/147/ - Snooker World Championship

I prefer stumped

Oh boy, we /granite/ meme is real.

The mystery makes it better

FUCK SAKE I HATE RIGGINS

JOHN YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO SNOOKER

>all the facial features into one image

What's this one?

...

Say it with me

>GRANITE

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>riggins

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is that johns kid?

NICE

Based McAnus

Alex Higgins daughter

I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS

Wow he's using a protractor! Must be so smart and sciency!

>havin chills
>they multiplying

i wanna know what love is...

>ywn give Helen chills and multiply them

So glad them added him to the commentary/pundit team

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>I've somehow knocked it in I don't know why

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ah time for the bbc to fill its diversity quota

legally yes although it seems like there is nothing of his genes in her and her mother only replicated herself

Who dis 'frobro

snucker is a PRECISION sport

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Our boy Hendry needs to get in on this SightRight shit

dios mio...

>literally an advertisement for SightRight™ on BBC1

Wew

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>BBC literally shilling SightRight

based Feeney, the ultimate snooker autist

How is this not blatant fucking advertisement?

Anyone order a taxi?

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HAIRBRUSHES FOR ME BARNET

yes please mate

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IT'S THE NEW DAY, YES IT IS

I ALWAYS PIPE ME EYEBALLS

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What is this utter shite

>talking about Chris Henry
>doesnt make a single mention of him coaching Hendry to World Champion

>young amateur sensation

>young amateur sensation James Cahill

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>coaches increasingly involved
>snooker worse than ever

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Do you think Dave shoots also adult stuff in it too?

Only if it's Gary driving.

*picks you up*

Of course. Lots of great scenes.

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GET AHT THEYAH AND POT SAM FAKIN BAWLS ME OL SAN
That'll be 20% plus tip cheers

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Maybe le science man can improve it. Put him in China for a year, see what happens

Hazel is so biased toward that cheating bastard Higgins

She might as well rim his arse ffs, fucking typical Scottish mafia

Based tall man on,

inb4 salty manlets comment

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>the city of Virgo

>le giant grotesque-looking intellectual man

Literally the most useless person on television. Well, second most useless. That nigger on that tattoo program is worse considering she doesnt even do tattoos.

This, I have no idea how he's done do well. Fucking monotone aspie moron

He produces the shows so can just choose himself to present them.

You weren't wrong lad

McmAnus is smashing this quiz

>HendryWinsLOL
I thought the 90s were over!

Ugly talentless twat. His brother was in Suede as well which he mentions at any opportunity

Who here /sad lauren higgens/

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searching for JV on Bo Selecta

Richard osman is such a boring dickhead

No joy for me
Keep us posted lad

>snooker is harder than golf
lolled when I heard that

Really fancy getting myself one of those JV tshirts...

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S02E01 apparently

I'm /sadRpmmie/

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rerack incoming

Is snooker the NFL of England?

In the sense that only you guys play it/ care about it.

Now, don't get me wrong I love me some O'Sullivan. But you know what I'm saying.

>talentless
Hardly

For me, it's the Dennis Taylor facemask.

>Now, don't get me wrong I love me some O'Sullivan
GWAN RONNIE

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>asleep throughout the broadcast
>pipes up "higgins look tired"
>goes back to sleeping
thanks for the input, ronnie.

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The chinks love it far more than we do, they're just shite at it

More or less yea. Some chinks are into it but the hype is dying out over there (and here)

Just google it, there's a result from Facebook: Bo Selecta Fans - Ant and Dec with John Virgo

It's massive in China, but otherwise you're more or less correct

loads of countries care about it. It’s acrually weirdly popular in Bulgaria . I’ve lived there for the last year and always see it on the TV in pubs

More like baseball cos the Asians love it too.

China and Thailand are obsessed with it

I've always wondered: how did snooker get popular in China?

Test

Go on Gilbo pick us a winner

higgins hitting super hard just to fuck up

Can you recognize them all?

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Kill it with fire

Good Lord that's terrifying

MASTER OF PUPPETS I'M PULLING YOUR STRINGSSSS

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Kek.

Thanks all for the answers, now that I think about it I've seen some of Ronnie's exhibition matches in Macao and other asian countries. Seems to me overall that China is just trying what they are doing with soccer. They truly want to overtake the world huh.

China, Thailand, India and Pakistan seem to like it as well, but their players are generally shit.

don't forget to add this one to your collage

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is it just me or has Higgins put a shit load of weight on since last years final?

My local clubs are full of pakis now. They're all "smash tha ball" shitters who stink like shit.

Mass autism

Makes sense, actually.

Just been to recycling place. Prime slampig here.

What the fuck?

OH NO NO NO

hahahahahhahahahah

What, rerack?

Based Higgins

the absolute STATE

Based Riggins playing mind games with Gilbert

Higgins has got to be the worst plant player in the world.
How do you miss that.

this fucking sport mang

Judd's hair, Selby's eyes, G Wilson's ears

rate jodds hairline

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>he thinks this makes up for match fixing

uhhhh wtf

Mind games. Granite

dont play snooker, how is that an act of sportsmanship?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He really loves a rerack this Gilbert

Is that a double rerack?

Wew

Reeeeee-rack

What's the most re-racks on a single frame?

Did Rig think it was headed for a session of tip-tap?

Judd asking his barber for a rerack

>act of sportsmanship
>gilbert probably would have gotten a red into the red over the pocket if he'd have gone for it
Old Davo and the entire crucible just got bamboozled by the old fox

rig-rack, amirite?
ha ha

Steve Davis sounds like he's got end-stage lung cancer with his breathing between words today

>rig-rack
kek

John showing his true colours there.

I apologize for ever doubting you. Will never call you "Riggins" ever again

Here in Mexico is a very very niche game. Billiard games are somewhat popular but people mainly associate them with a low-life scene (probably because of Hollywood). But most places only offer the 9 ball type games. Snooker is non existent, I like it because I saw a YouTube video of Ronnie and I became a fan of his. I still don't fully understand the game tho.

he will fuck up

Riggins got 300k on over 20 reracks this tournament at 10/1

4D Chess from John. Knew this would happen

'Not another rerack'
kek

Lads, I've got mild OCD/anxiety and I've had multiple variations of Snooker Loopy playing in my head non-stop for over a week now.

I want it to stop

World championship is sponsored by betfred. Champ could be a gambling cheat. Pottery

at least he won't surrender

meanwhile, Celtic are champions.
someone post Riggins' celebration.

why would you want that to stop? sound slike heaven

Get the feeling Gilbo will absolutely crumble if piggins wins this one

>this shot is [fire_emoji]
>that feeling when
proper 'how do you do fellow kids' tweet, this

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pot the red and.. screw back

same.
gargools has ruined my life.

youtube.com/watch?v=_ZdU6MGuqic

Reds worth 1 point, you must pot a red before potting another colour, colours worth 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 for yellow, green, brown, blue, pink, black in that order.

Hitting the wrong ball is a foul, which gives 4 points to opponent, blocking a ball from your opponent forcing them to play a difficult shot is called a snooker.

Piece of piss. Red-colour-red-colour-red-colour

Basically make enough points (of the 147 available) by building breaks (consecutively potted balls) to win the frame. The better/longer the break the better so opponent doesn't get a turn/can't respond with enough points.

Pot a red, then a colour, repeat until all reds are gone and then pot the colours in order from least valuable to most. Red = 1 point, yellow = 2, green = 3, brown = 4, blue = 5, pink = 6, black = 7

Chas and Dave living in your head rent free

The absurd lyrics are driving me insane. It's developed into a high tempo version, I can't cope

Wizard of Wishaw
Rigger of reracks
Fixer of frames
Swindler of sessions

just stuck a tenner on Higgins to be world champion lads

Swallower of 300,000's

>Suddenly he's world class and everything goes into the heart of the pocket
You've got them all fooled johnny boy

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/114047690

JOHN YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO SNOOKER

Thanks for the feedback.

Damn, feels good to toast in a good thread once in a while. Based Britbros.

Least I can watch the final now. Can't see Gilbo coming back from this.

Were earlier frames, dare I say it, /rigged/?

higgins wife is not here ? only ''his'' children?

He can't keep getting away with it

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nah this is just granite

>Higgins v Trump = actual final-tier match but uncomfy
>Higgins v Wilson = shit WC modern snooker is shit final-tier match but comfier

G R A N I T E
R
A
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>he's a different player than at the start of the second session here

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while your opponent still needs two frames to win...

Wake... from your sleep...

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Here goes Hazel licking Higgins arse again. Biased Scotch bastards

Thanks lad

Why is she laughing lads?

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Yea... he played 1 good frame... Fucking hypemongers

Higgins is going to destroy that twink in the final.

I don't know why I found this so funny, absolutely creasing at her with some gormless smile while riggo shoulders a casket

>NOOO HIGGINS IS A DISGRACE TO SNOOKER WE CAN'T LET THIS CHEAT WIN!

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It'll be comfy seeing Trump fall to pieces

Your seeth can do nothing in the face of pure granite

I'm rooting for him you mong. Don't want Trump or these jobbers in the final

>boo hoo riggins shouldn't be in the final despite the fact that he's so good he turns around games at will
have sex

D E L U S I O N

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This table is disgusting

βασισμένος
Cringe

How can we protect his smile?

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Is snooker popular in Greece?

pay debts

I would honestly cheer for riggins.

GWAN GILBERTO

RIGGINS BTFO

By wearing GARGOOLS

GWAN GILBERT

I don't see nuthin' wrong
with a little bump n' grind

based gilbo slags

nah, most people have no idea it even exists, the american one is far more popular
I used to watch it with my dad on eurosport when I was young though, discovered /147/ the year selby won and started watching again.

I only tune in during world tournaments

>Gilbert's gf is the spitting image of his sister
hmm, really makes me think

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Does he know which is which when hes plastered?

They are twins

>I only tune in during world tournaments

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irish road bowls anyone?

youtube.com/watch?v=06Dx4KZgktA

i think it's his wife's sister not his own sister

Our eurosport commentators said that they gave him a promise of threesome if he win in final

holy fuck is this legal in UK?

She's off again, belittling Gilbert at the expense of GRANITE

Come on Dave, beat this cheating SCOTCH cunt

>BIG FINISH

wait wrong sport

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>bo selecta

Back when that twat Leigh Francis was quite funny. Now he just does that fucking awful Celebrity Juice.

State of Riggins longpotting today. Top class

Who is the victim?

higgins is ON

147-1 incoming

>

The confidence of that long pink
wew lad

Denise looking extremely cute up in the box

his career now just seems to be trying to put Holly Willoughby in vaguely sexual, compromising situations, so he's alright by me

Oooh...has Gilb got the bum to put these away...

It's over
Gilbos done it

Why does the score say 3-5 on BBC?

lads.....

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l2maffs

1488!

1487

1486?

>commentary box talking about how he's not perfect on these reds when he's got a slightly harder gimme pot on
lol

How on earth has he bottled that

Trump is gonna smash some granite in the final and Higgins will lose his third world championship final in a row.

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My hairline is receding. Please be sensitive with your jokes ok tyvm

What's the end result he's aiming at?

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>rig it

Higgy ain't even gonna make it to the final

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So NOW he fucks up a long pot.

How fucking much was he paid to play that?

Gilbo to do a Bingham?

what do you think will happen with Trump's hairline when he loses this years final to either Higgins or Gilbo?

Ohh ffs riggins

fuck you riggins

Swallowing 300k

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Any non-iplayer streams?

Judd is the new peoples champion. He will beat Riggins in the final and his hair will come back so thick he will be in shampoo adverts.

Gilbo what the fuck mate
Just end the fucking thing

What the fuck was that clapping for

eurosport player

get back to practising Jack

He didn't do anything wrong

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Gwan Gilbo, finish him off

HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU HIGGINS

Must be the most laziest of ties.

>RIGGINS

>RIGGINS

Gwan Riggins LAAAA

HAHA!

GWAN GILBO FINISH THE CUNT

>this semi-final is almost over
feels bad

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GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE GRANITE

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just take finasteride bro

That was clearly a free ball

lol tell him Virgo

No thanks, i'd rather be balding than impotent.

I felt like that was a free ball but John was too polite to push it.

why didnt higgins put it back?

Yea, and destroy not only your libido but have your skin melt away under your eyes too. Great idea

no miss called

You can't when snookers are needed

>evening session will be over in a few frames with Jedd winning

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>all these double kisses

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oof

mfw when jimmy white will never be a world snooker champion but trump will.
sometimes I hate this game.

State of Gilbos potting

myth. Finasteride is proven to be safe in dozens of studies. I can link you some if you want

Selby smiles upon us

Can someone redpill me on finaesteride, my hairline has started to recede a bit and I was considering it

>WHAT A BATTLER
>ABSOLUTE GRANITE

He cant keep getting away with this

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Dozens of studies funded by the people peddling it...

Blacks out

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The absolute state of these two.

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Really wanted to get a trip to Tesco's in before the evening session, ffs

The ears on this lad, he looks like the FA cup

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I'm loving this year's championship tbqh.

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kek

Freddos

In or over Dave what the fuck is your problem

doesn't matter anyway since you weren't going to bring us back some freddo's

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20956649/

Tl;dr it’s safe and very effective

just fuck off already riggins

Gilbo's getting ZESTED

incredible choke job

He clearly touched that pink

If you are going can you get me a tube of salt and vinegar pringles please lad

I was actually

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cope

double kiss

D D K
D
K

absolutely throbbing at all this tactical play
soon to be positively dripping

I had the Drumpf vs based Wilson match on in bed this morning and my girlfriend initiated sexytime. She caught me looking during foreplay and said I could turn it up if I wanted so that I didn't have to keep looking away. I can't remember who the other commentator was (McManus?) but Dennis Taylor was definitely talking. Then she climbed on top and said I could watch while she rode away. I declined so I could focus on here, but just as we were both coming Taylor said something funny and I started laughing, which made the moment of climax even more enjoyable - I really recommend. Sadly there was no Morphy saying 'slam it in' though.

>this frame

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Can you get me one of the £6 half bottles of tesco's own brand whisky please

>cope
Says the baldy with no libido and melted skin. Epic

What happens if this overruns into this evening?

hornier than ever

They both get executed.

JUST POT SAM FAKING BALLS

a calippo shots please

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choc ice please pal

THAT WASN'T PART OF THE PLAN

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A frame can't start if it's less than 45mins before the next session, they would come back in after the trump session ends.

DAVEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Even if the Trump session runs on for ages? Would they come back at like 1am for example?

>15-15 and have to come back

Would be absolute Snookino

JOHN YER A DISGRACE TO SNOOKER

15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16 15-16

Fug, eurosport stopped the live broadcast here.

Yes

I don't know the latest time a Crucible game has gone on until. 2am?

OH NO NO NO

Gowan Dave
In-off forced
Look at Abby
Break of 50
Easy cannom
Run of the green
Taken that well

Come on Hazel, give him some praise like you always do that cunt Higgins

Isn't this valid for early stages only? Think they will play to conclusion and other pair will have to wait

>Thorburn beat Griffiths in a final frame decider, a match that finished at 03:51, the latest ever finish for a match at the Crucible.

3.51am, Cliff Thorburn and Terry Griffiths, 1983

same

free stream where? I have a vpn but I'm not gonna register with the BBC just for this

Fuck sake meant canon

Can you make money playing online poker?

i.4pcdn.org/tv/1556987017320.webm

/147/ was mental that night

That's the rules, enforced at the tournament director's discretion.

>Sadly there was no Morphy
really?

GOAT snookino

>This match

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kek

who

Yes but it will take years off your life, the higher stakes regs are insanely good and the luck factor is enormous
Not worth it

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Anyone got the collage?

inb4 kick fucks up this break

TOO THICC

Good grief

>refball

REFBALL

just had a punch up with my sister

You mean lots of stress?

SABOTAGE

?so sorry

yeah right

>Slippy Marclel

GET HIM OUT

Ahahahahahaaaaaaaa

damn, perfect tits

Fuck off Marcel

>Marclel

fucking hell ref

John has bribed the ref ffs

Almost as if someone is manipulating events?

>German refereeing

Higgins absolutely SEEEEEEETHING

UNACCEPTABLE

SACK THE KRAUT

Jan Verhaas comes out with a bowl and two blades, Eckhardt slips it into his stomach and Verhaas decapitates him, we all know the rules

OOOO SORRY

Sorry for that

Sorry about my little shit gloves

Sorry I'm a shit referee

ooo sorry

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Yes, you'll lose a lot playing perfectly and it's horrendous

>mfw Marclel

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Found this:
easyview.eu/watch.php?stream=bbc-two

>entschuldigung

Based ref trying to fuck up Higgins flow so the match will be over with quicker

wow

Jej

What did he do this time?

Be German

Dropped his marker and moved the balls

Would be amazing for him to use that tour card he was given to win the crucib owl

lord hath punished me by not giving me her to breed

No, you're constantly fighting the rake.

>player plays a shot
>JV: "...he's ok"

He still has to qualify (he won't)

kek

WHERE'S THE-

no... he's ok

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absolutely beautiful

>doubting are jimmy

Vegetable user here, told my mummy early enough I wasn't having dinner, so I get to have takeaway!!!

DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER DECIDER

GRANITE

GWAN Riggins, get that highest break from Drumpf

Saw a video where a guy talks about how his friend made money playing online poker by running 20 different games at once
youtu.be/CTUZ2SrSxsA?t=14m37s

>this either

That's the spirit!

S P I C Y
P
I
C
Y

Spaghetti dropped

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he already did

He did last night didn't he, or did Trump retake it.

well in lad, what are ya getting?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT WAS GILBOS YEAR

Who's this spaz on BBC?

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Jon Bois is great

JV

>this tournament

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D E C I D E R
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I kinda like him, actually...

Please stop showing this annoying ginger kid thank you

>my buddy Jon Bois

Absolutely based, he makes the best videos on the whole World Wide Web

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Decider

his advancing senility will get on your nerves if you listen to him enough. he repeats himself too much

Thinking Chinese lad. Proper salt and pepper chips, Satay chicken and Dim Sum

Hendry facts

Top 5 favourite childhood foods:

Mince and tatties
Macaroni cheese
Fish and chip
Haggis supper (deep fried)
His granny's homemade soups

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>more Higgins wanking from Hazel
Gilberto has won just as many frames and barely gets a mention

GWAN JOHN

>macaroni cheese

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Car = Higgins
Man in blue = Gilbo
Guy stopping the car =Judd

HOLY SHIT

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just back from my 9-5 call centre toil, friends

right in time for the deciding frame!

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Lucky fucking shitter Gilbert kys

We can't let this fraud reach the final

noice

OH NO NO NO

GWAN DAVE

just went for a huge Gilbert’s safety play lads

>Higgins
ITS OGRE

is prostitute user here or is he balls deep in some 3/10?

OGRE

sell any car insurance lad?

>complete fluke decides the match

Shit fucking sport

Still here lad. Still considering a cheeky shag with a dirty slag after this frame

hold me

i cant look

Fuck come on granite Gilbert

years and years I've been watching snooker and it's actually the guy who didn't win the previous frame who usually wins the decider.
there's no such thing as momentum.

Granite meme is finished!

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Aaaaaaaaàa

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What type do you go for user?

come here

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WAN JOHN

Damn, when did his hair go so grey?

OH NO NO NO NO NO GILBO

oh no no no NO NO NO NO

GWAAAAAN JOHN

PUT THE JOBBER IN A CASKET

GWAN R0GG0

I really hate that unfunny jock cunt. Go make some more painfully unfunny improv stories you balding fucktard

it's the claims department I work in

a good day is taking no complaints.

took a call from some angry pakistani woman and terminated the call before she had time to tell me her reference number. Thus there is no footprint of me in her claim

MON HIGGINS

GUWAN JOWHHNNNNN

Hendry facts

Top 5 players never to wni the world championship:

Ding Junhui
Jimmy White
Judd Trump
Matthew Stevens
Paul Hunter

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riggins.

nooo dave

He's funny you just don't get it

>tfw when you can tell exactly how a snooker match is evolving by simply reading the GWANS and the OH NO NO NOS on /147/.

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G R A N I T E

can still see ding winning multiple world championships

Gilbo :'(

Yea, just like Rick and Morty, right? It's so funny but I just don't get it.

It's over.

our guy judd sweeps the final

Seething Engpaki

My type with normal girls is ginger hair with blue eyes early twenties and no tattoos but never encountered that in a whore before. I've had all sorts mate in regards to prozzers. Russians and Brazilians tend to be good. Gotta admit I have a weakness for east asians but there aren't that many near where I live these days. Loads of Rumanians but they tend to be awful. In terms of milfs you can't beat British.

WEE ROUND JOCK

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the DeeDee sketches are pretty good desu.

I will take this opportunity to remind you all that Scottish sportsmen are the most notorious chokers in existence.

I can guarantee you John will choke this frame.

Ding vs Noppon Saengkham is the future of snooker

Higgy's kids look so basic

JUST

I'm pissed :(

Scotland are the biggest paki lovers in the UK, mate.

>Judd Trump
Not for much longer

how the fuck did gilbert not win this

Who were the best?

only if he has a sex change

>Normal WHITE kids
>basic

You've been gotten to

Can't believe it. I fucking hate Higgins. Whoever wins the other semi is who i'm supporting, even Trump.

I know Scots who hate that cunt too, you're just blinded by SNP cucktivism you feel compelled to support anyone you agree with

hmmmm

Absolutely rigged

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Anyone who doesn't like Limmy needs to check out the Adventure Call sketches. I'll be watching them too to cheer myself up after Handsome Dave's inevitable obliteration by the Scottish Man City of snooker.

tragic day for snooker, 300.000 Chinese have been swallowed by a snow

>cucktivism

yep, you're seething

>applauding a match fixer
the state of cuckland

Higgins is top 5 to have ever picked up a cue, he's just played some absolutely shite snooker this match.

Lmao what? Did any of that make sense in your head before you typed it out?

What does limmy have to do with the SNP?

So fucking tense

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Nice projection, scotfag!

Never forget :'(

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>yep, you're seething
Pic is you

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>ENGLANDS BRAVE JOHN HIGGINS

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GWAN Gilberto

\o/

>The most outspoken voice of Indy online
>"Lol what does he have to do with the SNP"

WHEEEEEEEEEEEERES THE BLACKBALLLLLLLLL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINNNNNNN

WHERE'S MY LIFE GOING

>not potting

>WHERE'S THE BLACK BALL GOING?

calm down virgo, calm down

What matches did he fix?

shut the FUCK up JV

legit seething at his nonsense

It's called snooker not potter

stop fucking yelling Virgo you irredeemable sperg

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>constantly tweets about the SNP
>"What does he have to do with SNP"
Limmy shitters are the worst. Get back to subscribing to his Twitch, tards. Maybe he'll bore you to death with more improv shite

Where is the BLACK BVLL going?

lel
he's unbelievable with that screaming.

>The most outspoken voice of Indy online

Lmfao @ the state of you

Brave Dave

Then why are there pockets?

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT LOL gilbert

>lmfao
Seething

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bad post and retarded take

Can you find one post from him supporting the SNP please?

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK BOIZ

none

>le rigged man

>GrAnItE

GILBERT IS SUCH A LUCKY FUCK NGL and i want him to win

Give me a G
Give me an I
Give me an L
Give me a B
Give me an E
Give me an R
Give me a T

scenes

>FOUL AND A MISS

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this frame fucking hell

I've been cheering Higgins all match, but I've just now switched to Gilbert because I'm bored of this shiter of a championship and it's an excuse to stop watching it.

this frame is kino

state of this lol

>MUH SLAG WIFE

>HIGGINS

twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/771636834275209217

the state of Marcel's nose

Fuckin hell this frame

I'm cheering for Gilbert because his wife is an absolute hottie.

John Higgins World Series of Snooker 2010 > Found guilty of 'giving the impression' he would breach betting rules, and of failing to report the approach. Higgins was banned for six months, fined £75,000 and ordered to pay £10,000 in costs.

>inb4 he moves the goalposts

based slag wife

holy shit I can't watch this.

in the dark from a distance, up close i bet she's a munter

New:

kek

2 years ago he criticised the SNP and that makes the most outspoken supporter of the SNP online?

based David "Granite" Gilberto

this is tense as fuck

Is JV trying to make 'there's always a gap' a catchphrase?

Wtf Gilbert is based these escapes are nawty

This is a cracking finale to this match

He was framed by a guy from the news of the world who was later jailed for conspiracy to pervert the course of justice.

>Mazher Mahmood (born 22 March 1963) is an undercover British journalist who was convicted of conspiracy to pervert the course of justice. Before his conviction, he worked mainly for the tabloid press. He spent 20 years working for the News of the World and the Sunday Times,[1]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazher_Mahmood

>a post of him (from 3 years) ago criticising the SNP is proof of him supporting the SNP

based retard

>giving the impression
Wait, so did he fix it or not?

Proof of him saying he voted and votes SNP. I criticize the party I'm a member of, everyone does who aren't retards

I've been shagging prozzers since I was 16 which is just over a decade ago so it would be hard to pick one. Also there isn't necessarily one best race afterall, every prozzer is an individual. Chinks do tend to be the most consistent but rarely anything particularly interesting. I met one Rumanian recently and she was so good I went back which is rare, but the worst experiences i've had have also been with Rumanians. Things like lack of effort and dodgy situations, never been robbed or beaten up though. Had an early experience with a Russian that was great. As I said Brazilians tend to be good but once I met one who got really frustrated that I was taking too long to cum and she started ferociously slapping my dick and balls really hard. I'll never forget that crazy slag, she had olive skin and a c-section scar. It genuinely hurt and it turned into one of the roughest sessions i've ever had. It was honestly quite unpleasant, I remember after finally finishing walking out to my car parked round the corner all worked up and pissed off and had to smoke a couple fags to calm down before driving.

You sound like Sideshow Bob in that Simpsons episode where he becomes a politician. "Attempted murder! Honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"

>samefagging this hard

Embarrassing

He is a radical leftist always taking the piss out of our Tommy

no. he got scammed and stitched up by 'an undercover' reporter pretending to be someone offering him the chance to fix a match

Higgins agreed, thinking that the reporter was a member of the Russian mafia, and having agreed to fix a match never made contact with them again

>Proof of him saying he voted and votes SNP. I criticize the party I'm a member of, everyone does who aren't retards

Lol okay champ. your clutching desperately at straws now

what does that spell?

No matter how you look at it

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gg ez

He takes the piss out of everybody, including Yessers

Gil-bad

G R A N I T E
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Fucking hell. So Hig-Trump it will be.
Truly the worst WC

Trump better beat riggo or il hang myself of the doorknob

riggins drumpf final

fuck sake

Same final as 2011

Can't lie that was a cracking match

Rigging prick fuck off

THE BLOODY MADMAN DID IT

You post reviews?

There's still hope for Trump to collapse and let his journeyman opponent sneak past him. There's still hope for Bing 2.0. Don't stop believing.

TEARS ALL ROUND

Gays

Jesus let them go and have a lie down

Na never been a review guy. Wish i'd kept a diary of it all though. Some times i'll be daydreaming and a random whore from years ago might pop up. Lots of stories I could tell but they will have to wait.

>that hug

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Good stuff lads
See you tomorrow for the final

So how does any of that make him A SNP shiller? Saying you voted SNP doesn't make you an SNP supporter

And that last one is a troll you utter trumpet, it's from the English and Welsh elections the other day

Wait is the final tomorrow I thought it was Monday

Get in the new thread, lads