/hoc/

Business idea to improve womens hockey:
>women to the nhl
>at least half of the players on ice must be women
>men can't score if opponent goalie is a woman
>no body checking
>men won't have skates anymore
>men must play with wooden sticks with no curve on blade

Any more ideas?

>Any more ideas?
scrap the previous ones

im not gay youre gay

finns to the binns

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most boring post season in nhl history after the first round.

hocky is not welcome to the gays

go do something else like suck some cock haha

then why are you posting in a gay thread?
hah

>no canadian teams in round 2
why even bother?

someone make a heterosexual hockey thread please. here's a sexy pic . gays are shit

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pwnd

>no relevant teams except boston in round two
boring as FUCK m8

BUT WE MUST MAKE HOCKEY EQUAL FOR EVERYONE!

carolina has been good if only for the memes
sharks/bruins or maybe sharks/canes would be the only decent scf

Hopefully Boston dies

if dиьs i'm gay

L A S V E G A S
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V
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>islels
hahaha

Aho is a good ass twink imo lads.

nah you're a homo regardless

>you now remember the Islanders

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go Dougie, go Ferly

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God I would destroy Seth Jones’ mom’s pussy

>he gets pulled and has to go sit with the fans.
Can't imagine a worse scenario for a goalie desu

>islels

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Fuck carolina

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>another animefag team eliminated

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horrible thread

Anime loses
Based

At least there’s next year. But fuck carolina for their magical bullshit

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>islels
>anime
literally the team with the least anime in these playoffs

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>anime
Islanders
Bruins
Blues
Avalanche
>not anime
Columbus
Carolina
Dallas
Sharks

this playoffs sucks! (becuase bolts are pathetic fucking losers)
but it's also based becuase

>im probably the nicest poster here yet everyone wants to hate my team. i just want to be friends

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Lehner a good boy he dindu nuffin

New or just baiting?
>sharks
>not anime
New or just baiting?

Are you blind?

Sharks have the highest anime content rn

Sh/a/rks are literally anime my man

I

CAN'T

BREEEAATTTTTHHHHEEEE

I have seen maybe one Islels animepost this entire ploffs, not even joking, though I haven't seen any of their gamethreads so I'm just going off the /hoc/ genny

Only one anime team left desu

Damn, this should have been pongs-canes
At least it would have been a series

haha i must be the worst fucking gambler in the world. shit

goddamn these playoffs have been fantastic
casuals getting shit on left and right.

At least this season was fun.

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are you expecting a sudden case of the broken kneecaps later tonight?

>hurrcanes have 3 finns
>islels have 2 finns

i mean its only obvious which one will win

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tbf none of the teams left even have fanbases
it's been a complete clusterfuck playoffs

Wow, they just gave up.

what the fuck is that

>carolina
>not anime

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I like Lehner because he trains MMA. Nobody fucks with Robin Lehner

Hello casual

genus: Hamplanet
species: americana

Nah he's right

I bet I'm worse than you. I've lost around 25k all together

Bruins are the only ggod guys left but I don't think they even have enough to stay in it

Hello other casual

>canadians think fridges are sexy

Shorks to win it all

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lol imagine being scared of posting in the gamethread because you such a cowardly faggot who's afraid of getting bullied

yes it is not a playoff for casuals this year

Fridges are sexy

*Bruins to win it all
FTFY

hard to believe that trotz is flaming out in the second round. NEVER would have believed that would have happened.

They should easily beat the BJ's but they'll fall to the Canes most likely

u being dum-dum or ironic, m8?

when did pedophisles become a meme?

bruins blue jackets is literally a 50/50 coinflip series

Desu

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When they hired Trotz

can you yankee bastards please annex Alberta already? We can give you lots of oil! We hate the rest of Canada just like you. Please bomb Trudeau and do us a favour. Fuck this fucking country, they don't even ride horses

On my way lad

no, we're going to wait and take all of canada at once as a single state

we don't want your smelly Leafs

>early
>gay
>swedish
This is a new low for you /hoc/

we don't have to keep em yknow, just send em to yellowknife and vanpooper

I can't find a job lads and it makes me anxious.

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You can have my shitty one after I kms

howling @ Jew yorkers lmao

This whole playoffs is a joke.
Hopefully there's a lockout next season.

Hello casual

t.casual

laughing so hard at weebs

>wanting the same teams and matchups year after year
Don't understand this

>only chicago and Pittsburgh should ever win every year
Literally kill yourself my man

USA annexing Alberta would be my greatest wish. I could die happy knowing my children will live in a free and glorious country like the glorious US of A.

FUCK this country

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you can cry all you want but this user is right and theres nothing any of you faggots can do about it

Hello casual

just for that I am voting for trudeau

i know more about hockey than your mom knows about sucking dick

same

who /embracing the succ/ next season?

why would you willingly jump on the sinking cruiseliner U.S.S. America?

Whats the best time zone and why is it central

holy mother of BASED

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We will win Skoda Cup for the 3rd time in the row.

So not alot her bjs suck

hello slumbelt

because he delusionally believes that the USA is "free er" because he's watched too many facebook videos

Trudeau is fucked. Vote for the Alberta Independence Party

could probably get a quick nap in before the next game starts

>this is a 10 in canada

Hello diet Australia

is the skoda cup the world championship?

based
forgettable year desu

He'll get a minority. Sad but truem media is already framing Scheer as a white supremist.

*HONK HONK HONK*

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Because Alberta is the most American province in the confederation. We love you bastards. TRUMP IS GREAT 2020 BUILD THAT FUCKING WALL

Honestly, this year should get an asterisk for the absolute boredom that every second round series has been.

/hoc/ is gay as fuck lmaoooooooooo

Hello casual

New Zealand is basedbelt

honestly i might end up watching basebore instead of the rest of these playoffs

except that hasn't, and will never happen. I would never encourage anyone to emigrate here

Because the pacific exists.

>least coast games start at 4, end at 6:30
>best coast games start at 7, end at 9:30
>real pacific hours

sad but true

Alberta is a bunch of USA larpers. I would be happy if they fucked off

cry more fatbelter
Yeah I am starting to watch a lot more basebore, I tried to watch the first couple games but they were way too boring.

fucking faggot cowboy larper

Fuck you

dont worry m8SOON

t. attention span of a gnat

>all these filthy casual zoomers

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>he confirms his casualness

t. fatbelter

throw another shrimp on the barbie you faggot I bet your mom has a tight pussy

>all these filthy norf americunts

reminder that this braindead mouth breathing retarded larping faggot is actually called frederick lays and he's a fucking hoser from nova scotia

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>finland will get leo komarov and valtteri filppula in iihf

ebin :DD

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probably the worst script gary has written yet

>he lives on an island with petrol huffers

If USA invaded Canada I would be the happiest bastard in this "Country"

Hello casual

FUCK Justin Trudeau and FUCK the liberal party of Canada

I live in the Northbased, r-tard

quebec

>this leaf
lol

indians are so retarded they will vote for any white guy that does their little dance

What happened to the islanders?

classic butt fucc westerner

we estaerners own canada, deal with it

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shall be voting a few browns and gender neutrals into parliament because of you

still laffing over Lindros cucking that city out of a cup
also quebec is terrible, only good thing there is the slide thing on the waterfront

faghetabouet

Quebecquers own Canada

We might sell the West to the US

But Ontario stays to be our little bitch

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they are actually bad. peaked early because of muh discipline and defense, grew complacent.

pens were just trash this year

Not fair that Boston gets a free pass to the finals

how do leafs feel about tolerance?

As a Qubecker, yes, QC is terrible

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They’re getting outplayed by a better team. They should’ve played washington but carolina is just fucking hungry. Isles can’t even catch a fucking break. They’ll at least be back next season because I feel it in my bones

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even well rested the relocanes are going to get swept by whoever wins the other series

At least Scheer is a white guy. The rest of yhe country is fucked. Multiculturalism is fucked. Great white north again, FUCK Multiculti

pens were good but turns out injured as fuck
it's not like all those cup winners suddenly were shit

There is nothing wrong with being gay

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Dubs decide

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rode hot goal tending with meme a defensive system and no offense. see: >snes in 2017.

>be albortion
>wake up in my trailer
>shave my beard into a nice soulpatch
>look in the mirror at my disgusting fat gut and my whale of a wife
>think about suicide
>hop in my 2000 dollar a month monstrosity that I cant afford with my 1500 dollar a month unemployment cheque
>drive to tim hortons
>scream at the hindu on the mic because he speaks with an accent
>scrape my small cock mobile against the drive through signs because its 10 feet wide
>scream curse words and throw in a dip of copenhagen wintergreen to calm down
>get up to the window
>receive my order, 4 extra large triple triples
>park in the parking lot
>go inside to interview
>they don't hire people who didn't graduate high school
>do a burnout in the parking lot
>on the way home see some 2/10 squaw
>try to roll coal at her
>roll truck over an embankment
>truck leaks diesel all over me
>blame Notley with my dying breaths
>explode in a black cloud of fossil fuels and axe body spray
>several albortions gather around the truck for heat

Ay bay bay lemme eat that booty like groceries

>muh bad breaks
LMAO

pengs literally went winless for a whole month this year. if not for crosgod carrying them in the second half they'd be a lottery team.

The neutral zone trap is not a cup winning strategy. It may win you a round or two, but you won't sniff the cup with that garbage.

Yet the sens had Hoffman, brassard, stone, and pageau. At least they scored and didn’t get snuffed from a fucking retarded meme goalie

Nice

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hello pls respond

>Hey! How did you feel about the best wine you ever had?

>MUH INJURIES
who was even unable to play you pathetic faggot

"look mom, I posted it again!"

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niccce

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pls respond was the best meme of 2019

>gay
>swedish
user...

snes didn't have to play on sunbelt """"ice"""" in may, though

Redditmonton Pantsoilers

pretty sure they were missing like 5 of their top 6 defensemen that month, who came back for the ploffs but were otherwise still playing through injuries, as well as were malkin, kessel, guentzel, etc.
just not their year

a blooo blooo blooo
every team is injured you dumb faggot

except teams that win

The canucks would have won the cup but they had too many injuries.

Wait when do the preds, Blackhawks, pongs, and caps play
It's the playoffs, r-right

Jack Johnson can’t play for shit desu

if your "top 6" D include JJ and gudbranson, you deserve what you get

Join us Quebec. We are sick of this fucking "country". Let's leave this shithole together. FUCK this fucking country. FUCK Canada.

Yikes and soipilled

The leafs would have won the cup but they had too many injuries.

Gudbranson was acquired bc of injuries but JJ Point stands

jj wasn't

The oilers would have won the cup but they had too many injuries.

This but unironically

>broken heart
>bruised ego
>fractured sense of self

Wasn’t there year desu

Every single team deals with injuries. That is not an excuse.

i want to see the canes win the cup just so they can be known as the team who won the cup in a year where they had 13000 average in attendance

what's icing?

"tolerance" is fucked 2bh. If you want to move here, assimilate to our culture. Otherwise GO AWAY MUSLIMS FUCK OFF

COPE

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You see we made Quebec our own, time to make your province yours, wether in Canada or outside of it.

Your play.

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>92499266
>92499251
>92499223
>forcing memes

The rangers would have won the cup but they had too many injuries.

Ducks would have won the cup but they had too many injuries

got you lad

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my team would've won but they're shit

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In disgust that Boston gets a free pass to the finals this year.

Do you see how stupid you sound now, retard? You sound like a 10 year old making excuses.

sparkledogs would've won the cup this year, but there were just a few too many injuries down the stretch

The Teds will win the cup and they have no injuries

sucks for them that it's only the conference finals

Finland would have won gold but they had too many injuries

Being gay is fucked. It doesn't increase our white population. We need tp make lots of white babies to replace all the shitskins. Send them home FOR FUCKS SAKE

SOON

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I despise that shithole city and team and even I know they will crush the zoomer squad

the fuck are you talking about? I'm not the one spamming "[shit team] would have won but muh injuries"

you seem really stable

Holy shit a e a t h e t i c

BOILING mad

>implying I'm going to read all that gay shit
Alberta = Strong And Free
FUCK CANADA

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have sex

can't wait to see bombston demolish the relocanes

seattle they/thems

>tfw no puck bunny gf

Shit that looks pretty fucking clean.

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>sockeye
what a retarded name
also that looks like a plaid-print motocross suit

well yeah cbj is garbage.

Lo TEST: broons v relocanes

HIGH TEST: poojackets v relocanes

Was this supposed to prove me wrong?

this would be good if red and black wasnt pleb tier

no but it proves me right

for me, it's the Xeattle dickgirls

>down four/three goals in an elimination game
>wait until the last fucking minute to pull lehner
has trotz just given up?

rip lehner

Xheattle Dickgirls? Me too lad

anypoint watching the later irrelevant game?

new york on suicide watch

>questioning playoff trotz

Sask stands with Alberta. Fuck this country. Please invade us USA.

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain....

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It’s not like I have other plans

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>not even heeming svech on your way out
pathetic

"WE DON'T NEED Y....."
looks like they did

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/NC/ where we at brehs?
/704/ South Charlotte here

FUCK I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE SUNBELT SHITTY FUCKING STANLEY CUP AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PLEASE WIN YOUR SERIES, BLUES

STARS HURRICANES IS SUNBELT TRASH

AY PAOULIE! WHUDDAFUCK JUS HAPPENED?

>isleshits

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Ducks really would have won the cup without injuries

imagine getting swept for a worse draft pick

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i just wish we won game one. what fucking bullshit that was.
this was a great season, the isles mean to much for me and such a positive season means a lot more to me than getting swept.
i’m a little annoyed with how anders was this postseason, we need more from our captain and leading goal scorer and Yes i know it was a lot of shitty luck but that’s what you need.
also super super pissed with beau this season. no way around it. i’ll die on the bridge that it was because it’s this third pro season at 21 with his third nhl coach. i still believe he’ll be a top 6 player for this team.
lets go get our boys signed and get us a top scoring winger!!!!

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Wait wait wait hold on a second bruh OhNONnononono just hold on one minute

You mean to tell me that The New York Islanders, a team that swept their 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs 1st round opponent got SWEPT in the 2nd round??????????

*inhales*

OHNONONONONONONONONNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONONONONONONNONONONNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>pongs got swept by the islanders
>islanders got swept by the canes
does this mean the canes double swept the pongs?

Well there are exceptions to the rule...

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LMAO

They beat the champ then swept the team that swept the team that won back to back cups. They're up to three cups this year by the transitive property.

Sweep not and ye shall not be swept

very nice analysis there lad

Swept

where the FUCK is vegas on that graph

NBC feed is so terrible

The holy alliances
Brothers under the warm golden sun

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oh yay Kendall again

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Man I’d trade Alberta to ditch Hawaii in a heartbeat

I'm more of a Canes-Avs guy myself but good luck fren

Post yfw the Islanders had as many goals in the second round as Tavares did points in the playoffs.

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OFFICIAL /hoc/ AUDIO
nhl.com/video/dallas-stars-vs-st-louis-blues/t-277350912/c-000999125

no need to ditch hawaii, we can just downgrade it to a territory

I like it

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There’s always next season.its a start at least. Still was a fun year.

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TIME FOR KENDALL

This is possibly the most based imagine in the history of /hoc/

>I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

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Tavares only ended up playing one less game than the Islanders did despite going out one round earlier

As long as we can shutdown all the leeches, 90% of the locals

Ahhh yeahhhh. Absolutely.

>Kendall and Pierre

You can hear the Blues feed on radio.com kmox

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Uh, that was really a great, uh, post

>21 shots
>5 goals
The state of the Isles goaltending

gg Isles, let's do this again some time.

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>canes won
949/339/9740

sunbelt teams are the worst

>tfw 2nd chance bracket is already fucked
kek

>Blues feed
uhm yeah i'll pass sweety

Think you meant to type *best, brother

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>a majority of teams left are sunbelt
You were saying?

cant block every shot trotz

Kendall is better already.

boston will win da cup

HERE I AMMMM

>people doubted the canes

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Based double poster

>making a thread and then not linking it
why are you guys like this

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>binningshit

ITS A NEVER ENDING BRASS BONANZA ALL THE WAY TO THE STANLEY CUP FINAL

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do it again

You guys just completely dominated. Any scoring chances got snuffed and you shut down everyone but barzal. Sucks to go out like this, yet it’s a good learning experience. Next year maybe

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imagine not knowing the canes will get btfo by based boston

absolutely HOWLING at the shittershattered seething shanty of /hoc/ becoming unironic broons supporters because they're mad at the sun

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The north will rise again, fuckers =((((((

WILD CARD WORLD CUP IN THE MAKING

GO DALLASS
GO TEDS
GO BINGWAHOOS

>reddit park boys
every fuckin day

gg, Islesfriends
Sorry it had to end like this.

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cheating

Avs gonna win this shit.

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is carolina's plan totally genius?
>miss playoffs for a decade
>win cup first year back

/919/ bro hop in we're gunning for every jew york/bombston/blowhio transplant now

DONT BE SORRY
THIS BONANZA WILL NEVER APOLOGIZE

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For me, it's gotta bee my Colorado Avalanche, from Denver, Colorado! :D

Does less oxygen in Colorado give the Avalanche an unfair advantage?

Pierre brought up an interesting point during game 3 just now, there's less oxygen in the air in Denver due to a much higher altitude than other NHL cities. Is this an unfair advantage, considering the Avs players play regularly in Denver for home games? Discuss.

Carolina sports are all memes
The Panthers are so inconsistent it has made them consistently inconsistent

Distinct lack of reddit posting ITT desu

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A few years ago Brazil lost a wc qualifier against Ecuador and the press blamed the unfair advantage Ecuador had by playing at elevation. It's mentioned all the time when the coyotes are playing competitively

Tfw being forced to watch sharknado

Does less oxygen in Colorado give the Avalanche an unfair advantage?
its doing wonders for macK

It even predates Cam
The team is weird

This cunt cant even get her lines right

So who's the better matchup for the Sunbelters? The teds or the broons?

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...

I heard from a dormmate he bought it from Aaron Hernandez and took the blame because he was afraid of being murdered if he snitched

Who cares
I want teds-canes

weak

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This was not a season that you build on.
This is not a young team.
This is not a team built to win a Stanley Cup in the next 5 years.
This was our chance, maybe the only good chance we'll have for a while, and they blew it. It was over when we didn't add at the deadline.
We're not going to get Panarin.
We're not going to get Duchene.
If we bring all the UFAs back, we'll be in cap hell.
If we don't bring all the UFAs back, we'll barely be able to ice a starting lineup.
Lou and Barry won't trust the good young players. Not enough to play them over detritus like Knuckle and Lou.
And across the East River, the Rangers will be getting an absolute fucking superstar.

rolling for

Bruins really

think its kind of a wash 2bh, bruins and blue jackets are pretty similar

Better match-up for Carolina is honestly probably Boston.

teds 2bqhwy
it has been a meme pl0ffs series

...

I remember as a teen playing football game in Spain, somewhere quite up in mountains. Could really tell the difference to normal oxygen.

Kinda bummed Scott darling got the yips. Was happy for him when he got traded to Carolina

>he didn't even try to pick up the ball
pussy faggot deserves his fucked-up back

yall are high
the bruins are more complete than the teds, the teds just have a ridiculously hot goalie

if you can't adapt to your surroundings you're not an athlete.

it's beautiful

>Carolina posters not using "y'all"
>Boston posters using "y'all"
What nightmare realm have I stepped into

>COL-umbus v. CAR-olina

>DAL-las v. DEN-ver

perfect.. like make in Heaven

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>no one has been swept after previously sweeping since 1993
is there anything >26 years can't give us? What a magical time that was

why is sam larping as an albertan now

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For me, it's wanting to face the Teds less because I think >we can beat them and more because I hate Boston and just want them gone from the playoffs pronto

>hill billy conference finals
BOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is hockey for everyone?

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not even worried lol

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Sam is an international man of mystery.

Maybe he’s forming a counter collective to balance Teds out

Avs vs Dal WCF
Teds vs Canes ECF

Avs vs Canes SCF

S O O N

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Kino

>Swedish
>is a faggot
Really makes you think...

The American press argues about how tough MLS is because of the significant weather differences throughout the season. 100 degree weather in Houston, snowing in BLMinnesota, elevation in Colorado, all the juggalos in Bridgeview, rain in PNW
I call bullshit, the teams just suck

inb4 canes keep getting better but won't be able to make it past the first round for the next few years

>Ewe will B
go fuck off and watch the celtics and red sox

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>rags

>straight ally

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>literally gifted a Stanley Cup final appearance because of how shit the east is
Even more ridiculous since the Laffs were your only challenge

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Imagine sweeping in the 1st round only to get swept in the 2nd

Being Swedish is a mental illness.

Imagine being so bad that you not only get swept, but the team that swept you ends up getting swept by a wild card team the next round

My first full-season rodeo here, man it fucking hurts. Joined at the tail end of last season during the March collapse. While it was frustrating, I could see the problem. Here it just seems like we fell apart. No bang, nothing. I believe in Trotz, and he is a great coach to build off going forward, but man if you told me after we defeated the Pens that we were going to get swept then I would have thrown that away.
I actually even close to tears right now...
And I kinda liked Carolina as a team, but now I have a burning passion of hate against them. I am still in disbelief. I realized why I hate this team, screwing over Hartford.

the senators made the ecf 2 seasons ago
look at them now

>one man counter collective
if anyone could do it...

I doubt he can see what you're saying with those 3 Stanley Cups in his way.

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Imagine being a fan of a team that dances on the ice.

>Islanders 21-22
>Ladd-Komarov-Clutterbuck
>Total 11.5m caphit

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imagine being a fan of a team that unironically employs a man named dougie

Don’t worry fren, the only happy ones are the ones who win the cup. Atleast you got to the second round

>men must play with wooden sticks with no curve on blade
This is the only good idea in this post.

The dynasty is over

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Based karma poster

how is reddit posting so obvious lads

>replying to redditposts

>mad
>at anime

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>only the second time in the second round since 1992
>literally no chance at signing a big name free agent
>goalie will kill himself
>playoff trotz from here on out
L M A O

>LIGHT BLUE: icebelt
>DARK BLUE: snowbelt
>PINK: gaybelt
>YELLOW: pissbelt
>BROWN: poobelt

prove me wrong
>you cant

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these playoffs have been kino and I'm going to enjoy it before the inevitable 2020 Pitt - Boston + Chicago - Flames finals next year

I truly deeply hate anime and yearn for weeb genocide

@92500469
Better?

Because they all write the same sappy emotional shit after every loss, just change a few names around.

I didn't hate Nashville before.
I will now if you don't fucking stop roping >us into your shit.

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We shall see. I believe in lou being able to swing over marner with a cheeky offer sheet

also green is island nigger belt

>tfw no team in hawaii

because people have to post the most watered down opinions in order to farm likes

Straya, ewe sew crazy

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I'm actually a c/a/ne tho so hate away at nashville

What does that photo mean

good post

Reminder that if you’re west of the Mississippi or below the Mason-Dixon Line you’re NOT a hockey market and also gay

too many belts

>Hopefully there's a lockout next season.
Over what issue(s)?

@92500495
>

it's an ad for arby's

Lack of diversity

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

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only SHIT teams playing

t. fan of non playoff team

NHL doesn't have enough female players and that's a problem that has to be fixed.

over his seething rustbelt anus

Not any more, it isn't.

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seething

Yas Queen

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TEAMFIGHT TEAMFIGHT TEAMFIGHT

>chicago - flames
neither team will even come close next year

based dougie giving small cock brock a head pat in the handshake line

>it's real
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stors vs blues - more like snores and snooze

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Based east coaster

a better angle:
twitter.com/NHLCanes/status/1124490902414811136

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Absolutely based

this desu
can't imagine watching those two SHIT teams

WRONG

im moving to montreal next year tell me why i shouldnt

It’s full of niggers

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how many

why is anime so shit?

because its literally for asian children dummy

>canes play fortnite in their free time
REEE SOMEONE STOP THE ZOOMER TAKE OVER. I AM SO SICK OF THEM

it's canada
why would you move to canada

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For me, it's liking anime but not dragging my team or its fans down by shitposting about it on /hoc/ or in gamethreads

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Because you are shit

not him but they're usually from the French speaking parts of Africa and not ghetto nigs

Just make more erythrocytes. Like produce more EPO nigga lmao.

still a faggot weeb in my book

Anime is unironically better than most american media. Capeshit is trash by comparison

Who's >your team?
This but unironically

Good lad.

>P-please Mr. Tavares, s-save us. PLEASE!

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>muh cartoons of Japanese little girls making faces
Mass suicide please

It's the same as any entertainment medium. 90% shit with a few gems scattered here and there.

left the thread, came back and apparently one of these underage weebs replied to my posts
oof

behold the cric master race

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>Who's >your team?
shant tell
another anime face, just for (You)

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will boomers finally stop watching hockey when they can no longer identify with the zoomer league?

lmao that dummy hurt himself during his celly?

this tbqhwyf

no it isn't. it's the same cliche garbage that gets pumped out in mass

berserk is the only acceptable anime. prove me wrong.

>what tell
Quit being a pussy

They’re both trash for double digit IQ manchildren/actual children. Weeb incels are still worse than retard capeshit gets though.

I disagree.

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>he touches himself to 2D chinese drawings

BROONS

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>what is nge

ah yess, the classic

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LETS GO BLUES

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no

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D I G I T S
I
G
I
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S

checked

yeah, what the fuck is that?

took a real painfully solid stinky san jose earlier lads, feel a lot better.

>Sale gonna be 1-5 in less than an hour
feels goodman

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FMA: Brotherhood
Death note
Parasyte the maxim
DBZ
Elfin leid

I dunno dude, I think that's just the reality of living in any first world city in the 21st century

>sweep the first round
>get swept in the second round
POTTERY
go jackets

youtube.com/watch?v=Vfd_4LHzNHY

i don't know what's worse - zoomers or anime fags

Jackets are going to sweep Carolina

i mean toronto has more niggers and vancouver has chinks which honestly i think are worse

lmgtfy.com/?q=nge

>bought a new hockey stick
>get sent a mop instead
seething rn desu

Reminder

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This isn't hockey

haha nobody respects you enjoy your mop loser

well at least now you can clean your floors for once lad

even based burkie agrees there isnt a viable business model for professional dykepuck that can pay the players a living wage

Literally nothing is worse than weebs

You guys still can't see the bruins are going to win the cup somehow huh. This playing field consists of perpetual chokers and meme teams, then there's boston. The last blue blood left. you shall all see. Title 3 for boston in the past year.

tfw can't use GMGM anymore

Yikes

Isn't that better than a stick, how else would you get a clean sweep?

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>Boston isn’t a choker

If you think nigs in Montreal aren't ghetto you're wrong. Extremly wrong.

no they didn't. Stay eternally ass hurt.

Their gm said he got an apology.

>the ONE eternally seething canadian still seething the league apologized
get over it m8

Stay mad cuck

Except you

why is /hoc/ mad tonight?

new

If the avs advance I will stop watching this postseason. NOT fond of this forced young talent meme.

end of thread reminder that no matter how bad a call that was (it wasn't) that still wouldn't excuse the absolute chokejob the golden showers had afterwards

I like the young people
They're full of positivity and hope
Can't find any redeeming qualities in weebs
They're like people who got bullied growing up and their way of getting back is just bothering people on here even though it makes no sense

New non late

late

by a unnamed """""""""""""""""""""""high up executive"""""""""""""""""""" based entirely off whateve Foley says, and his head is far too up his own ass to hold his team accountable for choking. Did Buffalo get an apology for '99? How about Calgary for game 6 AND 7 in '04? Of course not, the NHL doesn't do that shit.

what’s up hoc?

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