Dallas Stars @ St Louis Blues Game 5 Thread 1

>Kendall and Pierre

You can hear the Blues feed on radio.com kmox.

ha ha memes
youtube.com/watch?v=KWuIlFkXg3A

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Binnington more like WINnington

blues desu

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>kendall coyne

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sunbelt teams suck

Scaaar

Go stars

>the city of you
nice dubs though

>bloos

based boomer

>kendall tries to do "color"
>awkward silence for three seconds
>kenny resumes pbp
this is a failed experiment, gary

decided to grab a few beers from my fridge and drink them, lads

stars

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Most fucking grim commentating of all time. Why do they feel the need to ruin the playoffs like this?

Someone post some Kendall nudes

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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i secretly think kenny is great at both hockey and football, i would never tell anyone though

Hello casual

GO STARS GO

>turn on the game
>awkward chick is commenting again
for fucks sake

Do they really need to show 50 reviews of one run-of-the-mill save? My fuck.

every fucking game the past couple days has had these cringey twats in the booth

why??? who the fuck asked for this

Based

Do we really need a femoid commentator in every game? Fuck NBC for forcing this shit on us.

Who approved of this whore?

Reminder the only bad guys left are the blues

Tell me /hoc/, whats going thru Kenny and Pierre's minds after Kendall speaks?

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>kendall coins cofield
i wouldn't have believed there could be an announcer that would make me enjoy hearing pierre instead

Based edition. Better not be any yids in these threads either.

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wymyns hockey thouggh!

>pauses to read name from a list

Kenny: I hope this goy bitch finds herself a good nigger to ruin her heritage with.
Pierre: I'm just glad this bitch is taking all of the hate off of me.

NBC must really hate hockey to put this chick on the mike

LETS GO GREEN P PARKINGS!

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>When he rebounds well

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>never thought i'd miss Edzo and his horse race bullshit

Fuck no nhl.com/video/dallas-stars-vs-st-louis-blues/t-277350912/c-000999125

Hopefully bullets

HEY! Thats my line

you just know thats what Pierre is thinking

I don't know, but what I do know that even though both the women are obviously terrible we're stuck with them forever

wouldnt mind getting my pucks to her net lads

Ah nuts. Mexico is here. It was so nice without you in the Canes-Isles threads, jorge

Just watch the french stream bros

incels will be the fall of the west

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Can't even speak

You could, you know leave

she sounds nervous and looks coked out desu

thinking about switch to the french stream

i tried that once and i could only make out like every 10 words or so lol

cumdumpster detected

Fucking kendall

Say something nice about her

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>providing genuine criticism of shitty commentary by someone who was shoehorned into the job because of the PC culture we live in
>incel
you are part of the problem

At least Kendall looked at the camera tonight small steps I guess

>when Pierre hazes the rookie and whips it out

You could, you know, use commas correctly.

her face would look nice with my sperm on it

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lets see that ass kippers

Only here for the Kendall bantz, lads. Make me proud.

she looks like the lesbian lovechild of Dana Scully and Newt from Aliens

do the announcers read the shit they say off a paper or do they just talk?

she literally sounds like a womanlet

damn hintz is fast

I miss the banter with the Winnipeg bros

5'2" 120lbs

Well lads is it pieces or cups??

N-nani!?

Hope she sees this leaf

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Imagine her getting trucked by Scott Stevens

it should've been jets stars tbqh m8

Pietrangelo is ass

She talks like female Morty?

This is actually garbage. The hell approved of her even commentating

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I know this is a shitpost BUT if by some miracle NBC found an accomplished female hockey player who didn't have an obnoxious voice, knew when to interject and knew when to shut the fuck up I would accept it her begrudgingly. AJ is awful and this girl is even worse. It actually detracts from the game

Kendall is 100x better tonight

I mean it still sounds like they shoved some make a wish retard in the booth but

pieces when i was a wee lad, cups now. but put them in the fridge or freezer for a bit first

Imagine any twink in the NHL having to play against Stevens or Blake in their prime.

Is bloos captain least skilled of all captains?

Why is that girl so fucking bad. It always sounds like she's stopping mid sentence and she stumbles every three words. Fucking equality hires.

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>Imagine her getting fucked by Scott Stevens
ftfy

It was waaay worse last game

Really underrated shit right here

Post grubes

i could but I'm not a faggot who cares about grammatical correctness on a Cantonese hentai repository

You alright Jose

Dallas bros put on 1310 the ticket

Hilary Knight would be better.

god shes so cute hearing her try so hard lads

Bro

This female announcer is terrible and is obviously repeating lines fed to her through an ear piece.

To be fair, I don't expect you to understand grammar. You already have a lot on your mind, what with the cartels beheading your family members and all.

god i wish that were me

>when the coach on the bench is more natural speaking in front of the camera than the woman who is paid to do that

Is there live call that syncs?

Hey fren

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Based bishop

The female announcer is terrible. Why don’t they get some butch dyke what knows what they’re talking about?

Loving these awkward silences

>Pierre tries to throw over to kendall
>radio silence
>Kenny picks it back up
god they must be seething internally

youtube.com/watch?v=ToFfzNbvHLo

watch and lern boys

>every woman is perfect
>no woman should ever be criticized
kinda sounding like a virgin yerself there, honey.

stfu incels shes good

KENDALL BOT

Yeah, that was a shitpost. I think this is the first game I've heard with her. That other girl is >>>>>>> this one, and even then, whoever that other girl is mediocre at best.

Can Kendall use inflection in her voice? Is Kendall the first run robot AI announcers?

>throw opponent's stick across rink
>ref doesn't care
Did I miss something?

oof. why don't you cool it with the misogyny, sweatie.

you realize nbc is trolling you seething alt-right fags with theme nu-hires
>so stop boiling like retards and enjoy hokkai....

if you combined their eyes, you'd have normal eyes.

*ruins your playoff experience*
heh nothing personal kid

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Just use siri lmao at least siri won't stumble on her words like a fucken mongoloid

>refs being consistent with their calls whatsoever
this is the nuNHL user

FEMALE REF ROBOTS WHEN

She was dominant for sure. Hopefully Alina Müller can live up to her legacy at Northeastern.

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Why is Bishop so good

He’s a big guy

you think linesmen will ever become "linespeople"

DAE the female announcer sucks hurr durr!?!?

Because he's so big

Which modern pornstar has done the most interracial scenes?

BULL RIDIN AND BOOBIES

think that'd be your mom, lad

The guys at the bar who ask why no one uses sumo goalies were right

I said modern.

God the silence after she speaks

for you

>terrible commentary
>fucked up brightness on the camera feed

the absolute state of NBC

Nice

Kendall Anne Kenny.

this is the post

dumbasses are giving her generic lines to speak?

gary wouldn't allow it. call it "against the spirit of the game" or some garbage

Lol

>Everyone acting mad
>Bitching like women
>Not watching without sound anyways

You kids sure are fun

Kendall Coyne-Schofield

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HEEEM

THATS A MISSED CALL

>IT'S LOOSE!

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PLEASE GIVE ME A GOALIE FIGHT

>chimping on sunny in front of the net
Teehee

Do you think A.J and Kendall get excited doing these games and seeing guys get destroyed with big hits. It must ramp them up big time

There's enough awkward pauses and silence that it is pretty much like watching on mute

Let the gooning begin

Feelio when this could’ve happened if the caps won over carolina with martin and wilson just wanting to beat the shit out of each other

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>Bloossers chimping out
EVERY DAMN GAME

Why does it sound like she’s out of breath

She literally sounds like a 5th grade girl

I don’t think based kendall feels emotion she’s too busy analyzing the game

Missouri is such a shithole

>implying they wouldn't prefer spending their night with the shower head and a box of wine

She sounds like she has downs

What’s your take Pierre?

she can deadlift 300 kg 2 inches off the ground desu
>fear the feminist vagoo

Kendall has braces and a KISS lunchbox. She is just cool enough to get her mom to buy her lunchables but she has none to eat them with during recess.

Revision: she sounds like Jason Bateman in dodgeball.

Fuck the bloos desu

HANGIN OUT DRINKING IN THE BACK OF THE EL CAMINO

>I think it is a penalty!

Why does super hot water always lead to the best ice cubes?

>when Anglo announcers put French inflection on Perron
That's a yike from me

isn't that like 180 pounds? fucking nothing

pierre you peanut lookin ass nigga

she's terrible but this made me sad

>300kg
that's like 150lbs? big deal

I deadlift 2 pl8s bro

>Kenny Albert
>Anglo

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>edumacation

About 650 pounds

The flams colour girl is good but this chick is awful

Coyne gives me a Bone(er)

It sure gets me going. I wonder if they ever have access to the locker rooms. Imagine the smell.

explain

what if this whole women shit is some kind of 6D Chinese checkers shit by pierre to make him look better

lads, the bar doesn't count, right

You're right his father was a kike but idk about his mom

she can dead lift that much? jesus

BASED CASSIE

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i think he meant regis

Don’t start this

AS A KID

nigger please

or two americans

Dallas has the worst jerseys in sports.

>no no

And Burke isn’t calling a series because?

fucking cringe pierre

Probably not I just said that 300 lbs is 650 pounds. She is ripped though decent pipes on her

who's left?

we used to have some of the best

Anytime I use hot water for my ice cubes they come out perfect. If I use any other temp, they shatter when I crack the trays.

The truth was revealed when a co-commentator wish Kenny a Happy Hannukah during a live game. Kenny said, thank you for knowing that about me, or something like that. He's a kike.

>dick in son

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pierre with his bald-ass head nigga lmao what polish you use dawg

the other commentators need to stop sucking her dick

PENULTYYYYY

Blose looking pretty ho-hum last couple games

Binnington cant take the pressure

I know it makes it worse.

How many fookin penalties does Polak have

Ah, well, never waste a moment to name the Jew. I always say.

*kgs*

From left to right is Cassie Campbell, Vicky Sunohara and Jayna Hefford

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BEE EYE ESS AYCHE OH PEE!

They need to or Pierre is going to get attacked by the internet again

>can't establish a coherent strategy as coach of an NHL team
>able to manipulate an entire major professional sporting organization and one of the largest broadcasting companies on earth into hiring shitty women as commentators to make himself seem less shitty
I wouldn't put it past him

Boiling water freezes faster than cold water

Who's Montgomery?

>anyone having a worse jersey than trashville
Get your head checked, user

>b-i-s-h-o-p
>long silence as Kendall tries to work out what it spells

For me? Its early meme games and then drinking during later games that are actually GOOD

but how else will we promote women's hockey and therefore equal rights where women get everything they want!?

What should I get at the liquor store bois?

send

removes impurity's and various other cancer that is in the water supply

search
>sterilization

wew lad

it looks good in motion.

What's the difference between a colour commentator and regular commentator?

Water

Their skin colour

>rags

how hot? I use cold water and they crack just fine. perhaps it is your trays that are the issue

Only the dubs can decide

>I look wery nice

Proper Number Twelve Irish Whiskey

affirmative action

hot fries

based chad canadian tinder poster is back again

those are words to live by

If Canada won gold in Pyeonchang this wouldn't be happening. Having USA win automatically meant the WNHL was happening sooner

>canada dry ginger ale
whats the gay accent

Could be. They are super inconsistent though. Sucks when I am low on ice and am too drunk to go to the store.

I liked the black one, but if they win the cup I will find and buy a uterus one

based

One is Canadian and the other is American?

hey baby you rikey sex

Bullshit. Princess Trudy would have fast-laned that shit quicker than he lets in muslims. That would be really fast, btw.

Again?

Cheap vodka.

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>I liked the black one
>Mexico
That's obvious, Paco.

show benis

Kelia self

Mummy Tappen

destroy her in the koodoo desu
>fir da lads
go knights

shot

i have a freezer in my garage that is like 80% dedicated to backup ice cubes. There's ice cream and frozen food too, but it is basically my arsenal of ice cubes

I have some extra matches lying around if we wanna play this game. Dubs decide.

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kek

That fits all of the requirements for the bois that like soi.

Alright what u mix it with man? Cranberry juice?

>Kosher
Is that you Trump?

Voodoo ranger imperial IPA

what an odd shaped face

Hey Jennifer, all aboard the train! Next station is procreation

>Is that you Trump
Is that you every-politician-in-washington?

"Listen here faggot. You better get your shit together. See that sausage between your legs? That means your a goddamn man. Now change your fucking tinder settings or blow your fucking brains out."

So you like trains? Want me to run one on you?

WTF dude?

Bombay Sapphire, Fever Tree tonic and limes

Things have taken a turn for the worse

Rip

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>what an odd shaped face
Blunt. Not overly funny, but enough to chip away at her spirit. Perfect.

buy some cachaca so you can make caipirinha

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

I’m sickened by the anti-semitism I’m seeing on Yea Forums. This isn’t /pol/. Jews should feel at home here.

>everyone complaining about Kendall creating awkward silences
>implying you would want a woman to speak more than she does
think before you speak and be careful what you wish for my dudes

Lel

Based Canadian dubs tinder poster

Kek It's probably a top seller in that area.

Rolling for this

I am jewish and I don't give a shit.

All vodka fits those requirements, these fuckers are just marketing their cheap swill.
I spend more on the yellow redbull (at 1:1 ratio) than I do on the swill.

Where do the Isles and their Jew fans go from here? Lots of UFAs in their top 6.

Nathandicapped

I can think of like 109 places they can't call home

THIS

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>Kentucky
Huge jewish settlements in Western Kentucky
What do you expect

reroll

My cousin died at sandy hook

Vodka
131 proof Randy
This is also a good option

>top 6
you mean the top 6 that couldn't score all season?

Say hello to r/mynexttarget

Does anyone else think that Riley Reid's terrible acne lead to her becoming a coalburning slut?

>V4shil0vski

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Wow, a Jewish Nazi

I will literally rearrange your guts

That's them. Now they get to share that talent with their new teams.

Also, who the fuck puts maple syrup on friend chicken? Disgusting.

Who do you main in Melee?

I could listen to Jamie Little talk about downforce all fuckin day. At least she knows wtf shes talking about and her voice isn't taking a powerdrill to my ear.

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Vasilisa gonna need some Vaseline-a

Open Bobs

Met her when I had pit passes. Super nice.

Thanks, but I prefer brunettes.

Nazi? I am saying I ignore the retards

Any thoughts on Canadian monetary policy?

bitch lasagna

Go after skinner or panarin really. Or they could just bring up some of their youth in the farms. Lou has good plans hopefully and I think he should go after marner. Is it likely? Fuck no, but I want to believe in that. Isles have done things this season with scoring, it’s just they faced a team that got their sticks out any chance the isles had to score, but there’s a whole summer to talk about this

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Come over let me turn you inside out

she shouldn't be speaking at all, but the long pauses make her stuttering and stumbling through words that much more grating

Our sled hockey team is unstoppable!

fuck...re-rolling this shit.

i posted your picture on the internet and the internet wants to cum on your face

kek this

Are you the good thing small packages cum in?

your shadow is way hotter than you are

There is absolutely NO WAY you haven't fucked a nigger

Panarian is going to Florida or LA. Skinner will go back to Carolina. Lou is a dickhead and sucks at life. Marner is hack. You're wrong. They don't have all summer to talk about this.

In sled hockey how much of an advantage is it to chop your legs off? What year do sjws mame themselves for equality?

you've got about 10 seconds to show me that hole because this gorilla dick daddy is hungry. if you dont blow me right ill kill you

>Vasilisa

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based

fishing is just golf with a lower skill gap
and drinking
and less walking

Let me tell you about trains and trenchcoats

(Jaw drops to the floor. Eyes pop out. Sound effect of, "AWOOOOGA AWOOOOGA!!!!" Places eyes and jaw back in place. Regains composure.) ... Eh hem, you three look quite lovely.

>tfw no train gf

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t. 30 handicap and worm angler.

>regular season banners

based

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LETS GO KENDALL LETS GO

isn't fishing all about whoever has more money these days

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I walk a lot when I shore fish.

epic alert

based
BASED

Did it for the 69

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Based

make damn sure you post her reply

dubs names my next child in Sims 3.

I want to cum in her pussy, for the record.

this one was better than the winrar anyways

Laquisha

I should note, it will be a white child. Name appropriately.

lactaticia

They aren’t the same user

it is done

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The Face of Autism

>rags

Hahahah

lmao
maddest of lads

Ragsfan

Whoa

Hahahaha. Will post when the little shit pops out.

Winrar

as the poster of i shall be following this with interest

based chadleaf has made me forget about kendall coins garfield's awful commentary

Winrar

I hope your child is a antisocial chess master who hacks for a living.

Unmatched me mate

F

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sad

It will take some time, but this is a possibility.

CAM ON DALLAS

LaD'arius Niggerbob

Tough to believe

Pls no cringe dubs

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>tinder
only once

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Hey, girl. I'm serious. Your dick, my mouth.

BASED

Half-gook. Cool.

are those poppy flowers?

(Jaw drops to the floor. Eyes pop out. Sound effect of, "AWOOOOGA AWOOOOGA!!!!" Places eyes and jaw back in place. Regains composure.) ... Eh hem, you look quite lovely.

SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Do you like cricket?

Fuck that’s a nasty backhander

are you my forever princess?

Cheeky backhand

There’s only weird face left

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and the trips have it

Based

you miss 100% of the dicks you don't suck

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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cringe

the trips should override dubs if you haven't sent already

Holy shit which one do I choose bois

>294 matches
>tfw I have 8

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>just let them walk in the slot

nice

Wew

This is top tier cringekino

Trips >dubs

Or just do both

trips for sure

For me, it's not even using it because I wouldn't get any

this bitch is a get magnet

wew lad
you are a fucking Chad

Another classic 2nd round flameout for the Blues.

>294
Teach me senpai

At least it’s not getting btfo by the kings in the first.

>thanks kendall

Fucking based albert

the content of this thread suggests that the game sucks ass

Don't feel bad.

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>great point Kendell

lucky 7s

ruh roh

Kek

yikes
based

i'm telling you boys this bitch gets get after get. Some spooky shit going on here. if this post is dubs i have to take a break and pray

Yes, this series has been lackluster.

The absolute mad chad

>776

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re-roll for this:

What the hell

Based

theres a game on?

have we gotten a single reply yet lads?

kek

>premature goalhorning for a post hit
what a bunch of amateurs

NOT SO FAST

Trollpost

kek the blues horn guy is such a cunt

LMAOing @ bloos

>Bloossers

Bulllshit call

>cheering for a post
lmao blues fans desperate

>she cant say Pietrangelo

>26 waiting

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Pls win bloos.

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barely

Nothin

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so much for the blood

stars have blessing of finland. you stand no chance

>Rubith

Is she retarded or somethin

Sara-Eve - Stay strong, you can beat that cancer! Wanna fuck later?

blues are fuckin done

blues more like the poos

woman said big hits means score goals, why blues no goals??

Sara-Eve: Hey nice hair. My grandma was in Auschwitz too

We have lift off

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They stuck at the power play. Refs are handicapping them by calling penalties on the stors

Whats your bio?

What's the bio user?

shut up slut

whats your bio

Bio story come on bro

god damn bro what does your bio say?

You can call me moonman, if we become close you can use my real name, David Duke

she wants u bro

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fuck off with this reddit shit

Based

she was obviously responding to your english skills

anybody actually watching the game?

Yikes

I would berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

Yes because reddit is all about putting down POCs

blues please win

>and made for you
Thats gay user

>I’m 6’2”

There it is

Yeah i stopped using this shit a lil while and shlomo is not going to get me to pay for matches. Tinder is 100% pay to play, they give you 3 or 4 pity matches and then try to sell you their bullshit. Fuck that noise

Congrats on ur 99+ bud

My dick, your mouth.

blues are the bad guys, bad guys lose, sorry

Yes stars and bishop going ham

that one user is such a casualfaggot he is trolling thots instead of watching hockey

Can i lie in a bio to be 6'2 when i'm legit 6'1?

Is that you rent user?

me
the blues are collapsing hard

ayo *smacks lips* lemme smack those tiddies tonight

yes.
>st poois poos

Most dangerous lead

based

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Of course I am

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Ayyyyyyy

Double dubs confirm

kek based leaf

lmao

fucking kek

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I'll sell you my account friend. That's 776 cases of herpes I don't want.

yes, hockey is for everyone

You are too based to be Canadian bro

>hasn't said no
The state

Where's the Stanley Cup picture frame?

call me marathon cause my jimmy run long

are your boobs oddly shaped too?

Kelia self

kek she's not sure if you're kidding or not and it doesn't seem to even matter. She just wants to fuck you either way.

Only children and the mentally retarded use reaction pics. Good thing I fuck both.

I'll smack them harder than the Stars are smacking the Blues

Kek

I promise I won't put my finger in your butt until the 2nd date

four languages isn't all my tongue is good for

It’s not how you start it’s how you finish.

FUCK niggers and FUCK jannies

use your words like a big girl

DAS RAYCISS!

Sorry, I respect woman. Maybe my penis in your mouth?

rolling for this kek

My dick, your mouth.

you're bored, i'm bored, lets just fuck already

rolling

can my wife's boyfriend join us?

what does your pussy taste like gurl

your face when my tongue slips into your ass

roll

Rolling

the anus is not a sex organ

I wanna make you "Glark, Glark" all over my cock

holy shit

Roll

reroll lmao

Rolly

you rikey sex

BASED

best one

Women can't count so go for it

Yes. I’m [spoiler]5’10”[\spoiler] and have been asked by multiple girls if I’m over 6’. If they can’t tell that difference(unless they’re lurches) I doubt they would be able to spot the difference between 6’1 and 6’2 at all. I’m (unironically) gay, the only reason I mention that is because in my experience only women truly care about height.

new when

BOOOOM

rolling for this

winrar

Lol

Bloos pp time

new thread when

send both

blood have flaccid pp

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based

...

absolute madlad

Can players see someone coming behind them in the glass?

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Oh my

Epic

>make max bet on carolina and dallas winning tonight with 7 to 1 odds
>betway account gets suspended

Fuck you betway.

looks like you got jewd son

FUCKING FINALLY