OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

Just the two 3pm top-flight kick-offs on the last Saturday of the 2018/19 English league season:

>West Ham United v Southampton
>Wolverhampton Wanderers v Fulham

The only lower league games at 3pm today are the final round of matches in League Two, with full permutations of what could happen in the basement division in the next post.

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youtube.com/watch?v=K6iRHbWDXEY
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twitter.com/FranchiseOwl
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EFL LEAGUE TWO PROMOTION, PLAY-OFF AND RELEGATION PERMUTATIONS

>Mansfield will be promoted if they avoid defeat against MK Dons, while MK will be promoted if they win.

>Newport will secure the final play-off spot if they win. A draw will also be enough if Exeter fail to win. A defeat would be enough if Exeter lose and Colchester, Carlisle and Stevenage fail to win. Exeter will secure the final play-off place if they win and Newport fail to win. A point will be enough if Newport lose and Colchester do not win by more than one goal. Colchester will secure the final play-off place if they win and Newport and Exeter lose, or if they win by two goals, Newport lose and Exeter draw. Carlisle will secure the final play-off place if they win, Newport and Exeter lose and Colchester fail to win (providing Stevenage also do not win by four more goals). Stevenage will secure the final play-off place if they win, Newport and Exeter lose and Colchester and Carlisle fail to win (or the same scenario but they score four more goals than Carlisle's win).

>Notts County will be relegated if they fail to win. They will also be down if they win and Macclesfield avoid defeat. Macclesfield will be relegated if they lose and Notts County win.

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>Tottenshit

>national league playoff final is likely to be salford v fylde
Please save us from this shit Eastleigh.

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>L2 play-off final could be MK Dons v Forest Green Rovers

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lads lads lads
guess what?
i went to a game

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Any streams for Mansfield vs MK?

Have fun lad

Remember you can't greentext in person

saturday 3pm lad so probably not

should have played them bank holiday monday

Nice file name.

thanks i will

you've been here too long

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Lads, what the fuck is this shit: I'd take the old tripfag drama over this bollocks.

Good choice as well

>fuck franchise fc

who /stags/ here?

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Lads where is final score?
I've got snooker and equestrian trials here but no Garth Crooks

>briefly, and I do mean briefly-
>gets cut off
lel

this aged well
youtu.be/yoq6cuZeTMw

well at least both of them got out of league one eventually

pride of the west country
we know what we are
youtu.be/R-Uy2y6bQEY

kek

>slags

>losing to silly dresser man

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Baffles me that people still rate Ronaldo over Messi

But someone having a mental breakdown over that whole argument? That just seems too much even for me.

I just treat threads like that like annoying toddlers on trains

Just ignore them and let them scream until they tire themselves out or realize no one is paying attention to them

Just going down the shop for a caramac and a pack of pickled onion monster munch for the slip game later.

Anyone want anything?

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>If lelds lose tomorrow, and WBA win, Lelds finish 4th and will face Villa in the play-off semi's

Thai Chicken McCoys and a #3 scratch la

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Wish I could do the same. Unfortunately Yea Forums looks to be getting overran by literal children now whose only interest is Ronaldo/Messi and the PL's big clubs.

Wouldn't want baggies in the final

Traveling on the same trains as them would be a nightmare

Not to mention the smell

Anyone got a stream for soccer saturday?

Fuck me that pic is colourful

West Ham goal webum.

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You got a loicense to display them fags!?

Cant wait for them both to move on to China or MLS

That is some dog shit defending

>pooport

It's made this board total cancer. Yea Forums hasn't been the same since Euro 2016.

pscp.tv/w/1ypKdvyjBeNJW

Mark Noble for England

What needs to happen for Wolves to go to Europe if they stay 7th? Chelsea/Arsenal winning EL?

Manchester City have to win the FA Cup.

Man city winning the fa cup

I totally forgot about the Cup.. thanks

>Milner is out of contract at the end of the seasono
Where's he going lads

If they get promoted, villa

Where can i follow the League 2 games? My team is playing

Sky sports app

I mean like actually watching the games

>Levante won
>West Ham winning
>Wolves can't score at home to fucking Fulham
youtube.com/watch?v=k5hWWe-ts2s

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Tell me where this is so I can report them to the ciggy police. In breach of his loiscense

There's a thing called iFollow that might work, but I'm not sure how many league 2 teams are set up for weekly live streams

>Sol

has anyone ever figured out what's up with footballers and awful, awful hair? brain damage from repeated headers?

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>Tfw Peterhead win more silverware this year than klopps entire reign as Liverpool manager

He's fine as it stands. A Notts County goal though...

>People think that Wolves will beat Liverpool
HOWLING HAHAHAHAHA.

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>small newsagents
>sells 5 different types of calculator

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They have more money than they know what to do with

Wolves set up is really good against the better teams

But against lower table teams they're utter shite

Surrounded by suck ups too afriad to tell them they look stupid

had their egos massaged all their life

then why do they seemingly cut their own hair and use only the cheapest dime store hair dye?

Not like they haven't done it before.

2 GOALS

'MON THE HEED

'Member when the Yeovil lads were in the Championship? Now they will play Boreham Wood next season.

Really makes you think if going up is actually the good choice. Sometimes is better to stay at your proper level

Respect to Burton

The barber tells them its a premium cut

I just want them promoted so we can see AFC Wimbledon play them again

I got a couple of 4 pack ciders and a 4 pack of lager knock offs from Aldi, desu might just get loads of crisps to eat with it

Its an old picture lad, look at the Doritos

>tfw all the games I want to watch are later on. Oxford is 17:30, Liverpool is 19:45 I think

>Not watching the Women's FA Cup Final

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At least you can watch the Oxford game, Pompey can't watch theirs

Will they show any League 1 games on TV? I want to see the drama in the battle for relegation.

I think this Scunthorpe guy i follow on YT will cry if they go down

It's City vs West Ham, rather boring. I'd have watched Arsenal due to the English lasses there.

>Man City wins lol

Why not?

Fuck England

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It's not on iFollow, you can only get radio coverage. Annoying desu

Please do not lump generic London teams with the whole of England

This battle for the final playoff spot is more interesting than the entire Premier League.

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I’d prefer norf fc desu

Ah. K e k. To be fair, I don't even know if Oxford is on desu, not checked as I dunno if I'm up for it atm.

Southend v Sunderland is on.

Carlisle to nick it to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the Jimmy Glass goal.

jesus

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Hey, thanks for not ignoring me

I'd rather see Plymouth x Scunthorpe tho.

Greatest moment in footballing history.

youtube.com/watch?v=K6iRHbWDXEY

Sadly it killed Scarborough FC and the always hilariously named McCain Stadium. Ironically Carlisle did fall out of the league a few years later.

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why would you go to a match there of all stadiums?

Need to score 8 in the next 40 minutes

NOTTS COUNTY STAYING UP

No they don't

Wait nevermind they do. I thought they were losing

Macclesfield will go down, Sol will get sacked and there'll be an uproar about black football managers.

What the fuck is wrong with Tottenham?

Absolute scenes

unnecessary reminder the mccanns left portugal instead of collaborating with local police to find their daughter
youtube.com/watch?v=x_ZdDTsFC2g
they are guilty

Macclesfield on course to be the first team in National League history to be immediately relegated back to the division.

Mick McCarthy is to blame for that, you know.

Pretty much everyone here thinks so too

holy shit

They're fucked if they go down. They'll never again have a season like they did when they won it, they're broke and the National League is full of shit tier moneybags hobby clubs now.

More likely for him to walk. They were doomed when he took over.

>Wolves
FUCKING SCORE YOU USELESS TWATS!

Those clubs will eventually all go up

GOAL GOAL GOAL

Sol Campbell is doing it. Black managers are showing how good they can be when given the chance

Fucking Mansfield

Hope Exeter don't stink up the playoffs again too, rather have Colchester

West Ham second goal webum.

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jesus wept

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

SWINDON FOOTBALL CLUB

IT'S OVER, NOTTS COUNT ARE GOING DOWN

>that shot of wolves fans

Good Lord Brits are ugly

>notts

West Ham third goal webum.

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top kek

>aints
Good thing they're already safe. This is embarrassing.

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>FOOTBALL STATUS: SOLved

I picked the wrong game

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FUCKING FINALLY

About this, lads

Ahahahahaaaaahahahajaaaa

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AWOOOOOOOOO~

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Disallowed mate.

Cute!

was just about to post that

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F

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5670niiiiiiine

remember when they were going all the way to the prem

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>(you)
Nice dubs though, la

Ahahahaha Swindon 2-1 Uwotts County

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Meadow Lane is going to be bouncing when the likes of Boreham Wood, Harrogate Town, Gateshead and Dover Athletic turn up with 15 away fans in full voice.

>we have a ten year plan

Honestly by the time I posted it was disallowed they ended up scoring and I started to wonder if the stream was lagging or you were referring to the disallowed goal lmao.

>Sol Campbell relegates Notts County, his former club

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been there twice, both times we were absolutely gash and got battered by Notts County (years ago now)

comfy ground though desu

15 minutes until Sol Campbell demands a premier league job

racist if he doesn't get one desu

>hate that Sol cries racism but also hate him because he's black

'ate Swindon
Luv Oxford
Ain't racist, just don't like the Commie Block Shithole.

sending Exeter my energy

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simple as

>The National League liked this tweet

Top banter

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>MK Dons currently going up

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Where is Solihull Moors user

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

Would be a shame for em to go down cause that would make fucking Stoke the oldest club in the football league

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that cunt got too big for his boots

Don't bully the Solihull Moors user he is a local team faithful and exemplary Yea Forumserg

Your choice of viewing:

Cardiff v Crystal Palace: League One final day:

This nigga look 30

MK Dons v Sunderland next year lads

>Oldham

based and honkpilled

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EXCUSE ME SHITLORD
you will be watching the women's FA cup final

>Notts County out of the football league after 131 years

PARTY TIME IN MACC
youtube.com/watch?v=K7_wH5Y9nqY

RIP
So who's the oldest now?

Newport County then

Stoke, la.

>mk dons

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...

Sterk.

>Newport County v Sunderland

oh grim

>Sunderland going to Forest Green

>Dean Lewington is STILL playing for MK Dons

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>This MK Dons pitch invasion

Do they know they're literally the most hated club in the UK?

Don't worry Notts, la. You gotta go down to come back stronger. Oxford United were first club to win a domestic cup and get relegated to non-league iirc.

Everyone I met when I went to MK seemed like they'd had a lobotomy. It's like the logical conclusion of British capitalism or something. Freaks.

>Sunderland going to MK Dons

>Dean Lewington is still only 34

Their Finnish bandwagoner will be pleased: twitter.com/FranchiseOwl

>they're literally the most hated club in the UK?
They're not really hated, more like laughed at. Leeds or Millwall are the most hated.

>they're literally the most hated club in the UK
They're not though. The vast majority of people couldn't give a toss about them.

>Who are Leleds
>Who are MEELWULL
MK Dons aren't even fucking remembered.

>Solihull Tories
Kek

>MK Dons promotion party turns into a bloodbath

Fucking kek

The most important result today. Well done Yorkshire.

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Oh Christ, have they started battering each other?

"Unsavoury scenes at stadium MK"

based

Having a punchup and throwing chairs etc according to Jeff

fucking franchise

>recognising stuff that should be British clay

Yorkshire vs London derbys are pretty feisty

Cringe.

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>franchise go up
>afc wimbledon go down
pls no

the fucking state of these cunts

I wish nothing but disaster on this fucking club - today is a sad day

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>banned
Absolutely no idea why

Based CONIFA, I might watch the euros this summer.

Daily reminder Wolves are going to dick the Premier League next season.

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>Danny Dyer doing a promo for West Ham lasses

what happened to this season?

until they learn how to play against relegation battles they'll never dick it

G O D S
O W N

Banned? What?

>>afc wimbledon go down
Hope not. Looking forward to more of this banter

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>this requires a fine
What world are we living in?

What? It's fine worthy because it's considered unfair to the other team.

EFL won't do shit about actual chaos clubs like Bolton, but will take the time to punish stuff like this or Accrington Stanley's chairman for buying his players McDonald's

>unfair
in what way?

Nobody cares, Wankerman.

Because the rules state that you give both names in full on the match day pamphlet? They did it for bants and got fined. Who cares? Had they been docked points, you'd have a wew moment.

Unbelievably rude.

They dicked the top 6. And really, only fucked up mightily against Huddersfield and Brighton.

Well do us a favour and dick Liverpool.

>Top 6 = Premier League
You also forgot Cardiff.

My point is that rule is unnecessary. MK Dons were not harmed by doing this.

Except match day pamphlets are considered memorabilia.

Oh no! How will MK Dons ever recover?

Mate you're pretending that getting a fine for breech of EFL rules is akin to the shit our government does to our own population. It isn't that big of a fucking deal you deluded nonce.

Where did that guy even say that?

See >What world are we living in?

But then also smashed Cardiff at home.

Wolves have an issue creatively breaking down clubs who let them keep possession but I'll take dicking the top 6 and the occasional frustrating loss to Burnley.

You are a MK apologist and EFL bootlicking nonce

That's quite the inference you've made there.

I'm saying its laughable that such a rule even exists and no its not a big fucking deal so why fine a little club over it?

And all the while Bolton is in shambles and doing nothing about it. Good to know their priorities.

Especially since clubs aren't even required by the football league to produce programmes anymore, and I rather suspect AFCW won't for the MK game next season.

The buildings are so wide apart there it feels like a Soviet city

Hoping to roll Bristol over and Luton to bottle it so we can be champions

;^)

It was designed on Los Angeles. That might explain it.

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christ its disgusting

The mk bowl is pretty cool at least

KEK, FUCK OFF COLIN WANKER

bit echoey for me