/147/ - snooker thread

GET EM MARCEL

FUCK OFF
t. ref

Make him do the walk of shame.

You show them Marcel!

oh no, it's the gay ref

my fucking sides, what did he even say?

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was in the bookies yesterday and i saw someone put a £300,000 bet on this happening

Absolute STATE of Marclel

>tfw Insomnia is considered boomer techno now

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He shouted remember the three hundred thousand

Jumped up little shit on a power trip

Who here /Higgins/ purely because he'll mentally tortue the nawty boy?

soon Skrillex will be a classic

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AHH'D YA SWALLA FREE AHNDRED FAASAND, JOHN?

Security, get them out please

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Won't torture him if he plays like this.

com on ya foking gilbeert score us sum fuking pots

Probably a mod on Yea Forums as well

delete!

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We will truly never see the like of her again

(._. )

Based ref putting up with no shit.
>spend £80 on a ticket
>see one break off

GWAAAAAN JOHN PUT THIS BUCK TOOTHED JOBBER IN THE GROUND

Patrician choice Finnbro.

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i don't know who's rigging who anymore

>£80
Fucking hell. Only time I'd pay that is if mah boi Hendry comes out of retirement.

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what did the yeller actually say? I've replayed it half a dozen times but can't hear it

I MUST KNOW

For me, it's sinuca
youtube.com/watch?v=juKGCDRAM6s

>ywn feel her tongue on your queue

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Ref is a typical pedantic kraut

Germans are useless at Snooker but still want to run things. Snooker truly is a microcosm of the EU

>JUSTICE FOR /147/

her smile is just so wonderful, that's why I keep posting her
so is her general chest area desu

kääk my sides!

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>"Paul Hunter isn't really dea..."
>"GET HIM OUT PLEASE"

Can you kindly contain this autism to the interval?

>c'mon g???? ?????
hard to tell

THROW ANOTHER ONE RIGGINS

me on the right

Funny how pots along the baulk cushion are harder than the ones along the black cushion. Is that the "muh napp" thing?

Marcel pls

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Just sound like "c'mon you john" or some such

Angles in the commentary box.

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yes, exactly

"BRING BACK POWER SN.."

These misses are diabolical

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>mfw when Eurosport has >rpmmie

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STOP BREXIT!

Never forget

Reminds me of watching old championship matches on youtube. It's that bad.

>Dennis

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RIGHT

I've never watched a match with Ronnie commentating (can't afford sports channels).

Does he actually get engaged / provide good commentary?

>Just take the easy middle pot and go up and down from baulk
Gilbert just made Riggins look a right twat

Lads my toilet is blocked and landlord wont get someone round until tommorow. wtf do i do?

If he actually gets engaged he can be quite fun to listen to
youtube.com/watch?v=ldXT-L-a-8c
Blew the ref out

Whose hair would you rather have, Higgins or Trump?

how come snooker gets the best cuties? it's a full autismo sport

Bucket

unblock it yourself?

Who's the fifth best of the last 40 years, lads?

1's plenty

Dracula or Selby

Graeme Dott

I don't see it moving...

Williams

Selby

who are the first four?

The Zester (unironically)

1. Hendry
2. Ronnie
3. Higgins
4. Davis

I've only seen him on the sofa, not actually commentating, but yeah he gets into it and makes good observations and explanations and doesn't make it all about himself

You can see it moving at 0:26 (look at the right side of the red)

Marcus Titus Selbius

5. Selby for sure

What makes Higgins better than Reardon

FINISH HIM GILBERT
HE'S A MUG

The standard at this WC is just so shite. We're literally going to end up with a 37 year old journeyman and qualifier Tiefling cab driver playing the final.
>yfw you lived to see this Mitchell and Webb sketch become reality
youtube.com/watch?v=37JAQIiUEOE

>Seema's shaved legs and thighs in the studio

fuck I am so lonely and horny

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Alcohol-era snooker can't be taken seriously

Gilberto is doing it lads

Match is pretty much over I'm afraid. Higgins is completely gone, just carrying right on from where he left off this morning

take a pic, I can't watch seema because I habe yuropoorsport

You're going to see questions on quiz shows in the future "Who won the 2019 Snooker World Championship" and no one is going to have a frikken clue

the rig is in

Had to screenshot that

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Fucking hell Higgins

He's completely gone

Prime Selby is Davis-tier, but he could only manage it for a few years

god I want her and breed her

Its intentional. Rigger.

Great minds think alike.

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JOHN YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO SNOOKER

Reminder that I called the last set as a win for Gilbo

The STATE

breeeeeehs

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Riggins is toasted. Great player but also great cheater. I dont understand how the kangaroo lost against him.

This ref is such a puff

The guy who got thrown out probably said something like "I don't rate Cher"

>Riggins throwing it
300K
0
0
K

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THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER

Why the fuck did Higgins bother eliminating two of the most exciting players right now if he was just going to throw it away like this

The list actually goes:
Hendry
Ronnie
Davis
Reardon
Higgins
Selby

(Neil may overtake Selby and Riggo though)

EROTIC

she doesn't look very white to me - bunch of fucking nonces i here

Does Graeme even play snooker anymore?

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Fuck sake Gilbert
riggins is trying to lose and you're not even letting him do it

£££££££££££££££££££££

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Wait, was there actually a heckler in tonights session?

Alright lads

Missed all the day sessions last couple of days, wounded.

He was framed by a guy from the news of the world who was later jailed for conspiracy to pervert the course of justice.

>Mazher Mahmood (born 22 March 1963) is an undercover British journalist who was convicted of conspiracy to pervert the course of justice. Before his conviction, he worked mainly for the tabloid press. He spent 20 years working for the News of the World and the Sunday Times,[1]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazher_Mahmood

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CHECKING THE POSITION

t. Amazon delivery driver

alri, we vibin'

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THE FIX IS IN

How can you be framed when you're little on camera?

>He didn't watch Dott vs Bingham this tournament for the massive comeback

SO CLOSE

THE
RIG
IS
IN

Guy got thrown out after the first shot

Seems like it was something pretty innocuous because gilbo was questioning the decision

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Based Gilbo ruining johns frame betting

Is granite known for his comebacks?

>you now remember Bing
>you now remember Ding

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Both of these guys have money on the other one. Only explanation.

he's such a randy autist

bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/47974317
>Graeme Dott hopes playing in the World Championship at the Crucible will stop delivery drivers asking him if he is still playing snooker.

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I asked last 40 years though. Ray won his six WC between 70 and 78.

I picked MJW myself but Selby is a good shout.

The ref said
>it's not about the mobile phone, it's about what he said
or something like that.
Maybe he got angry when the ref told him to turn it off, idk...

We all knew this would happen eventually
Very interested to see how this'll play out

Yes, in the old days anyway.

Gil auestioned if he got thrown out for a phone. He probably called the ref a faggot.

We are talking about the list for the last 40 years, so you can't really put Reardon on it, all his WC titles were more than 40 years ago

>He probably called the ref a faggot.
>hfw

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imagine not rating a beautiful woman because her skin is tan

it's only a comeback if u win

>Hendry
>Davis
>Rpnnie
>J. Higgins
>Selby
>A. Higgins
>J. White

>racism outside of Yea Forums

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agreed

>ywn be that table

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Back to the practise table, Ali.

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>right in the heart of the pocket

Just rerack the fucker

>Re-racking with a 10 point lead
lolno, see you in 40 minutes.

we may be here for some time

>mfw the absolute county of this table

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G I L B O
I
L
B
O

GWAN GILBERTO

Nice pot, now what

One way or another
he always gets his cash

He did well, actually

This post didn't age well

Channelling the Human Leopard

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>“The lowest was losing to Gilbert in Sheffield. It was such an embarrassment. In England they called me the Money Swallower, but I kept losing. I broke down. It’s the only time I’ve cried from losing. David Gilbert is a journeyman, someone you should never lose to.”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH NO NO NO NO

>Rpggins

Hahahaha

>gilbert

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Damn he's good
Probably the best match fixer I've ever seen
maybe the best that ever lived

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Higgins needs to draw this out for an hour to kill the Jobbers momentum

Yeah, I was thinking that either he's playing like absolute dog shot, or he's a master fixer.

*triggers /147/*

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riggins is playing out of his skin here. he’s making it look legit

Red over the pocket
Two reds off the table and your opponent gets more points than you
absolutely machiavellian

He's triggering me by playing like shit.

Higgins has been shite all season this isn't new. He's been losing to players like Rory McLeod and Alfie Burden and Peter Lines. Its weirder that he seemed to actually get his quality back for a few matches.

is this the peak of snooker beauty?

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FFS Gilbo just let it go, he's too good

Based Gilbert doing everything in his power to ruin John's rigging.

Granite? More like granSHIT haha

lol

>Gilbert wins tonight, with a session to spare
>Riggins announces retirement
How hard would you mark?

bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/47311283

bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/47311283

bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/47311283

bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/47311283

The so-called master of safety/tactical play fucking up every safety shot. State of him

Fuck, anyone watching on transponder? where's the rest of the match gonna be streamed?

Looks like a Shadowrun character

Pls don't give any false hope Slovenebro

Reminder /147/ should have sponsored Gibbo last week

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This is Gilbert Kyrens final session on steroids
Choke spectacularily, dominate anyway

Based
Maybe add Ronnie's nose?

What the fuck was that? He literally just opened up a pot chance for him

Freeview channel 601

I don't think he would've agreed to an erect penis on his waistcoat

They both have eye watering sums on losing the 18th

tsk tsk young gilbert
you really thought you could outfox the old master that easily?

trump agreed to burger king tho

>not getting SEEMAS FEET on this guys waistcoat

god we missed a trick

Took a cheeky tumble in the fresh snow from sauna/hot tub

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WHAT?

This is truly incredible to see
A masterclass in matchfixing

>mfw I bet on Higgins 10 mins ago

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can't be much of a masterclass if we're all aware that he's doing it

Miss THIS Johnny boy

That's more like it fatty! Great shot.

>Dutch Yurosport commentator just said "a kind of magic"
Just end this country

GRANAWTY blue release

Gilbert actually did it
The absolute madman
he outfoxed riggins

Blorky/Koiren was the real final lads

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>Higgins with a rest shot

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worst frame ever turned out interesting

>Riggins

>phones going off

fucking plebs

SECOND BLACK BALL FINISH
AHAHA YES

Damn he's good

Well played fatty

not so fast

>54-54
I live for this shit

RIGGINS

Yeah I keep hearing that. Why hasnt the ref stepped in? What a useless cunt.

Higgins storming off in a huff. He just lost 100 grand on that frame

>Fluked it
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

HOLY FUCK

THE RIG IS ON, 17-11 INCOMING

What a shot

>betting £300k that you'll sink a table-length double to clinch the frame in a black battle

next level

CAN'T RIG THE HIG

D O U B L E
O
U
B
L
E

Imagine what perverted thoughts were going through head.

fuck sake, went for a piss and missed the winning shot

how unlucky was Riggins??? The Russians won't be pleased

GRANITE

>that black from Higgins

That was BASED AND CHADPILLED

G O A T
O
A
T

He didn't expect that fluke, I'm sure he's seething.

i dont think it was a fluke m8

Insane pot desu

MAGNETS
A
G
N
E
T
S

He's a dead man

hoist by my own petard. fuck riggins!

BASED BIG JOHN

>fluke
Not even close mate

>owning a telly

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same here after the match. huraaa!

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Off to go make an apology to the russians. "im -m-m s-soory i didnt mean it

playing all sides

Might as well win the 500k for the championship, could use it to appease the Italian gambling syndicates.

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>Gilbert

higgins is going to play like a madman now
this jumped up little prig just cost him a bundle

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What's his endgame?

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The absolute cheek of it.

State of gilbo

€300,000

Making money

Riggins S E E T H I N G
He's lost the plot

How is he gonna swallow them, tho?

He literally re-created it. The Webb shot!
youtu.be/37JAQIiUEOE?t=139

>bet 300k you lose this frame
>end up winning it
>have to win the tourney now to cover losses

Probably just ran off to go double or nothing on this one

Cook food or go get some chips and peas

>Stop looking so angry when you make a pot, John. They'll start to suspect something is up. Remember our deal.

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>you now remember vegetable user

fucking clear this table right now John you fucking bent bastard

Can I get a quick rundown on Higgins?

>Me/Me in the Power Zone
>Jannie drama
>Vegetable user
>Tales from Bosnia

Tournament's been shit but /147/ has been lit af this year

And there it is
The eternal riggs.

too easy

This fucking championship...

he will do ANYTHING for 300 000

t. bookie

Higgins desperately trying to recoup that 300K on this frame

No Hungarybro though

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This is apparently what happened with the guy being thrown out lol

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Please don't bully

It's okay I'm back home now so I don't have to listen to my parents ^_^

>Me/Me in the Power Zone
Brilliant meme

What a spaz

Agreed

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It's like watching Virgo

Gilbert: "About m-mobiles?"

Marcel: "Yes about mobiles. Anyone found with a mobile phone will be ejected from this venue. In fact, turn out your pockets right now Mr Gilbert"

Gilbert: "n-no, this isn't fair"

Marcel: "Just as I thought, a mobile telephone. Mr Gilbert to forfeit the session"

Smashes a shot
Perfectly sets up a winning break for opponent
Absolutely develish higgins

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What 'legend' would you want at your table /147/?

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Thinking about going to Bradford to shag a Paki escort and insisting on calling her Seema.

Truly a puppetmaster extraordinaire
If that double had left the black over the pocket like he wanted he would have made it look legit too

Looks like Higs's kneecaps will live to see another frame

I still fantasize about going on an all night bender with Hendry, Williams and Willie Thorne and getting involved in all kinds of madcap antics

There's a restaurant involved (we all know Hendry is a massive foodie). After our meal, we are surrounded by fans in our booth. Williams is passed out, Hendry is nodding next to him. A fan asks for a picture so I grab Hendry and he turns to face the camera, black and expressionless, pissed out of his mind. Willie sat next to us hiccups and takes a swig of his pint before chuckling to himself.

The rest is a blur. We end up in a club till the early hours. Hendry passes out on a futon in the hotel lobby. Me and Thorne break into Williams room and pull some prank on him.

Somewhere along the way, I lose my phone which finds its way to the British tabloid press. The Sun run a 3 page spread titled "SNOOKER LOOPY" which contains images of all of us in unflattering drunken situations.

Me and Williams are warned and fined by World Snooker for the incident and forced to apologise. Hendry is reprimanded by the BBC. Poor old Willie, already on his final warning having been given one last chance by the Beeb, is sacked for good.

Yes, it is quite possible that I am, in fact, an autist

The Giant Killer

Do you think that John is safe now? Will the Russians leave him alone?

Gilbo drinking piss

The Virgin Ref vs The Chad Fuck Off

Alright come on now higgins you cunt you've got your cash let see some proper snooker out of you

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Based

Definitely Graeme
I want to chat with him about suicide

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Remember the happy times lad.

Dotty will be smiling tonight watching this fat cunt getting ragdolled

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sounds fun. wonder is hazel pops along for a quick drink

I'd love to be in Seema's Power Zone

>There's a restaurant involved (we all know Hendry is a massive foodie)
Not as much as you'd think. He's not really into super fancy French shit

>Yes, it is quite possible that I am, in fact, an autist
Here's some additionally Hendry information that an autist might appreciate:

Top 5 favourite dishes:

Beijing duck
Jamon Iberico
Steak and chips
Green beans with spicy pork and chili
Haggis, neeps and tatties

It's quite basic stuff really.

Definitely Higgins. After spending that much on a fucking dinner I'd probably need some business plan to make up for it.

Yeah. OK. This is like that episode of South Park where both the little league teams are trying to throw the game.

> Matching red sweater couple

>Glumbf vs Gilberto final
...uhm, yeah.

Basic but still tasty taste

you reckon it will be close in the final if it's Gilbert or Judd will run away with it?

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Very tasty indeed, just not very "foodie"

Judd will absolutely destroy him

But riggo's experience will prove decisive. He's gonna outrig gilbo.

>Judd

>He's not really into super fancy French shit
>ywn go on a tour of the most obscure artisanal chippie, curry, and chink joints of Sheffield with Hendry

>writing off Northern Taxi Elf

If Drumpf doesn't win this against either one of Gilbert or the fat rigging cunt then he'd be as well giving up.

Ken please

NOT SO FAST

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Quite like Alan McManus on comms lads.

>sheffield
You'd have to go to his home town shitholes of Gorgie and Inverkeithing for chippies. His favourite place in Sheffield is this:

oisoi.co.uk/

yeah he's surprisingly good for a guy with 'anus' in his name

Yeah this is becoming a bit of a farce at this point. Still hope Gilbo wins just to watch normies pillory Riggins for it.

Gilbo hates this faggot

GOAT snooker hair

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>Gilbert being a knob to the ref

Fuck off, actually want Riggins to win now

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you can tell Marcel hates him as well after he challenged him on the heckler at the start

Gilbert would be a Chad if he didn't have fucked up teeth

The Char Sui wasn't the only pork he swallowed that night

Is the ref actually gay or are you guys just memeing

He wouldn't dare try that with Big Jan.

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obviously higgins so i can get a betting tip and make back my money

Nice

Its quite unusual dynamic that this sport somehow gets massive in china when all the legends of the game are alcoholic working class British guys

At least he's a chad in Britain.

Based Big Dick Jan.

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What did he do? I got distracted.

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Yeah he is gay. Or I'm confusing him with the Belgian ref, who might be gay too I can't remember.

Germans are the ugliest people in Europe

Joke's on you lad, I'm not german.

lmao

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Would be better swapped around

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I'm fairly certain you have to either be gay or an slav slag to be a snooker ref.

he's camp af

either closeted or a full blown queen

>rpggins

When Marcel warned him that he would concede the frame if he missed his third open shot, Gilbert got all smug and said something like "yeah I know", the ref said it was only his job to tell him.

THE RIG IS IN

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wtf I hate Gilberto now

Gilbert fouled twice so ref had to warn him if he did it again he'd lose the frame.

Gilbert said "Ok mate" in a vaguely condescending tone.

lel

>Shitgins

Jan is a literal pussy destroyer

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Jan isn't surely.

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Is this from Hendry's secret Pattaya folder?

Kek

Ronnie got pissy with Marcel when he was respotting a black a couple of months ago.

anyone posted Tabby's tabbies today?

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Ref: you've not won anything in 20 years
Gilbo: yeah, I know m8

What a shot
What a miss
holy shit

Reminder that Gilbert has a 100% win record in semi-finals.

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This is what peak snooker ref performance looks like.

why does everyone keep bullying Marcel?

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gibe milkies!

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Because he likes it

ask and ye shall receive!

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Put another shrimp on the barby, then we'll talk

I'm not sure that was Marcel. At first I thought it was him but I tried searching for it on YT and it was another ref.

lel

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which player has the most autistic instagram?

Absolutely rigged

>which player has the most autis-
Robertson

gib milkkies now!

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>I'm not sure that was Marcel. At first I thought it was him but I tried searching for it on YT and it was another ref.

You're right it was Terry Camilleri.

What we drinking this interval lads?
Me on the left.

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youtube.com/watch?v=K0Vk0uC5Vi8

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His is pretty wholesome, lots of pictures of him with his family these days. I'd argue Hendo's is much more autistic; nothing but photos of himself looking uncomfortable and sperging about cigars.

homemade mead

On the third one

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cup of tea

Scotch.

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Wew lads

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yuk

When you're the GOAT you can be as autistic as you like tbf.

TOO OLD

everyone gone to make a cuppa?

I really need to find a seamless version of this music so I can just loop it for hours on end at work

Watching snooker all day made me live and eat unhealthy desu

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No, still drinking beer.

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Just rammed two slices of toast with butter and dairlylea down my fat craw.

Need to go to the shop lads.

What flavour is this? Grape? Flowers?

Size of that tv though

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IT'S ONLY A GAME SO

youtube.com/watch?v=KpuzSPmsNzQ

Can you get me some prawn crackers while you're there?

elderberry

What players are good on twitter? If any

get us some Freddos pls, and don't fuck it up like all the other lads, it's a simple enough request

Got called racist in Greggs.

GWAN GILBO POT SAHM FACKIN BALLS

Yes son

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tbf it was 50% Rory Mcleod's fault

Just went to the Spar. Got cuppa tea, packet of Tuna sandwiches and a Starbar. Sorted. As a bonus the cute black haired girl was on the till. What's a good opening line on shop assistants half your age?

Despite being just 13% of the population

tell us what happened lad

PUT UP A REAL GOOD FIGHT

Great meme well done.

Can someone get him out please

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Just got back from the shops and I think my houmous is moldy any chance you can get me a new tub

Mark Williams is barely literate but good value.

.../147/ is responsible for 80% of the good posts on Yea Forums

>You cute, is your mother single?

Ebdon

should have asked her if you can try her tuna sandwich

Hello Mauled

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youtube.com/watch?v=uWRrt0XWMx0

COS I WEAR THESE GARGOOLS

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your money or your cunny

You now remember Peter Ebdon used to sport a ponytail lmao.

I was in Greggs and got called racist.

FUCK OFF DENNIS

The comeback starts now.

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Bosnian level post

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Higgins will get the century this frame. You heard it here first.

Yep the century record is going.

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Mauled's dead, but it's nice to see you lad x

You're not supposed to pull your eyelids when you talk to Asians.

Where was the cue ball going during the Scottish open?

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>Hendry making a 147 in his last ever tournament

Most based man alive

John Riggins is innocent.

>mfw bigger tv and hotter gf than this

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>17 years since Ebdon was world champion

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Could get a century of centuries during this tournament.

They told him to win this frame.

cute racoon

DRUMPF BTFO

DRUMP BTFO

1 4 3
4
3

I've never seen a live 147 lads

>being this much of a casual

FUCK. DRUMPF

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wtf is higging doing lads
he was supposed to give the frame

wew

OH NO NO NO

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You haven't lived

I miss when there used to be drama about the table temperature

last one I saw live was Hendry's retirement one

>it will be 14-14 going to final session
Come on Gilbo don't let this happen

Say it with me

>GRANITE

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he needs the highest break money to bet on the next frame

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Kek

You mean 12-12

>14-14 going to final session

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makes sense

I once saw the break counter come up at 1 (one) red only, tbf it was rpnnie and he was on the black but I think the director was a bit too eager.

I had mini session in mind

Dennis, stop trying to make DDK happen. It's not going to happen.

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David 'the bridesmaid' Gilbert

Implying Gilbo will ever have the bottle to get through GRANITE like John Higgins

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Would you fuck John's wife?

I'd fuck her til it fell off personally

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Who wouldn't like to bang the mum of the girl that killed the Night King

10/10 mug lad

Does John rig snooker frames?

Don't insult Denise like that!

aye lad I probably would

they both look like they've been fattened up by a wicked witch that plans to boil them in a cauldron and eat them

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Whatcha gonna do about it?

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I'd let her swallow 300 000

youtu.be/h17WaF6alVY

Cmon Higgy

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I always knew you were a violent Antifa type

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Bad nose job?

She looked cute

What is that meant to be, a haggis?

How many frames til end of sess?

>the city of riggins

Including this frame, 3.

:^)

TAMWORF MASSIV

I'm rooting for based Gilbo now. The quality from this young lad is amazing.

someone stop the disgraceful betting cheat that is Higgins. cheers.

>young lad
d-do we tell him?

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>young lad
>young

>being this much of a gloryhunter.

GWAN DAVE

>Young

He's like 5 years younger than Higgins

>American

Saying young lad was the least objectionable thing. The quality statement was much more ridiculous.

mate the guy who set him up went to jail for conspiracy to pervert the course of justice: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazher_Mahmood

>young

i guess if you're 70 anyone is young to you

He's half Chinese

You're giving out the (You)'s rather liberally, lads.

...

HAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF RIGGINS

i forgot to buy beer so i have to drink captain morgan instead. also is gilbert going to win for real?

How many frames left to play in this session? I haven't been counting.

check'd

...

Two after this one

This one and then the final one.

No

Big John is made of granite and cannot be beaten by pleb journeymen

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2

i have no alcohol whatsoever :(

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this

This is more like it Jonny. Pile on that G R A N I T E

New:

ABSOLUTE

MATCH

PLAY

GRANITE

SNOOKER

Just imagine if Trump loses the final to Gilbo

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I've got some whisky, red wine and gin. Unfortunately no mixer. Drank a lot of whisky last night so don't think I can stomach anymore.

What time will it resume tomorrow lads?

10 am for trump part 3, 2:30 for higgins part 4 and 7pm for trump part 4

...

Thanks mate. Studying is not so shite when the snooker is on.

Fuck drumpf

Kubol

wtf is going on

holy shit higgins!

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we're in here lads