adblock sucks.

>the military pays to be at these events as a giant propaganda recruitment tool

it's on NBC, right now they're going through the logistics of American Pharaoh's semen

Are they recruiting the athlete horses?

not big boy enough for a superfecta but my trifecta is 8-5-13
starts in roughly under three hours right, I'd hate to miss it due to timezones

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Rebecca Lowe is so fucking hot.

For me it's Man o' War

very cute golshi

yeah about 2 and a half hours

Fuckin way she goes

for me its maximum security

so is an horse a athlete?

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this is like one giant alcohol commercial

Yes

buy woodford reserve goy

>4 hour pregame for literally what a couple minute race?

Better a horse than a nigger

there's few other races sprinkled in

there’s other races, it’s not just four hours of betting degenerates and thots in fancy hats

I GOT THE HORSES IN THE BACK

Why are thots invading sports?

who /masterfencer/ here

that'd be a memetastic win but that horse couldn't win shit in Japan they're clearly not really bothering with this race

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Anyone else at the track rn comfy as fuggg

get some upskirt pics bro

This

Mission accepted

Do it

LET'S GO PIE-O-MY

I need a stream, firstrowsports went down

who else /madetheirownjulip/ here?

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who else /waitingforupskirtpics/ here?

GRAY MAGICIAN IS GONNA FUCK YOUR EARNINGS UP

checkd

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Just got kicked out of Remington park for trying to get an upskirt photo AMA

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what was the skirt length you failed at grabbing a pic of?
>checkd

GUYS give me all of your trifecta picks and I'll play each of them GO

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26 inches

8-5-13 do it faggot

picked the wrong length brother but i appreciate the effort

Get this little faggot off my tv

>bovada.lv/welcome/P46237A8/join?extcmpid=rafcopy

Place ur bets lads

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/r/ing webm of bab baffert dabbing with his son

Oh im gonna. Planning on making 20 one dollar trifectas and supers

HE HITS IT

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This has to be the latest a Kentucky derby has ever started no?

b&r

nah always this late iirc

Girls love horseys and always have.

Nah brah

Who /turnleft/ here?

Muh Nigga Eddie O.

Did they get rid of the homo and replaced him with junior? If so that's pretty based

OFFICIAL REDDIT HORSES:
- code of honor
- win win win
- my boy reddit

OFFICIAL Yea Forums HORSE:
- tacitus

i spin

>all the riders are 4 ft tall spics

???

i havent seen that figure skater. von miller took over the gay role

>He's a mudder?

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who here ready for church of fudge racing?

>Realizing this now

So after they get rid of horse racing will they just have short Guatemalan men run around the track on all fours?

Is it possible to have tall jockeys to do horse race?

Still based.

REDDITS HORSES:
- improbable
- win win win
- my boy reddit

4chans horse:
- tacitus

Just fuck my shit up senpai:
- war of will
- tax

Yugioh tier:
Gray Magician

Are these dudes legit dwarfs or just manlets?

>all the jockeys are hispanic or french manlets
Wew

lmao at those midgets

In the same way it's possible to have fat men do track and field.

Ok chilefag

If this wins i owe you

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Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'

Any manlets feeling blessed here?

Im 5 foot 3 but damn id tower over these kids lmfaooo

Ready to get my shit fucked up.

War-of-Will baybee

messi would make an amazing jockey

all that is missing, is the clown car for all the jockeys

...

Too short to get a gf, too tall to be a jockey or a funny midget. Good job man

Thanks la
Cheers
Im on Improbable

Hundred bucks on vekoma what're my chances Bros

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these guys are dwarves

IM GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD

>they're playing old town road

guess it was inevitable

Annual reminder that Kentucky has the best state song

>baker gave the riders up

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>the people are gay
I swear Kentucky is a faggot state

How much do the guys what jack off the horses make?

There's literally nothing wrong with being gay

Wish me luck, bros.

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I’m pretty sure there is. It makes men weak.

>horse called Game Winner
Should've called him Race Winner, to be honest with y'all

also where the fuck do I watch this if I'm not a burger, the NBC site is complete ass and won't load anything besides cancerads

ayy let's hope

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they do it for free, as would you

Original lyrics said
>where the darkies are happy and gay

>it's raining
hahaha all those hats those douches are wearing are getting ruined

Not having the GOAT, Brady doing it.
"Riders up, lets go!!

Quick, who Yea Forums here and who you got?

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Why are most of these jockeys spics?

Do they not have food in South America?

need to be a manlet to be a jockey and a lot of them are

Good luck

The first derby they were all black

Who else rooting for grorious nippon horse folded a thousand times over

What do you think?

why don't they just clone the best horses and secretly not tell anyone. this has to be a thing right underground cloning?

>inb4 all the horses slip, fall, and break their legs, causing a derby genocide on the spot

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Master Fencer is from Japan

#15 Master Fencer is from japan, so all you weebs should bet that.

They literally did that in polo, some dude from Argentina ran with a team with all the same horse and he won.

Probably no nutritious food, which is why they're all short.

If master fencer wins I get to stick it in her butt wish me luck brehs

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put my entire estate on maximum security

will be an billionaire in 15 minutes

what happens if her horse wins?

A 5'6" dude could be a jockey if he were skinny enough
t. 5'2" dad was a jockey

Why not just clone them and add in cheetah DNA?

you're gonna stick it in the horse's butt?

Nothing. Same thing that happens most nights.

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who /gaydarkie/ here?

>stream
youre gonna fuck the horse?

a rabbi told me vekoma will win

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Master Fencer has no chance at winning so I'm in on Tacitus

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Gray Magician will win
check these magic numbers

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>No Cutting Humor
You just wait and see

We /outhere/

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Maybe it'll be vise-versa like "Mr Hands"

>Outlaw cockfighting and dogfighting
>Still legalize horsefighting because of muh tradition
Good job honkies.

I believe in Master Fencer!

mr hands 2

>69-1 odds
bodexpress is /ourhorse/

Don't worry bro I got those digits right here for you

Why do people pretend to care about horse racing one day a year. What about the degenerate gamblers at the tracks and OTBs the rest of the year

Shut up bitch this is Kentuckys day

tacitus is gonna shock the world

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The Greatest Coach in Sports Is Behind Justify's Triple Crown Bid

bleacherreport.com/articles/2779791-the-greatest-coach-in-sports-is-behind-justifys-triple-crown-bid

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Same reason I pretend to care about downhill skiiing and soccer every 4 years

It's fun for a short burst but not prolonged

they are braver than the troops

your mom sounds like a reasonable women

How do you coach a fucking horse

>"Run"

>improbable has the second best odds
lol

Good answer

>the greatest coach in sports

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I hope none of the horsies get hurt

Why do horses have such nice butts?
That's kinda hot.

COME ON GIRL

GO PONIES GO!!

>54-1

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FUCK I JUST LOST $5000 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

rainy races are always the worst

Weebs BTFO

Just make $32

I hope that horse gets tested for steroids, that run was TOO good

>holding the lead the entire race

impressive

oh wow the favorite won. lame

Oh no no no no no user

MAXIMUM SECURITY, MY DUDES

get good weather for once
running on dirt in rain is always awful, at least this year there isn't any mist

When does the race start?

easy money

Secretariat would bootyblast the field

Love the really strong Kentucky accent on the guy talking to him

kek

Glorious Maximum Security, doing it with authority.

Just made a turkey sandwich

>Master Fencer last
BAKA!

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Listen to the screeching of these dumb fucking hicks

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Time to put on the ugly wig , and make that money back user.

that win was maximally secured

So now all the other jockeys get deported?

Congrats. How much did you win?

the fleet would booty blast all these horses

in a year

>maximum security
>brown

they all have spic names, they are american.

shamfur dispray

It's okay, he was only the 4th placed horse in Japan, next year the big boys will show up I'm sure.

LMAO BTFO
you missed the exacta and it paid 600 LMAO

OBJECTION!

I missed the race because I had to pee.

Congrats billionaire

Osht, is the win about to be revoked for rule violation?

i can finally afford to buy Yea Forums

meet your new overlord

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

OBJECTION

Well done well done Maximum Security

HOWEVER

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>Video replay challenge in horse racing

REFHORSE REFHORSE REFHORSE

OBJECTION!!!!

VAR

EVERYBODY IS DISQUALIFIED

EXCEPT GRAY MAGICIAN
check these truly magical numerals

how much money did you have to put down to make 100 on max security. favorites are shit odds

youtube.com/watch?v=W8QRExBfQhs

Fucking cheating ass horses, respect tradition!

This is a first

>refhorse

20$

THE FIX IS IN

THE FIX IS IN

AAHHHGGGGGGG

LADS WHAT RHE FUCKKK

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All of these jockey midgets look like Bruno Mars

Holy fuck based

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Commentators sucking maximum dick
the whole thing was rigged boys

...

REFHORSE

refhorse lmao

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Ladies and gentleman, your 2019 Kentucky Derby winner.

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Even the fucking Kentucky Derby has VAR now? What the fuck is happening to sport

Your 2019 Kentucky Derby MVP

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REFGALLOP

VAR OMFG

REFNEIGH

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horse races have had VAR for literal decades

Fucking reftrot

They should just re-run it

Your Country House MVP

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It's over, now stop talking about this retarded """"""""""sport""""""""""" for another 364 days, you pretentious twats.

let the horses gallop!

can somebody explain to me what refgallop is happening right now? They legitimately expect sprinting horses to not bump eachother?

Announcer to winning trainer: do you think your winning horse should be disqualified?

Stfu faggot

My sources are telling me Maximum Security just tested positive for PED's

I'll admit I'm a casual but I've never seen one in the Kentucky Derby before

REFHORSE HAHAHAHAHAHA

It's not over yet though lol

disqualify max security. it is the right thing to do.

PENULTY!!!

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Country House is the rightful champion.

Never forget, with Jews you lose

RefNEEEEIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>woman doing var
prepare for a clusterfuck

All these jockeys
>blasted

HOLY FUCK LAMO

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One went slightly out of his lane

DIGITS CONFIRMED

The winning horse was on the rail but came over 3 or 4 places to the outside, impeding the path of another horse

Wait, its not over yet? I threw all my tickets in the trash!!

REFHORSE

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>field of 20
WHY IS IT SO CROWDED

Is this the Chink horse protesting?

there's a bit of a bump here and there and then there's literally obstructing a horse that could otherwise make top 3, they gotta make sure

also goddammit this fucking drama, go to the jockey and ask him "Did you cheat and win unfairly, motherfucker?" christ

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Are half of these jockeys in this country legally? Where’s ICE?

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*THROWS FLAG*

NOT SO FAST

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BOOOOOOOOOO

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#horsegate

WHO IS THE HORSE IN QUESTION HERE

MY AUDIO WENT OUT FUCK

>talk to the jockeys to make a decision
GEE I WONDER WHAT THEY'LL SAY

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>too short to be a regular member of society
>too tall to be a jockey
Fuck lads

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so fucking rigged. someone is about to make a lot of cash

No, he has honour

Replay ruined Sports.

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Just run it again

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REDNECK CHIMP IMMINENT

fucking kek

do it fast burgers I want to sleep

I wonder which mafia faction is behind this

>He won?
>Object the result

Maximum Security was obstructing Country House if I'm reading it correctly

>>too short to be a regular member of society
you mean too autistic

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I can't imagine the freak outs going on right now over this

CROWD STARTING TO BOO

lads its happening....

why are there so many BLACKS at the kentucky derby jesus fucking christ

I'm bouta make 65 dollars

The winner came out of his lane almost clipped heels. The second place trainer said if this was some no name race it would be a disqualification but this is the Kentucky derby no way they turn this over

Oo so i lost either way daaaummm

i bet on country house.

RIOTS WHEN

top lel

>not knowing about bluegrass mafia
>doesnt remember a jockey at this race was found dead a few yrs ago

At a bar in South Philly
Guy with a ticket for Country House to win is about to start fighting people

>even horseracing has refball

why not run it back

>replay

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Black people like horses

hahahahah

this is why i still prefer Yea Forums over reddit

maximum security and country house should do penalties

*causes millions of people to lose or gain hundreds of millions of dollars instantly*

Is he the most powerful animal in god's kingdom?

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Holy shit did you see the look on the steward's face in that last shot

>philly guy almost starts a fights at otb
checks out

Max Security trainer knows he's fucked

THEY KNOW HE WENT OUT OF LANE THEY JUST DON'T KNOW IF THEY ARE GONNA DISQUALIFY HIM AND CAUSE A RIOT

>south philly
Don't play, we both know he doesn't need an excuse to start fighting.

Instant replay has fucked all sports

>alert the stewards....
>this is our race now.
>give country house the win
*click*

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no era obstrucción

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Ladies and Gentlemen, your Kentucky Derby MVP

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What's the coolest horse name?

They're saying Maximum Security obstructed War of Will by getting out of his lane, which caused a domino effect pushing Country House sideways. Country House filed the protest, so the original result will probably stand.

The horses would die, not even kidding.

Someone's definitely getting whacked after this

trenchdigger

damn EDP wyldin

18 was totally fucked over by the lane change.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT REALLY HAPPENED

Pie-O-My

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I WON 65 DOLLARS FUCK YEAH

REFGALLOP

Video replay ruined sports

REFGALLOP
REFGALLOP
REFGALLOP

DISQUALIFIED

THEY DID IT LOL

give a new meaning to the term kick-off

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plays second fiddle only to the bogs

FUCKIN OWNED

wew

OH FUCK
65-1

WHAT THE FUCK

WTF
RIOT

>REFHORSE
REFHORSE
>REFHORSE
REFHORSE
>REFHORSE
REFHORSE
>REFHORSE
REFHORSE
>REFHORSE
REFHORSE

HABBINING!!!!!!

I JUST WON 3K HOLY FUCK FUCK OLYHB SHIT SHIT SGIT FUCK YEh

It’s over

>The best horse won
the best horse is the one that stays in his fucking lane lmao

GET FUCKED MAXIMUM CHEAT

VARVARVARVARVARVAR

REFHORSE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

65-1 ODDS

IMAGINE THE SALT IN VEGAS RIGHT NOW

REFHOOF

this is the ultimate horse name kino
youtube.com/watch?v=tQRlZw4Rad0

KENTUCKY IS GOING TO BURN HOLY SHIT WATCH OUT RIOTS INCOMING RIOTS INCOMING

JUST

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BTFO

NO FUCKING WAY REFHORSE
NO FUCKING WAY REFHORSE
NO FUCKING WAY REFHORSE
NO FUCKING WAY REFHORSE
NO FUCKING WAY REFHORSE

MAXIMUM HORSE BTFO

DRINKS ON ME TONIGHT LADS WON 65

You only work there one day a year.
Can't you keep your workspace a little more organized?

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Guy bought a whole bottle of Tullamore Dew from the bartender and started pouring us all shots
God bless fixes

What in the fuck lmao. Wheres all the horse cocks btw?

Fuck

That Jockey will be found dead tonight.

There's going to be blood

horse racing is fun now.

Bucephalus

Country House is an attractive horse

>don't finish first
>still win

RIP Maximum Security, he will be put down tonight, you know

APOLOGIZE

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OH FUCK REFHORSE!!

horse races happen all the time

ACTUAL REFGALLOP WTF. People are literally booing

damn

They are going to kill that poor horse

Special Week

Nice hollow victory ya got there.

HES JUST A BABY

WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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HAHAHHAHAHAHA MAXIMUM SECURITY BTFO GET FUCKED CHEATER

I want Maximum Security to win the Preakness and Belmont now so we have an unofficial Triple Crown winner this year.

>refball in the fucking kentucky derby
nowhere is safe

will they have to shoot maximum security for being so violent? rip an horse

Whoever had to make that decision is probably already being burred in a cornfield somewhere.

Maximum Security couldnt secure the win. hah

>don’t finish first
>wins
trump does it again

>jockey says horse got scared and shifted over from the crowd noise
>he unironically put a death sentence on the horse

yea a racing horse that can't race is as good as gone

RIP

Why would they kill a horse that brings in millions of dollars a year

homeless, lads.

what kind of jewish shit is this that moved helped Country House by blocking off those other 2 horses

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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umanity.jp/en/racedata/db/horse_top.php?code=2016105169

Americans know Special Week?

is an horse a psychopath?

Is there a sport where refs haven't ruined?

NOT EVEN FUCKING HORSE RACING IS IMMUNE FROM REPLAYS AND REFS DECIDING EVERYTHING
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

not today

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BENULDY

to set an example

Americans know anime

around mules, they twist the rules

normally i would say if the race was pretty close but maximum security absolutely destroyed him by a length and a half. someone is gonna put a hit on him

Shoulda listened to Lavar Ball, STAY IN YO LANE

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Just left. Picked my gf and some of her friends up. Maybe going to Barberella later

Hockey

maybe maximum security should have stayed in his fucking lane instead of running all over the fucking track like a wild animal.

kek

>this does not fookin' slip

trips of truth!

>Country House
Has a comfier hoss ever walked the Earth, lads? He deserves the win desu

WHO WON IM NOT WATCHING WHO WON WHO WON WHO WON

Anyone else fantasizing about horse cocks?

lol u mad Maximum Security?

ND would bootyblast both these horses

This is win for all the bad odd horses out there

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>spook a horse and make him lose momentum
>win by a length and a half
a foul's a foul, god bless horse VAR

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inb4 an old /bet/ poster comes in and posts his winning ticket getting OBJECTION'D

Which sport could refs not ruin?
Bowling? Seems like that would be the only one

More like maxibum security

Thing is, the horse he blocked had the preferred lane and finished 8th because of Maximum Security's BMW lane change.

ironic that i lost my house to a horse named country house

COMMENTATORS BTFO
NBC BTFO

Hoof Hearted of course

yeah....

imagine if urara finally won a race but got ref'd out of it

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IS THIS OBVIOUS ORGANIZED CRIME? THIS SEEMS CORRUPT. OOPS ACTUALLY THIS HORSE WON.

Back to /mlp/, horsefucker.

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Marblelympics

Barbaro would bootyblast all these horses

And why shouldnt a country Horse win a race that occurs in the country

b-b-b-b-but da best horse

Did you really, user?

Looks like you stepped over the foul line bucko

Imagine the chaos at the betting window during all that

LMFAO

Stop delaying hockey, you dickheads

You're a smart guy, we should go to a whorehorse together.

>The victory was protested and reviewed for several minutes as Maximum Security may have impeded runner-up Country House on the final turn, but the protest was eventually denied.
nice fake news there
also kek Running Down a Dream playing

This. The horse directly impeded should be declared the winner, not country house who wasnt even touched

But that's automated by a laser. That won't screw up.

>instant replays on offsides that happened 2 minutes ago

Try again

louisville is hardly country

>there is likely someone out there who had money on the Saints, Auburn basketball, and Maximum Security

Holy fuck reddit is SEETHING

GET ON KENTUCKY DERBY GAMETHREAD THERE

Literally the first time a horse got DQ'ed in the Derby for something in the race, next closest thing was a horse getting kicked after a bad drug test afterward

SOMEONE DIDN'T FOLLOW THE PLAN
THEY GONNA GET WHACKED

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CAN ONE OF YOU RETARDS POST THE WEBM...of why the fukken horse won than lose the fukken race

>BMW lane change
My sides.

>disqualify the person of color
>give the "win" to a white person
If you don't see this as a form of racism, you're blind. This is a reflection of Trump's America and it honestly makes me sick.

The horse that finished 2nd wasn’t even one of the ones impeded lol

Can someone explain to me what happened? After the race ended I went back to playing vidya games and now my horse won randomly.

Right?????

nah...just you sick fuck. dogs are better

no

is betting on horses even legal in America yet

Go back.

reddit hates the country studs.

that country house jockey is a fraud. what about the horse that was actually impeded and finished like 10th

get some help or else

>Running Down a Dream playing
the perfect irony

Lead horse got in the way of horses behind it so it got disqualified and the second place horse won

REFHORSE
>REFHORSE
REFHORSE
>REFHORSE
REFHORSE
>REFHORSE
REFHORSE
>REFHORSE
REFHORSE
>REFHORSE

Sucks but mean, at least that's clear cut instead of opinions by the judges

Is unemployment a crime in your country yet?

damn master fencer that was a good sprint, from 21st to 5th/6th

It never wasn't...

only in places where daddy govt can get their cut because we're all nancy pelosis' bitch

I can't believe it

oh look a black guy wins the mortgage check, what a shock!

how far will they go with this shit

You can't really do that though. Just punish the offender. Rewarding the wronged party is why soccer is so shit

>Referee.pic

Your 2019 Kentucky Derby MVP

Gray Magician was last.......I'm sorry I couldn't get the numbers for you buddy

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>boo

>THOSE BOOS FROM ANGRY GAMBLERS

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Holy shit the booing lol

Wtf is this shit sport and why should I care?

LA times is also confused...two different winners on their page...what is truth?
latimes.com/sports/more/la-sp-kentucky-derby-live-updates-odds-results-start-time-20190504-story.html

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t. unemployed white guy who is super jelly

You can't turn in a ticket until the official results are in.

Why would they run 145 of these if betting was Illegal? Horse racing only exist because of gambling.

refhoof

Its yet another sport ruined by replay

not really, though this gave me a chuckle

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nah gambling is for suckers

That governor is one of the least popular in the country btw.

All these boos
Beautiful

Depends. Are you rich?

i hope max security destroys the rest of the field in the next 2 races and fuck country house especially

lmao they're fuckin livid

>weird feeling but a good one

idk what a super high five is, but a dollar got you $544K if you hit it.

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Holy fuck, I just won $675,000 because of that disqualification.

Bud, you here? I work in Shively and I see horses on the street every other day.

>country house jockey found dead in mysterious suicide with 2 shots in the back of the head

...

this post did not age well

Post your slip or bullshit.

>Its yet another sport ruined by replay
You obviously weren't alive in the 90s to watch foul balls called home runs and fumbles that never happened.

just a reminder bill mott is a scam artist and an undeserving """""winner"""""""

He does have a nice bum, desu

LET THE HORSES PLAY

you have to guess the first five in order

I hope he gets refhoofed in the next 2 races

i had a $1 on every horse in the race

looks like if you picked first 5 places correctly

costs 5$

I'd fucking riot

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Pretty good result for a long shot.

>"MAKE A FUCKING DECISION, CAROL! WE'RE ALL WAITING!"
>"I D-D-DON'T KNOW, THEY NEVER TOLD ME THIS WOULD HAPPEN, WHAT DO I DO?"

Because they made the correct call? Replay is never wrong faggot.

>the best horse won

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FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT WHORSE CUNTRY HOUSE

MAXIMUM SECURITY WON AND I LOST 10 NEETBUX FUUUUCK YOU

Might actually watch snl tonight since Sandler is doing it

CITY DWELLER
SUCCESSFUL FELLA
THOUGHT TO HIMSELF
"OOPS, I'VE GOT A LOT OF MONEY"
CAUGHT IN A HORSE RACE TERMINALLY

so they killed maximum security with that call. a spooked horse doesn't live in the eyes of the owner

*honk honk*

yeah. i'm down dixie near waverly and i'll only see horses if i'm down near churchill downs.

So the Kentucky derby is going to be a microcosm for how Trump loses in 2020, right?

That's such a good reaction GIF, thank you user

Maximum Security is gonna get bonked next week

No they're just going to jerk him off all the time now

How about the refs make the right call on the field instead of holding everything up cause they fucked up

i blame the stupid jockey for cock blocking...GOOD CALL REFS

As someone who was born I Louisville and have watched the derby every year I have never seen whit like this before
Is this the first case of ref horse

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Are you incredibly retarded or just butt hurt because you lost a bet?

What they don't tell you about the prestigious Churchill Downs is how GHETTO the area around the track is.

You won't believe this spee, but shitlibs are reliving 2016 on twatter right now.

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Wasted good digits on the stupidest comment made in this thread.

Congrats.

Maybe in America.

Also people are fucking mad.

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How much money did you just lose user?

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The shit website I bet through "paid off" my bet, (so I turned off the tv) then they took it back after the ruling. What fun.

Kek, butthurt gamblers who just lost this month's rent payment

>Just kill the sport already

Well, they aren't wrong. Kentucky is a shithole and an horse is NOT a athlete. This shit is way overrated.

>that was clearly political

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same with the area around the preakness, pimlico baltimore

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Augusta Georgia would have probably been used for Nuclear testing if it wasn't for the golf course. Most popular sport venues are in shit locations.

Yeah, I don't know what they mean by that either.

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it probably wasn't ghetto back in the day

if someone that has been following horse racing for 20 years is this disgusted then something fishy went down behind the scenes

you cant trust american horse racing anyway. ive seen so many harness racers purposely hold up their horses in the straight.

The Horse would have been DQ'd any other day as well. The question is whether the Derby is big enough to bend the rules.

>use nigger Old Town Road song
>sport is instantly niggerized
all according to keikaku

I am from woodford county, kentucky, the horse capital of the world. I am telling spee right now that a horse IS an athlete and if you disagree you are an NPC. No doubt about it, thoroughbred horse racing is the ultimate casual filter

He seems to think the managers behind Country House have connections and influenced the derby staff.

He fucking almost rammed into War of Will there, if the horses' legs collided and one of them fell, it would be like one of those massive bicycle race pile-up clusterfucks. The DQ was fair. It won't win War of Will the race, but at least we're not celebrating a cheater.
Just because some random "lifelong" is salty because he probably lost a bet on the favorite doesn't mean it was rigged.

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tfw from louisiana'

we

so if war of will made the complaint would he have won? WoW got screwed so bad

Gotham1989’s post was 100% written by a horse

oh shit yeah thats fucked up. he definitely should be dq'd for that shit.

No, the rule breaking horse is DQ'd and other horses move up to fill the vacant spot. If War of Will, the actual horse, made a complaint, we'd be checking Kentucky for Trojans.

>Maximum Security
>nigger horse
>win stolen by honky horse
>Country House
Horse racing be racist and shiet

American sports are rigged, big surprise

Horse racing literally only has one rule.
>During the running of the race: (a) A horse shall not interfere with any other horse. Interference is defined as bumping, impeding, forcing or floating in or out or otherwise causing any other horse to lose stride, ground, momentum or position. (b) A horse which interferes with another as defined in subsection (a) may be disqualified and placed behind the horse so interfered with if, in the opinion of the Stewards

There is no proof of horse racing being rigged when the track isn't owned by a fucking casino

they get a horse whisperer to tell the horses to choke otherwise they'll be glue

>He fucking almost rammed into War of Will there
No, he blocked his path and War of Will slowed down to avoid ramming into Maximum Security. Some people will argue they wouldn't have tripped even if he didn't slow down, but the stewards can argue for disqualifying to discourage risky moves in future races.

War of Will slowed down and swerved a bit to avoid being rammed by Maximum Security. That's why I said MS "almost" rammed into WoW, because if WoW didn't evade it, he most likely would trip him. Not much point arguing if he would end up tripping or not, at that point it's already obstruction so that doesn't matter.

This, Churchill Downs is surrounded by slums and liquor stores.

the stewards got it right.
deal with it guys

I just lost $2,340. Are you fucking serious?

BAWWW FACTS

lol at the jockey sending his horse to the glue factory so he can keep his job.

Welcome, friends!

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>posting sunibee's trashcan of an artstyle
ah, I get it, you're actually trying to make people stay away, aren't you

Just showing them what they're in for. Besides, different people have different tastes.

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Might as well post just one more before the thread slips into the archives, just to show that Celestia's butt is big and beautiful even in the show itself.

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