Battle of the Nations 2019

Wow. Great comeback from the UK there to take it 2-0. The Poles made some good in-roads early on with some UK mistakes (and poor Belarusian footwork) given Poland the upper hand. But even that along with the roar of a rather partisan crowd wasn't enough and the UK brought it back with some great technique.

You know it.

These Brits can fight. The commentary is pretty good too.

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>USA vs Russia
based

Russia vs USA up next. How many deaths?

wat the fuck am i watching

The Russians are roided up but the yanks have guns

Why isn't team usa wielding tomahawks and shit?

Those American flags! Nice heraldry you got there burgers

1 - he chokes on the dick of his "opponent"

Embarrassing display America

Based LARPing

Are Russia the tourney favourite now?

America has literally never fought a war with those weapons.

I forgot about this comfy show changed to a new pc so I dont have any of my pics saved

>Tfw the jews got btfo

Any reason Eastern Euros are so good at this shit?

America got so fucked up that first round they need medical aid. Embarrassing

each team should be able to have a guy on an horse

Probably football hooligans used to hand to hand combat

>Those medieval vuvuzelas

absolutely based

cam on freedom! Fire up sebbos

>yanks too fat to charge
just kidding lads, glad to see you take part

in the event of a draw each side gets a cannon for sudden death

Thanks bro, too bad >we suck

Lads who can stop Russia?

is this the final day? How many more fights?

Ukraine. Literally Batman vs Superman at this point

Nah, Russia are the antagonists now.

>You might be alive in time for VR to become so advanced that battle of nations will become the #1 sport

Soon lads

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Wonder if this would get banned here for being 'too dangerous'

Damn we're losing this one lads

This is the closing musical act tonight

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Will Ukraine be able to withstand the Russian charge?

Dudes on the backends look to normal to be in such a band

Hold it in Ireland no bother, nobody cares about safety over here

>There will be 150 vs 150 this year

HOLY SHIT

cringe af desu

No way. Sauce?

commentator was just talking about it saying it will be tomorrow

dem banderas be hittin doe

That's gonna be so much fun.

Interviewer should be dress as a maiden

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great gum to teeth ratio

You just KNOW

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Gub luck Binland

IT'S COMING HOME

everyone leave?

France are solid. Finland has some good fighters but not enough.

running to the shoppe, you want anything

Stuck at work with no wifi, is there going to be highlights shown tonight?

Ukraine vs Bongs now. Ukraine would be favourites

Curious to see how China do

Hang on that Ukrainian looked about 4 ft tall

Flaggan of mead

Dwarf

UK needs a fat drummer to fire them up

Halbadeirs are sneaky fuckers

Beautiful British accent

>Medieval competition
>usa

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They got btfo by the Russian charge earlier but not bad against Serbs

some propa units on the serbia team

YOU ESS AYY YOU ESS AYY YOU ESS AYY YOU ESS AYY YOU ESS AYY YOU ESS AYY YOU ESS AYY YOU ESS AYY YOU ESS AYY YOU ESS AYY YOU ESS AYY YOU ESS AYY

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>Medieval festival
>USA China
looking forward to it. Seems funky

Are these lot even Chinese?

Was that Brevik?

Australia, NZ, Canada, and China. Poland about to get heemed

It's just wrestling in LARP gear.

How do they decide who is dead/eliminated/out?

When you fall over

Chinese frank velly weak

Finland vs Russia. Watch out for Russia charge tactic

FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

How does this work ? They can't be using real weapons can they ?
It doesn't look like wood either ?
What's the goal, are there any rules ?

russia is too good

If you get knocked to the ground you're out

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m-maybe next time finnbro

CAM ON INGURLAND (and ireland and scotland and wales)

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They're real weapons blunted

why does this broad not know how to use the microphone

All the actual chinese are on the left, watch them crumble leaving the big strong and muscular anzacs and leafs outnumbered

IT'S COMING HOME BOYS

GET THE BODYBAGS

Is the UK team all Polish?

France are about to fuck you up

>france
>fucking anything up except themselves

Apologise

it's only round 1, comeback incoming

Just tuned in, it's day 3 how long does it last? Till monday?

Good fight, unlucky it was really close

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great fight, hats off to both teams

It ends tomorrow i think

I see. Are Russians BTFOing everyone as usual with a team of wrestlers and MMA fighters?

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charge!

what a disgrace

>Russian guy with Bernese Coat of Arms
wut

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oбвинять!

mercenary

some French aswell kek

French confirmed crazy guys contre charge there, brave

What the shit even america is in this lmao
Isn't it supposed to be only medieval nations?

>1/128 german heritage i'm medieval too

There's Australians in the China team, get your head around that

ffs burgers, do like you did against the frogs

>We wuzzing - the sport

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burgers win this round

Is the 5v5 team deathmatch already over? That was always my favorite format.

:^}

wasn't medieval america just a bunch of naked indians using all the parts of a buffalo? we'd get destroyed by wippipo and their iron

lol 1 ded

Poles got smoked
No, not like that.

AGATHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kino series

>France wins
>French fighters remove helmet
>THOSE WERE NGUBUS

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where is the schedule?

Ngubus have fought for her for ages. Ngubugetorix once kicked Julius Caeser in the balls

Sorry in advance, UK

Will bongs also charge?

Russiawinslol

lads how the fuck do we stop the ruskies?

jesus russia, stop making us look like children

someone webm those two face hits

This is surprisingly entertaining can see it becoming popular

>you're going home in a fucking ambulance
how say this in rus?

get a miserable hopeless life first

Did him a favour by smashing out his british teeth

Russia more like Rush-ya

funny and comedypilled

Ok lads, who wins Ukraine vs France?

ukraine of course, usual ukraine russia final

Name 1 (one) reason why doctors shouldn't be wearing this kino

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Is this the only competition of this sport?

people have been saying that for ten years, it is never popular.

This is 30 vs 30. There's 5v5, 21v21, duels, other stuff, tomorrow is 120v120

It'll actually be 150 v 150 tomorrow. The first time it has been done. I don't know if that's just a one off fight or multiple teams have been put together but certainly many countries will be forming up together.

Right so next up for the bronze it's (as ever) UK vs France.

After that the big match for the gold (also as ever): Russia vs Ukraine

Nice
That was absolutely brutal.
Yeah people always say that but I think its current obscurity as well as the cost of entry with all that gear and I'd imagine is a barrier. Just imagine this in the Olympics though, acted out at the host city's big fuck off castle...

They going to have like Ukraine and Russia on the same team? France and England working together? Could be kino

Looks like they just mash all the 30v30 teams that entered into 2 separate teams prior to the competition so they could talk tactics. I don't know the competitions but you gotta hope the Russians and Ukrainians are separated just to keep it sane. The only guys I know are together are Poland and USA since they called off their 5th place match to save on injuries.

C a r n a g e

wtf france, the script

RETREAT

This is why they keep the channel islands

Ok big boy time

Ukraine will walk slowly forwards into the Russian charge, and then the lights will go off

If you're just scrolling past, this is the one to watch. 30v30 Russia Vs Ukraine. Brutality almost guaranteed for the gold medal.

First round of attrition but the Russian machine ground it out eventually pouncing with a superb drive.

kek they even have motivational speeches, this is awesome
btw whats the name of that russian the commentators mentioned, vasili something?

also
>serbian announcer starting rosija rosija chant
kek

ahahah he just said that this is a historic moment for serbia

>serbia
>little russia
Well done to Russia on the tourney, indomitable performance.

Russia take home the gold in what is a surprise to know but it sure is fun watching them beat their brethren into the ground.

Tomorrow brings the 150v150, mayhem, stretchers, terrible interviews and probably a spot of Russian dominance.

How much deaths are we going to see in tomorrows 150 vs 150?

>150v150
Yo what the fuck, since when do they do this?

First time doing it

There's no way that isn't gonna be a bloodbath lel

has anyone ever died in one of these? shit looks dangerous as shit
or badly injured at least? whats the worst that happened?

It's to celebrate their 10th anniversary apparently. Not sure what time but I think the day will start with duel finals so expect late afternoon. Probably a lot of setup involved.

There are always medics and ambulances on standby.
I happened to be in Prague when BOTN 2016 was on so I went there for a day and saw people being treated on the field multiple times.

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Also I should add that there's usually great sportsmanship, fighters always immediately check if their opponent is alright if something happens.

Fuck battle of nations, imcf is better

Saged

Nice hat dipshit. But yeah I'd love a piss up at one of these.

I think the worst injury I heard about was a guy losing an eye so he became a marshal but you get broken bones semi regularly and some stretchered off every couple hours. Since the 150 will be so big I can imagine things getting a bit dirtier if it's harder to marshal but they have a system where they raise a red flag if someone needs urgent help.

It's a pretty nice hat actually, gives rather good protection against the sun. Also good ventilation as it's made out of straw.
Only wear it on vacation though, don't wanna become a actual fedora tipper.

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