A fat ignorant American Barcelona Messi poster and soy consumer was teaching a class on Lionel Messi, known choker
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Messi and accept that he is the most highly-sophisticated player the world has ever known, even greater than Cristiano Ronaldo!"
At this moment, a brave, cultured, anti-Liverpool Romanian poster who had served 1500 query requests from his football database and understood the necessity of clutch and fully supported all transfer decision made by Jorge Mendes stood up and held up a football.
"How old is this football, pinhead?"
The arrogant American smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “3 weeks, you stupid gypsy, Messi scored a hat-trick against Huesca with that”
”Wrong. It’s been 10 years since Messi last scored away with it in the Champions League semifinals. If he was the GOAT, as you say, then this drought shouldn't have happened.”
The American was visibly shaken, and dropped his laptop and soylent bottle. He stormed out of the board crying those fat soyboy tears. The board applauded and registered on Instagram to follow @CR7 that day and accepted Ronaldo as their idol and GOAT.
The American lost his Yea Forums pass and was banned the next day. He stopped watching "gay soccer" and Barcelona never won a title again for all eternity.
remember when you wrote a poem about ronaldo and it disappeared with 0 replies? I member. It was so cringe you didn't even reply to your own thread. This thread is even more cringe but since someone replied I'll reply too.
So the newest meme Twain is pushing is that everybody who hates him is now a proxy user? I mean, it's clever, but it's also just further proof of his mental instability. Or his desperate to be Yea Forumsamous.
Lucas Murphy
Oh Twain..
Jordan Cooper
is this the first genuinely funny twainpost?
Jordan Martin
No, Twain.
Nathan Wilson
I am not Twain, but at least half of you are Al-Fonso
This is Twain: and he doesn't post in these threads
Colton Johnson
everyone is either twain or an alfonso proxy
Mason Roberts
not twain, but I found OP to be very funny, ironically
twain started calling others alfonso proxies after he slipped his own proxy list, the mong lmao
Gavin Martin
Messi fans think everyone who posts 'hate speech' against Lionel Messi is actually some guy named Twain on 30 different proxies
What's more likely:
>there is one guy that posts from Romania, New Zealand, Argentina, Austria, Serbia, Hungary, Portugal, Georgia, India, Canada, Japan, etc.
>multiple people dislike Messoy
Nolan Torres
>yfw all of Yea Forums is really TWAIN and Alfonso shitposting with proxies >yfw you realise you're not even real and just a figment of their imagination
The last 5 years clearly weighed very negatively in the mind of Al-Fonso and associated Messoy fanboys. They create a cope mechanism wherein all negative posts about Messi are part of a grand conspiracy theory to harm their 'GOAT'.
>goal 1: tap-in header vs sassuolo >goal 2: shot from inside penalty box vs sassuolo >goal 3: tap-in from a deflection vs frosinone >goal 4: shot from inside penalty box vs udinese >goal 5: tap-in from shit keeping vs genoa >goal 6: penaldo vs empoli >goal 7: shot from outside penalty box vs empoli >goal 8: tap-in from shit keeping vs ac milan >goal 9: tap-in volley vs spal >goal 10: penaldo statpad vs fiorentina >goal 11: penaldo vs torino >goal 12: tap-in header vs atalanta >goal 13: shot from inside penalty box with shit keeping vs sampdoria >goal 14: penaldo vs sampdoria >goal 15: penaldo vs lazio >goal 16: deflected shot from inside penalty box vs parma >goal 17: header vs parma (wouldn't consider this a tap-in) >goal 18: statpad header vs sassuolo >goal 19: statpad shot from inside penalty box vs frosinone >goal 20: shot from inside penalty box vs inter congratulations to ronaldo for his 20 goals in serie a, which includes >six tap-ins >five penalties >three statpads >three goals from shit keeping >two goals from a deflection >twelve goals against the bottom half of the table (four against teams in the relegation spots) >only one goal from outside the penalty box >no hat-tricks >no free kicks TRULY the magisterial man mountain twain envisions in his head
can't wait for what kind of mental gymnastics you're going to come up with when the entire board laughs at you once Messi finishes off Liverpoop O TWAIN
>romanian screenshot while being '''argentinian''' don't make it too obvious
James Cook
OH NO NO NO NO NO TWAIN KEEPS SLIPPING KEK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If you saved it from twain, why did you delete the post? The archive clearly shows there being 1 sole copy of that Barca Roma score screencap and it came from this thread as this guy pointed out You literally screencapped the score on Romanian google before switching to Argentina on your proxy, posted the image and then realized you fucked up which is why you deleted the post. You're an imbecile
Quarter-Finals 2nd leg 4/13/16 A FC Barcelona Atlético Madrid Atlético Madrid 2:0 RW 90'
0 goals
Leo Hall
he's having a temper tantrum since he just got exposed
Angel Davis
Quarter-Finals 1st leg 4/5/16 H FC Barcelona Atlético Madrid Atlético Madrid 2:1 RW 90'
0 goals
Austin Watson
Group E 9/16/15 A FC Barcelona AS Roma AS Roma 1:1 RW 90'
0 goals
Henry Scott
Final 6/6/15 A FC Barcelona Juventus FC Juventus 1:3 RW 90'
0 goals
Hudson Gutierrez
Semi-Finals 2nd Leg 5/12/15 A FC Barcelona Bayern Munich Bayern Munich 3:2 RW 90'
0 goals
Austin Cook
Twain needs a tripcode. He could be the new Yea Forums celeb, like Yelissa was during the WC
Nathaniel Johnson
Quarter-Finals 2nd leg 4/21/15 H FC Barcelona Paris Saint-Germain Paris SG 2:0 RW 90'
0 goals
Joseph Bennett
Step up your game, Twain, you're not nearly as schizo or autistic as ACK or !Akemi just sad. You have yet a long way to go, little Twain buddy a long long way to go...
last 16 1st leg 2/24/15 A FC Barcelona Manchester City Man City 1:2 RW 90'
0 goals
Isaiah Reyes
Group F 9/17/14 H FC Barcelona APOEL Nicosia APOEL Nicosia 1:0 CF 90'
0 goals
Parker Ortiz
TWAIN ARE YOU OKAY? TWAIN ARE YOU OKAY?
Colton Nguyen
Quarter-Finals 2nd leg 4/9/14 A FC Barcelona Atlético Madrid Atlético Madrid 1:0 CF 90'
0 goals
Jack Hernandez
He's broken in half
David Gutierrez
Quarter-Finals 1st leg 4/1/14 H FC Barcelona Atlético Madrid Atlético Madrid 1:1 RW 90'
0 goals
Parker Campbell
Semi-Finals 1st Leg 4/23/13 A FC Barcelona Bayern Munich Bayern Munich 4:0 CF 90'
0 goals
Blake Rogers
Yes
Jason Harris
Quarter-Finals 2nd leg 4/10/13 H FC Barcelona Paris Saint-Germain Paris SG 1:1 CF 28'
0 goals
Dominic Russell
So this is how Twain dies, with thunderous autism
Easton Brooks
Fucking imagine. He's either laughing his arse off or is in tears with anger. Struggling to copy and paste due to the shakes of anger. The SEETHE is like a fucking wall.
Leo Jones
Consider the following: If you think these are a lot of posts. For the 5 seconds it took me to post, Messi actually disappeared for an entire game.
Landon Campbell
last 16 1st leg 2/20/13 A FC Barcelona AC Milan AC Milan 2:0 CF 90'
0 goals
Noah King
>For the 5 seconds it took me to post
You've been posting since 8:57. It's been 27 minutes you fucking autist. Go see a therapist.
Aiden Diaz
Group G 12/5/12 H FC Barcelona SL Benfica Benfica 0:0 CF 28'
0 goals
Nicholas Cox
now type that again but in Romanian
Connor Phillips
Group G 10/23/12 H FC Barcelona Celtic FC Celtic 2:1 CF 90'
0 goals
Oliver Peterson
Group G 10/2/12 A FC Barcelona SL Benfica Benfica 0:2 CF 90'
0 goals
Henry Ramirez
It is the 21st Millennium. For more than a hundred months The GOAT has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Football. He is the Master of Football by the will of the gods, and master of a million matches by the might of his inexhaustible goals. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Sports. He is the GOAT Lord of the World for whom a thousand young potentials are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die. Yet even in his deathless state, the GOAT continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty merchandise ships cross the 3rd world-infested miasma of the sea, the only route between distant sweat shops, their way lit by the Media, the psychic manifestation of the GOAT's will. Vast spergs give battle in his name on uncounted internet sites. Greatest amongst his actors are the Adeptus 4chanicus, the Yea Forumsartans, bio-engineered super-autists. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Redditors and countless Messi defence forces, the ever vigilant Power Ranking Creators and the Article Techs of the Adeptus Internticus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from TSUU, Mbappe, Neymar - and worse. To be an aspiring footballer in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruellest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of talent and passion, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of quality and boundary pushing, for in the grim present there is only constant record breaking. There is no peace amongst the pitches, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.
Thomas Reyes
wew I just wanted to hide this thread, but seeing Twain break down like this is kino. Continue the shitshow, gypsy.
Oh I am well aware. I mean this particular breakdown over being E X P O S E D. Part of me thinks he is actually a Messi supporter using the time old trick of being the opposite and being obnoxious to make people like the thing you hate.
Luke Wilson
Quarter-Finals 1st leg 3/28/12 A FC Barcelona AC Milan AC Milan 0:0 CF 90'
0 goals
Hudson Myers
Semi-Finals 2nd Leg 5/3/11 H FC Barcelona Real Madrid Real Madrid 1:1 RW 90
0 goals
Kevin Williams
Quarter-Finals 1st leg 4/6/11 H FC Barcelona Shakhtar Donetsk Shakhtar D. 5:1 CF 90'
0 goals
Parker Diaz
>he's paying real money to post all of this how pathetic can one man be?
Mason Martinez
last 16 1st leg 2/16/11 A FC Barcelona Arsenal FC Arsenal 2:1 RW 90'
0 goals
Jose Perez
all of that effort even though no one gives a shit.
Group C 9/16/08 H FC Barcelona Sporting CP Sporting CP 3:1 RW 90'
0 goals
Matthew Reyes
doing god's work user
Brandon Parker
noice
Cooper Rogers
Semi-Finals 2nd Leg 4/29/08 A FC Barcelona Manchester United Man Utd 1:0 RW 90'
0 goals
William Diaz
At least he's containing himself into one thread O TWAIN
Aiden Collins
i usually just hide his threads and posts just like any other missi vs rolando autism, but this right here is just fascinating. this isn't just autism, it's retardation, a severely mentally ill person
Parker Watson
Semi-Finals 1st Leg 4/23/08 H FC Barcelona Manchester United Man Utd 0:0 RW 61'
Group A 10/18/06 A FC Barcelona Chelsea FC Chelsea 1:0 RW 90'
0 goals
Andrew Evans
How does one retard get BTFO so hard? Like bro, how the FUCK are you stupid enough to get caught with proxies when you can hypothetically get away with it so easily? KEK
>it is currently 5:02am in Romania >Twain has been furiously posting Messi stats for the past hour and six minutes, wiping away the tears >while everyone laughs at him >on a Malaysian kite flying forum
I am at a loss for words
Alexander Morales
Quarter-Finals 2nd leg 4/5/06 H FC Barcelona SL Benfica Benfica 2:0 Hamstring Injury
just when you think this freak couldn't plumb any greater depths of embarassment
Nolan Morales
Kek, he's still going... It's like the retard who sees people laughing so he keeps doing his mental shit even happier thinking they're laughing WITH him and not at him
>he stopped TWAIN ARE YOU OKAY? TWAIN ARE YOU OKAY?
Bentley Howard
33 4/20/2019 H Real Sociedad RW 29'
0 goals
Carter King
26 3/2/2019 A Real Madrid RW 90'
0 goals
Caleb Moore
23 2/10/2019 A Athletic Bilbao RW
0 goals
Owen Cox
>had to stop shitposting for 10 min
Im dissapointed in you, Twain
Adam Sanchez
14 12/2/2018 H Villarreal CF CF 90'
0 goals
Eli Nelson
13 11/24/2018 A Atlético Madrid SS 29'
0 goals
Isaiah Price
>he's now posting Leliga games Are you literally going to spend the whole day doing this? lmao get a job you nigger
Julian White
How come this autist doesn't get banned for using a VPN/Proxy ins't this against the rules?
Jace Davis
I never thought Twain would have a mental breakdown en par with the Yea Forums and Yea Forums guy that spams threads calling everyone a discord tranny. Truly, an ebin thread.
>get exposed so hard you start spamming so the thread hits 500 replies or gets deleted by the mods this pathetic nigga is gonna get argentina rangebanned
Ryder Gonzalez
O
Kayden Cooper
This isn't about Messi and it never was. It's about autism, plain and simple.
Brody Nelson
13 11/26/2017 A Valencia CF SS 90'
0 goals
Jayden Thompson
>so the thread hits 500 replies or gets deleted by the mods for what purpose? we already took screenshots of the whole thing
>the proxy slip has completely destroyed twain I wonder if this is how gerrard felt after the slip, poor fella
John Bell
even during American sp the great Messi Ronaldo debate rages on
Charles Rogers
5 9/23/2015 A Celta de Vigo RW 90'
0 goals
Jayden Peterson
Al-Fonso, give it a rest man nobody thinks it's a proxy get over yourself it's just an imageboard for anime
Hunter Long
Damn these are some good times. Gonna miss you when you kys you crazy autist
Julian Myers
2 8/29/2015 H Málaga CF RW 90'
0 goals
Justin Thompson
You just had to get out your laptop/phone just to save face, didn't you?
Brody Reed
>nobody thinks its a proxy
This is why we all immediately know whenever twain is proxy posting, the posts are all retarded.
Brandon Ortiz
1 8/23/2015 A Athletic Bilbao RW 90'
0 goals
Aaron Phillips
so what happens if ajax wins it all
Ryan Ross
Argenchino we all know it's you with the proxy Romania hasn't even posted for months just get some sleep or something
Julian Reed
>nobody thinks it's a proxy OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Isaac Robinson
Argenchino how many proxies do YOU have? Stop trying to save face we all know pro Messi posts are YOU
Ryder Sanders
36 5/9/2015 H Real Sociedad RW 90'
0 goals
Samuel Clark
Twain is mentally ill
David Russell
28 3/22/2015 H Real Madrid RW 90'
0 goals
Colton Martin
Yeah, 90% of the world are the same guy
Caleb Bailey
24 2/21/2015 H Málaga CF RW 90'
0 goals
Liam Jackson
Argenchino give it a rest I'm sorry for destroying you in Messi threads for the past 2 years just please get some help already I'm not even joking at this point I'm genuinley serious
Samuel Martin
Not gonna happen. This is a timeline where we have documented meltdown and a suicide
Adrian Diaz
Twain do you dream about Ronaldo fucking you in the ass
Justin Thomas
15 12/13/2014 A Getafe CF RW 90'
0 goals
Nicholas Richardson
>tfw no gf
Lucas Cooper
13 11/30/2014 A Valencia CF RW 90'
0 goals
Luke Ortiz
Twain, you do realize that an archive exists, right? And screencaps too? Spending multiple hours in the middle of the night trying to autosage a thread you got BTFO in won't even do anything.
Xavier Roberts
11 11/8/2014 A UD Almería CF 90'
0 goals
Nathaniel Stewart
lmao he went back at it again holy shit fucking kill yourself my dude haha
I just realized I wore my Messi jersey last summer in Romania, that was dangerous as fuck because if Twain saw me he probably would've killed me. Won't be as careless when I go this year
Anthony Gomez
21 1/26/2014 H Málaga CF CF 90'
0 goals
Hudson Ortiz
he dont leave his house anyways
Asher Russell
Don't wear the Ronaldo shirt either, he'll try to buttfuck you
Why are hotpockets so fucking useless that they just let him keep doing this
Adrian Lopez
9 10/19/2013 A CA Osasuna CF 90'
0 goals
Brayden Russell
>Have sex OH, THE IRONY >there is no proxy OH, THE TWAIN >and you can't pin me to any other flag anyhow OH, THE AUTIST WHO'S BEEN CALLED OUT IN EVERY ONE OF HIS FLAGS AND POSTS, JUST OUT OF THEIR SHEER RETARDATION >my obese friend I IMAGINE YOU REALLY, REEAAALLY FIT
That says a lot about what a choker Messi is. It's not my fault he disappears in so many games.
Elijah Watson
KEK
Nathan Kelly
The poor guy is hurting deep because he's been ridiculed beyond recovery no matter how many flags he tries. So, besides the mental breakdown we're seeing ITT, he's also attempting the "mirror insult", being the literal manchild that he is. Problem is, calling everyone Argentine ain't quite working, is it bud?
>played over 700 games >has scored in 75% of them Sounds based to me
Parker Ross
Holy shit lol. Stop stop he's already dead
Logan Richardson
9 10/22/2011 H Sevilla FC CF 90'
0 goals
James Rodriguez
Board history in the making for sure.
Lincoln Wilson
7 10/2/2011 A Sporting Gijón CF 64'
0 goals
Julian King
why would he ban himself
Andrew Thomas
WTF. Why do so many Argentines hate messi?
Austin Rodriguez
Says a lot about how autistic you are
Christopher Reed
5 9/21/2011 A Valencia CF CF 90'
0 goals
Cooper Reyes
idk but messi was seething so hard about it he retired once
Kayden Murphy
3 9/10/2011 A Real Sociedad CF 90'
0 goals
Jacob Foster
>I OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Jaxson Myers
36 5/11/2011 A Levante UD CF 90'
0 goals
Luis Gutierrez
i would have retired out of embarrassment too if someone posted my stats and doxxed my 0 goal games on an anonymous anime board. i'd be like holy shit i didn't know i had so many :(
Imagine going through all of Messi's +800 games and posting every one he didn't score in and it turns out he still scores in over 70% of games HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING FAILURE TWAIN
Matthew Taylor
30 4/2/2011 A Villarreal CF RW 90'
0 goals
Ryder Carter
29 3/19/2011 H Getafe CF RW 90'
0 goals
Zachary Morris
it all began with the proxy slip, it was too much for him
Gavin Cox
>scoring consistenly against farmers is somehow an achivement
Nathan Murphy
thanks to gyppo we will be able to calculate this number exactly
Adrian Fisher
28 3/13/2011 A Sevilla FC RW 90'
0 goals
Josiah Lopez
27 3/5/2011 H Real Zaragoza RW
0 goals
Cooper Thomas
Based thread. What do you guys think it's TWAIN's goal? To become an Yea Forums legend?
Zachary Thompson
imagine living this life
i'd kill myself, no joke
Hunter Wright
23 2/12/2011 A Sporting Gijón CF 90'
0 goals
Michael Clark
19 1/16/2011 H Málaga CF CF 90'
0 goals
Justin Gray
16 12/18/2010 A RCD Espanyol Barcelona CF 90'
0 goals
Gavin Collins
>thinking being the most pathetic guy in a group makes you a legend you have the same twisted menality as twain and the same those serial killers have
>a-at least people w-will know me
Owen Brown
13 11/29/2010 H Real Madrid CF 35'
0 goals
Samuel Richardson
people must see the truth, whatever it takes
Aiden Cox
7 10/16/2010 H Valencia CF CF
0 goals
Logan Sanchez
Damn...so Messi scored in Round 1, 2, 4, 6, 8, 11, 12, 13, 15, 17, 19, 20, 22, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 36 and 37 in 2011/12? What a legend. Messi > Penaldo for life.
>Reminder CR has won as many finals with his NT as Messi >Reminder Messi at least carried his team to 4 finals >Reminder that Messi at least won u20 World Cup, playing the final >Reminder that Messi at least won Olympic Gold, playing the final >Reminder that the the biggest and most marketed fraud in modern football, Penaldo, has never won a final with his NT at any competition level
First Post >05/03/19(Fri)20:38:41 Last Post (Bump Limit) >05/04/19(Sat)01:58:29 The absolute state of this autist imagine wasting your life defending a flaming homosexual who can't come out of the closet just because of his arab sponsors
William Bennett
38 5/17/2008 A Real Murcia CF RW 90'
0 goals
Leo Perez
37 5/11/2008 H RCD Mallorca RW 90'
0 goals
Jaxson Morales
36 5/7/2008 A Real Madrid RW 45'
0 goals
Kayden Morales
What the absolute fuck is this thread. So this is how TWAIN goes out, not with a bang but with an autistic fit?
can anyone check if he's at least taken a break to grab a bite?
Brayden Wright
24 2/16/2008 A Real Zaragoza CF 90'
0 goals
Zachary Thompson
23 2/9/2008 A Sevilla FC 90'
0 goals
Sebastian Scott
22 2/3/2008 H CA Osasuna 90'
0 goals
Matthew Rogers
21 1/27/2008 A Athletic Bilbao RW 90'
0 goals
Ryder Robinson
why even bother with the argentine proxy
Jack Ward
20 1/20/2008 H Racing Santander 90'
0 goals
Chase Bennett
16 12/15/2007 A Valencia CF LW 90' 90'
0 goals
Jack Allen
Actually, I'm argentinian.
Che boludo
See?
Kayden Mitchell
youre romanian why lie
Josiah Thompson
15 12/9/2007 H Deportivo de La Coruña 90'
0 goals
Thomas Turner
C'mon Twain, theres GOTTA be a final that Penaldo won with his NT. Ok, maybe not a FIFA-backed title like a u20 World Cup or Olympic Game, but at least some sort of minor regional cup? A one-game friendly cup even? Please, don't let your mancrush down. Try to remember, do some research, something!!
Puedo hablar perfectamente español. solo esta bromeando un poco. Todxs mordieron el anzuelo al parecer.
Nathan Ramirez
11 11/4/2007 H Real Betis Balompié 90'
0 goals
Brayden Richardson
"yo de argentina" fuck off retard
Connor Martin
You are not me. Kys retard
Robert King
>this delusion
You surely think that Messi is going to win something with his national team, don't you?
Dominic Richardson
10 11/1/2007 A Real Valladolid CF 90'
0 goals
Henry Green
8 10/20/2007 A Villarreal CF RW 90'
0 goals
Carter White
it's true, i was pretending being twain. It was fun while it last.
Elijah Cruz
2 9/2/2007 H Athletic Bilbao RW 90'
0 goals
William Parker
That's not the retard actually. He's been religiously waiting the 60 second cooldown on every single post, except this That's some actual cheeky Argiebro fucking around
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my Messi.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your country, giggling like a like gyppo as you once again type your little "37 5/11/2008 H Scumthorpe United RW 90' 0 goals" thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting TWAIN that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Messi-is-a-choker guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little gyppo laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Ronaldo-themed fleshlight on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums posting about a fucking footballer. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a thief or a scammer or something grand, and then you became a TWAIN. A pathetic Ronaldofag TWAIN. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “37 5/11/2008 H Scumthorpe United RW 90' 0 goals” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little gyppo laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Do you plan on doing Penaldo next? Keep in mind that Messi has a career goal ratio of 0.82, while Tapinaldo has a 0.72 one. So it'll surely take you waaaay longer than the uninterrupted 7 hours you've posting ITT.
Quarter-Finals 2nd leg 1/25/2012 H Real Madrid RW 90'
0 goals
Jackson Torres
Quarter-Finals 1st leg 1/18/2012 A Real Madrid CF 90'
0 goals
Joseph Martinez
last 16 2nd leg 1/12/2012 A CA Osasuna CF 90'
0 goals
Charles Thomas
Final 4/20/2011 H Real Madrid CF 90'
0 goals
Angel Nelson
last 16 2nd leg 1/5/2011 A Athletic Bilbao CF 26'
0 goals
Benjamin Johnson
last 16 1st leg 12/21/2010 H Athletic Bilbao RW 75'
0 goals
Colton Robinson
hi
Adam Hall
last 16 2nd leg 1/13/2010 A Sevilla FC RW
0 goals
Andrew Lewis
Semi-Finals 2/5/2009 H RCD Mallorca RW 90'
0 goals
Adam White
Quarter-Finals 2nd leg 1/29/2009 H RCD Espanyol Barcelona RW 83'
0 goals
Ayden Taylor
Quarter-Finals 1/21/2009 A RCD Espanyol Barcelona CF 90'
0 goals
Chase Taylor
last 16 2nd leg 1/14/2009 H Atlético Madrid RW
0 goals
Ian Robinson
Semi-Finals 2/27/2008 H Valencia CF RW 90'
0 goals
Lincoln Moore
Quarter-Finals 2nd leg 1/31/2008 H Villarreal CF RW
0 goals
Leo Allen
interesting thread desu
Jordan Allen
Quarter-Finals 1/24/2008 A Villarreal CF RW
0 goals
Noah Adams
Quarter-Finals 2nd leg 2/28/2007 A Real Zaragoza CF 90'
0 goals
Lincoln Barnes
Quarter-Finals 1st leg 1/26/2006 A Real Zaragoza RW 90'
0 goals
Josiah Rivera
Second Round 10/27/2004 A UDA Gramenet RW
0 goals
Asher Murphy
CWC Semi-Finals 12/15/11 A FC Barcelona Al Sadd Sports Club Al Sadd 0:4 CF 90'
0 goals
Landon Turner
USC Final 8/28/09 H FC Barcelona Shakhtar Donetsk Shakhtar D. 1:0 AET RW 90' 120'
0 goals
Wyatt Martin
USC Final 8/25/06 H FC Barcelona Sevilla FC Sevilla FC 0:3 RW 90'
0 goals
Samuel Gray
Supercopa Final 8/12/18 H FC Barcelona Sevilla FC Sevilla FC 2:1 RW 90'
0 goals
Dominic Stewart
Supercopa final 2nd leg 8/16/17 A FC Barcelona Real Madrid Real Madrid 2:0 SS 90'
0 goals
Tyler Sanchez
Supercopa Final round first leg 8/14/16 A FC Barcelona Sevilla FC Sevilla FC 0:2 RW 90'
0 goals
Evan Hernandez
Supercopa final 1st leg 8/14/15 A FC Barcelona Athletic Bilbao Athletic 4:0 RW 90'
0 goals
Jonathan Stewart
Supercopa final 2nd leg 8/28/13 H FC Barcelona Atlético Madrid Atlético Madrid 0:0 CF 90'
0 goals
Hudson Edwards
>When some online person's fragile state of mind finally shatters so hard before your eyes that you actually get a bit depressed irl Now I kinda wish I never saw this thread...
The fact it takes so long is only evidence of what a choker Messi is. If he didn't go invisible so often, this wouldn't take so long.
Lucas Jenkins
WCQ 10/12/2011 A Argentina Venezuela Venezuela SS
0 goals
Luis Williams
WCQ 10/11/2009 H Argentina Peru Peru 90'
0 goals
Jackson Hall
WCQ 9/10/2009 A Argentina Paraguay Paraguay
0 goals
Gabriel Fisher
WCQ 9/6/2009 A Argentina Brazil Brazil CF
0 goals
Cameron Murphy
WCQ 6/10/2009 A Argentina Ecuador Ecuador
0 goals
Camden Wright
WCQ 4/1/2009 A Argentina Bolivia Bolivia
0 goals
James Torres
WCQ 10/16/2008 A Argentina Chile Chile AM
0 goals
Joseph Jenkins
WCQ 9/6/2008 H Argentina Paraguay Paraguay 29'
0 goals
Josiah Reed
WCQ 6/19/2008 A Argentina Brazil Brazil CF 32'
0 goals
Chase Gonzalez
WCQ 6/15/2008 H Argentina Ecuador Ecuador 90'
0 goals
Elijah Martin
WCQ 11/17/2007 H Argentina Bolivia Bolivia 90'
0 goals
Joshua Fisher
WCQ 10/13/2007 H Argentina Chile Chile SS 90'
0 goals
John Powell
WCQ 10/12/2005 A Argentina Uruguay Uruguay 90'
0 goals
Joshua Phillips
only topped by UTV spreadsheet reveal
Hunter Gomez
Don't feel bad you guys, TWAIN is just an AI that's in Alpha testing. It's very obvious from the way he learns to respond to others by mimicking how people respond to him. Worryingly, though, I believe TWAIN to be an attempt by Google to create an AI that can pass the Turing test. Without success, so far, thank god.
Nathaniel Scott
WCQ 10/9/2005 H Argentina Peru Peru SS 90'
0 goals
Hudson Martinez
WCQ 9/3/2005 A Argentina Paraguay Paraguay 90'
0 goals
Henry Flores
Is this proof that thinking penaldo is a better player than the GOAT a mental illness?
Isaac Robinson
>Messi goes missing 350+ times >...
>Messi scores a hat trick against Huesca >another magisterial performance from the little man mountain from another galaxy where the footballing gods are still in awe of their creation
Nicholas Cruz
If he played nearly 700 games, and he went missing 350+ times as I have proven, then he went missing in over 50% of the games
Easton Gutierrez
>think about messi all day >HE'S NOT RELEVANT GUYS
pick one
Jaxson Moore
Guys, this is truly sad. I laughed at first, but now I'm truly honestly worried about this lad's sanity. Anyway, I just wanted to say FUCK SCOUSERS FUCK MANURE
>his season ended prematurely against Chelsea on 7 March 2006, when he suffered a torn hamstring. Messi worked to regain fitness but on the day of the final he was eventually ruled out. He was so disappointed that he did not celebrate his team's victory over Arsenal in Paris, something he later came to regret.
Jose Peterson
>Guys, this is truly sad. I laughed at first, but now I'm truly honestly worried about this lad's sanity.
actual arguments: 0 (zero)
Austin Baker
Fucking hell, you spent 4 fucking hours of your life posting every single game where Messi didn't score. You literally have nothing better to do with your life? This is the saddest shit I've witnessed in all my years in Yea Forums. I hope you don't ever come back here again. Avoid making a big mess after you killed yourself, by the way. I feel sorry for your mother.
Joshua Bell
Only people who will be killing themselves are Argentine fans when Messoy chokes another Copa America final
Asher Gutierrez
>imagine actually thinking I spent every second on the thread rather than the 5 seconds it takes to post, then clicking "auto" while the timeout goes down automatically
Austin Rodriguez
>like 100 This is what Messoy fans actually believe. More than 350 actually.
Jordan Adams
Get help mate you’re a fucking lunatic
Jackson Hernandez
>NEETs are so scared by 28 minutes of office work that they think it's insane >there are people who work 8 hours doing exactly that >the only reason it took me so long was the cooldowns, which I used to browse the internet as usual This board is truly full of brainlets.
Carter Hernandez
Autism at its finest.
Caleb Young
Good morning Yea Forums is 6:00 am in Argentina. Are you still here twain?
Ryan Davis
Just checked in
wew
Landon Russell
Messi isn't fortunate enough to statpad in a literal CL final winning 3-1 at like minute 115.
>nearly 700 goals in 350 games Damn...Messi's a bigger GOAT than I ever imagined...
David Gonzalez
also posting in a historic thread where without my obsessive and unmatched destruction of him over the last week, would never have happened can we get a final O TWAIN in chat?
>this whole fucking thread >the fucking absolute state of Twain >this legendary breakdown Jesus, Jesus Christ! Hopefully Twain will never recover from this and finally an hero.
there's never going to be something like this ever again twainy's been at it for years with nothing but his romanian internet, no way it's an elaborate long con. we'll never see an obsessed madman's collapse into insanity like this again. >exposed for using proxies >exposed for literally paying money to spam >exposed by Messi after weeks of le evisceration maymay >exposed inconsistency with his proxysona characters and copypastas >exposed for using google translate to pass as an argie >exposed for not knowing what "retardo" means >exposed for posting romanian google caps on an argie proxy >tried to flip the narrative most of that was in the last month and watching him nosedive into the asylum has been a joy god/sp/eed
Isaac Lee
Jesus fucking Christ
Matthew Gutierrez
>700+ posts in a TWAIN thread >it's just twain having a mental breakdown after getting caught proxyposting >still not banned
