Here it is. Enjoy.
CBJ v BOS game thread
First for OP is fucking dumb
this thread sucks
First for Marchand getting 3 penalties tonight
teds
>ruins
One more for the road
Enjoy the game Go Jackets
Teds don't pay debts
BJ'S will get a pity power play over him and they should happy with that.
she needs to eat a burger
let's get it on
How does Columbus Ohio have a hockey team again I bet they can’t even spel hockey
lifelong ted since yesterday
AWWWAH YEA.
Le-et's get it awn
All Teds report, from what part of Ohio are you from?
Cambridge here
>It is not even 0-0
alright hockey's great but why the fuck are skyline chili commercials so unnerving
teds crowd is based
what is this gay techno music?
houston via pataskala learned how to.skate on the ice haus
whoever wins this game will be playing the canes in the ECF
Columbus (Indiana though but close enough)
Who here stands and sings along to the anthem every game?
MUST WIN GAME DESU
Not at home
DISGUSTENG
why dis "red" only a boomer name?
whoever wins this game will also win game 4
(invariant check -- pass)
Elwood is about to die
Fuck CBJ gonna lose since they have a presentation. Stats don’t lie. Screenshot this.
Holy crap Teds, that was an abysmal moment of silence. Embarrassing.
>Whooping during a moment of silence
What are pre-boomers called
Columbus near Westerville
EUGH that boil on his neck
based boomer
we will still post on /hoc/ when we are his age
luv me sum merica but I autistically change channel leave the room when it comes on and I'm married
LEO!!
I think bruins should forfeit the game out of respect for veterans
gross
Will he make it through the anthem bros?
Columbus - Victorian Village specifically
Based old veteran from ohio
>passing the flag around the arena
FUCKING BASED
millennials?
how many gooks do you think that guy killed?
Checked.
Fuuuck
...
>"shit im probably next"
springfield, but used to be from Dublin
Grandview here
Is the secret to Ted's success having these 100 year old boomers at the anthems?
We getting Buckeye Donuts after the game?
I actually feel bad they had the wheelchair ready for him
not until you forfeit your foreskin
The highest hill in central Ohio.
He fought in ww2 not in Vietnam
I’m sure he killed many nips
lmao tort busted his ass
already chanting for sandwiches
fuck marchand. biggest manlet punk in the league
"Now, who here is rooting for the good guys, the Teds? Show of hands.... NOW!"
Damn, I wish
When did fricking Columbus Ohio get a hockey team
back off jew
God I wish our anthem was that based.
For me it's Jolly Rodger Donuts.
like 10 years ago or something
nobody gave a fuck until this year
2000, brother.
PBJ PBJ PBJ
Are they done with the Big Dig in Boston? Never been there.
Weew
>weeweew
At the trade deadline.
>t. Casual
Literally twice as long as that, dumbfuck.
kek
They are the original 6
Just haven't won anything yet
most based spike tv show
Bluejackets and Wild will always have a special place in my heart because they joined the league the year I started playing minor hockey.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
UH OH TEDS
didn't ask
bad start
GET
FUCKED
SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
SCAARRRRRRR
Anyone want my cat?
OH NO NO NO
PASTA IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
> A pity power play for him getting a penalty
i thought it was an interesting little fact, lad
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
based pasta
OH NO NO NO NO NO
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
FUCK
Lel
playoffs bobrovsky has returned
Pasta la vista
tired of people memeing how great this crowd is. they literally havent faced any adversity during these playoffs, i'm pretty sure they havent even trailed. of course they're loud, everything's going their way
DONT POKE THE BEAR
why doesn’t my fucking NBC SN work in HD?
fucking trash ass network
>it was 0-0
Is tonight the night bob blows up?
Reminder that Columbus has never lost when they have the lead after the third
@92479066
(You)
some big hits in this game so far
lol worked faggot
fuck the tedditors and all meme franchises, god i cant wait for the ruins to rid us of all these zoomer/meme teams
that's not how it works. it is the opposite.
everything is going your way when you are loud
Its like three friends in section 112 I hate those guys because I hate when the Stars shout stars and shit like that
>blow up
>barely goes in
>mfw bob gets benched and the series becomes a >finnish goaltending duel
you forgot my (You), insecure little hill billy
Yeah I say just shoot it while it is asleep.
>is clearly wrong
>tries to say it was a joke
hahahaha, kys faggot
>13-18
>wanting 20 goals in a eastern conference playoff series
1-1 after the 1st
a must-win game for both teams, lads.
It’s okay I also wish 2001 was 10 years ago
a movable object vs a stoppable force, who would win?
Not him but I was surprised it was 2000 as well. Without checking wikipedia I would have guessed like '05. Honestly it's taken them way too long to become relevant.
seething hill billy, pay attention the game is on casual. i know this is your first season....
Boston pussies
>Pasternak still day dreaming even after scoring a goal
Is this guy retarded?
>brought my captain america shield to the game guys!
>hill billy
overused term. for me, its hayseeds or yokels
What are Boston fans always seething?
JUST
U
S
T
>he doesn’t even know hockey
Fuck off casual
You are the worst identifiable /hoc/poster to come around in a long fucking time.
this is the first time they've made it to the second round.
For me it’s nephson hick
agreed.
>mfw i have all the episodes for unlimited viewing and constant keks
its a shame he gave that shield & season tickets to his black friend to stay faithful
>le bugman meme at everything I don't like
BENALTY SHOT
its hill william to you sir
PENULTY SHOOOOOTT
PENALTU SHOT
the rat is RETARDED
PENULTY SHOT!!!
FUCK
not based
SAVE
terrible
WTF was that
dubs and a fan dies after getting hit by a wild puck
lmaoing SO HARD @ ted from akron
>marshit bailed out by a Finn
YIKES
hahahahahaha
the longest part of marchand is his nose
BASED BINLAND
Fuck Boston desu
>BURGER WON
>TEDS BTFO
SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Noooooooooooo
lmao
Fuck
BERGY SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
NOOoooo it's over Ted Nation
ooooofffff
STOP
STOP
THEIR ALREADY DEAD
J U S T
U
S
T
BURGERGOD
Wouldn’t be the first time at nationwide desu
>Bruins first line waking up
Nice knowing you, Ted's.
KEEP CALM AND...
BERGERON
SCARRR
EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY
OH NO NO NO
Yikes
>not afraid of fucking chara
based
OH NO NO NO
The most dangerous lead
ogre boston wins the series
I think the last time it happened in columbus a five year old girl died
Henlo Ted 7. There aren't a whole lot of Teds with coherent numbers. Recken we should collapse to lower unused numbers?
Boston is a thug bitch team
Chara is a useless retard that's only good at bullying people who aren't in a position to defend themselves
who /SIRTHOMAS/ here?
tedditors getting BTFO
ya hill billys are SIZZLIN
>The most dangerous lead
If they get one more point it will be a bad recipe for a comeback
>Ohio
>have ads for Mass Mutual AND Dunkin on the boards at center ice
Lol stay cucked flyovers
>leljackets
For all the daddies who lost their little girl, I'm donating myself
Lifelong Blue Jackets fan here. Thought that was tripping on Marchand? Why not 4 on 4 there?
even I do it, odd I don’t.
Jesus Rask really leans on the net. Literally every Ted possession he tilts the net "accidentally" with his skate.
Ah yes that explains why he's played over 2 full regular seasons worth of playoff games
I must have cum on my own face, it’s a bit crusty by my eye
SCARRRRRRR
HAH HAH TIME FOR BREAD
t.doesn't understand the rules
NOT SO FAST BRO
WE STILL WANT TO ROCK
SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
lol wtf just happened
Ah, not a blowout yet
So what the point is to get the ball into the hoop?
He's being smart. Brainlet refs never call delay of game for knocking it off the mooring
Oh... its going to be one of these games, itll be 6-5 in OT at this rate
PANERA MAN!!!
LET'S GET THIS BREAD, GUYS
NOT SO FAST BQSTQN
BASED
NOT SO FAST
BREAD >>>>> PASTA
no goal
puck went out of play
single-digit hockey IQ losing sight of the puck there
lmao what the fuck was that whole sequence
did that hit the netting?
what the fuck did i just say and none of you fucking faggot cunts even replied to me. i told you marchand was the smallest fucking bitch nigger in the league and what does he do - cause a fucking penalty. in the words of the wise kanye west, "if there's a little bit of bitchassness within you, then you need to correct that." and i completely fucking agree with that nigger. brad marchand is a punk fucking manlet. tryan a say ohhh i'm so tough I BENCH THREE THIRTY FIVE- nigga you a 5'7 ass nigga fuck outta here. i'm in virginia nigga STERLING virginia bring your bitch ass up here and get knocked the fuck out, I'll slap the fucking taste out of your mouth ok dont you EVER fucking talk to me like that
HAHAHHAHAHAH IT HIT OFF THE NET
>IT WAS 2-0
MEMES
LMAO GET FUCKED RUINS
They awaken.
Hahhahhahhahhah
Cry some more bitches
REFPUCK
> ace attorney music starts blaring
MAGIC
shall be a comfortable Theodores - Randalls in the ECF lads
Yeah
is that not reviewable?
Sauce
how was that not overturned
>Good goal.
Why wouldn't they review that?
That’s a very weak call
It would be a lot more believable if he didn't do it so much.
Wow I'm surprised Cassidy didn't challenge that
Guess Bett Man activated it.
Gary made the call Teds never stood a chance
they
Have
RISEN
they have risen indeed
>THE BEAR WENT BACK TO SLEEP
Some things aren't reviewable for some fucking retarded reason.
>no review
>make sure we go to overtime
You can't challenge that
Confidence and not wanting to lose a timeout most likely
>review
it was never challenged
good goal
>another breakaway
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>and then he told me boston would win this game
Nice “power” play
Coaches should be able to challenge literally any blown call that an official arena camera has a decent view of.
No
That play isn’t challangable because it was continuation of play
Ahhhhhh save us refs let us play pucks that we shouldn't be able to
based bread DABBING on boston rats
Teds about to win 4-3 in OT again
Based
t. dumb hill billy
>bragging about questionable goals
gets the noggin joggin
>dinosaur rule that came from tradition of when there used to be no nets and the puck would actually be out of play
I say they change the rules so there doesn't need to be a whistle every time it touches the net. Unneccessary addititing of extra whistles.
Let it go, user. The robo-referees will be among us soon enough
Bruins literally btfo now they only lead by 1 thank you refs!!!!
what did he just say
Hey guys, wanna stop wearing my signed Foligno jersey to game. Gonna buy an Adidas Jersey this weekend, quads decides the number and name on the back
Oh sweetie... Poor little snookums...
Wow, honey bunny redditeds really think they have this. Yikes... Sugarpuff, I got some bad news.
Never post again you fucking retard.
heemed
Heeeem
The absolute fucking state of divepuck
panera
WTF Let them play!
blow faggots are dirty as fuck
>lol we dont care good goal
Professional sports were a mistake
It was just elbowing bro
t. retarded hill billy
Bulju
It’s time to do the right thing and bury that rat fuck
nigger tier flop
Hurr Broons r durty teem
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA >pastashit
solid nhl play. nuhl tier penalty.
pasta is retarded
lol is pastrnak retarded?
“””””minor””””” penalty
this game is getting SALTY
>quads decides
>quads
Jesus, get over yourself. Take the first digits you get.
lol that faggot with the shield
Jesus the bruins are in shambles
It’s actually bad for Boston to have a pp its like reverse refpuck
Why are the players losing control of the puck aren't they professional players?
I would do much better
>rat in the trash
BASED
>can't review goal
>will review a penalty though
What's with this shitty sunbelt ice?
PBJ! PBJ! PBJ!
>take penalty
>get better scoring chances
RAT
IN
THE
TRASH
Pasta is a plug
(You)
Dumba
55
Singles and you just get KEK on it
Bruins are shook 5-3 teds
>Pasta
Why couldn’t pasta be this shit in round 1
saw that, GOAT sign
Boston fags absolutely seething
Just ate a whole pizza
>addititing
(you)
69
Seething up 1 lmfao
>5-3
>three 5s
It is confirmed
BOB BOB BOB
>as marchand misses a wide open net
based
big time save
>marchand
Based
Rat fuck got robbed!!!!!!!!!
ha ha
>boston pp
THIS IS BOB
SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT HIM
The more this game goes on, the more I think this guy might be on to something
Pooins are shook
The opioid crisis of Boston
RUINS ARE IN RUINS
total domination by the blue jays
Bombston in ruins right now
Yeah how much you pull on the deadlift dough?
The review system is fundamentally fucked
I've always thought you were elite even when the Caps mating press'd the Teds last year
BOB GOD BLESS
>three 5's
>5-3
it's happening
>marchand
30% chance to score here desu
Goddamn Boston you're letting it SLIP.
his russian wife is not nearly attractive enough
Greetings Bob, have a nice day
Watch for traffic, eat your vegetables
>THIS FUCKING GAME
Will look nice in a panthers jersey next year
he's been playing injured pretty much all of the playoffs, was a hit from Muzzin at some point in the laffs series and he struggled to get off the ice
Ok a little more realistic
if someone rolls a 69 as a reply to this I’ll get “TEDS” #69 blue jackets adidas jersey
>Rat Face is Trash
That bitch with the green sign won't sit down, I would've kicked his ass
>It was 2-0
Thinking about turning off the game and offering a semen offering to the gods so the jackets win
>ratface is trash
kek
Lol do it
just a matter of time
the ruins are done
Based “rat face in the trash” ted fan
BLESSED BYLAT
HAIL RAT FACE
HAIL, EAT YOUR VEGGIES
Shooting gallery won't last all game
>not buying bulju
suck cock
there is a 6 & 9 in this
please do it, brother. The Teds need all the support they can get
Dubs and Boston chokes this lead.
Getting hurt =/= playing like a total retard 95% of the time. Dude's a turnover machine it's so bad any casual could see it
Just do this anyway you weak faggot
Repeating numerals and you get CBJ #69 but you have "NIGGER" on the back
Can support.
ayyyyyy
rolling
>Marchand took another retarded penalty
So the bruins are just a sliding door for the Easter conference finals now?
Winner
>9696
I shall dub this
Jack it for jackets
YOU'RE BACK ON THE CASE
Marchand is double agent helping the CBJs & the leafs win games
>pooka pask
tortellini gonna fire the boys up during the intermission
Was meant for
>lose stick
>dive head first
fearless
Bruins getting their ass kicked
lol teds can't handle the banter
>rolling
>not even close
Are you fuckin retards even vaguely familiar with how post numbers work on this website
How long until pasta is benched?
pass gas
wew what a period
Great rally by the jays
BOSTIN SHOOK
yeah I'm not arguing he hasn't been dogshit, just saying that he's clearly injured, doubt he reaggravated his thumb injury, looks more lower body related that's really fucking him up
GREAT FIRST
ONE FOR THE AGES
JUST GREAT, FUCKING GREAT LADS, CHEERS
Thinking about going to the beer store but it’s like 15 minutes away and I’m so comfy rn
what a game, and it's not even 2nd period yet.
wew lads. I think I'm going to smoke a bowl to get even more hyped.
if trips, do:
Muhammad
69
how bout them Islanders tho?
FUHGEDDABOUDDID
Should I post my cock for the memes
No
pp hard
Nice to see the bad guys losing
rolling
NO
Nice blogpost you stupid FUCK
Why are people from Bombston such assholes? Genuinely never met a nice person from there
is this fresh pasta?
“Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage” plays during marchands time in the box
why are teds fags such faggots?
>i hate grapes and mute him everytime!
You fucking retards stop rolling none of you are even close to 69. Fucking kill yourselves
Home losses are bad but there's more than memes behind the fact that Carolina goes deep in the playoffs. Two things: Ice and Gary
...
Stick to twitter Pajeet
Inferiority complex of not being from new York
you seem triggered, little snowflake
Wow did you think of that yourself
Post a roast beef sandy
>A period in which one team got a refpuck goal is one for the ages.
Seething
They all think they're Irish mafia
Nearly all of them are tourist zoomers who are bandwagoning the Blue Jackets because "le funnay ted maymay XD"
Do it. Get fresh air. Acquire snacks. Have a 2min conversation. It's better than rubbing one out between periods.
reminder the greatest living canadian is one of us
nofun.jpg
fuck you faggot i am posting from columbus
The Blue Jackets will lose this series and if you can't see the writing on the wall you don't know SHIT about hockey
Based
Don rundown?
When it’s a goal against Boston?
Yes
GOOD OL KINGSTON GIRL
Its because we hate faggots.
nigger ive lived in Columbus all my life, god fucking help me, and i want to see this man's dick and a CBJ cup and there's isn't shit you or your shook ass Boston Broons can do about it, take that D as foreplay for the L, bitch
But you're going to miss Don Cherry's wisdom.
mad?
at boston?
Don is entertaining but still a massive boomer fucktard
based
still though, hockey is for everyone
T. the guy who will post 50 comments on youtube about how the bruins are dirty and never get calls against them
Oh really?
>the greatest living canadian
is that like the last man standing
not even on /hoc/ can i escape the YFWDBWTSO memes...
ikr. imagine
k
>the wild card
>bad guy
Ohio teams are ALWAYS the bad guys
midwesterners are fat and smelly
People rolling for 69 when the digits are in the 80s or 20s is clueless, not fun
Name a better show than TSN Overdrive
>you can't
Someone said this at the last game too & when the jackets played tampa
How'd they get a brotha to do hockey commentary?
If not dubs, the poster below me is gay
Otherwise I am gay
coach's corner
don run down
>Columbus goal should be reviewed
>Bob losing long shots
>Story time about some literally who
>Ron is a big guy
>Women's hockey is the fast growing sport
>Loves Jordan Staal
>Macellony playing good
>Couture the best guy in the hockey right now
>Spezza doing "pretty good"
>Don will throw in the towel about the jerks saturday
I hate small market teams who think they can get away with all of that chippy shit because they're "Le plucky underdogs".
I hate small market teams in all sports but these jackasses take the cake. Especially number 58
>reddit expansion team from the hovel of ohio
yeah, i'm thinking they're the bad guys
The good guy wild cards are in the west. In fact all the good guys left are in the west.
>TSN show
>doesn't have any of the BarDown guys
trash.jpg
that sounds too positive overall.
you must be embellishing
Ordering now, at work and cell data is being a bitch
imagine the taste
This, flyovers need to know their place
Saavard isn't even playing he's still scratched do you men 38?
newfag
you now remember
>TSN
The coasts are the degenerates of society you fags don't shoot enough freaks and thats why stuff is heading for the shitter
Bruins = Reddit
it all started in 2006 after the lockout
Still better than Laffsnet
what about mid west because I don't think ohio is an eastern state
Irish-Americans are diseased human garbage.
report submitted
that fucking margarineface tho
t. hill billy who just discovered his "city" had a team these playoffs
Ay caramba!
For me it’s a pecan sandy
>Carolina Thunderbirds
>rangers style jerseys
Jokes on you
>announcing reports
merricans are cra azy yall
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Should be endless makeup calls until the Bruins score. NHL is a fucking joke
>Thunderbirds
Based
general reminder that the 2 completely irrelevant series on yesterday barely even filled 1 gamethread and didnt have close to 100+ ips
I meant the western conference
Muh southie
I'm beginning to suspect that Pasta's Down's-tier playing is deliberate... guy is getting paid to turn the puck over and just got the goal so as to not make it unbearably obvious
now that the bruins had a call go against them we all need to make sure we feel bad for them for the rest of the playoffs
>My CITY is BIG
>That is so awesome
can't wait for 3 of their 4 best players to fuck off to Florida so I never have to hear about this team again 2bh
Bruins: 2
Teds: 0
Refs: 1
im from reddit and i like this
Oh sweetie... Poor little snookums...
Wow, honey bunny redditeds really think they have this. Yikes... Sugarpuff, I got some bad news.
teds premature goal spotlights are fucking embarrassing
I find Marchand's antics hilarious
are ohioans always this insecure and assblasted? plastic fanbase, meme crowd, meme team that they will forget
Bruins getting their shit pushed in
reminder that Ohio is a college football state and that the Teds have no "fans" to speak of
Why can't Boston handle physical hockey?
They better hurry up and score, Rask is stealing it right now. Bruins score again and it's done.
BASED
Ohioans are the most powerful race in the world.
eating some gummy worms right now lads
That’s not what the scoreboard says
why do they have to say THE ohio state? do they actually worry somebody would copy their shithole?
Absolutely yes
t. Hoosier
Gummy beer worms?
go back to red dit
Fact
did you make that wojak or what? just had it ready to go?
I find Marchand being the reason other teams beat the Bruins hilarious too
Dunno but Ohio did try and act like they have a “Miami”
The university had to change its name to that because of some lawsuit
>
better make a new thread and not just recycle the old one
SEETHING FAG
le silent generation
>tfw they'll all be gone in 20 years
Czech
>can't believe so many people missed this
Ewe guise suck
>implying Ohio gets to claim anything about corn
well there's ohio state & ohio university &its just reason for OSU to be dicks to OU
dead crowd
Boston fans are trailer trash
Booze Jenner
>t. trailer trash
What a pathetic power play
i told everyone, frontrunners who hadnt faced any adversity. canes and shorks have better fans than these clowns
True
T. Bobcat in cbus
I will fight you on the street if you disrespect our corn again you motherfucker
what? this didnt answer my question.
How do you pronounce GRZLK?
no I had one
Ohio is the center of progress and culture for the entire world
GRIZZ-lick
New link
Where the fuck is the new bread.
Grill ski is what it sounds like doc says
Teds snake bit holy shit
How the fuck didnt that go in
TWICE
So he knows what he's talking about
TROLL POST
It’s grez le check
Next thread please
>sir or madam
teds too focused on trying to come up with shitposts in their first few relevant games in the teams history that they can't appreciate a perfect get/flag combination
NEVER WANNA BE YOUUUU
NEVER WANNA BE JUST LIKE YOU
Jokes on you, I love golf.
>pulling the goaler with a full 2 min left