This is on tonight for some reason.
8:00pm BST kick-off. Coverage on Sky Sports PL from 7:30pm.
EVE: Pickford; Coleman (c), Zouma, Keane, Digne; Schneiderlin, Gueye; Richarlison, Sigurdsson, Bernard; Calvert-Lewin.
>Subs: Stekelenburg, Baines, Jagielka, Walcott, Tosun, Davies, Lookman.
BUR: Heaton (c); Lowton, Tarkowski, Mee, Taylor; Gudmundsson, Cork, Westwood, Brady; Barnes, Wood.
>Subs: Hart, Hendrick, Gibson, Crouch, Vydra, Long, McNeil.
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I'm an Everton fan and even I can't be arsed with this. Gonna be a grim 0-0
can anyone really be bothered watching these types of games at this point in the season
>Josh Hart was once England’s starting goalkeeper
Just call the game a 1-1 draw now and save everyone 90 minutes of their lives even the teams would take it
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Why the FUCK is this on television at this time of the season, on a Friday night? What the fuck.
I’m not watching this.
Its either this or /bundes/ la'. Support brexit FC !
>thread completely dead
This isn't the Yea Forums I knew.
Come on Everton!
is there an alternative to footybite yet?
keen to watch two teams shithouse each other
no one cares about shit teams
Neither team is fighting for anything.
Everton need a win to keep up with 7th?
Ain't working boss
GET IN RICHY LAD
Pruuuuuuu
lmao
>racism
>burnley
is that the team that's supposed to stop mancity?
Ez
ponga a yerry
Burnley are the new West Brom, cashing in 40 points then donating Ws all around.
Everton going to win the prem next season?
>Everton could realistically finish 7th
Yes we could
>The Banishers of Burnley
>we
why is this thread so dead? where's the everton fanbase on Yea Forums? it might be an irrelevant fixture but even championship threads get more posts than this
>where's the everton fanbase on Yea Forums?
championship teams like villa have 5+ regular posters and can sustain match threads on their own
>where's the everton fanbase on Yea Forums?
There's never been a big Everton presence on Yea Forums, but I am here
My greatest achievement on the board is a secret one that I will admit maybe when the guilt kills me. However, this is probably my second greatest creation. I'm so glad you helped it become reality.
I've only met one Everton fan irl and he fucking hated foreners
Sounds like a regular normal Brit at this point desu.
Thanks
t. Everton fan
Based
go on mate spill the beans
Everton are getting complacent, don't let it slip please
as a villa fan, i've always had a lot of respect for everton, we're the most played top flight fixture
on fifa the journey when i was forced to choose a premier league team to play for with no villa option, i ended up choosing everton
Hmm, maybe manure and arselel aren't just shit and Everton have actually become an elite club?
I hope Villa get back up next season, they've always been a Prem staple
I cannot. Well I can, I achieved what I wanted. Somebody called me the worst poster on the board. So my goal is technically done. But it still works so well.
As an Everton fan who was at the United game, I can say it was a case of United being beyond shit and Everton being great
kek, Brady you fucking clown that was a free header
>Starting to piss it down
Here we go
Just got home lads, are they holding a 90 minute silence during the match?
Everton can actually turn up, but they have a really shit mentality.
Yeah. Just look at the Spurs 6-2, they looked up for it at 1-0, then the Zouma error made them fall apart. Team needs better leadership.
>the Zouma error made them fall apart.
>
what part of burnley are you from?
>Arsenal's away form all season
>United's current form
No, they're just shit
Yes, I was at the game and that was my perspective. Zouma shouldn't have let it bounce and then should've headed it back earlier. He's still been great tough.
Next season will be the season of the ABE. Screencap this you mentally ill americans hiding behind VPN's.
Who does Brands need to sign to ensure Everton's return to the top?
...
Are you saying they need to sign me? I'm very flattered, user.
what in the fuck
? What happened.
some lad in a speedo and swim cap was on my screen at half time
RIP Richy
Oh yeah, Speedo Mick. Well known amongst Evertonians because he does it for charity. He frequently does sponsored walks to away games too.
Good on ya' Speedo Mick. respec
I've seen him a bunch of times in the fan zone, always very friendly and taking pictures with other fans. I wonder about the legality of it though.
mate theres kids right there get dressed ffs
It has to be offensive to public decency. But this is the UK mate so, I dunno. I've literally looked up where I can buy citizenship so I can leave this shithole.
It's a bit sad that not being close to Everton is a key reason why I won't leave the country.
I wish Calvert Lewin could be good, I really do. But he's not.
Where would you go? I have no skills, but I can get citizenship in like St Lucia or Grenada for $100k one-off payment. But you can also get it if you own a $300k+ house for 5 years and maintain it. Or $400k into a government bond (no interest) for 5 years. You can do this in Austria and Malta too but it's over $1.2m to do so. Cyprus requires a substantial income from elsewhere on top of that.
Sorry, over €1.3m.
I know several people from my Uni who went to China to be teachers, which as it turns out isn't a meme and actually a career path, so that's always a possibility. But I've never seriously considered it.
ERA PENAL
You need to know Chinese though. But the question is; why would you move from one totalitarian Big Brother shithole to a even worse one? Honestly, I'd love to start a football club in some shithole Caribbean Island but I need millions to do it. Ah well. I dunno how to cope with this place any more, it has so much good stuff, sport, NHS (despite the memes), the booze, even the food is varied and great, the land outside the cities is god tier and it has fuck loads of culture and history. But it's all stamped down by retarded totalitarian governments that didn't see 1984 as a warning, but as a fucking guidebook. If I could paint, I would become a Banksy and start spraypainting this shit all over London, but I can't. If only I could contact him to team up. Me mum says 'just ignore it, concentrate on yourself' which is true but I feel like I've ground her down by mentioning shit that isn't in the MSM. I think I've crushed her happy spirit. I'm disgusting. I help look after her and she me.. so I can't leave.
Tripped on his feet
Burnley are a fucking joke.
>governments that didn't see 1984 as a warning, but as a fucking guidebook
You need to be 18 to post here
>NHS
ay sure, 6 months to get an app, get sent to wrong doctor, doc cant speak a word of english, sends you for a ct scan of your left leg when its your right arm which is the issue.
>love 'r NHS
What do you mean? They're gonna stop Man Cit- oh, right, that's over.
Bit cheeky from Coleman there
He's got a big dick, at least by Liverpool standards
You don't need to know Chinese to teach English over there.
Jagielka is an all time top 30 PL CB
>you need to know Chinese
nope
Good game lads. 7th can be ours still.
Parents worked in it, they could explain the issue but, not the place.
Ah yes, arrested for posting on social media, arrested for not having a license, porn licenses, one of the worst nations in the world for press liberty, uh-huh. Totally not mate.
Not teach but to get around.