/hoc/

Talking to your imaginary friends again I see

Based OP
Fuck leafs
Fuck burgers
Fuck swedes
and fuck jannies

>The avg size of the London knights is 2 inches and 15 pounds heavier than the Japanese national mens team.

wheres your epic avatar image, randy?

For me, it's when the responses come pre-filtered.

If you can pay for players you can pay for steroids.

Oh dear, this is getting quite concerning.

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Might as well make a tripcode, what a loser.

Shouldn’t it be L.A. instead of San Jose?

I still don't see any of them lol
Imagine being so consistently shit that every single post you make, no matter what it's about, gets filtered.

Imagine filtering posts and pretending you aren't reddit as fuck.

Imagine being as mad as you are all the time.
At least you give /hoc/ something to laugh at.

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oh yah this is much better than the previous thread :D

SEETHING redditor

I don't know why you all still insist on acting like you're not part of my subconscious. I wish I would get along with my self

better downvote his post then

Amazing self analysis. Can you do another?

>his
pathetic samefag fools no one in particular

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If Carolina wins the Cup I'm going to be pissed. inb4 seething sabres fan cause Im a seething sabres fan

twitter.com/BarDown/status/1124175785290543104

I was talking about the person who filters posts just like reddit does. Does this describe you?

big fan of this blog

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Schizophrenia. Better seek some help lad.

Hockey...?

did tinder user get the sex last night?

LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO

>woah better throw that word into the filter, words like that are very problematic

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Yes.

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Casual sex is degenerate.
Both men and women should guard their virtue until entering into a stable, long-term relationship built on fondness and respect for their partner instead of simple lust.

Hockey.

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nice digits

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haven't posted in a while since all the leaf teams got BTFO

is my boy yung Sammy still posting here?

Love Finland desu

where did you get this pic of me

I haven't seen you in what feels like months, Sammy boy.

shut up sam

CFL preseason starts in 3 weeks BTW

Go Riders

mommy

I'm not Sam but I used to get mistaken for him quite often. I guess all us prairie niggers get mistaken for one another

He looks like he came from planet progeria.

Those are some A+ titties my dude

True Finn here, AMA.

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uhhh, yeah, i'm thinking this is based

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Why do you let Sweden continue to exist

fitted or snapback

stretch

mommy!

check these motherfuckin digits yo

no hats

they are destroying themselves faster than we could destroy them

>woman's hockey in the news
>no magnet for them
Where were you when shannon became problematic
youtube.com/watch?v=M5z2jW3MzxI

very embarrassing

Quit posting this fat retard here

cool cool

I know I was hoping I would get some sweet sweet numbers but it blew up in my face

digits say sharkie cup

Ok you guys got me I am Sam I can't even deny it there's no fooling you lads. I don't know who to cheer for in the yoffs because all my favourite teams are out. Thinking about bandwagoning the Canes because Brindamour is pretty based

you all got it wrong, canes for the cup with these numerals

Shannon is based and /hoc/pilled.

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Says the fat retard

Fuck

>I don't know who to cheer for in the yoffs because all my favourite teams are out.
I thought you said a while back that you were following the Blues now.
>Thinking about bandwagoning the Canes because Brindamour is pretty based
Gonna have to insist that you don't.

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based bulju+1 dubs

looks like it's over bros...

god is dead

Did I miss out on any memes? I hope yall have been fucking /cric/ up the motherfucking tailpipe as per usual

For me it's Shannon.....Szabados

That's an hourly occurrence.

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we don't think about them at all, we let them wag in their pile of shit threads

stors

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I cant remember what I've posted and what I haven't, give me a god dam break user I'm grieving here that my Jets aren't winning the next 4 cups ok I've been shitposting for a Very long time that they would and they let me down big time

canes

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>99
damnit /hoc/

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I’m not fat

>I cant remember what I've posted and what I haven't, give me a god dam break user
Maybe start writing stuff down for yourself like the guy in Memento.

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Ok it's settled then I'm a Caniac now

Lets go Canes

I believe in the reverse sweep

Can3s finna bouta win 4 straight

broons

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Oh, my apologies

Sorry boys but check this.

Avs Win the cup.
Avs vs Teds final

You ready?

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stupid bong

Jets are going to win 10 straight in the 2030s when Laine is the Captain and he makes Finland/Winnipeg great again but until then I am a hardcore Hurricanes fan

I thought >we already told you that we didn't want you.

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shall also be bandwagoning the canes
go knights

last two digits indicate how many days auston matthews has left until a life threatening injury

Too bad for you I'm a Canes fan for the next few weeks until the CFL starts

This, I'm actually okay with.

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@ this post with your best pump up tunes please
I want to make a playlist

For me it's the CFL, CWHL, and Spengler

>mfw born in 2000
>live in Cowtown, TX
>never got to see the Stars or Cowboys win it all
>Mavs won once before Dirk died
>Watched >rags choke it away two seasons in a row
I-Is this finally /ouryear/, /hoc/?

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youtube.com/watch?v=czb_CZfWko8

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youtube.com/watch?v=qUPL1VzEB_E
here's one bro

Canes rhymes with brains, and that's why the Canes fans are 10x smarter than any other hockey fan (except Jets fans)

Touch the Sky-Kanye
Lust for Life-Iggy Pop
Space Jam-Quad City

frogposters never win

We're fucking in for it now, aren't we?

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Any Turbonegro will do
youtube.com/watch?v=o6EFg5eWWlM

youtube.com/watch?v=gkhAZ7vOqAo

The Bloody Beetroots - Rocksteady
>youtube.com/watch?v=KSqttO3NtCg

Dance Laury Dance - Living for the Roll
>youtube.com/watch?v=5qnQ21Vsl18

Andrew WK - Ready to Die
>youtube.com/watch?v=P0TzUNti3rY

The Dead Weather - I Feel Love
>youtube.com/watch?v=98oMvKF-78Y

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KING OF THE ROAD SAYS YOU MOVE TOO SLOW
KING OF THE ROAD SAYS YOU MOVE TOO SLOW
youtube.com/watch?v=VvnwTM0ll9Y

and a couple more
youtube.com/watch?v=WZRnyJltTTY
youtube.com/watch?v=LuhT8AqzF6Q

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Thanks for the pump up jams yo

you guys remind me why /hoc/ is the best mo fuckin genny on this garbage website

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youtube.com/watch?v=JuWJ0cNdTBU

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Fuck off Sam, I liked when you were gone

What percentage white are you?

love is in the air

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youtube.com/watch?v=hKsrydCboXo
youtube.com/watch?v=ct0vBbl300I

100% unless my great great great grandmother thought Raging Eagle was lookin' kinda cute in his headdress once upon a time
White enough for long enough my ancestry isn't technically "English" or "Scottish" but now "American"

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youtube.com/watch?v=i0vFid2tKbI

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It would be a damn shame if carolina got reverse swept

Upupupupu

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based af

Canes reverse sweep starts tonight

youtube.com/watch?v=vqz0wRaie2g

>Trucks were used as parade vehicles for the Hurricanes when they won the Stanley Cup in 2006
Aho getting hammered with Williams in the back of a truck lifting the cup would be a pretty hilarious sight desu

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Not a fan of his music but I thought this was cool of him
youtube.com/watch?v=2NrllHwHq7w

youtube.com/watch?v=9itwt_opsvQ

>Upupupupu
What the fuck does this mean.

>went from barely making the playoffs and expected to get swept in 5 to on the verge of sweeping our way into the ECF

what the hell are these playoffs

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>what the hell are these playoffs
fun

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They rallied as a team when it truely started to matter

Also currently the cup favorites for a lot of outlets.

youtu.be/PcjSgl-_rUU

Sharks

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Why the fuck are hockey playoffs so random? Why does the regular season not matter at all?

fuck the faggot sharks

laws of momentum apply in hokki

>regular season determines who gets into the playoffs
>hurrr why does the regular season not matter at all

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>Why the fuck are hockey playoffs so random?
Different Officiating
Players under pressure
Every game is meaningful
Trade deadline affects lineups
Standard puck-luck applies

ANYTHING can happen.

More emotion from the players, everything is at stake - kind of mentality
You meet the same team over and over every other night, allows for deeper emotions to root against the opposing team
Crowds are generally much louder
Trade deadline not long before the playoffs plays a part too useally (not so much this year? possibly for the Sharks with Nyquist)

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Who else Hurricats here?

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what the fuck is this guy's problem?

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I don't understand this line of thinking considering several other teams look really really good. I would like to see how the Canes perform in a series against a team that isn't as physical as the Caps or defensive as the Islanders though.

fraud teams can't handle the playoff pressure

hand is probably fucked again

Remember that dumb nigger who was posting ">anything can happen in playoff hockey"
before the bolts got swept
Wonder where he's gone off to

he is hurt

>1488
absolutely positively ding dong diddly BASED

Hockey analysts are retards when it comes to this kind of thing anyway
Remember when the playoffs started and all of them said the bolts were going to win it all. And then after that they turned around and said the Knights were going to go all the way.

was just going to ask the very same question
I think it's more than just injury at this point, he's been complete dogshit except for the deflected goal and the one last night. I think there's some shady shit going on the side, and he scored last night just to make sure it's not completely obvious that he's throwing games

FRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖLUUUUUUNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ha ha meow

ded thread
ded sport

@92493253
>middle of the afternoon
>no game on for hours
based retard

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so fucking gay lmao

Hurric/a/nes!

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Dunno if I missed this earlier or whatnot but RIP in piece Red Kelly
nhl.com/news/red-kelly-eight-time-stanley-cup-champion-dies-at-91/c-307165314

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Hurricanes would be pretty likeable desu if their fans weren't such raging faggots.

CE/a/SE

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Bruins desu ladm8

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really tired

we're tired of you and your meme goaltenders, Finland, eat a dick

I mean I can understand why people are high on the Canes right now; they have great chemistry, one of the best home crowds, several very experienced older players alongside great youth, and a resurgent goalie (both are doing well, actually).

But I've watched every Hurricanes game this offseason, and the #1 thing I see the most is that this team isn't playing extremely well-coordinated like a lot of other teams in the playoffs. Yes the Canes have a TON of heart, determination and toughness to go along with the momentum but I'm not sure it will translate wins on the big stage against teams that are super fast and super skilled. We will see.

take the /nap/pill

Ah, fellow Hurricat

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Also the goaltending is suspect IMO. Mcbackup is a backup and Mrazek has never really proved himself to be a starter.

Soros is not a meme

manlet goalies are always a meme

Sweaty buttcheecks, yay or nay?

>one of the best home crowds
lol

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Mrazek has been pretty good though

>Finland
More like retardedfaggotland

Mrazek had like 2 good seasons with the Wings and really fell off when he went to the Flyers

Those are some Asian titties.

In the playoffs*

He had one good year with the wings and that was the entirety of his good play up until this year. He's really really streaky, and I think he could fall apart at any time.

DOPETHRONE
youtube.com/watch?v=Ugj6rvDj0Mk
10,000 years
youtube.com/watch?v=QUXDktBIhwc
Most stuff by Orange Goblin in the early to mid 2000s. The entire thieving in the house of god album and coup d'grace also apply.
youtube.com/watch?v=fKasSi-SpkM

how u say based in Finlandish

hope I'm not to late to this music party.

So they’re all fair weather faggots? Not surprised

Go canes
Go avs
Go kys sharks

Pretty glad we ran that fat mongrel bracketcuck out of this general, lads.

But that's America

BTFO
T
F
O

based retard

>NZ talking shit about any other country
imma laffin @ u

might be the most >SEETHING video I've ever watched desu, rent free

Staunch reminder /hoc/ is NOT a Carolinigger Relocanes General

>lehner
>good

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>boston wins again lol
Getting real tired of this shit

>cheering for meme WC teams
shig dig, neighborino

Playing against the same team is different. Some teams systems are naturally better against others, but some are more probabilistically good. In the reg season, if you play generally good strategies you will likely win more than lose, but in the playoffs, you need to adapt specifically to the opponents game. The Blue Jackets literally denied the lightning the chance to play their game. You may also notice they have been reasonably effective thus far at shutting down some of the better bruins. Line combos are everything.

I had no idea it would end up being that bad. I just thought the title was funny.

okay so besides of being extremely handsome, we all know he’s extremely sweet
first and foremost: you love his dog
you had been dating for like a month when he introduced you to his dog
and you loved him instantly
brock was actually v surprised with how quickly you two bonded
sometimes you’d be watching tv or playing videogames and his dog would come to you for cuddles
and brock is like “when did he start liking you more than me”
so you three go out a lot
to the park, for coffee in the mornings, for a run
you even call him your son
and brock is really happy about it
okay but moving onto his hair
HIS HAIR
you love playing with his hair
if you’re lounging around in the bed or in the couch he’d have his head on your lap
and he’s holding one of your hands
but the other one is in his hair
he doesn’t like it when you braid it though
‘cause it curls up a bit and he doesn’t like the look of it
we also know he’s adoRABLE with kids
you babysit his nephew sometimes
and you go out and ppl are like “oh what a beautiful family”
you always blush and brock has the biggest grin on his face
he never corrects them
you’re always so in awe bc he’d be such a good dad
it melts your heart (:
i don’t think he’d be a big fan of pda
so you kinda only hold hands
he might give you a little kiss from time to time
oh but in private
he can’t keep his off you
and your butt
he gives the best hugs ever???
and it doesn’t help that he loves hugging you

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forehead kisses
so so so many forehead kisses
he’s always cracking jokes
whether they’re actually good… that’s debatable
but he always makes you laugh
bc he laughs at his own jokes and we all know his laugh is adorable
he IS very active in social media
and he posts so many stuff of you
cute instagram stories of you two + his dog?
yeah, constant
cute couple pictures with the most random captions ever?
also constant
you and elias get along quite well
which is good considering how much time you spend together
both you and elias chrip at brock on instagram
okay so this is a favorite of mine: going to concerts with brock
he’d stand right behind you and have his hands around your waist the entire night
if you’re short (like me rip) he’d let you sit on his shoulders for a part of the show
you’d sing together the entire night
you’re always messing with him abt how you’re crushing on mat barzal
but he also knows it’s not serious so he finds it quite funny
when he did that car racing video he got u an autograph
bc he’s sweet like that
i also feel like you’d do a ton of outdoor stuff together
which u always enjoy bc brock with his sunglasses on, sometimes shirtless and all worked up?
g o o d s h i t
but he also loves just staying in and do nothing
you’d do romantic stuff like slowdance in your living room to an elvis record
just don’t mention it in front of elias
you’d cook together a lot
and he’s always messing with u
you’d 100% end up with tomato sauce smeared all over your face
going to his games
he’d run his hands over his hair and smirk all the time bc he knows you’re looking at him
he’s a tease and we all know it
so when you’re driving home he’s like “but did you see my goal?”
and you’re like “… yeah”
“it was for you”
and you blush so hard and he’s just like

Are canes fans methheads? some canadian loser told me so in december?

Working on a pretty spicy meme for tonight.
The Islanders had better hope they win, that's all I'm saying.

boy is so tall
you’re practically swimming in his clothes
but that also means his sweatshirts are so freaking comfy
so you always steal them
and he loves the way you look in them so he doesn’t even ask them back
you have like 15 canucks sweatshirts in your closet
even if you’re not a canucks fan
you have a lot of canucks merch
so if you cheer for another team
you only ever do it when they’re not playing brock
if it’s a canucks vs. your team game, you’re always supporting your boy
it makes him so happy
idk what elias is talking abt bc i do think he dresses quite well
so he’d compliment you and you :compliment him right back
it brings a huge smile to his face
oh it’s clear as day that he’s head over heels 4 u
he’s a sweetheart and i want to date him (:

Honestly disgusted I have to cheer for Boston a second time this year. Fucking Colombus

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

There's really not any meth in this part of the country. That's more of an Ozark Plateau / Southwest thing.

take your quasi-fanfic to

Meth is everywhere

After the sharks going to win their series?

boiling retard

Hello /caniac/s

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I already copyrighted all John Tavares related islanders jokes.

Sean it's getting really old, please go back to the apehoop thread and stay there

This one has nothing to do with him.

nah black people like crack more for some reason

lads

LADS

>rags

How does this in any way refute the image I posted? hurricanes are a good team but to say they have a good home crowd is laughably false

For me? It's the st louis blues

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It feels great waking up and remembering that I dont live in Canada

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If it’s literally just putting a black hand over an anime girl then your shit

>chimp out and injure someon
>give up 4 (FOUR) goals on the powerplay
was this the funniest result of these playoffs?

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Oh no no no, user. This is a proper shitposting video.

Thinking about making citizens' Initiative about lowering the age of consent to 14

youtube.com/watch?v=mYa9rSWa6aY

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why? the only way you'll ever get the pusy is by force

Sure was. I love seeing salty fans chimp out.

>fag of the group is wearing toronot jersey
apt

You boys coming out for the finn bash tonight? I’ll bring the brews this time, and I want to test out my new finnstick

>every canadian team out in the first
>reigning champs swept in 7 by the randys
>tampa getting swept
>pittsburgh getting swept
>laffs losing in game 7 to boston again
It's been pretty hilarious

>montreal
Young core, still have one of the best goalies out there in price, and they have the market. Good chance to get it maybe
>toronto
Stellar offense, mediocre defense and goaltending, decent prospect pool, garbage coaching. They could make the finals but only if they exercise their demons in boston
>ottawa
Garbage ownership, young team, meh farm, little future. Give them a few years because they might not see playoffs in a while
>winnipeg
Excellent offense, okay defense and goaltending, decent coaching. Get laine off of fortnite or apex ASAP. Also sign your players because that farm is a little light right now
>calgary
Taking the proper steps to be good, just not in the postseason. Next year could be it if they learn from that atrocious series against colorado
>Edmonton
For fucks sake you have the pieces now make something happen. Also get a goalie and defenseman because that is severely lacking. Or better yet a GM that isn’t keith gretzky
>Vancouver
Young as fuck, growing to get better. They’ll be a playoff team but not a cup team until they begin to get their form

Thoughts?

Yikes

>American kids wearing Canadian NHL jerseys
wtf Backstreet Boys

They know Canada is the SUPERIOR hockey nation.

>Montreal
Capital of hockey, French, most successful team in NHL history. Good guys

>Toronto
Fat wallet to throw around until salary cap yet was and is shit. Terrible franchise

>Ottawa
Shit owner, shit arena location. Fans are fine

>Winnipeg
Everyones favorite underdog. Good slushies

>Calgary
Conservative Canada. Based and rural

>Edmonton
A moldy fungus husk of a shell it used to be. An embarrassment to the province of Alberta

>Vancouver
Never ever won so you can't hate them since they aren't threatening.

>Montreal
>good guys
t. Habsfaggot

BOILING vegass beaner

You have to factor in that EDM and TOR are in cap hell. Half of the pieces in TOR can't be paid and will likely fuck off before the next season, and EDM has so many bad contracts that they're locked into that they can't do anything without trying to off those contracts elsewhere.

>Fat wallet to throw around until salary cap yet was and is shit.
This shows you how very little you know about hockey. Educate yourself. Google Harold Ballard.

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Fuck off

Shan't be wasting time googiling trivia

kill all finns

That too. Marner is going to be such a tough contract to do that I wouldn’t be surprised to see a team throw a cheeky offer sheet to him (hint hint, lou might as well cuck toronto)

As for Edmonton, they are in a worse situation from shit like lucic and koskinen. Who knows if they can regain that success they had in 2017, but it has to start with finding a proper goaltender and maybe a defenseman they grow. Too bad their own department of when to bring up someone is retarded

Just threw a freezer cold snus under my lip, pic related. AMA.

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Quit chewing last week. Delete this NOW

How do you say white trash in Finnish

lmao you can't even kill a penalty vegass faggot

Well you can't even spell googling so there's not much hope for you.

>4 goals
>5 minutes
how can one team be so shit?

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92494363
not an argument cuck

Perussuomalainen

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/juntti

>92494396
>92494401
shut the fuck up mongol bitch samefag

SEETHING retard

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Suck my dick

>come back to /hoc/ after a few days
>people still talking about based knights

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t. Juntti

BASED
for me it's Ettan

Thats a nice penalty kill you have there.

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>TOR is in cap hell
it's tight but i wouldn't call it hell. Marner's the only one they NEED to sign and there's plenty of room for him. Lots of unnecessary players' contracts expire this year. If they can get Kap and Johnsson to agree to a contract that's low next season and increases once Marleau's gone they'll be golden.

Vasemmistolainen aka. "vassari".

cuck

Eakins a good player he go to morning skate he backcheck he dindu nuffin

Good morning knights knation

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do they have sisterfucking in Binland too, or just mongfucking?

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Never tried chewing. How is it different compared to regular Swedish snus?

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Kapanen is a useful player and so is johnsson. However I do agree that marleau is absolutely useless for the leafs because he’s literally a fossil and did jack shit for them this year. For mr.zoomer GM, he needs to find a way to get a good contract to marner because he needs to get a big payday.

The para ice hockey championship is on the Olympic channel Canada 5 Korea 0

Hockey does NOT belong in a desert. My Avs could've handled vegas but good job to the Sharkies to finish them off for us.

Its the same thing just less fine. I liked it better cause snus gets stuck in your teeth. I chewed bandits for a bit a

The cross check he did was literally nothing out of the ordinary

>thinks american dipping tobacco used by inbreds has anything to do with premium swedish snus

Jon Johnsson from Wisconsin.

bout to get your shit pushed in boi

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>HE DINDU NUFFIN

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You lads watching the cripple hockey? SK getting blown the fuck out

It was mentioned yesterday but it's alright. He is never talked about enough for how good he was.

youtu.be/Our4tu6Wovw

I wear a visor and wear pant shells of my favorite team. Can I complete my cool look by using snus during a game?

>Kelly was elected to the House of Commons of Canada in the 1962 federal election at the York West riding under the Liberal party led by Lester B. Pearson
fucking DROPPED
Only if you can skate

>HE A GOOD BOY!

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>making fun of cripples
a new low, lads

Of course I can skate. I'm just a little faster than Corey Perry but I've got my edge work down.

t. someone who probably made fun of Svech getting concussed

You fishies look really gassed from that series. Sorry but we're advancing
Oh and thanks for not murdering our players, especially Mac

the norris trophy was practically invented to acknowledge his offensive prowess as a defender. anybody who thinks the norris trophy has ever been about acknowledging strong defensive play by defenders is a fucking retard. it was always for acknowledging defenders who score.

>Stephen Paddock
>spelled Presley wrong

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must be all that desert sand in his vagina :DD

also I guess biggest playoff choke since tampa didn't help

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It's going to be strange watching Ted play at 8AM on a sunday.

t. someone who cheered as oshie got crippled
disgusting

Is cripple hockey better than dykepuck?

wrong guess, based retard

Shut the FUCK UP already

thats the joke retard

aren't they the same thing

>round 2
>no canadian teams left
Absolutely fucking KINO playoffs lads

Fight me bitch

you were wrong too
stay upset, desert mutt

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why does a hart get acknowledged more than a conn smythe? shouldnt the conn smythe be worth the most since you were the mvp of crunch time?

>Brain injuries
Kek worthy
>disabled people
NOT funny

Edgy. >DAE le epin mass murder xDD??

Back to /r/the_donald

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unironically yes

Why can't 90% of /hoc/ handle bants?
Like it's just words on a screen lmao.

We sweep tonight boys

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>doesnt get it
>gets mad
lmao

Literally entrapment

based liar

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Hockey is greater than hate

there are people here who (seriously) live just to be mad, and just to be contrarians. Unhappy and argumentative, must be a sad life t b h

youtube.com/watch?v=r2mybZ3KT2E

every team that won a game 4 in their second round series will win their series with the exceptions of Dalass and Colorado

I enjoy being contrarian just for the hell of it, but nothing on the internet can make me angry lol

angry weeb

Real thread theme

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>all 3 potential game 7s on the same day
Gary, pray it doesn't come to this or so help me god my wrath will be unyielding

Shitnikov getting BTFO was funny because he provoked it.

i don't mind getting into a cheeky debate with someone once in a while either. But some people...
If you could put a BP monitor on some of these dingus' here, it would probably break or read error

>trotz not naming who’s in net until the game starts

I’m sensing griess will start tonight. Comeback begins now

based seething retard

>repeating the same thing over and over
Imagine thinking this constitutes an argument.

when coaches play mind games like this the only one that gets intimidated is the roster they are coaching

broons tbqh

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Liberals back then were basically conservatives now.

seething cuck :^)

lemme get this straight: A bunch of desert dwelling degenerates are lecturing us on the rules of a sport they've been watching for two years?

Really makes you think, huh?

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problem?

Imagine thinking that only the fans of a team affected by the call would ever have anything to say about one of the worst calls in the league's history.

based
retard

Buddy wait in line. We have fanbases who have been more egregiously refpucked than you, and they are in your division as well

still can't belive botch croaked.

are you faggots STILL going on about that 5min major?
the call on the ice was correct
fuck the whispers in foley's ear from an """""executive"""""

The bruins are the only decent team left and will easily win the cup

>ruins
>decent

>le arrow
yeah you're right, they're ELITE

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In the sense of Pekka rinne

>chimpout
>guy got crosschecked and cracked his eggshell head open

>The call on the ice was correct

You do know the nhl apologized right?

what's they're name again?

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And where was the apology for teams that got 5 minute majors and got scored on FOUR times? Oh right only vegas did that because they literally couldn’t keep a power play from scoring on them. You get no sympy

yeah, to save face with assblasted Vegass "fans", not in seriousness

>only original 6 team to never win a cup
kek

caps fan here
>vegass
>thinking they're better than teh shorks
the absolute state of the suburb of LA

never gonna hear the end of this shit am I?

eakin is a white NEGROE

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>caps fan here
fake and gay

This thread is poo

this is advanced bait

What the fuck, I hate Ted Nugent now.

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Sharks in 2014 have yet to be topped tho
Lets not forget
>It was 3-0

no they didnt you fucking faggot
the official stance was no comment from the nhl

idgi

lol, "apology", there was no apology

Wtf I hate white men now

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good guys
>relocanes
>teds
>bloos
>bing bings

bad guys
>pooins
>shorks
>islels
>dallass

this is IRREFUTABLE

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hello racist white female

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I'd consider isles and shorks neutral guys desu

"The league did reach out and apologize," general manager George McPhee said Thursday in Las Vegas.

islels and shorks fans push them to bad guys exclusively tbqh

Ok, where is it?

lol
"The league did reach out and apologize," general manager George McPhee said Thursday in Las Vegas.

and what is mr. wyshynski's source?
or do you believe everything typed out on the internet blindly?

i guess 500 million buys you the league, sad

why didnt the league reach out to the general public and release a statement?

"Our team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked," general manager George McPhee said Thursday in Las Vegas.

whoa, choice words from mr mcphee
how will vegass fangays defend this?

Because they didn’t. That is simply their choice. It was a personal apology not a public acknowledgement. The corroborating evidence is that the linesmen coincidently are not working the playoffs anymore after a decade just after that game. You need to be insane to believe both the GM and owner straight up lied, but here you are still denying it for whatever reason.

twitter.com/agrossnewsday/status/1124434577399996417?s=21

Bless

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Why is it so hard to believe a mistake was made?

Isles have been quiet tho? And shorks have just been laughing at vegas which is hillarious.

>3-1

How bout them canes

oh I think all of us admit Vegas expansion was a mistake

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Reminder that people wouldn’t be butthurt about the knights if they were an unsuccessful loser rotting team like the coyotes. The yotes are cute because they don’t interfere with the status quote and mind their own business and stay irrelevant

Sharks-Canes final

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Dear Vegass owner
Sorry that your team choked it up.

Signed Yours Truly,
Gary

>five

As was written last year

No. It's about the behavior of vegas and their fans. You're not hated for being the new kid in class, you're hated because you guys act like faggots.

>It was a personal apology not a public acknowledgement.
this apology was not specific to any particular incident, its quite clear in foley's statement
>The corroborating evidence is that the linesmen coincidently are not working the playoffs anymore after a decade just after that game.
correlation does not equal causation
>You need to be insane to believe both the GM and owner straight up lied, but here you are still denying it for whatever reason.
no one is claiming foley lied, no one is denying that some weak willed executive called foley to apologize profusely that the cup in 2 that was promised would be denied
stop fucking pretending like this private conversation between two individuals is an official admission of guilt from the nhl that the 5 min major was the wrong call

except you wont do this, and we'll argue about over and over while you repeat the same brain ded arguments and outright lie about my stance on the matter

VGK is still the best team in the league. Sharks are a close second and will win the cup

There is literally nothing wrong with this image if you keep reposting it

i fucking hate the coyotes
a leech on the league and makes a complete mockery of the previous reasons for relocation that came from the office of gary bettman

Stay delusional it’s fine. Just know nobody outside this Chinese forum is onboard with your delusion

There wasn’t butthurt until the team started performing. Don’t lie. The “vgk deserves to suffer like me and my team” envy. Whatever it’s fine

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except its the exact opposite in reality
only vegass fangays buy into this """"""""""apology"""""" as an admission that call on the ice was wrong

>There wasn’t butthurt until the team started performing
started performing?
the league specifically formulate the vegass expansion draft to make the team competitive

yeah thats right, gary has out right admitted he rigged the draft to get vegass into the finals

Every sports news outlet acknowledges it and nobody makes a fuss about it by denying it. Stay delusional

coyotes have a similar arena issue like ottawa: far away from the city and have money problems. Only thing is that the coyotes need success and they barely do. They could be like carolina yet they don’t have a good owner and a sustainable lease for their arena. Relocation would make more sense to say kansas city or houston if they want to be in the central division

Interesting fact: Logan Couture ranks 2nd in goals and 6th in points earned in the play offs since 2010. He is also the only one in top 10 points along with Joe Pavelski who never won a cup. In fact everyone in the top 20 has won the cup except them and Thornton.

Pavelski also ranks 5th in goals scored since 2010.

ITS ISLANDERS ELIMINATION DAY! RAISE YOUR FUCKING CANES!

Pretty based fans. Still nothing wrong with this image

and? most of them dont even provide the source from foley's conversation
this is the problem in america, you retards are so used to getting fake news with zero substance/source behind it that you no longer question the authenticity of the news at all and just lap it up and slurp it down like morons

>the league specifically formulate the vegass expansion draft to make the team competitive
LMAO except that was NEVER the initial narrative until that talking point was convenient for you to be butthurt about. The initial stance was that the team would rot for years on end until it would reach round one. The odds it would reach scf first year were astronomical. Nobody fucking believed that prove me otherwise

look at the article from the canadian media perspective
>cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/vegas-golden-knights-game-7-penalty-1.5111470
"Vegas owner says NHL exec apologized for controversial Game 7 penalty"
key word here is SAYS because the entire article is based off hearsay

Damn they're actually pretty good. Too bad I don't get to see them too often.

Who cares

>they’re still talking about it
let me off this ride
also, happy isles elimination day

people were complaining about the draft format the moment it was published
you werent paying attention to the league back then so im not surprised you believe no one complained about it

>RAISE YOUR FUCKING CANES!
youtube.com/watch?v=i0xoClNtXi0

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Fuck carolina. I have HOPE in this game 4

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redpill me on letang

me on the right

Still NOTHING wrong with this image. Seethe more

>They could be like carolina yet they don’t have a good owner and a sustainable lease for their arena
this problem has been ongoing for well over a decade now
fold the fucking team already

if tavares was still on the islanders they would be up 3-0 right now. guess you did need him after all.

fold your fucking trash team

useless

Did you guys hear vegas got a new gm?

NHL network is putting over the Caniacs really hard

based af

anyone want a line?

In a few years the Vegas honeymoon will be over and they will have their "rebuild" period like everyone. And the fans will disappear and the new NFL team will be there.

And Vegas will be like every other sunbelt team that ever existed where people don't play hockey.

Could've been a EK65 lite had he not been raped by his injuries.

Assistant GM.

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i'd heem every pussy in that pic

hi

>canacuck still obsessed with us

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I read he was taking over mcphee’s position

he did mcphee is poho

Keep seething

t. No fap day 70

how do you heem a pussy? is it like rimming an asshole?

At least they are all white

minorites cant afford to attend

game thread?

There aren't enough isles fans for that

It's an islanders/canes game both teams go door to door before each game handing out free tickets

Fag.

fucking BOILING

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Estrogen: The Picture.

You just gonna keep posting islander fans until you find one to say “SÖY” or some shit aren’t ya?

What do you expect they are all rags fans

/hoc/ is a bully free zone

Hockey is onions

GO JERKS

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BASEDBOYS

Stop arguing and look at this butt

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>imagine getting swept by carolina

Canes are gonna win.

*fart noise

That user was right about people on here not being able to handle the banter

imagine the smell

Butts are onions

Don't ever tell me or my wifes son i can't handle a wee bit of banter

Gross

so theyre delicious?

queer

oh boy I sure cant wait for these absolutely riveting games that I am very heavily emotionally invested in to start, everyones favourite teams wow its like a playoff miracle

Hockey is for everyone. Don't make me get Holtby to slash you.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Stars/Blues is kino

objectively wrong

>they're going with lehner

Well youre swedish so you are dumb.

how are his boys going to do tonight?

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Fuck that nigga Bettman

honk honk honk

>vezina candidate

ofc they are,

Wheres the game thread bros? Btw go canes

you retarded m8

No one is actually watching this nigger shit

meanie

Got an absolute banger of a post saved for the next thread lads.

Michigan has a red state legislature kek

Just post it now

27 more posts to go

they need moar west coast teams tho, there are already WC teams who play in EST which is really fuckin weird

>mfw the isles reverse sweep

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Isles@canes

HERE I AM
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE

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im gonna say the c word

>starting a mentally ill retard

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ok fine

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*dams your streams*
pssshhhhh
nothin personnel

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hey thats my line

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Terrible.

What memes have you ever made, queermo.

alright who's making a new thread?

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just keeping your seat warm m8

well ty m8 im glad someone else enjoys it

Get a room homos

kek, when the shit did that happen?

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People have been slagposting for literally decades at this point you dumb pajeet

Rude

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end of thread meme:
>youtube.com/watch?v=KWuIlFkXg3A

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well that thing clearly happened at the karlsson trade but autistic thread spamming is hardly a rare occurrence around here

uutiset

early but dubbs hmm

isles HAVE to win game 4

Shan't ever.

nay nay in a bad way

holy shit based

best post I've ever seen

Johnny Cash

Make me

literally the only likable team left

yes gimme one please

ok thanks my friend that's a nice bum

except all the teams I like are gone so it's not even fun to watch :(