/hoc/

finally an American thread

who is ted? :D

As a vegas fan I have to go with vegas shitting the bed. Cry about the call all you want you had three chances to close it out now stop crying you bitches.

Imagine claiming to hate anime yet posting on an anime hockey forum

I went to sleep at the end of the second because I thought it was over. Fuck meeee.

OMG WE HAD THAT GAME BUT THE REFS FUCKED US IN THE BUTT >:/

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>as a vegas fan

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jordan binnington is the faggiest rich kid name i have ever heard

There needs to unironically be a based hockey anime like Slam Dunk.

[citation needed]

you got me m’lady

The /cric/ Master race
The /hoc/ beta race

Can you draw?
I can plot

His last name is very close to mine, albeit significantly worse.

How do they keep getting away with it?

it's Tampa. They were making a quick exit, but nobody was thinking they would fold easily as they did. no one. Vegass is easily a close second though, another case where they probably going to lose but >four in five? nobody was thinking that would happen, not even with Fleury in net.

Ignore all of those flags, lads.

objectively it's the lgbtning getting swept but personally it's the fact that >we even won more than one game against the caps. Couldn't vote for that win in 7 though because by that point I was starting to believe anything was possible. (didn't stop me from damn near having a heart attack for the entirety of both OTs though.)

ask the magic 8 ball

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Shant be spoon feeding retards for the millionth time with information that has been repeated to said retards.

Columbus will win the cup

will I die this year?

Anime is aesthetically repulsive slop

would watch/read

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will the teds heem the shit out of bombston and make it to the ECF?

Seething manchild

Yes.

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trigger finger on that goal horn lel

either of these teams will get bodied by the sharks

lost my keys lads
shall be dying on the street tonight

very sad
I’ll remember you user

based

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seek refuge at the spike

>43 posts
>less than 18 active posters

cric on the left, hoc on the right

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thats how it all begins

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will i put my peener into the vagina?

>have to help my friend move tomorrow
>all the games are scheduled for afternoon and later
thank you based gary

Imagine being a stars or blues fan

Excuse you this is a strong duck general

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>reddit park boys
every thread now it seems

am I getting a gf?

>yes
Strong duck is just too good

based

am I going to the sex with a girl?

strongduck and american post?! how based is that?!

it hurts, but I do have good expectations for this team next season. Glad they made the second round, not happy how they played in it. It’s a learning experience, but it’s a good way to understand what they need this offseason. Now I only crave for someone like bellows or aho or dobson becoming regulars

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FUCK OFF. TPB is a treasure

STRONGDUCK BE PRAISED

what's icing? help me lads

this boring ass fucking series is going 7 isn’t it?

Who is this retarded weeb talking to

t. reddit

It’s when you do too much cocaine and then your dick won’t get hard.

>1
Yes on the strong duck scale

It's shit, fuck off with it.

Hurric/a/ts!

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will the blues beat the blue jackets 4-2 in the finals

>tfw the league folds after the unprecedented record low playoff ratings from the second round on

Who are you talking to? I’m a fan of my team, I’ll post for my team. Do I give a shit if I post anime? No because you all seethe endlessly over it

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Will the Seattle NHL team be called the Totems?

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Fuck you, trash taste motherfuckers

it's that shit that ruins cakes despite idiots insisting it's the best part

Die.

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bet you like redditkenny too huh?

Oh fuck lol now it's replying to me

when the is ice in the drive way

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imagine having over 4 TB of anime

no

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Why must you betray me, Bracket. I thought we were frens.

Will womens hockey ever be given a sustainable league that young girls can dream about playing in?

I like chaos you know this.

will /cric/ ever not get BTFO?

Dubs and Columbus wins the series
Non dubs and Columbus wins the series

What kind of friends dont fuck with each other

is grease kill?

imagine having over 0 bits of anime

>The East is the superior conference!
>3 sweeps within the first 2 rounds

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based seething isles fan

Logically, I know that that's how it's supposed to go. But when I was growing up, people who didn't like me fucked with me, so I never made the right association and always responded poorly to it.

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>needing more than 4 games to win
Yikes

smells like s0ilent in here..

and now you post frogs on Yea Forums
really makes you think

If it actually bothers, you I will stop then fren. But kindly work on your seething over it. It is just a cartoon after all.

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nice

Fucking shit ted

>Pushing down that much just to look below average
Straight up chode,, my guy

I’m just fat lad

>tfw no game seven

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are traps gay?

who will canada bandwagon when blues get bounced?

Look up an online TDEE, enter your info, and then just count your calories.

why did you post this?

teds

I think he made another one of those "if the Canes win I'll do X" bets.

SCF

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Fat with a small dick
I would know, I am too and I wholeheartedly admit this just to BTFO dicklets on the internet

Already do, lost 30 pounds in a month

I'm sorry fren. I'll stop Yea Forums posting for your team.

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BIG

Not small
Just average
I’m 6x7

will gary die soon?

>lost 30 pounds in a month
holy fucking wew
And I thought I lost weight quickly.

lipofag detected

It helps that I cut out all carbs for a month and worked out everyday, the only thing I ate was fish salad and brocolli for a whole month

>lipo
Yikes, if I had lipo I wouldn’t have any fat at all

>"IF ONLY THE ISLANDERS HAD A FRANCHISE CENTER"

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Columbus has a franchise center
Pierre luc Dubois will literally have 90 points next season
Panarin will not leave since they are winning the cup

No, Gary is eternal.

based doesn't understand how either natural fat loss or liposuction work poster

for me it's the carolina hurric/a/nes

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Holy fuck I hate this idiot.
He has the worst fucking takes.

this is unholy

Oh deer lard

>only metro teams in the ECF
BASED
The metro has literally had every single cup in the past 3 years
It is highly unlikely the west will win the cup

is comfy really just a code word for boring desu?

weebs OUT

i'm thinkin the blots might win it all, lads

BASED NO

Who is this SLUT

So Columbus

based who else c/a/niac here

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Imagine not liking letterkenny

courtney the caniac is my OC, please don't steal. a lot of work went into coming up with xer pronouns and piercings

kys

>pierre being patronizing
kek

I'm a huge knights fan

*waits for your apology*

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lifelong here myself

OMG ME TOO! :D

Beat the Bruins first

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>Even more Canes bandwagoning shitposters now
Oh joy

hey, i don't see /hoc/ on that list there. ??????????????????

No. Pulju deserved your spot

Will Auston Matthews ever win a cup?

imagine positng chinese cartoons on a vietnamese textile forum

reroll

>Carolina Hurricanes advance to the Conference Final. Congrats to all those long suffering hockey fans in Raleigh who’ve been following this team for the past two months.
KEK

Strong ducks being smart with you

user from the bar here, got home from work and don't have anything to drink here, should i go back to the bar

holy fucking seething

ready for the historic third season next year, lads?

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ask stronk duck you fool

just yaked up my whiskey at my desk lads. went down the wrong way.

no i want the canes to win
>win cup in a year where their attendance was 14000 and in the bottom 4 of the league
holy fucking memes

>bishit
>american tending

SCAAAARRRRR

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW

thanks for bringing me to the right path user
should i go to the bar

If only he wasn’t so strong and i could do something about it

>bishit

MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND IS GONNA BUY SEASON TICKETS SOON! I'M EXCITED!

i'm coming in hot with a prius load of onions!!!

>Stars collapsing
oh no no no

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>scar
>penulty
ohnononono. not like this.

I’m about to fuck this chick
Should I make a webm?

Will /myteam/ win the cup in my lifetime my duck?

I really hate the blues lingering
Just go away ffs

Ngl he is pretty based tho
>1 goal on 31 shots
This is bad goaltending according to canadians. No wonder you niggers cant win a Stanley

I really hate the stars lingering
Just go away ffs

don't drink and drive user

Please give me some OT tonight hockey gods

your path has been written

OUR DUBS DON'T LIE

stronk duck is absolutely based and redpilled
i don't do that anymore, i'll catch a bus or call a cab
might report from the bar

>he needs to cock post to stay away from this place
sad

Is President TRUMP going to win and be our glorious President for 4 more years?

would be kino to HEEM the stors in round 3

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Will bloos lose 2:1

Ted?

MORE THAN 4????

Blood win 3-2 in OT.

check 'em

Was this a joke?

Stars gonna win

>stars
>blose
>hurricanes
>sharks
>avs
>bruins
>teds
the knights would unironically bootyblast all of these SHIT teams

based

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Apartment for rent
Address: (You)r mind
Rent: Free

Bloos*

Damn autocorrect. Check 'em now faggots.

Also Trump wins 2020 and my gf stops cheating on me.

Get doing pushups for trump son

grim for that trump fella

caps would beat all those teams if not for refpuck

>Haha
Guys this is scary

but they couldn't

Welp. GG, stars will win I guess

>moronto has won a cup more recently than >your team

why is reddit triggered by don cherry

There's nothing "fun" about a Hurricanes vs. Stars Stanley Cup
It would make a mockery of the sport

I wouldn't know

whose don cherry?

It's going to be sharks/bruins

why are the desert dwellers still here?

because they're actually high iq, unlike the retards here.

Because reddit is full of s0i boys and non-men

Will it be sharks bruins?

sand niggers?

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based battle

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Old white guy. Reddits worst enemy

>day 9,599
>still no ice girl gf

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their hatred for the shorks keeps them here.

pretty sure its all falseflagging

Answer me duck

>blackcocks
fake and gay

Perhaps they genuinely like the sport of hockey.

I love how people talk about the canes and avs like they're some amazing story of rising up from nothing but failure, when both teams have won cups since 2000.

Oh no really?

heh

they don't even know the rules

why are they called the st lewis blues, lads?

way to wait till the last 5 minutes to actually start playing some fucking hockey, blues

That’s one smug duck

Dr. Lewis Bleu was the original mayor of St. Lewis in 1963 when the team was created

Desperation. If they lose tonight they know they will not be able to survive the series

So if I do 39 pushups then it wont be bruins sharks?

Well this is just shitty. All the bad guys are winning lately

So if I do 39 pushups it won't be bruins sharks?

DO IT LAD

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>tfw my conference finals might be right, except san jose in place of vegas
grim

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Real talk: Ben Bishop is a conn smythe candidate right now.

So if I do 39 pushups it IS bruins/sharks
No

hockey tonight was very disappointing
shall be writing an angry letter tomorrow morning to gary

No he isn't faggot. Shut up

>the negro infested ruins of St Loses

Fuck the eastern conference. Go stors

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>It was (x)-(y)

all the cool kids are bandwagoning the sharks

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why is the east so shit?

>Bombston
>winning game 5 or 6

how does /hoc/ feel about hockey?

>cool kids
>sharks

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Pretty based night of hockey

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>heavily pixelated smuk munk

not bad

more like rising up from the ruins of obscurity and flyover states

is that the one with the stones on the ice?

>I’m bandwagoning the sharks
>I’m cool
Do I really have to spell it out for you?

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After 20 years of watching it, I think I might like it, don't really know, what do you think?

because living is missouri gives you the blues

why the fuck has firefox disabled all my addons

The west is literally going to get dabbed on. Even more of a quickie than Washington-Vegas last year.

>shorks

seething cuplet and a tripfag to boot
very grim

We tinder nao

because they're retards. they'll probably fix it in a day or two

>firefox

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>vegASS

what the fuck do i do in the meantime, 4channel is unusable

If you can't crash at a friend's, then I unironically would suggest going to a 24-hr diner and staying up with some coffee until you can call a locksmith in the early morning

It's a great browser

Not as good as cricket

>he doesn't use explorer

youtube.com/watch?v=oliq8m8Qph0

have you tugged on your cock?

Will there be any goalies at my drop-in skate tomorrow?

Umm...sorry, excuse me who are you again?

read a book. play a video game. get some sleep.

but what you're probably going to do is drink yourself into a coma

Or just pass out in the booth

>2019
>using firefox

>>>\wsg\2829816

I ask again, any tendies at drop-in tomorrow morning?

I lied, I won’t remember you at all.

tasty riffs, lads
youtube.com/watch?v=QcNY7yw_ZI0

i don't want to go to any porn sites without ublock active

how do you fuck up this bad?

IT'S LOOSE!!!

>but what you're probably going to do is drink yourself into a coma
and?

I used the wrong brackets because of ffmpeg. it uses \ in

wtf lads, is that me?

spoon feed a retard please
what's that site that let's you stream certain tv show episodes randomly?

also when will the "third defenseman" meme end?

and then when you wake up it'll hopefully be fixed
youtube

vaughnlive might be it.

what’s getting fixed again?

How does a person even get like this? Seriously having sex isn't hard

Post your face when the Dallas Stars win the Stan Lee Cup

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Sharks

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I called someone who had a spare, fortunately they answered me that late. thanks for the tip though, I'll remember if that ever happens

you just did

This but without a trip

found a workaround boys
old.reddit.com/r/firefox/comments/bkcjoa/all_of_my_addons_got_disabled_and_they_are_all/emgi4ck/

that's what i did when i saw an iron maiden concert and couldn't afford a room, just drank coffee in a mcdonalds all night

you're plan backfired, I remembered it was cytube from this post

neat another one thanks

Which childhood trauma causes someone to be a tripfag on an anonymous image board?

Shut the fuck up bracketnigger

rape probably.

an extreme lack of self confidence and a desperate need for attention. Probably from lack of a father figure.

oh shit whattup /hoc/

*dabs*

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bar user reporting, made it lads, usual crowd of local drunks gave me a warm welcome, end of blogpost, enjoy your night lads

Also a major cause of animefagging

based. i'm gonna have a fap.

stay safe

Anyone wanna play fortnite?

w i l d c a r d

heres a cool song about sharks for you shorks friends

youtube.com/watch?v=V0XBuOWqiaY

yeah meet me over at reddit.com

laine hasn't logged off since jest elimination

youtube.com/watch?v=9M_FlkAiTSo&t=43s

Here's a stars song
youtube.com/watch?v=JuWJ0cNdTBU

>it's real
youtube.com/watch?v=LHWZ2NLoQik

Fucking based, though Dougie should've launched him over the glass when he did it to McBoomer in the first place.

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is this when jamie benn finally woke up this season?

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Good game kid

based vinnie paul abandoned the stars for the knights, god rest his soul

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Lmao suck my dick

Why is the blues fucking goal song so gay? WTF its literally some old coot playing organ in house

That must have been very close to when he passed away
FFFFF
F
FF
F
F

>vegas literally killed him
RIP

he used to come into this shop i worked at in vegas pretty often, he was always the nicest dude to fans.

This confuses the snowbelters and leafbelters

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That it’s for everybody

May he rest well.

listening to wu tang clan, lads

It's actually based as fuck, retard.

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now

Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'

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Canes are gonna whoop your ass

Lol no

You mean the sharks

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All goal songs that aren't slapshot are gay.

he's gonna make it through the night r-right lads

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Will the sharks defeat the stars in the WCF

>an actual hill billy showdown will be the scf
how does /hoc/ feel about this?

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>89 pushups
Fuuuuuuuug

i like it because i know gary hates it

>no Canadian teams
Fine by me

get to it, fatty.

have sex

What's so hillbilly about the shorks

we all die eventually

You still have to win another round, retard.

gary loves it

I'm totally fine with it. My leafs are out, and if my second favorite in San Jose gets knocked out too, I'm totally fine with it. Just as long as goddamn Boarston doesn't get in, I'm totally fine with it.

won't be loving it when it's the worst rated finals in the modern era.

havent had actual sex in over a year, lads
youtube.com/watch?v=RJOrwjj44Yc

Can you back that up with facts?

Haven't had actual sex in over 24 years, lads.
youtube.com/watch?v=AEsbcLOeVCw

it's just a theory

>stars vs canes

Who the fuck is going to watch this Final?

Sharks vs. Hurricanes Stanley Cup
Sharks are the actual good team
Hurricanes are the meme team
Shorks gentleman sweep and finally hoist the cup for the first time in front of the home crowd

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me? watching players like hieskenan and slavin is fun

Please this

"No."

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>404 FILE NOT FOUND

>yf if this happened

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only team in the east that could win the Cup is boston. Even the Avs would bootyblast whatever meme squad comes out of the east.

Anyone else miss having the >rags in the playoffs?

Eh... they're not even going to get past the Avs

time for some joe rogan youtubekino lads

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this, the fucking canes are dabbing on everyone. that conference is shit

You shitting me right? Nothing’s is gonna too the embarrassment that came out of Tampa unless is famous Jameis

This just sounds like another one of those boomer takes that we've been hearing since the start of the playoffs. The same kind of takes that had Tampa winning it all.

He is

Will I be able to be in a loving relationship?

Really takes the wind out of the sails once you get over the memetastic first round only to realize it left the absolute worst teams for an interesting playoff picture, at least in the East

Canes have already eliminated the defending champions. They don't get enough respect.

Will I be able to be in a loving relationship?

Thanks user
If the Teds sweep in 6 I’ll try and fuck her

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No because fuck them

shorks are done memeing. they're spent. won't win another game this ploffs.

But user it was fun to watch them choke every year

parity is a jewish conspiracy.

thats a negative, lad. gary skyped me earlier and told me that the sharks will be in the WCF, digits also confirm this

You say that like the Avs aren't any good when they're probably the most talented of the remaining west teams. You can't seriously expect me to believe the stars are serious title contenders, and the sharks WON'T choke. Blues can't win when goaltending doesn't bail em out.

Rate my foot

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did you step in chemicals, lad?

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>avs fans

pucks deep and pucks on net

Ted tier carpet

No.

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>alabama and oklahoma that high
>carolinas and kansas that low

shit list desu

how how HOw howhowhow how you gon' go and sweep da 1st round and den get swept yoselves man like for real

That means literally nothing. Defending champ usually goes out in the first or second

You get played by a better team and lose two games at home that should have been won. Fuck barclays, nassau should’ve been the venue through the playoffs for every round. Expand that back to 16000 and give what the fanbase wants at least

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Meant for

His defensemen were much more to blame than he was, pulling him was harsh imo.

His BAC will be right up around his save %

>it's the arenas fault the team on the ice sucked

my canes are fucking elite
please remember to watch our league at 17:00 finnish time (in 8 hours) today

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'aven'ts win it

ROLLIN

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>His defensemen were much more to blame than he was, pulling him was harsh imo.
True, but in cases like that it's usually the coach sending a message to the team "STOP HANGING THE TENDER OUT TO DRY YOU STUPID FUCKS!". The team didn't bounce back. Looks like they needed Tavares after all.

LMAO so fucking based

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All teams are the good guys except for the Bruins and Sharks.

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I hope Canes win the Cup and storm surge in the final by launching pucks at Don Cherry's severed head resting in the Dominion bowl tbqh.

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Icing when bang de puck come down de udder end before de udder guys my harm go up play stop den start again

If the Asv are the most talented group remaining how would the sharks losing to them be a choke?

They don’t. Tavares isn’t the one all save all answer that would’ve been amazing. As much as he is able to score, he made the choice to go to Toronto, and he’s gonna get mocked. Islanders just got completely stopped from not only mac, but the canes defense. Enjoy tavares anyway because he is such a shitty defender

>coke
>dr. pepper
>fucking powerade
>minute maid
the absolute state of that drink machine

No homo but if these are legit you must be pretty good looking.

>They don’t.
The Icelanders scoring in the series says otherwise.

Also, +19 = shitty defender? Let the seethe flow.

their main problem is that no one wants to play for them and they can't attract a high end free agent to replace him.

Reminder that if you attach a chinese cartoon to your post I immediately scroll right past it because there’s zero possibility your comment will be worth reading

for me its your flag(i didnt read your post, i just guessed what you would say)

good, i don't want you reading my posts

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hello hoc

good post

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Frens

hello please support car parts tonight

Would you employ Shannon in your front office if you owned a hokkei team?

He’d be my numbers guy

youtube.com/watch?v=waf5PBKwszA

No I’d build a staff made solely of Finns

how much longer until shannon is allowed to vote for the media decided awards?

no i would do all front office work myself. trust no one

not even yourself

mods not happy about the hockey discussion?

Can anyone other than Orr be considered the GOAT defenseman?

Cleaned up the faggy images at least

Jyrki Lumme

2006 should've been Buffalo vs Edmonton

gay

>a season ago, Carolina Hurricanes were among the Sabres and Coyotes
>today, they sweep their opponent in the second round of the playoffs

HOW

Mark Howe finished with a +87 in 1985-86 which is incredible considering the amount of scoring back then. +400 overall in his career and could probably have been more prolific offensively but chose to be a stay at home defenseman

Their entire 6 dmen got hurt my boy can't stop Doug weight with depth d

They're a team of destiny

Toshinou Kyouko is a canon Canes fan.

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I was at his Jersey retirement game in Philadelphia. Geordie Howe was still alive and it was a really nice presentation, and Voracek got one of the nastiest kronwallings in memory. Overall, I had fun.

starting to think that stors suit who shit on the players mideason is a genius

What happened to nino niederreiter

no but seriously what kind of grown man is named dougie

Was thinking about this last night. Every team should get shit on midseason, preferably by hot blonde sluts

Are you saying that both Matt Martin and Leo Komarov aren't considered high end free agents? For shame good sir, for shame indeed.

No one outside Canada, that's for damn sure.

Buffalo was pretty much ded at that point. The fact they pushed that canes team to a game 7 is insane, but they were just outclassed. As for edmonton, they just couldn’t stop the canes and their offensive weapons

Sarcasm much sarcasm

>bloos

>Supporting car parts
>Ever

That's a big yikes from me

he was always great

hesapelle spotted

Who /a fucking axe/ here

>Implying

Supporting Kärpät is like supporting the Cheatriots.

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For me, it's

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really cool.

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MIkkeli more like KIKKELI HAHA :DD GET IT?

Yeah haha xD

At least someone with /our/ colours can win something besides the biggest disappointment.

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>win bronze
congratulations

How is this nigga 27 like look at him nigga doesn't look a day older than 45

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They'll beat Colorado but Bishop will outplay Jone5 in WCF

Tappara has been wearing blue and orange since 1932

LOVE Finland
LOVE Finnish posters
LOVE Finnish Liiga

...

kaapo kakko desu

Smuk_Anok, if you're out there: I want to let you know that we love you and hope you're safe and sound

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

we dont love "him" and do hope he is dead by suffocation

Rude

Who won liiga this year?

>canes - stars scf
best timeline

Reminder smuk was outed as a bisexual ponyfag
How haram can one person be?

game 7 of finals today car parts vs hpk

Imagine the shitstorm if a sunbelt team with finnish meme players wins cup

At least he made the effort to provide the autists in /hoc/ with endless smuks

I hope Karpat wins

Finnpill me on hpk

Why is the Canes goal song so godawful?

good guys

Everything about them is gay
Shall watch good guys

do finns still watch jokerit?

Because a Canadian user (allegedly) set up a vote bot for the team's online poll last summer and rigged it for a meme song, which won.

Lmao no
Basically a russian team at this point

being a nazi is pretty reddit

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inclels swept by carogina lmao

yeah it’s something they’re known for

DAE leftists are the real fascists? subscribe to my patreon

redditors? they're the most fascist of them all.

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>/pol/ shit
>in my /hoc/

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youtube.com/watch?v=GcABbx_pUCo

rph

i just had sex with my hand

>no one discussing the wild
>I can't stop thinking about them

which one

Real bed time hours

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left. always

That's weird that means the right side of your brain was engaged how creative

nighty night

go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

i was playing pretend that a girl i know was sucking my dick

This but fuck the oilers

Rangers suck lmaooooooo

Tossing and turning in bed thinking about the Minnesota wild and ponder mike yeos chin beard

>rags

>nobody mentions the wild
>user starts going crazy about them

can't stop thinking about the new jersey devils lads

Just pissed my fucking pants dreaming about the Minnesota wild

Every time I look down at a girl sucking my dick I start wondering what she's getting out of the deal and it takes me forever to finish. Then the girl calls me all the time because she gets self conscious.

women more or less know that they're supposed to suck dick at least a little bit. i get my dick sucked before i fuck like 100% of the time and i'm not going down on girls more than 60% of the time beforehand.

basically sucking dick is probably not a big deal to most of them and its much easier to make a man cum (and be certain about it). any time I haven't been able to finish the chick makes something out of it.

I just tell them to keep going when they say their jaw hurts and I literally never go down on and them and if they fucking INSIST I start fingering them and sticking a finger in their bitthole which they pretend to enjoy but I know they don't.

eating pussy is pretty fun desu

bar user made it safely fyi

Not in my experience. After I realize you just kind of squeeze the clitoris between your tongue and upper lip it's like playing a sports game on easy mode and I end up getting girls I'm not that interested in completely obsessing over me

i agree

Gay sport.
Gay thread.
Gay board.

you watching the iihf or no

Just a few things I need to get off my chest

I love the Minnesota wild
Girls are cute
Fuck hill billys

yep, it's surprising how many dudes don't know to stimulate the clitoris. idk man if you actually give a shit about the woman you're fucking sex can be pretty fun

What's the point? Sweden wins lol.

i eat ass

I think caring about the woman is most important. Sometimes I'm fucking a chick and I start thinking about how much I don't want her to call me

It's pretty fun to call Romania fans gypsies they lose their shit and make crazy threats

i lick buttholes and pussies

sounds like you need to get some standards then. the chase is worth 20 times the prize. fucking a chick who doesn't challenge you is just filthy ape skin rubbing together.

DIV1A (1 tier lower from World Championship with us)
SOUTH KOREA - LITHUANIA LIVE NOW (1st intermission right now)
youtube.com/watch?v=Up5X8oRnnW0

South Korea need a win to keep promotion hopes up, while Lithuania needs a win to avoid getting relegated!

KAZAKHSTAN - BELARUS also later today, both teams fighting for promotion to Championship division with us next year!

STANDINGS
iihf.com/en/events/2019/wmia/standings/roundrobin

Also later today!

DIV1B (two tiers lower from World Championship)
NETHERLANDS - ROMANIA
Romania need a win in regulation to certainly earn promotion to DIV1A, while Netherlands needs a win in regulation to keep hopes of survival in the division to next year!
POLAND - JAPAN
Poland need a win in regulation to hope getting promoted instead of Romania, but if Romania wins the Netherlands-match in regulation, then its over for Poland!
ESTONIA - UKRAINE
And if Netherlands wins, then both teams want to win in order to survive in the division! But if Netherlands loses in regulation instead, then its just a final placement match for both teams!

STANDINGS
iihf.com/en/events/2019/wmib/standings/roundrobin

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most of 4channel suck dicks, so you're one of the good ones, no wonder you're on /hoc/

Korea's got this.

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swiss user, is not taking a side in a dispute a meme in swissland?

>choosing to represent south korea instead of canada just so you'll be able to play international games
pretty pathetic desu

why is it pathetic?

>no asterisk

Maybe pathetic isn’t the right word, more like sad. Like they’ve realized this is their only chance to play on an international stage
or maybe they feel more Korean and I’m just full of shit
They are however helping in building hockey in Asia regardless so I’ll give them credit for that

if i had the chance to play on an international stage by representing another country, i'd do it in a heartbeat, no matter what the country, i feel like all my life i grew up to see international hockey as the peak of competition and i'd give all i have to play there.
i guess not all anons see it this way and i understand it, but i don't think it's sad that a player would play for another country to get to play on the big stage

Lmfao literally 1993:the post 26 years and counting

WORLD LEAGUE

I've always felt more Swedish than Finnish

youtube.com/watch?v=0n7_C80zI1E

made me physically sick

getting drunk and ready to flood the marketplace

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This made me irrationally annoyed.

I sincerely hope that people like this don't actually exist.

Rooting for car parts is only acceptable if they are your "local" team. Everything else is just bandwagoning.

kärpät is koko suomen joukkue

>this is what car parts fans actually believe
paska kaupunni, not even once

Fffffinnbreakerrrrrrr

DIV1B
ROMANIA - NETHERLANDS LIVE NOW
youtube.com/watch?v=VU3s_ZadAjU

This match will decide lots of things!
If Romania wins in regulation, they will have won promotion to the higher tier division for next year!
If they win in OT, then Poland still has a chance to earn promotion by winning in regulation their own game against Japan!
Netherlands will want to win in either regulation or OT (preferably regulation) to assure survival in the division to next year!
Ukraine and Estonia will be following the outcome of this match, as they are both in danger of facing relegation and will be playing against each other later today!

LATER TODAY
POLAND - JAPAN
ESTONIA - UKRAINE

SOUTH KOREA - LITHUANIA is also still ongoing, check the earlier post!

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These playoffs suck, just a bunch of meme shit reddit teams

hello burgers/kanadians, please go to bed

thank you

Just woke up after an almost all night orgy

what a goat jersey matchup

Kakko vs Kucherov soon

Less than a week to skoda cup, lads. I can't wait! It's the highlight of my year.

based and kingdompilled

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high test

based
Sweden-Finland union when?

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based and balticpilled(excluding viro and liethuania)

based thread

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sad but accurate

a real human bean

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Why do rags accumulate all young KHL rejects? Do they want to suck forever?

thatsapenis.jpg

>absolute state of kazakhstan's iihf team this tourney
eliteprospects.com/team/1837/kazakhstan
12 mercenaries on their team wtf

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Since when did hockey overtake basketball in popularity on Yea Forums? Used to be that NBA playoff threads got way more replies than Stanley cup threads, but these days I hardly see any basketball discussion while /hoc/ is one of the most active generals.

the has had a massive influx of refugees from other leagues tired of politics and race being the dominant talking points of the leagur

white man always finds his way home

Romania - Netherlands match getting pretty exciting! Only about 2 minutes left and the game is 2-1 for Romania. They win in regulation and Romania is promoted, while Netherlands is surely relegated!

Kappo noow

Why is Netherlands so bad at hockey when they are good at borg ice skating and field hockey

And Romania wins promotion to 1A while Netherlands is relegated back to 2A for next year!!
This also means Ukraine and Estonia will remain in 1B!

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No one cares m8

>russians nhl stars losing to finnish liiga bulls

i care about finland

lmao

DIV1A
KAZAKHSTAN - BELARUS LIVE NOW
youtube.com/watch?v=fIBLnCMwsqQ

Kazakhstan has already won promotion, so they are only playing for a brighter a medal in the lower division!
Belarus winning will win them promotion with Kazakhstan, while South Korea remains in 1A to next year!
Kazakhstan winning will keep South Korean hopes up for promotion!

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LET'S GO BINLAN

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This is as much of a storm surge as we will get until we win the Stanley Cup on home ice, so I'll take it.

>he needs a cartoon image of a female to talk for him
found the real homo

we need more russians in /hoc/

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Russians don't watch nhl.

understandable

Who is the Ronaldo of hockey?

>finland winning russia
Is Liiga better than KHL???

for real though, we need to merge Liiga and SHL together as Eastern and Western Conferences respectively if we want to keep our domestic hockey on par with others and also interest than just everyone watching and playing in NHL and KHL

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who is ronaldo?

me

URMOM LOL :DDD

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The original Ronaldo or Crybaby Ronaldo?

yes they do, I see slavic comments under their videos all the time

Who is the Jari Litmanen of hockey?

Where's Kukkonen?!

Aho. They even look the same.

What are some good west coast teams to watch?

Vancouver

the golden knights are unironically the best and most based team in the league lad

sharks are /ourguys/ out west

San Diego Tortillas

Who is the niilo22 of hockey?

unironically gonna lose weight by just eating näkkileipä and drinking water

will this work?

Yes but don't stop eating protein

who's the juha88 of hockey?

Who is the Marchand of soccer?

Suarez. This was easy.

Sex & drugs & hockey

ill put snellmannin maksamakkaraa on the näkkileipä then

someone make new

Good choice

can women truly understand hockey

How about the Ducks?

And there's

Finnish liiga bulls 2
Russian nhl "stars" 0

What's today's Taco Bell Take?

they've had some good teams, won a cup some years back. decent choice desu, theyre not a typical team that gets bandwagoned

new

>twitter.com/nhlcanes/status/1124485905509695488?s=21
>twitter.com/nhlcanes/status/1124485905509695488?s=21
>twitter.com/nhlcanes/status/1124485905509695488?s=21

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