/hoc/

Games:
Boston vs Columbus 7.15 p.m.
San Jose vs Colorado 10 p.m.

News:
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hockey

Avs

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>Finnish basic bitch vs Canadian banterlette
i know which i would choose

fpbp

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looking at capfriendly, having trouble understanding how the leafs aren't completely fucked

guys i think russia is just hiding their powerlevel till the real tournament starts

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is anyone going to get offer sheeted this offseason lads?

gib finn wife

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Where all the caniacs at

raise up

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youtube.com/watch?v=uqBxonMwfhA

press f for vegas.

hello

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S

looks like they gambled and lost

Yeah, I'm thinking they're back

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who else /wilmington/ here
NCgang represent

Kapanen and/or Johnsson

Tremendous fanbase there in Columbus

Belarus and Kazakhstan both earn promotion to next year's World Championship with us after their game went to OT against each other! South Korea remains in 1A till next year!

Division 1A will now only decide next who gets relegated to Division 1B in the remaining matches tomorrow!

Meanwhile, in Division 1B Romania earned promotion to 1A while Netherlands returns to 2A!

Poland and Japan are duking it out, but Poland is remaining in 1B together with Japan after Romania beat Netherlands in regulation. Japan is only playing for honor and winning the Division 1B bronze medal. While Poland will want to finish with a win, despite the events.

LIVE STREAM
youtube.com/watch?v=J3yi1PdlQHg

Also later today ESTONIA - UKRAINE, but that match is only a placement match, after Netherlands lost in regulation and is now going to be relegated. Ofcourse, both teams will want to finish the tournament with a win, especially Estonia as they are the hosts and have always a home crowd to support them!

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suomi you are greatest ally

twitter.com/nhlcanes/status/1124485905509695488?s=21

c/a/niac here

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thread theme song:
youtube.com/watch?v=hy-NmYSV2B4

>Kucherov

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This song makes me want to ASSAULT an african refugee

What will Pulju be traded for this offseason?

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Matthews, Reilly + 1st

A bag of pucks

if the bruins win the cup i'll move to finland

Kucherov is stupid af

FUCK CHARLIE FAGBOY

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TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF

>no stream for game 7 finals

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what the fuck is wrong with kucherov's discipline?

he is supposed to be a very good player, but he slavniggers in the jacket's series, and now he continues slavniggering in international tourneys

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The jackets made him an angry faggot
He’s going to be top 10 in penalty minutes next season, probably going to get a lot of game misconducts and get like 4-5 suspensions

he rack disciprine

shit thread, post anime

hockey is anime

this

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>anigay
Weebs would have been executed for being gay in the old days

uncalled for m8.

1-0!
Fuck you HooPeeKoo

NYI: Ness
CAR: Joker
BOS: Pikachu
CBJ: Captain Falcon

COL: Fox
SJS: Snake
DAL: Lucina
STL: Link

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H P K
P
K

business idea
in the handshake line, you must actually shake hands instead of just grabbing for half a second before moving to the next one

/piedmont/ checking in

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lol eat shit faggot

gay
what if the winning team heem'd the shit out of the losers

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post them brackets

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>Canadians in charge of knowing hockey

Still in the 1st place

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it smells like tacos and dirt in here

Kam oon hoopeekoo skoorr sam fokkin gööls

karpat bad guys, hpk good guys

someone post car parts game7 final strim

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you dont think telia's people dont watch hoc threads to catch illegal streams???

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I for one am excited for the upcoming Stanley Cup final featuring the Avs and Canes. It will be a meeting of two natural disasters! Who will come out on top?!

telia only cares about ulilauta

radioplay.fi/radio-city/player/?region=cf5

wtf binlan you're not supposed to have a bronze medal game in the playoffs

lol. 14 yuros for a SINGLE game. what a fucking rip-off. guess I'll just listen to the radio feed

>natural disasters
it'll be a disaster for the ratings and the league in general

>avs
>finals

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>Uleåborg Ermines

Eichel 1 for 1

it's not like there hasnt been much worse (ducks-snes, canes-coilers)

so you just want los angeles/chicago - new york/boston final every single year?

Snes will trade Boedker for Pulju and Lucic, cap this

>3-1

How is this even possible?

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holy shit. absolute who's. might watch for kakko tho

don’t recognize a single name on the left except kaapo

>Virgin natural disasters
>Chad Sharknado

>not knowing Henri Jokiharju
absolute pleb

jokiharju is the guy who got announced by kane in the 2017 draft

>salivating over fake tinder messages and trying to come up with lame unfunny responses in the middle of a game thread of a very close and exciting game
The absolute state of this underage general

>stars/blues
>exciting

This

honestly did not even know dallas had a professional hockey team until last week

>mfw seeing all the shitty non playoffs teams trying to engage with their fans by posting star wars memes on twitter

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Who’s ready for >shorks

yeah yeah it is only mia posting in the caps game threads that is exciting to you, faggots

Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin' logs
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
We is headin' for bear on I-one-oh
'Bout a mile outta Shaky Town
I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck.
"And I'm about to put the hammer down."

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At least caps games are exciting

huh

gary buttman posts here too, pekka

me

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mikko gwg tonight cap this post
empty netter because sharks pull jones despite being a tie game

*sips*

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I don't know how anybody can drink out of the stan lee

I mean, you just know that for every story about someone's kid or dog "accidentally" pooping in it there's ten more that aren't willing to admit to it.

Hämeenlinna is a city and municipality of about 68,000 inhabitants[2] in the heart of the historical province of Häme in the south of Finland. Hämeenlinna is the oldest inland city of Finland and was one of the most important Finnish cities until the 19th century. It still remains an important regional center.
Reminder HPK are good guys and >a fucking weasel are bad guys

Pussy

Hämeenlinna is a boring and irrelevant city. no one would care if it got nuked

>game 7 of finals
>1-1 going into the third period
>no one streaming the game
FUCK FINLAND

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delet this
i checked onhockey and it isnt there im out of ideas

had exact same feeling just 2 minutes ago and was going to come post about it here

you probably wouldn't eat pussy either
i mean you just know that... ok i will just stop there

>Reminder HPK are good guys and >a fucking weasel are bad guys

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Hämpton mentioned!
youtube.com/watch?v=U2vcE1CDTWA

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bunch of jerks

disinfect the bowl with hard liquor

Kek

>he doesn't know Convoy

I heard of spinning in his grave but this is too much!

what country is that?
weird customs.

sh/a/rks

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Vancouver never recovered, they got fucking BTFO in every game Boston won

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no idea africa someplace

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Holy grail

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Should i just drink?

Flyers suck.

tell me something I don't know

REFS REEEE
FUCK HPK

no car part stream?

I NEED to know which Imagine Dragons/Panic! At The Disco popshit single is being rolled out for the Finals lads

no

you may thank telia jews

game 7 of the finals, overtime, and I'm not even able to witness it

Would be sweet to see HPK win

listening to based stenius

Isn’t the game on finnish broadcast tv

>tfw telia is my ISP

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NU JÄVLAR!

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STRAIGHT OUTTA HÄMPTON ANOTHER CRAZY ASS WHITE TRASH

youtube.com/watch?v=gZPb6JjLK2s

Fucking this.
I'm seething.

neekeri

Is it over for the Blue Jackets? They looked baaaad last game

>listen to car part game radio
>the music in the arena is mongolian throat singing

Is there a mongolian with a stream for karpat hamenlinna?

I haven't found any stream for it.

areena.yle.fi/radio/ohjelmat/yle-puhe

we radio nao

the teds will rise again

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>bloos

Hope r*ndy didn’t make another one of those shit collages

have you done one for the ECHL?
muh sockies beat the oiluhs and are going to game 6 -_-
>it's alright if you haven't, obscure league; it's still a good feel

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>4OT
Why does the AHL get everything good

No good ever comes from shuckin and jivin

Hm will do but also
>be echl
>have a team called NFL
lel

Taco Bell Take: puck into net

what the fug did yle puhe just stop the hockey broadcast all of a sudden in the middle of ot

listen to based stenkka
radioplay.fi/radio-city/player/?region=cf5

works now

how is it that there is no fucking stream?
Are the jews behind it?

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CAR PARTS NO

Nice nice

Glad someone else other than kärpät took it home this year

AHAHAHAHAHA NICE ONE HEPONIEMI

HPK WINS

Reminder the nhl apologized to us

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The stream is behind a paywall.

THE GOOD GUYS WON

BASED

Hepo did what?

MUH IMAGINARY APOLOGY
>sorry ur shit t. gary

i eat ass

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took a double minor

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Reminder that no matter the situation, there's no such thing as a playoff-worthy team that gives up four goals in five minutes

bad guys won because of refpuck

>us
please fuck off

kek

K E R H O
E
R
H
O

Feelio when your teams exit is forgotten because of tampa and vegas

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heponiemi is a cuck

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

Yesss so good to see HPK win, my grandfather's family came from Hämeenlinna

have sex

Can I get a Cliff Poo development update?

WHERE'S THE HOCKEY GARY

cliff who?

completely true

are you guys watching euro hockey tour? it's full of star players

Member when you fags said the Central was garbage this year?

Shut the fuck up Pissburgh

mental illness: the post

Finnish liiga bulls > NHL-stars

Where were you when North Carolina became hockey capital of the world?

>selling your teams off to KHL

LOL

Will we win skoda cup this year again?

no they didn't, keeping guzzling fake news desert dwelling methhead

He's the cousin of Jesse Poopoopeepee

>we
Which position do you play?

>skoda cup
don't talk about that shit. Everybody is so hyped here, and it is everywhere. Every single commercial on the tv, radio, outside is about the fucking skoda cup

>we
>implying you can skate

Cool. I thought Slovakia was a soccer-first country

Remember the last time we were in Bratislava?

Nope.
We are also selling nazi hockey water

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>sweden

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Cock-Mike :DD

FAKE NEWS

Do you consider yourself Swedish or Finnish?

lol he was so fucking overhyped that spring

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And in the end he became the best player on Wild. So in the end he wasn't overhyped lol.

But why? You can't speak Finnish can you?

Finland wins after all

Based Ahvenanmaa

That means nothing, the mild are fucking shit

finlandssvenska is FINNISH language.

>who is suter

Finland, you ever fuck a Swede? Sweden, you ever fuck a Finn? If so, tell stories.

Hockey btw

lmao this is vegas tier salt

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ive fucked up a swede

This is going to be weasel fans’s ”skate on the crease” for decades

i stand with finland

we dont need to latch onto single finals, because we can just win next year

Always support the underdog

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Post it

I can read some, wish I was better at it desu.

Why would espn write an article quoting the gm saying they apologized then

I feel the same way about svenska

As do I, we need their support to keep the s*ccer autists at bay

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Should I buy a Lehner jersey just for the memories of this season? I know he’s a free agent and I wouldn’t blame him for leaving if some crazy money is thrown at him. But his redemption hits on a personal level.

>no one mentioning the Minnesota wild
>I need someone to talk to about them

Who?

Fuck you

...

>no one taking about the wild
>they're all I can FUCKING think about

this is why i stand with finland

DIV1B
Poland beats Japan, thus allowing Estonia to possibly win the bronze medal of the division in a home tournament if they beat Ukraine today in any fashion!
It is the last game of Division 1B, and only Division 1A games remain tomorrow which decide who gets relegated to Division 1B.
Then we will have the World Championship starting on the 10th!

ESTONIA - UKRAINE LIVE 3RD PERIOD ABOUT TO START
youtube.com/watch?v=1_C1jaliAMc

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I need someone I can trust not some FUCKING f*nn who lies and cheats

Vegas should apologize for letting in 4 pp goals in 4 minutes

>not watching Sweden getting btfo by czechia

Frankly my knowledge of ice hockey is literally unparalleled
I have keenly followed every NHL season from ~2003 onwards, and can recite the score of every Stanley Cup series even further back than that to about 1965 off-hand, thanks to online research since then.

Aside from being a statslord, I also have a mental montage of literally 10,000 hockey goals: the scorer, the goalie, the path of the puck, everything

I am an admirer of the finer nuances of the game and have a deeper understanding of certain hockey concepts than any of you can even conceive.

Honestly, there isn't a a single name of a hockey player you can throw at me that I won't have some kind of opinion of, I am even an enthusiastic follower of hockey beyond the NHL world and take nearly as much interest in a scorecard from the Finnish Region Division Two as I do from any NHL match

I would go as far as to call myself an eternal scholar of the game.

This. They let in 2 in two minutes even if it was a minor penalty. They should apologize for being cocky faggots who thought they were gonna win it all as a new expansion team.

Newcastle vs Liverpool who you got?

#cupin3

You mad?

EESTI *clap* *clap* *clap* EESTI *clap* *clap* *clap* EESTI *clap* *clap* *clap* EESTI *clap* *clap* *clap*

>sunbelt delusions
Lick my balls hill billy

Any predictions?

>#cupin3
More like #foldin3
Lmao anyone here remember the California Golden Seals? My dad and I went to their games and everyone was going crazy predicting #cupin1. That's their reincarnation as the Golden Knights in case you didn't know where the name came from, btw.

For me, it's Chinese kids wearing Bollywood attire while singing about curry
youtube.com/watch?v=Xhqwca35it8

Randy will admit he’s gay soon

if i didn't already know ted is from akron, i would guess he was finnish

By what margin do the Bruins win tonight?

I'm thinking 5-1

>Finland win
>Kärpät lose
>Sweden lose
Today is a good day.

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Redpill me on the Isles. Where do they draw their fan base from? What's their endgame as a franchise? I mean after they moved to Brooklyn they are not even the Islanders anymore lmao. Was the idea that they were to represent the state of NY as opposed to a NYC team? Now the two are literally next to door to each other. What's the point.

Why do we suck at hockey?

teds win 3-2

Magpies

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No you dont. You won olympic gold when it mattered

Because I am fat and can't skate so I shitpost here. You?

Press F for Jeff.
>youtube.com/watch?v=FTSoI1IZRL4

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>A land
What? Can you be more specific please?
RARE

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Fuck off newfag

get out please

oh no no no

>a land between Finland and Sweden

>losing to tjeckien

You will burn in the river of fire for this

Why do Canadians and Americans care so little about Skoda Cup?

Sorry, lad. It had to be done.

Åland, google it

Sweden here. No one in Sweden even cares about hockey. Sweden is a basketball city.

The nhl playoffs are on. The states in general dont give two flying fucks about hockey, except some whitetrash people in new england

Maybe bad marketing? I don't know anything about it. I don't think I ever heard it ever mentioned or broadcast on TV.

F

If they streamed it with a live chat I'd watch it and spam slurs

rude

No, sorry man. Its just a land.

Ah, I see. I thought it was a joke, like an "unknown proxy", a land.

They are "juntti" as we say in Finland. North-America has always dragged behind Europe which is the culture of the world. They will care in a decade or so as they are always behind us that much.

2-2 tie

Swinland and Finden wtf

Best Minnesota wild players
>suter
>staal
>parise
>gaborik
>dumba
>granlund
>sucker
>seeler

Jeff is doing fine knowing there’s a future and >we have the next karlsson in dobson, plus there’s hope. I get to laugh at toronto regardless even when swept

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t. Erkinjuntti

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It kind of is though, since Åland actually is rightful swedish clay

aye
youtube.com/watch?v=S2H6U1J4Qd0

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Obviously trolling but as someone who played hockey in Europe for 5 years I can assure European fashion will NEVER catch on you dress like Eddie Murphy in an 80s comedy special

youtube.com/watch?v=elueA2rofoo

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Åland > Gotland

>A finnish land where Swedish is spoken
I am really confused. Are you Finoswedes?
I read that the most famous Finns like Linus are all Finoswedes. If there is war between Sweden and Finland, which side would you take?

league of nations says no

Is that xev bellringer?

which league did you play in

Every popular thing in Europe will become popular in America after 10 years. It has always happened. America is dragging behind.

based degenerate

DEL
You've got it EXACTLY backwards

finlandssvenska is FINNISH language.

Not even Russia thinks that. Gotland is a more valuable pawn in the battle of control over the Baltic sea.

they're wrong

>During the Finnish Civil War, in 1918, Swedish troops intervened as a peacekeeping force between the Russian troops stationed on the islands and "White" and "Red" Finnish troops who came from Finland over the frozen sea. (Historians[who?] point out that Sweden may have in reality planned to occupy the islands.) Within weeks, the Swedish troops gave way to German troops who occupied Åland at the request of the "White" (conservative) Senate of Finland.

Swedish cucks could have just taken it when it was free for all.

BASED AND REDPILLED

Do Quebecs take the side of France? What a retarded question .

lmao

>It is autonomous, demilitarised ...
Åland would be what Sweden has been to the world wars in a war between Sweden and Finland

>Åland
Well it says it right there, that 'o' on top of A, I believe Finnish doesn't even have that character. So it is basically a copyright. You need to invade them and claim it back.

Wrong.

Yes.
What the fuck do you think?

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They do, what a retarded response

That's a wrong and stupid comparison. Where is Quebec with respect to France and where is Aland, right in between.

I'm about to kick all of your fucking asses UNLESS you tell me your favorite player on the Minnesota wild

Nice try kike fucks but you will NEVER divide the brotherhood between Sweden and Finland.

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heyy

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So you have absolutely nothing to do with Sweden? No swedish influence? 100% Finnish?

Yeah, that is kind of a different approach to politics than the finnish banging you head against a wall-tactic

Yeah, Åland is literally swedish for "river land".
We will have it, when the time is right.

double wrong

Based.
FUCK the US
and
FUCK kikes

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So i guess multiculti is europes fault and we can stop being blamed for it now. Negrophilia originated in france after all

that Swiss guy is pretty good

Who?

>no hockey for 4 more hours
based

>jews trying their patented divide-and-conquer tactic
Not today fags.

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charlie coyle

It was /ourturn/

No bully brother

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Ted relocane ecf will make Gary cry
>best timeline desu
go knights

for me, it's the Seattle Sockeyes

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based
Åland indepedence when

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nope, finnish alphabet
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v x y z å ä ö

Just woke up.

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El Nino

Definitely Niederreiter.

Canes desu

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Based

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forgot dubya

Eric Staal

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But is a meme letter. You never use, right

>Kipinä

Top comfy

Is Minnesota the least sunbelt US state?

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Xheattle Dickgirls

The last time HPK won da canadab owl the Hurricanes won the Stan Lee cup.

Time to get a second mortage on that house Ameri-bros

>no afternoon hockey
Gary...

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Yöllinen potero, mukana röökiä ja viinaa
Siinä oli jotain

>not living in pacific time

Is there some funny politics going on ITT between Finland and Sweden?

Early game tomorrow though!

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keep the stove strawberry

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>caring about the most boring series

Viinaa? :D

It's potentially a series-ending game, they're always more entertaining to watch

I have to help my friend move so this works out actually

Technically we don't really use f, x or z either.

To the Finnish people, sisu has a mystical, almost magical meaning. Sisu is a unique Finnish concept. It is a Finnish term that can be roughly translated into English as strength of will, determination, perseverance, and acting rationally in the face of adversity. ... It defines the Finnish people and their character.

>tfw went outside like a good mosa and "patrolled" the nearby area thus stumbling onto a guy from another tent jacking of onto the practice mines

Needless to say, nobody wanted to touch the mines after that.

so the phrase 'fucking extreme zoo' is unthinkable for the average finn?

Loppusodassa meikällä oli mukana 3 pulloa viinaa :D oli mukava ottaa hömpsyä aina tilaisuuden tullen

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Do you think the Islanders needed him after all?

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Here we go again - who's got the bingo card?

Are you getting pizza after?

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they also have the jaundice laws, the nordics.

>gay Finns camping in the woods and drinking Mountain Dew
ha ha wew

It’s on its way now

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You don’t have to attach a carolinigger image to each post you make

hello randy

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his 1 (one) empty netter would have made all the difference

Yes he does newfag

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you don't have to be here if you don't like it

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Nice

>being a randy apologist
grim grim grim

That doesn't mean he has to or should you faggotry enabler

No I mean he has a mental illness, he literally can’t not post frogs.

Hal > Will > Ted > Sam > Randy

What, you guys actually think it's one person? Still?
I thought that you guys were just shitposting this whole time.

Thinkin bout hurricanes lads

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Gotta go out in public to watch hockey because no internet and no digital antenna. Wish me luck lads.

>half-eaten tent with mildew marks

As is expected.

there are some really really stupid people here, you shouldn't be too surprised

This is the post.

Go be gay someplace else

get tanked before going to the bar, it'll be cheaper and drunks will be more tolerable

Every day, I try to have faith in people.
And every day, I am disappointed.

Well it does star on June and if you live in the Coast is a good thing to be prepared desu

Finland? More like FUNLAND :DD

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>he hasn't experienced true comradery of spooning with his squad mates

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For me it’s not being able to stop drinking once i start haha genetically inherited alcoholism haha

what a fucking post

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like pringles haha

Finland? More like Friendland

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i know that feel, i'm an alcohol

Waiting patiently for Sweden to apologize for war atrocities against Norge

For me, it's never starting in the first place because of stories like this that I heard growing up.

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alcohol is the ennemy, running away from your ennemies is for cowards

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We haven't really had a chance to ask, who are you rooting for now that the Leafs are out?
The only other teams that I remember having Danes on them (Winnipeg and Washington) are also out.

this tbf

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2006
>HPK champion
>Carolina champion

2019
>HPK champion
>______ champion

time is a flat circle

>implying they don't clean it 500 times before presenting it to the team

I'd be more worried about the cleaning solutions i'm ingesting.

T. Brad Marchand

>2006 was 50 years ago

>all the carparts fans seething about the high stick call
best timeline desu

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The Blue Jackets have Bjorkstrand still, so I'm hoping to see them make it far desu, also 'cause it'd mean that the Bruins would be eliminated
Always liked the Canes too, generally just enjoying the games right now
Thanks for asking!

is the third season any good?

Former sunbelter here. It's been hilarious watching the NHL crash and burn but in all seriousness we can't let the hill billys get the nuclear codes.

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>blues, the only team with no finns in it is on the verge of elimination
its coming home lads

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Better than the second but not as good as the first

Who /horse/???

>derby's on the nbc

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kaapo kakko desu

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Memes aside, is San Jose Sharks /our team/?

>NBC has shilled that shit for long enough that we're getting meta-shilling on /hoc/ now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Found this at thrift store. /hoc/ soundtrack

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Frida Karlsson is so fucking cute it hurts.

Off to bed lads. Se you in the early morning.

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>it's a possibility

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>it does not slip

She is

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>this is "cute"
beyond grim

that's a big chin

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you don't want chinlet offspring do you

*sips negroni*

Liverpool will slip
its in their nature to slip
screencap this lads n fags

This is now /frida/

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>Shannon defended Kendall
grim

based and wife material-pilled

*hits the dab*

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>throat singing
based
youtube.com/watch?v=WsB9P5ziaCM

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Finland Sweden and Norway should join together and as a single powerful viking nation rid the world of the beady eye Anglo problem..

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Jesse Poopoopeepeejarvi

Yes. But we should take pity on Denmark and include them too tbf

be ready to defend /hoc/ from slipposting

youtube.com/watch?v=tAr8RrTP9F4

Based or no?

Did I hear someone say they wanted to hear user's Google history?

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Since a couple of teams have done it before them as I understand, it's meh tbf

Cute

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raising canes, bojangles or Zaxbys for official food of the canes?

Scandinavia stronk

Yes, please!

Canes better not be reddit as shit next season d.esu

Can't wait to see him repping the Canes, that colossal faggot.

Cookout tbqh, Bojangles second

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State of this post

cute

I prefer it when people are white

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Based.

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>still 2 hours and 15 minutes till puck drop

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Could someone post me the original
>alpha bracket
please?

Comfy Canes Cat over here

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NBC is making the league wait until the evening because they want six hours of coverage for two minutes of horses running.

>and it's the most boring match-up
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Para ice championship usa vs Canada starting now on NBC sports

can't wait for the three peat lads

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i respect old people like him who say ridiculous shit because he probably most likely doesn't really recall the "bunch of jerks" thing so he probably doesnt really even care about eating his foot. based don cherry

The sharks will lose tonight and again on monday

Maoris and Samoans would dominate this """sPOOrt""" if we decided to

Why are finns so autistic?

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Diver - Avalanche
Shark - Sharks

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Sweden has too much influence.
Very evident in Swedish born players like Jesse Puljujärvi.

i'm like 4 of those, am I okay

>CBJ @ BOS start time 7:15

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The shark is just saying hello

you think slenderman would have the agility to be a chara like top dman or would he just be a pk specialist to clog up the lane with his reach

shark is like
>BOOP :3

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>pooins

Business idea:every team adopts a post game celebration like the storm surge

business idea: (you) stop eating and drinking

Only a few more good boy points until my gf lets me buy a new Hurricanes jersey!

nhl player skins in fork night when

>didn't have one before the ploffs
Nigga, put that shit on credit. Fuck that bitch.

oh jeez, really late in the afternoon and i almost forgot to post

>isles
>incels
>we dont need you

>tfw no one cared about islels elimination day other than >rags and >laffs posters
>tfw only SHIT teams left

What rock are you under?

yes

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Win or Lose, I stand with /TedNation/

>he didnt drink it
>he pussied out
>the only California team without a cup
No

>tfw can drink toilet water in finland cause its the same like drinking tap water which is clean af

feels great desu

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the water is clean, but it touches the bowl

thinking about investing my arab oil money into a struggling hockey team and turning them into a powerhouse

thinking about sticking to our own game, making every shift count, getting the puck deep and on net, staying hard on the forecheck and with our D, and playing a full 60 minute game. Every game is a must-win imho

Based Coaches players

bruins

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What were your overall impressions of this thread ?

Sure feels like off season already

Thinking about selling more knives

i have a great post lined up for the next thread, lads

Slow. Been watchan tiktok thots to pass the time

I know a bunch of retards got 3 day vacations for those stupid Yea Forums tier roll picture yesterday.

I always reply to trip fags and their b8 to derail the thread and enable them to piss people off. I always give a (You) to Kippers and Mariya.

give us a preview

If the next thread is made by a Fin I'm going to flip

would be alot more electric if our golden knights were still playing huh

hasb should have made the ploffs instead of teds

No because we wouldn't get to laugh at Tampon Bay

hasb would've swept them too

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the sweep was happening either way m8

love Finland 2bh

new

what if its a finn larping as a estonian?

shant