European Football

How come >pic related can't play entertaining football throughout it's history?
>"Muh tactics"
>Literally never had a good dribbler in history
>Rate statpadding
>Have Scandinavian 13 World Cup spots babbies who play the most boring football on God's good earth
>Best NT is Germany which has never been the best team in any tournament
>Other highly rated NTs are teams that proudly play results football like Italy, England and Portugal
>They consider Spain's 5 metre memeing beautiful. Kek
>UEFA World Cup qualifiers are winslol crapfest

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strange post, friend. not sure who you think will bite

:( Iceland and Cyprus must feel lonely.
That's such a wierd map somehow. France is unironically statpadding with Andorra, Monaco and Luxemburg. I still just count 8 neighbours and not 10

Maybe they count the islands and Guyane

>Literally never had a good dribbler in history
>who are Cruyff, Best, Zidane, Bergkamp

Guyane would put >you up to 10, I guess that's it. strange choice

Ah yes, nothing beats the longball to fast niggers from africa tactic

rolling for iceland

>zidane
>european

>only one non-European country has won a World Cup in the last 24 years
>only two non-European countries have made a World Cup final in the last 68 years
The problem's not Europe. The problem is that Brazil and Argentina have to carry the rest of the world on their own. You should be grateful the World Cup isn't exclusively comprised of teams from UEFA and CONMEBOL. The rest of the world barely contributes anything to the sport.

>Scandinavian fag thinks because UEFA money ball buys physical specimen types from Africa that's how African football is. Kek

>African trying to chat shit about anyone else's football

>Be Europe
>Get 13 World Cup Spots
>European shitters like Switzerland, [Scandinavian Country], etc. get to play
Meanwhile Africa has to pick only 5 in the most competitive confederation. Euros don't even understand prospect of missing World Cup because their qualifiers are a joke

>anyone else's football
Says the Euro who now resorts to naturalization of African players without shame

Switzerland's best starting XI would most likely beat any African country

is Rivellino european then?

>Euros don't even understand prospect of missing World Cup because their qualifiers are a joke
tell that to italy and the netherlands

How does it feel to have your continent's ass ravaged time and time again by Henryk "Henri" Kasperczak?

Just listing the British ones becomes uncountable in a very short time
>McManaman
>Bale
>Giggs
>Hoddle
>Waddle
>Gascoigne
>Keegan
>Dalglish
>Sterling

>Literally never had a good dribbler in history
weak bait indeed

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kek

This is right
Who plays the entertaining football then?

is Guyana counted as part of metropolitan France for some reason? if it included the other colonies it would put France way over 10 neighbours

It is because it literally is

what's the rationale behind that? muh fusees?

The French consider their overseas territories as part of and inseparable from France. It's why all those Africans are French, because their parents or grandparents or whatever were born on French soil, it's not a blood or anything like that, it's an idea.

Based, Wakanda will be a six time world cup champions one day

Kek. Yeah, using "Swiss" talents like Embolo? Euros are such bullshiters it's surreal

>tell that to italy
Yeah in Euro you get second chance of qualification through a playoff

Kek
>Brit doesn't know what dribblers are. Sad
>Lists a bunch of hacks and Sterling who is not a Brit

Name 3 Italian dribblers

France and the Netherlands have good dribblers, but then again they're mostly African or from the Caribbean/Suriname.
Portuguese natural talents like Eusebio or Figo are good dribblers. Iniesta/Xavi's touch on the ball is legendary. Best was a top tier dribbler, and he's from the most hoofittothebiglads land there is. Hazard in his own right is a good dribbler. Italy's top midfiders are usually great on the ball. You can only find that kind of talent in France, Spain, Italy, or the Netherlands. Occasionally you get it from somewhere else, like Rooney in England or Reus in Germany or the ones I mentioned before.

African players aren't even that skilled on the ball, they usually rely on physique like Scandi or Balkan teams do, except with less strength and more speed. Only Latin American teams have that kind of special flair consistently throughout the region.

All the best african dribblers play for France.

Mussolini, Berlusconi, Garibaldi

Came through a Swiss youth academy, so yeah he's a Swiss talent.

Even without him (and honestly on current form he doesn't make the starting lineup) they can put together a solid side, at least since Seferovic stopped being a shitter.
Sommer; Mbabu, Schär, Akanji, Rodriguez; Xhaka, Freuler; Mehmedi, Shaqiri, Zuber; Seferovic
Other than Mbabu, Schär and Zuber that's a team of players all challenging for Europe or even the title in their leagues. And Mbabu's just got a move to one of those teams as well
>inb4 you point out Mbabu and Akanji like a retard

I mean, who are you even implying does play beautiful football? Kenya?

>An American giving his "opinion" on football

white boy btfo by melanin god

How many world cups has Kenya been to?

>his country has only qualified 5 times out of 31 for the Africa Cup of Nations

You have a few decent players and your country definitely has some great athletes, is football not popular in Kenya?

how did shitaly do last world cup bro

>Iceland
>Scandinavia
I see Kenya still lacks education

Why is the UK not in yellow?

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I didn't see them play

If that's so Netherland should be at 3 (st. Maarten)

Running fast isn't dribbling

Does there be a land border?

We don't have 13 World Cup Spots here retard. Only 5. You think countries like Portugal would go to the World Cup with only 5 slots?

African qualifiers are hardcore

>>Literally never had a good dribbler in history
Dragoslav Sekularac, the only player who got 11 for his match ratings in the world cups.

>Being pedantic
How boring can a German get

Having a bunch of teams that are an equal level of shit isn't hardcore

Europe has 13 spots because European teams do perform at the wc. Really Europe could have more spors but it looks more worldly this way. How many of your 5 African teams got out of their groups?

who you talkin about?

Africa will literally have 10 or 11 spots starting from the 2026 WC and Kenya will still not qualify lmao

i dont understand what this graph is tryna tell me

and Africa will still have zero teams in the quarters

>kenya
>qualifying for anything anyway

>Not knowing we are back and in the AFCON 2019

>UEFA World Cup qualifiers are winslol crapfest
What the fuck is this supposed to mean?

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