San Jose Sharks @ Colorado Avalanche Gamethread

t. vegas

Attached: 1556298440213.png (725x684, 354K)

Go bing bing wahoos

the bar i'm at is showing bombston @ poolumbus, wat do?

hope for boston injuries

Hope for OT because it would be kino

praying for carrer ending marchand injury rn

>stream playing bombston/cucklumbus instead of shorks/bing bings

imagine having to listen to "12 year old girl voice" kendall one night and dave "nails on a chalkboard" randorf the next

god I want the shorks game to play already wtf

lads, this is no good without Randy "Touchdown" Hahn

Columbus owns either of these pusy teams

but it is playing?

>team got btfo so hard canadian channels are already showing the shorks game
kek

this tbqh

if jumbo scores a hat trick i'll shit in my hand at the bar i'm at

He probably lost his voice

Reporting in from the CBJ and Bruins threads

TED EXPLAIN IT TO ME

HATE not hearing based randy

>Canadian broadcasters are incompetent
Obviously or they wouldn't be in canada

Attached: 1525322584683.jpg (519x413, 83K)

How will the refs help the Sharks this time?

t. desert dwelling methhead

Who is schmexier? Brent Snrub or Erik Twinksson?

by forcing the opposing team to give up 4 goals in 4 minutes

oh wait, they don't have that ability? only an overrated garbage team can pull that off? who knew!

Ted is a guy from Ohio with a HUGE and GORGEOUS Phallis that fucked /hoc/ until they loved him

hey that's how i found my wife

shorkies

Attached: 1556083459448.jpg (720x1017, 57K)

>4 goals in 5 minutes
can feel you seething from another country

cute and funny

LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO

based and choke pilled

reddit shit, dont worry about it
based bruins will be ridding us of them shortly

>shorks

Attached: 1463883999062.webm (500x362, 717K)

dubs decide what kind of shot i order twice

Where's Kendall?

fireball

Stay scared pusy

poo

Blowjob

penicillin

Beam

pickleback

Tequila

Sharks are NOT a reddit team

Attached: bng-l-sharks-0417-20.jpg (620x436, 119K)

malort or failing that jagermeister the official shot of the nhl

A flaming homer

Johnny Walker Blue

Cheapest Vodka

Let's go Sharkies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Attached: image.jpg (474x663, 41K)

151

9mm

absinthe

Everclear

Baileys from a shoe

Attached: seriously.jpg (411x343, 31K)

lunch box

Attached: 0.jpg (1280x720, 103K)

Bleach

Cum

Extremely based post

9mm

semen in a cup

Bleach

>Sharks defense

Attached: crying[1].jpg (283x333, 25K)

Sailor jerry and rootbeer

we want a melkman goal

Water, stay hydrated friend, ethanol is a poison

Smegma

Rooting for the Avs desu

3 man commentary teams are unnecessary

For me, it's one line "teams" getting exposed in the post season.

Prairie fire

Blowjob

red headed slut
it's a shot i swear

Tit sweat

Bottom shelf tequila

Motor oil

Sperm from a local tranny

a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat

what is your assessment?

Stop

>organist playing limelight
based

151 rum

Dumb blonde is better

Yea Forums teams: broons, shorks
fag reddit teams: everyone else

Whiskey

water :DDDDD Aqua agua :D DDDD

Vegas fans tears

Malort

>sharks
Yes
>broons
He’ll no

>no dubs yet
holy hell is this a record bros

What percentage of the crowd is high right now?

bottom shelf gin

Remy Martin Louis XIII

This guy is never gonna get drunk

Vodka

im probably late but Pitbulls on Crack

water

All of them are at least a mile

how the FUCK did dubs take this long?

What is this based dubs poster?

Kahlua straight

Based

Fucking finally

aborted fetus

Attached: dead baby.jpg (800x1198, 60K)

Attached: 0509840.jpg (600x600, 35K)

What is it?

i agree with you user

Winrar

Re roll for vodka straight

Que?

½ shot Vodka
1 Lime
½ shot Jagermeister
½ shot Bacardi 151
½ shot Wild Turkey Bourbon

Smart answer, well played

Gross man

>scrub commentators

/hoc/ is slipping it took almost 10 minutes for doubles

these avs are kinda fast

Attached: 846-03165157en_Masterfile[1].jpg (353x450, 24K)

Very nice dubs, HOWEVER, check these

would you rather live in san jose or denver and why

Wew

did /hoc/ make new memes yet?

That's too many halves man

Saving digits to cuck other boards out of the important gets

It’s just a huge shot

It’s a big shot

For you

Pacific oysters > rocky mountain oysters

San Jose obviously. Warm all year.

4U

For you

Dubs decide what I jack off to.

t. casual zoomer

twitter.com/NHL/status/1124139039253323776

have you seen a pitbull on crack man?

9mm

I like Joe micheletti

cute

Tranny cumshot compilation

*dabs on u*

Pitbull on crack

randy hahn

video game erotica

Stop bitching that you can't get a promotion Claire

why do incels hate jumbo?

I have walked through the projects

Photo of your mom

christianxxx

john tavares

Pegging

TED

God I wish I was that glass...

based but only ironically

what the fuck is a pittbull on crack? this is a tiny bar with a newb tendie

Attached: 15568514939718821102843509177543.jpg (2576x1932, 1.03M)

PEDOS OUT

BASED JONES REDEMPTION ARC

J O N E S
O
N
E
S

Lucky guy

Nigger just do jaegerbombs

derpfoot

san jose weather and colorado DUDE would be best

This, it’s the OFFICIAL /hoc/ liquor

An thats how measles get spread and everyone dies.

pornstar suggestions la

Dubs decide what I order for food

looks like you decide sir

Digits say just order whatever has the highest alcohol content

You played yourself you getting dubs means water diet

is it ok if i just fucking order absynth instead of whatever based dubs poster told me to?

alina li

theres a 2nd version thats:
1 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1 oz Rumple Minze® peppermint liqueur
1 oz Jose Cuervo® Especial gold tequila

or do boilermakers

No, get jaeger

How’s the gay scene in Denver? Been thinking about seeing my Sharks play there.

What type?

>watching professional porn
cringe

tranny prosty

i busted more loads than i csre to count to that little chink

>overcrowded
>libbies everywhere
>beaners everywhere
>cost of living sky high
>dumb techies
>choker team

Is rather live in Las Vegas t b h

Faggot

jada stevens, remy lacroix, rachel starr, kristina rose, jenna haze, lexi belle, MIA KHALIFA

Not as good as vegas

Thanks boys

order everclear faggot

i love her weird football looking face

if you drink the water out of the toilet then you can consider your fee paid

what an absolute boring fucking series

fuck off paco, what about tequila

almost all those are retired now you know

You asked for this bitch

Where are all the big hits this playoffs?

>blink 182, now that was a band

Attached: 1525388794348.png (380x349, 77K)

i'm not about to use toilet water shorks guy's trick, he trademarked that shit

kathryn macgregor

Tequila is for women, real men drink mezcal, but since you are Canadain drink Tequila

it's been ok
bruins and blowjackets sets the bar pretty high

I love everything about her, even the trashy tattoo

>thta one vid woth her and marica hase
hnng

i thought the boomer generation was more around glam rock 80s

Dubs decide what I reply

Attached: 34EE37FF-7BF7-451E-8A95-E90D3E9680A2.png (750x1334, 198K)

Shorks is an absolute boring fucking team.

i'm ok with watching reruns

when do you start your diet

Not bad anything going on

SUM 41 was better

>just watching hockey
>what are you up to

do you watch hockey

>retired
Porn stars don't "retire." Senior Vice-Presidents retire. Professional athletes retire. Only people with respectable jobs can retire. Porn stars get used up and thrown away into the gutter.

why are you so angry pedro? got turned around at the border?

Post tis bitch

Based

Send feet pics.

>watching the mighty ducks and trying to learn how to knuckle puck

horny as yo momma

"Show me your cock"

>rags

What sort of faggot intermission show is going on in cucklorado?

Do you wanna go to arbys?

you look like my sister but bigger haha

Because you are ordering faggot drinks man, if you go to a bar you order shit that will fuck you up and have fun.

would you be my girlfriend?

not those ones. they made more money than most people will ever see, and have found themselves in highly equitable situations where they don’t work

I just wanted to tell you how much I appreciate you as a person

I have small penis

>drinking is only meant to fuck you up
>you cant enjoy your drinks as well

juat drink straight fukken ethanol then

Horny, what sum fuck?

I’m chilling with my friends watching hockey

i get it, on a side note, have you ever eaten poutine?

Nigger you stole my dubs and with a shitty response

>implying those whores won't blow (see what I did there?) their earnings on crack

Are you a beaver? Cuz dam

dubs of truth wetback

ayy mama lemme eat yo ass

Attached: 761.png (1361x802, 38K)

based trying to get him friendzoned

nah man, but I have seen it posted around and it looks bad, does it taste better then what it looks like?

WANNA GET RAILED BEHIND BURGER KING?

Attached: D5nFTefUwAAdz7O.jpg (1024x768, 125K)

Absolutely based
I want that shirt

it looks like shit but it's a heavenly feeling once it hits your tastebuds, i highly recommend it if you ever come up here

Pretty good, I need to go to church for confession but being in an Abbey is good enough

arent the sharks the last team to get reverse swept out of the playoffs?

Boughta be the canes

Boys wtf we need dubs

Attached: 237CF5B7-2AB3-4EFF-BFD1-4840A75A92EF.png (750x1334, 218K)

they have something similar in australia. it a weird ‘truckstop cafe’ food. they drench fries in brown gravy and melted cheese

Savage

ever seen a two inch erection
would you like to

this should be the official /hoc/ uniform
I want you to choke on my dick like tampa bay choked in the ploffs

Well you have your answer

nigga you just got trips

winrar

Attached: 15568527068741414268665711383267.jpg (4032x1920, 2.79M)

ok fren, I'll take your word

Meet me at the McDonald's parking lot I got a surprise for you

Hey baby you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat

wasted.

is it good down under? quebec poutine is unironically one of the best things i ever ate

Attached: 31BA64EE-149C-4979-9FD1-6FD18208E8D0.png (750x1334, 245K)

It’s happening

Attached: chippah.jpg (600x600, 46K)

>Pls respond

She looks like a pig desu

Man the harpoons

Nice Jay and Silent Bob reference

rolling for >pls respond

Lets go Avalanchies!!!

its fine for shitty cheap fast food. a lot of places have similar things to poutine but they never use the curds, similar shit can be found in fish and chip shops over englsnd

Send that bitch a smiley face

Bitches love smiley faces

based

Attached: 1521494218287.gif (235x240, 1.93M)

It’s a 4channel watches some dude talk to a bot on tinder episode

whoops meant to send that to my homie tyrone

pretty weak call

send her a picture of Teds stubby cock

winrar

dilly dally

Delivered

wish >rags fans would delivar so fast and lick bench

here and Yea Forums is blue but when i go to Yea Forums it's all red what gives?

tell her you'll suck her dick for tree fiddy

More entertaining then the game

You’re probably having a stroke

Means you’re banned from a board if it’s red

thinking of visiting mexico, what do you recommend nacho user

dubs and you ask her what that stinky starfish smells like

what a godawful series, no one in this thread is even paying attention

You know the drill

Attached: 5F2411F9-5A4E-4E3A-85CD-22E0E839E378.png (750x1334, 231K)

You won a prize

this is the worst game wll playoffs

Just sniffed my own fingers after jamming them in my ass. wbu?

I meant *nips

just texted OP's mom and she sent me pix of her boobs lol

i said nigga you just got trips

getting too cute with the passing

don’t worry about that, so how you doing?

Boobs. Lol.

Dont be afraid of the chocolate bunny

Oh sorry I was replying to my stepson, he’s half black

You know the drill, sharpie in pooper

it's an epic internet maymay haha you probably wouldn't get it

you gotta cut down on the chow, honey

bing bings will win. cap this

gottem

somebody score

Attached: 1505802167055.png (774x590, 30K)

Attached: 469.gif (400x303, 1.83M)

Kek

top kek

oh it is nothing also observe my dubs

This.

Depends where you go, North is all red meet, central is carnitas de puerco, close to the coasts is fish, south I have no idea never been there

Attached: 04C30CE1-D017-4315-A86B-12824990297C.png (750x1334, 317K)

I'm actually watching this game, it's not bad at all

based

well that was quite rude to be quite honest with you user

And im not talking about them chinks over in chinatown

mad lad

There's a hockey game going on?

what game

shark's play with peepee time

It's what /hoc/ is trying to do, don't you see...

Ok this is epic

fuck mexico

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

Wow this game is boring...
Tell me...
Would it not he more entertaining had the refs not thrown Vegas out of the playoffs?

Vegas is far more entertaining than the sharks are.

Fuck sweden

FACTS

Yeah it’s a good one desu

Based refs

>the thornton family
looks like a kino sitcom

I like her smile :)

I used to love watching hockey because of the small amount of ads that were played, due to the pace of the game. Now, there are ads all the fucking time and they have to do the half-screen bullshit and the, "diiissss is da toyota suck-and-fuck replay!" Fucking gay.

bing bing

If the Avs score on the pp during this game I'll post my sack

Attached: 1536856966449.png (514x514, 220K)

Refpuck, you old friend, I was wondering when you'd decide to show

She’s onto us lads

Attached: FE90D9B0-4C6C-4989-AE6E-CE69954B573A.png (750x1334, 310K)

Damn avs playing really good but let's go SHORKIES

EK65 redemption train DERAILED

hey leaf did that hamplanet respond yet? i'm tired

Inb4 makeup penalty call on the avs

she's knows what you're talking about...

I'm talking about 2 things: Your dick. My mouth. Know what I'm sayin', bitch?

fuck you calvert hope burns kills you againn

>Being mad at a country

But it's very entertaining to see Golden Showers mad desu senpai

talking about getting pucks deep and shots on net

maddest lad out there

Attached: images.jpg (248x203, 6K)

>mfw Pierre will never press my mute button

I'm saying you are fat

hit the gym, flabby abbey

Wanna fuck?

I don't like this new trend of sack posting

Im talkin bout practice

Tell her you want to fart on her face.

this chad at work told me about his tinder tactics today and he straight up puts in the bio that hes looking for fun and out of a relationship and its like a 95% success rate

WINRAR

Hoping Burns suffers a compound fracture

Sorry, it was for a drinking game, but I know another way we can have fun

Attached: 1462495835375.jpg (1111x597, 379K)

>my wifes son absolutely loves when they play the sound!!

Attached: 1546572473714.jpg (1094x1600, 95K)

nice

absolutely based

basado

Aves arena plays "1up" tone after getting a PP. How cute. Do they also play the theme song from Dora the Explorer when they score a goal?

Really like seeing people sacks. Not even gay (bi). Just think it’s fun.

BING BING

Attached: bing.png (299x276, 5K)

Attached: ACCB13CA-6E81-4E1C-A74A-3A71E703C0E9.png (750x1334, 329K)

Don't worry I won't have to, >our pp is so bad

Attached: DU6qEmhVMAArA19.jpg (1186x1020, 226K)

They're just called open fractures now

CAN I GET A BING-BING

DO IT

and fuck niggers

it is better 4 on 4 desu

Excuse me miss, but do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesse Puljujärvi?

the sad thing is that it is probably just a poor camera angle. THis bitch gon suicide

I hope it's his femur too so he can't play again

That was quick

Attached: 954E8BB6-9BBE-4540-88DA-0D9736745E82.png (750x1334, 366K)

oh man.

I kind of feel bad now

great post

Attached: 1554577130107.jpg (202x204, 11K)

BASED JONES

ROASTIES BTFO

sorry my friend had my phone, but i also think you're fat

I miss the salmon sisters.

guys did you hear about this guy named mckinnon.
the nhl hasn't mentioned him at all this game.

>88
brent gonna get bent

BASED

i meant that in a positive way

It sure would be great if Gabby "Cheap Shot Artist and Overall Cunt" got his throat slashed by one of his teammate's skate.

I bet you could suck the hitch off my trailer.

KEK

Attached: 1555361452554.png (509x505, 250K)

tell her about the risk invasive species pose to our environment

Attached: CE9C952F-5777-418D-B52B-D0FDA3157EFB.png (750x1334, 378K)

smells like incels in here lads.

Hey don't worry, I wouldn't have brought it up if I wasn't into that

...

wow these refs are FUCKING HIGH

Attached: 1524969345769.jpg (623x350, 31K)

Is that what you say when someone brings you a salad

kek

COPE

you misspelled cow

Clearly you couldn't raise a virgin's penis.

*dabs*

this Martin Jones redemption arc is very badly timed my fellow bing bings

I've never been in a hockey thread before ask me anything

oh man dont kill her

based stacy shitting all over this incel with poor upbringing

Open fractures of the femur require high energy trauma like motor vehicle collisions or falls from height

it seems you were too sheltered to understand banter, poor user

i oike this post more

kek

I’ll do this if we don’t get some fast

What's it like not being white?

A

Gonna need a picture of your sack.

BASED

what the FUCK are you doing here?

im white, just never got into hockey enough to follow closely. thought i would support the avs tonight though

Shit get. Fuck stacy

Dont make me raise my fist

I hope a spotlight crashes on him

I love all Stacey's fuck incels

banter implies two people jabbing at one another. this is just user being a bully. :(

bing bing wahoo

i've got those big heavy nuts

supporting the avs im from CO

based

FUCKING

go back to Yea Forums for get shit, faggots.

based and i've-got-something-in-my-front-pocket-for-youpilled

B I N G
I
N
G

BIG MACKS

Another of her pics

Attached: 203F83D4-95CF-4016-AD42-98E737BF4878.png (750x1334, 2.83M)

BING BING
WAHOO

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

BASED MACKINNON + MAKAR GOAL

Fuck

FINALLY

OH NO NO NO NO

>I LOVE NATHAN MACKINNON WAHOOOOO

Attached: 1523067956323.jpg (358x410, 15K)

she's bantering with us, she brought up poor upbringing, it's fair game

ya know what? i would.

Gary Bettman approves of the Aves winning tonight. More Game 7s = More League Revenue.

Nathan mackinnon is the best halifax moosehead

big daddy mack boyos

burns with shit handeye coordination

WOOP WOOP

The fact that the avs have the grow sound from Mario for the end of their power plays is kino

absolutely based

Attached: 1526531610904.gif (800x600, 144K)

>Anyone hating Crosby's butt buddy
cringe

>my wife's son loves going to Aves games to hear the woop woop and the mario sounds!

Attached: 86s1610ntjm11.png (416x435, 114K)

any poutine in sweden?

Pierre can't contain his orgasms

Remember that one time the shorks did anything relevant

lol Pierre askin DeBoer about mackinnon right before the goal

Good man

haha i hate all those things

>21 years old? more like 21 kgs overweight

OMG WHAT A GOOD GAME! :D

Attached: GO KNIGHTS GO.jpg (1200x788, 258K)

no parle francais

LADS

Attached: 6AF0366F-8C69-4C6C-B69A-DED232493F2A.png (750x1334, 3.2M)

STAR WARS!

Attached: SOY WARS.gif (800x371, 105K)

only relevant thing about shorks was when user drank toilet water

KNIGHTS/AVS NATION RISE UP!!!
GO KNIGHTS GO! :D

honestly ive been waiting to watch a game where this happens, i dont know why

san jose will now go on a 4-0 run

I CAN MAKE YO HANDS CLAP

poutine means "soggy french fries with garbage on top"

Why is there so many interracial and incest videos propped to the front page on porn tubes?

What are they trying to tell us?

I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAP

ah the convenient goal off its moorings

You wouldn't make it 5 minutes in the bay area

correct wording would be "je ne parle pas français"

i matched with an 18 year old thicc blonde girl but instead going to try and eat her asshole instead of calling her fat

Gross piercings

Those tits are nice, but the extreme close-up has me thinking she's hiding the fact she's a landwhale.

LADS YOU HAVE DISTURBED THE SHORKS

PING

leaf, I usually hate your kind. But if we play the dubs game with this chick I will actively try my best to get you laid.

they show videos that are related to your search and viewing history lad

no way shes into white dudes

Never thought someone would pierce the middle of their top lip. Weird.

2bh I don't think Thornton deserves a cup
At least with guys like Bourque and Ovechkin they at least set franchise records outside of "most games played"

avs = soul
sharts = soulless

Let’s go lad

Attached: E50B30C0-10CC-4CE2-A211-E3AA6D0AAF85.png (750x1334, 523K)

let's get user laid, lads

The avalanche don’t deserve shitty wojak posting

But I've never been to these sites before. How do they know?

I know it wasn't correct but I couldn't be bothered to look it up, cut me some slack I've never studied french in my life.

i'd never go there

>be new englander
>everyone hates us in every sport because of the fucking Patriots
>don't even really like sports, only care about the Bruins and Celtics

Attached: 594lqdheu2m11.jpg (1920x1080, 296K)

hey there ;)

hitler did nothing wrong

based

US Army: GOYIM WANTED

Attached: 4434004-t7.jpg (200x112, 8K)

Ask her if her(his) dick is pierced

hey slut

vietnam fucking shit

sounds like a very french canadian thing lad

hey beautiful, i like your piercing

Sup mama

i eat ass

jumbo is one of the all time assist leaders in league history you smelly zoomer

water under the bridge user, what's a typical swede thing i should try before the week ends?

Carolina Hurricanes are the best. Will win cup.

Lmao woman are dumb

Attached: F7FF8F14-E8DB-4320-A0CC-8688E884EAED.png (750x1334, 398K)

bulju :DDDDDD

wanna poop back and forth?

make a new thread right fucking now!

Dubs decides my Sims 3 new baby's name.

into hockey?

Say you are into fat chicks

Yeah "one of"
And that's literally because he's played for two fucking decades, it's not likes he's getting an assist per game

"I bet I have a bigger dick than you"

>no piercing

We need white Sharia now.

New

FUCK OFF ABBEY

Attached: mJorCot.jpg (925x925, 256K)

come on son, the dude used to get 60+ a season and nesrly broke a hundred assists

hey babe. haha like the pig XD

Pussy

strong responsible defensive play-

Accident

Show toothbrush

The abortion didn't take

No everyone hated the Celtics and bruins before the patriots were worth a shit. You’re either young or a complete >lifelonger

what traits do they have?
fuck it, call em Slappy anyway

FAAAAAAARRRRRTTTTTT holy fuck that felt good

>rags

Love NBC trying to defend that hold “Just playing physical”

dubs and shorks win da cup

yeah boi

Let's see Matthews make that hit

Oh fuck yea

why would you post a naked Kirisu for? Naked nerds aren't hot