/heem/

I could beat my dick off your forehead

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Sooo... Firefox is fucked for everyone else?

My extensions got merked b

adblock not working for me I bet the jews are behind it!

>Firefox
get chrome

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back up doot

youtube.com/watch?v=zBnDWSvaQ1I

download esr and disable xpinstall.signatures.required in about:config

Future goat coming through

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>heems you

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nigga finna chow down on that turinabol

I'm high as fuck right now but think Brendan is a simp. What am I in for?

How does it feel to know he would heem your favorite fighter with only 3 months of MMA training?

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CTE

thawlts? hes a beast
youtube.com/watch?v=lSAxibCd4UI

>gay is a personality
this nigga would get BTFO before he walked into the gym

Now this is poster worthy

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god i hope his son dies

Kek he'd study your frame data and heem you into oblivion you homophobe

>study my heem data instead you fucking NI-
>brutally heem him
>GGER.

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>be white belt in bjj
>train for a few months
>take my coach and upperclassmen's advice to not explode and instead try and use technique
>leap past the other mouth breathers who started even before me because of this unreliance on power resulting in a quicker development of technique
>still get heemed and put out of training for a few days at least once every few weeks by some retard mongoloid who is trying to do some WWE shit

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>lose every exchange
>get knocked down several times
>lel actually he beat Conor

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How many weeks has this been happening for you to keep posting this? Are you that CTE’d already

>this nigga is still trying to turn my post into pasta an entire month later
Was it autism?
It was autism, wasn't it?

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>tfw CTE is starting to show in many fighters past and present
it was a fun ride will it lasted heem

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Pro-Wrestling beats traditional martial arts

Your pathetic little impersonation of me doesn't work because there's zero heem energy coming from your little twerp posts.
When i post the energy radiates out and everyone knows it is me, the HEEMER with the highest heem level in this entire general.
I've already won the story of the fight kiddo. Don't make me have to win the KO of the fight too.

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>mma.com
based marketing management analytics

Not that guy but this is a yikes from me
Put it down to being early morning and we'll move on

Theres a Russian with the lightweight UFC gold right now.

Sorry I was just watching some Higurashi no Naku Koro ni so I wasn't really paying attention

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The crowd is chanting Fedor Fedor

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Someone tell me PLEASE why the MMA general is called /heem/

I've been asking for 4 years an no one's given me a straight answer

user you seem to think that i'm a cripple and only have one arm. However, i do in fact have two, and while i am giving this bum the left i will be simultaneously be giving you the right.

>he even remembered my favorite anime
Stop trying to meme yourself into being my friend okay youre probably a khabibshitter

It means shut the fuck up and go back to reddiit

Because heem backwards is meeh

So in essence, we're saying heem meeh
heem mee
heem me.

It is a calling, once you become a fightfan, everything becomes clear. The need to heem becomes so great you even have the urge to do it to yourself

I'm going to beat the fuck out of you keep talking

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are you going to watch the fights

Cowboy is getting gadoosh'd

i feel like the fight will mostly take place on the feet and Cowboy is the better striker, specifically because of his range

>lowers head, peers over monocle
>ahem....
>er.... yes, i see....
>chuckles grimly
>I daresay that particular opinion is deserving of a yikes from this old fellow.
>rustles newspaper and continues reading

Cowboy is going to circle into an overhand, tko round 2.
t. Faggot ValBong

Cowboy is tricky to figure out. never loses to a top 10 guy, 50-50 with a top 5, never beats an actual champ (benson was barely a champ, dude lacked that spark for almost 8 years now, eddie was stubborn and lucky)

You see Al having the power to knock Cowboy out early?

heem comes from world star hip hop videos when a person gets knocked out and someone says heem sleepy

Hernandez showed me some things, Al will expose cowboy tomorrow, trust me.

Reported! You dont reveal the secrets of the business, junior.

Hernandez got countered with knees and finished
I'd be surprised if Cowboy got TKO'd within 2 rounds, but I could see a cheeky Cowboy head kick rocking Al.

Cowboy is a chinlet at lw

i disagree my mans
he was known as more of a bodylet than chinlet at LW

Cowboy has already gotten his ass kicked multiple times. You can only "expose" somebody once.

This is VERY erotic.

>cowboy
fuck him off he's old and shit and will never win the title. why bother? Its like some retirement package theyre giving him and the fans have to suffer through the whole laborious process.
bin the cunt and move on

You can meet 3 fighters of your choosing who do you pick?

T Sperg
Masvidal
Goob

Brendan big brown schaub.

Toilet Till. I'll call him Toilet Till until he snaps.
Toilet Till once again, during the time he's heeming me and being dragged off by the police.
Finally, Toilet Till, for when the judge awards me an ample settlement from Mr. Darren "Toilet" Till.

why schaub hairline like that

Luke Rockhold
Tie between Wonderboy and Ferguson
Brock Lesnar

Wonderboy would be boring as fuck unless youre a bible basher or live clean

And I’m both of those
So cool

how do you feel about Max being nicknamed blessed while covered in false god tattoos?

>gets punched in the head and CTE'd
>claps hands EY LESGOOO
ehhhyuknowwwww iddizz what it is

cupcakes it is what it is

Holloways whole life and career in one post

In many ways max never lost a fight especially the dustin one

Mirko Cro accountant

Toe Knee Fur Gus Sun

I have a feeling that Max will be the first to die in the octagon. It's gonna be nuts. His son is always cageside. It will leave a huge impact on the sport.

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what would happen if someone died in the octagon

Ya'll krakkkkaz b trippin

Ayy, yuknow imma always be there for you kid.
you my wurld, yea you mini blessed

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joe would scream STOP THE FIIIIIIGHT STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FIGHT

we winnin son! ayy you know we gonna get all da belts!

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>actually showing his ghostwriters

youtu.be/lSAxibCd4UI

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Ayy what i tell you? the best is blessed baby! we got that gold belt. we a team, nobody stoppin us

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Post your /heem/ stations lads.

P.S. shoutout to all my discord buddies.

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the family would sue, and lose because the fighter signed the contract
they'd have a memorial at the next ppv
nyc would ban mma again

>beast dudes

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Never noticed till you pointed it out
a little annoyed I guess
He still got robbed against Poorear

>ey parker look at this bum and his bum kid
>say thanks to the CTE'd man, he paid your way through college

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Dad! Daaad!
>I got this kid, we all good yea. best is blessed. your dad loves you!
Get him dad!

wobderboy would have noticed

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He didn’t notice that Superman punch from Pettis

Joe Rogan voice:
>Ohhh, Max is hurt.

DC:
>These boys are goin at it! Oh no, max doesn't look right

Rogan:
>He out on his feet, somebody needs to stop this.

DC:
>This is over, he's not defending

Rogan:
STOP THE FIGHT! OHHHHH, WHEEL KICK.

DC:
oh my god, get a doctor in there. no. no no no his son is sittin right there. no no. lord no

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>when a crack from Dustin reboots your CTE'd 85 year old alzheimer chris benoit brain and in a rare moment of clarity, you realise how truly stupid it was of a decision to bring your young son, who idolises you, to watch you get fucking smashed, and you feel the ultimate despair, for you know that in a moment your brain will slip back into its comfortable, slow state, and you will soon be eating shots to the head again and clapping like a fucking seal

Dad? Dad? Wake up dad. dad wake up. No, let me go. Daad. Where are they taking my dad. Dad!
#UFC Hawaii #BestisBlessed #Itiswhatitis

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based

Who you got?

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Joe Rogaine:
>Why didn't they stop the fight? I don't understand. If Herb Dean had stepped in earlier, Max wouldn't have eaten that wheel kick. He was already out on his feet. I'm speechless.
I'm getting word that Max is being transported via ambulance to the hospital.

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Diarrhea vs Too Many Chromosomes

yup, i saw a solution that says to set your date back a day. It's the only solution that a dumbass like me could comprehend.

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Joanna you fucking filthy kobieta.
Why couldn't you just gain 15lbs and wear a thong? Those bolt-on tits are a travesty.

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hammerhead mogged the pajeet brutally at the weigh ins

Her face looks like it's made out of the same leather as a fat man's 10 year old wallet

I would dogwalk Joanna

good G*d she is dire. doubt she ever fights again

>tfw don't care about any of the fights on this card

Please watch our sport

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Max was robbed

of his brain function

no my friend... just no

Do I bet on Al decision or a r1 ko? Cerrone is slow starter, bad going backwards, looks drained and I think Al might want to prove a point perhaps and put his name out there for a title fight.

Al is going to sell cerrone a left right and a condo

Omg just like he 3 piece and the soda!!!

Al KO second

wtf Brock retired because he wasn't getting paid enough because of the ESPN+ deal with their shitty ppv numbers. People defending this ESPN era are literally shills. We will remember the entertainment era as the greatest era, the attitude era of MMA. 2017 and on has been all down hill

UFC peaked and declined with Goob.

Had such a fat schaub this morning that my till overflowed and now there's big browns all over the floor, I haven't cleaned it up yet and now I think I hear them doing comedy in there
Thawlts?

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goober brought the ufc to the masses with an entertaining spectacle of hype that breathed life into the whole sport and everyone following it was engaged. Without him the ship actually sunk.

Was al a good real estate agent?

he was so good he had to keep fighting

The best

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quads of truth.
but what if truth is question?

It’s a question that provokes thought, not answers

Bad times ahead for MMA.

>Donald Cerrone will drown inside of a cave. His bloated, decomposed corpse will be finally be retrieved several days later.

>Max Holloway will fall into a vegetative state after a brutal knockout by Volkanovski. His family will reluctantly withdraw life support after several painful months.

>Conor Mcgregor will be sentenced to 8 years in prison for a brutal rape.

>Dana White will be murdered. The list of suspects will be so extensive that police will never bother investigating the case.

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>chrome
Get Brave.

Sounds like you could use more peaches in your diet

>still get heemed and put out of training for a few days at least once every few weeks by some retard mongoloid who is trying to do some WWE shit
Sounds like pro-wrestling is superior to BJJobber Fu.

This is the seed for the rematch
youtu.be/DTrZExQ5W8k
youtu.be/DTrZExQ5W8k

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twitter.com/FullContactMTWF/status/1123692144684929027
This dude is a great source for schaubables

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a cute

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its pretty funny how pissed Joe will get if you imply you don't care for weed

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Crazy eyes
Stay away

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>what did you say about me? i'll heem you in 0.1 nanoseconds m8

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im no expert in bjj or wrestling but branch looked like a white belt in here. Is Hermanson doing 200 iq subtle moves here that my casual eyes dont see or is branch a bjj fraud?

Hermansson has a legit top game and has dangerous chokes. Jacare even said Hermansson had him deep in a choke round 1. The cage played a role to in space to maneuver for Branch, his black belt is a bit light though

How do you wrestle cute lolis and not get a boner?

BJJ is a cult

by not being a disgusting pedophile who should be executed on the spot

Bluepilled

237 preview

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Is there anything more cringy than over excited Scandinavians?

Nice try, Mohammed. We all know you're projecting.

Kind of hard to remember people like Joanna or GSP as legit champs when we all saw them tap to strikes

HAND ME MY SECOND BELT

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Would you still follow this “sport” if the UFC (and all associated talent) was gone? Could you really get yourself to care about bellator wgaf?

Why not just pretend to be out instead of embarrassing yourself?

Michelle Waterson
Miesha Tate
Shinju Nozawa-Auclair

caveman heems poo

>bad
>bad
>good
>good

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2019... we are forgotten...

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uhm sweetie khabib has a fight booked for this year
conor doesn't

>Putting up with a RAM-hog just so you can support Google
Idk it works for me, but I use Loonix and haven't updated anything in a while so idk. What happened? Did some update screw things up?
That's on desktop, Firefox has always been screwy on mobile

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Any wiggers here?

youtube.com/watch?v=H2hGrsExuyc

From my country:
youtube.com/watch?v=rzc3_b_KnHc

forgot about this guy

Mods this is a proxy ban him immediately

>coon tunes

Fuck off, Mehmet.

>Shed blood sweat and tears and going to CTE city just so your daughter can get banged by college niggers

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There's your "Karate Hottie" brew

im mehmet,that was malte-sören

Just bought fight pass, what should I watch first? Btw it's only $1 today bros.

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Conor has a fight booked too, they're just waiting to announce it. Why do you think UFC booked MSG for this Summer?

*hits pipe*

>Conor/Nate III
I don't want it but I'm watching it

fuck off mehmet
t. wladimir

did a russian fuck your gf

Cancel your sub now so you do t forget next month when you’re charged full price for a useless product. Espn+ has made is virtually obsolete

inshallah i will butcher you kuffar
alhamdulliah

It's good for watching any fight you want anytime but other than that it's total shit and barely works. Also it's dodgy af and I find myself having to change my password all the time for some reason because it's 'incorrect' when it isn't. Fuck Dana

Remind me again who has the most UFC wins?

Who the fuck cares about a geriatric Brock Lesnar fighting anyway? It's all people seem to talk about in the HW division

Israel is the new South Africa.

Nope. Actually makes me realize how much a meme this sport is.

What point are you trying to make?

Schaubs a beast. Simple as.

Khabib doesn’t have a fight booked retard

>steals yo gold
>steals yo jade

Who can stop him desu?

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Remember the time the guy was barely hurt and Joe was screaming to stop the fight?

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Too good

cejudo isnt that tall

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You mean every main and co-main since August 2017? Yes.

Joe is a professional. He would never do it

Oof. Why are vids of untrained people fighting always mixed up with Martial Arts/fighting sports?

Berlin bist du das?

HE IS OUT HE IS OUT

HE IS NOT OUT

white people lips

Neukölln inshallah

*wins*

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based

Based

Askren lost to Hieron, Lawler and some fat Mexican turbocan

Welterweight champ when?

>Cowboy is the better striker
>Le gadooshed by Toilet Till man
>Le gadooshed by Masvidal man

After he flushes le 3 piece man he gets his shot

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so now that everyone has been exposed, was artem really the best fighter from sbg ireland?

Brendan Schaub
Randy Couture
Brock Lesnar

GOAT

who wins 2 Namajunas or one Brock Lesnar?

I'd take Bork over 5 Namajunas

100% NATTY

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Why is no one talking about this?

youtube.com/watch?v=DTrZExQ5W8k

We saw it yesterday when it was posted and was also linked in this thread (both times by me, the inventor of Toilet Till)

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this

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Very based.
And speaking of based, when is the next RoadFC? It's always kino and feels like it's been forever.

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>Chiasson vs Moras

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And that's a good thinh

Coral are you still there?

Let's be honest here, he quit way too late and he's not fine at all.

Roast sensitivity:100

Any betting lines on whether or not Conor will tweet something after the fights tonight?

Woah, that's fucking deep

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instagram.com/gregorthegift/p/BxDErYmgq1x/
This dude finna make khabib look like a fish out of water

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He was talking about Bigfoot and saying the thing people thought was Bigfoot was some bipedal ape that supposedly was native to North America centuries ago

>cawlmady b

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picks are done

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Who is the biggest heartlest in the UFC? I'm thinking it's Black Beast.

LMFAO

i added the mexican phone poster assuming brunson vs the twink is a draw

thoughts on economic cs?

Ortega

Thoughts on gymnastics?

Glover vs Shogun is the fight to make

Whats a heartlest?

lol fuck that Battlefield Earth extra.

Pettis

For sure a banger my guy

you wanna know what my cholesterol was? 272. so i don't need this shit man.

I meant heartlet you dumb idiot

You should take a nap you wanna be fully awake when goofing the picks

l2spell, nigger.

they need to get zane simon back as the host of the 6th round post fight show. flyin brian j is awful and victor rodriguez is terrible.

youtube.com/watch?v=i0pWIgOAjHo

canada takes care of the goofing

Edson for sure

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I should Heem you for being so retarded. Zane still does the sixth round post fight, they just aren’t aired live anymore. FlyIng Brian Goof does his own dumb shit live after the events.

I hope rose gets heemed fuck that wigger andrade is my favorite female fighter

>tfw I look like kendall groves topless

>Ben will wrestle one of the current best wrestler next Monday after a 9 years hiatus
He will probably lose but still based

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Shut the fuck up before you get heemed

Lmao at you dorks creaming your pants like it's some superfight

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True, it's just two bi-curious out of shape dudes hugging it out, wtf.

worked

I'm keenly and acutely aware of that I watch everything with Zane Simon, literally everything. I don't watch MMA. I'm glad you concur that FBG is an NPC crypto-jew.

Al
Theodorou
Burgos
Dvalishvili
Spivak
Sanchez

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based

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If he wins he’s the wrestling GOAT, and when he becomes the welter weight champion khabib will duck him for ever

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>the inventor of toilet till is a h8er

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Coral is the only poster that deserves respect

>There are redditors browsing /heem/ right now who think Al Iaquinta is a top 5 LW

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Khabib can't duck someone that he isn't obligated to fight

You don't have to be elite to beat Canboi Cerrone

Instead of challenging Romero, Bum Askren challenges a smaller LW fighter.

Gustaffson

how much till the card starts

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6 bongers bud

Jade Rivera is a promising young athlete that is destined to take the MMA world by storm.

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He left on his own terms

I miss claendar

I dont get why scat is linked to /heem/ in general

3 bongs

Funny how a fighter can accept an usada violation and then fight the next month (Harris). I know it goes back to when it was detected but it s stupid.

USADA is stupid and should be banned

Why is it stupid?

Most fighters don't fight that often that it would make a difference. Just train when USADA takes half a year to decide what to do. More punishment for violations desu.

>Firefox
palemoon here. what diid I miss?

Holy shit lads I just looked at the full card tonight and it seems SHIT.

Outside of Cub and the main event, any fights to look out for?

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Nope and I don't think the main will be that good either.

co main will either be wrestlefucking or something pretty funny

Cowboy is my fav fighter but I have feeling he's getting heem'd

digits say Thorough shit get heemed viciously

maybe this time it'll finally happen

Brunson/Theodoru will be meme material and Katona/Merab is also a spicy one. Cub fight will either be a boring decision or a quick KO. Cub doesn't bang like he used to and his chin is a little heemleted.

>Bruce reads the intros
>bell rings
>fighters touch gloves
>Rogan: OH HE'S HURT HE'S HURT STOP THE FIGHT THAT FIGHT NEEDS TO STOP RIGHT NOW

Theodorou heems Bumson

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Raging Al
Elias
Cub
Katona
Harris
Sanchez

QUICK is Elias cringe or based?
Decide now

Lads, had a poor showing at jiu jitsu today. It's fair to say I got flushed and pushed back to jobber status. Fuck, things were going so well until today too.

Please post a /heem/ related bunda to cheer me up.

You are going to learn a lot if you watch it

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No. You don’t need to be cheered up, you need to get gud.

Fuck, it's the truth but it still hurts.

youtube.com/watch?v=9of5He1xLYk

ITS OUT

What do you guys think of the Stallbender/Yowell matchup? For me it's an easy Stalbendr win b.

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Theogay get's brutally knocked out in round 1 lol

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reminder this is a 30 year old man

>you will never taste her holes
what's the point in life brehs

Almost card kino time lads

Al
Elias
Shane
Katona
Harris
Sanchez

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who to bet on tonight?

He wins CTE or dies against Yoel

lol pussy ass leaf

I got my knee heemed by a guy with 10 years of experience 3 weeks ago.

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>"fuck Yoel, he's an old man who pissed hot"
>*fights Silva*

>tfw 300 lbs and tapping manlets with top pressure
lel

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At competition?

jiu jitsu is all about getting humbled
punished leaf will be stronger

Id recommend mastering the Schaub shutdown before entering competition again

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Why isreal acts like if he was any good

cub

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Did anyone watch Invicta or am I the only one that memed themselves into doing it?

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Schaub didn't just do that, he defended it after

Really can you only name one other fight outside of the final 3?

Usually cards are weak but you lads can pick out potential spice, this card just looks shit though.

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youtu.be/cSOnJGHZ5M4?t=17

only you bru

I tuned in for 5 seconds but seemed boring af so I leave

Idk Taleb is usually pretty spicy. Chiasson is looking like a legid prospect. Juan Adams might be good. It's not a particularly bad card or anything.

Gonna sleep couple hours heem you later bros

hammerhead fights tonight

You should've stayed for for Kailin Curran memeing herself into a titeshot desu

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Al + Elias parlay? More like free m-m-m-monay parlay!

shcaub bless

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Bings nd bongs pls

He should be fucking grateful for Yoelito. Yoel deleted Whittaker's chin. If Israel has any chance at beating Rob, it's because of Yoel.

Isreal is fucking retard
cant wait someone curbstomps his head

>khabib
>smaller

Cub vs burgoise will be a peach of a fight hunnit percent

How many bongs till the fites

First heem of the night lads

It slipped

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Better than any knee attempts in the current ufc desu

Do lesbian WMMA fighters get aroused when they're grappling/wrestling with another woman?

Was there an ass-heem ever in UFC?

Mark Hunt almost ass heem'd Wandy

>that was clearly a flying hip shot
>do you know how many ford escorts your hips can generate when throwing a roundhouse kick?
>google it Jamie

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turned adblocker down on utube. fug

>Cowboy
>Bumson
>Swanson
>Dvalshili
>Harris
>Sanchez

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Are you intentionally trying to get everything wrong?

>woman with chest tat
lmao this is almost as bad as a dude with a trampstamp

Mike Perry seems like the kind of guy who would get a tramp stamp.

Al
Bumson
Shane
Katona
Harris
Sanchez

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idk what's so difficult about BJJ really, just keep your head up and get good bro

I'd still care for a response to this.

The UFC haven't been to these states.

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Of course you would.

Almost card time lads

I thought they had an event in Arkansas way back in the early days when McCain was trying to ban mma

Can we just stop for a minute to piss on McCain's grave?

based

pisses me off that democrats favourite republican used to be ron paul but now it's john fucking mccain

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>ywn move to comfy montana
why live bros

Those fucktards are even fawning about how great Dubya was The Orange Man turned them completely crazy.

5 bings, yall nuggas really?

Why is a Brit involved in American politics.

the favorite D of the R's is the one the jews like
the favorite R of the D's is the one the jews like

until you start hanging them and free masons from lamp posts and summarily executing their families for guilt by association afterwards, you'll never see any real change

American politics is on the news about 1/4 as much as British politics is here - I'm not even joking.
And it's not even like it's a "we care about what the world is doing" - it's only American politics and nothing else.

Paul turned into trump's pet cuck. Can't believe his own father hasn't disowned him yet.

I'd expect a Western European to do that; what's really silly is the literal Europoor acting like a standard American conservative. Probably the type of guy to say America has no culture on flagless boards. I wonder if the dumber ones realize they're steeped in America?

RON

tonight's card looking rough to watch lads

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How many bings?

Randlet is lowkey cute though, would make for a good twink.

Is it starting? Should I watch the memelims?

WE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIN

12 bings to go

>it's a fitzgerald episode

why paintball guns and not real ones ?

Prelims started

>there are people here who think Cuckald Cuckboy Cuckroni will win

Link.

>l-lemme get one m-more t-title r-run. i-im not a b-bum i swear!!!

the best fight in the prelims is unironically wmma, i hope we just have a bunch of heems

Hoping Elias gets heemed stiff lads

I hope Elias wins so they give him someone like Yoel or Gastelum next.

>theocuck is a fav against bumson

Go back to red.dit, lad.

There should be a lesbian in every WMMA fight. Either lesbians paried up with other lesbians or one lesbian paired up with a straight girl. Even better if the straight girl is clearly outmatched by the BULLDYKE and the thicc dyke throws the straight girl around and sits on top of her, holds her in place with her legs, etc. basically makes her feel helpless and weak in face of the superior BVLL DYKE. then the loser is forced to bow down and kiss the feet of the other opponent, and they are allowd to kiss during the fight also and are naked

Nah, m8. Gotta think long game. If he beats Brunson, he probably gets someone in the top 10 who will permaflush him next.

Sorry, but Elias is going to get a KO off that stupid looking kick he does.

Elias gadooshes pooel roidmero in the 3rd

Elias would heem Romero stiff with a superman punch, Pettis/Wondercuck style.

*throws slow, limp kick at you from 10 feet away*

Has anybody solved the Schaub question yet?

>American ads

A pajeet is fighting a shark, that should be sick. I've only ever seen one other injun fighter, I think he was in ONE.

elias will heem that dumb nigger

why is idubbbz fighting?

How long until the fights start

are there fights on? I can't find shit

It's crazy to realize that Schaub could heem 99.9% of human population.

gagnon vs smith walking out now - first prelim

Can anyone explain wtf the instant reply shit is? When would they ever stop a fight over it

>the cole train
Is he allowed to have that name?

>Michael "The Count" Bisping in the desk today

good bloke

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There was also the can they fed to Fedor a couple years back.

shouldn't he be The Coal Train? wtf is a Cole train?

First two guys are walking out right now

>coming out to pride theme
dis nigga better wreck shop

>starting the card 17 min late
Espn is truly the worst thing since WME

this newbie to the ufc coming out to the pride theme song like what?

Woah holy fuck is the natty GOAT commentating today?

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It has to happen, the great poof is such a meme fighter

Maybe because cole is his name

Tfw Bisbong commentates

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Coal train dummy, its the classic steam train that ran on slaves

Bunch of school kids throwing balls through a ring overrun again?

I thought they split
Glad to see that's not the case desu even if he is a wigger

What race are these guys?

Perry is black

Canadian and Canadien. In many way, this fight is France vs England

Jesus Christ that was brutal, that guy is a living meme.

Did we finally trade him for DC in the 2019 great racial trade?
if so good deal

May allah forgive me, they're c*anadian

Yet very satisfying.

Al
Elias
Cub
Dvalishvili
Spivak
Sanchez

Rose was a good champ and she is still my boy

You guys just missed a brutal heem in Bellator.

not a big fan of bisbing
just dont like im

Where are the picks leaf?

Idc fuck that shit

describe it

Disregard these forgot pic #
Al
Elias
Cub
Dvalishvili
Spivak
Sanchez

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Ragin' Al
Theodorou
Burgos
Katona
Spivak
Barriault

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Which are worse bong commercials or leaf commercials?

>bisbong on commentary tonight
Just heem me now

jebus, that was some tekken spinning feint shit

very nice description

SPINNING SHIT

Pls god don't let my boy Cowboy get heemed tonight

Sage Northcutts sisters boyfriend did some meme shit and then kissed maybe Sage maybe his sister

Bongs are worse everything is about soccer, gambling or gambling about soccer

Should I get a takeaway or be healthy? I don't really want to head into city centre now anyway

Bruce has the best job in the world.

>shout like a retard for 10 minutes total in a whole night
>get paid $100k per night
>UFC flies you first class all over the world
>have the best seat for each and every UFC fight

only reason to keep living is to find a meme job like this

Bruce Bless

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Is this shit live? I'm in Hawaii dont give me a bad time.

Don't like Cerrone but don't like Iaquinta, think I'll root for Cerrone.

You forgot
>Fucks 10s
>Sexually harasses the ring girls and they don't do shit about it.
>Screams at Make-A-Wish children at full force
Bruce is truly based

Never seen a leaf commercial. Bong commercials are all ads for betting websites.

HOLY SHIT dat stanky leg

heem wobbly

Semi heem

Ma halo jump on your coconut brudda its heem time

Al
Brunson
Cub
Mareb
Harris
Sanchez

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HEEM TAPPY
SCHAUB
SCHAUB
SCHAUB
JK

we got any webm bros on tonight?
I think I'm gonna pull a BASED and only tune in for the main card and catch up on HIGHLIGHTS

based caz

>Smith's corner telling him to knee his opponent in the head

Jesus christ based fight

lol thought Gangnon had this after Smith got turbo wobbled, feel bad for him.

Another first round knockout in Bellator, so much better than UFC.

bisping commentary fucking sucks, let him do europe cards idgaf

These two guys were always my boys, I'm not finding out about them right now.

maybe. or maybe they meant the body. i guess its impossible to know. one is just as likely as the other

He doesn't live in Europe doggy

>same thread still up

What happened to all the heemers

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yeap that was a gret fight

also good muai thai display

>that fight when it was on the ground

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>30-27
LMAO

holy shit arabs are taking the lgbt pill?

Based Squamish pumping out the killers.

>30-27
wat

yo im fuckin dying wtf was any of that

xDDDDDDDDDDDDdd gabi is a man am I right?????? xDDDDDDDDDDDD :DDDDDDDDD

Sweaty

>Ywn hug bisbong

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Bruce is truly /ourguy/

is it just me or does the nuUFC suck donkey balls?

Is this guy the Canadian Bryce Mitchell but with two nuts?

lmao why do they make Bisping do Octagon interviews
Shouldn't that Fitzgerald do it

What race is that Juan guy?

cringe

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Based archiver attitude

Why do octagon interviewers always do that hand on the shoulder thing

Houston

Ragin Al
Hello my name is Elias
Cub
Merab
Harris
Sanchez

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They always have the color guys do the interviews

her clit is the size of her husbands benis bro

Someone post that bellator heem

Dumbass shouldn't have messed with Holloway

anik has talked about it, they are literally holding the fighter and making them face the camera otherwise they move around and fuck up the shot

Lol I love the commentary being played over completely unrelated fights

>woman
wtf

epic haha

jordan bee peterson is the biggest intellectual of our time bro

Iaquinta
Brunson
Swanson
Dvalishvili
Harris
Barriault

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neanderthal

>heidi
who's this?

HAMMERHEAD TIME

>Woman on commentary
What

Fuck women

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i didn't know tferg had gotten this bad

>Canadian wrestlers
Who have they ever given us besides GSP and Brock?

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Juan "The Hammerhead" Adams

hoping for a technical chess match here

Sikhs are bro tier

...

nuevo

Someone tell this bitch to turn her headphones down, god damn

Make New thread

Juan "I'm not Sam" Adams

you can't really give them Brock he was born and raised down here and then betrayed us.

Pure american phenotype

Stop with this meme

they are sikh cunts no doubt

Bret Hart

I like how he falls into a pile of trash, very poetic.

Why you didn't tap you utter idiot?

how many bongs until main event?