/nrl/ - Super Saturday Edition

Vonnie + Cam Smith's wife + Ruan brapsesh

There are no brapsesh’s. These do not happen outside of your imagination

Inconvenient Truthie: A male touchie would not have made this mistake

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Have a sympathy post from /afl/ lad

please buy our toothpaste

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She fucks up all the time desu she isn't fit enough to keep up with the action. Can't wait for the jihad against fans who boo her to begin.

>“It looks very bad for them,” Pandaram said of the failure to include the clause in Folau’s new contract.
>“You’re talking about a guy who showed he was a liability in the social media space last year, and then you go and sign him up for four years on a $4 million deal. You want to make sure you have everything in place. You need to dot your I’s and cross your T’s across everything. They didn’t.
>“They went back and said, ‘Oh, we need you to sign this with the additional social media clauses,’ and Israel Folau said, ‘Na, I’ve already signed a contract’. That’s what Israel Folau’s lawyers will use.”

How are you all looking forward to the death of Poonion in Australia lads

Poonion has been dead in Australia since Johnny Wilkinson kicked that field goal

The only asset union has is the GPS/CIS system. Heard good rumours that Folaou will win at the first hearing and Raelene will be pushed out of RA by the end of the month lads.

Folau will win the hearing because the LORD is on his side. The LORD will shelter Folau from the wickedness of the corrupt heathens and drunks

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Honestly in reality Folau will probably go nowhere because the decision is up to a trio consisting of a Rugby Australia rep, a Players Union rep and some other guy
At the very least the RA and PU guys will pair up to keep the bosses happy

Not from what I'm hearing lad, it'll be 2-1 to Folau at worst, real chance of 3-0. No one inside rugby likes Raelene or Alan Joyce, including the three panelists.

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I hope that's the case, but whenever things come up where people have potential vested interests I always assume the worst.

It's an opportunity to topple Raelene and give RA a new chance of decent administrators, the old heads are going to seize it.

>“What did you say about our sister Ruan user?”

Is the Lord also on Jack's side?

Folau and JDB are visionaries, pioneers

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The LORD is always with his Saint

>brapseshes aren't real
lol okay virgin

For me it's mrs macs microwave sausage roll

Elite truthbomb

twitter.com/redv6/status/1124277601755750400?s=21

Atomic Truthnuke:
Penrith are a shit team and don’t deserve to make the 8

Would NORCO be better sponsors of GC or Newcastle?

Canberra by about 30 today in Wagga

Imagine fucking up the Shark Clap

>another dumb coconut penalty
*yawn*

Oak > Dare

Someone post OAKgirl

This ref is such a faggot

There hasn't been a straight ref since they brought in the (shit) two ref system

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the dumb cunt i'm up against doesn't have nicoll klokstad, i'm getting fucked

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Wogga Wogga

Who's getting sacked first, Cleary or Seibold?

>Talking Jack Wighton up for Origin

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Broncos and Panthers battling out for the spoon would make me have faith in rugby league again

Seibold but next year

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If not Wayne then Kevvie should've been at the Broncos, and Wayne at Penrith - imagine that team up Bennett & Gus like Jim Henson and George Lucas. Seibold could've stayed at Souths for 5 years, now he'll probably end up at GC.

Maloney should be not even be considered for origin

Maloney under match fixing investigation watch

6.Keary
7.Cleary
14.Walker

6. Maloney
7. Pearce
14. Any Broncos player

NSW selectors are picking the incumbents

Poonga --> Souths
Heard it here first ladies

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Truthheatdeathoftheuniverse: Maloney always plays worse the longer he stays at s club

>fractured eye socket
>stuck in regional town with shit hospitals
RIP going to be another Ritchie Barnett but without the happy ending

>We’re building a society
Poetic

>1. Tedesco
>6. Keary
>7. Reynolds
>9. Cook
>13. Murray
>14. Radley
Combos on combos. Everyone in the spine is White and reliable, leave the tricky black pepper stuff to the three quarters where they have no responsibility.

>le combo meme
>three quarters

Didn't realise we had boomers in our poomunity lads

>kikau down
poothers are done

Why are manlets so angry?

>he doesn't studiously call the positions wing three-quarter and centre three-quarter
Bet you say five-eight instead of five-eigTH

Why was the female valkryie on her knees in the background instead of watching the pooders try?

>5/8
this confuses the brainlet zoomer

>half-back
>not one-half

>full back
>not one-one

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charnze dickhole-cocksnot

>

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>teams full of coconuts are spoon contenders
>teams full of Englishmen are top 4 contenders
hmmm

lmfao

post vonny

>that hairline

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Daly Xerri-Evans

Based

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my heart says canterbury

Maloney always watching. Always judging.

Is the manly eagle with the pink legs a trans eagle?

niteshite you here lad?

Jamal Idris 2.0 is fun to watch, he goes alright too

Oh fuck! Redemption arc coming..

>Brett Finch joins the beautiful Megan on the sidelines
Could this be the moment love blossoms? Shall be keeping a close eye on the Steyn Hotel bathrooms after the match ladies.

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Based Keary re-introducing the harbour bridge pass to dominate the game

>traded out Garrick this week

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Do hot lesbians actually exist? I’ve only ever seen disgusting ones

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iktfb

>fell for the Lomax meme

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>doing the loophole for cook's 97
kek

What are they thinking?

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>that painfully obvious "don't want to touch the retard" body language

>no such thing as a dyke after two lines of coke
Tonight is the night

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I refuse to believe. They uglify themselves as a defensive strategy to avoid male attention that would win them back.

Megan sounding very stern and uptight on the sideline lads. She's trying to fight what nature is demanding.

>the classic 5th tackle coconut penalty

>the father-son dual contract scam worked boyos time to take it easy

His boot never touched the line. That touchie is racist

>trading out a goal kicking winger with a low BE who ALSO covers round 12
You idiots deserve whatever you get

>BE almost equal to his average
>low
based retard

just did a ben hunt lads

gayden cockandballs

Is this the commentator from Triple M?

Game fucking on!
I think it's the bloke that's on Megan's show sometimes, he's from QLD can't remember his name

does Kayo have any poker shows?

yeah his name is Dan Ginnane

>taking the poo

Manly are scared

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Garrick (c)

Folau hearing to continue Sunday after 8 hour sesh

>1/4

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>he didn't take the sharkies and cowies

Ahhh the beautiful SCG

NOW LISTEN

OH WE'RE STEPPIN OUT

What are they booing?

>shit at tipping
>shit at supercoach
>manlet
>balding
>overweight
>virgin

just want to die lads

>Manly got 10,000 at Lottoland
Roosters will get ______?

why do carrots taste so bad

You've got to peel the dirt caked skin off

you would think such a phallic looking vegetable would naturally taste good

>inb4 teddy hat trick costs me my rematch with jamal

delete

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shoulda looped cook instead of leaving the c on memedesco

looping on a score under 100 is almost always a net negative

QRD on the Manly game? I'm just knocking off work now.

Knocking off at 8pm isn't a night shift.

>he doesn't have latrell

Got days this week

Okunbor got caught out coming in twice for right-wing manly tries, then manly took two so 14 nil. Lewis led fightback but manly too strong, eagle rock.

I love watching NEETs in this thread LARP about working with the other NEETs

Haven't watched any footy this weekend lads

Imagine having a pm that's a space invader kek

There's no glamour in pretending to be a wageslave

Just want to die lads

posting while driving lads

*signs Latrell from 2021 with Inglis money*

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gping bald lads

Stopped masturbating frequently deleted tinder stopped doing drugs and took up running lads

Tuna Pasta Bake for dinner, have it once a month and it's delicious, anymore than that and it's disgusting

Strange

baldness is a sign of virility

>109kg
>188cm
how fat am I?

is it possible to come from 30k now to win sc?

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depends how you're carrying it and if you can run

Yes

reminder: dieticians go to uni and get a degree, nutritionists do not.

Is there a more annoying cunt in this thread than this Irish faggot?

*Irish proxy faggot

parents just called and asked what i was doing then sounded disappointed when i said i was at home lads

My faggot son is at home watching a low res low bitrate stream of a homoerotic sport instead of being out chasing girls again lads

Not a proxy, I'm in Dublin. Sometimes I see another Irish flag in here though, that might be a proxy

samecunt

Hubby just came home in time to see jamal and his friends finish their bukkake

wow good post bro

looking forward to more from you

how is latrell so fast and agile when he is so fucking fat

>latrell is going to meme danny into the top score for the week

Easts crowd 13'666

>opponent captained pootrell
>he also has tamou, cook, walker and garrick

fml ;_; im just gonna quit

So who are you getting in for Bateman lads?

Ouch. Post a cap m8.

Nightshift is your wife hot

>LaffinGOAT got memed on by latrell
>Brent wont know because he probably sudoku'd aftet his shit start to the week

i could still get fucked by RTS tomorrow

Him and GutherGOAT would need about 100 each to fuck you over

just got home from the brapsesh

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Newcastle at $2.40 seems like a good bet.

You would take that bet.

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you now remember big davo

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Delete this right now.

Have you seen his dad?
youtube.com/watch?v=OSsKn7N8BII

I JUST WANT TO SUCK ON VONNIE'S BUTTHOLE

feel like I have grown too mature for this poomunity and may leave soon

I'm the oldest cunt here and I will never abandon you like that cunt lads

>I was smoking a bit of gunja
kek

KEK

K E K

When abos aren't drunk off a sip of beer and trying to fight me they're alright ladies

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He was only smoking ganja to come down from meth(speed) he used to slip in his water bottle at half time

Yeah I got to that part. Sorry Braz

come join us in /afl/ mate you're in good company there

Reminder

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If a man is not browsing /nrl/ by the time he is 20, he has no heart. If he is not browsing /afl/ by the time he is 40, he has no brain. – Winston Churchill

I want to leave. But I can't until I win a hip.

Makes sense that Richo the pedo is hanging out with a bunch of other old 40 year old pedos.

this year is my year lads

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Richo is on YOUR hands, not ours

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Can we just talk about me for a change?

>/afl/ IS in /afl/'s hands
you mong

I saw and fixed it but fine watch this.

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>deleted the original
got him on a string lads

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When you're mind is 100% sharp and I mean 200% sharp when you're drinking it means you're a functioning alcoholic right. Cause I might have just gotten sadder than just a BroncGOD virgin.

i would be leading sc if i picked better players

I would be having sex if I wasn't a virgin

Saturday night, people are having sex with strangers right this instant and I'm here.

For some reason I bought Rugby League Live 4 today. The game is fucking terrible but interesting thing is you can play as the women and the refs will be women and they have separate recorded commentary for the women

Just found it surprising they went to all that effort

Is based julia in the game m8

Women should ref the game as for the last 111 years, 123 days, 4 hours, 42 minutes and 37 seconds MEN have been refballing it's time to give based Women a chance of actually getting it right.

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plenty of non virgins arent having sex right now, cazzie.

Nah the game came out in 2017

might be a 1%er at the end of this round

got garrick, mitchell, captain cook, walker, tamou and some extra spicy points to come tomorrow.

For me, it's trading Garrick for Xerri

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I am elite

I do not do SC because I am infact having sex with 7 supermodels at the exact moment.

You now, regarding SuperCoach, someone always has to eat shit. If there is someone living large, there is always someone eating shit at the other end. I will continue to eat shit until it taste good and then we will see who comes out on top.

*You know

Had a few beeries

And yes, I drink beer. I enjoy the taste of shit so FUCKING BRING IT ON.

I noticed LaffinWOAT left Garrick on the bench

LMAO

No one likes the taste of beer and anyone who says they do is either drinking piss weak fruity beer or a non alcoholic

Coopers

I rest my case and in other news 5/6

If you don't like the taste of Coopers, I am going to have to assume you are either female or a sissy boy.

Which is it? because I am going to fuck your cunt either way.

MARROOOONNNSSS I also live in NSW and drink Toohyes New does that answer your gay questions do we suck each other off now?
Also BroncGODS

oh nonononononnnnononnonononononononnnnononnonononononononnnnononnonononononononnnnononnonononononononnnnononnonononononononnnnononnonononononononnnnononnonononononononnnnononnonononononononnnnononnonononononononnnnononnonononononononnnnononnono

*GASPS*
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You won't be sucking anything of mine, faggot. I am not a homo. You will take my NSW master race cock deep inside your sissy cunt though and you will enjoy it because you are a sissy faggot that probably supports Womanly.

NRL is played on a rectangle field. That is clearly a GAYFL field

Based phone posting freshie replying to the wrong post.

Well shit, not phoneposting am drinking

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Just want a dick in my arse, ladies.

Would I lose my virginity if I did that?

Yes and it would go a long way to helping the Broncos to make the finals.

Then lube me up and push in my shit

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BASED BRONCGODS FINNA DAB ON DA HATERS
youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8

Ew
Shakira is BroncGODS cheerleader
youtube.com/watch?v=weRHyjj34ZE

Whereever whenever I'll be near (the Premiership) is our anthem.

When you think you have had a bad round in SC, just remember this.