Women's FA Cup final

>that hammers slut on the right

WHO???

see

oh shes just a danish basic bitch

oh well

If City win by less than 3 goals, they should give the trophy to West Ham desu

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You lads best be singing the anthem

bleh

>turks

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makes my iron the big iron

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its so stupid that these halfwit women make a living from playing professional sport. glad there isnt much money to be made because they dont deserve it. they would make more money from being insta thots.

allegedly swiss, but i can see some proper brit slag in her

For me, it's Georgia Stanway
youtube.com/watch?v=3i7tvl7BwGU

>make a living
>isnt much money to be made
which is it?

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wtf I love women footy now

surprised you lads are still allowed to eat bacon

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CAM ON YOU BUTCH SLAAAAAAGS KICK SAM FAKKING BALLS

BONGED

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yeah swiss. thought it was a the danish flag on her jersey. makes sense seeing as theres literally no good looking swiss women.

Norge webum user best be in this thread clipping everything

Sophie Turner?

haha nice one

time to watch some butch battleaxes scrapping it out on the pitch lads
got me pump moisturiser

>you now realise she's in a relationship with Bachmann
8 years age gap is a little odd, especially when it's 20 and 28

+1 epic

I mean she's probably more mature than most 20 yr olds if she's dedicated enough to play sport in another country

I bet the car park is in a right state lads

you got a license for that butthurt?

GO ON SLAAAAAAAGS

+1 got 'em

>make fuck all playing in Switzerland, especially considering the living costs
>make enough to live comfortably even possibly being able to save some money for after your career if you're smart
Not much of a choice

what i was thinking as well
it's beautiful, bigot

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Got a license for THIS *farts in your face*

i dont get bbc1. stream?

anyone else having a wank to this
corr wish they’d kick my balls

Good tackle tbf

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seething

where are the CHEBS
where are the ARSES
corrrr with they’d volley their shirt into the crowd phwoooar

easyview.eu/watch.php?stream=bbc-1

Do we have to post half time hunks instead?

>this positioning
oh no no no

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FA cup final, 50 replies in 30 mins?
Yea Forums is dead

is that sane second from right?

>womens

Looks more like a light skinned Sterling

corrrr they keep lifting their shirts and showing off their tummies corrrr

The best womens teams still produce a worse match than Cardiff vs Crystal Palace

oh right, roasties btfo
is this even worth a thread?

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>Paris
>Black
Yup

those fucking TUMMIES phwooooooooar
based camera man getting a shot of their bums CORRRRR

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what a fucking boring match but there are some fit slags running about down there
might have a wank desu

BRILLIANT fucking display of some fine slags
who gives a fuck about the footy look at those arses

thanks

>Game so shit they're talking about Celebrity Pointless

>commentator keeps having to assure the viewer that they are “competent” and “able atheletes”
absolute state of roasties

to be fair it was a thrilling game of pointless on earlier today

>Simple save
>Has an orgasm

Good save

WHAT A FUCKING DISPLAY
think we saw a bit of navel with that save corr

Straight at her with no power. My old mum could have saved it.

Women football looks awfully white. Where are the pacenogs (female)

It's a shame they're a bit shit because they seem to have a bit more footballing integrity than the men.

GOOD SAVE YOU BIGOT

these bums and tums on the pitch are alright but french women’s footy is slag-central
with the french one they know they’re all shit so they resort to stretching and showing off their arse on camera

they're all wearing thongs in these see through shorts Jesus. nofap must go on though

French birds are proper filth, aye

ERA

GOOD SAVE. WOMEN ARE GOOD. BIGOT.

That's because female football is middle class for the most part.

please tell me someone is making webms or at least screenshotting that thicc arsed blonde for west ham

>(you)
Diving bitch

>they seem to have a bit more footballing integrity than the me
kek

ERA PENAL

Phwor know who you mean lad

Imagine paying to see this live
they’re still talking about celeb pointless

>diving in the final
holy shit tho look at her arse

sexist
their preferred noun is pacenagger

>She dived, Sue. She dived.

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>tfw she'll never dive on your willy

Lehmann

Fucking hilarious.

she has great technique

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Bloody foriengers ruining the integrity of the women's game

CUM

norgeanon, could you just post some webms of tums? there’ll be no goals tonight I don’t think

I'd dive in her box if you get me

honestly getting hard watching west ham number 7's arse

would pay good money for dem sweaty shorts lads

very much this

johnathan’s going fucking mental over a save, more than he would react over a goal
they’re desperately trying to hype this up aren’t they

>middle class
kek not here it ain't

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MAKE SOME FACKIN WEBMS

unironically too much ass

does she sell her shorts after each match? would probably make more than her wage desu

any streams?

They have Kiera Knightly to thank for this

See

yes there are still streams in Great Britain.

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I know a girl that supports her and her boyfriend entirely through selling her dirty underwear

brutal arsemogging on the city goalie there

>Lehmann is in a relationship with Swiss teammate Ramona Bachmann who plays for Chelsea.[4] Their national team coach Martina Voss-Tecklenburg explained: "The situation is not exceptional in women's football".[5]
Lesbians CORRRRRR

>shorts down to the ankles
What did the commentator mean by this ?

SHE'S HURT LADS

based, women’s butchodor’s the only thing they should monetise

That's Yeovil desu lad

didn’t bother to look at the kit, unironically thought it was this game
that’s how little I’m giving a fuck about this game, only keeping an eye on the arses

If they made them play on smaller pitches with shorter halves they'd have a far more exciting game.

Don't forget the tummies

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Half time slags!
instagram.com/p/Bjc12-shqPP/

Hahaha wouldn't it be funny if they had halftime showers together and they showed it on camera haha

took me until half time to realise I was watching 10 minutes behind on the old tellybox
what an utter shit game

literal semen slurpers

Half time hunks.

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>it's not lived up to FA cup final billing
no shit...

Is this where I post angrily about women rejecting me?

BIGOT, STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMEN
post half time hunks instead

she cute

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I went to school with one of the man city players, always weird to see her on the telly

Half of 'em are rug munchers

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M'ladies

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who is the messi of womens football

imagine the smell in those changing rooms

No, this is the thread for expressing your loneliness and deep yearning for a footy3.14gf

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what will we see first? a straight female footballer or a gay male footballer?

think they’re too butch for chomping on roast beef
reckon they pack farts into each other with strap ons in thr dressing room corr

Defensive errors

Ronaldo
;)
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smash that mf'ing like button and ring the bell

What the fuck is that bitch on the right wearing?

I cant hunk post I've no idea what women find attractive

You but they're too shy to say

why has that one west ham slag got skintight shorts on but the rest have got normal shorts on

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Lehnam or something like that?

It's the same shorts she just has thick thighs

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Aye, got them Jovic legs

she just has a massive arse so it presses against it and you can smell it through the fucking screen HNNNNNNG

seriously who is the goat of womens football

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>this zoomer dickhead

this lad gets first dibs on those stinky shirts doesnt he

If you want an actual answer there's some Brazilian slag that's considered the best

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This just makes the whole thing look like a joke.

I bet he sniffs all their shorts after the game. Proper /ss/ shit, la

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want a last minute goal so that there’s a butch shagpile celebration with stinky girls

Unf

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I hope my favourite man united slag isn't a dyke

>Champagne
Won't somebody think of the muslims!

haha nice one

Whats the attendance today lads ?

>good to see you wet in the rain
hehe

Higher than most Serie A games

The Harry Kane looking lass is wife material

>20% bf gutbuckers on my spee
this is not a handegg thread m8

everything he says sounds like a euphemism

Think they said 25,000.

Think they said 52,000

think it’s just their families honestly
they were making a big hoo-haa about it being record attendance but it looks empty, definetely not 56k at least

I'll unironically watch the women's world cup because I've nothing better to do

name?

This, even if threads are 1/10 as good as 2018 WC then it should be fine

>west ham player being a bit naughty

Cho So-hyun

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my willy unironically wouldnt get past these cheeks

Please have a dick

Cant tell if she's really young or old

It's not that bad. well it is but they've got muh heart and don't dive.

why cant men ref the womens league and vice versa

>not going to lie, I’ve not even been watching the football and just sat here in the studio wanking to west ham’s number 7’s arse
what the fuck??? how can he get away with this?

30

Yea Forums - Women's Goalkeeping

Be some banter at least.

>A thread died for this

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State of femkeeping

because little girl cries and gets the decision

it was probably Messi/Tsu so who cares

>de gay

LIKE A ROCKET

just pajeet thangs

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De Gea level keeping right there

Sexual favours

absolute blooter

''r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass 'r lass r lass

well at least the west ham documentary will have kino emotions

Thoughts?

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Really really sorry about the standard of football lads. BBC and Wembley should be ashamed for trying to convince us this is top level football.

has something sexy happened already?

JAMACIAN ME CRAZY

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why isnt there a website that has screencaps of all the best arse shots from each match

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The bums n' tums make up for it desu CORRRRR

White GK ?
why are there so few good black keepers ? Only Onana comes to mind .

dont let your dreams be dreams

I'm going to send a complaint in to the BBC about their persistent lie about 50,000 tickets being "sold". Half of them were given away to kids, not sold.

These West Ham slags like to go down easy, if you know what I mean

Which of these groups will be best for watching with one hand down my pants?

You have to be white person crazy to be a keeper

If I can find a HD copy of the match, I'll make some arse webms later

Group C I think

can feel my virginity growing back reading this thread

every minute

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For me it's A or F
>France and Norway
>USA and Sweden

cringe

Group D

nice 240p stream laf

the pre kick off kiss

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HALF TIME STUDS

64 minutes played mong

You need to come back to the future, Marty

Why don't they play in skirts?

When's the next opening for official panty cleaner/pusy maintenance coming up?

Seriously what level of men's adult football would equal this? I genuine think there are pub teams that could do it

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About 7th tier

Under 11 boys at best

Slightly lower than National League, though in fitness terms it's football league

Southern Counties East Football League

Pub teams probably couldnt run for this long

some dutch team did a few years ago

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under 16s

??? that wasn't a pen ???

what was that?

imagine these west ham slags under 11 horny boys

the blind school league

Is Parriss the female Sterling?

>straight shota

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The lack of quality in that pass from the pacebabby was brutal

scottish highlands football league

This is ridiculous. Obviously a 7 stone woman is going to be exhausted after 70 minutes.

patrician

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NO LEHMANN WHY

wonder if any of them shagged the coach.

(also wonder this about the mens game)

Around under 14s

>7St this girls are pushing 9/10

i like the way she is the only one with her shirt tucked in, to show off her big arse

I'm watching this and I've had 2 dinners and a big brekkie and 6 beers and I'm thinking like these girls aren't brilliant but they'll have decent bodies and they look attainable and I'm regretting 2 dinners and 6 beers. How long do I need to wait before I go for a run to burn off some regret?

LMAO IS THAT LEROY SANE

That's the whole thing about this. It would make so much more sense to have a different women's game based on futsal or something to differentiate itself from the men's game and take some of the physical difficulties away

she's obviously just a normal lass who can play footy

Could a Yea Forums team win the women FA cup?

>watching national league tier football unironically

What Spurs werent even in the PL? Fucking joke of a club

>I've had 2 dinners and a big brekkie and 6 beers

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I like this
field hockey style

I played football the other week and felt like I was going to have a heart attack after ten minutes.

do they swap shirts in women's football

>43,264
Embarrassing

I unironically believe so, given a small amount of training time. I'm shit at football but don't think I'd be totally out of place on that pitch if I wasn't so unfit

Pretty sure my six aside team and the two teams above us last season could beat them so yes.

Oh my god maybe they do

>43,264

kek

It's not even true. We have eyes ffs

I'm not even that fat lady I just made a big mistake tiday

you sound like my lass

i hope it goes to extra time so it fucks up the tele schedule

What do you reckon their armpits smell like at the end of the game?

>if I wasnt unfit and shit at football I'd be good

Kek

Sweat

salty coins

>that arse shot
SCREENCAP NOW

>Milk and wet pennies

what's it like being fat? i've only recently got to a health weight after being underweight for years with an eating disorder

Webms?

:3

i'm more interested in how they taste

HNNNNNNG

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Based

>lower tier capacity 34,303
>middle tier 16,532
>upper tier 39,165
>43,264 attendance
I think somebody's telling porkies about the attendance, lads.

Imagine the smell

hope they don't pay these keepers much

No cap of the West Ham lass bent over?

...

Are these woman full time pros or do they have other jobs?

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absolute state of that gk though

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I'd still be shit, but I think I could compete with this lot

full time mum

I heard that City was the only full time team but that was on here so who knows how true it is. Most women's sportsmen are hobbyists.

Oh they full time pros alright, they have to be to subsidize their wages as part time footballers.

Why Swiss girls are so lewd?

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wouldn't be surprised if you'd be able to find some on adultwork.... the non dyke ones that it

bit disappointed nobody is making webms of all these bum shots ngl

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The Super League is now fully professional. They kicked out clubs like Sunderland for still being part time and installed 3rd/4th division teams like West Ham because they went full time.

Do they wear makeup whilst playing?

one of the everton girls had an onlyfans page

WSL is professional and each player must have a contract for at least 16 hours a week

none of them look acne ridden so i don't think they do

>wearing makeup when you're about to play football
we're hear to watch them kick a ball not look good. We dont demand that every male footballer has to look like De Jong

Group a: France and Norway
Group e: Netherlands
Group f: USA and sweden

which one?

*here

>we're hear to watch them kick a ball not look good
Are you a homo or something lad?

I SAW ARSE SLAPPING DURING THAT CELEBRATION!

What a shit keeper

>ywn comfort Lehmann after a cup final loss

I'm here to stroke my cock and laugh at shit footy

anyone ever shagged a girl while they're wearing your teams kit?

>implying journo's aren't watching this thread
Gotta make Yea Forums look good

Yes but it would've been maybe 12 years ago. I was naked except for a captain's armband

>the city of west ham

Does official club underwear count?

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Last time i had a gf i wasnt goalpilled so nope

This counts towards the quadruple, right?

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hope they finger each other in the changing rooms

Knew a lass that sucked off Gareth Barry

inb4 tears

strawpoll.me/17935177
strawpoll.me/17935177
strawpoll.me/17935177

Exchange shirts please

Lads cry all the time after cup finals

Is that the girl Adam Johnson fingered?

arent womens football teams given that it's still a early startup more adversely affected by income since the sheik can make all his women full time from the start while other teams are part time

Do you want to try that in English?

Yeah, thats why West Ham are /ourgirls/ just passion and big butts and passion for big buts

understood perfectly. maybe you're a mong

Yes, she was an Evertonian and I made her wear the Liverpool kit anyway. She was kinky as fuck in fairness.

It's hardly a great expense. Any PL club should be able to afford it I think the record women's signing only cost 60k

> understood perfectly
Because he's as retarded as you. They're all full time.

left my brain at toil. weekends time to get rat arsed init

Your gonna be full time on the deck when i knock you out

kopites are gobshites and she needs to be killed

Still very disappointed in the lack of delicious chocolate pacebabbies in the teams fielded.

neither

Shaggers

I'll hook u in the gabber m8

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why the fuck would anyone pay full time wages for this dross

Cause the vaginal jew is a powerful creature

Yet another reason to regret the soulless modernization of Wembley.

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can't believe the yank slags think they deserve the same wages as the blokes

the semi finals at wembley is a load of shite

>first player to appear in the BBC montage is lehmann
Based

she was by far the most attractive player on the pitch

her gf is a munter, could easily get a better looking dyke to scissor with

>TFW Watching women's football for all the wrong reasons.
Roll on the WC.

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youtube.com/user/TheMindlessheart/videos

this guy uploads a fair amount of games. i'm too much of a brainlet to get them off the bbc player, but can use yt-dl on this

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hopefully we get more comedy gold from the shit african nations

>you now remember this

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you're watching for the right reason, if you were watching it for the actual football then you're wrong in the head

this

and the shitposting during the last women's euro was top tier

lmao

i watch it because i support my national team, women and men, but given the state of your NTs i get that you might not be willing to do the same, hehe

lel

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>shebelieves cup
good performance, but that's literally the Europa League of international women football, we will see at the WC

you're a wooly woofter m8

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yikes

how tall is left?

qt

i wonder how do they react to bikni vid
hypocrites

5"11'

ivan, thoughts on pic related?

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Thank god islam will replace this