/147/ - World Championship Snooker 2019 - Semifinals

Did Rob Walker age incredibly fast? Don't remember him looking like this.

THE MOST EXCITING PLAYER OF HIS GENERATION

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>pic

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>I AM TUMBLING DOWN

god, that face is Adam Lanza tier.

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Damnit Gary.

Gazza has had it

>both players right now

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>AND THE SKY FALLS

morning boys, I'm eating a mini roll for breakfast

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This frame is like pulling teeth lads

don't do this gary

SAY IT WITH ME LADS:

SNOOKER
WORLD
CHAMPION

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what can I say lads, Trump is making anime real

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Snooker
World
Champion

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WORLD
SNOOKER
CHOKER

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>Gaz

>Gary

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Hendry getting chubby.

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CAN'T BELIEVE HE DIDN'T COLLUDE!

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Just wait for Wilson's mistakes and pot easy balls lol
Nice captcha btw

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Our Seema, who art in the Studio,
hallowed be thy name;
thy Crucible come;
they will be done;
on the Baize as it is in the Practice Room.
Give us this day our daily breaks.
And forgive us our flukes,
as we forgive those who fluke against us.
And lead us not in-off into safety battles;
but delivery us from kicks.
For thine is the kingdom,
the Power Zone and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Gwan.

Does drumpf have padded shoulders?

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>we're going to see a JT special here
>misses
based Gargools with the commentator's curse

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GWAN GAZ

I will eat my own shit if Gary Wilson wins this match

Screencap this post

kek

Now our friend Den, hours he spent
Down the snooker hall
On the old green baize his mates seem amazed
At his skills with a snooker ball
And them long shots, he never ever got
Why? The old mind boggles
But nowadays he pots the lot

COZ I WEAR THESE GAAARGOOOOOOLS

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OH NO NO NO

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the fucking state of drumpf

jesus what a shit world championsihp

(you)

N-no, the standard is higher than ever!

at this point not rooting for gilbert means you are soulless

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It's only fitting that Trump wins it

It's honestly pathetic. So glad I didn't waste the money to go and actually watch this

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>JP basically saying the standard is shit.
>Hazel trying to style it out as Judd being a battler now

(inaudible scouse screeching)

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I still cant believe Higgins is just 2 frames behind Gilbo after actually winning last session 5-3 when he played his worst snooker of this tournament

I actually think Gilbert has a better chance to beat Drumpf than Higgins, so I'm rooting for Gilbert.

>tfw can finally buy hair transplant with my world championship purse

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Sometimes you rig the game, sometimes the game rigs you.

I have been saying last year that Trump is doing one this summer 100%

>Hating trump because he's a lad
>Implying most on the tour aren't exactly the same

KUBOL

LEGEND GARY

Here we are
All the lads

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He's a cringe lad, not a real one. He's the sort of person who only listens to Radio 1, only drinks Carling, only watches Fast and Furious movies and only plays Fifa and CoD

He's basic

>GWAN GARY

that is just so homosexual

>basically my cousin
AHHH!

G A R Y
A
R
Y

just hate him cuz hes 99.99% a cunt

Morning lads

Hey bro (checked)

G'day lad

Gary's all over the place.

Thank God this is only the first round and these shitters will get knocked out soo...

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Wtf is Gazza doin

GIVE THE TYNESIDE ELF YOUR ENERGY

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Morning bosnibro

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yeah I can't wait for the later stages when the best players will get through

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Some qts in rhe audience

check out THIS 147

47 would be a stretch with these 2

This is just so poor

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>This is what passes for a qt in Bongland

>Magisterial snooker from the man mountain

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Srumpf will win if Low Energy Dave wins against Crooked Bohn

HOWAY GARY MAN POT SOME FOOKIN BALLS LIKE

lads, will you remember this wc?
I will always remember Gould crumbling under Robertson and bargegate with Carter/O'Sullivan

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why aye snookahs not the same without tabs n pints

>both players get bored and just start trying exhibition shots

the opposite will happen methinks.
drumpf will crumble under the pressure if he's the favourite, but will blitz higgins to take revenge for the last time.

>tfw no Desislava

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Bing vs Dott, the epic comeback.

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wew lad

depends on the final tbqh, but if this high standard continues i hope i'll forget it all

Ronnie being BTFO by some shitter we'll never hear about again.

ffs gary, this is painful to watch

GIANT KILLER

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>applauding that shot
>when the red is going over the pocket and the pink is going in

Fucking awful

WOOO GO ELF

based Tyne Elf

ELF AND SAFETY

ayy that snooker

HOLY SHIT THIS GUY

kek

but then again...

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Kino

Snooker kino

Snookino

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NSFW

Jedd SEETHING

please clap
t. judd!

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WELCOOOOME TO THE

POWER ZONE!

>that pot success

they would lose to club players

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lel

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Needs the rooster mohawk for the MITPZ pic desu

best

Kubrickian

delete

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Wow that hurts

Time to start drinking early today

>more centuries than ever before
This obviously means that the quality of play has never been higher.

HIGH
WAY
TO
THE
DANGER ZONE

How many so far?

>12-8

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if he keeps breaking the hundred barrier he'll eventually win the frame

or that safety performance is so bad this year that easy chances are left that breed centuries

btw eurosport uk stream for anyone interested

streamgaroo.com/television/united-kingdom/eurosport-live-stream

This was 87

Please tell me someone SC Steve Davis there

The pockets do look like dustbins tbf.

>singing swine
Now that's quality television

love to watch Judd "Ballrun" Trump

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Judd "my hairline's gone but your championship run is done" Trump

this whole correlation between more centuries and higher level of snooker is quite dodgy.
it could just mean that players take on bigger risks, missing long pots that let their opponents in with easy chances.

>no-one has pointed out that Hazel's blouse is see-through
I don't even recognise you any more /147/

What happened that shitters like Wilson and Gilbert are in semis?

M I N K
I
N
K

/147/ is /seema/ now.

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She cute

MICK!

Getting some qts in to play against the men is the only future this sport has 2bh.

Alright lads, sounds like I haven't missed much.

Went for an eye test, need stronger glasses :(

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Judd "Hairline's in its 40s, my snooker still nawty" Trump

G-

Sounds like you just need some proper GARGOOLS

GET SOME GARGOOLS!!

Austrian gargool mind

Judd "Double Crown on my Head but Triple Crown Around my Neck" Drumpf

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They kept scoring more than their opponents, thus beating them and advancing into the next stages.

Judd "my hair's fucked but I can't be stumped" Trump

tfw no snooker slampiggy

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imagine thicc milfs or petite qties in tasteful skirts bordering too short for snooker

Biting political commentary

Hard (penis) mode: no rests allowed

50's plenty

don't say things like that to a degenerate fiend like myself

>tasteful skirts
>tasteful

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skirts are far more tasteful on a woman than trousers or leggings

>"Just play play"
thanks for that Alan

Burkas are even more tasteful

hell no but they can be erotic as hell if they are made from thin seethrough cotton and there's nothing underneath

I just want this match over with so I can shower and go get booze and get drunk and forget about how shite this is

When's Gilbert playing?

summer dresses > skirts

especially with low cuts and no bras
hmmm,,, splurta splörts,,,

2.30 UK time so like two hours 20 mins.

for me it's short skirts and tights

DDK

DELIGHTFUL
DOUBLE
KISS

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, well there's a new product in town: Elf sitting in a chair.

Based gary is a safety god

Let this be a lesson to you: Never cheer the underdogs in early rounds of a tournament because this is what will happen.

Doesn't have to be just trashy safety play. Shitters missing some easy reds early in the frame can lead to centuries

Thanks

Finally some halfway decent snooker

GWANRY WILSON

F I E N D I S H

Blumpf S E E T H I N G

would absolutely LOVE if Gazza tortured his way back into this session

Who here /northeast/?

durham lad reporting

gwan gary

Judds hair is so fucked. I bet he its something like this scene
m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=hjDnwNoE_GA

GWAN GAZZA FINISH HIM OFF LAD HE'S A MUG

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GWAN GAZZA POT SAM FAKING BALLS!

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how the fuck do memes always end up distorting reality

>he thought long and hard
big brain Jodd plays

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We have to go higher

God I am so glad I am not balding

Don't provoke the reaper user

you've been visited by the magic elf of blaze

>mfw my dad is supporting judd

he also gets defensive whenever I imply riggins is a cheat. pleb

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The music during the StatsPack sounds like straight from the intro of a porn

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nawty flukers and infinite taxi rides will be granted to you, but only if you reply "thank you based Tyne Elf" in this thread

Higgins will be licking his lips thinking about how highs the odds will be on either of these two beating him.

Fog on the Tyne lad

GWAN GARY

>15 years to win a match at crucible
>in semi-final
lol

I was having lunch and missed the last two frames, what happened?

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

>Hazel whispering "monstrous"

hngggggg

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don't do this to me user

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Cant decide if I should watch the afternoon session or call up an escort and blow a load.

Why not both?

just me or gary's long potting is really good?

I need to shower first and would need to do a 45 minute drive each way to get to a half decent prozzer. It will take up all afternoon.

It is. He screws up on the easy shots.

In-call m8.

I don’t get it

That would be for an incall. If you mean outcall I would need to tidy up and i dont really want whores in my flat.

it was basically a perfect snooker by gary. tight behind the black, yellow tight behind the brown

>tfw too chicken to book a MILF mommy on adultwork

Never banged a prozzy but couldn’t you just order one like Uber eats

>clapping flukes

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Some lovely fresh memes this year. Hope someone is saving them

call an escort, fuck her with snooks on tv

In certain kebab shops you can order one from Uber Eats

If Riggins loses and Trump wins not even gonna bother with the final tbqh

Just be happy
I'm watching on my own and haven't spoken to anyone in real life for more than a week now

I'm not too chicken, just lazy. Horny and lazy.

Yeah its called an "outcall" but my flat is a mess and I dont want whores to know where i live.

Riggins and Gilbo would be off putting. Snooker and birds don't mix.

God what a time to be alive. We’re in the comfy zone where technology is just about comfy enough to not be a commodity.

same here :(

>it's snowing on 6hrs of spa
kek

>Trump's opponent is from Wallsend
Is this a sign?

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I meant like, they're in the kebab...

Knock one out in a tissue and spend the money on a take away?

>THE STATE OF 147, NOT ROOTING FOR GILBERT THAT WENT FOR 4 OF THEM IN A SEASON AND COMPLETED THE 147TH 147

We seem to have the exact same tastes in snooker portubro. Not the first time we've held the same view on something. Fuck Koiren too.

Real question is though: What do you think about Morphy?

Oh I thought you meant you could order l a “deluxe family kebab” that’s like 70 quid and a brass turns up. That would be handy, someone fund it.

It’s proably just lambs ear and pigs Anus desu

Did your Finnish grammar get in the way of your English grammar in that post, lad?

Gary has been so fucking unlucky this match

fuck judd

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I assumed 6 Hours of Spa is like 24 Hours of Le Mans, but shorter and somewhere else.

I was planning to watch that. Is it bad enough to get it cancelled?

I thought he was saying it's snowing on a sauna or something near him.

Ah shit. Completely forgot it was this weekend.

Tonight, on Dragon's Den...

Yeah i probably should. Need to go down the auto shop and replace a bulb in my car and nip into the tesco for some tins and a pack of plasters, chores and horniness are ruining my comfy Saturday.

yeah it's part of the same championship as Le Mans

what's the price for an incall prozzy in the UK?
here it's average 70 euro half an hour and 120 euro full hour

Well if your going out any way...

they called safety car due to weather

go on adultwork and have a look. It's like ebay for prozzies in the UK. Lot of absolute munters though

Why the second half hour cheaper. Dumb slags

ZEST
E
S
T

m8 that's how pricing works with pretty much everything. The more you buy the cheaper it gets.

GWAN GARY FINISH THIS LUCKY CUNT OFF

...oh no no no

In Manchester. Cheapest would be 35 for half hour and 70 for the hour but she is a nasty London slag. Decent slag is 60 for half and 120 for the hour. Model tier doesn't do halves, 180 for the hour. Bit out of my price range except for special occasions.

FUCK OFF GAZ

>Amazing positioning
>Perfect for potting a ball right next to the pocket, against all odds
>Miss
E P I C

>end of snooker
>press red button
>Badminton Horse Trials

WHAT THE FUCK

>BBC Two

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So what you're saying is, the more I spend, the more I save...?

They know most lads will spunk in the first half hour and either leave or its just chit chat for the second half hour so its easier for the slag to make money, rather than seeing two guys for half hour each which earns more but is also more difficult.

NAWTY

>The more you buy the cheaper it gets.
more bang for your buck
more pound for your pound

They're not even playing badminton! What a swizz!

Reee where’s the snooker

What the fuck where is the online link?

Horse event takes priority of snooker. The absolute STATE of this years championship

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bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/47311285

I fucking hate trump

literally can't stand watching this smug cunt any more so switching off lads, see you later

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Haha time for Eurosport

THANK YOU BASED TYNE ELF

>Trump vs Higgins
skipping this final tbqh senpai

Good effort, but its baize, not blaze

THANK YOU BASED TYNE ELF

THANK YOU BASED TYNE ELF

Watching this is honestly upsetting. How the fuck is this a semifinals in the WC? Players of this quality should not have advanced this far.

I thought that drumpf was supposed to be a good long potter.

Trymp is seething again

incredible. there’s no sitter trump cant miss

THANK YOU BASED TYNE ELF

Nice snooker by Gary desu

He's not, it's practically confirmation bias now. Everytime he hits one they say it even if his percentage is shite

>everyone writing off Gazza
shame on youse

Gary's safety and long potting is elite

shame he can't pot from 30cm away

TYBTE

Sick of you lads bullying my favourite, Judd. Knock it off ok lads

THANK YOU BASED TYNE ELF

Did he actually score off this

Okay, Mr. Lisowski

See my previous post:
It's written in the stars. Wilbo Baggins is nailed on for the win.

i love gazza but im from bristol, any other year hed be my man

just shave it off judd you look like a nonce

Sure, lad. If you say so

think my tellys acting up lads it looked like he potted a ball there

Com on elfy score some fucking snookers

Gary is growing on me

he doesn't give a fuck and clearly thinks judd is a bender

Gary looks like the kinda nigga that would fuck his wife to NiN

>You're doing a great job, Gazza.

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Pot some fackin balls

>JV watching all these near in-offs

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Based Wilson

Just give up already

Your jealous Gary you bald Northern monkey

>3 snookers to make it a spotted black
Madman Gary

>drumpf

must say im a big fan of the old ‘never concede and always wind them up’ school of snooker

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must say im a big fan of the old ‘never concede and always wind them up’ school of snooker when it's trump on the receiving end

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Me too, but he should have done it earlier, what use is it in the last frame of the session?

never liked him, but since I heard about the bullying he suffered in school, I've warmed to him a little bit.
but I think he should go seek mental help rather than trying to overcompensate his self-loathing by always trying to fit in with the older guys in commentary.

>paying for sex
You people enable these princesses. Yes i know it's the oldest profession etc

>Drumpf and Koiren will both be world champions at some point during your life

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Trump has apparently found the key to WSC success: play much worse than when he got to the finals, rarely make any long pots.
this is what wins you trophies apparently.

Come on man, somewhere he must have deserved it.

>They left me in a toilet in the humanities block in a pool of my own blood. They kicked the c**p out of me, and left me there

you just don't get beaten up like that desu... he must have been an obnoxious cunt

also:
>here was an episode at school when a teacher of mine took me aside very aggressively and told me that this snooker b******s was b******s and it was a complete waste of time

what kind of teacher says that shit?

They're paying for a service you mong. It would be enabling them if they took them on fancy dates and paid for trips around the world for the slim hopes of getting sex once in a fortnight.

yeah, the next few years in snooker will probably be dire.

What's wrong with enabling people to give you something you want? If I eat a kebab, I'm enabling kebab shops. Boo hoo; so what?

>Yes i know it's the oldest profession etc
It's not though

>enable these princesses
no mate, you're making average women cheaper, which is good.
normal women hold more power in societies without prostitutes, because they're the only source for sex

having experienced bullying in school (not as a target, but as a witness), it's SO easy to imagine Murphy being bullied because he was awkward, fat and maybe a little different in terms of the way he expressed himself (he still speaks quite well).
I don't like bullies and never will, they're weaklings who lash out - and worst of all, they create two types of human beings I despise: other bullies and smartass know-it-all cowards who will sell their soul to the powers that be (Murphy seems to have adopted this persona).
generations of reactive and impotent people.

Say it with me:

>Five time world champion

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Read some game theory you mongs. By paying for sex you're reducing the chances of guys just normally getting sex and you enable princess/sugar daddy culture.
Literally the opposite.

I hope so. Be nice to see someone match Ronnehs record

Doesn't literally everyone get bullied a bit at school, though? Who here can honestly say they were never bullied?

an exception to this would be people like that fat ass James Corden, who clearly makes everyone's lives worse as a public figure because he somehow miraculously escaped a healthy dose of bullying in his childhood.
he was probably overprotected and thus a monster was created.

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yeah, but there's a fine line between banter bullying and bullying that degenerates into violence.
but in its genesis it's mostly a phenomenon related to the anglosphere, that's why there's a word for it in English that was then imported by other countries to describe something that was not an integral part of their culture before the US and the UK made it a worldwide thing.
I actually study this academically, and I apologise in advance for the walls of text.

>prostitution is legal and widely available
Guys can get cheap sex on demand and not worry about chasing girls. No need to go chasing pussy to bars or paying for shitty dates in hopes of getting some.
>prostitution illegal and not easily available
Have to chase girls and the women hold all the power. Enables gold digging whores, princesses and sugar daddies.

Depends how you define it. I wouldn't say I was ever bullied but there'd be times where you'd fall out with the wrong crowd because you fell out with a mate for a bit. But that's just childhood squabbles and they're short lived.

Fetal alcohol syndrome: the post.

Listen i ain't stopping you dumb cunts enabling whores to become rich, but hypothetically if every single guy refused to pay for sex, women would open their legs to more guys and you wouldn't have this 80/20 situation.

thats nonsense, transactional sex in all its forms makes traditional relationships easier to define and pursue

There's pay directing for sex and there's paying indirectly for sex (i.e. meals, etc.). Surely if you stop prostitution you're just encouraging more expense on wining and dining and you're putting the pussy on a pedestal

oh hi guys, discussing prostitution I see?

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if drumpf doesnt do it this year he never will, he barely has the composure for it even now

>meanwhile Ding will never be world champion

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Riddle me this, you human Wojak: how many times in your life has any of this shit actually happened? When have you asked a girl out (protip: never) and she demanded money for it? When has a girl ever approached you and offered to have sex with you, but only if you buy her things? When has a girl ever rejected you and said, "it's because you are poor"? They don't like you because you are clearly an incel autist; stop trying to blame your bank account for what is obviously your personality's fault. And some girls probably like you anyway, but you never even find out because you are a pussy who cannot speak to them.

Get out of my snooker thread.

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agreed.
agreed.

No because girls want sex too. Less whores = more girls in the pond.

it breaks my fucking heart

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The sun shines bright in the East

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youtube.com/watch?v=aiw_wPnj784
>tfw no thicc streaker mommyfu

If there was a Ding-Higgins Worldch Ampionship final, would you pay Higgins to lose so that Ding could win?

Of course I would, the only problem is that I'm sure I couldn't afford it.

I'm sure /147/ would pool in together

Yes, but I would do a chargeback afterwards.

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what is this aberration currently on BBC2?

It's on BBC One, la.

based Portubro anti-bully ranger

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>hating Sir David Attenborough
imo he should do snooker commentary

Tennent's Irish Cup.
is this some sort of a joke?

BALLINAMALLARD UNITED
hahahaha

He's a mongy old cunt who should have died 15 years ago so we can get someone actually decent to narrate his glorified reality shows with animals

Utterly high IQ posts

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what are you on about?
I was talking about the Northern Irish football cup.

Got some rustlers microwave bbq rib burgers for lunch, rate

I might file a complaint about a full day of almost non live snooker yesterday and today

>t. David Tenant

Sounds like a horrible drinking challenge. "Ah, yes, the Tennent's Irish Cup. 2/3 Special Brew and 1/3 Bailey's. I had to do one of them on my 21st birthday."

>Scottish accents
No thank you.

Nature's Great Events is now on BBC2... wtf is BBC different per country or something?

Special Brew is unfairly chastised because of it's association with scum. It's a based drink.

That's what they're showing on BBC2 in Manchester, England, as well. I think the other user might be in Northern Ireland.

cheers

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There are regional BBC channels, BBC2NI, BBC2Wales and BBC2England. BBC2Scotland was removed and replaced by a dedicated BBC Scotland Channel.
You must be on BBC2NI.

Kestrel Super > Skol Super > Special Brew >>> Tennent's Super Lager

Theme from S Express followed by Insomnia means I love David Gilbert now.

GWAAAAAN HIGGINS

right, that would explain it.

Theme from S express is just the pre-song for all players

Good song though

I honestly think paying for snapchat premium is worse than paying for sex

Higgins wife a QT Tbh

g r a n i t e

ye

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Absolute granite

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Turn away for 5 seconds and Higgins misses
FFS

Looks like the referee is about to give Higgins some stick. Probably over being a disgrace to snooker.

>Wife and twin sister on the left
Twincest Gilbert?

>Not liking based John

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>David Gilbert's wife and twin sister

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Gilberts wife and sis both qts

>riggins

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what more can you ask for, higgins missing shit and not making a decent break = you are done, as much as it sadness me, we will have an absolute shitfest of a final with Trump losing it in the end against Higgins like 8 years ago

tell me more about gilbert's lucky socks

asking for a friend

Higgins frustrating the hell out of Trump and denying him his best chance at a WC is my dream scenario desu

visual reference just in case

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he never washes them and uses them as a chemical weapon. as the session progresses the scent grows stronger and stronger

>gilbert's lucky socks
Absolutely based
Who /GilboSocks/ here?

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If he's been wearing them every day, they probably smell terrible by now.

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BBC making muh-nap excuses for riggo
Verdict : pathetic

n i c e

Don't you dare start that shit again, you deformed Sideshow Bob-footed motherfucker.

*clicks verify*

He's been playing here for like 50 years and knows all about it. It's a retarded excuse

but too nerve wracking for my fragile heart.
if it's a Gilbert-Trump final at least I can not watch it in peace knowing Trump will win comfortably.
but the possibility of Trump winning by avenging his previous loss and making John lose his third in a row is too painful.

no doubt, higgins will be trump's "hendry"

>It's another Higgins makes a great first pot and fucks up an easy one to lose the frame episode

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this cracks the granite

Cahill's Rpmmie

hopefully

based

>wanting a trump/gilbo final
Get out

AAH'D YA SWALLA FREE AHNDRED FAASAND, JOHN?

who has a bettter chance to beat Trump? Gilbo or Riggins?

The only acceptable final now is Willo-Gillo.

If he plays half decent Higgins will ruin Frump.
If he plays well Gilbo will do too

Riggins

trump

Riggins. Trump hates safety play and Riggins knows it.

>Riggins

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JOHN YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO SNOOKER

2spooky4me

Just imagine if a dude that has never won a ranking title takes the cup away from Trump

Higgins' top gear beats Trump's. Gilbert only beats Trump if Trump chokes spectacularly - which is of course a possibility

I'd qualify that as a fuck up

:D

higgins already fucking up

kek, the ammount of seethe from Trump would make it beautiful

>David Gilbert misses a shot
MORE LIKE DAVID GIRL-BAD AHAHAHAHA

Imagine applauding a match fixing cheat

Makes me sick tbqh

That's one of the reasons why I'm hoping it's gilbo - drumpf.

Is it just me, or were last years wc a lot better, quality wise? Granted, there were more higher ranked players left towards the end of the turnament.

is there anything more comfy than drinking alcohol while watching snooker?

No, it's not just you. Everyone can see what an utter fucking shiter it's been. Worst in recent memory.

Poor Judd would lose the remaining hair.

nope. I have 8 cans of guinness, 4 cans of abott and a bottle of whisky to keep me until monday or tuesday

Maybe smoking some good weed but it's certainly very comfy indeed

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If its raining outside it makes watching snooker extra comfy

there were people saying 2017 Selby - Higgins was a bad tourney... but I think we all regret saying that

last year was pretty good though

Riggins long potting on point this afternoon. Shame everything else is shite

>saturday
>snow outside
>hot coco
>under a blanket with sleepy gf / wife

>last year was pretty good though
Last year was absolutely based. The year banter won!

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How many fucking times is he going to underestimate the cushion bounce.

I blame all those bo7 matches

>Last year was absolutely based

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every fucking time

John higgins should be banned for life. The man's a disgrace

You need to let it go at some point, lad. It's not healthy.

tfw my choc ices and freddos made it into the collage

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you got that full pic of seema in the jeans and jumper lad?

for me
for me, it's qt corner

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GWAN GILBO

Thanks for getting me choc ice, fren.

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cheers lad, will have a wank in the mid session interval

>tfw you made it into the collage

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wtf I love China now

>inb4 another kick

>2019 collage
>nothing but qts and power zone
I'm ok with this

Never. Never. Never

Does no one have 2017's?

I was going to put one together in the evening mid-session unless anybody else is working on it?

Is anybody planning to make a collage this year? Pls do so

I have 2016

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go for it you brave lad

I don't recall there being a 2017 one. 2018 was the best one. 2016 () is kinda weird, imo.

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Does anyone have the BECAUSE IT'S ALL ENCRYPED copypasta?

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WHERE'S THE KUBOL GOING

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WHERES THE CUE BALL GOIN

>Just discovered /147/ last week
>Already feel accepted and surrounded by frens

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pls do so my friend
don't forget to include: power zone, granite, the martin gould encryption snooker loopy, gawgools etc

Now Martin Gould
The cops he fooled
When they seized his old hard drive
"You can't get in"
He said with a grin
"Anyway she looked older than five"
They tried so hard
With his HD card
But his password couldn't be shifted
So he's still free
To view cp
"Because it's all encryyyypted!"

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>gawgools
it's GARGOOLS you div

here you go

We seen the swan this year?

yes

>14-13

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why can't I hold all this GRANITE

All this chalk talk seems to be eerily close to product endorsement

>hd card

>hard drive card

U wot m8

Comeback is on.

Original user said he meant to put SD card

I just copied it straight from him and forget to change it

>academicsingles.co.uk
lol

John Higgins is gonna do it again. Trump v Higgins final, scum of the Earth the pair of em

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riggins has always had so much flukey luck go his way

WHERE'S THE KUBOL GOING

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fuck...

WHERES THE CUBOL GOIN'?

How will Riggins fuck up this frame winning opportunity?

KUBOL
U
B
O
L

also the "no fluke, just skill" smug Cahill meme.

Post Leopard Selby

denise higgins is best snooker wife fight me

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>>academicsingles.co.uk
all of this to shag roasties for free who think are smart

why does he look like Ricky Walden there?

>you now remember The Walnut

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That's not Vikki

Yeah, I like them extra chunky too.

another monumental choker.

Vikki's his mum

vikki

ill take the farmer's twins, thanks

>hendryshakeshead.webm

Okay, Mark. Everyone agrees your mum is super hot.

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New:

>mfw Riggins has made himself and the sheik their dosh and starts actually playing snooker

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Currently shagging a 43 year old and she looks way younger than vikki

100% agree, also the Big Rigs Racing, Trumps receding hairline, and the user who added all the facial features into one image

why are your posting on a Chinese snooker forum whilst shagging?

Who's this negro?

Highly comfy threads
The secret ingredient: no Americans

Swerve this surely

>Misses a red literally in the pocket
Has a total meltdown
Calls rerack

Total granite

Lads you're in the wrong thread