Higgins 9 - 13 Gilbert
Saturday, 4 May
10:00
Gary Wilson 7-9 Judd Trump
61-73 (Wilson 61), 62-24, 140-0 (140), 24-79 (54), 0-70, 88-25, 64-1, 25-74 (54), 79-50 (Trump 50, Wilson 65), 31-75 (56), 76-55, 0-73 (73), 0-123 (123), 1-90 (75), 17-68, 77-4 (77)
14:30
David Gilbert v John Higgins
19:30
Gary Wilson v Judd Trump
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First for Gilbert - Wilson.
In for GRANITE
nigger
first for GRANITE
>3 threads in one day
the Gilbert show
A new thread already what the shit.
snucker
>not a single qt in the audience
Shit semi
13-11, LES GO!
10am
The bing final had about 10 threads just on the night
it will be trump - gilbert and trump will win in 3 sessions
I wonder which monestary she lives in
I love you /147/
>I've got some whisky, red wine and gin. Unfortunately no mixer. Drank a lot of whisky last night so don't think I can stomach anymore.
I'm on the whisky too, neat at the moment but have vanilla coke.
Can someone explain granite meme?
Why are the refs all foreign/French?
Is it culture in other places to be the ref and not the snooker player?
For
Wish we could turn back time
Last weekend we had 3 threads as well
drinking Waitrose spiced cider
>looking at whiskeys following the recommendations the other day
>only tesco sell glenlivet 12
>tesco is fucking miles away
>vanilla coke
Absolutely haram.
Not sure there's any French refs. Plenty of British ones.
Looks more like the "muscley arm" in always sunny
Thank you based bing
This audience is a mouth-breathing shower of shite, look at the fucking state of them
THANK YOU BASED BING
Granite is a very hard rock unlikely to crack under pressure like Riggins when presented with a chance to throw a frame.
I spotted that too.
all me
One of those terms the BBC pundits/commentators keep saying over, and over, and over to describe Higgins because he has a rock hard temperament and hard safety/tactical game (that he hasn't showcased at all this tourny, but they won't shut up about it anyway)
Order some online mate
If you want it to be like a bicep it needs more veins
I don't get it.
Oh ok, thanks
It's like when Trump pots a normal long pot and they break out the nawty snooker.
If you pot all balls, you're bound to win, imo.
Won't be delivered before the final.
I'll just go for a trip and buy loads of other shit too.
Just shilling.
You can get amazon next day delivery on some nice whisky mate, and they deliver on Sundays
Trips of JV
John forcing an error through superior tactical play.
Where the fuck has this been this entire match? This frame is peak Higgins if he clears up now.
>t. phil yates
Freddos pls m8. Couple of Taz bars if they have any too.
y'know, I think you might be on to something there
>Taz bars
They still do those?
>Expecting riggins to fork out £100 for chalk
I've not seen those in fucking years, forgot they even existed
>he has a rock hard temperament and hard safety/tactical game (that he hasn't showcased at all this tourny
?????
Literally what? Did you not watch any of the Bingham or Robertson matches?
Sadly not. Gone the way of the Fuse, Dream and Flake Snow.
STEPHEN LEE IS INNOCENT.
>this dutch eurosport commentator making sounds like he's cumming
The other person fucks up and he makes the clearence
BBC "that is absolutely GRANiTE
THERE IS BEAR CUM
THERE IS BEAR CUM
He must have switched channels and caught sight of Seema.
Seething
Not if you pot them in the wrong order
it's so hard to remember the order though
if only there was some kind of song that could help
Higgsy poster is suspiciously absent
don't worry gilbo, you're not dead yet
Rx15 YGBBPB EZ
>Hello son
There is m8:
youtube.com
I dont like when Gilbert does those fresh air practice shots to decide where he wants to place the cue ball
I remember watching Higgins a few years ago and it would enrage me because he'd pot fucking everything and his safety game was unmatched.
This is sad to see.
Red and yellow and pink and green
Purple and orange and blue
I can sing a rainbow
Sing a rainbow
Sing a rainbow too?
Prime Riggins is second only to Prime Ronnie on sheer talent
For those of you watching in black and white, the yellow ball is next to the brown.
Say it with me:
>GRANITE
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
reminder that John Higgins is only 43
looks like a 60 year old man
THats a big cue
for you
GWAN GILBERTO
We have to go bigger
Scottish people unironically die in their 60s though, he's basically ancient.
Gilbo seething :(
The Glasgow effect
>miss
>miss
>miss
It's happening.
I dunno. Hendry was getting centuries within like 2/3 months playing 1 or 2 hours a day with a shitty cue. He's deffo top 3 of all time though.
Chalk
What does Drumpf have to do to not win?
I'm Scottish and have unironically considered opting out of my workplace pension for this reason.
Fully expect to die in my 50s of heart disease and or stroke.
Amazing quality for a fucking semifinal.
Be himself
F L U K E
L
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The state of this fucking fluke.
M A G N E T S
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T
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GWAN RONNIE! POT SAM FACKING BALLS!
Higgy's devastated with that
FLUKE
L
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K
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RIGGED
BASED HIGGINS WITH THE TRICK SHOT AGAIN
NO FLUKE
CALCULATED
Gilbo: "Miss this m8, I dare you"
>clapping a fluke
QUALITY
U
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I was thinking the same, I am putting a fortune into my pension and unless I stop drinking and eating junk food, I'll be dead before I ever see it
holy fuck this was awful
Stop deep frying your mars bars ffs
Gilbert is choking already lmao
Big John got him RATTLED just like Robertson.
At first I was seething at higgins getting through but all this rigposting has been comfy af
really worthy semi-finalists for the world amateur championships
shit I forgot there is still one frame to come, I don't know if I can do it lads
>A brilliant fluke feom this granite of man, isn't that right, Martin?
This desu
planet granite
hardly enjoy alcohol since I quit smoking , and I never enjoyed smoking without alcohol
Robideux and Virgo tier garbage that frame was
Gilbert aging in front of our eyes, fella will look like Higgins by the end
smoking is the best part of drinking mate
Hear hear
I had a cheese and ham toastie with potato wedges from Greggs for lunch and an M&S Pepperoni Pizza for dinner.
Couldn't tell you the last time I ate a vegetable.
I'm unironically rooting for riggins
Either he gets embarrassed by Judd or beats him
It's a win win
I think I'm the only guy at my work who hasn't opted out, and I have a pretty JUST lifestyle. I absolutely militantly insist on eating a cooked lunch; I'm not going to eat a fucking slice of bread for lunch like a refugee. So I go out every lunchtime. And all we have are chip shops and McDonald's and KFC. I am unironically looking to buy a house next door to my work, just so I can go home at lunchtime and have lunch with vegetables in it and hopefully live past fifty.
This.
Nothing wrong with the odd cigar
For me it's coffee and cigs in the morning/lunch, lager and chainsmoking at night
This young lad Gilbert will he around for many years to come
To say it's a frame up wouldn't be fair or right
Microwave? Take a packed lunch?
Almost every nation on Earth with poor climates also have poor diets and alcohol/drug problems.
It depresses people. Reykjavík is the only major city in Europe with fewer sunshine hours per year than Glasgow.
We will get top tier memes if it's a drumpf - higgins final tbqhwyfam
We actually might be seeing the juddernaught lifting the big one
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/147/ on suicide watch
I use the microwave at my office to cook a spud every now and again slap on some prawn cocktail for lunch
Spuds are veg yeah?
patrician dog breed. thinking of getting one
It'll make a man out of him and he will mature.
Do a week's worth of lunches during the weekend and just microwave that shit at work.
his hairline matures any more there will be nothing to comb over
>Microwave?
I used to do that in a previous job, but the news is constantly wailing that microwave food is just as unhealthy, plus it's less delicious.
>Take a packed lunch?
NO COLD FOOD DAMN IT REEEEEEEEEE
No that's the Anglo-Scottish border collie but the Scottish terrier is nice too.
Based Scottish diet. Sounds like mine
Oh, I had mushy peas today with my chippy. First veg I've had this week.
>scotchanon is off sick
>ayy, I'll go next door and see if he's alright
>catches you in your pants browsing /147/
>get fired
>become NEET
>can watch all the snookers
>mfw
just rerack you fucks
>using a microwave
>ever
pleb
for me, it’s the borzoi
I mean microwave your packed lunch dumb dumbs
Ever heard of a thermos?
holy order of granite cocks monastery of mars.
You nigger; now I've got that "Let's get down to business" song from Mulan stuck in my head.
>potato wedges
>Couldn't tell you the last time I ate a vegetable.
?
I know the feel lad, it's so fucking easy popping to KFC
I'm joining that Man v Fat football league some cities have, basically football for fatties. You get league points for winning matches and losing weight as a team.
>tfw everyone with poor diets and alcohol and smoking problems
>they probably would have won the world snooker championship back in the 70s
>living off soup every day like a homeless person
Glaswegian here. I eat vegetables when they're like in things if you get me. I'd never go out my way to make vegetables tho or have them on the side. I drink and smoke and take quite a lot of gear, I reckon I'll die from a heart attack before 30.
Buy a soup maker, make soup for lunch, heat in microwave. Really easy.
KFC is fucking grim you tastelet
potatoes are bad vegetables though
That dog looks retarded, tiny head in proportion to the rest of the body.
>/147/: dead before 60 thread
Based Bill
>not stuffing mash and sauce into a thermos for lunch
>Mr Skeltal: The Dog
I want to see a cross-breed between one of those and one of those rolls-of-fat dogs.
I'm not from some multicultural city that has loads of chicken shops lad. I work on an industrial estate near a retail park with a KFC.
>soup maker
Literally just need a hand blender. Soup is easy a fuck but I wouldn't want it every day.
>pic related
>drinking/smoking while playing
Watched the 1995 mosconi cup again last week
Golden age I want to go back
Not gonna lie lads, but I love smaller dogs, as long as they're furry and not shorthair pug/chihauhau shite.
Requesting Pommerian falling into snooker pocket.
>>pic related
lyl
State of the diets in here. Tfw work in a kitchen so get to cook myself lunch everyday
Forge?
>wanting to live past ~65
have you ever seen an old person? utterly grim existence
>Has never ordered the based Zinger burrito
>Gets time-sextups anyway
Stovies are legit
>tfw I'm too self-conscious to even do something like this
I'm not even that fat and actually eat quite healthily. Just fucking love biscuits innit
My granddad is 86 and lives the ultimate comfy life.
what the fuck
70 is peak age. Dementia generally hits around 75/80 so you miss out on that. Your bones go to shit around 70+ as well assuming you don't get dementia then there's the arthritis. None of this is avoidable, it's a genetic lottery.
I'm 19 stone (5"11&3/4) and smoke a 20 pack per day. Probably wont make it to 50.
My dad just ran his first marathon in under 3h40 lad and he's 63. Qualified for automatic entry to London from it as well.
There's life there if you look after yourself a little.
Just absolutely love /147/ and British lads. Simple as.
That's the one
It's a bloody incredible match deffo worth a watch
Stop making excuses for yourself you fat fuck
What's your favourite biscuit? I hope it's Gold bars; they're the GOAT.
m8 I sympathise. I used to go to McDonalds for dinner 3 days out of five through the week and get:
Big tasty or whatever special burger was on
5 chicken strip things with 2xsour cream dips
Large fries
2x whatever the side was (cheese bites whatever)
large milkshake
Honestly I'm glad I stopped.
here take, nuts for monkeys ugh ugh!
t: chief mark
Get that cunt off the baize
>that depressing individual who brings in leftovers to lunch every day
>eat healthy
>don't drink alcohol
>don't smoke
>do plenty of sports
Sometimes I feel like I don't belong here.
unit
Don't worry lad. Who even wants to live past 50?
I was born in 1987, so I will be 78/79 in 2066, the 1000th anniversary of EN-GER-LAND. I want to be alive to see that.
FUCK RIGGINS IS AT THE TABLE AGAIN.
Foxes Cream Crunch are GOAT but a bit pricey. Fig rolls are patrician
I love this webm so much.
Where's the cueball going!
>john higgins still very much in this match
p u r e
g r a n i t e
Im a casual. When the World Championship ends will that be if for /147/ till next year? I'll mioss you lads
Gilbert is letting it slip
>don't drink alcohol
Do you even belong in Finland?
Get out.
You'll die of a vitamin D deficiency as we're all having heart attacks and Bosnia is getting eaten by zombies. We'll all go down together
I've been going to McDonalds and Subway a lot recently. Also been eating a shit load of ready meals. Combination of not having the time/energy to make food because of crunch time at Uni and not wanting to buy loads of groceries because I'll be gone in a few weeks anyway. I'm a skinny cunt like but I'll be glad to stop eating like this
grim
A spaniel is as small as I'll go but I have nothing against non-yappy small dogs.
>McManus very softly saying "Den" into the microphone
We'll always have the other triple crown events, and whatevers on ITV4
Until thr snooker shoot out
>1:19
>If Commander Riker from Star Trek was one of the /147/ boys
eight sessions of granite matchplay snooker in mspaint shop pro
holy shit, that's fucking based
a glorious higgins and white smoking and drinking, while amerisharts are seething
GWAN DAVE
Fuck off
>When the World Championship ends will that be if for /147/ till next year?
No, there'll be threads for most of the tournaments. However, only the Masters and the UK Champs will have traffic. The smaller tournaments always have the same based lads around.
Fuck off, Marcel, you poof!
Haven't been to maccys in years but sounds very decent tbqh
Nice
Gilbert absolutely bottling it
Right in the feels.
At least the cancer I get from being lonely will kill me off
why do small dogs bark more? This is my mums dog basil and he’s the yappiest little nutter ever
>tfw have never been that fat before
It ain't over till the fat scotsman rigs
kek
The snooker season isn't the same as a year; it's like the football season. There will be more tournaments later this year.
>Higgins will WIN this session 5-3
Hell
Doglets are just like manlets, mouthy little cunts overcompensating
How do ppl watch the other tourneys?
H-he’s rigging again isn’t he...
They tend to have female owners and they suck at dog care
oh David...
Once in a blue moon m8. It destroys your guts, I've had less horrific shits after 8 pints of Guinness.
Free ball!
apex kek
Austriabro will probably make a /147/ for Riga Masters, but it's generally the triple crown events that /147/ is truly alive. So it's gonna be that sad long time til it's the UK Championship and Masters
What are the odds morphy will commentate tomorrow and continue REEEEEing about Higgins cheap chalk?
>Gilbert
I support Coventry City and it makes me sad that Barry Hearn banned football shirts because seeing what shirt the based cov fan in the front row was wearing was a highlight of every day of play
Masters is my favourite. Short matches, top 16 players, generally good quality.
Higgins is going to win and I don't like it.
Eurosport, the home of snooker
ITV4 usually shows snooker tournaments, more so than the BBC which really only has the big ones.
Perfect.
On a TV, with my laptop next to me and a "sharing" bag of Doritos (/147/ can't have any; get your own).
Riga Masters, July 27. Expect a thread!
How I always do - streams
I wish we're always as active as during the Worlds
Just finished my last easter egg. Still got the choccy bars but i'm sad. Bought myself 4 btw
FUCK eurosport.
Eurosport and ITV4
Morphy is a SightRight™ Scientologist now too isn't he
>working 9-5 in the call centre tomorrow and will miss the conclusion of this match
kill me
so true
What call centre? I'll ring and keep you updated.
eurosport is based as fuck
at least in France
ain't started mine yet desu
Why is there even a ranking event in Latvia? Seems an odd place for a snooker tourney
Grim. What if I called you and just described it to you?
comfy session
who /stayingup/ here??
I love the BBC red button music
well you don't have phil yates do you
It's pretty much the only TV channel I watch.
would much rather be a homeless heroin addict than work in a call centre
>implying I have anything else to live for
I can't imagine working in a call centre lad.
The dumb expendable normies, the screeching irritable bosses, the minimum wage stoners. Fuck
Uncle Barry is trying to shill snooker in eastern Europe. I'm not sure how it's going.
Here as well. Sends a lot of great sports that is too marginalised for other channels to pick up.
We could stand to be slightly less active than this. Slower threads can be comfier, and sometimes the tangents here are too extreme and nobody watches the snooker any more.
MANDATORY VIEWING:
please do. Even just phone up and talk shit
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for anyone that wasn't planning on wanking themselves into a coma tonight
youtube.com
brilliant
so where were you during scottish open?
Everyone here has seen that frame a billion times because BBC shills it all the time
Nice break for the lads (no pun intended)
>Coming up next: Asian Network Comedy Highlights
They'd better show that "going for an English" sketch.
>flag
surprised the plane would take your weight, 190kg.
A shame Yea Forums doesn't allow sound.
Churchill Car Insurance?
test cricket and snooker are the two most high IQ sports
Agreed. The sweet spot are the early WC sessions with all the best lads and good snooker around. But then again, it's the semis so a lot of activity is welcome as well.
Not for me, been up since 4am. Goodnight, /147/.
Is it over lads?
this sport is fuckin' sick, I wish people played where I live.
Aye, the final threads are usually uncomfy but we've had a good run
For tonight, yes.
>cliff thorburn didn't end up inspiring a young generation of leafs
A shame.
I was planning on charming a grill I got freaky with a couple of weeks ago, because I am a school-shooting incel and she is a turbo-autist. However, she's such an autist that she doesn't want to go outside, so no second shag for me. Fuuuuuuck.
There are some hella qt3.14s on Newsnight right now being interviewed about the local elections if anyone fancies busting a politics nut.
what about alain robidoux
which snooker player do you think could force the most snooker balls into their anus?
Kirk is factually the #1 leaf
Some of the snooker legends were Canucks lad
At least you have comfy Crokinole, I love that game
Reanne Evens
Introduced Jimmy White to crack
Definitely one of the Thai boys. Don't ask how I know that; just trust me.
lelby, vicky stuffs his arse on a daily basis
bill werbeniuk
McManus obviously
I have played that, actually!
It's very good fun.
>tfw no snooker qt
The state of this Asian Comedy thing
>Eden Resources
beta.companieshouse.gov.uk
>Company status: Dissolved
>emma parker
Oh so that's who this is.
GOAT Asian comedy right here:
dailymotion.com
Here lads, watch some Barry Stark play some club-tier snooker
GWAN EMMA LUV
>China building an entire city dedicated to snooker
sounds like a Day Today headline
Higgins needs to win this to keep that melt Trump from winning. I don't think Dave has it in him
Maybe China will eventually produce a world snooker champion at some point in 2050.
wow Snooker 2060 looks sick!
Alan 'Angles' McManus would love that intro.
WATTS is based
kek
I miss him.
Was better before but still pretty based
Remember they'd put videos from the internet when internet wasn't much of a thing yet, that's was pretttty cool
the fuck happened why my t key?
France could be a powerhouse in snooker if they put their minds to it. They already embraced the English sports of association football and rugby football.
>tfw when girlfriend is ruining my comfy evening snooker.
lads, I'm thinking of ending it.
Remind her that sports - even snooker - is bigger than everything else.
>tfw up too early
These divers are so fucking hot it's not even funny.
immersed myself again in the wonderfully hedonistic world of momcest porn games
maybe I should look up a milf escort or go to a certain bar in Helsinki tonight where it's almost customary for older women to get a young cock for the evening
I want an asian fit mommy :^(
based and mommypilled
New thread or not?
new day new thread I reckon ausbro
Here we go