/seriea/ - Derby della Mole edition

previous: MATCHDAY 35:
>Friday 3rd of May
20:30 Juventus - Torino
>Saturday 4th of May
18:00 Chievo - SPAL
20:30 Udinese - Inter
>Sunday 5th of May
12:30 Empoli - Fiorentina
15:00 Lazio - Atalanta
15:00 Sassuolo - Frosinone
15:00 Parma - Sampdoria
18:00 Genoa - Roma
20:30 Napoli - Cagliari
>Monday 6th of May
20:30 Milan - Bologna

Reminder to keep it comfy.

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70 years anniversary subedition

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Who has more fans from the city, Juventus or Torino?

Juventus without a doubt.

Torino without a doubt.

Could be both

Based Torino, ruBentus has more terroni

For me, it’a clavicles

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Superga's treagedy shifted the balance towards Torino

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>Stadium half empty for a derby
>despite being small as fuck
the absolute state of Jj customers

If you don't count the terroni working in FIAT factories Torino

Real peopl from Torino root for Torino, terroni and second/third generation Terroni root for Juve

>Bernard Heskey

Torino lifelong but also root for Juventus because of Tsunado here.

can someone explain what "terroni" actually are

Southerners

"people" living in the south

game will end Juventus - Torino 1-2

prove me wrong

>piemontesi
Nice try Rosario, we're talking about people from Turin

>Torino scoring more than once against a team not in absolute shambles
1-1 for me

>Torino winning an away derby
Sure

Term used particularly in Lombardy, Piedmont and Veneto to describe southeners people, including Romans and some regions from central Italy. Funnily it is used by Swiss Italians to mock all the Italians, especially the one in Lombardy that go there for work, so we are all the terroni of someone

>we are all the terroni of someone
Sure but that also means that actual terroni are terroni squared

state of nkoulou

>cancello
>pjashit

Masterclass assist from Pjanic

CHAD SERB VS VIRGIN MUDSLIME

So everyone living south of Milano counts as a terrone?

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I FUCKING TOLD YOU, APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

No. Po' river is the border

proper midfield general

oh boy

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Everyone has their cutoff, someone say it's the Po river some say it's the Emilia Romagna border soma say anything south of Rome (wich is the most popular one i think)

Godopoli
Allegri out

GOOD HEAVENS WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME

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Technically it starts from south of Rome, you can tell because at one point they actually stop talking Italian. But Romans are often included but it's more of a joke since Romans are pretty different from Terroni. Being terrone means a pretty distinguished state of mind that Roman not only but also dislike since its attributed to people from outside the city.

*Romans not only don't have but also dislike

>Izzo mi ricorda Cannavaro

>Romans are pretty different from Terroni
AO A CARBONARA SE FA COR GUANCIALE MORTACCI TUA AOOOOOO

why can't juventus ever fill their stadium?

their supporters are all glory hunters and 90% of them lives outside of Turin and even outside of the region

That's not really exclusive to Terroni user. Watch an emiliano rage about tortellini or a milanese about their risotto

cheers senpai

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>"biggest" club in italy
>cant even fill their stadium in a local derby

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Get back to facebook with this shit. You know it's not true

Yeah, at least for a milanese, every other is a terrone, but as you can see it's not a clear rule.

Don't forget the civil war between Roma Nord/Roma Sud with the latter being more similar to terroni

it's friday so there wasn't enough time for calabresi to get out of """"work"""" and get to turin

>la juve ha già ribattuto il mondo

AO ME DEVI STA A SENTI SODDE TORRE MAURA UN TE SCORDA AOOOO QUESTA MANO PO ESSE PIUMA MA PO ESSE ANCHE FERO ER CAPITANOOOOO

>Piemonte not Torino
>fucking William Hill is your source
>it's not even stated how they conducted the poll
>it doesn't even state what percentage of Jj "supporters" are from outside or inside Torino so what i say might still be correct even if your pic wasn't bullshit
that pic doesn't prove anything, explain to me why they can't even fill their tiny as fuck stadium for a derby if what i say is false.

EDF to milan when?

>match was moved from saturday to friday for no reason

Ansaldi is really good when he isn't dead

Let's take this as an example. Despite the slight changes (and lack of accents because the poster is retarded) every Italian is able to understand this.
If someone from Napoli was to say the exact thing in dialect there's no fucking way we'd be able to understand it
Also
>torre
Come on user, you can do better

LuL Good luck with your 50th team injury/year

I have no idea desu, I know that it's recent. But the whole Juve is only for terroni thing is a bit excessive considering the situation here in italy. I live in Milan and I know people who are Spal and Toro fans, It's not like england where muh local club is a valid argument

this was meant for

I’m a Juve pirate, it’s like a customer but I used to buy knockoff kits and watch illegal broadcasts

Roman is one of the easiest dialect to understand user, and one of the most influenced by Italian (some areas like Viterbo don't even speak dialect anymore), meanwhile not even a Piemontese or Emiliano would understand a Lomdard talking dialect

how can cancelo keep getting worse by the end of the season?
his defence is never that good in the first place but it's not this horrible

>living south of Strasbourg
Yikes

It's because they are sutomers that's why. Of course every team has bandwagoners but Juve has the most in the country and that's a fact. There's a reason why Milan and Inter average 50m fans per match this season despite being in shambles while Jj can't even fill their 40m joke of a stadium for the Derby or even CL matches.

dude the season is over
those matches are meaningless they just dont care

Also consider that we're litterally bombarded by people talking romanesco by the national media. We're all pretty used to it.

its because the football is trash
conte filled the stadium all the time

As I said in previous threads I really don't care about losing this game because I want Torino in Europe over the Milan clubs.

At least I'm glad to see my team actually trying and playing a little bit of football for once

but the match against ajax was meaningful

both ajax legs were just prepared horribly by max

>living south of the belgian language border

you now remember adem ljajic

>belgian language
so french belgians are banned?

I'm with you fra

i dont care about anyone else but if juve getting beaten up increases the chances of allegri being sacked im all for it

>At least I'm glad to see my team actually trying and playing a little bit of football for once
??? You don't mean juve right?

nah not really
very very rational plan given how the situation was but the execution went horribly wrong
the blunder from cancelo in the first leg, dybala got injured in the middle of the match, and desciglio didn't play better defensively than cancelo killed alle's plan

there's a surprising amount of chances being created for an allegri squad with nothing to play for except honor.
great at the wc but lazy as shit with a terrible personality
>ynr him fighting his manager

>implying Ronaldo doesn't want the Italian golden boot

>its because the football is trash
yeah because Inter and expecially Milan are a joy to watch, yet there's going to be 50m people at S.Siro on a fucking monday night against Bologna despite the season being another failure.

Oh fuck off you literally can't compare this game to any of the past 2 months in terms of quality

milan and inter have 10 € tickets, the lowest price at the allianz stadium is 45 €

Tbh I'm thinking that with Allegri there's a great chance Juve could lose the next scudetto. Ronaldo effect is gone and the team doesn't know what to do with the ball.
It's not that I want bel giuoco or anything but this team doesn't even play

>milan fills the stadium even on a monday night

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what? is this real?

pianetamilan.it/news-milan/milan-bologna-biglietti-a-partire-da-10-euro/?refresh_ce-cp
yes

I mean seems the same shit to me.

literally no one talks about a renew
juve cant afford to keep a coach with an expiring contract

I read somewhere that his only requests for the mercato were a CB and another RB only. No idea if the source was reliable but it's bad enough to be true.

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Have you seen Inter-Juve last week? I think they managed to make 10 passes in a row only once in that fucking game

Old Lady at the stadium

what's up with juve lately
you'd think they would be leading the game

>Tbh I'm thinking that with Allegri there's a great chance Juve could lose the next scudetto
Don't be retarded. Even playing like shit Juve are 20 points ahead

true but juves performance in both matches was one where the team was scraping by just enough and not actually fighting for it. chilleinis injury was the biggest problem imo

>Izzo sembra svitato
wtf Caressa, you can't say that about scugnizzi

this game is boring, roll your new Mommy

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mama mia u almost got bellringer

Brehs

don't do it

Roll

>we are all the terroni of someone
Absolutely perfect phrase, but then there is the question do the terroni have their terroni?

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bought a cr7 parfume today

how based and redpilled is this?

Why not

Africans

>donaldo

*puts plastic penis into plastic vagina*

it has penaldo piss in it...

Only if it shouts TSU everytime you press it

Last three digits is the amount of Cuadrado's shots outside of the stadium in his career

kek

Calabresi, everyone despises them

Sounds cheap as fuck my fra, and I'm not talking about the price

stfu it will make me a based anal raper

t. napoletANO

Chad

Sure it will Otto

ask your mother

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Based

not watching the match, any chance for a red card?

Patrician pugliese desu

>Inter drew to this

big roll big toll

Ronaldo will never win the cl with this shit team desu

>Torino supporters louder than Juve
>that empty stadium

>implying this isn't an inside job so with Inter losing to Udinese Torino will get 3rd place next matchday

>shit team
>won their domestic league for the 8th IN A ROW

Roll

Even Manchester United could win this league. Not even kidding

Says more about the league itself desu

it's 0-1 at 78' m8

roll it

far from >our worst this season honestly

>Jj actually deciding which teams qualify in CL

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EIGHT TIMES IN A ROW

Why can't allegro make a fucking sub?

Why can't he react?

Is it pride?

>going for an extremely overweight 65 years old woman
Whatever floats your boat

/rent free/ if true

soo, who are JJ signing this summer?

This
Expect beast mode vs Riomma and Atalanta

as long as she goes "mamma mia" when i put it on its all fine for me

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hahahahahhahah
we will lose both

darmian, mustafi, a (failed) attempt to sign Icardi, chieshit

Romero from Genoa

ronaldo is so fucking shit

webm of the grill face ?

that QT there...

Were Ajax matches the worst?

not him but hot

TTTSSSSUUUUUU

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>they believed in Turdino
Back to the midtable you go

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I’m on a bus, describe the goal to me

Another header like the 150 he scored this year.

worst as in losing a match with the highest stakes yeah. the worst performance-wise was the atalanta eviscerating juve 3-0 in the cup, obviously they deserve credit much like torino deserves credit today, but juve were absolutely dire, same applies to most matches around that time

>mfw i watch ronaldo's goals and they are all shit headers

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


but FUCK, I wanted to ruin CL's run

>takes him 84 minutes to score

that was some sexy head tap in

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>italian dancing skills

she looks like an insufferable cunt

Yeah forgot that one, saw only highlights of it

>101 headed career goals
why hasnt the CTE kicked in?

the only thing keeping juventus alive is cristiano's fight with piatek and quagliarella

How fucking retarded can Caressa comments be?

Chadio Caressa

what is he saying

>we have to count on Nazio to cuck BBilan
Underwhelming

just learned Serie A is the best league to watch. Thoughts?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TSUUUUUUU

>claudia schiffer

ronaldo should rape her asshole

what has to happen for Milan to not qualify to any european competition?

who ?

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...

...

gattuso staying on as manager

Can you imagine coming out of her vagine?

well conserved lady for a 48yo

they finish 6th and lazio wins coppa italia

with Torino 5th and lazio 7th though

I hope atalanta classifies to champions league but nazio wins coppa italia

Would still go there

Nazio unironically deserves nothing

I had a greek teacher in high school who was a massive torino fan
used to tell us all the time that Juventus is responsible for everything bad happening in Italy
was he right?

Can Milan choke?

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>Expect beast mode vs Riomma and Atalanta
>implying they wont trow both matches like they tried to do tonight to makes sure either Milan or Inter don't make CL next year

They already did, otherwise they would've been at least 3rd right now

the Ronaldo special: tap in header

dammit rolllll

choke what? They are alredy behind, they alredy choked, there's nothing left to choke

they are a bad team with good players
I like milinkovic savic, correa, immobile

Are there any news about the injury of Milinkovic Savic?

tapin header

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I hesitated to do a fappin session now I'll do it 100%

pls give me julia

>implying overpayed rockstar from the whole world give a shit about some teams that live rent free in their customer's heads
And don't come up with conspiracy theories about Agnelli not wanting Inter and Milan to succeed out of fear because a)it's not true b)JJ has only to gain from a competitive league (since they always win it anyways)

They can get back in the fight if they win

Fuck this

teens >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> milfs

No, Milan and Inter are tho

r

why them and not Juve ?
Juve was responsible of the Calcio polli no ? (or whatever you write it)

>Jovic to Madrid
It's confirmed, Icardi stays at Inter.

It's called Farsopoli and Juve was involved just as much as anyone else

roll for later

>They can get back in the fight if they win
not if (when) Roma and Inter win thir games
over piad rockstars are bound to not give a fuck about literally meaningless games, Ronaldo aside for the statpadding.
>JJ has only to gain from a competitive league
lmao yeah sure that's why they consistenlty buy the opponent's players and buy every young player they can even if they literally never play him.

Juve also doped themselves half of the 90s

don't listen to him, he's obviously a jj customer

>expecting a non-rambling answer from a customer
Yadda yadda Moratti corrupted all the judges of the country and a whole telephone company to frame Juventus therefore causing the 2008 economic crisis and global warming

>half

yeah and won a CL with a penalty given for a foul outside the box and unironically celebrated parading the trophy in front of their own dead supporters

It's called farsopoli and was invented by a guy called Moratti who was jelous of Juve and destroyed Italian football.
Milan was owned by berlusconi... Don't need to add anything else.
Nabule sold a coppa italia to the mafia
And so it goes... No one is clean.

Juve didn't get condmened for that one.

whole spain doped for the last 20 years and everything is sweeped under the rug

>18:00 Chievo - SPAL

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everyone is, it's an open secret

this is flat earther levels of delusion

youtu.be/7AW4lJMnh-Y
Meanwhile there is no proof of moggi actually choosing the results and having this kind of relationship with a referee.

>Napoli Cagliari at 20.30
>Lazio Atalanta at 15.00
and they wonder why they can't sold tv rights abroad

>Inter did it too so NO ONE is clean
lol

As a Swiss Italian, any guy from tessin talking shit towards lombardians are just in denial. We're literally the same people

Lowest price for inter is 35 dude

Yeah, Milan Lazio Fiorentina weren't involved at all.

There's some similarity with people that ramble about how they can't get to the end of the month then evade all their taxes to buy sport cars, or with terroni complaining about not getting enough welfare then living off their 3 abusive houses built on the seaside. I don't know, it's that good old "I might be a piece of shit but other people are and the real problem is the system anyway" argument people use to lie to themselves

This is what ju29eri believe for real, you guys are worse than isis, brainwashed jokers

yeah they were. Is that every team?

Juve fans were bitching about Conte and that restaurant thing but Allegri keeps blaming his player for the loss against Ajax and that Juve players are not on the same level with Barcelona ones. In these few interviews he has really lost it, hope he's mad because he knew he'll get sacked, next year could be horrible if they keep him

hes pretty much out
he said that you cant play like barcelona at bayern so maybe pep is real

I defended him until tonight. Angelli needs to buy Klopp since he's on his way to Young Boys

Any Allegri vs. Adani round 2?

>Vecino dead
Last digit says how many goals Gags scores tomorrow

That's exactly what it is, it's good to know there's other good judges of character out there. He's a sacked man walking
>tonight
He shat on the team yesterday too
>Nel momento in cui ho deciso di continuare per il sesto anno vuol dire che le motivazioni le ho. Se a livello tecnico sono convinto, e non statemi a chiedere, riparto,
altrimenti no. Molto semplice.
tl;dr I have shit players get me better ones or I'm out
He's out.

Allegri: “Today we played a good game. Our performance in the whole game was good.”

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Adani shittalked him throughout yesterdays cl match commentary
Doesnt matter, even if he scored a hattrick he would still be benched when Vecino returns

Punished Gagsy is the underrated subplot of this season

My favourite part is when Allegri last year said that to win the CL you need Messi or Ronaldo and they bought him Ronaldo and then he proceeded to get knocked out in the quarters by some zoomers

>Nel momento in cui ho deciso di continuare per il sesto anno vuol dire che le motivazioni le ho. Se a livello tecnico sono convinto, e non statemi a chiedere, riparto,

>"Operazione doppio agente complete, time to come home *click*"

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Sleep tight /seriea/

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MOMMY

>even if he scored a hattrick he would still be benched when Vecino returns
The genocider of genoa/soon to become the undertaker of udinese doesn't care, he's there when the team needs him the most.

roll

he's managing 100% out of spite at this point

I'd be shocked if Ronaldo hasn't had a big say here. His quest for GOAT status is being ruined as we speak,especially as Messi has another 2-3 years to rack up some CLs.

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Serie A related Transfers/Rumors time.

>Rumor: Mario Balotelli, from Olympique to Brescia
>Adrien Rabiot, from PSG to Juventus
>Rumor: Diego Laxalt, from Milan to Torino
>Thomas Muller, from Bayern to Milan or Inter
>Rumor: Cristian Romero, from Genoa to Juventus
>Diego Godin, from Atletico to Inter
>Nicolo Barella and Kalidou Koulibaly, from Cagliari and Napoli, respectively, to Manchester United
>Rumor: Ruben Dias, from Benfica to Juventus (or Manchester United)

Thoughs?

Godin was already confirmed months ago

Cavani or Belotti to Roma

Remember Modric to Inda

>Thomas Muller, from Bayern to Milan or Inter
lmao

how black can Manchester United get?

Bumpity

>>Rumor: Cristian Romero, from Genoa to Juventus

That seems confirmed

fine

>Balotelli's redemption arc in his hometown
Would be kino but I don't see it happening, a lot of small clubs were interested in him last summer (Parma for sure, maybe Sasol as well but I can't recall), but he asks for too much money

Don't know if there's much base to it but newspapers here have said lukaku wants to go to inter badly

It's a rumor here as well, but it still feels like he's the second choice behind Dzeko, expecially if Spalletti stays

I do appreciate patrician /calciomercato/ generals but fuck me how is it already that time, feels like it was only a month or two ago

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>teens >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> milfs
imagine being a dicklet lol

was it the legacy one? I want it.

It's been a nice run Jjuve but it's all ogre next season.

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How does he plan to share the bench with Ranieri and Conte? Antonio does the defence, Claudio the midfield and José the attack?

Say something nice for his birthday, /seriea/

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>Cavani
if they actually pay 14m a year to cavani it means Roma is actually being bought by arabs because there's no fucking way we can afford that.
I miss you ninja

Roller

happy turtle day

rolin

come back pls

>>Rumor: Cristian Romero, from Genoa to Juventus
this is why paratici is better than marotard
not only he can sell a player like sturaro ,something marotard will never can do, but he also can get a decent player in the deal
next step is selling ghost players that marotard kept sending on loan every fucking year in the past 4 or so years like marrone, del fabro, branescu, lanini, beltrame, etc etc etc
there are also players like pizza, higuain, cuadrado, khedira who will be tricky to get rid off but if he can sell sturaro i believe he can sell them too

milannews24: Lelonardo might be replaced by Luis Campos (sporting director of Lille, use to work in Monaco), Elliot apparently is not happy with him

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>100 millions of deficit in a single season by buying players way above their market value
>spent actual money to get Piggy and "glass man" Caldara
>confirmed Rattuso for a whole season
SAY IT WITH ME
LEONARDO MAGIC

Is this guy the next season's Caputo?

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reminder I called this when Campos to Roma was blocked.

Yes but unironically, ready your fantacalcio bros

These people actually think this way. Imagine being this retarded.

>rabiot,dias,romero
I dont mind romero but he's a bit uninspiring
No idea who dias is
>rabiot
i'd rather bring back sturato

Mn24 is a shit source and it doesn't make sense anyway he still didn't have a full summer window to make deals and was great in the winter one

>team is in desperate need of wingers
>buy two more midfielders

New Roma kit is fire!

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He confessed!

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t. obsessed

Kino.

I don't get it

Kino

His ability to play great but only against shit tier teams might actually be the counter to the trademark pazza Inter chokings

As Nigger bling bling wewuz

me neither

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Discuss

>Gazzetta dello Sport state that Rino Gattuso has another valid reason to be angry at the attitude of his players. Many players who were involved in the 2-0 defeat to the Turin based side were seen at clubs in the city at the late hours of the night.
>This has left Gattuso enraged and frustrated by many things at the club. It makes Tiemoue Bakayoko's coming late to training look like an incident that can be linked to the player's bad temperament.
>Reports are also stating that Gattuso is now dissatisfied with the level of training that the players are displaying in recent days and one of the reports from yesterday also stated that he shouted at a bunch of players for showing lack of intensity in training.
I don't understand, why did they all suddenly stopped giving a shit all of a sudden? At least before you could them some of them tries but now it's they are all apathetic

>Gazzetta dello Sport state that Rino Gattuso has another valid reason to be angry at the attitude of his players. Many players who were involved in the 2-0 defeat to the Turin based side were seen at clubs in the city at the late hours of the night.
>This has left Gattuso enraged and frustrated by many things at the club. It makes Tiemoue Bakayoko's coming late to training look like an incident that can be linked to the player's bad temperament.
>Reports are also stating that Gattuso is now dissatisfied with the level of training that the players are displaying in recent days and one of the reports from yesterday also stated that he shouted at a bunch of players for showing lack of intensity in training.
I don't understand, why did they all stopped giving a shit all of a sudden? At least before you could them some of them tries but now it's they are all apathetic

I still haven't seen the finale, are they making a Ciro movie?

It happens when players want to get rid of the manager

It's not like he's gonna stay anyway

Looks like ancient jewelry so it might be inspired by some artifact in some museum in Rome I guess

Mourinho was unironically right about this zoomer generation.

DARK GANG (DARK)
GANG BANG (GANG)
SICK LUKE
SUL BEAT BREAK

worried by udine and empoli. they are both fighting against relegation

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I'm still mad (at the calendar more than at Valverde) but he's 110% right

cant wait to see ajax dab on them and get valverde sacked

I did the math finnbro. Inter is mathematically in CL (but not necessarily third) with 8 points. 6 might be enough if we count on JJ to make Riomma lose some points, or even 5 if they dab on them. Anyway I'm sure Udinese will beat >us today because with this team nothing is ever easy

I looked for it and it's some Roma x Versace concept kit made by a shitter on Instagram I think. I honestly thought it was a joke about gipsies or jews

empoli has super hard schedule so beating udine would be gud so that last game would be walk in the park. i think napoli isnt too bad they are prolly abit switched off

don't get too drunk please

He's done alright. Remember Allegri didn't even last half a season when things wen't bad.

They realized Gattuso is a hack and a retard and are fed up with him

Who up for the patrician match of the day?

>tfw slept till 5 pm
looks like I'm up just in time

I have to admit I am a bit sad about the relegation run this year, I'm glad Chievo got dumped but it looks like we're not going to get multiple teams being at risk until last matchday like last year. 2 teams were trash since the beginning and until Empoli goes beast mode they're not going to cut it.

Should cut down to 18 team t b h.

>he wants less Serie A games

we all know it but it's never going to happen

>Chievo with 4 millenials

SPAL have performed better in their last 6 games than Juventus, Napoli, Inter or Roma.

damn chievo falling out. hetemaj quit his nt career so brety meh 4me.

The Bull returns.

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>Borja instead of Gags
BUCIANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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who /spal/ here

twitter.com/Sport_Mediaset/status/1124723140867895296

Where are the people saying that Juve don't want Roma to qualify over the Milano teams?

I'm all about Chievo getting less points than Benis did last year, it's justice

It's okay user, Lucano knows best. I'll come on during the last 5 minutes and grab a yellow card for you senpai, it's really not a problem.

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because customers on twitter have all sorts of opinions and incredibly every single on of those is retarded

this user is right, to use twitter you need 60 IQ at max

>hated by his supporters
>hated by other teams' supporters
>hated by the journalists
>hated by his players
How can one man be so based?

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>European football almost over

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watch our league la

I tried to watch the libertadores and Suda for a time, but >your league starts at 2-3 AM over here. I've thinking of Japan or China over the summer.

>its "arena sport is having satellite issues" episode again

>Rocchi
oh boy

borja is a mistake against young boys like udi has..

Look at this little dood.

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cute

those tiny adidas shoes are kino

Asamoah stylin, too bad he cant cross for shit

Rate my match snacks. Queso and homemade salsa. Two diff chips

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>usual meme control on the midfield and 0 chances
>with grandpa Borja starting and Radja already thinking about his birthday hookers
lads i have a terrible feeling

Punished Turtle almost scoring

poverty/10

and they are killing brozovic already

>no red

he pulled out of the tackle at the last moment

>starts at 2-3 AM over here
that's the libertadores/suda games, because they're on weekdays so they're played late at night. our league has several time slots. on saturdays we play at 19:00 and 21:00, and on sundays we have one game at 11:00, then 16:00 and 19:00.

For euros that would be 00:00, 02:00, 16:00, 21:00 and 00:00 again.

What's the most Croatian team in Brazil?

no way this ends well

Brozovic should be Inter's captain

poverty is buying the premade shit terrorist

yeah udine looks way better.

>broja

>terrorist
wow rude

Borja out immediately, he's already tired out and Udinese understood it

What's wrong with Politano

He's a Berardi babby

Achondroplastia

Era desu

ERA

>if 3/4th of the team is behind the ball all the time you don't create chances
How do we get this simple concept into Spalletti's mind? It shouldn't be hard. Maybe we could scream it to him, or find out where he lives and write it in fron oh his house? Ranocchia is always on Insta, if we spam him maybe he could tell him.

ERA

icardi in. lautaro is invisible

ERA
Ref didn't even wait for VAR

n-no era

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Half-time QT's

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>needing refball to keep a draw against whodinese
Why is Spalletti allowed anywhere near a football field

Miri for inda victory

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dude was already falling whne brozo went shoulder to shoulder

NO ERA

ERA

INTER LADRONA

INTER MERDONA

he mad

PORCA MADONNA

>Dutch tv has a compilation of Di Natale blooters during halftime
Kino

Miri for Inda defeat

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>dat neck
Oof

>welcome to gamestop

>revealing so much skin
nice whore you got there

The Portuguese stream I'm watching has it too.

im watching finnish stream and same

Where's my Cristiana poster?

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What exactly does Valero do?
Get my boy Gagliardini in.

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>he dosen't trust PORCO VALERIO

*ages in your way*

draw here means napoli is must win..

>he doesn't appreciate a good ol' fashioned string of slow, predictable sideways passes

>disrespecting /ourgirl/
take that back this instant

post slags or ill start spamming tranny webms

go on then

>ynr the most handsome player in Serie A history.

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You watch the game you don't see Valero and all that shit

That's not Marchisio

>Can't beat Udimeme's 6th string team
what did Inter mean by this

no

you won't do shit pusy

hope perisic leaves

We don't make deals with terrorists

There, keep trannies out.

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you would love that wouldn't you, you filthy shit eating faggots? As pathetic as your swarty flags,

I'd rather see trannies than gf simulators tbqh

Unironically Candreva in

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well here's 1 of the 2 draws >we can afford (hopefully)

fug yeah. icardi-lautaro will surely score

SCORE SUM FACKIN GOALS INDA

who's going to give them the ball?

brozo and ninja

>de paul

the Udinese free agent already under contract with Inter for next season

LIKE HOW HARD CAN IT BE FOR INTER TO SCORE, I CAN'T IMAGINE CHEERING FOR ANY OTHER TEAM CAN BE AS FRUSTRATING AS CHEERING FOR INTER

T. STUCK PLASTIC SINCE ZLATAN PLAYED FOR INTER

ERA

clear penalty

milan this season is quite the nightmare fuel i think

AH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN

>Cuntdreva
well that's it might as well leave the field immediately

im hoping for a candreva blooter.. i want to believe

Lautagol anonymous today

Source?

politano too until 7 mins before subbed out. perisic has been shitter

I don't think we have one. Chile has croats, we don't. But the most slav team is Paraná Clube (currently in Série B), followed by the other clubs from the Paraná state, Athlético and Coritiba FC

hannahaysxx

>brozovic channels his inner pirlo with a great throw forward
>perishit hands it to the defender with the head

is she the unironically retarded one

Look at that tattoo and your question is answered

can we please just play Perisic as a fullback

What team has that Croatian Mentality™

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Nessa something

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her brain might have come in a tiny package but at least it is not entirely written off yet

She must be sad right now

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well the good part is spalletti out.

Chad will make her feel better

>Chievo next week without Brozo and Danilone
you just know

>inda

>Inter chief Beppe Marotta confirmed they will “analyse our plans for the future, which will certainly be with Luciano Spalletti.”
Yikes.

I sincerely hope spaletti dies tonight. And the brainlets too who want Icardi out and want to stick with lautaro and perishit

oh no no no no

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Juve
Napoli
Atalanta
Torino

It's fucking happening bros, dubs confirm

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not even the most frustrating team in Milan my friend

Juve
Inda
Roma
Lazio
dubs confirm

Luciano became too smart to win

Marotta just confirmed he's staying

Juve
Napoli
Atalanta
Roma

The truest of kino's

>we'll get more Lucianone's rants toward journalists
YES YES YES

hes the ultimate kino manager

Not so fast kiddo

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>every match is a shitfest full of goals
True pleb experience

How many new literally whos with unpronounceable names will we see next season in Udine?

>it's that time of the month again

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>Inter drew again

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>SPAL in 10th

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Based, meanwhile, Virtus Entella won the last direct promotion to Serie B along with Pordenone and Juve Stabia, Entella won 1-0 against Carrarese while Piacenza lost 2-0 to Siena.

Juventus are notorious for their shit support
I remember a game about a decade ago where they had less than 1,000 fans for a cup match, I don't know how often that happens

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Kill me

I want to shit on her desu

I am glad I didnt watch this patrician 0-0
somehow I could tell there wouldnt be a single goal after 10 minutes

>This will go extinct in your lifetime
:(

What happens in Colombia?

Udinese and Sassuolo have zero charm. Do the majority of the locals even like these clubs?

It's like being a fan of player academy/store. Even the relegation tier clubs and newly promoted teams have more charm, character and purpose.

I actually don't have anything against them. But if Sassuolo and Udinese went bankrupt tonight literally no one would miss them.

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>your league starts at 2-3 AM
And Thats a good thing

For me, it's the one in the yellow shorts

>Jose Cuervo

I knwe those were absolute THOTS... only niggas and Indios drink that Tequila.

All of them, I guess, but I guess the two gaúcho clubs (Grêmio and Internacional) would be the best fit since gaúchos are low-key separatists and like to think of themselves as different from the rest of the country. They're basically portuguese speaking uruguayans.
Paulistas and cariocas are also very proud of their respective states and cultures.
Family is important for everyone, I guess.

Sleep tight /seriea/

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Sassuolo is a tiny city in itself and they don't even play in the city, their "home" stadium is actually 30km from where the town is. The team didn't have any fans to begin with anyway and got promoted by being backed by their president money.

honestly this

Maybe Spaletti should start the next game with 4-4-2

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Cordial reminder Allegri gave the team 4 days off, they are officially dodging themselves against AS Roma.

Just realised I used the expression "I guess" three times in this post. Absolutely disgusting.

Based

Cringe

cringe

>Implying that goes for Gattuso
Nah sweetie.
Mou would have sold Suso's and Hakan's asses first thing in January. They wouldn't even be on the bench let alone starting matches.

Based

He lost the group. Why even bother seething lol, just do what your job requires for 4 more games and collect 2 more paychecks then it's over. Milan are gonna lose to Bologna on Monday.

Bologna got 10 out of 12 points in last 4 games, scored 9 and conceded 1.

He's seething because he will be sacked at the end of the season.

based

Cringe

>Gattuso is not sure which formation he will field against Bologna. It will either be 4-3-1-2 or 4-4-2. If it's a 4-3-1-2 it will be Piatek and Cutrone up front with Paqueta as the trequartista. If it's a 4-4-2 Suso and Calhanoglu will be out on the wings. [Sky]

It's gonna be Suso and Cahanoglu on the wings. THIS TIME IT WILL WORK GODDAMNIT, 35TH TIME IS THE CHARM MUH GRINTAAAAA REEEEEEEEE

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Thank god I'm not watching it.
That said I somehow hope we win the next 4 matches while playing like absolute shit and with some shitty penalties, won't happen though.

>Page 5

All the fucking day wasted at the airport.

>But now I get to falseflag as a burger for a week.

Noice.

Based as fuck

>Croatian Mentality™
encyclopediadramatica.rs/Marjan_Siklic

INTERISTA SCARAFAGGIO
BRUCIA ANCORA IL 5 MAGGIO

AUGURI

Are you ready my friend?

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The whole team is filled with zoomers more concerned with Insta and sponsorships than playing (except based Borini).

>nothing but Brazilians and a German
The reverse Inter.

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Who's going to be the 2019 Poborsky today?

Bump for derby Toscano

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im here to scout empoli fra

Why are Italian clubs so dumb? Why weren't players like Belotti and Savic sold after they massively over performed for a reason?

Season*

Can Montella win one fucking match?

they were way to greedy

I don't think it was greed. I think they genuinely thought those players were elite and not just one season wonders

yeah and let's be honest, it wasn't that wild of a guess. Especially Belotti since Cairo doesn't exactly need money and Torino is a mid table team with no expectations of improving.
The mistake was Lazio holding SMS and Luis Alberto when it was clear they wanted to get the fuck out of that shit team.

It doesn't matter. No italian team save for jj is going to keep an elite player, they all get sold. Clubs were too greedy

fug empoli just scored

I'm not surprised

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what the fuck is wrong with fiorentina?

empoli is fighting against relegation so super motivated

casual here, just tuned in. redpill me on empoli v fiorentina

If you take the train from Pisa to Florence, you go past Empoli

Fiorentina a shit, Ciccio Caputo must stay in Serie A

Dragowski is unironically the next GOATkeeper

good enough for me, fuck Fiorentina

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Do you think Juventus' players are playing shit on purpose just to get Allegro fired?

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andreazzoli is a scary looking man

yeah made a crazy save just

still not enough to fire him, unless they played like milan

win could be bad for inter if emboli has something to play for in the last match day

>Be Scarparo Della Valle
>Sell Bernardeschi and some old fart
>You rebuild your team.
>you sign Pioli
>The Fans hate you
>Pioli effect take place
>Chiesa explode
>the team reaches C.Italy semifinals and They run for a E.League spot
>The Fans are Happy
>Pioli effect run out
>the team starts losing in serie A losing the E.league spot
>The Fans are not happy
>To Fix this you fire Pioli and sign Montella
>The team is Going even worst not WINNING a SINGLE GAME
>kicked out by Atalanta in C.Italia semifinals
>The Fans are enraged
>???
>Start the cycle again

Is this a time loop episode for the Florence Fans?

>Genoa might be relegated after selling their captain and their main goalscorer
Really hoping we won't choke this

for me, it's giving Phillip Seymour Hoffman a hand-job

Based Empoli Bro that got carried in fantacalcio by Cheap ass Ciccio

fras

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Based and COPPAINFACCIA pilled

Tits too saggy

twitter.com/peru8281/status/1125010581675827200?s=21

Can Papu do it in a stormy afternoon in Rome?

Couldn't find a pre-match pic with Papu and Immobile

>Union

Rolling for the udinese new mistress

I will miss Udinese (I am from Udine tho, and see very often udinese's players in the streets)

Parón Pozzo clairvoyance is going to make us win a triplete, One day

U D I N E S E
D
I
N
E
S
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>posting it second time in lower res

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