What team should I support as a european?

What team should I support as a european?

I like country music and country lifestyle.

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braves

I dislike the barves but this t.b.h

probably the rangers

Cleveland

The Braves are the official team of the south, more or less. I'm from Tennessee and my entire family roots for the Braves, always has. Still got a signed ball with Smoltz, Avery, Glavine, and Maddox' signatures that I won watching a game in '92. My seat got picked out of the entire stadium, was pretty dope.

What team should I support as God fearing conservative? Is Cubs good?

San Francisco.

Liberals generally hate baseball so you're good rooting for pretty much any team. Chicago is literally California-tier politically though. Root for the Braves, Rangers, or Astros or something.

Ill look up rangers.

Why is baseball such a Midwest thing

What team should I support as a white guy that listens to YBN Lil Nig?

The mets

Astros

Ai gamisiu eh malaka. Redsox cheer for them

Diamondbacks.

What team should I support as a white guy who enjoys watching his wife have sexual relations with multiple men of sub-Saharan African descent?

cubs

giants 100%

Cubs

alternatively white sox if you also have them take your stereo once they're done

Europeans usually have the Red Sox as their most "local" franchise so support them.

literal roman catholic republican seconding someone's ironic mention of my team

An NL Central team, probably Cubs.

fpbp

The NBA.

It's Dodgers

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>Catholic Tier
St.Louis Cardinals
San Diego Padres

>Christian Traditionalist Tier
Kansas City Royals
Los Angeles Angels

>Belgian Monk Tier
Milwaukee Brewers

>Satan Tier
Tampa Bay Rays (Formerly DEVIL Rays)

>If you make the men pay you to fuck your "wife"
Colorado Rockies (purple is the color of pimps)

>If you just let them
San Francisco

he didn't mean south of the border

jej

>Country lifestyle

You mean fucking your sister, right?

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I just go for all the Boston teams.

I already go for my local mlb team

How did they end up being the team of the south? I thought they were a Boston team historically.

Yankees as all their players are one wimpy white guy (Gardner) and 8 mutilated sub humans (Judge, Stanton, Sanchez)

Midwest likes /comfy/ things.

Cubs

Broors, Giants, Jew York, or Reds

The Chicago Cubs

They were the first MLB team in the South and the only one from 1966 to 1993. They were in Milwaukee for a number of years before then

Choose a city and root for all of their sports teams

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>make methinals fans seethe
>bright outlook for the bulls and Jordan’s team
Chiraq, easy

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Cardinals definitely give you that rural country vibe. They're rarely in the top 10 in mlb payrolls, they tend to produce their own players like crops in the farm system. Easily the best "midwest" baseball team.

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Braves or rangers

the least historically successful team you can stomach for maximum fan cred when you start wearing their team gear to inappropriate events.

I picked Astros, because the first game I saw they were in orange and I like orange. Became an accidental bandwagonner though because the season I started watching MLB was the season the Astros won the World Series.

>I like country music and country lifestyle
>Greek

This is despicable

The Bolton Robots of Doom

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I see no problems here

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>Cardinals definitely give you that rural country vibe.
They do not

yeah. but a team from chicago definitely does! stl is a tiny city without much going on besides baseball and nhlol

90% of this board would sacrifice their life to bang my two sisters

In an alternate universe, the Bolton Robots of Doom work their way from the bottom of the English Premier Baseball League, win the league, and then win the baseball Champions League against the Yankees.

fuck the cubs fuck the cardinals

just one man's opinion

south sider here to say fuck the cubs as well.

OP if you want to follow a team do not follow a team so unbelievably gay liking them turns you trans

What team should I support as a Canadian who hates Toronto?

mariners

the Expos

Twins
Mariners
Red Sox

Cardinals

RANGERS, obvious

to add to the braves had every game televised nationally on TBS in the 80s and 90s, giving them a solid fanbase

The expos, duh

Japanese Baseball disappear

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Braves

What team if I pay them to do it?