Dallas Stars @ St Louis Blues Game 5 Thread 2

GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO chadnadian tinder poaster BOYS

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name of girl?
image search gives nothing

so this is what people meant by the blues choking in the playoffs

>ex gf texted me out of the blue tonight

Am I dumb enough to reply bros?

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>Booing your team in the playoffs

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depends on what she wants

>not recognizing your own mother
I've heard of face blindness but shit

You could always let dubs reply for you

tindertools.com/fake-tinder-message-generator/

What is this we have here?

don't do it, mate

Yes

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You’ll do it because you are a weak man

how bout you rip your phone in half and realize shes had plenty of dick now and most likely has an incurable STD

>booing your own team
bloos fans everyone

"only if my new friend jamal joins us"

New one
Will post updates if any replies

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I would think you are not, but if you are asking on Yea Forums I'm gonna say yes.

I want to believe

Before we get too far, my 6' 2" is actually two different measurements

Except he's been posting those overview pics that have the one message from multiple conversations

>Multiple super likes

This fag paid for Tinder gold

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Is it gay for a man to wipe his bootyhole?

If you're drinking tonight we both know you will.

yep.. super gay

thirsty for roast beef it seems

rollin for this

nothing wrong with it if you get more action, its cheaper than 1 drink at a bar

do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

nice mom jeans. would like them better on the floor next to my autopsy table

No

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>praising bad play
Absolutely casual

send her pic related

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>ah the basic white&blond bitch look

>the absolute STATE of NPC's everyone

do you like the taste of precum?

Why wouldn’t you just asking I’ve never used tinder

winrar

>booing your team off the ice in the playoffs
disgusting, no wonder theyve never won anything

How would you solve the Jew problem?

not like this

You are why the west is collapsing.

dubs picks next message i receive.

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Based

>cheering for God awful play in the playoffs
Casual af

I’ve been chatting up Rubith for a while desu

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it's okay, the bloos season will be over soon :)

good riddance

>i receive.

no, she's just trying to see if she still has any power left over you. don't give her the attention

Imagine being a fan that is ok with shit play in the post-season. You sound like a faggot

I don’t know about this for some reason

>impostor dubs replyanon
SHANT

Fuck sorry lads im drunk

No worries m8 you tried your best and that’s all we can ask

God speed Chadnadian

the blues are probably going to need at least two goals in the 3rd to stay in this one

That's fine they play like shit and they lose. I'm so shocked. it's like you've never seen them play before

Kek

are you going to wait for reply and completely ignore it and continue with the american psycho monologue?

Bold take imo

I’ll do as the dubs decide

Thanks NBC

Who's team /pie-o-my/ tomorrow?

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Kendall get off your phone

Great point, Kendall

based and sticktotheplanpilled

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"Their early work was a little 'new wave' for my taste. But when Sports came out in 83', I think they really came into their own -- commercially AND artistically."

pornhub.com/pornstar/summer-carter

Give me ONE(1) reason age of consent should exist

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete desu

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To win I think the blues are gonna have to beat the stars

Boy I sure do love black cock

this

Because you shouldn't be able to fuck 9 year olds m8.

Rerolling for

thanks user. meh feet, have to pass

Roll

Needs to be this

Give me ONE(1) reason the concept of consent should exist

Nice

rape isn't as easy as it sound m8, with the scratching, kicking and constant screaming you'd have to be one sick fuck to enjoy it

i know

sounds like you know from experience

thread is slowing down boys. I for one would like to thank Chadnadian for taking our minds off of the worst playoff series in years.

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>the enterprise center

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t.

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Based Pierre belittling Kendall

You could use those hands and mouth to service me, instead of being a cunt.

easy bro, same team here

so you want to chill or what ;)

sigh

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she wants it so bad lmao

i'm fucking myself right now

ok ok, so are we gonna fuck or not?

Mmmmmm immature ass, my favorite

so you gonna send feet pics or what?

Netflix and fuck

Roll again friend

Immature ass? reported

haha sorry my humor is sometimes a little weird.

I've actually been down this road.

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I'd rather fuck you over

tell her you smoke meth and can jizz hot cum in 4 strokes, and that you want her to piss on you and beat you and she should try it out

Yeah I'm on Yea Forums asking for replies. come to Yea Forums to see that you're being made a mockery of

boards.4channel.org/sp/thread/92502151#top

this is actually the chad response
kek

wow you can actually get banned from tinder?
makes me wanna try it out now

Winner

Rolling

Fuck boys another unmatch

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What’s the story bro?

sucky sucky three dorrar?

S

Can we make a thread without tinder faggot

which one is Rubith lad, left or right

Eliza - Your turban, my closet

>tonight

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Sara Eve: My grandma was in auschwitz so you wouldn't be the first survivor I fucked

and satan trips

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kek

It's a hardware level ban that includes a phone number/FB ban as well (whatever you used to sign up). Somewhat impressive

I always treated the app like a game and got reported too many times for being too raunchy. I think the last report was for something really plain....like "are your titties C4 cause they look bomb"
Also think I got reported for walking out on a date with a girl who made it known she was vegan and kept shitting on my job (she turned out to be a hippy and I work aerospace)

based triple 6 mafia

Make one friend. then just report this one for derailing the thread with off topic posters

Right

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Satan strikes again

Seeanna, hearanna, fuckanna

Noice

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holy shit kek

That sucks man I’d walk too in that situation desu

i can see why you have been chatting her up
good man

YIDS LEAVE THIS THREAD NOW!

based

Rubith mine penis m'lady

What an absolute bonehead play.

She has a kid lads I feel bad

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Something, something. Shitty hockey game is on. Something something score a goal.

There, you cunts. Now it's relevant again.

>BISHIT
>BISHIT
>BISHIT

about time

whoops

throw some pennies back over to /pol/ they will leave

LETS
FKIN
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No come on boys

Tell her that her eyebrows look like something you'd have to buy bug spray for

>b1shop

the blues might have scored one but they really need to keep trying to score another
thanks kendall

WTF KEK

so threesome?

>american tending
>bishit

>b1shop

See, i'll say it again, girls love this type of aloof goofy shit. It makes them think you are a chad who doesnt care, which highly arouses them

FUCKING FINALLY!

THE BISHOP!

very cool!

Finally some action lads.

Bishop is a cucknadian, you stupid fuck.

What a meme.

canada user - you might want to screencap this thread in case the FBI come knocking

LMAO Bishop

It’s falling apart lads

Falling apart

hes from st louis retard

she unmatched him you mong

SCHWARTZ BABY, WE WINNING NOW

>a puck moving goalie they said

He's from Denver, Colorado, dumb shit.

so he is a double agent...
San jose gets the refs, Bloos get their hometown boy

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>you mong
t. mong

Got her number after this, getting off for the night lads, it’s been fun

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dubs and you start sending pictures of your balls to tinder matches

Jamie "I dindu nuffin, I just skate hard into players when there is 5 seconds left in a 5-1 game faggot cunt" Benn with the penalty.

So He's Canadian?

Colorado is literally just Alberta's gay cousin from the south.

He's from here in Casper, Wyoming you absolute fucking retards. We were born in the same hospital room at the same time.

enjoy lad. maybe again sometime.

Good choice

good we can go back to talking about hockey and how gay and incel we are

mfw that's actually his girlfriend and they are playing all of you as fools.

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>he's not an NHL goalie
lmaoing @ your life

Make to to look for open sores on her anus user

noice

>another penalty kill

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it’s our time man

>oil
>cowboys
>right-wing

Texas has more in common with Alberta than Colorado

this is pretty fucking sad
>Kendall says something dumb
>dude tries to explain what she meant
>pretends to agree with her
it must be written into their contracts

>>>/discord/
>>>/reddit/

You're right. Discussion like this is waaaaaay better than the previous 189 comments in this thread.

Am i totally fucking retarded or did dallas have 5 players on the PK for a good 15 seconds

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>he's not an NHL goalie either

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Women were a mistake. Time to prefect human cloning so we can have an all male (homosexual) society.

possibly, I'm way too drunk to have caught something like that

shhh that's our secret. why else do you think we've been killing 95% of penalties in the playoffs?

Retarget

What you drinking bro?

Cheap vodka with coke for me

Not great

hmmmm bit gay m8

Si

hard pass for me

lets go st louis music genres

Stars are better skaters. Doing great getting in those passing lanes and mucking things up.

i'd be ok with because i like things up my butt and frankly frotting looks like it would be cool

Rags lost is this a sign?

wHaT sHoUlD i TeXt HeR aNoNs?

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thinking about all the fortnite games line-aye has been able to play since his elimination

Not really. The blues just suck.

lads, got a turd brewing right now. sneaking out a few hot pre-dump farts and they smell awesome.

You got any kids?

No.

rocket mortgage guys

we'll give you some leeway on your 30-year mortgage, if you sell your soul to us goyim.

thinking of refinancing lads, probably go with rocket mortgage

>dat save

Big fan of rocket mortgage for all my home finances.

Bishop is a true man of God

>Dat trip

Redpill me on the rocket mortgage meme.

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>absolutely Pierre

do you have 5 minutes?

pierre looks like a penis ha haha

Who was more of a mess: Jeb Bush or the 2019 St Louis Blues?

You know this is my first time watching hockey and this is intense as FUCK though it's hard to tell where the puck is

binningrude btfo

lmao st blose

I guess they’ll just have to sweep them in 7.

LET'S FUCKING GO

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>bloos

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Woooo

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>Bloossers

STARS WIN!!!
STARS WIN!!!
STARS WIN!!!

>the remote rural village of st loses

At least we still have the Rams

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