Jovic to Madrid is a done deal

Fuck all these clubs ruining small club football with their oil money, it's not fair bros

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>another season with quadragenarian Suarez as ST
oh no no no

>Militao done deal
>Jovic done deal
>Hazard and Pogba soon
Is Perez dare I say it, back?

>scores against chelshit
>gets signed by Madrid
Ah ok

B tier singing

so they have
>rodrygo 70m
>vinicius 70m
>jovic 60m + x
and benzema, bale, asension, vasquez, isco
hmmm...

>The most promising striker at the moment is a B tier signing
Barcafag?

Bale is leaving to Bayern.

Rate their transfer window so far

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They lack a leader
Ramos is too hot headed and Modric is a bitch

FUCK

>no problem pissing away 140 million on Brazilian teens
>I'll give you 30 bucks and a date with my sister for Jovic
robbery

POGBA

What's their new attacking trio gonna be called, JJH?

Good news Florentino is buying again hyped meme players instead the good ones.

HJV

explain why Jovic would be a hyped meme

>Benfica didnt let this man play a single game in their club.
>sold to Frankfurt for peanuts
>on his way to real
OH NONONO

I bet you rate Bale too

*scores the opening goal in your semi finals*

Just wait until they sign that Benfica kid too

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Based Real, the destroyer of Serbian talents. They destroyed Rambo Petkovic, Perica Ognjenovic and now they'll destroy Jovic.

yes, Jovic is great isn't he?

no, rambo and perica came directly from zvezda and jovic took 2 steps after zvezda

Also, i suck cocks by the way. Like one time, i fit like 21 in my mouth at the same time. It was fucking great. Totally gay, totally a faggot. Should definitely kill myself. I can't stop sucking cocks. Like I literally can't stop. I have like 5 dragon dildos in my mouth right fucking now as i type.

looks like someone forgot to log out of Yea Forums before his friends came over

Swedish anthem translated

Apparently all he was doing when he wasn't training was fucking girls on tinder. Read it in a Serbian newspaper. This ticked the manager off big time.

>reee stop fucking girls during your private time
Lmao his manager was a seething beta.

Benfica will get like 12M according to the (((press)))

>rent free

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Will he start over benz

His passing is so shit lmao

any plumber would

yes all your immigrants are in fact living rent free

>hurr why isn't this 21yo striker the GOAT playmaker

They'll probably lend him away for the first season

He won't amount to anything. Bundesliga shitter

He could've gone for 70 to other clubs but they didn't want to pay that much so maybe he wont be that great?

fucking based

His hold up play is sheit too

that so? already has a goal against a top 6 EPLEL club.

>eplel

exactly!

Come and you can live rent free too ;)

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He'd have more if he wasn't shit. Chelsea have the worse defence of the top 6

Madrid starting 11 next season.
You saw it first here on sp

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>Chelsea have the worse defence of the top 6
that's arsenal

Not true, I worked 3x for 3 months there and I had to pay rent.

>promising
most meme aspect of the game

not everyone is a nigger who peaks at 20.

>bundesliga
>europa league

>europa league
scored against inter milan and chelshit, both of which play in the CL/strive to play in the CL.

keked

>that's arsenal
no it isn't. mustafi is just a victim of social media memes. he's decent.

someone post the webms

he's 21 who can't and wont improve himself.

>inter milan and chelshit
you said it two of the most fucked teams in europe

This transfer is a stab in the heart for ustasha's nest in Madrid. Modric is for retirement ready.

someone post the stats

Thought it was that cute Norwegian tranny, turns out this is a real girl

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Modric's family came from a serbian town in what's now Herzegovina. He probably has a lot of serbian blood/heritage, but filthy cro*Tians don't want it to be known.

His mom is orthodox serb, his dad is a catholic and his grandad.

Good deal for Madrid, you rarely see young strikers this good, 60 million could end up being a steal

Kane was better at 21

He is going to warm the bench.

see

Kanes better now as well, would on track to be top scorer again before injuries

Kane's pretty much the best striker in the world nowadays, being worse than him doesn't really mean much

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yikes

the horror of hannover

lmao

I haven’t watched jovic outside the Europa league desu, if he’s worth 60mil how much you thinka 21 yr old Kane be worth? Just for comparison
Maybe 5 years ago

don't think Atletico can afford all those players desu

>OH NONONO
back to plebbit, faggot. he himself admitted he acted like a retard here

Considering Kane is English and proved himself in the Premier League he would probably be worth like 80 million €, similar to Sancho right now

they gave 40 for rodrygo and 45 for vinicius
meanwhile barça paid 170 for cuntinho

and 120m for dumbelel

Who?
Who?
Fraud

Real turning into Sevilla

Dumbelel can still be salvaged I think.

based now need a Midfielder and team is set

>europa league

Eirksen this summer unless Tottenham try to jew with a huge transfer fee, then he goes on a free next summer.

Okay, so how will their starting lineup look like next season?

I'm guessing Benzema will start over Jovic.

Drogba was a shit striker according to stats

you could put James in the deal to make it easier

So far same as this season lol. Militao and Jovic are backups, they will get many chances, but starting 11 for biggest matches will include Benzema and Ramoa-Varane.

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Jovic is overall much better than Icardi and Cavani
Cavani is old and has two years left TOPS, Icardi is a diva and locker room cancer.

this image is at one or two years old, no one think about Jovic then. I don't think anyone want Icardi in their favorite team after bullshit he did in Inter.

>another overrated Balkan, this time from the lesser of the two relevant ones
fucking why

He failed at Benfica but is literally carrying Frankfurt
Imo it's a bit early for him to join a top team like that, if I were him I'd go for Roma, Arsenal, Atletico etc first

One more season with Frankfurt in the CL would be perfect.

>One of you autists already changed his team on wikipedia
Just because of this I hope he doesnt go to madrid.

This new RM looks legit

Balkans are underrated in football

He’s not overrated

used to think real would go for Kane but they might go for Son

>his dad is a catholic and his grandad
balkan family trees everyone

So does that mean the rumours of Lewandowski coming to the eplel are true?

kek'd

Your next Europa League runner up.

>Luka Jovic 17 goals in 29 matches.
>Paco Alcacer 17 goals in 23 matches.
>Worst ratio as a rejected Barcelona player.

Sure thing is a great sign for Real Madrid.

>eintrach deny any contacts with madrid
>marca.com/futbol/real-madrid/2019/05/04/5ccd9ec6268e3eee4d8b4588.html
lmao

Jovic also has 8 assists you jew.

They're turning into a lesser top 4 prem team lol

luka and toni will teach him.

seething turkoid

they need a LB and someone to rotate for ramos and varane because that eternal cripple vallejo is useless.