Red Sox @ Best Sox Game Thread

jbj dfa'd

james paxton: 2;93 ERA, 7 BB, 39 SO, 3-1

Chris sale: 4.75 ERA, 14 BB, 5 HR, lost 5 miles on his fastball

which is better

hands up no run

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Why do we measure pitches in miles per hour when the distance is only 60 ft and the time to the plate is less than a second?

Dare we dream about .500 today?

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I'm gonna say no.

Lucky hit by Devers

WOW,

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RAFFAYYYYYYY

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Fuck
guess not...

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Gonna need a lot more than that to match what we're about to do to little Chrissy.

My thread was fucking first.

fuck off faggot we're full

Damn it why the fuck is it so hard for this team to even get to .500?

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Looks like Reylo's last start was just the visibility being bad after all

Well fuck me for getting my hopes up about ReyLo today

>whining like a bitch over OP status

Meanwhile, Tigers keep winning..

we're the joke of the ameican league central

shut the fuck up and trust the process

What process? The same one that makes godawfully bad signings like James McCann?

Who saw the Twins being this good?

why is james mccann a bad signing?

he's the 3rd best hitter on this team behind moncada, anderson and abroo

How far is your head up your ass at the moment?

i thought they'd be an 81-type team with upside if buxton wasn't a steaming pile of shit.

Never thought they'd be this good. But their pitching is way overperforming and will regress soon

McCann is by far the worst example of a bad signing you could have picked.

what thread

Hahn doesn't know what the fuck he is doing and it shows. Same with KW and anyone else in the FO.

Sale's back. We're fucked. This is what we get for having hope to get to .500.

he did this last game pretend ot be good first inning then give up 200 runs and then laugh

Don't try to sidestep the fact that you just used a fucking catcher with a 171 wRC+ on a $2.5 million contract as an example of a bad signing. You know far less of what you're doing than they do.

So getting lucky all of sudden means they know what they're doing?

I can't wait until August 1st when this old faggot from Jordan's Furniture stops telling me about no-hitters and free furniture

Honestly how sad is it when we have to dream to be .500? Other teams dream of the postseason and world series. Meanwhile we'd be ecstatic with .500. Just think about that.

>after Syndergaard's performance yesterday do you think the AL should abandon the DH?
jfc these dunkies polls are cringey

If the Sox finished at .500 it would be a 21 game improvement from the prior year

21

bed like red sox either playoffs or bottom of barrel for better draft picks

welp reylo's shook

dam son

jbj sends his regards

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lin him dead

had an out to the inning and still extended it

He won't make it past the 4th and our bullpen is screwed

How the fuck can ReyLo be this inconsistent. Jesus.

The answer is that he's young and inexperienced. Except that doesn't really work considering he's been up for a while now.

i like baseball

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>Dane Dunning: I can't go on hikes with Michael Kopech because I might re-injure my elbow.
THEN WHY IS MICHAEL KOPECH GOING ON HIKES

fag

I LOVE baseball! Go Chris, strike em out!

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Yeah that excuse doesn't really work anymore. He's too experienced and has too much potential to be falling apart all the time like this

BEANED HAHA YEAH JUST STAND THERE AND TAKE IT DONT DARE RETALIATE UNLESS U WANT SOME MORE BEANS

uh we'll take that

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SLIDE THAT WAS INTENTIONAL AS FUCK THROW HIM OUT RETALIATE AGAINST THEM IMMEDIATE OR IM DONE WITH THIS TEAM

i like chavis but i think hes retarded

I'M SAILIIING AWAAYYYY

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Yes please give us more free baserunners

bean him when hes on base

He won't get on base unless you bean him though.

bean him to get him on base bean him while he walks to base then bean him while he is at base

>Manny "The Pride of Hyde Park" Delcarmen is in the NESN studio tonight
superbased, not gonna lie

wait a second is that that one really bad blind umpire behind home plate tonight i recognize his stupid looking body

wtf eck just called them towelheads fire this racist boomer

Genius

stop terrorist posting

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>James McFann

OMG LOL

GOTTEM

>bustcada

GUNNED the heck down

At least we won't be no hit

Nah, still 4 games to go for that my fellow Sox fan!

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So I have to wait until the Indians series? I guess

mooks lost that bett

me on left

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Hoping we net +4 by the time we face houston. Even if the odds are low. At least there is now a chance of staying ahead of our eternal rivals in Baltimore however.

ok next

Classic false hope

devers is just a good guy

ok who's home

OMFG

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chavis REDEEMED

dear diary, today i went yard

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based Chavis

chavis is unironically the best hitter on this team this year and red sox have nowhere to put him beisdes second base-UNLESS stay with me now

red sox bench JBJ, put chavis at LF (or even RF if he takes to it he has a gun for an arm), put mookie/beni at center and then put BROCK HOLT at second

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well at least we weren't no hit

wow excuse me but i find this plan to be clumsy and unworkable no offense ok don't ever mention it again

sigh... so much for .500

I just hope 1 under isn't the closest we get all season

damn...

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do you think the other players take a peak inside his diary when hes at bat

someone post guerin milkies

no he threatens everybody to the extent of paranoia

>do you think
no

mookie do the thing that manlet taught you

ground into quadruple play then go sit with his friends in other teams dugout

llloollooll

LOL

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do something jd

good job mookie

Why not just play him second since there’s no Red Sox second baseman. Manlet is done and should retire. You can’t just platoon 2nd with holt or Nunez every game.

why not miss the entire point of the post

good job jd

Fuck this game

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>You can’t just platoon 2nd with holt or Nunez every game.
he sucks at 2nd, yes you can and nune and holt are both utility guys who can fill in anywhere in the infield while JBJ is a complete liability right now on offense and defense

GIDP Martinez

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LOL

chuckled

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SIT DOWN idiot

That's a really bad call

hes the jackie robinson of retards

still dont believe chris sale wont blow this game

fine don't believe in anything see where it gets you

Leave it to us to jump start Sale this season

Fuck

clank

COLLAPSE

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foolish post

a disgusting act

>white sux

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i finally found ellen then forgot to take her to the games this year

holy shit boston might actually win how could the underdogs manage an upset like this?

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OK CHICAGO RALLY HAS BEGUN HERE WE GO BROS

no it didn't

>hembree

congrats on your massive comeback victory tonight white sox

hahaha

I went to a game last year and not only did I have to watch the Rays sweep us but I had to watch Hembree take 3 minutes between every single pitch.

woah benintendi is FAST

oh no no

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heathcliff humbug can do it heathcliff will go the distance

WELP

posted in wrong bread

say sorry

say sorry

work that bullpen guys

no u

very INTERESTING strategy

very tactical baseball incredible play by chicago putting him on base now they have boston right where they want them.

LMAO SWINGING AT THAT

>no chicago bros staying up for the comeback

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What comeback? I'll just take that we didn't get no hit

right here bro

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this is how it starts

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and here we go

>colten brewer

congrats on your comeback chicago

comeback's a Brewin'

3rd base error incoming

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my red sox lose this game and i kill my self live in thread

Brewer may have brewed one too many before getting on the mound tonight.

Hmmm!

Can we at least not be shutout?

ur literally going to win

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That's right load 'em up and break down that sand castle.

anyone else get really angry sometimes for no reason and takes it out on everyone you know

i do that but theres a reason and the reason is my red sox fucking sucks

Based James "godawfully bad signing" McCann

Wish granted, Chicago bros get some reward.

that guy really likes yoyos

ok interesting thanks you

Put in Thornburg next inning so we can watch some free baseball

yaaay

damn communists

>position player "pitching" in a 5 run game
That's something.

nice throw, Bustcada

hahahahahaha

It is indeed something.

white sock stealing my idea

>ball

llooolllll

Why the hell is Rondon in there over Leury anyways? He's just throwing BP.

>rondon pitching

fuck this game so much

>pitch tracker can't even track the ball its moving so slow
is this against regulation

Um guys?

Theyve conceded the game and are just having fun now.

>38 mph under hand friends and family ball
o-okay

just messing with their timing for tomorrow

At least I can relax with a tasty drink in hand.

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well that was odd

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>they couldn't light up a position player who was pitching pickup softball to them

apologize

i hope this doesn't become a thing

>Throw the ball so slow neither human nor even machine can handle it
Is this the cutting edge paradigm changing future of MLB??

I fucking hate being a White Sox fan.

who the freaking HELL is josh a. smith

>spaghettio-cubes

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what the heck why red sock pitching position player now

here comes chubby white guy with patchy beard reliever

nice can walk right from the mount to home smart thinking by ws

I thought he already blew the save last night

Allah angry at that shameful display cause a waters to fall from the sky like a great flood

What else would you have with vodka? If you just put the spaghettio right in it gets all soggy, of course you have to make it into cubes first.

thank you white sox for sucking worse than the 2019 red sox wow what a morale boost

r-rally

not allah day until monday

>margate Florida

he's from MY hometown? no wonder I have never heard of him

LOL @ THE STADIUM

whoo lets go white sox lets go i guess

stop lying user nobody is from florida originally in fact not one birth certificate in united states list born in florida ok

DEVERS ERROR AGAIN

ITS HAPPENING

OMG ON BASE

person last night who made me beat seymour what do i do against wendingo he one shots

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ok good night barely even realized they won

Everyone else I know from Florida has Boomer parents from New York or Michigan who moved to the swamp because they're scared of snow

game over good game white sox bed time nwo night night

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5 3 2019 position player champs of the champ world we did it guys we fucking did it

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Fuck this shit

bg red sox

thank you for winning the game and not choking in the 9th this time boston red sock i will be here tomorrow

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gg pale hose

oyasumi nasais user-tachi-kuns

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yes last person born in a florida was a ponce de leon

i never forget this night forever

>gave sale his first win
jeez...

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tomorrow game is 7pm for some strange reason instead of 8pm so be on time or i will ask you to leave

weekend game your LUCKY if i deign to post with you