/hoc/

go knights

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new zealand is GAY and BAD at having landmass

I hate the Irish
Fuck you, drunk

No one cares about late only early

more like blow guys hahaha

don't like ted or the broons if i'm being honest

Don't be mad it's only destiny

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Does /hoc/ get laid?

i made both the 500th post and the on time post. im not complaining in any way just claiming rights to the on time thread

Based

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I like when they play his commercial on the local sports talk station because I can't understand him
landeskog barely has an accent so it isn't as entertaining

>canes - stats scf
Kino playoffs desu.

No
Please, if you have a sister who is single, send her my way

There was no on time thread tho?

Stars*
Fucking autocorrect.

Would you?

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hill billy no dimes drawing shit fest

Teds should stick to their role of btfoing confederate states.

Big time

probably not

I said I was a virgin, not that I had no standards

Breh even the chunky ones need loving

Avs gonna win it lads

>why did you take a picture of a refrigerator?

I'd let her cook me dinner. She looks like she knows how to eat.

>both bad guys lose

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>never gotten a single match
Sheesh... What's the key to this app

Anyone who makes any of these terrible fucking hockey edits of their favorite team on some anime character should consider suicide every day

When zealandia rises America is in big trouble

Speaking of anime

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Not that guy but I'm a half pint of vodka in and I'd go ham on that.

Shant listen to the opinions of anyone who doesn’t use Tomorrow.

>mad
>at anime

Yeah, get a few drinks in and she’s be fun, looks like she has massive tits

thicccccccccc

based
I can't imagine any of those posters are over 15yo

>muh manifest destiny
>90% of it is under water
laughing at you and your ancestors lad

>massive tits
>falling for this trap

She has small tits

Would

nope

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I'm over 30

You sound scared mate. It's just an underwater continent

Only SHIT games tomorrow.

Who do you have in the marblelympics?

would rather watch, quite literally, anything else, than blose and dallass

The thought of a Zealandia NHL dynasty TERRIFIES /hoc/

What are you gonna do? Get some of your mermaid friends to beat me up?

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hopefully kendall is back tomorrow

Brehs i’d give her a high stick

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>21

Bing bing

>this incel posting literally obese tinder girls he'd still never have a chance with
wew

thoughts on miss usa?

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Eye bags of a heroin addict

she has a dark complexion

10/10

we all have hobbies

Can she backskate?

Yeah but we would beat the shit out of a Finn first as is NZ tradition

>being mad
>at liking big tits
Get a load of this low test beta

I've seen worse

I'm gonna say it

stop posting

No u

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>h-he doesn't also like landwhales who have big tits only bc they have big everything

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don't

Found one

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would/would.
don't know why, but like those 80's high waist jeans.

>blackhawks

Oh no shes retarded

LOL

how about miss new zealand lads?

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I appreciate thin girls too, user

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he cute

where is tinder user

>norf carolina
I approve!

I found kippers

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Here

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>teal hair
no, that's mariya

Last two digits decide how many games are played next season after the escrow lockout ends

yeah but look at the size of that coastline

seems legit

no bully

thank you for the kind words

Night /hoc/

night night

Uh oh

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Congrats you found another troll more bored than you rn

you're embarrassing.

kek

have sex

>"so we fuckin?"

go away

based

The virgin /hoc/ tinder
The Chad /cric/ Grindr

Not so fast

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hopefully they get the fuck away from NBC

go nucks
go sharks
go flames
go oilers
go knights
go yotes
go ducks
go kings

Imagine the smell

based

Which team has the smelliest fans?

remember before we hated each other?

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Probably Nashville

no
we have been destined to hate each other since you were born

I thought the Penguins/Knights edit of this was cuckold tier, but holy fuck

that's what they want you to believe
d-don't make fun of me

>that's what they want you to believe
This is how natural rivalries form. Bettman wanted you to have a thing with Arizona, but instead you get the Kings and >us.

Also
>3-0
>3-1

drunk as fuck lads

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>kings
>rivalry
Also you just got shut out by the avs

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Imagine hating another person because rich white men playing a child's game don't like each other

based

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I really hope his response was "goobye"

imaging not understanding how sports rivalries work

based

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>hating each other because rich athletes don't like each other
sounds like I've pretty much got it figured out

imagine thinking people actually hate away fans
literally do you think everyone who likes sports has mental problems

>literally do you think everyone who likes sports has mental problems
pretty much

then why are you on Yea Forums?

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I have mental problem obviously

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Did we ever discuss Brock Nelsons head tap? I honestly think he was trying not to bump the goaler

>that's what they want you to believe
lmao you're the one still whining about getting refpucked in game 7

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why do you have to make up lies about me? does it make you feel good about yourself?

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took me less than a minute to find a knights fan still crying

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that isn't me though and i doubt OVI-Wan Kenobi even posts on /hoc/ and if he did I'd call him a faggot

oops (you)'d my own post
go knights

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The knight fans are the new oilers I still remember when the ducks came back from a 3-0 with 3 minutes left. That was funny. An entire thread was just laughing at seething oilers and quacking ducks

A fanbase isn't defined by who and who does not posts on /hoc/ dumb dumb

I don't believe you

It's alright, you're still new.
You'll get a feel for what it's like once you've gone to at least a couple games and post on /hoc/ for 4 or so years.

Have the shorks shorkd yet?

very cute post and I still love you
they are working on it

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You're just mad because the San Jose Sharks have a legitimate chance this year
Stay scared m8

go to sleep shark and vegas fans

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> expecting anything but shorks not shorking

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the stache is OURS

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go to sleep mountain jew

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"no"

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sharks are gonna win the next 2 haha

next 2 stanley cups that is

Real pook hours

holy shit shut the fuck up no one cares about either of your shit teams

>getting shutout by philipp "sub .900 s%" grubauer
>getting scored on by the worse powerplay remaining in the playoffs

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I miss pookposting

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it's just bants lads, what's your team so we can shitpost about them?

a man after my own heart

I lost all my good pooks, do you have the one where garfield is smoking the pipe and john is yelling "/hoc/!"?

the team that will own the pacific for a couple years soon and then fuck off back into obscurity for another decade

The wild?

based bracketbro

Drove too fast and got ticketed tonight lads, was an unpleasant experience even though the officer was polite about it.

>flimflams
>losing to the bing bings

That’s what you were saying in 2011

Lol shorks suck

>cantpucks
wew

Well I'm takin' my time, I'm just movin' on.

But seattle hasn't gotten their team yet

You'll forget about me after I've been gone.

I'll forget about all of you by tomorrow morning

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look at this fukkin munki

he's pretty funky

As you read this I've forgotten about you already

>Honey, you aren't rooting for the sunbelt team are you? You know they're not legitimate cup contenders, and I hate embarrassing meme teams like that. Oh, and can you get me the shampoo?

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>people actually think Pavel Datsyuk will come back to play in the NHL

2bh I thought his stint with the wings was still ongoing

>*unzips dick*
>Here's your shampoo

I concur

>I like long walks at the beach

>the shitter shattered city of /hoc/

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Greece is one of the best players in /hoc/

Prove me wrong

I thought we traded him to /cric/
I guess our shit GM picked him back up after (you) put him on waivers

Why are New Zealanders better in any way than australians? Better surfers, kinder people, better humour.

I want a scientific answer please

He won't leave Russia again
He's playing for Putin's baby now

>STRONG

His rights were traded to Arizona but that contract is expired.

Technically he could go anywhere he wanted no team would take him.

He's too slow, his ankles are done, and he hasn't played a full season of hockey since 2008.

He might come back to the Red Wings organisation in some way, but not to play.

But yeah he's probably staying in Russia since his family was the main reason for him returning.

>He might come back to the Red Wings organisation in some way, but not to play
lmao nobody wants him there
that nigger doesn't even speak English AFTER SPENDING 13 YEARS IN NORTH AMERICA

>he hasn't played a full season of hockey since 2008
What? He played 81 games in 08-09 and 80 games in 09-10, and 70 games in 11-12.
He's still capable of playing in the NHL, the reason the wongs should not sign him again is he would be eating valuable minutes up at best. At worst, he would be just successful enough to fuck up the rebuild. If Holland were still GM he would 100% be back.

my jackets will sweep in 6

>He's still capable of playing in the NHL
He's 40 and the NHL is more physical than the KHL. If he did come back, even for a season, he wouldn't be around for very long.

good thing yzerman is there now

>Yzerman
Is he going to make the Wings the next team to win the president's trophy and then get swept?

Stanley Bob :D

Red Wings suck

>every other series is 2-2 just to shine an even brighter spotlight on how badly the isles shit the bed

guess I'll get the vodka.

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If given first pick in a fantasy draft, would you take Mackinnon? Or are you stupid?

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Good afternoon leafs nation

MacKinnon easily best player in the playoffs right now.

Is it gay to root for Ducks?

In my opinion, game 4 is a must win

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Do I look like I'm stupid?

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Lets Go Canes

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BABY SHARK

Shit happens. Shrug

hearing that the All-Star jersey this coming year will be Pride themed

in this day and age, rooting for any team is gay

based

Just end my suffering and give maximum despair

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>weebtard makes yet another retarded post
>/hoc/ dies
pottery

Or it’s literally dead hour for /hoc/.

*siiiiiiiips*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, a damn good cup of coffee. You know, my father always used to say early to rise makes a man wealthy, healthy, and wise. Just a bit of food for thought on this friday morning, lads

Depends on your league settings.

>3 posts in 3 minutes immediately after i woke /hoc/ up again

Plenty of natural resources per capita, Straya is largely desert/arid

BRUINSSSSSSSS

there are resources under that desert

Off to work lads

They all belong to China tho

you could say that about everything on top of the desert as well

Marchand is based

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keep your head up high, you're doing it

Going to bed. Good night /hoc/.

Hope the Teds and their no nothing bandwagon fans fuck off

youtube.com/watch?v=0NQbGlAWokU

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hi lads

I can barely understand him when he speaks Finnish.

I haven't had sex since 2011.
To be fair I've turned down multiple women outright suggesting sex so "get laid" wouldn't be my choice of words for the situation.

He's more understandable than a lot of rednecks I've met.

Looks like my /teds in 6/ prediction is going to come true after all

Also is game 4 a must win for the islels? If they lose game 4 then I think they’re gonna have a real tough time winning the series

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imagine actually making the second round this year

Why dont the Isles go back to Nassau? Its clear they cant win in Barclays

I let a ladyboy in the Philippines ravage my boipussy, does that count as sex?

That's more of a philosophical question really.

Its not gay as long as they identify as a female. I myself have fun with my gfs /coc/

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How did gruberer get so good?

How many more lottery picks do you want oiled?

based

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good morning from yuma, arizona /hoc/

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>lightskin with springy hair
this is my weakness

great posts that make my day a little brighter

fuck, I watched that western a week ago, my favourite western, we watched it with my dad in the cinema when it came out (the remake obviously) and my dad was in tears in the end, what a fucking movie.

Whatever happened to Russel Crowe, the spoiled, erratic guy?

That looks like a hockey town if i've ever seen one

he's fat and old now.
i liked him in the nice guys from a couple years ago though.

He was ELITE in the AHL, it's only a matter of time before he becomes the best goalie in the NHL.

>t. Hershey Bears fan

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IT HUUURRRTTTSSS
WOUNDS SO SSOORE
NOW IM TORRRRNNN
NOW IM TORN

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>TORN
for me, it's natalie imbruglia

>martin jones is good in the playoffs

>Sharks player
>"good"

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>Was on the other end of a shutout last night

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>Martin J0n3s

Martin Jones channelling his inner Pekka Rinne

Wow, seems like islanders have given up already. Matt Martin is confident they can repeat what buffalo did in 1993

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Requesting that Finland bandwagon >my team in the playoffs. Sweden also welcome.

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starting to sweat a bit
game 7 tomorrow.

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Request denied
I refuse to bandwagon

sorry but we are all hurricaniacs

Finns are the last people to like your shit team.

It's literally zoomer NHL the video game: the team. What do you mean I can't just fill my defense with players who have NO CLUE HOW TO DEFEND and win the stan lee bowl? They have the most points that means they're the best, right?

That's a big Sandels

Excuse my autism that green looked like a shade of the shorks on my monitor.

Naturally I am bandwagoning Dallas as a man of good taste.

This looks shooped

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4 u

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You seem upset.

i'm up

Finland is with >us.

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Are they even awake in las vegas?

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gary pays shitposters from traditional hockey markets to pretend to like the rusty peons so the rest of us won´t notice their arena´s full of casuals

They better hurry, tee off is in an hour!

But they clearly couldn't get one by you.

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they tried to pay me off, but I refused. it was like less than minimum wage

i teed off in your mom last night m8

>nobody is talking about them
>everyone is wild about them

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canes desu

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What an awful post, though very fitting considering the thread we're in. I bet you even tolerate swedes.

based seething retard

She warned you about her HIV right?
Did she also give you the NHL Playoff discount of $20 for the half-hour or did you pay full price?

hello READDIT

t. swede bootlicker
shoo shoo your kind are unwelcome here

One world war wasn't enough

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based non-sequitur retard
nobody likes swedes, certainly not >us

How does the least coast manage to wake up every morning seething as all hell?

>HIV
nobody is scared of pusy babby hiv in 2019 m8

Thanks to tampa I dont have to feel shame for my teams elimination

*sips*
looks like saving the league is still on the menu lads

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>boston
>saving the league

ratchand sucks lmaoooooooooo

Calgary, Vegas, Pittsburgh, and Toronto may have been embarrassing, but not as embarrassing as Tampa desu.

Based on fan analysis, I've determined that a Bruins / Sharks SCF would be the most cancerous combination possible.

Good thing it'll be Canes / Blues.

Hoping for blues/canes or blues/columbus

*kisses cup*
only flyover casuals (perhaps from the hovel of ohio) don't like based marchand

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Most people seem to hate Marchand:

strawpoll.me/17915827/r

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and now the based contrarian retards come flooding in

Shouldn't you be pulling your dick to hypno trap porn?

small sample size and hoc is full of redditors who cant appreciate his and the bruins' game

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Hate Bombston but Marchand's antics are hilarious
The league needs heels like him

>hating on basedchand
SEEEEETTTTTHHHHHHIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG

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DIVISION 1A
HUNGARY - SLOVENIA LIVE NOW
youtube.com/watch?v=1PdEAtA6N1I

Doesn't look too good for Hungary. Though Lithuania might be the one to be relegated, as they have no points compared to Hungary, and with Slovenia winning this match and will likely defeat Lithuania aswell, and South Korea also playing Lithuania.

STANDINGS
iihf.com/en/events/2019/wmia/standings/roundrobin

Tomorrow will be the final Division 1B games, with Poland and Romania battling for promotion!

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Marchand is a bitch nigga and he can’t score

only vegas underachieved there
calgary was overrated, pittsburgh is way worse than people think and drafting top ten w/o crosby and toronto is nowhere near as good as people think and trending downwards

Also DIV1A one tier lower from World Championship with the rest of us. DIV1B two tiers lower.

>100 pt season
>"lel he cant score"
neck yourself.

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pretty sure he had a couple assists last night my casual flyover friend

>implying broons and shorks aren’t the most reddit teams left

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Da broons gonna win the Stanley bowl

we aren't friends

>only vegas underachieved there
I get that you might hate Vegas, but that's bullshit.
They choked a 3-1 series lead, and a 3-0 lead in game 7, but finished well below the other teams in the regular season. They were like 15th or 16th overall I think.
All four teams I mentioned had an embarrassing post-season, but none more-so than the lightning.

Yea Forums's guys: broons, shorks
reddit's guys: everyone else but particularly columbus

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Bluejackets are winning the cup

How did Blue Jacket fans manage to become the most insufferable of the entire playoffs?

Based
>Bruins
Shit
>Blue Jackets
>Avalanche
>Hurricanes
Reddit Shit
>Sharks
>Islanders
Unwatchable Shit
>Stars
>Blues

Didn’t Hershey get swept in the Calder cup to Cleveland?

>dink porn spammer with garbage opinions
color me surprised

>Based
>>Bruins
Stopped reading there

>bluejackets fans
We have been nothing but kind, the ruins fans have always been the most insufferable in history

Fuck boston really. How many fucking championships do you potato niggers need?

DUDE
CANNON
LMAO

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Sharks fans are the worst, but the Bruins fans have gotten pretty bad.

>all times in PDT
Why do cuckolded worst coasters think the world revolves around them?

I don't recall any other fanbase continually posting their dicks in gamethreads.

It's a meme meant to get reactions just like this one.

You mean Carolina, right? That’s because of their bush league storm surge antics, the “you guys are totally going to be scary next year xDD” redditors, and the general cancer that comes with being sunbelt but times twelve. It’s actually almost impressive how pathetic Carolina has been this season, even putting Nashville and Edmonton from a few years back to shame.

Would you voluntarily contract it though?

Happy incelanders elimination day /hoc/

Sounds like someone is obsessed and seething.

Ted is most based

>absolutely boiling least coasters
>everyday from 6 AM PDT and on
based retards

>absolutely boiling least coasters
Not me, I always keep a sunny outlook.

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People always move west. Never heard someone move east

He's cringe along with the rest of the recent fans

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>recent fans
They aren’t real fans they are just against Boston

we're going to need at least 1 more stanley cup thank you
NO NO NO BRUINSCHADS PLEASE STOP SHITPOSTING US WE CANT HANDLE IT, LITERALLY SHAKING RN I MIGHT HAVE TO QUIT WATCHING HOCKEY

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I agree.

same

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, and shitposting is a bannable offense.

You're one of the good ones

MOOOODS
HEEEEEELP US

>Boston

I'd rather live in a mud hut in zanzibar tbqhf

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t. TSN get fucked kike

MODS MODS MODS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP THE BRUINS BTFO MY COLUMBUS TEAM (I FORGET THE NAME) AND NOW THEYRE BANTERING US MODS PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE BAN THEM

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MOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS

>be retarded hill billy
>be mad at boston

Hill billy faggots don't know SHIT about HOCKEY

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Mooooooodddsssssss

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Finland is Latvias BITCH

>feelsguy posting

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LATVIA OWNS HOC

latvia is pusy euro hill billy

>carolina is still in the playoffs
>my knights aren't
wtf gary

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I miss Kevan Miller. Broons could really use him in this series to grab someone like Dubois and put his teeth in the back of his throat.

Every “worthy” team is feeling that this post season. It’s all fucked

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Pusy posts from pusy posters that can't skate

neat

t. hill billy using my PUSY gimmick

Canes desu
Stars desu

>our guys tier
Bruins
Avs
Blues
>indifferent tier
Stars
Islanders
>pure cancer tier
Hurricanes
Sharks
Bluejackets

Did latvia send you noods of his hick sister or something?

jackets in 6 check this 6

>bad guys
islels
>whatever guys
blues
stars
>good guys
everyone else

next round is gonna be comfy

youtube.com/watch?v=1PdEAtA6N1I
Get in here lads

Broons haven't had a easier road to a cup in years.
They better not fucking blow it.

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Correct.

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the canes will be their toughest test desu, should they beat the tedditors. west sucks

fuck off with that bruins shit

>relocanes
>good
ran into chokers and shitters like the isles who had no place in the playoffs

Toronto was their toughest challenge, stupid sunbelter

let us relive this moment, shall we?
youtube.com/watch?v=UbDOR-MEwMU

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I'm not sure if Finnish goaltending can be trusted

Sorry Boston but you are done

Reverse sweep incoming

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Wish this boston faggot would stop spamming the thread with shit nobody cares about.

Isles are a fluke team carried by unsustainable goaltending and inflated shooting percentages. This collapse was incredibly predictable.

hockey?

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>any boston affiliated team
>good guys

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lol BTFO tedditor is SIZZLIN rn

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For me, its whatever team has the least amount of weebshit fans.

just meant that they were way better on paper than they were last year

>bruins

hard no, anything from new england is cancer

I watched The Town (2010) and Ben Affleck was a Bruins fan, so now I support Bruins forever

Ben Affleck sucks and so do you

Imagine being mad that a team has anime fans on Yea Forums

based, glad to have you with us

Imagine never having sex

Pretty easy to imagine that one

miss me with that

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Having sex sucks. Go to whatever hovel of a board you came from leaftard

Ben Affleck sucks and that movie blows my fat cock just like your mother did last night

Teds playing sloppy. Boston in 6, don't @ me

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This is a chad general. Go complain about your virginity elsewhere, weebshit

Chad general my ass. Nobody is a chad here. Ted was the only chad ever because he lives in such filth

this weeb thinks hes in a weeb general lmao
oh no no no no no

This normalfag thinks he is a superior person simply because he fucked a woman lol

>he thinks Ted is the filthiest poster here.
Lad, I got some news for you.

My morning tavares clogged it up lads.

This weeb is bitter because he only fucks a pillow. How pathetic, I would kill myself if I was such a loser.

This leaf is bitter because he’s in a cuckhold and can only enjoy when his girl doesn’t get fucked in the ass by BBC

Carrying your stuff in a fanny pack to hockey games is the patrician way

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These are the kind of demented fantasies you have when you are an adult virgin.

ruins fans have always been absolute trash

>that movie blows my fat cock
How can you say that, Jeremy Renner was GOAT in that movie

Yeeah i'm gonna take my Canes to the stanley's road i'm gonna storm till i can't no more

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Shorks, bolts, and reddithawks, would all like a word with you

He was in Good Will Hunting too

keep seething at Hurribaseds

Who will make more; Rantanen, Aho or Marner?

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okay dom

money?
goals?
points?
What are you asking?

moneyh

Teräväinen

>make more money
>make more goals
>make more points

what do you think?

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thread theme song:
youtube.com/watch?v=t8-49XjyC9U

I heard Teräväinen fucked Ovechkin's wife a couple weeks ago

t. hearer

Whenever you see american flag you better assume English it's not his first language.

How close were you listening?

finns are fucking EPIC

F F F F FINNBREAKER

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They are getting EXPOSED tho.

Having boner right now

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all me(Pekka)

Sure does feel like a SAUNA in here

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Based.

i didn't say the trash fanbase club was exclusive tbf

>Ted 7 has been a Leaf all along
Friendship ended.

Samefag

Good guys:
Boston
Teds
Blues

Who cares:
Isles
Stars

Reddit:
shorks
relocanes
bings

Never change binland

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EVERYONE

I have an important announcement to make.

*ahem*

>rags

shit team

henlo where is the discussion about sm liiga

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Shit franchise

Chad team

fug

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Lets discuss how a swede is the top scorer in that "league"

We never discuss hockey don’t lie

Lies. Finns are based

Finns save /hoc/ from reddit tier cringe posts?

Based. Finns are lies.

pp babby and probably a fennosweed :DD

shut the fuck up faggot

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

DIE MARCHAND YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH FUCKING DIE

What a comfy phrase

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Does it upset you that a swede is the best player in the finnish "elite" league?

I prefer it when people are white

Well Swedish "elite" league had a Finnish guy as the best player (Virtanen)

If the canes complete the sweep tonight I'll post a picture of my dirty shit, piss and blood stained toilet

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>blood stained toilet
HELSINKI

Would rather you didn't

>he doesnt have constant hemorrhoids
underage ban

Wrong. The MVP was Jacob Josefson, and the leading scorer was an American.

>oh look another least coaster bitching because something isnt in their time
Suck my dick

>almost lead the scoring as defenseman
yeah "no"

Virtanen easily the best

Oliwer Kaski won the Hart trophy of Liiga

>not statistically the best
>not voted the best
Nice argument, retard.

And who scored the most post? And what country is he from?

As we all can see, even when finns make their own league they get cucked out of it by superior hockey countries.

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Ville Leskinen, Finland

>Erik
>Malte
based Swedofinns

>advanced stats
hello readdit

Wrong.
Malte Strömwall, from Luleå, Sweden

remove finlan

AHEM
FUCK THE LEAFS AND FUCK THE TEDDITORS

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lmao why did you leave out Jussi Jokinen's 1.42ppg? :)

marinade your nether rod

>Luleå
confirmed ethnic finn

Not an argument.

GO AWAY

>14 games played
Its pathetic the lengths you finnshits will go to defend your shitty players.

/hoc/ is a Finnish general

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is it october yet?
no okay

PARALLAX

Lmao
Last year the leading scorer in the finnish "elite" league was from France.

Business idea: replace Finland with Sweden

But who will I take piping hot dumps on then?

haven't been in hoc for some time, and it's nice to see disussion is piping hot about finlan

Already got a Finland edition lined up for the next /hoc/

In the squish mitten

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Keep the Finns in and the Swedes down

It’s what my papa always said

suomi (finland)

based canaCHAD

This thread sucks hurry up and make a new one

Smell my nuts.

Finns do the same to other countries leagues as well.

bare them and we shall share them

like what

new thread FUCKING WHEN???

Finland general?

Not yet.

soooon

500 for fuck finland

GO THE FUCK AWAY BITCH

new / uusi

Several finns are superstar nhlers

user user MAKE THE THREAD
user ANON WE NEED TO POST
>remember he does it for free

Please tell me the last time a finn scored the most points. (oh wait you cant)

did you get paid for making this post?

uh, excuse me?

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