This should be a fun series
>doyers
Enrique Hernandez(R) 2B
Cody Bellinger(L) 1B
Justin Turner(R) 3B
Corey Seager(L) SS
Chris Taylor(R) CF
Alex Verdugo(L) RF
Austin Barnes(R) C
Joc Pederson(L) LF
Clayton Kershaw(L) P
>dads
Ian Kinsler(R) 2B
Franmil Reyes(R) RF
Manny Machado(R) SS
Hunter Renfroe(R) LF
Eric Hosmer(L) 1B
Ty France(R) 3B
Wil Myers(R) CF
Austin Hedges(R) C
Eric Lauer(R) P
First for Rags!
Dodgers!
Go Doyers
>Beat LA chants already
>3 up 3 down
Lmao thought the dodgers were supposed to be good?
Imagine being dominated by a guy named Gaylord
>poodres
The franimal is at least showing up
>kinsler
Imagine losing back to back world series lmao
Imagine never winning a world series
OH NONONONONO
KERSHIT
ITS MACHADDIE
HOLY FUCK THAT WAS SMOKED
How old are you? 30? Lmao you've never seen the dodgers do shit
Here we go dad-gers here we go *clap clap clap*
Is this supposed to be a dodger/padres chant or you a New York Dodger fan?
do the dads have a cycle yet? i always thought it was hilarious their shit franchise didn’t even have one of those
The daddys own ya
Yeah, Matt Kemp did it lmao
It would be based Kemp
Lmao absolutely SEETHING at machaddie taking kershit yard
>2nd inning and Kershaw has already thrown nearly 40 pitches
LMAO
They had one back in 2015, you must be thinking of them having no no hitters. youtube.com
Wew Myers
this outfield defense is hilarious
seeth seeth SUHHEETH!!!
You know, if I was a Dodger fan I'd make the trip to San Diego as much as I could as well. Anything to get out of my smog filled, traffic jammed, bum paradise trash city I live in
>all these dads lifelongs this season
DAD-DIES OWN YA *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
womp womp
Imagine
Imagine actually giving up
Imagine actually giving up a home run to Ian fucking "below .200" Kinsler
>Kershit
LMAO
washed up
>kershit
>smog filled, traffic jammed, bum paradise trash city
San Diego is the same, except even more Mexicans.
OH NONONO
THE FRANIMAL
HES HERE
You weren’t supposed to point that out
>smog filled
Nope
>traffic jammed
Starting to get there from you faggots
>bum filled
Not even close to the level of LA
this really is the world series for san diego huh
If they manage to win tonight it will be their apex
Absolute cope
Do it for my torn butthole bros....
Tatis torn butthole revenge game
>denial
>denial
>denial
how sad lol
HAHAHHAHAHHA LOOK AT THESE FOUR EYED SPIC FAGGOTS HAHAHAHHAH
OH NO NO NO
Truth
Truth
Truth
Try not to get stabbed tonight ese
did he really tear his butthole
Oh no, Kershaw might be hurt. Pull him from this game to be safe.
and when the dodgers win!?!?!?!?
u too puto
yes
F
RIP(ped butthole)
Evening, lads.
It has more white people and Vietnamese and some Mexicans. But I wouldn't compare us to LA or San Francisco. Everyone pretty friendly here, if you want whitey friendly, go to La jolla, that's where all the rich folks live, hillcrest is just paradise for gay and homeless people but it's not dangerous or overcrowded compare to LA. Even my girlfriend thought LA was ghetto and overpopulated when we went to go see Wintersun at LA couple of months ago.
Going to see the Padres game tomorrow with my family together.
Just found out so have tickets for Sunday. Should I be brave and wear brown, or am I pushing my luck to try it on Cinco de Mayo?
56th for D-Bags
Go Dads
Hmm it depends how you feel, people dress casual and don't give a shit on who wears who, Cinco de mayo is just another day for us, unless you're in gaslamp, you'll probably find some goodies there. But to us, it's just a plan Sunday. The only thing we get frantic and ready is Summer, comic con, San Diego beer and taco festival and Christmas. Other than that, it's just another day at San Diego. And we freak out about rain, so don't worry about dressing to impress. Just wear what you think is nice and all is good.
Oh I know all that user. I was just poking You Bang Eses.
CT3 FINALLY HITS A HOME RUN
AND THE CROWD GOES CRAZY
CT3 Getting things started
>giving up a homer to ct3
good god just end san diego "sports" already
lol shut the fuck up
Get own'd
Probably should swap Verdugo and Seager in the lineup
At least they finally got a couple of hits.
ugh...
Bruh, Kershaw gave one up to Kinsler. Do you know how much we've been shitting on that guy?
BELLI DOUBLE
Here we go
I was going to show you Taylor’s -.4 WAR, but Kinsler has a -.5, fucking yikes
No please not like this after all the shit i talked come on lauer!
Some doofus brought a beach ball by the dodgers dugout
>this ab
lauer imploding
Virgin Lauer vs Chad Bauer
Here we go seagie here we go
clutch at bat by turner
One run game
sac fly and then gidp
the dodger way to turn 3 on no outs into only one run
sadly
>RISP
Like clockwork
based johnny hustle
fucking machado
have kershaw in fantasy! thanks for recovering
TIED GAME
TIE GAME!!
OH BABY
>based cholos securing the HR
why do i bother rooting for this team
JUST
>Padres can't beat Kershaw in 15th straight start
lmao
dads will walk it off
>san diego still a home game for dodgers
umpball
muncy just has the most punchable face in the league
...
This ump has a horrible strike zone
trey is a badass man, kid is pure heart
Floro throwing heat
Man i’ll fuck him to the grave
um...
Bellinger? More like BITCHINGER LMAO!!!
holy BASED!!!
Justin Turner? More like JUSTin TURDner LMAO!!!
omigosh
Alex Verdugo? More like Alex VerDON'Tgo LMAO!!!
Reyes? More like REGINAE LMAO!!!
twitter.com
>tfw no fight video
Alex Dickerson? More like Alex DICKerson LMAO!!!
>it's a kershaw no decision episode
M A D M A X FOR THE LEAD
>muncy heroing off shitty first base play again
kek
>HOSMEME
youtube.com
more like kirbi gaytes lol
Yates? more like YIKES!!
OH NO NO NO NO
D O Y E R S
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Who /raiders/ here
>handegg
time for jansen to send this game to extra innings
Jansen time! Beep beep!
Jansen please be based tonight.
Jansen pls
>rare Seager error
>seager
yup, time for a walk-off dinger
no pinch runner?
Dads do you not have any speed on the bench?
No doubt about it. Another one in the books. GG Dads.
Padres? More like MADRES LMAO!!!
Dodgers putting the dads in their rightful place
DOYERS WINRAR
gg dads cya tomorrow
5:40PT start time tomorrow btw
Player of the Game: Austin Barnes
we love it