San Jose Sharks @ Colorado Avalanche Gamethread

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before you kys for being a mong watch more fucking hockey

>blues
>making the finals

user....

both of these sad teams would get swept by the teds

None of your personnel lives are interesting
Keep the discussion on the game

It's either them or the cunts from Dallas. I'll take the blues in 6, thanks.

Horrible thread

i'll suck your dick if you rape me

what a save

I’m starting to think the sharks will be swept in 6.

Go cry to your wife's bull about it.

ek65 getting exposed

guys this isn't how this works. he sends the text, she replies, THEN we roll

Bourque never tell off
Jumbo has fallen so far their stripped him of captain

Deserving of the game

lets touch tips together

Despite losing, VGK are still the best team in the league. Sharks are a close second and Will be winning the cup.

What the fuck is Colorado's problem with booing their own tendie???

can the shorks pull it out lads??
i really, really need them to...

He exposed himself in the first month of the season

Give her Endgame spoilers

La creatura

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I hate the Avs, but it is impossible to root for a team that openly employs a nigger.

It’s literally like “ZUUUUUCCC” or “TUUUUK” from Dallas and Boston , but with grubauer

sorry lad, i'm getting fuckes up by myself in tiny bar, not keeping up

imagine knocking a player over top your goalie so his skate flies right by the back of his neck

sometimes i wonder how much brain damage hockey players have

It's funny how much these cocksuckers throw other players into their own goalies and then get mad when the player runs into the goalie. Stupid fucking meat heads.

>yfw you pull up but the goalie is already there

The constant drinking probably doesn’t help.

wish i could be there too. need a drink real bad, so stressed.
>tfw the way you relieve stress is by helping some canadian try to score some puss on a mongolian shirpa-rental forum

>Front Office Changes in Vegas
?????

Did you bet your house user

Weird that hockey has three halves.

it has 3 quarters

we're all in this together, and we're all gonna make it lad

t. lifelong

The asst GM was promoted to GM and the GM is the president of hockey ops.

It's nothing exciting, but they sure want to keep your attention to all of the (((advertising))), so they won't tell you that right away.

it's not three halves user, it's three quarters, god how can americans be so retar

First off... this series is boring as fuck.
Imagine if vgk was playing this shitty Avs team now. It would be much more entertaining.
Instead, refs wanted this boring ass matchup for some reason.

I cant wait until we get an NFL team and the nhl can fuck off.

...

Alright thanks for playing boys, I’ll start again next intermission

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How many black cocks do you have to suck in order to declare yourself as a Colorado Avalanche fan? It has to be a minimum of 4, judging by their current fan base.

any poutine in bong land?

Why does NBCSN think I’d trust a black man about hockey?

no it's three thirds which is factually correct and you can't argue unless overtime happens then all the fractions get fucked beyond recognition and anons write run on sentences

But only 2 halftimes

SHALL beat my meat during intermission to Flabby Abbey and Lip Service Janessa

The same reason they are pushing women commentators onto their audience the whole god damned playoffs. "Muhhhhh diversity and equal rights n sheeeeeit!"

Show me 5 useful things that women and niggers have done for America, and thus, Earth.

kind of

we have chips, cheese and gravy but not proper poutine

How many points does it take to win a hockey match? I'm kind of new.

One more than the other team

MY DICK JUST BLEW OFF MY PELVIS AND IS ON ITS WAY INTO LOW-EARTH ORBIT OH MY FUCK

>how many points
if you ask the tampa bay lightning, the answer will definitely not be "one"

Gary is fucking with the script as preemptive retaliation for the impending lockout. That's the only explanation as to why there are only shiteaters left.

So how are the San Jose refs playing?
I refuse to watch any game thise faggots are playing in. Not until the league reverses the game they stole.

no but I bet my rent and some so i'm a little shaky right now

just got off the phone with gary he told me to expect overtime

>this much seething.
Go play some blackjack and take a 2nd mortgage out on your house.

where is the bulge?

Gary loves himself some Game 7's. More games = more TV and Ad revenue.

If movies have teach me something is that you can always pay your rent with sex user

I woukd smash that

i wanna see a fight

Fights only happen in the ends of blowout games during the playoffs.

she is actually attractive

coukd be pinoy or paki shoukd axtually play your cards on this one

digits is number of overtimes we'll get tonight lads

imagine sucking her dick

well then

wasted trips of truth

Let's be honest about this league. Vegas got ripped off. Considering the money we paid for a leg up on the other teams, for the refs to literally end our season at their own fucking discretion is not fair at all.

Just remember who should be playing in this game instead of the San Jose refs.

Would shave her arms

this may be the most mexican post i've seen in /hoc/

Mad lad

NEGATIVE OVERTIME

SHARKS WIN

false flag boy

You could always go outside and start one

about to rename vegas to the >vegas Seeth

meet me at the spike in 30 minutes i'll heem your dick you absolute faggot

Gary doesn't like corruption :^)

vgk won't win a cup in 58 seasons, one year for every person Paddock brained

If you want to grow a sport just add some teams to your league and rig the playoffs so everyone following will be forced to watch them play

get the puck in deep!!

i have no issue with garry rigging the cup for >us

ITS A ME A

LET'S GO 'LANCHE
>LET'S GO 'LANCHE
LET'S GO 'LANCHE
>LET'S GO 'LANCHE

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ayyy guise! 1 up, amirite. Tee hee!

Binland girl on right :DD

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UHHH OOHHHH

B I N G
I
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the sharks logo is my fav in the nhl

SSSSSCCCCCOOOOOOOORRRRR

Guess I'll be posting my sack when I get home

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAR

oh fuck

fuckthe gay ass sharks

Wow, amazing how Mandeskog managed to keep that puck in.

jesus christ why do they insist on playing burns as a defenceman?

Fuck California and fuck California people

The shorkening has begun, at least for this game

Sorry rent user, guess you'll be homeless now

Now that was some classic SHORKING!!!

And here I thought the Sharks finally got rid of their idiocy.

>gary rigging huge upsets and 7 game series for max shekels

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>shorks

OH NO NONONONO

gooooooal

Reminder that Boo-urns is nominated for the Norris

DONT STOP THE PARRRTAY~

Does Burns have anything aside from a hard clapper

Vegas fan, I join colarado fans in hating all californians especially those that try to fag up the rest of hte country.

Fuck the sharks

never think that.

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no his name is martin and he's in net

No front teeth

>shorks shorking

antelopes

>be brent burns
>shoot the puck because you think you are a fucking forward
>miss the net or it is blocked
>get caught on the rush
>get scored on
>alternatively try a stretch pass for the same results

every fucking time

We're almost at the last 10 minutes. Shark time!

How the hell did the shorks beat the knights with defense like this? They just bump into each other, never checks, lets 1 defenseman burn through 4 of them, have no idea what to do.

If Karlsson is le 4th forward man does that make Burns the 5th forward man?

can any shork even hit the net

>Avs up 2-0
>NBCSN still sucking shark dick

Every fucking time.

What does this guy do?

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LOL Burns is fucking terrible

having them both on the ice is unironically retarded

Absolutely nothing.
Overhyped player

top 3 overrated player in league

he's the only one that knows how to bring it into the offense. So he's actually doing okay. It's Nyquist, Burns, and Kane that need to step up.

part time abortion doctor

consume astronomical amounts of Oden's

cyber bully

>used to be an offensive powerhouse
>skating circles around everyone
>could shoot pass and deke

but not anymore because that is burns’ job and thus making the karlson trade the most pointless of all time

shorks confirmed 2019 champions

Can’t wait to see my avs in the White House with the greatest president ever to live.

Are there even any Californians watching?
Isn't there a warriors game on?

Goes from one coast to the other to play on teams with old guys who don't win cups

Another day, another Evander Kane embarrassment.

>here is your norris winner brent burns

shggy dgt

check these to negate

checked and shorks reconfirmed champions

will they DUDE it up in the WH?

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OH NO NO NO NO

how the fuck

Avs are clearly the better team
Joe Thornton will likely call it quits after this series and retire cupless

OMG I LOVE THIS TEAM TOO! :D

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checked and based. reddit deserves no cup

Soda Pop

Finally the shorkening!!!

Based

Does the feces map cover San Jose too?

The guy in this picture is unironically a caps fan

Just one giant brown filled in circle

Sounds like my country

>that DONT BE THAT GUY public address on the CBC newfoundland feed

Why do people say the Avs are the basedboy team when like half of them are from Scandinavia and are uber chads

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It's the entire western world
China has 75% of electric vehicle production
90% of lithium world supply
90% of world mineral supply

We are coasting on fumes now and behind in 5G and other technology.

Trips overrides shork dubs.

Hopefully him and Pavelski get gay married too.

A shark without a shork wont float

As a leads fan since I was 9, let me tell you the sharks are not a very good team. Look at their goalie constantly out of position. Constant failure to set up. Holy shit how did they make it to the 2nd round?

>Premier League ads

I don't want to be reminded of shitball

Imagine how much poon this guy must get

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It's the Mario sound. Mario = Nintendo = Switch = Onions = Reddit.

All the shorks do is cheat.

a geriatric duncan keith with one leg is still better than the shorks defence

Still uses sticks to eat food though

WTF REFS

checked and utterly based.

WOW SOFT

Ironically Onions is based out of the bay area

can we get a fucking call, refs? this is our fucking cup, our skill is leagues ahead of both teams we've played so far

avs players fall so easily because of their s0ilent diet

>brent pylon

WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE PENULTIES

>guy tries to lay you out, check hin
PENALTY
>guy runs into your hand
PENALTY

GAME OVER!!!!

AHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED SHORKS

>Burns

Burns turns like a cargo ship

lmao

>burns

burns fucks up again

big surprise here

Oh yeah you right
Nothing to do with the Shorks jamming their sticks where they don't belong

that looked pretty clean to me wtf

Hide behind your stick, little beardboy

HOW IS THAT RETARD NOMINATED FOR A NORRIS

>No one bringing up how hard the Sharks are getting refpucked this game but every time they draw a penalty it's refpuck

Here comes the dagger

imagine being shutout by fucking baby food

WHAT A GOOD FUCKING DAY

CALIFORNIA LOST

bubly > la croix

because retarded nominators think goals =defence

Lmao

kek

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the angels won

Why do they boo grubauer?

Shorks will pull jones and Kerfoot will score.

We've gone over this already

get fucked nerds

using the phrase "___ drew that last penalty" in hockey, is cancerous

Perrier > every other form of carbonated water

They don't boo.
They shout "GRUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

>we
>our
>REFS, HELP!
okay, now this is epic

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Go back to France, NERD!

agreed

why nit just say ‘X slashed Y’ or ‘Z charged Y’ or ‘Burns fucked up’

I'm a crystal geyser man myself.

That's not boo they're saying it's Gruuuu

WOW, I LOVE HOCKEY WTF :D

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exactly. drawing penalties is basketball flopping for calls bullshit. dont encourage that shit.

why would you post a naked Kirisu for? Naked nerds aren't hot????

Makes a nigger solidly want to fuck.

>Everyone familiar with the comeback capabilities of the shorks

Sucking that shark dick again.

Can't wait to hear them be all depressed again when avs win.

bye bye jumbo

oh please, without a power play the sharks aren't going to do shit.

Fact: Filipinos are the most powerful hockey players

I think Pierre grew up a Nordiques fan, which is why he has such a hate boner for the avs

Djoos laughing all the way to Labanc

Shan’t ever root for the Bay Area.

>sharks killing the refs

>the 'we will rock you' meme again
how many times

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Sharks are out there tripping refs, literally /ourguys/

Theyre hoping if they kill enough of them they'll get the ones back that they had for Vegas

someone post a clip of the shark spinning out the ref

>Team gets cocky because they tied a series
Surely this mean they will be going straight to the cup

>some dude in a Blackhawks jersey

FACT: Filipinos are the most powerful hockey fans

B I N G
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G

W A H O O
A
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sharks more like shit ass faggot fucks

BING BING

bingo!

EJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

Game over!!!

There's always one

please

Shorks shorking a lot sooner than I thought they would

>j0n3s

Kurisu is always hot

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>baby shark

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BABY SHARK!

Baby shark doodoodoodoodoodoo

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>playing baby shark
Kek

OMG WOOP WOOP!

Baby Shark

>>pulling the goaler with a full 2 min left

second round is prime shorking season

Was a legend with Ottawa because he ran the whole team. Now he’s a just a decent player who shoots the puck too much, which I assume is a coaching decision.

>baby shark
LOL every arena is doing this meme now

last team that played "baby shark".. hmmmm...

>It's a Sharks try and goon it up in the last minute of a game they're losing
Like clockwork

Every game, every team.

Shorks fucking shutout

Based

>avs win
>NBCSN
STILL SUCKING SHARKS DICK

They never fucking quit kek

>It's a "Team does thing literally every losing team does in the playoffs but is bad because it's San Jose" episode
Like clockwork

what was that trip at the last second? absolutely no respecc

You'd think they'd learn by now unless your down 3 only pull the last 40/60 seconds

It's insane how blatant they are about cock sucking the Shorks

you play without a goalie the whole 3rd period if you're down
patrick roy taught me that

Yes?

Patrick Roy kind of started the whole pull your goalie absurdly early in the third no matter how much you are down trend.

Yeah didn't he pull the goalie with 5 minutes remaining once?

>gives up 5 empty netters
Sounds like Roy has gone off his rocker

he did it with 10+ multiple times

dont worry bud, I feel it

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where is tinder user

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He once pulled a tendie with 5 left in the second