This does not slip now

go fuck a child Muhammad

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They are just taking it easy. Usually they are safe since they live high up the trees

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CUTE

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swans are assholes

What about other birds?

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God I wish either of those monkeys were me

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Dex fags
Strength chad

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don't let it slip

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That little movie doesn't really fit the expression now does it. If the monkey would've slipped he'd have fallen down due to his own fault but now he just gets fucking eaten by a what is it, lion or panther or something

>aquafresh education

Is this better?

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Reminder that today is the day of the slip
Don't you fucking dare going out instead of watching Liverpoo crash down

Lel yes

What, you think it's a tiger just because it's in the jungle? I don't see any stripes MATE

I think panthers are black

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>hawkuck

Is that woman retarded? Why doesn't she just go away?

*gulp gulp gulp*

my fucking sides

Bee btfo

>Is that woman retarded?
Yes

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>Ole´s at the tree

Them shrinking in size helped them as they can stay up in the trees away from predators. Most people don't know sloths used to be ground dwelling monsters that were like 10ft tall and weight a couple tons

Based /an/ thread

not as retarded as those faggots

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What's the bird with weird head and blueish wings?

Do you have the one with black bird dabbing?

Why did he do it bros?
Not sure sorry

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BRUTAL

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>you want sum

>The comfort in his eyes just before getting ripped apart
Poor lazy Sloth, just reached ultimate comfort to have it snatched away

here ya go

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Based German bro

wat????
how

Raccoons are elite

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cat owners are mentally sick

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I hope that's not a guy...

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so fallout 76 was real

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It's a sloth and a cougar mate

Based /span/ thread

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>Them shrinking in size helped
thats not how it works
only small sloths survived and procreated and all the large sloths got eaten or died of starvation

they didn't actually shrink

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Sojka, a eurasian jay

GOAT

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Still the best one :3

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where are it's feathers :(

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>this does not slip now

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>BLACKED in the background
it just keeps happening

Hope a bunch of roaches invade your shit

Sorry user ;__;

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perro salva

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Based /span/

What's going on here? Is the falcon (or whatever it is) hunting the blueish birds that are obviously bigger than it?

the fuck is this guy's problem

yes. because the falcon has weapons and shit

Adelie penguins love a fight
youtube.com/watch?v=IvkfpgjBt5k

Manlet rage

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youtube.com/watch?v=ne-MJ5lltNI

ONE GOAT ON THE SHIRT

> good ol' slotho closes eyes in comfort
> B'awwww he likes like my pet
> Oh fuck that's not his paw shit fuck
> Whyyyyyy

Why is life so cruel sp?

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*based

only bird with a cock

you got that webm of a bunch of flamingos coming in frame all smug fancy like?

I think I know which webm you mean, but sorry I don't have it. Hopefully someone else has it and will post it

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The chad swan vs the virgin dog

>monkey
Hamid aub...

Is he ok?

how many goats do you see in this webm?

an hero

Holy fuck that swan is huge

Documentaries are the greatest thing to happen to tv.

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>gta physics

True

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I don't know whats worse the stupid fat women abusing her dog or interracial couple in background.

Tell me about South American football fields! Why do they attract the perro?

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t. dog

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Based kots

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is he american or mexican

200 IQ jump

That is fake right?

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Eichelhäher

absolute state of white women

OH NO NO NO NO NO

MODS

>>>/span/ always goat

Snitches get stitches

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a-alita..

Based cats putting the onions in their place

If that goat came up to me like that I wouldn't hesitate to snap its fucking neck and make a lesson out of it. It would be quick and easy, and the hegemony of the human race would be restored

Sometimes I go to lakes and rivers and sit around near the geese, staring at them, daring them to challenge me. I fantasise about snapping their necks should they ddcide to test me. None has as of yet but I eagerly await the day

Cmon buddy

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>blacked couple in the background
;_;

>Scouser deep within Southerner territory .circa 1943

she looks retarded

Eyes to die for

youtube.com/watch?v=kj5pXytIY_4

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when will they learn?

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Sorry user, but she's taken

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Cute :3

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based pelichad

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Found it, just for you Greekbro

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The worst part about it? That comfort you see in his eyes? That's not comfort. Watch the whole video. That puma is actually hanging off of him at that point. And all he can do is close his eyes and imagine death.

It has autism

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Thats fucking terrible and I can't stop laughing

FFS OP YOU FAGGOT NICE WAY TO JINX IT

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>NORF FC

Sorry user :(

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He's a big guy

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Based trashpandas

I thought sloths taste bad so predators don't go after them.

kek

why did they do it, were the campers pedos?

:)

cave fish = janny
white fish = Yea Forums poster

Spooky

>monkey

that bee got fucked up

Sorry for jinxing it bros, next time for sure...

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hahahahahahahaha

Is this achievable natty?

Lmao

Based and wholesome thread

Don't sloths taste like shit?

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Based

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huge boy

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man, its kinda amazing. when i was a kid i could watch this with no problem, but dead people in movies scared the shit outta me

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:')

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how did the large fucking sloths survive not getting extinguished by the fucking sabretooths?

hawk btfo

:3

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>not maximizing his jump potential by putting a child up there

That's a weird mouse

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HOLY SHIT

I kept fearing for this lad

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cute squirrel

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manlet cope
that ram would headbutt you to death and then fuck your girl

FUCKING REKT

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youtube.com/watch?v=N-8huZGhfLQ

Based Slovenian animalposter

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there's actually two of us itt

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOO

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is this the /span/ thread?

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This is honestly pretty amazing. can any other animal display this level of emotion when being tricked?

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>Bird Runner

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You know it

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Fucking based

Sloveni/an/ bro, where do you get all these webums? I'm looking to expand my animal video collection

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the Chad Avemetatarsalia vs the Virgin Pseudosuchia

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Manlet rage.

Like tears...
Mostly on /an/ but I make some myself as well using this:
github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter/releases

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For you

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>when the bird went matrix on the hawks ass

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No but it's fucked up. They don't know how to paint, they just know how to do something that's been repeatedly taught to them. Elephants have no concept of abstract concepts

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why do rhinos and goats get along so well?

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greetings from California, /span/ frens

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Are these costumes

What the FUCK

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Oh lawd he comin' !!!

Why didn't the New York Islanders just hire this cat?

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herd instinct
the rhino doesn't really understand that it's a rhino, it just sees the goat as fellow herd member that is not going to eat me

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o fugg that matrix scene is legendary some pc hacker expert should cut it out

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I WALKED BOB DYLAN UP ON STAGE

>walking out of the bar with a 5/10

You just know.

>Our hominin family tree urges us to redefine Homo to include our closet relatives. Species demonstrating the suite of traits of another should be accepted to join this genus
>Bonobos have body proportions like Australopithecines (early Homo), differing only by the degree of adaptation to bipedalism. Bonobos and Australopithecus afarensis (“Lucy”) have identical cranial capacity and skull.
>Australopithecines should be accepted as variations within the Homo genus with Pan as a sister species and subgenus under Homo. Pan paniscus, based on shared traits with Australopithecus, needs to be included in Australopithecine’s subgenus. Australopithecine’s intermediate relation between Homo and Pan should support bonobos as Australopithecine, just as H. habilis is Homo

oh god I wish that was me

Forgot about that video lel
I'm an NYU film school graduate SUCKA

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kek if thats brian he should have a whiskey glass instead

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dinobirbs

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fucking cat looks like that girl from the grudge

>that matrix lean back
HOLY FUCK

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Monterey Bay Aquarium?

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why do cats attack heels?

Until next time /span/ bros!

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La Jolla iirc

>SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

keep fighting the good fight /span/bro

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you can see the circuits frying with each passing moment

ohh shieet that was dope as fuck!

ₘₒₒₒₒₒₒₒₒₒₒₒₒ

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absolutely astounding. pogba level dab

heemd

wh*tes are disgusting

oh no no no
man raccoons are awesome

>sorry Adolph Hitlerphant you are not good enough for art school.

how do you even google this? big cock or giant cock would only take you to porn

damn
Aesop's fables were right

cock-eagle hybrid?

take those cocks out of ur mouth it's a rooster

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tfw no tent license

coon ass niggas...

""""""Cock” is the Old English word for the male domestic fowl, and it is still the common word here in Britain. “Rooster” is basically a prudish euphemism, rare in this country, but it has become the usual word for this fowl in North America. “Cock” as a colloquial word for the male genitalia is as common here as it is in America. It is just that we are not too squeamish to use the same word in two meanings.

"Chicken" includes both sexes. "Cock" is (as mentioned) the male. "Hen" is the female. "Chick" is the baby of either sex. """""

Climate change turned them into retards :(

>ywn floor a fucking horse and start taming it immediately
fuckin mongolians

Chemo therapy?

...

Oi mate, care to show us your green fee card?

Top kek, thot btfo

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Actually that's true, there's is a direct correlation between owning cats and developing psychosis. Not even kidding.

Thank you natty catty

Those are some juicy, big cocks

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Straight up neo moves. Birds are cool.

Stop posting videos of me and my gf pls.

reminder the Lebanese cuck is a snowflake pussy that reports posts

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>Liverpool

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kek

All the pelican ovaries were exploding in a 10 km radius

Picking on the fatties

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oof

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CAT

Based jelly doggo

Animals/people tumbling through the air will never not be funny to me

I'm laughing way too hard at that bee.

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why are cats such assholes

how come some webms show details in the thumbnail but others are just a generic thumbnail?

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ACCURACY

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I love how he goes from being completely bored to being shocked in an absolute instant

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do you have the one with the super excited dog @ dog show?

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The cat screams in pain as it strikes you.

no wonder their archers used to ride, any minor fuck up from the horse part the rider will just fucking floor him. they must have the stability of a gyroscope

why are dogs so fucking cute lads

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You know, Man U is looking for a new goalkeeper for the 2019/20 season...

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>animals can't show emoti-
atheists BTFO

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apparently niggers can too

This one gets me every fucking time

kek, like how he hands the cloth back

Out fucking played

Because that is what their owner deserve.

holy shit

kek

????

special effects for some movie?

he's a big guy

should I get a retropug bros

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This makes me so sad bros, hope he's okay

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he landed in water, probably okay

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What's that breed? Looks like a retriever but seems too big?

I think the girl is just tiny so perspective gets tricky

BLACKED

>thread is still alive
NICE

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/span/ is stronk

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They look cute, not sure how much attention and work their require though

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The beautiful game

doggo is unimpressed
they're basically pugs without the downside of inbreeding related issues, so I think pretty low maintenance overall

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Other boards, are you even trying

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>tfw dog died 3 months ago
I can't recover from this

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based comedicat can make you laugh with a simple flailing of limbs

literally the worst feel in the world after your parents dying desu

s-sorry ;_;

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How are you going to name it if you get one?
F

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dunno, whatever comes on the spot

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delete this

larg spooky doggo

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Better sleep with your mouth closed German bro

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DEJA VU

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POOR LITTLE PERRO

kek

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DELET

The chad goose and the virgin bull

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Based Ouroboros.

what did he mean by this lads?

:3

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>europoors don't allow doggos into their stadiums
hyper cringe

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Your mum is allowed as long as she has a ticket

>"What the fuck are you doing you retard?"

Lel

Oh look it's a "girl does something interesting but secretly is just hoping that all the attention is on her" episode.

Fuck this bitch. I'd murder her if I ever saw her and I hope she dies. She deserves nothing but contempt

I read about those things, can't remember what they're called but they have a poisonous toe or something that they can use to slash things lol

Based thotpatrol pelican. Lel@that beta orbiter defending those thots. He's lucky the pelican didn't expose him.

I hope that cat is getting paid.

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Cassowary. Just remembered it.

lol yeah

God, women are pathetic.

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Why are birds such chads? Is it the dino blood?

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Field keepers sometimes have dogs and cats as mascots.

Those are cows, not bulls.

Well deserved

>distracted by humans
>polar bear jumps you

Based incel

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>wake up
>span thread still on page 1
Absolutely based.