Based

MOI AULD MAYAN IS FROM FORREST GATE BUT HAD TO MOVE ART TO CHELMSFORD CUZ OF ALL THE MUZZERZ MOVIN IN. CAM ON YOU IRONS

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Woah that's a really cool post but

!!!!! DAILY REMINDER !!!!!

Messi vs Liverpool :
- He got slightly nudged and rolled around the pitch 4 times
- He literally punched Fabinho in the head
- He took a terrible freekick but unfortunately a Liverpool player scored an own goal

PATHETIC!

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well, what are they?

God I wish that were me

>1. He isn't you

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Liverpoo lost so the whole world celebrated

#15 >>>>> the rest of those goblinas.

who is no10 qt?

He has definitely fucked at least one of them

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#15

>It's a TV series

mite be good

if its not an anime style harem series, why even bother

It is though.

Based and redpi-
>he's the spoiled brat offspring of a media billionaire
bluepilled

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Gentlemen; envision, if you will, the aroma.

>10 staring lustfully at 15
muh dick

he literally is like the protagonist in a harem anime

1. Jack's favourite new lilo is a unicorn called Philippa
2. Rather than do A-Levels, Jack chose to do work experience at the club
3. Not all of the squad were totally au fait with what Jack did when he first took the job
4. Rosie Kmita's posh phone voice is not very convincing
5. Leaving home for the first time is a big deal for some of these young players
6. Jack believes anything is possible
7. Jack’s match-day superstitions are fairly snack-based
8. Kevin Costner is a big hit on the team bus
9. Jack can now use magic outside of Hogwarts after turning 19
10. Even the children of billionaires eat caterpillar cake on their birthday
11. There's no love when it comes to facing partners on the pitch
12. Football runs deep in some families
13. There's no hiding when you're Jack Sullivan
14. A few of the overseas players struggle with some of the foibles of English

>14. A few of the overseas players struggle with some of the foibles of English

Okay then overseas Yea Forums posters, what English foibles do you struggle with?

15. He's on his tiptoes behind those balls like Ronaldo

Would certainly give #15 a seeing to.

is the coach a guy or a dyke. Can't even tell anymore

literally the smug pepe tuxedo

looks like she's taking care of that herself

kek

I'd only watch if she is in this

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girl behind the 15 for me

kek

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>all white except for goalkeeper
what is this, bizarro football?

It’s alright tbqh

>11. There's no love when it comes to facing partners on the pitch
youtube.com/watch?v=xinLivR8Sp0

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Her face got more narrow.

>11. There's no love when it comes to facing partners on the pitch

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btw she’s an actual lesbian and shown in the show

>aguerina slots another one in
just end it!

I would struggle with the word foible for example

englel
where women look like men
and men look like women

Sorry it’s so shitty, I’m away from my pc atm

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>We was robbed
Was a nigger teaching them English or is this how people actually speak in East London?

That’s whitespeak mutt

isn't it 'we were robbed'.

BOSS

It's a common phrase for West Ham tbf

>two balls up front being stepped on
there's some femdom symbolism going on here

Was is past tense though my friend, it’s doesnt sound great but it’s not wrong either

>Spanish flag

Lolirrelevant

Apparently, an Amerijew said it first

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seriously, all your women look like that fat fuck comedian from the office with a wig
the only english female player in barcelona's women team looks like he's 50 lmao

>tfw no soccer qt to look at me like this
>tfw can't surround myself with 20 sweaty athletic women

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Meh, they arent the best but I prefer fucking foreigners anyway so it makes no difference to me.

Not sure why it seems to bother you so much though

instagram.com/p/Bjc12-shqPP/

west ham are now my favourite women's team.

Soccer girls butts

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knee socks

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is that ray quinn?

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give it time

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Moron can't even speak his own language lol. 'Was' doesn't refer to plurals. Use 'were' instead.

here's his mam back in the day

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based ramon

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he's a fucking weird cunt. follows some african voodoo religion which sacrifices animals

based yank not understanding european passion for their clubs makes them a family and thus one unit not a collective like a group of american consumers

IT'S NOT FAIR BROS

>number 7
My dick

She's not interested in your dick, la

he cute!

when do we get to manage the ladies in /trb/????

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you know the team goes to shit if he start fucking one of the girls right

can you still buy twat mags from the newsagents?

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you're lying if you said that you wont let joey shag you

Haircut and photo angle

When someone pays SI for the development costs, he said it would cost an extra £1m to add womens football

On an unrelated note, West Ham Ladies are sponsored by a shady energy drink company called Rich Energy who I'm sure would love to have the publicity gained from sponsoring FM with enough money to add West Ham Ladies into the game

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>16 year olds in jazz mags
Those were the days, lads.

C U T E

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>he's the son of the West Ham owner
not based

Is it called Thunder Muscle by any chance?

youtube.com/watch?v=kfPReIAKxeQ

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>she's losing
dropped

>tfw no ex porn slag mum
You just know he's spanked a few out to her old stuff

BANG IT IN DA FACKIN MIXA

Are those tattoos on her tits?

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>19 years old

she hit the wall pretty hard and pretty early

Are you retarded or just pretending?

of course, she used to get her gash out in mags

I can see CR7 managing a female side

wasn't it just softcore shit she did?
must be even worse for the lad from out numbered whose dad is ben dover and mum is linzi drew

are nets smaller in womens football, or do women just not understand how to shoot?

why are all female goalies womanlets what the fuck

What if he's fucking all of them?

Why is modern bowmanship so stupid with all the gadgets, I want to see men with wooden bows using there fingers.

just like in my anime

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there will be drama bitches fight to be the main girl and they'll play like shit bacuse they love to sabotage each other
as a man I would love to fuck all of them but it will definitely bring problems

>Women
they don't look any older than this dude

Somebody tell Rio these are obvious men in wigs.

garcia :3

>best guess: sitting

as an olympic sport i agree, but if I was allowed to for hunting or in a survival situation I'd love all the tech

>Boss, I'll do ANYTHING for a spot in the first team

imagine licking their sweaty asshole after a match oh god

my mate knows the west ham owner who he said he couldnt give a shit about womens football and has never attended a match

based

>we was robbed
lmao fucking cockney retards

>12

Unf, would give her some tapas if you know what i mean

gonna need a name here

You should watch the documentary. He's so dense it might as well be autism.

He’s definitely knobbed the entire midfield then, at least.

did his dad send him to the local secondary school for him to pick up that accent?

Real life football manager?

i'll have to thank his dad for publishing the based sunday sport

#15 is scratching her pussy

>fake boss
>fake sport
wew

WE WUZ ROBBED N SHIET

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME

I would rather not. Perfumes exist for a reason.

w-what do you think they do in the dressing room after a big win

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Very important to viewing the show on a patrician level.

I liked it when he was asking his dad for advice, its left unclear which area of his biography is being drawn upon.

>You've got a bunch of young girls there trying to live their dream
...says pops, gurning at the camera and chuckling.

Ah, the words that launched a thousand high cut g-strings.

More of a Paul Raymond man myself but fair play.

Why of all teams is she in a West Ham shirt? This is bizarre.

CAM ON WEST HAM, BANG IT IN THE FACKIN' MIXAH

>It's my first day as the new manager of West Ham United Women Football Club...and I'm running late.
>[Jack] (Pant...pant...of all the days to miss the alarm clock...)
>BUMP!!
>[Female] "NYAAAA!!! Watch where you're going, BAKA WANKER!"
>[Jack] (Hmm this is not a bad way to start my career here.)
>[Female] "Oi eyes up here, lad. Who do you think you are, looking at the white silky panties of the club's star striker?"
>["I'm Jack. Sorry about that."] or ["I'm Mr Sullivan. Your new manager."]

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BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE
The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

God I wish that were me (the target)

7/10, no nosebleed.

What can't Palmer Luckey do?

How can you have such shit teeth at 19? Do brits go to the dentist to get their teeth fucked or what?

It's more genetics, from what I've seen. I always wondered why some people had some fucked up horse mouths, and some people never had to go the dentist and had every a perfect set.

Dentists are a scam

>BAKA WANKER!
Zozzle

They are born with yellow teeth like they've been smoking for 30 years?

So this is real life Mai Ball?

>hiding the more manly looking players behind the kid
Clever.

>#15 scratching her balls

BTFO
T
F
O

Is this the first team? They all seem really young.