/nfl/ NFL General - 100% natty bro

PIT: Steelers decline '20 option on CB Artie Burns
PHI: Eagles snap up LB Zach Brown on 1-year deal
GB: Packers get first-rounder Savage signed
ARZ: Cardinals take flier on TE Maxx Williams
SEA: 'Hawks declining Germain Ifedi's option year
FA: Raiders cut 31-year-old blocking TE Lee Smith
NYJ: Jets claim QB Luke Falk off waivers from MIA
MIN: Vikings TE Irv Smith signs rookie contract
KC: Tyreek gives NFL 'detailed denial' of claims
ARZ: Kingsbury: We'll see if Murray starts Week 1

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Built like a shithouse tbqh

For me, it's the turkish Philly fan

How is Zach Brown?

Don't even know why >we try to draft CB's desu
Just draft WR's every round and trade them in a few years when they're HoF status

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Quinnen Williams

for me it's patrick mahomes ll

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Will trade for 4th round pick

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The Denver Broncos accept your offer

Based Howie making sure the roster has ZERO holes

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why don't you faggots just make an Eagles general so we don't have to see your spam?

fuck is happening here.

Why's he so cheap

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Make some posts about >your team's news instead of complaining

Stay mad, please

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>Kingsbury: We'll see if Murray starts Week 1
> “We have Brett Hundley here, who we’re very excited about.”

Hiring Kliff Kingsbury, drafting Kyler Murray and trading away Josh Rosen was just a clever ruse to make Brett Hundley (6-3) the starter.

Genius.

Hundley is going to replace the guy who replaced him at UCLA, after having a better, more successful college career than him

Current Cards RB D.J. Foster (Saguaro High) earned Cardinals HS Player of the Year honors in 2011. WR Christian Kirk (Saguaro High) was Cardinals HS Player of the Week in 2014 & QB Brett Hundley (Chandler High) won it in 2010.

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Drew Forbes is elite

>The 49ers passed on addressing the safety position in free agency. Most felt the team would heavily pursue Earl Thomas, who seemed like the perfect fit in San Francisco's Seahawks-based defense.

>The absence of a safety among the 49ers' most recent draft class was curious to some. Many expected the team to select one in the third round after addressing the pass rush in the first and wide receiver in the second.

>General manager John Lynch, a former NFL safety himself, explained after the draft why the 49ers avoided an upgrade at the position.

>"It's not the easiest to go find a safety who can beat out Jimmie Ward or (Jaquiski) Tartt," Lynch told reporters, "or the two guys that we drafted in the last two years with Marcell (Harris), (Adrian) Colbert and (Antone) Exum, who stepped in and did a good job for us, who's played on other NFL teams, too. That's not an easy thing to do. If there's guys there, who you think is better than the guys you have and that makes more sense than another position, then it's an easy decision."

>One veteran option who remains available is Eric Berry,

Either you are a filthadelphia poster falsefalgging for another pidgeons fan to respond with , or you are SEETHING because of 2 screencaps of signing news

Talk about /yourteam/ if you want to combat others talking about /theirteam/.

>pic unrelated, just the #2 rated quarterback in the NFL, just behind one man

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>those arms
>natty

lol american sports are a joke

SHRIMP
ON
THE
BARBIE

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>The AFC West won’t be decided until December. Why? Because the Kansas City Chiefs and Los Angeles Chargers don’t play their first match until Week 11 in Mexico City — on Monday Night Football no less — before squaring off at Arrowhead Stadium come Week 17.

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Do they explain to the Mexicans that this replaces a LAChargers home game so they have to make noise when the Chiefs are on offense?

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Threadily reminder that Eagle fans are scared little bitches

>replaces a LAChargers home game
Oh yeah, that does kind of suck a bit for the Chargers. Were they compensated by having a super easy home 7 games or an easier than usual 8 away games, or do they receive anything?

Even better. If you buy your ticket through the Chargers box office, it comes with a free laser pointer.

Who cares if handegg players are Natty lmao. I hope they aren't

I want to use the thanos glove on the AFC south

Turks are just more eloquent pajeets

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Nice fantasy, autist

Gruden/Mayock snipe Jerry's man out West

Cowboys west coast area scout Jim Abrams to leave for Oakland Raiders

>Tyreek: "Crystal, [we] account for 12% of the population, but 50% of violent crime. So why do they let us get away with it?"

Jay Gruden, Washington Redskins
>If it wasn’t for Alex Smith’s brutal leg injury, we’d be talking a lot more about how well Gruden coached in 2018. He zigged when everyone else zagged, creating a ball-control offense perfectly suited for the combination of Smith and Adrian Peterson while helping build an above-average defensive unit. Few organizations have experienced the player turnover at key positions like Washington has over the last few seasons

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>chargers lose a home game because nfl thinks a shithole like mexico is worth the investment.

Rank the NFC East
>hard mode: One of them needs to be ranked the best as hard as it may be to view anything from the NFC East as "the best"

Honestly fucking hilarious. The texts Tyreek's lawyer provided are so obviously falsified.

shit. he freelanced and did incorrect assignments.

The Redskins will win the division.

1: The New England Football Patriots
2: Cowpies/Igloos
3: R******s

POWER GAP

32. >implying gnats

You're right, super funny haha

cringe

>The Texans didn’t do much to accommodate for the team’s poor offensive line performance, and Watson has taken a beating over his first two seasons as a result

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>Falling for Kingsbury lies

I'm starting to question if Kliff is even his name at this point.

It's pretty easy.

1. Iggles

GAP

2. Cuckboys
3. Washington football team

POWER GAP

4. Gnats

Reminder.
>"Redskin" has never at any point in history been, "an offensive term,"
>"Redskin" has never been used to refer to skin color.
>the people who think it does are racist for thinking Indians have red skin.
>It refers to war paint, as the team's fight song makes perfectly clear.
>American Indians would paint their faces red when they went to war.
>Hence the term "Redskin."
>less than five percent of American Indians find the name offensive.
>even if nothing said above was true, the name still will never be changed.

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Packerfag here. Hundley is the worst QB I've ever seen. If they play him it's as a sacrificial lamb to make Murray look better and absorb blows until they get their offensive line figured out.

It was was quite the disappointing year for the Vikings, who many had pegged as contenders after replacing Case Keenum with Kirk Cousins. They missed the playoffs entirely. The defense underperformed, but Zimmer’s past success on that side of the ball speaks for itself coming in to 2019. The team wasn’t built to cater to Cousins’ weaknesses, and while they attempted to remedy that this offseason, it’s a pivotal year for the franchise and coach Mike Zimmer next season

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how much are they paying this guy again

have sex

Jason Garrett, Dallas Cowboys
>Garrett turned it around in the second half of the 2018 season. His seat was absolutely scorching until Dallas went on a tear following the Amari Cooper trade, leading his team to the playoffs despite a tough year all around. Garrett has done a solid job of bringing along young talent while at the head of the Cowboys, but has failed to make the leap to legitimate contenders at any point. This is the year to do it if it’s ever going to happen.

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1,593,380,880.00 pesos

Dan Quinn, Atlanta Falcons
>It’s unlikely that any coach in the league not named Belichick could have overcome the rash of injuries the Falcons suffered last year. Every key contributor on defense went down, leading to a disappointing finish. But given how good the unit has been over the last few years under Quinn, it’s a good bet that last season was the outlier. He knows what it takes to be a champion after coming oh-so-close several years ago, and has shown he can elevate his team to that level.

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Mike Tomlin, Pittsburgh Steelers
>2018 was not a good year for Mike Tomlin. The locker room completely fell apart under his watch as his star running back sat out the season and his star wideout demanded a trade after the team missed the playoffs completely. Tomlin’s hold on the locker room appears to be tenuous, but his molding of a dominant defensive front make him one of the better coaches in the league. This year is perhaps his most important yet; Ben Roethlisberger doesn’t have much time left on the clock, and their championship window seems to be closing quickly. If he can recover from a disastrous year and continue to bring along his defense, Tomlin will remain one of the better coaches in the league.

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>try to train black QB to not run as much and stick to the pocket more.
>scramble his brain with record number of sacks.
>Dont use any picks or cap space to get solid o line.

Is bill o'brian experimenting to see how quickly you can kill someone by giving them cte?

John Harbaugh, Baltimore Ravens
>Harbaugh was the man behind the most dramatic in-season transformation of any team in recent memory. After suffering through the poor play of Joe Flacco, the team finally made Lamar Jackson the starter, and created an entirely new offense in the middle of the season to suit his talents. Not only did it work, it helped the team earn a playoff birth. The results of that playoff birth show there’s a ways to go for Baltimore, but simply getting to that point is impressive work by everyone on Harbaugh’s staff. It was one of the best coaching jobs of Harbaugh’s career, but he needs to build upon it to prove it wasn’t a fluke.

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Redskin referred to a scalp. People were paid money if they went out and killed a Native American and brought back a "redskin".

>nothing said above was true
This

>switch from a passing attack to a exclusively running meme offense midseason
>people are surprised that teams were caught off guard
I'm not saying Harbaugh made a bad move, but Jackson will not keep working if he can't improve his passing game.

Remember when everyone here said the vikings were a clear candidate for regression, and all the mini soda fans screamed and cried that they were still good?

We scalped each other. There were no good guys in the Indian wars. The noble savage is a meme.

And?

but they have a complete roster! it has no holes! theyre too good not to be a top team! (sounds awfully familiar to another nfcn team...)

Raiders

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Washington Hogs is a much better name
The Hogs, the offensive line of Joe Gibbs and Joe Bugel’s 1980s Super Bowl teams, are D.C. legends and bring to mind the glory days of the franchise.

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>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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Sean McVay, Los Angeles Rams
>McVay’s fiwrst two years have been more successful than anyone could have possibly imagined. He followed up an incredible 2017 with an even better 2018, leading his team to a Super Bowl appearance. He fell short, but there’s no brighter future out there than McVay’s. There’s very little reason to believe he won’t continue his success. He’s the face of the new NFL coaching generation, and while anything can happen, it’s a good bet McVay has himself a Super Bowl ring within the next five years.

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What's the best "A football life?"

>MemeVay

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I was told in another thread you were range banned for 'spam'. Care to elaborate?

>I base my play on Anquan Boldin
Deebo Samuel WILL win OROY

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Bears posting is grandfathered in under the Yea Forums oldfag culture clause. Other examples include Tsu posting, MESSI posting, 18-1 posting, and Tom Brady you are so mad right now posting.

Well, it’s fair to think upgrading a position = wins. And it’s also fair to disregard 90% of the opinions around here because most people don’t know shit about football.

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The Chargers picked Easton Stick, QB from North Dakota State. I wonder if they're going to use him just like Taysom Hill is used in New Orleans. His Combine metrics were absurd.

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>panicked after the chargers took their guy
The only real mistake Howie has made this offseason

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basado

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I'm so happy you came back and didn't actually get gulag'd by erdoshit

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Steelers need to get rid of Roethlisberger. Team is in prime position to start at QB a good prospect. Ben is rotten and his production means nothing if he keeps turning the ball over.
Tomlin's probably also to blame, but you can fix that by bringing someone to work close with him. Dude can honestly find talent like no one else.

Eagles are such a shit franchise. The only thing worse than them is their gay ass fanbase.

Belichick or Walsh. EZ. Its actually remarkable how similar they are even though Belichick was from Parcells tree and was a defensive coordinator.

The only one I saw was the Romo one and it was kinda boring.
Kinda related, but The Best that Never Was (30 for 30) is pure unadulterated kino.

why can't anybody in Belichick's coaching tree coach?

>With the first pick in the 2020 draft, the Miami Dolphins select... user, quarter back, SP Four Channel.

>Rich Eisen: Wow...

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how the FUCK did the eagles land zach brown

Was that the one about the Ohio RB with the arthritic shoulders of an octogenarian?

>he pronounces it "sp"

Sspee

they take shit jobs, I would argue Vrabel and O'Brien aren't bad, but they seem to be cursed with injuries by the team they reach the playoffs
It was about Marcud Dupree, played for Oklahoma. It was a mundane but really sad story.

speh.

because he is not that good.

there is a reason why he has been a free agent for almost two months.

berds

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>signed Maxx Williams
>Suggs most likely to end his career there
If it wasn't for the shit job your manager has done, I would consider watching your games.

Daniel Jeremiah
>We knew this would come up so we want the audience to be aware that user has a prior conviction Sneedposting. What you are about to see is cell phone footage taken while user was in college. He says he's learned from his mistakes and promises to be a better man from it.

The Glanton Gang did nothing wrong.

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SOON.

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Super Bowl
All holes double-filled

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Some people are shitting on Gregg Williams for limiting Myles Garret to two pass rush moves but there's a real logic to it, especially for a young guy like Garret. It allows them to focus and perfect those moves which will provide a foundation for the rest of his career. It's something Myles can go back to and he can have some have some success whenever he feels like he's struggling.

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Just like there are no good guys in Israel/Palestine, huh?

TO ALL FBI AND CIA AGENTS MONITORING Yea Forums. THIS user DOES NOT SPEAK FOR ME AND I FULLY SUPPORT ISRAEL.

I’m ready to die for Israel.

>Former NFL general manager calls Patriots rookie N’Keal Harry a ‘poor man’s Randy Moss’

>The former GM also called Harry a “freak who can get vertical, can high-point the ball, has very good body control” — all features that Moss also brought to the table, albeit at a historically high level

>Expecting Harry to do the same is unrealistic, but he can still be a very good complementary receiver. And has the potential to turn into something special

this analysis should've ended with the first sentence

pic related.

How many games until the inevitable career ending injury?

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Lol this was his last chance at a title. He'll never get back to the Owl. Meme coaches never do.

This. Lots of teams would've signed him if he had any value.

>How many games until the inevitable career ending injury?
I'm guessing he's not really going to get injured, but underperform and blame it on a non-existent injury.

>make the playoffs
>lose the the 28-3 team with Goff looking to the sidelines like this is still college football
>year later, be apart of the worse ref call in the history of sports, only to getting utterly destroyed by a team with less talent than them, a QB whose athleticism is getting worse and worse, and a Gronk that was on his last legs. MVP went to fucking the dude that got busted for PEDs at the start of the season
They’re a joke. They flashed their money and talent and looking embarrassing when the big time came.

Defense wins championships

If Haskins has a better career than Jones I will donate $1000 to White Nationalist/Neo-Nazi podcasters. That is how confident I am in Daniel Jones

>there it is

Last night on Kimmel: Tom Brady helps Jimmy vandalize Matt Damon's house
youtu.be/XTXSRRSv1bY

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What makes him a "meme" coach?

better yet, buy me a guitar pedal

nope just sandniggers

Murray getting put through a S&C workout...scary how small he looks. The body of a child
>mobile.twitter.com/PCnowisthetime/status/1123993041575075840

>drafting N'Keal
>when you could have taken JJAW instead
shiggy

guaranteed defensive lineman are gonna be told to keep hands up when he's throwing A LOT of battered balls incoming

Kimmel is anti-funny.

Can someone explain the eagles secondary plan to me because it was fucking shit last year.

Fuck off

The raiders had a good draft and anyone who thinks otherwise is dumb

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>watching a soiboi like kimmel

Cringe

TYBC is back on the menu lads

>teams that people think will be good this year that will disappoint
Saints
Bears
Eagles
>teams that people think will be shit this year that will be good
Lions
Falcons
Bengals

Name a reason why the Eagles will be worse than last year other than "W-w-wentz will g-get hurt again, r-r-right?"

yeah, bears will disappoint by winning the superb owl instead of just being good
digits won't lie

TYB2.85!

>teams that people expect to be shit or really good but are actually going to be a comfy 9-7
Nanners

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You've had enough diversity of late $(er bro.

Good luck this year

T.Tardinal

PS. We WILL try to sweep you again

You probably will friend. But the memes will ensure that we will still have a winning season.

>implying Green Bay won’t win the super bowl

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A Mexican team would make that one Mexibro who used to post in /aaf/ with Americano Futbol de Mexico threads that had 100 replies but 6 posters

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/Bills Owl 2020/

Does having a talented defence lineup actually matter or is it the coach with the defensive strategys that matters?

A Mexican team would be nice because it would stop people from making fun of California fanbases for being hispanic so much.

No team has ever gotten swept by #32 team in the league and had a winning season the next year.

Lol

It's going to happen this year. Shanny is literally too smart for the NFL.

i would shit on it on a daily basis if it was located on mexico city

it's like 65/35 coach

10-6 minimum bro. Boom to the moon on this bay area stock friend.

1. Eagles
2. Cowboys
3. Redskins
4. Giants

Though I do think the Cowboys have a better team than Philly, the Eagles have a better coach and QB which gives me more confidence in them in big time games.

If we gave Mexico two teams where would you put them Mexibro? I know very little of your country.

What is this garbage and why did you post it?

The Dynasty of the 2020s

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>Though I do think the Cowboys have a better team than Philly
How? The only position they have better is RB.

Another good general without the taint of bitchknees, lol obsessed

wouldn't work anywhere imo, at least not now, but mexico city makes the most sense even if I hate the idea
obviously the north has a better understanding of the game, but very few could actually afford 8 games a season

I filtered his dumbass.

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When the NFL inevitably puts a team in San Antonio, would it be a good idea to revive the Commanders name (changing everything else)?

Good choice

Wow really bold of you to say that on an anonymous forum dedicated to Chinese cartoons

they're going to stick to Raiders and for once live up to their name by raiding pretty much every city that wants a football team

Pretty much every position besides QB, DL, and Safety

What do you Americans think about the games at Wembley stadium? Annoying or cool?

Old Bay I think you are a cool guy and all but I just have to let you know, 40K is super gay. It's gayer than fucking Magic: The Gathering.

Faggot.

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>raiders are just a nomadic gypsy franchise begging a new city to build them a stadium for free every 10 years because of the absolute JUST situation of this disheveled mad mans finances.
Pretty good desu

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I don't like to wake up early on sundays.

>that tumblr-tier image

Not helping the laziness stigma, Jorge.

it's good for an excuse to go overseas if you have the means but just watching it at home the novelty of it wore off quickly for me.

He specifically asked Americans, not Mexicans.

It's my only day off.

Get a better job.

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You aren't American, Paco.

I respectfully disagree, but kinda agree

Disgusting that I get accused of this shit while OldGay fags it up on the regs.

As a brit I like staying up late but this will probably have to stop once I start work after university
I would go to one but London prices especially inside Wembley are cancer

what's wrong with saying it s-p?

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Hey bongoloid, Arsenel is playing Real Madrid in DC this summer. Is it worth checking out?

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Sure, football (not soccer you fucking faggots) is much better live as opposed to on TV.

I'm starting a specialty next year. It's going to be 4 years of pure exploitation, but by the end of it I'm going to live off the government. Well, that is if our current president doesn't fuck up our medical system. In the meantime, I don't mind lazying off on sundays.
Everything changes after getting a job, you can always catch up with school, but if you give a damn about your job, you won't like doing thing half assed just because you didn't sleep well.

Cause Belichick is Brady baby. Basically Brady is only thing holding the organization together.

I just want to go to see how cringey soccer fans are desu

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>Black RB has huge biceps
>"WHAT A PHYSICAL SPECIMEN PLEASE FUCK MY BITCH"

>White RB has huge biceps
>"He's roiding. White manlets don't look like that."

The racism shown towards Christian McCaffrey is fucking disgusting.

Yeah we fucking cringe at them too. I would much prefer it if you burgers stayed away from my beloved sport desu

>soccer fans
>cringey
You're a fucking faggot.

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This. Belichick wasn’t good before Brady.
>b-b-but 2008
That was them coming off 18-1, and they missed the playoffs

I had no idea Pakistanis were such big fans.

He was good, but he wasn't a Paul Brown or a Bill Walsh who created their dynasties. The 95 Browns probably would have made the playoffs again if management hadn't said "We're leaving lolz" in the middle of the season. But yea, Brady is is the greatest morale force multiplier in American sports.

Reminder that bitchknees gave the tranny janny a blowjob just so he can shitpost

lions will beat the vikings out for third place

Because all the smart leaders that he surrounds himself with are his players, not his coaches. That's why Vrabel and Mayo are going to do really well

Fuck the janny and bradysvagina

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that webm is embarrassing

Can't teach autism desu

>can't teach cheating
Fixed. lol 18-1

They wont get into the Hall of Fame for it, dont worry

Yikes.

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God, I can't wait for that autistic fucking Kiwi to come back next season with his bullshit.

Why did you even bring him up, now getbradysknee is going to start sperging

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Because all of his coaches adopt whatever coaching style Bill had when they left instead of his adaptability

Belichick got good before Brady got good. Early in his career, Brady wasn't a great QB, he was a mediocre game manager

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He was better than his stats showed

Leadership is qualitative.

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Post yfw Brady gets traded to your team at the age of 45

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What teams would be retarded enough to trade for a 45 year old Brady anyway? Don't get me wrong, he's the goat. But that's pretty fucking old for a football player that isn't a kicker.

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Look how terrible Brady was the year Belichick won his first SB. He won that despite of Tom Brady dragging him down badly

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>what is qb stat inflation
just randomly looked up 2002 qb rating leaders and that was 9th in the league and only a couple tenths from 7th. Only one qb was over 100 then. 9 were this year. Ryan Fitzpatrick would have been far and away the second rated passer in 2002 with his 2018 stats

>QBR
Nerd.

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He was better than the stats showed. For example, his stats for his first super bowl werent great, but the final drive plus the field goal won the game, you get it? Like it's more than stats.

BEARS

Most QBs are shit their rookie year.

Two girls kissing is gay though...

I wish I had a gf Brady could fuck for me.

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Nice try Rosen

Liverpool and Man United are the only teams pakis support, no exceptions

Arsenal have Africans and some pakis

And here is Belichick winning his 2nd Super Bowl with Tom Brady still dragging him down (Tom Brady's 4th year in the league). At least Tom Brady played well in the actual Super Bowl, but Flacco and Eli can do that too. Again everyone knows he was a mediocre game manager early in his career

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Tom is a happily married man.

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Almost had me user, except not really

he was 6th in your precious little qb rating his rookie year lol. 10th that year. you're either a zoomer or a boomer that can't ever remember shit right but there is nothing bad about those stats in 2003

Fuck off, Kiwi.

>you now realize Superbowl 53 was the patriot’s biggest margin of victory in a superbowl

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>They get better with age
MAKE IT FUCKING STOP

Yeah all the Africans love arsenal because of Henry. I remember wearing a 1994 arsenal shirt to a rave and a big black guy was wearing a 2001 home shirt and I ended up chatting to him and his mates for an hour or so whilst they all dealt drugs at the back of the rave kek

And here is when Belichick won his 3rd Super Bowl with Tom dragging him down. This was the season that Tom Brady pulled a Flacco/Eli Manning and got hot in the playoffs

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The Cleveland Browns, 8x league champions

No one watches them

>implying he would rather have a QB who doesn't routinely lead his team to Super Bowl wins

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>ignores half the season where brady puts up a QBR of over 100

good argument m8

I would’ve been mad but I’m glad the patriots destroyed legitimate frauds. It was like a sign from the Sports gods that LA should be punished for one of the worse ref calls in sports history.

what does he mean by 'poor man's,' that he is not going to catch 20+ touchdowns in a year
he actually had the least amount of balls deflective out of all of the quarterbacks drafted, but he is still overhyped.

Yes because let’s compared college players to actual giga nfl freaks, especially the contrast between defensive players who are not only bigger but FASTER.

>ignores half the season where brady puts up a QBR of over 100
>good argument m8

Okay that's what Andy Dalton did last year. Early Tom Brady *was* Andy Dalton. It amazing Belichick could win SBs with an Andy Dalton-tier QB like Tom Brady was early in his career

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Did you watch any of those games when Brady was new to the NFL?

How hard can it be to kick a ball?

It took 7 years for my Bears to get back to the playoffs and it all ends due to a missed/tipped kick. And now this offseason has headlines like this.

What is this even?

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>28/14 with a top 10 yards per pass and bottom 10 sack percentage
>in the strongest conference since they realigned(2004 afc beat the nfc 44-20 head to head)
>this scrub thinks he was bad that year

Yes I'm an old fag, and I was a big Michigan fan back when Brady was their QB. Tom Brady *was* Andy Dalton early in his career. It's only you young kids that weren't watching football back then that don't know that. Everyone else knows this

>one of them even went ahead and doinked it
It's not fair.

Id be shook’d too if my team had to go through the equivalent of being asked to draw from a deck a cards, declare it either black or red before seeing what the colour is, and ending up getting the answer wrong 52 times

>people can't even make 43 yard chip shots anymore
Is football dying?

Jesus christ
This feels like some kind of cruel joke of universe

>stupid old person uses historical presentism to argue about shit from the past
>you youngins are too young to know!
better to not remember something than to remember it wrong

Good kickers have always been hard to find
The chargers have lost plenty of winnable games because of their shit-tier kicking and the Buccaneers also had similar issues

I guess we took Gould for granted.

>treat kickers like shit
>pay them peanuts
>hardly ever draft them, mostly pick up UDFAs
>WHY AREN'T THERE ANY GOOD KICKERS
you gotta invest in good kickers, you can't just neglect a position and wonder why your team is underperforming.

You are now remember the time Brandon Marshall shouted "YOU ONLY KICK DA BALL" at Robbie Gould.

Robbie Gould is a fucking shithead and I hope he breaks his leg.

Tom Brady was a middling Andy Dalton-tier QB his first 7 years in the League, and Belichick still won 3 Super Bowls with him

Brady's first 7 years as a starting NFL QB:
2000 - 0 TD/0 INT
2001 - 18 TD/12 INT (Patriots won SB)
2002 - 28 TD/14 INT
2003 - 23 TD/12 INT (Patriots won SB)
2004 - 28 TD/14 INT (Patriots won SB)
2005 - 26 TD/14 INT
2006 - 24 TD/12 INT

It was until 2007 when Brady finally had an elite season, the year the Patriots got Randy Moss and Moss had1493 yards/23 TDs but unfortunately Tom choked in the playoffs, hence the infamous 18-1

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please stop this autism

So we agree that Kiwi got a proxy, right?

there's very little deviation between an "average" kicker and a great one on a year to year basis, and when you extrapolate it over a career it's even less so. any person thinking any kicker ever deserves a draft pick should never have a front office nfl position in any capacity

you are probably talking about around 2 touchdowns equivalent replacement wise from the best kicker to the worst on a year to year basis, and it's obviously not the same kickers holding those spots every year

*doink*

bears should've invested in more important positions and they wouldn't have become reliant on one play to dictate their season

tyreek "Now crystal you've been positively neglectful and unstable lately. My numerous remonstrations about your behavior towards me and our child have yielded nothing in the way of curbing your vehemently antagonistic behavior. I only hope someday you see what kind of harm you have inflicted on our young son and the penance necessary to heal our familial ties."

crystal "I admit it. My abhorrent behavior has not only jeopardized the safety and well being of our child but our unity and cohesion as a family as well. I deeply regret injuring our young son in a fit of anger."

honestly how do his jew lawyers think this is fooling anyone?
does benny goldberg really think people are believing that a fucking pavement ape that looks like he could be the missing link named TYREEK is actually texting messages like that organically?
like the jew just thought, I know I'll write a text message on mr hills phone to get him out of this. and instead of typing
"bitch u now I nevar hit dat lil nigga SSTOP LYIN BITCH YOU FINNA CATCH DEM HANDS WIT YO BITCH ASS LIES (praying hands emoji, 100 emoji, angry face emoji)

how do jews really think anyone thats ever met a black person or seen tyreek hill on tv would fall for this fucking farce is beyond me

*doinks again*

That doesn’t sound stilted at all.

Arrest the girl, case closed. Go Chiefs.

sounds completely organic. youve just never met a black person so youre not used to their subdued eloquence they can summon when they are in an emotional situation.

Eagles fans:
If Wince gets hurt again y’all want him gone right?

Hi skip. What’s it like sucking Jerry’s dick from under his desk?

Eagles fans:
*sucks a dick and passes out drunk in public*

never gonna make it

Answer the question.

>Wentz gets injured
>Iggles trade for CJ Beathard from the niners
>CJ takes over the NFL
The next Tom Brady

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You first

I asked first cuck.

Says the guy that sucks old man cock

Still not answering?

>6

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What do you want to know?
Most of the IPs I am able to use are banned from making threads due to the lads doing it without monetary compensation.

Is this the year Brappy Beathard surpasses Big Dick Nickmullens?

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I really hope so. Beathardposting is the best.

needs his heroball antics harnessed, offensive scheming needs to be smarter realizing this, and need to put an even heavier priority on oline then most teams.

that being said wentz is smart enough, pederson and co are smart enough, and wentz is more than talented enough to sit and wait despite his injury concerns. keep in mind he's had 4 straight years with a serious injury in unrelated parts going back to college

Why are Eagles fans so insecure even though they just one a super bowl? Shouldn't they be more confident and collected?

We hungry
And we gonna eat

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You should be humble. One bowl for such a historic team is really embarrassing and doesn't make you look any better

Again, Tom Brady is more than his stats, there is a reason why fucking QBs with a shit ton of talent but shit intangibles never work in the NFL

>post above you is literally a cautiously optimistic eagles fan spelling out that he has a positive outlook on a contrversial issue
you hear what you want to hear

>inb4 wentz breaks his body AGAIN
You guys are never getting a super bowl ring ever again.

And they didn't get put in the right culture like Brady did. But even in baseball you see pitchers that were late bloomers. Part of it is the light bulb finally going on as the saying goes. But yes, you have to have the aptitude to take to coaching and you have to have the work ethic and Brady has those

You should be humble and know your place: kneeling at the feet of the Eagles.

>tfw Kyle and Bill are the only HCs with a brain
Feels good to be a nannerfag

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Reminder that Double Doink Part II: Electric Chokealoo is inevitable

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All NFL players except for certain QBs and kickers and punters take roids

>WE DON'T NEED TO DRAFT A KICKER
>ALL YOU DO IS KICK THE BALL
lol burrs are dead in the water.

1139438826.38 kangaroo koins

Kicking the ball too much will fuck up your leg. They are probably on a small amount of roids to prevent/ recover faster from injury. There is literally nothing wrong with steroid use in professional sports if everyone is using them.

Is your country really trying to rename their currency to dollarydoos? Is the $5 dollarydoo thing real?

He’s smart enough not to teach his protégés to be better than him
Vrabel has a chance to be successful because he’s not from his coaching tree

Wasn’t that ball tipped by the Eagles?

My team has won 3 times as many super bowls as you niggers though

Not even the reigning Superbowl champs.

>only three superbowls
Plebeians should be banned desu

Predict his 2019 season

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No

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Ah, fake news strikes again

Career ending injury in the preseason

Traded to the Patriots, where he should have gone

Tears his ACL on MNF against the Broncucks

Shhhhh. Let them be

Best draft coming through

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what kind of name is clelin?

>He thinks the raiders had a good draft
user, I don't how tell you this but....

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>Rookie mini-camps

Who will be the first ACL casualty when running a simple route?

DK

I think he could be the #2 or #3 guy with Brown and Tyrell Williams
45 receptions, 600 yards or less, 4-7 TDs really hope he becomes one of those unstoppable white swiss-army-knife type of WRs like Edelman and Thielen or Biletnikoff lite, great hands, great route running, good at getting open but not the fastest guy

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>draft grades

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>Oh no we got bad draft grades before the players even played a season

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BB knows talent will be wasted on the Raiders roster.

Cope harder.

>we will never again witness this level of btfo

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Is this revenge for the Tuck rule and Moss you niggers

??? are you serious? The Eagles have better WRs, better O-line (though the cowboys O-line is also good), better D-line obviously, better CBs, better safeties, and better linebackers (though that one is close).

Don’t forget “bro”

>not the fastest guy

But like Edelman, he is a very fast guy. Belichick loves recievers with great 3-cone times because thats how fast they are at cutting, running routes and getting open. While certainly not a GOAT 3-cone like Edelman, Renfrow still has a fast 3-cone

Best 3-cone times among WRs:

Miles Boykin: 6.77
Stanley Morgan: 6.78
Hunter Renfrow: 6.80
Cody Thompson: 6.87
Bisi Johnson: 6.88
Andy Isabella: 6.95
Terry Godwin: 6.96
David Sills: 6.97

Nobody else was sub-7.00 at the NFL Combine

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N'Keal

F-... fucking really lol. I’d give them a solid B. Could’ve moved down, but can’t fault them for not finding a partner. There were two premier picks in this draft. Both were gone. Raiders still got their guys, tho I still hold that the redskins kicked them square in the nuts when they took sweat.

WE AINT
GOING NOWHERE

I have the weirdest boner

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Tuck Rule was aveneged the next year when Oakland beat New England 27-20, Moss never got a ring so I guess that's revenge

How long will it take the Chiefnigs to recover? They’re already falling apart. The Rams took until this year, the Panthers took until 2015 (then collapsed again), the Eagles took until last year. The seahawks are only beginning to recover and the Falcons are still in shambles.
At least those teams won the NFCCG

>Skins get highest overall grade
>Grade inflator at NFL dot com only gives them a B
Skins cukked by literal Chad

berds

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Me dan wan tell dem tells atta skool bois

But since you guys have been homies, regardless of how creepy you are...

Put all your money on the Bills wins over 6.5 right now.

You're welcome.

Next year probably, the Madden Curse will kick in

Mahomes threw for 50 TD/12 INT last year. He won MVP. He is going to be around for a while

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>Chad is the good guy ranker
Who knew? Also is there anyone more retarded than that Thor faggot?

Janakowski says hi

>tfw >my QB outplayed Mutthomes on prime time

Maybe 200 yards, the raiders WR Corp is actually pretty deep this season and gruden requires all his WRs to play every position and Renfrow will have a hard time on the outsides in the NFL.
Don't get me wrong though I like the pick but this year he will have a hard time seeing the field

good thing we don't live in the past here in the present my mutt friend

You're so wrong it's hard to find the right place to explain how wrong you are. Let me guess, you're a Pats fan?

>2002 was 17 years ago

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GetaTan will be 18 soon, wow.

Not best but very good. 3-4 instant starters, high floor, high character guys. Lots of great potential in day 3. Love the Maxx Crosby pick. I think mayock did exactly what he needed to do.
Also people hating on the clelin pick are dummies. Muh value. Hes a great player who fits perfectly in the system, smart, leader, hard working what more do you want. Just bc he'll be a 8 sack player instead of a 12 sack player doesn't mean shit. He'll consistently set a strong edge, he's got great size and length, and will be ready to contribute day 1

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I like the Clelin pick, and I think a lot of people do, it was just a surprise that's all. Tho not many Clemson guys have flourished since Dawkins.

>People seriously think that ONE of 3 QBs to achieve a feat of 50 Touchdowns in a season is gonna dissapear when the other 2 are HoF Material
ohohohoooo
ononoonooooo
ahahaaaaaaaaa

Tyreek Hill is gonna stay on the team, his lawyers just made that little audio recording fucking useless. Get an 8 game punishment, and be playin by half the season is over.

We got Tyreek Hill 2.0, Mecole Hardman, that there's gonna be 2 5'10 niggas running downfield in 5 seconds nobody is gonna even know who is who.

Gonna be fuckin lit, god DAMN, the raiders, chargers, and broncos have not known what chiefs domination looks like, it's only the start BABY

>we

My friend's daughter is gonna be 18 and she's already turning rebellious, at one point I was babysitting her and like a godfather, I'm worried she'll fall in the wwrong crowd, also worried her mom will fight with her, I'm very glad I have no kids, a son I could probably raise, but I have no clue to how to deal with a a daughter, I miss being a teen in HS, shit was fun, but life moves by so fast you miss things right in front of you too. My only goal now is to be a good person and when I die and go up to them Pearly Gates, ask if I did a good job, made those who I loved's lives bright and fun, y'know?

Meh, saying a pick will or won't do well because the school is dumb unless it's a competition level thing. But it was a surprise I'll give you that, would have been nice to trade down first but I'm glad they didn't panic

This is what classless trash looks like.

>almost 18
>only now turning rebellious
Pretty lucky. Most girls out here are on theit second abortion by that point.

Black people were a mistake desu

like you would know Friday night poster

I agree in general, but isn't it kind of weird such a powerhouse school has yet to produce any NFL stars? I'm not even a college fan, so it's just for shit's and giggles. Like USC QBs. It's a dumb consensus, but it's true.

ODD YEAR BOYS
MCCAFFREY WILL BE THE #1 RB THIS SEASON
CAP THIS
13-3 SEASON
OWL WIN

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>he doesn't know that Bay Area girls are fucking trash

Cam kills himself in drunk driving accident
Cap it

>he doesn't realize he's trash also by osmosis

>implying Grier wouldnt come off the bench and meme it up

Are the bears in win now mode? they can't keep that defense forever and then all they have to rely on is >trubisky. They have to gut it and rebuild soon, basically when >trubiskys rookie contract is over and mack wants a new deal

I do understand that though. There is no hope for California.

They would trade Mcafrey to Buffalo for Tyree Jackson

yfw grier is the brady to cam's bledsoe

Itd be nice but Rivera isnt as good a coach as Belichick

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This is really a great place but the people who run it...man, really wish our mayor was from the streets kind of a guy, grew up from the struggle and built himself up

I guess clelin will have to lead the way. They've produced a decent number of solid starters but yeah no real stars since Dawkins. Kinda weird, but whatevs. I guess I better hope the school has no affect because the raiders also drafted a bama RB
Wrong, I love in SF as long as youre a high quality man, there are plenty of high quality women in the bay area. I don't hit the bars though so miss me with the thots

You didn't do well on your SATs, did you?

>SF
you sound dumb as fuck. not shocked.

don't remember but I aced my MCAT

Well your still here with us, huh loser?

>NFL comparison: Jay Cutler

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He can't possibly keep getting away with it, can he?

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>I
>my

I heart the bear jew

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Gargle my balls faggot. Enjoy never seeing the ocean in your lifetime

Wonderlic scores for rookies:

Quinnen Williams and Rashan Gary are functionally illiterate, everyone else did fine.

Alabama OL Jonah Williams: 39
Duke QB Daniel Jones: 37
Notre Dame DL Jerry Tillery: 31
West Virginia QB Will Grier: 30
Missouri QB Drew Lock: 26
Ohio State QB Dwayne Haskins: 25
Ohio State DE Nick Bosa: 23
Clemson LB/DE Clelin Ferrell: 21
Oklahoma QB Kyler Murray: 20
Houston DL Ed Oliver: 20
Clemson DL Christian Wilkins: 19
Ole Miss WR A.J. Brown: 18
Ole Miss WR D.K. Metcalf: 17
Kentucky LB/DE Josh Allen: 15
Alabama DL Quinnen Williams: 11
Michigan DL Rashan Gary: 9

Carson Wentz ranks 3rd in the NFL
in passing TDs per game (2.3) since 2017, trailing only Patrick Mahomes (3.1) and Andrew Luck (2.4).

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>oh boy, mhmmm that Mahomes kid. Gonna be a one season wonder yep. Kids season is the likes of Dak and Cam Newton. He's done for, finished now that he ain't got Kareem and Tyreeeek

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how does he rank in terms of games missed

>since 2017
Wow, the long long ago.

can u tell me more about these Mahomes and Luck kid, how many superbowls have they been in?

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Iowa won that game, though.

>since 2017
>first is a player who played 1 game in 2017, second is a player who missed all of 2017 and third is a player who has been IR for the majority of both seasons

Also mahomes scored 0 passing TDs in that one 2017 game.

If someone really painted that, with actual paint, we may have found the worlds most unashamed turd-slurping faggot that's ever lived. What a fat sack of super sad shit.

Yes it was, meaning it was actually the O-lines fault the kick missed
>he should’ve just kicked it higher
It is not the kicker’s job to avoid being blocked. And if parkey had been half a second slower he would’ve been tackled
Bears are once again the most ReRe team in the NFC

thanks fren

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>he roots for a player and not a team
Pathetic. This is why kebabs need to be removed from every place they inhabit.

Based, trips confirm.

Wonderlic is a useless meme

>we

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of course the Bay Area guy would love to have his balls gargled in another man's mouth

To be fair, I mistook you for a woman.

Jimmy G here. I hope you're looking forward to me slicing and dicing the League like I slice and dice my pizzas at Jimmy G's Pizzeria!

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*tears ACL*

RENT FREE

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only good news is if Jimmy busts this year and the team falls apart again they can draft a QB next year
if this happens i hope Jacob Eason has a year at Washington like Haskins did at OSU and goes into the draft

Bills/Jets/Phins draft 1st round DLine, Pats draft a 5star recruit in the 5th round who struggled in college because his head coach quit and his new coaches didn't know how to use him.

Guess which one will be better.

absolute state of chad kreuter and steve serbys grade inflation

are you retarded

Quinnen Williams obviously

>Thor
Actual retard

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Probably Quinnen Williams

don't be so hasty...Gwopp and Beathard will both die before week 8...and who will carry you to your 4-12 season then?

Btw chiefs

Btw u can't argue mahomes is not a top 3 qb in current nfl.

Cousins will never be reach his actual potential. He's made too much money already to actually strive to be one of the best. He'll do "just enough" for the rest of his career in MN to keep a job but constantly leave fans upset by seasons end.

cheeseburgers.

chee bugga chee bugga chee bugga

Soon.

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Breaking new design for raiders stadium

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he'll be smashed into faggot dust by week 4. he wont even be able to see over his fucking o-line

they could have drafted Thor and they'll still be absolute curdled buttjuice

>never respected

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It's almost as if he knows his haircut makes him look ultra-mongo...and he only keeps it because it allows him to keep a handicap sticker in his koenigsegg

T. Teams people don't think about

This is actually what most Iowa cities look like...downtown Des Moines is pretty much a 100% copy of this except a few more hipster beards

Until you do.

>implying Thor has the mental capacity to comprehend an nfl playbook

Weeeeee

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Shut up noobkiller69

>Letting the Jags get an IRL black Bobby Boucher at #7

lol

Can’t wait to take mean AB in it someday.

what is he thinking lads?

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Thor=Yea Forums
Chad=Plebbit

Holy shit Greedy Williams is fucking tiny

Le can’t tackle afraid to touch WRs man

you mean skinny, as he is tall for a CB (long, has the length...will automatically have a spot as a red zone corner)

Compare Greedy to Byron Murphy who went #33 overall and was arguably the top CB in the Draft:

5-11/189...71 inch wingspan - Byron Murphy
6-2/182...75 inch wingspan - Greedy Williams

He might be tall but he looks like he’s never been in a weight room and I just saw a picture of him where he looked like a kid wearing an adult helmet
He held his own physically against Metcalf iirc so he can’t be too shit but he just looks undersized

He could be alright. He can only into man coverage according to scouting reports. What were his combine abilities? Anyways this was one of the worst classes of corners in recent memory I wouldn't expect much from any of them. If your team went corner before round 3 it was kind of a reach.

Being skinny is perfect, because you don't have to blow a 1stR pick on him and you can always keep bulking up over the next 10 years.

But you can't get taller or longer, and it's hard to get taller or longer at CB than Greedy

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I’d rather have a tall receiver thanks to all the big receivers every team seems to want to have at least one of
However I’d be more worried about his supposed aversion to tackling

do people really count superbowls from 20 years ago?

people still try and count pre-bowl championship wins like they matter
these people are nearly always packers fans or those who’ve never won an Owl

Which of these Dynasties of 20 years ago do you not count?

1991-1996 Cowboys, 3-for-3 in SBs
>coach: Jimmy Johnson (2 SBs)/Barry Switzer (1 SB)
>QB: Troy Aikman

1981-1994 49ers, 5-for-5 in SBs
>coach: Bill Walsh (3 SBs)/George Seifert (2 SBs)
>QB Joe Montana (4 SBs)/Steve Young (1 SB)

1972-1979 Steelers, 4-for-4 in SBs
>coach: Chuck Noll
>QB: Terry Bradshaw

1961-1967 Packers, 5-for-5 in Championship Games (3 NFL, 2 SBs: SB I and SB II)
>Coach: Vince Lombardi
>QB: Bart Starr

They were never interested in Sweat. They were going to trade UP for Abrams.

Any and all before the salary cap era.

How fast can Tom Brady run 40 yards at his current age?

POAST NOODS

pic is me watching my team be top 5 in sacks in the 2019 season

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Sick binary digits.

Salary cap made it easier for bill Belichick to dominate. If you aren't a brainlet you'd understand this.

Patriots have most 2020 Draft Picks (14)
>Their 1st
>Their 2nd
>Their 3rd
>Compensatory 3rd
>Compensatory 3rd
>Bears 4th
>Their 4th
>Their 6th
>Compensatory 6th
>Compensatory 6th
>Eagles 7th
>Falcons 7th
>Seahawks 7th
>Their 7th

where the heck is everyone?

You do realize that was a group of down syndrome kids, right?

They’ll probably get even more.

HE WILL NO LONGER BE ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH IT

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All those picks. All those opportunities to trade down. Bill must be ecstatic.

The salary cap was a mistake

So were you

Yeah I was. I almost killed my mom when I was in the womb and I grew up to be a piece of shit so it was probably a bad move for her to have me.

>trade down
>Only to trade up in a later round and gain another pick
Bill never trades down for nothing.

I would rather kill myself than raise a daughter.

Why? Just ignore it whenever you can and do your own thing. Raising kids is easy.

Probably for the best, because I would think autists would struggle at parenting.

Did you really fall for that shitty bilbo baggins pipe meme? Imagine actually letting a Yea Forums meme effect your life.

Quinnen Williams

HOW DOES BILL KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!! WHY DOESN'T THE NFL STOP HIM!?

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Imagine actually believing this shit

It's pure autism

>ARZ: Kingsbury: We'll see if Murray starts Week 1
Steve Keim said on Rich Eisen's show on Monday that Kyler will definitely start week 1. wtf tardinals

Top 3 QBs know not to give Brady 2+ minutes for a final drive.

blame that on mr fat man

They are the new Browns. They'll still find a way to sweep my nanners though.

i wouldn't say that. the nanners should be a really intriguing team next year if jimmeh doesn't blow out his knee again

this

Niners will be drafting Herbet next year

>andy walrus
>effective clock management in the second half

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Jimmeh is the new Romo.

yeah the Pats drafted Jeremy Gallon who was like the best receiver at most drills but had a shit 40 time. Never saw the field.

JUST MIX IN SCREENS, RUNS, AND SHORT PASSES ANDY C'MON!!!!!!

>gets his anus handed to him 43-40 in the regular season
>fans autistically screech if it was at arrowhead they'd win
>get their wish
>AFCCG at arrowhead
>score 0 points and do LITERALLY NOTHING in the first 30 minutes of football
>let a 41 year old with a laser shining in his eyes for 60 minutes shit all over your team in your house and go to his 9th superbowl

The overrated mulatto couldn’t improvise on the spot. wew lad

I think Falcons came away with one of the better drafts. They got those two OL to grow with the new pass rushers in their division in addition to patching a few other holes. They will have quite a bit to fix by next offseason but they will be in the playoffs next year if not this year

Julio is over the hill. He's old and injury prone and they lost Tevin Coleman

>trading Khalil Mack for a running back

Nah

>an Alabama RB
OHNONONONONO

We also have the Bears 1st rounder next season too which will most likely be a top 15 pick. It wasn't just about trading Mack for specific player. It was more important to get Mack off of the team because paying that much money for a single player that's not a QB is beyond retarded, especially if you're not going to be competitive for a few years

>an alabama running back not named Damien Harris
FTFY

I disagree. Mack was worth it especially if Gruden converted to a 3-4 and built around his skill set. Its Carr and his contract+mediocre performance that's holding the Raiders back. Raiders would be better off with an elite D and budget QB

They had an elite defender in Mack for how many years? Yet they still had historically bad defenses. Paying any defensive position QB money is just stupid and there is no way to justify it. Especially on a team that has no shot at a super bowl in his first two years of the contract

>Ryan Shazier danced at his wedding tonight. Danced. Guy is remarkable.

Wow what a total maniac...

Sup fellas, how is everyone doing today?

So good. I will miss Gronk.

>trade Carr
>pick up draft picks
>draft a bunch of CBs to fix broken secondary
>sign ILB like kwon Alexander in the off-season
>defense is elite
>team has an identity at least
>have one shit year with a literal who QB
>draft your fav qb with the number one overall pick 2020
>he's cheap at
>get 5 budget years out of him as a SB window
>by that time Mack is old and you don't need to re sign him or can ask him to take a team friendly contract

You and the raiders front office are shit at team building

this kid literally doesn't know that defenses were allowed to play defense when Brady was young, the league literally stopped letting defense touch people after the patriots started shredding the league hoping it it would slow them down

>He compares 2003 to 2018

Raiders are setup perfectly fine after this draft and free agency. You're a full on retard if you think anything you just suggested was better than what they did

2001- didn't play in 2.5 games- still finished top 14 in passing TD's
2002- First in passing touchdowns, above average INT totals
2003- top 10 in every important metric
2004- 10 in yards 6th in TD's
2005- first in yards 3rd in touchdowns
2006- top 7 in every important stat

All of this with a terrible coach who started his career with Tim Bradley with a losing record.

Tom Brady is a system babby

brady is the system

>stale TYBC meme ensues
Good luck with that Fresno state shitter retard. The raiders will be in Vegas for 3 years before this roster has a shot at sniffing the playoffs.

If Tom Brady hasn't burned your franchise to ashes, you probably were never relevant to begin with

Sad but true.

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>he thinks early 2000's quarterback stats are the same as 2018 quarterback stats.

We didn't come here to play school.

That was so fake and gay I can't believe anyone found that entertaining. Even the way the window broke was fake and gay and the acting was even worse.

kicking fieldgoals is not that easy, especially when there is 11 would-be felons if they were not football players trying to kill you.

>Redskin referred to a scalp.
It refers to whatever tribe the first yuro's saw with a painted red face and soon became a generic term for "native".

Fuck off with your identity politics trash.

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>terrible coach
nice bait

>"Browns drafted the top rated corner in the draft in the 2nd round, Greedy Williams, a tall press man corner."
>The Browns don't utilize any press man coverage... They're a zone defense...

So when does Bill get him and a 6th for a 4th?

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Only post here if you had sex.

in a year or two when hes starving for success

Classic. Which system might that be? The one where they bench their best players in the Super bowl and defer coin tosses in overtime? How about failing to adjust gameplans after getting their shit pushed in for 3 quarters in the first gnats owl loss? Belichick is an overrated, glorified average coach who has failed to provide consistent weapons for the greatest quarterback of all time. Brady would have 8+ if he had a coach like Coughlin.

>Puts gronkowski in on the last defensive play of the game

He's like tall n shit lmao, i'm a great coach.

Be fair, it's not like he has a safety that can cover a field at over 22mph or anything

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>first overall pick
>5'9 meme QB with a room temperature IQ

>6th overall pick
>6'5 Chad with a MENSA card

Feels good being a Giants fan right now

Nate Davis seems pretty stupid too, a lot of his grades seem either random or biased with how often he disagrees with everyone else.