/afl/ Round 7 Edition

>Friday
Collingwood vs. Port Adelaide, 7:50pm @ Docklands

>Saturday
Melbourne vs. Hawthorn, 1:45pm @ MCG
GWS vs. St. Kilda, 1:45pm @ Manuka
Brisbane vs. Sydney, 4:35pm @ Gabba
Western Bulldogs vs. Richmond, 7:25pm @ Docklands
West Coast vs. Gold Coast, 8:10pm @ Perth Stadium

>Sunday
Carlton vs. North Melbourne, 1:10pm @ Docklands
Geelong vs. Essendon, 3:20pm @ MCG
Adelaide vs. Fremantle, 4:40pm @ Adelaide Oval

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Pies recruited another tall basketballer, only not a tall as Cox and not American. Their midfield will be permadangerous at this rate

Magpies
Hawks
Giants
Lions
Tigers
Eagles
NORF
Cats
Crows

>norf
>crows
lol. no

who /dabloos/ here?

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>third sliding doors in a row about ablett's booing
shut the fuck up you mong

also he's standing up for that other grub reporter by attacking Riedwold ffs. cannot stand this cunt

The state of the internet right now makes it easy to put him in a boiler. Just make a tweet about how he said something rude or obnoxious and he'd be in the spotlight before you can even say boo

are you talking about barrett?

Well there's no one else with those glasses of his

he'll never be put in the boiler because he's an irrelevant hack. he got blown the fuck out by Hodge in the last couple weeks but most people will have forgotten his name by now

Thinking of ending it all lads.

Bulldogs WILL win

says an increasingly nervous fullwog for the fifth time in a row

>carlton literally missing their three best rebound defenders
>kreuzer out injured, the only reason they've been competitive in the past two weeks
>any chance of winning

but it's >norf

honestly though I didn't know about those injuries. I agree norf will win

Newman, Simpson and Docherty (out all season but still) out. Their only senior rebound defender in the game will be Daisy, they brought in Williamson whose only played 15 games

is Preuss out? thought he might've been injured

fuck forgot he plays for Melbourne now lol. please don't make fun of me

Who is the new norf ruck anyway? Back to Goldstein?

English, who looks pretty shit

Can't find anyone on their list called English

You must be thinking of the fullwogs ruck, tbf looks like he needs a few years of growing

also as the Rajibul expert how long does it usually take for him to respond

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>that DP
normies out

Oh yeah my bad

>this post
newfriends out

dubs and we get a good friday night game and /afl/ thrives and we become the envy of every other general on Yea Forums

Maybe, just maybe

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How often do these work out m8?

it'll be a poo out

The multis pretty much never, they're just a cheeky surprise pack of goods and one or two almost always blunder. The promos that Ladbrokes do are generally pretty good though and this time I reckon De Goey will do a little more than he did in the Anzac match after hearing about Bucks taking it easy with Treloar's workload.

funny how people call wignats dumb when they're able to perfectly recite 1488 words in a row

oh dear...
that was NOT meant for here
egg on my face

*googles wignats*
not sure I want to know any more about this conversation

worried that we might have some r*cists in our humble /afl/ community

lol

We should do a panty raid on /nrl/.

can't believe the night kings dead lads

turns out he can withstand a dragon blasting him with fire but his one weakness was being stabbed by a little girl

maybe im special but why is port 3.45?

Yeah it's a bit much.

Honestly the + handicap on Port is fairly decent, it should come through given the Pie's matchups against the Bulldogs and the Bombers which were closer than they should have been. That's if Poort don't come barging in though.

My weakness too

Pies are actually good

>dees actively trying to drown their own players now
should just give up for the rest of season

>MELBOURNE'S Christian Petracca had to be rescued in a pool training incident gone wrong on Tuesday.
>Petracca had pushed himself to the brink of unconsciousness in an underwater exercise at Melbourne Sports and Aquatic Centre.
>The Demons forward and his teammates had been required to hold medicine balls under water in a professionally supervised hypoxic session.
>Petracca was visibly distressed after the incident.
KEK dude is down on form so they deliberately try to kill him

Good grief, the d*mons really know no limits to their evil. This is /afl/, not RollerCoaster Tycoon "Good"win.

Kek, if you don't win it's the pool for you. Put the house on the demons

Supercars race 1 tonight.

>this empty ass stadium
might show /nrl/

>the boys are back

bit sexist tbqh

still a few more months till we get nbn

got it a few weeks ago and it’s like night and day

where the fuck do you cunts live, i literally live in the middle of no where town of 5k and have it

What kinda speeds you getting?

perth

fuck up josh

4165
Here’s my tests before and after it
Think the final test was at peak hours too
They’re still third world level thanks to fucking Libs but i’ll take it

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pies are good
port are not

Which is better, 7’s coverage or Fox sports coverage

Which ISP?
Fox Sports during matches but 7 for half-time and post-match

Nice, the before speed is what I have now so can't wait.

>4165
the archetypal aus/pol/ poster

Telstra
Grim m8, couldn’t go back to those days tbqh
How so? Might have to bash a few polacks around here

>go pear

>They're analysing De Goey when Elliott's being moved to HF
Fox Sports in tatters, Jamie's left buttocks will hammer some scores

>Kayo switched to 7
Based

Forgot the /rug/ was on so I’ll just be flicking back every once in a while

Eddie fuming over that toss

what are the redeeming features of watching a match where you disdain both clubs? other than the fact that one of them will lose

watching the peep show on youtube whilst you faggots watching a faggy gay unentertaining spoort

is powel pepper a skinhead?

is reid a skinhead?

wow youre fucking dumb, he is aboriginal you stupid fucking fuck

get a life you piece of shit

His hair is in better places

underrated post

What does it mean if your upload is higher than dl

jej

HEAVE HO UNNA

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based fredposter

What episode m8

Stephenson to score is IN

Why is collingwood playing a prime time game at fucking marvel rather than the mcg?

Пип Шoy / Peep Show |s07e03| HD (ENG) |RUS sub|

Are you a skinhead?

fuck off

fart adelaide are FINISHED

I am not the only cunt who finds it completely absurd that russian eurosport broadcasts footy and with a russian commentator.

Are you aboriginal? Do Abos watch anime?

wish I knew mate

I bet you are a fucking melbourne chink piece of fucking shit. Gas yourself you dumb faggot.

hearing him say the players names is funny, i can't imagine why they need their own commentator because i wouldn't think many russians are watching

Based inexplicably angry Greens voter

Tell me why you are seething.

What’s up with these Poort uniforms
they’re ugly as fuck

>greens voters
KEK

How did your cinema react when all the women helped captain marvel?

voting KAP tbqh

everybody stood up, did a 360 and walked out

loud chewing noises

It's getting boring being the best team in the league

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1. One Nation
2. Fraser Anning's Conservative National Party
3. Shooters, Fishers and Farmers Party
4. Liberals
Simple as

for me, it's the smokers rights party

for me, it’s Shooters, Fishers, and Farmers
then labor

think stephenson is too OP lads

do i press the button lads?

i can finally get a maccas meal if i do, can't afford to lose it

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Just wait till he's 30 and jacked

Obviously yes

Dunno m8, Poort might start to get pissed off and/or Pies could lose steam. Looking likely as is at least

yeah, they're just gonna coast from here

most of them seem to be based in greater logan

Elliott 2 goals is IN

well yeah, it’s logan
we’re a good drive away from logan, got mount cotton to seperate us

based
seems like a nice area if you removed all the people living there

If bucks wins the flag does it remove the shame of being cucked by a BBL player?

Logan? it’s a comfy drive in coming from here with all the heavily forested areas around, and the centre is not too bad either. It really does get its reputation solely due to the people living there

>another pooout
guess it's NRL for me tonight ladies

Just saw Beams kiss Elliott

>poort pear
Another Friday night blockbuster. Bring back Carlton tbqh.

I FUCKING am chugging down 1 bottle of 1.25l of 40g of 95% every 40 minutes and all it does is make me fucking angry, I NEED SOME FUCKING meth to cool me down

come on over to /rug/, based reds are playing right now

yeah that's what I imagine, and it's not too far from the coast
It's kind of weird just how bad it is there, not too far from the GC hinterland and possible to commute to Brisbane. I'm not exaggerating btw, most /pol/tards will mention living in areas between Brisbane and the GC, or Adelaide

Kek

KEK

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>poor little /rug/ has to browse our threads for activity
I'll give it a go

Supercars in 20 minutes.

chick on the ashley and martin ad is pretty cute

it’s got great access to the M1 as well as our beaches in the Redlands
It really would be a great area to live in if not for the bogans, although like most things I imagine it’s the vast majority being the loudest and giving the impression it’s a shithole
I’m not surprised by the /pol/ presence in the area though

I thought I saw a man brought to life.

wtf the Sunwolves actually have Japanese players

don’t worry about us lad, we have plenty of activity

a few. Most of their players play in their domestic league

you ever been to the golden circle factory outlet in capalaba? great prices there.

I thought it would be 90% of the """Japanese""" would be from the deep south i.e. Samoa

I remember the last guy to abuse an afl player on instagram had his profile listed as "Logan City" and he was abusing Paddy Ryder, I think after port played the Tigers or West Coast. still puzzled as to what motivated him to do it

betGOD's night lads

Might give up on this shitty fucking sport. I don't care if we won the flag last year. How the fuck do we defeat Collingwood at their home ground, three times in a row, SMASH them once this year and once last year, and yet we lose to Poort at our HOME who are now getting smashed by Collingwood AWAY? This is fucking bullshit, and if we aren't within the top 4 by the bye, I am not watching this scripted shit.

Imagine planning, booking and spending money on flights, accommodation and tickets specifically to see this footy match as a Port Adelaide player and then seeing this then leaving at quarter time to spend a few hours at the airport doing absolutely nothing.

fucking hell you're a gun

kek I work near there
that’s pretty much what it is but with a few kiwis and saffers thrown in for good measure
For example, their 10 is a kiwi cast off that has become one of the most accurate kickers in the world. He has a 30-something long streak of accurate penalties until recently, stretching back to last season
here’s one of his recent ones
youtu.be/-2ksNPBKGNY

Scissors beats Paper beats Rock beats Scissors, simple mate

Reid to score is IN

see you at the lighthouse restaurant on sunday night

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CARB the FUCK UP

based retard voter

>Megpis

G U M B A C K

What do you reckon BT is smelling lads

Vote for Karl Morris in the senate my victorian friends

Hi guys, Steve1989MREInfo here

hey steve

Nope. On policy parties are better because no matter what idiots will vote in labour / liberals and its better to give these minor ones more power to push for the one singular thing they care about. in this case less immigration and gun rights.
Dont pretend voting for Greens or any left wing party is any different either.

t. freshcunt trying to work out tripcodes

what were the odds for Reid anytime scorer/ 2 goals?

Can't remember, 2.03 maybe?

>Westhoff is 32

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comeback ON

What's the odds on Ried making 2 games without a soft tissue injury?

thought they could've been very generous like 3.00

High IQ level play there by Houston

colliwobbles are back

>unironically shilling gun rights

>Pies are so good they have to let the shit teams make comebacks to make it a close one
Pies got the AFL on a string lads

De Goey is the new Cloke

Phillips 20 disposals is IN

roaming brian is fucking GOAT. wish seven did it for the cricket too lads

there's so much meme potential here

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got the string lad on a string lads

imagine him in the Indian dressing room

sorry.... outer space

they play completely different roles. And De Goey is actually good

>"Yeah just keep it in for another 12 seconds and just raise your arm if you can't take it anymore"

>Sam McClure finally gets kicked off Channel 7
>Tom Browne gets more airtime as a result

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actually miss sam and his stupid face

don't let /nrl/ see this

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His sides are gone, wonder what made him giggle so much

What's the point of the Samsung lounge?

why would you want a tv in front of you if you go to the footy

How can he have such adonis belt definition yet no abs at all?

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I ship Delia and Straffo.

sick of all these aggressive election ads

MUH 8K!!!
>footy not even broadcast in 4k
>not even full 1080p on 7
>all games on 7mate are standard definition
LITERALLY what is the point of this 8k meme

Just goes to show that businesses are too good at raking in money for shitting out products/services that are literally, absolutely worthless.

if you're throwing away money for an 8K tv you're not watching it on 7

>you and i can talk about me later

easy hamish

>you and I can talk about me later
Meme magic at work lads

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Would prefer high frame-rate/refresh-rate footy desu

Even foxtel isnt 4k even though, so theres still no point unless youre investing for 10 years in the future

habby birthday dear heinz

Hamish is the wrong person to interview the auskick kids

Happy birthday Heinz

Based RompingWins

kek

shit this is actually a game now

Even then you'd think the tech would be way cheaper to produce and I'm sure some fair work shenanigans will come into place to not make TVs this overpriced. It's not even an investment, it's a guaranteed ripoff

LGTSS early
>collingwood

If you weren't such a fat cunt you'd know that you dont have to be that fit to get waist definition

>Elliott's asscheck last week
>Phillips' crotch this week
Hmm

are you mad at me?

imagine getting boofed up the clacker so hard you are forced to withdraw from the next weeks game lol

>Out: Elliott (ring soreness)

you implied your fat, i dont like fat people so yeah im mad at you for being fat
fucking fat cunts

imagine if poort wins lol

pies will get refballed over the line just like last week

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umps came out and said none of the decisions were wrong lad xD

>you implied your fat

Are you the abo by any chance?

*monkey noises*

>Rozee

my imouto in this vn has such good taste lads. really want to boink her

Konami?

Just had our second red card and 5th or so yellow in the reds game
Currently 12 vs 14

trip on you pedo

kek
I’ll switch back at quarter time

do the pies still have that runner who cost them the grand final?

runners are gone cazzie

just watched the first episode of gup with her.
vndb.org/v19444

swapped back to the footy after port started scoring goals but might flip back to the rugby

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games over
Reds won by 5 in a meme game
Was positively schoolboy level at the end

have not watched a single second of rugby union since the last world cup

Grim. Haven't really felt Super Rugby in several years now. Feels like the level of competition is just really low and quality of games is piss poor. Looking forward to Rugby Championship, though.

based yet bluepilled

looks like someone’s been clawing at buckley’s face

>How can he have such adonis belt definition yet no abs at all?

You read nip or has it been translated? I'm reading Hoshi Oro at the moment.

No they're not you dumb cunt.

probably haven’t watched more than 10 minutes at a time since then

The disparity between the NZ sides and the rest of the competition is huge. Indeed, the disparity between the Crusaders and the rest of the comp is grim. You get one off surprises (like the sharks thing with the crusaders in churchie tonight) but nobody thinks the crusaders won’t win their third comp in a row this year
The RC at least has a bit of competition to it, but it’s still >NZwinslol: the competition

Pendles 25+ disposals IN

He Read that really well

comeback OFF

you’re going to have a tough time with Ryder’s goal

As long as Hoskin gets another or Ryder really gets it Sportsbet should have it ensured

I read Nip, but this is getting a translation by a fairly decent group.
nekonyansoft.com/progress

Just looked that up and it sounds pretty good, you enjoying it?

Yeah, that's basically what put me off. Actually watched the Sharks game today and was enjoying it heaps. I just forgot the usual story of teams always choking in the last few minutes against NZ.

Agreed about the NZwindslol but i still feel like you get much better games even when NZ wins. Plus the exceptions are glorious. Like when the Boks beat them last year
youtube.com/watch?v=yLYHfo19pgo

what does that mean?

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that was an elite game, especially because I watched that and then the return game (when NZ won on the last kick of the game) with an aussie and a saffer
Unfortunately Aus seem to be stuck in mud and have been since 2015.

>Just looked that up and it sounds pretty good, you enjoying it?

It's pretty basic but has lots of feel good stuff so I like it.

Kiwi and a saffer, I mean

ahh that's cool

>Poort with the "fake a comeback then capitulate"
straight out of NORF's playbook

>Called the Reds
>Get a Red card
what did they mean by this

Yeah, I don't have much hope for Aus this world cup although we tend to step up at world cups for what ever reason. Really wish we'd see some resurgence in union here but it seems to be getting worse every year.

I really like feel good stuff so I'll throw it in the backlock. Planning on reading a vn called Renai Kilometer next.

You lost boy?

I'm just rewatching it now, looks like an accident. pretty brutal anyway

actually the maroons at this point
One of the least popular sports by male playing numbers iirc. The governing body is either corrupt or incompetent (possibly both) and has lost all grassroots support to AFL and league

I'm convinced they're genuinely retarded. They literally made the decision to kill rugby union in WA not that long ago.

Brody's second goal is IN. Sportsbets INSURED

>friday night "blockbuster" is so bad that people are talkign about fucking rugby union instead
KEK the STATE of afl

And now SANZAAR cutting the other fan favourite underdog (Sunwolves) due to Saffer pressure

Not a fan of the low IP count, when will they unban Yea Forums?

what do you mean the maroons?
also how the fuck can you lose grassroots support to wifebeating and pissdrinking: the sport lmao
am I right in thinking that union is generally safer as well?

>union retards, weebs and cric nerds need to come to the THIRIVING community that is /afl/ to actually get a reply
kek

KEK

K E K

Never, just get everyone to join Aussie Broadband and quit giving money to the pajeet overlords

/rug/ runs /nrl/ runs /cric/ runs /afl/ runs /rug/

literal opposite of kek

I heard that Sunwolves were getting axed. Was really sad to hear but had no idea South Africa was pushing for it. Why did they?

RYDER PLEASE

>Ryder mark 25 out
IT'S HAPPENING

4channel was never banned

YES
>YES
YES
>YES
YES
>YES
YES
>YES
$300 LADS

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reds jersey is positively maroon at this point
we lost it to the pissdrinkers due to the incompetence/corruption of the governing body, the CEO is literally the one who fucked up the bulldogs and dipped
It’s probably safer but we’ve had a few bad instances of schoolboy players getting badly injured, can’t be good for the sport
based afl if i’m being honest, I played it for three years and still don’t know any rules

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travel/ time zones. setting up a franchise that far away was always going to cause issues, and they did it without any support of the local Japanese union body
Australia wanted to keep them because of all the Japanese sponsors they get

Congrats mate. Enjoy the free money.

Travel times and distances, SA rugby brings in the most tv revenue* and demanded the Sunwolves are either cut or pay a fee to remain due to the added distance SA teams have to travel. Zoom one hand it’s positive, because it returns the comp to the much more sane round robin format. On the other, everyone loves the Wolves
*revenue reports are probably bullshit due to the secrecy surround SA rugby’s finances

On one hand*

that CEO is fucking foul honestly what were they thinking recruiting her. It's such a bad look to see her in the media taking it up to Folau, it almost makes me sympathise with him
What is wrong with picking someone actually involved in the sport, poaching an NRL club CEO is bad under any circumstances but she just seems a cancer

Ah, yeah that's understandable to be honest. I remember zome prominent voices in Aus and NZ rugby already complaining about having to travel to SA because it kills tv ratings for those games here.

How come Jaguars are safe?

roaming brian and emoji game still to come lads

no idea. tb h I'm just a cazzie and is based off what I read in the news and in /rug/. I've always thought the jaguars are a stupid choice given how far away they are and the time zones are even worse than Japan, no idea how they go back to a proper round robin with them still in it

BT will have to resist the urge to say "poof" when down in the Collingwood rooms.

Her whole family is literally all league background, dunno what the fuck they’re were thinking
They actually win (finals last year + multiple wins away in Aus, SA, and NZ), plus the team is like 80% of the national team

REV UP 5AA

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Umps haven't interfered [pretenditalicsexist]too[/pretenditalicsexist] much this match

They basically haven't since the shambles that was ANZAC day la

>completely fuck up last week's decisions
>give your self a pat on the back this week in the form of the "umpire community appreciation"

execute all umproaches

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they've been good I've thought, only watched like half the match tbf

have an anal hemmerhoid lads :(

Get well soon Jamie :(

>BT is a Collingwood supporter
dropped

getting your flags and banners professionally silk-screened for the cheer squad is gay as fuck and definitely unAustralian

>tfw torn between these two

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reckon Rockcliff is massively overrated

lol

Rev up 7 in a few minutes m80s for the Roaming BT goodness 7plus.com.au/live-tv

who else has got that winning feeling?

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really hope they show the emoji game as well

Congrats m8

give us a rundown of your winnings multiGOD

Sorry didn't mean to jinx it kek, just settle for the 30 cent cones tomorrow

margin is 39 points, wonder what he did

so close lad

who Will Cox come in for?

when does 5AA start taking calls?

A CHUNKY $285 profit on the multi you've seen above (when Sportsbet pays it out they're still shook). Sadly De Goey missed a couple so the Ladbrokes @4 deal didn't come through but the other safe multi of Pies/Giants/Tigs is just that much safer. Hope others make some cheeky multis in the future or follow /afl/'s elite ones, provided they can throw away a couple of buckaroos for fun.

William Cox may refer to:
Bill Cox (runner) (1904–1996), United States Olympic medallist
William D. Cox (1909–1989), American businessman and sports executive
Billy Cox (baseball) (1919–1978), American Major League Baseball middle infielder
Bill Cox (American football) (1929–2017), former American football end
Bill Cox (baseball) (1913–1988), American Major League Baseball pitcher and Illinois state legislator
Bill Cox (golfer) (1910–1985), author and professional golfer at Fulwell Golf Club from 1946 to 1975
William Samuel Cox (1831–1895), Australian racecourse owner, namesake of the Cox Plate
Bill Cox (footballer) (1880–1915), English football centre forward
William Cox (wrestler), British Olympic wrestler

for me its William Samuel Cox (1831–1895), Australian racecourse owner, namesake of the Cox Plate

is this kid dying?

reckon I'll do some multis but I'm worried you're a betting industry plant with some juicy inside knowledge

they diagnosed him as aboriginal

audibly laughed

yeah terminal brain tumour. making me tear up

hope bt doesn't interview the kid

>BT using social and emotional intelligence
this isn't the autistic BT I signed up for

>not going straight to the father
wtf

is every team going to bring in a dying kid so they don't have to talk to BT now

Kek I wish, used to be a clueless mug till just recently but only started this degeneracy a few years ago. Just doing them over and over starts to pay off every now and then, maybe tonight was a lucky one-off, but as long as the picks are logical and you can back them up with stats off the site/watching the matches winning these frequently isn't out of the question.

based big brained Darcy not wanting to catch a brain tumour

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to be fair he made a beeline right to the father and wanted to join the huddle next to him. Darcy already got the HIV anyways

he's worried his head will cave in if it's touched at the wrong angle

it seems with the one leg failing caveat it's pretty forgiving

Dons on Sunday lads, cashhhh it $$$

Yeah that's another big part of it, abusing any offers/promos the bookies provide. Sportsbet is extremely generous but they've regressed that promo to just Fridays and Saturdays so no safety on Sundays. Ladbrokes usually has a few decent ones every now and then but they have limits to what you can stake so almost pointless at times but up to whatever you can find and afford really.

love melbourne
love afl
love coffee
love refugees
love feminism

hate based nrl

kek at Cox's new ausmalian mongrel accent

>BT with the maximum exposure on dying kid and BSA Cox

>getting rejected by Nathan Cuckley
bottom of the barrel tb h

thinks bucks was scared that bt would ask him why he got cucked by a bbl player

how much pussy you rekon that guy would slay just on his accent alone, jelly as fuck.

>just one quickie

>NRLel player loves AFL
The conversioning is coming lads

How did Jay not chafe himself without undies

nothing can beat the port adelaide BT last week

>that kino zoom in on "alternate"
BT confirmed for hating hippie poofs

>"He's getting weirder"
Tell that to yourself kid-interviewer

looks like Westhoff has been crying his eyes out

>he isn't watching based Up The Guts featuring Lawrence Mooney
youtube.com/watch?v=yfyduoeZeCY

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>pies next 4/5 are place at the MCG

>he isn't watching the Emoji Game

why can't Hamish loosen up

resentful he will always be in Gil's shadow.

>tfw AFL site doesn't have a whacky headline any more, just a generic title
Zzzz

was that Beams kissing Elliott a bit in the outro

>Pootraca almost drowning himself

Peter Mayhew was an absolute champ. What a shame.

odd time for a straffpost

Imagine unironically posting in a Bitcho thread. Cassie central

lol

new thread:

lol

I specifically made the thread with an image of your species, please post in there rather than here.

PIE GODS

THERE IS ONLY

PIE GODS

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Morning m80s

I'm sorry, did we not defeat you the past tfour times, twice on your home deck, twice a smashing?

stay mad (^:

Who's 'we'? Just scanned the top 8 and can't find a team that fits that description

>already archived
gorefag BTFO

Getting a bit carried away with these multis but the genuine bet should be favourable as long as the Saints don't upset

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yo my tiggas dem bulldogs finna get dabbed on

>hawks are $1.71 to win
literally free money
there's rain as well and the demons literally struggle to keep their heads above water

easing in slowly
how are we looking multigod? might bump up reid to 2

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the dees have literally been training all week for wet conditions and they are now fearing for there lives if they don't win the training is only going to get more dangerous. Put everything on the dees

Yeah Reid should probably get 2. Very good multi; efficient with good odds

iggie diggies

r o u t i n e
p r e m i e r s h i p

Reminder these posts are made by the social media teams of betting companies to get you to bet.

Reminder that gambling is a sin.
Proverbs 13:11: Wealth gotten by vanity shall be diminished: but he that gathereth by labour shall increase.

>He doesn't wage morally with betting on the side

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Reid with 2 bumps it up to 9.75 odds, he's a good bet with buddy out
and yeah surprised Rayner is at 2.4
tempted to put Robinson at 25 disposals because I believe he can go back to back but I'll just leave it at 3 legs
fuck off back to /rug/ Folau

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>dees are playing the suns at home next week
i-if they lose this is Goodwin going to set a pack of iced up bogans on them at training

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i put the stove on at max but forgot to light it, now the house is filled with gas

was this for like 15 minutes. should i go outside or is it fine? cant really smell it up here in my room

air out the kitchen for a half hour you mong

Open your windows at least, especially in the kitchen

decided to lit it and now explosion or fire just feel a bit weird

anyone fancy a half week in pattaya say late july?

ill shout the tendies at hooters tbqhwy

BrisGODS

$17 million kek

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Basedbane tbqh lads.

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whats for lunch?

Just spread some butter on two crumpets and called it a day

For me, it's chicken katsu sushi and a 375ml Pepsi Max.

love reaction

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just copped like $40 of snack plus some vodka so gonna be a big day

TL note: Coniglio means "rabbit" in Italian

metho diluted in milk, mi goring noodles

Indian girl not at Dan's for the third week in a row lads

lads I NEED some fucking meth right the fuck now I swear

kek, hope you itch all night you junkie cunt

Cannot fathom being this much of a mental midget

Can't believe how shit the Saints and Demons are lads

Will you ask her out next time?

seriously just fold Melbourne, absolutely worthless club. they are DOOMED

lol no i'm a bitch, not unless she knows me something that's well above and beyond the level of customer service

Will never happen to a foundation club sadly.

I blocked an escort on my phone yesterday because her meth was pure shithouse. I don't have any other connections, so DNM from here on out.

fuck I just know I'm going to unblock her

taking mum to the movies

don't do it lad

don't listen to him, taking your mum to the movies sounds nice

>aints

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>shit kilda

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ded

Is Nash any good

hope Mumford yocks some cunt

Regression Towards The Mean: The Round.

heard he got r*ped in the summer of 92

grim

Funny how Lyon always reverts to his Triple M Radio Commentary style every now and then.

Petracca should spend less time drowning in pools and hanging out with Ben Simmons and more time learning how to kick a football.

gumbag :DDDDd

Question. Why did Sam Murray get a 2 year ban for cocaine use but Mumford got a 1 week suspension?

he was using peds though

were Mumford's pics ever confirmed as coke? I only saw a couple reports but they stressed "unspecified white powder"

ALL MY EXES LIVE IN TEXAS

you playin san andreas lad?

because menthol isn't cocaine

nope, quake 3 live arena

Chucking away a $100 bonus on Ladbrokes on this for keks, again probably pushing it but fuck it the odds are immense

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Those Heeney odds seem quite high, think rayner probably lets you down though.

THE ELITEMONS HAVE BEEN AWAKENED

>Just survive against the blues because of the umpires
>Now getting pummelled by "elite"mon
They'll probably get out of this an umpire assisted win. Roaches always do.

MelBIN choke will happen

Literally walked away for a few minutes and now the Hawks are in front.
FUCKING FUMING.

kek what a bitch

>not 50
rigged

>umpire fuck up again
execute all umproaches

GAMMON HAWKS

Can't wait for the umpires to come out and defend that decision.

BACK UNDER THE FRIDGE

>Non-officiating umpire with a free kick
>It's going Hawthorn's way
Going to turn off the radio and pretend the roaches lost.

>free kick hawthorn
top kek they don't even give a fuck anymore they just want "heartracing finishes"

I don't get the Eddie hate, if you look at him as just an average dude who loves footy and speaks what he's thinking during the call he's great value.

you are fucking retarded, dont reply to me again fucktard

>Harmes is gonna take hore deep

>Lelbin stalling

>Not scoring a point to mean you at least draw
Melbourne to get cucked by a point.

>Free Hawthorn
IT'S HAPPENING.

>"""Chad""" Wing """guard"""

wankgard

triggered faggot

get fucked Wingard

Did he shit himself at the end?

Based Elitemons

*AHEM*
FUCK HAWKROACHES AND FUCK UMPROACHES

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eat shit Wingard

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AW YEAH IM EDDIE AND I OVER EXAGGERATE EVERY LITTLE FUCKING THING SO THAT RETARDS ON Yea Forums THINK I AM A GOOD COMMENTATOR

CAUSE I'M IN TOO DEEP

cringe

t. collingpood cuckstomer

was the hawks v dees match kino? missed all of it

Basedbane lads

Got better the longer it went on

based humour cluggage

looking good mate

Yeah, Cameron to score is IN. Also hoping the other betlad gets his way

that's me haha
looks like their defenders are crowding out Rayner a bit

Reckon he at least gets 1, at least

yeah still confident. he almost got that good mark in front early

BrisGODS on Making the 8 watch

what is wrong with these commentators
>you should be able to chop the arms with Hipwood because he's so tall

HipGOD to score is IN. Easy ones out the way now so it really begins here.

If the Lions keep it up at least that leg is gonna make it in a cinch

Are Sydney, dare I say it, finished?

Just seething manlets, nothing out of the ordinary
While we are on the subject though high contact shouldn't be paid on manlets

HipGOD is going to destroy that nigger

>Roos and Brown bullying Huddo
kek

>Sliding your mouthguard into your sock

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he sounded pretty butthurt over that where did you play bit

lol

>umpires appreciation round

new thread

>44 posts early
get fucked mong. I'll make a decent one around 480

>not having the big o taking contested markets in the goal square
low iq footy

Make a new thread when we're on page 10 m80s

No rush m8

lol

fuck off, you're just faggots who have posted in this thread very recently and want a a reply, kys

I literally created the first ever /afl/ thread

seething freshcunt how you been mate

if it wasn't for the fact he is collingfilth, he would be pretty based

you're dumb and don't understand what I am saying, don't reply back mong

would like to see the suns get up tonight tbqh

>No time ticking away on this lineup

how could you possibly tackle Hewett there without getting him in the back

they're 10:1 odds kek, think it's the longest odds this season

yeah I get it, just realize he's a one eyed supporter in a position of power and says dumb shit all the time. He's one of us honestly, just wants to go the footy with his sons and sperg out.

They're not THAT bad tbqh

coming off that Lions loss I reckon they are
but yeah reckon it's worth a cheeky 5er

Yeah, can you stop fucking samefagging every single time a new post is posted in the new thread? Thanks, dipshits.

the real new thread hasn't been created yet, freshie

absolutely seething

don't worry ladies I'll make the new soon

You know you'll get called out if you wait only 30 seconds, so you wait 60. Pathetic.

There's no point cunt, the 500 limit will be reached with me and the other fuckhead, not actual /AFL/ talk.

you ABSOLUTE freshcunt, the countdown on Yea Forums is 60 seconds
it's a coincidence anyway, no way you can post under 61 seconds

This is THE thread.

i've crafted one already lad you can get next, as we are such a THRIVING community

>retards arguing over who will handle the new theads in a THRIVING community

based but retarded at the same time.

That there is the thread to migrate to once this shitty thread reaches 500

here you go buddies

Shan't be posting in any new threads until this reaches page 10

Nup, 26 seconds too late faggot.

we're taking this to 1000 freshies

>We're only 4 months away from September
How the fuck

put some effort in you fucking mutts, migrate when ready.

b-but the sneedatore pic triggers the freshcunt

>still posting threads early

>WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE
Goodwin chants as he plunges Petraccas head under water
>BUT RISES AGAIN...
Goodwin chants as Petracca desperately claws at Goodwins arm. Goodwin unfazed continues
>HARDER AND STRONGER

reckon we need about five more threads in the catalogue before this one reaches 500

Heeney to score is IN

This thread is the most comprehensive

where's the /ovensandmurrayleague/ thread?

someone make a new thread

>Brisfade

let's get this badboy to 500

...

now what?

1000

Now we go and eat dinner

nearly there

mum made rice and chicken

>mum made rice
Same m8