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pic related will be a generational talent edition

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FUCK DYKEPUCK

shall

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Dreamt about bulju last night and woke up hard as diamonds.

dude what the fuck

laine hasnt been on fortnite very often since the jets got eliminated wonder if he is ok

maybe hes into gtv5 roleplay now

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>women: great
>hockey: great
>women's hockey: shit
really washes my pucks

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I believe in a reverse sweep

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Who cares about Laine, this is a Big Dick Bulju thread.

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>women: great

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Keep dreaming that

Anyone else think this Avs/Sharks series has been great so far?

Not gonna happen

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Isles anime posting has dropped considerably. Canes based?

BASED Gary telling dykepuck to fuck off

I’d say so

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Imagine being gay.

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>thinking women are good for anything other than giving birth

Is that Lena Paul

Not really no

caused me heart issues, but it has been great

islanders fans count back down to pre april 2019 levels

disavow

Hurric/a/nes!

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I'd r/a/ther you didn't post about >my team

Nothing wrong with being gay. It's a scientific fact that homosexual men have larger penises and are more intelligent on average

Yet I haven’t seen any >rags fans here since April. :^)

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Looks like we need to send over another Aussie to clean out New Zealand again.

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Show your work?

I’m here don’t work I’ve been kakko posting

Why not?

*don't worry

fuck the bruins

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Wish I was at home drinking and listening to hockey

Nobody mentioned your shit team

yet we still talk about them

>women: great
They only feel great

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>nobody talks about them
>suddenly we all are talking about the wild

woah

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Imagine the mind/logic of a man in the body of a woman

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Jackets
Avs

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For me, in order of entertainment, it goes:
>teds/broons
>shorks/bings
>islels/relocanes
>stors/blose
Wings fan btw

bruh

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Imagine the penis of a man on the body of a woman

I don't give a fuck about Liiga but I fucking hate Kärpät and now those inbred laestadians are going to win the championship AGAIN.

anyone else notice how finladn fucking gay?

I cannot imagine a bigger waste of potential

That's already a thing

Please be nice to my friend Finland

No it isn't

have sex

Is too they're called traps

... that's still just a guy.

Yes but it's still essentially a penis with a woman body.

Porn has rotted your brain I'm afraid

based and redpilled

>just turn off your brain lol

at least this lil nigga played well during the season, other than him I don't really care about anything related to sm liiga

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I dont watch porn
You dont have to turn off your brain. Lmao if you turned off your brain you'd be dead.
92477389
oh fuck off ya cunt

Canes for SC Champs.

Cane's are officially /hoc/'s team

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Someone needs to gas this zoomer

When the canes win the cup do they storm surge?

Dobson is going to be the best player of the 2018 draft desu

Don't get lost to history Boomer

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>mfw Canes/Stars SCF

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Posted my cat in the wrong thread, what does /hoc/ think of it?

Lets Go Canes

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>Forslund on Overdrive

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No, it's a penis on a man's body, no matter how slender or small that man is, or how that man has shaved or dressed or anything else.
Stop being stupid.

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Hey show some more leg

show me your toes

Show benis

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ALL THE
SMALL THINGS

Blue J/a/ckets

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have to wageslave tonight and miss the bruins. may the bounces go their way tonight and the series be evened

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One and a half hour till hockey my dudes

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hi friends, I have worms again :D my butt is itchy but it doesnt stop me from watching hockey! :D

ted nooooooooo

duckduckgo is an awful search engine

Disgusting

>dubs
say it aint so

They're really crooked :(

Will you buy me chipotle

Do all fan bases have anime posters or is it only certain clubs?

WHATS MY AGE AGAIN

damn didn't know kippers did stock images

t. bing

>clubs

Every team has anime not every team has animeposters.
A lot of the times it's people false flagging such as I'm doing now.

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>clubs

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don't think I've seen a single florida Yea Forumsnime poster and theres a surprising amount of finns and americans who follow them (me included)

>clubs

Why didn't the Ducks make the playoffs?

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joke

why did sharks cross the street?

because they chocked in playoffs

subscribe for more jokes

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Fuck the Canes. I don’t know how you faggots have somehow just about meme’d yourselves into the conference final, but I am mad.
>Muh storm surge
>Muh bunch of jerks maymay
>Muh towel-spinning, hooting and hollering inbred trailer trash Raleigh fan-base
>DOUGIE
Fuck you all.

t. seething Caps fan

Imagine the smell

/hoc/ doesn't have regular caps fans you faggots only show up in the playoffs

wtf i love the cats now

you bit the bait

>I don’t know how
Literally been telling people how since the fucking preseason.

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Maybe in the end the true bait was the friends we made along the way?

Tony stop falseflagging as a caps fan

eyyyyyy gabagoosh

Who the fuck is tony

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AYYYY TONY

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like my comment

More Canes Cat for your viewing pleasure

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Piece of shit

You now remember the real deal flames neal.

I do now

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Check that shit

witnessed

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Noticed and respected

big fan of this kitter

Autism
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck it's a duck

>Oilels might keep Gretzky as their GM
Why is this organization still allowed to have an NHL team?

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Oilers should be relegated.

Now for Canes Doge at the park earlier today

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You sound like someone who would be very susceptible to monetary fraud.

He cute

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Cant say I have been

ha ha meow

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im probably the nicest poster here yet everyone wants to hate my team. i just want to be friends

I dislikes organizations and cultures that dislikes dogs.

You sound like an insufferable faggot, why would I want to be friends with you?

I know the feeling.

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Who dislikes dogs?
Based islanders poster

>ha ha

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nice guys finnish last...

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Big dick /hoc/ getting gets as per usual

Yakupov, Kadri, Toronto, other muslims

Thank you Fren :)

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Fuck em

The Islanders dislike dogs

Agreed desu

>not posting the edit

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2 kittens vs 1 puppy, thoughts?

cute

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AWOO

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I own both the cat and the pup but the pup is out of the house rn

He's dreamin about the Canes

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you don't own living things, except blacks

twitter.com/andystrickland/status/1124036298237513736
>Longtime #NHL assistant Mike Kitchen is expected to join Joel Quenneville in Florida. Will be the 3rd different NHL team the two have coached together. Kitchen previously coach in Florida from 2007-2010 #flapanthers

I'm a purist

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Imagine

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ayyyy

Holy shit seriously you have zero ability

AYY
LMAO

I don't get it, she looks like she'd still be pretty without the makeup. I mean sure, lots of plastic surgery but still hot enough to fug

An actually interesting REAL scientific fact is that they've recently found a gene or a variation of a gene or whatever (I'm not a gene scientist) that's overly represented in gay men. This gene has previously been observed in men who are more active than average sexually.

In other words the degenerate gene, but they didn't label it that because jews run academia. But it's true.

It's a meme you dip

PUNCTURED BICYCLE ON A HILL SIDE DESOLATE

>The Trudeau government has tabled a bill that would tax pro male hockey salaries. The bill states the pooled funds would pay for the development of female hockey and fund the NHL's female counterpart. The news comes after the announcement of pro female hockey players boycotting play in North America.

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>>women: great

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>I mean sure, lots of plastic surgery
This is the problem. She looks unnatural.

fake news

Naw nigga u gay

wow it's real, i just checked

being gay is a meme

>gary needs to subsidize dykepuck right now!!

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never been more happy to hear doc memerick and milboomer commentate

It's honestly disgusting that there's a wage gap in pro hockey.

wojak posting is garbage

Doc is /my guy/

hockey soon so maybe you gays will shut up about women's hockey for a fuckin day

He already did. They gave money to the league that didnt fold and pretty also to the one that did, so they could at least pay people on the way out

I'd still tap that

Its not mens fault women cant get along and ran 2 different leagues at the same time instead of organizing everything into a single entity

teds are elite

would your bank account be big enough to satisfy her?

switch is pretty nice for business trips tbqh

Why would anyoje give 2 shits about women's hockey?

I hardly understand women's basketball, women's hockey has to be 100x worst.

Only gaaayyyyyyy faggots would not eat the fuck out of this pussy

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It's institutional. Educate yourself. Women wouldn't struggle operating a league if the society wasn't run by hateful white men.

I will not rest until Gary puts Kendall Coyne on the penguins top line

Uhhh so much this!

Nah tbqh. Id still shoot my shot though if I was at a bar/club and she was there.

yikes! i'll leave her to the oil sheikhs to shart on

Vaginas are pretty disgusting up close desu.

t. heterosexual finnish male

LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO

BRUINS!

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good evening ted nation

>finnish
>hetero

pick uno m8

at least I've seen one

Rooting for everyone to play fair and have fun

imagine what torts is saying to the boys right now

based thread

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What did you mean by this?

Is there any non shit teams left?

sharks

ted nation rise up

check'd

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There has been basically none for the past 2 weeks since worlds ended. I have made it a point not to mention it unless someone mentions it first. I also made the dallass titty webm last night so be nice

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>dallass titty webm
You have my attention

good evening tednada and hockey fans in the united teds and newtedland

only SHIT games tnight

reporting in

Her legs are thinner than my arms

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Is this real hockey, or is this just fantasy hockey bros

I might actually like the jackets if it weren’t for all the teddit posting

yikers!

Calm down Jason

there's always room on the sharkies bandwagon bro

yay hockey...

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me on the left
you're a good friend

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Hot

When Seattle enters the league, the NHL should schedule one game during pre season against Montreal to finally decide the 1919 Stanley Cup winner

>mfw watching this after puking all morning
why you gotta do me like this

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Good guys:
Dallas
Teds
Islanders

Bad guys:
Blues
Boston
Sharks

Embarassing guys:
Avalanche
Cainiacs

meme guys
teds
canes

dongivafugaboutit guys
everyone else

based

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Thoughts?

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Chewbacca just died

usually 2 defensive counter attact teams playing each other gets boring
*cough* sharks stars *cough
>go vgk... lifelong here

Dallas are the good guys

Switch Dallas and the Blues

People do tend to do that eventually.

That's me tho

Yes. The avs will sweep the sharks in 7. The stars will sweep the blues in 7. It has been decided.

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White privilege the sport

if it's sexy it's fuggin sexy
>stop being a phobicfag

Have you been watching the games? It's clear the Stors and Shorks are better than the Avs and Blues.

Right, once again /hoc/ shows that it doesnt matter if a girl is an insta thot, as long as shes at a hockey rink you'll slip on your own drool.

Pathetic

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>sweep
>in seven

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>women hockey go on strike for better treatment
>red kelly and chewbacca die

wow, the force is strong with them

>game isnt actually until 730
GARY!!!

And if montreal wins americunts will still claim no cup since 93

If you went on wheel of fortune or jeopardy what would you say about yourself in your introduction?

cric sucks

have sex

/hoc/ lied to me, his head is normal sized

Hi my name is user and I’m from tedsville. I like to watch hockey and talk about it to strangers anonymously on the internet. I also tend to be drunk when doing so

can they hear the thinking music in the theater or is that only on tv?

Ok

Oilers from 80s in management ruined that franchise

>t. liferlonger oiler

Excellent question I'm gonna ask r/jeopardy

Thinking about going up 3-1 in the series

based

it was a request. Here is one I made a few night's ago that I think looks cool

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why can a leaf povertyball league that is absolutely bushleague tier survive but a "toptier" dykepuck league cant?

Daily reminder that all generationals after this generation will be american players

how badly would women suck in our beer league?

***NEWFAG DETECTED*****NEWFAG DETECTED***

there is no generational talent this year. lafreniere is the next generational prospect.

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->

Boston Bruins better bring their stretchers.

It has never been tried. Every single attempt at a single womens league has always been a sort of beer league operation where the players get together to start and play. The CWHL was like that when it first started. The NHL has never been affiliated with a womens league beyond some individual franchises like Toronto and Montreal and Calgary. The NHL wants to be able to control every aspect of whatever women's league they decide to start.

>poo jackets

Based

Why dont the pull on each others ponytails

BJ's won't set drawn into that. It's too bad. Everybody loves a good playoff bloodbath.

that is illegal. Any pulling on hair is considered roughing and is punished by 2 minute penalty.

Where can I find myself a gf with strong wrists like that?

Which league are you refering too? The corrupt CSL that only exists for match fixing, or the 10 other leagues that have folded over the year? Surely you dont mean that new league that only started a month ago.

>Hasn't won a playoff series since 2011
>Still the most successful Canadian team in the 21st century
Explain yourselves, rest of Canada

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>mfw marchand dies

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Female refs are shit and none of the games are televised, just do it when the refs arent looking.

Also if I was a female hockey player I would braid my hair russian style

if serious, you could head to a SWHL game. they are usually young and qt.

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you think a lot about being a girl?

Only when i watch my blacked videos

get out of my head

>Also if I was a female hockey player I would braid my hair russian style
Classic European braids are profoundly underrated these days.

andi petrillo on tsn is way better looking than disgusting cassie tbqh

Can someone explain the dykepuck boycott?

gonna chief it up, anyone care to join me?

Andi petrillo is an annoying bitch

great deep faceoff stance
stupid ref obstructing the view

BOS and CBJ

>92478695

You had one job

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How retarded do you have to be to fuck up a link on Yea Forums?

My b

I'm with ya bro soon

..... messi ........

teds are getting tedious

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Please excuse me. I'm a dirty phone poster.

Basically what they want is NHL affiliation. Having a icon like the NHL shield alongside your league paraphernalia automatically brings exposure and recognition to possible fans. I have siad before that the only way I ever learned about the CWHL was when Cassie and Mark Lee mentioned them during the 2018 Olympics. I have since dove head frist into it and I really enjoy it. That process would be sped up immeasurably if the women could have the social resources of the NHL behind them. All 200+ current players want this so that future generations have a place to play. Its only maybe 6 teams and 180 odd players so competition will be fierce

just took a stinky pregame toronto. had to flush three times and the nasty tavares-marks still wouldnt go away.

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Someone please explain to me what the appeal of these posts is supposed to be.

mountain standard time FUCKING SUCKS for coming home from work and trying to watch the early 7PM ET puck drops

To joke at Toronto being shit

Fun

It's time to put on your jackets

Yeah, we are the worst fucking fan base in the league. It’s disgraceful that Carolinian sister fuckers turn out stronger.

based

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unironically was wearing a blue jacket all day today

You deserve this, least coaster

LEO

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The 8pm MST starts have been complete shit.
>We're gonna start you an hour later than average
>Why? Because the east coast teams start at 5:30 and you're on next
>Forget that we have 3 other channels we could put you on, take what you can get

...

but lad, im landlocked near mountains, no coasts here.
they're not so bad for weekends if some of the west coast teams dont play afternoon games, obviously dont mind a 8pm puck drop on friday/saturday nights because you can get nice and drunk before then

has any /hoc/ fren been to a playoff game yet? i thought everybody here had 8 digit bank accounts?

For me its the Ottawa 67's

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HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE

Holy shit you have 0 IQ and likability

I've been to 2

I have been to a scf game

I think he meant "this season."

Well then nah

Do not call Guy Fieri shit.

Philly is looking to kidnap him so we can sacrifice him to Saint Gritty so we can have a good off-season.

Tomorrow's game is a must win for the New York Islanders imo

game 4 is a big two points for New York to be quite honest

youtube.com/watch?v=Nhp4fT8iyS8

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Well yeah for weekends it's fine. I just think it's retarded that avs games usually start at 7MST but for no reason NBC forced them to start almost every game at the same time as the pacific teams.

Would it be okay to wear my Kings jersey to the Avs/Sharks game tonight?

Make sure you shoutout Raiders Nation, homes.

Totally.

my buddy did that to spite me during the last game but >we won so there's that

business idea: when you beat a team in the playoffs you aquire two players unconditional to play for you highlander style.

*only for the remainder of playoffs

oops yea that's what I meant

Reminder that shitsburgh got swept

Would be meme tastic

expansion on this idea, you get as many players as 4 (four) minus the number of games lost, e.g. you get 4 (four) players for sweep.

>pooins

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>the state of Boon Jenner

Faggot.

Their name can be placed on the cup?

yea it is essentially a rental

Why 67?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Confederation

This game is a must win for either side.

very important in order to complete the sweep

anything but a >rags jersey is acceptable

this would be great to see but it would fuck with the chemistry a bunch and would essentially turn into a pick up game. however what if the bottom 16 teams competed in said competition separately

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>d'quan just came over to take care of my girlfriend so i can watch my bing bings tonight!

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WaaahOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wearing my messier jersey rn tbhwy

wait, that's illegal

Sans-on is about to tell us all about how it's a great day and that hockey fans like us should be burning in hell. Then he'll put up the statistics of the fight with commentary.

can someone PLEASE tell me where women expect this money to come from? i have yet to hear that explained once

>Brain damaged Kypreos is the only one left who can still be half correct

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higher taxes on us taxpayers

pinned down and fisted

oh shit a hockey thread

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Has there ever been a goalie who used his stick in his left hand and mitt on the right hand??

yah me, ama

jose theodore

chris mason

shorks/bings gamethread

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Thanks you guys really know your hockey

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I played tendie left handed

gay

Are there any disadvantages? In baseball left handed first basemen have an advantage when holding runners on.

HA HA! TIME FOR >shorks HOCKEY!

C'MON LADS, GIVE THE >shorks YOUR ETERNAL STRENGTH TO BEAT THE BINGS!

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Teds/Ruins will go to 7 games

Avs are the bad guys

>Ted

F O U R
O
U
R

T O
O

O N E
N
E

Fuck you the Switch is cool

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>bobrovsky doesnt stand on his head
>teds lose
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............

bing bing

Are the Sharks the worst team left in the playoffs?

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Teds are by a long shot

>worst
>2-1 series over Colorado
>More wins than Jew York

The islanders thought they were hot shit because they beat a really terrible, complacent pongs team that only got in because their division is a joke.

And if Bobrovsky isn't playing lights out, Columbus isn't all that great frankly.

>Second Round
Canes in 5
Bruins in 6
Blues in 5
Sharks in 7

>Conf Finals
Bruins > Canes in 6
Blues > Sharks in 7

>Finals
Bruins > Blues in 5

prove me wrong, faglords

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That isnt what he meant by worst and you know it shit for brains

>Blues in 5

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Canes in 4
Ted's in 7
Blues in 6
Sharks in 6

Canes>Ted's in 6
Sharks>blues in 6

Canes>sharks in 7

someone's a little obsessed with greece

Bing bings are fun.

I don't know if it's an obsession. People are fascinated with Mediterranean culture.

Just look at Cincinnati.

pedos out

STILL SAD ABOUT MY TEAM GETTING KILLED BY THE REFS, BUT I WILL BE ROOTING FOR MY SECOND TEAM, THE COLORADO AVALANCHE (FROM DENVER, COLORADO) WHILE MY WIFE IS OUT HAVING A GREAT TIME WITH HER COWORKER AT A BAR!

THIS IS A MUST-WIN GAME FOR MY SECOND TEAM, IN MY OPINION. GO AVS GO!

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almost right but its sharks>canes
t. knower

>Canes in 4
Isles will put up a token W tomorrow night before bowing out
>Teds in 7
>Teds
kek

>shorks not shorking
>not remembering last summers meme cup
No, they wont

I keep wondering if this guy have any idea of what his image has become synonymous of

I’m sad lads

I don't even get what soilent is and why numales with beards and glasses are so crazy about it

Cute not pedo

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Randy thinking his zoom zoom team is hot shit because they out overachieved a shitty overachieving team

Dont even try to explain m8. The neanderthal won't get it and will just screech pedo again and again

LADS IT'S UP
>21 seconds ago
youtube.com/watch?v=3Fzn5w100Ug

BOILING

that's not even close to looking like a teen, you can't even call it ephebe you creeps

Boston in 6

It's not even real you cro-magnon

meanwhile your cuck team is nowhere to be seen sean

go knights

epic gets in gamethread lads

That and no one even said he had a sexual attraction to it

Cricket is superior

Underwater hockey works better than underwater cricket.
Therefore it stands to reason that:
hockey > cricket

thinking about that time we memed so hard we moved to Yea Forums

cricket? more like lick it (my nuts)

I have a bigger problem with the puck being able to hit the net and be kept alive than I do with a guys skate being an inch off the ice on a zone entry

Imagine hockey in 3D

I don't want to cum in my pants

3D blows ass, it just makes everything darker

är det väldigt sent eller väldigt tidigt, min mening är det sent.

tidigt, ska åka till jobbet nu. Hoppas du får en trevlig dag kompis

>3D blows ass, it just makes everything darker
>real life makes everything darker
grim

>broons win
Just beat my bros in some halo 2
Pretty good night lads

Detsamma

I meant at the movies, you ijit

pretty based desu

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LIVIN LIKE A BOMB BABY COME ON GET IT ON

the teds got fucking composted

>halo 2
Kino

C/a/nes

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furfags OUT

pedos out

>fur
Nigga that's a girl

>neko/fox girls
>furfag

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teds have been compromised

girls don’t have cat ears

cat ears are the gateway to furry faggotry

Lmao imagine being this afraid
Kitsune are mythical creatures not animals

mental illness

Get the fuck outta here

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Neck yourself.

Yes irrational fears are indeed a form of mental illness

>Schizo Hurrinigger poster jerks off to cat girls
How much deeper is this rabbit hole?

Better than hypno sissy porn right?

>careful you might become a furry

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I wish there was more hypno not sissy stuff

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how do i delete someone else's post

Fapped to some furry trap deviant art crap last week and never felt more remorse in my life. Don't do it lads.

Call the cops

Beat game of all time desu

>feeling remorse from a fap
May as well put on the cuck cage

not even the best casual fps of its generation

I’m sorry you never had friends my man

hyvää huomenta.

Ikr. Never happened to me before and I've fapped to some questionable things (not going to go in depth but some of you might know what I'm talking about)

Huomenta kappo

WILSON
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILSOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Colton Parayko will fall like Bobby Orr on the gwg

youtube.com/watch?v=_1D1l7mdgU8

M8 I've fapped to silent hill porn

gay

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thinkgen bout mikko

Thread theme:
youtu.be/0jXTBAGv9ZQ

Thinking about kaapo

4 PPGs in 4 minutes

its up
youtube.com/watch?v=SoQqRgGSWe0

Gonna get really drunk if I get 1 (one) you in 5 minutes

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Not a big fan of Europeans to be honest

...

same

Thanks la here’s a shot to you

can't wait for friday

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>O'rangers died in the first round
typical >rags behaviour
>O'rags

apology for poor english

when were you when kappo win calder

i was sat at home play forknite when bulju ring

'kappo is win'

'yes'

and you???

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For me it’s
youtu.be/NsxcZol_FEE

dubs and the shorks pull a comeback

for me, it's the Jungle Jumpers

bing bing

For me, its 4th liners who haven't played all period trying to act like niggers with 5 seconds left

does anybody have the burgundy/ johnson versions?

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all the good guys won today

OMG WOOP WOOP! I LOVE HCOCKEY

guys my favorite teams are the bruins and avs and they are most likely playing in the final vs eachother this is surreal

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>doodoodoodoodooodooo
>woop woop
>bing bing

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>they played the baby shark song to further rub salt into the wound
ouch m8

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>baby shark do do do do do do do

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>the absolute state of br*nt b*rns

>nathan sounding like big gay al

baby shark do do do do do do do

What the hell is wrong with the Avs?
>Mario for Power Play exits
>Baby Shark
What's next?

Dubs decide what I say

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I'm going with the Crazy Cat's Eyes.

How the fuck are teh Savage Speeders so fucking good? They're always top 5.

I was drinked bonaqua and watches game xDDD

rules of the game on the back of programs

"You look 14, I like that."

Lemme score on your 5 hole

do this

guys?

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>ploffs
>/hoc/ is 8 hours old
dead sport
dead poomunity

good choice

>*gets btfo by Charlotte*

sup cehlarik?

92484565
our community is rich and thriving tyvm desv

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>leaving Pepsi Center
>Salty Sharks fan tells me "you are celebrating like you won the cup"
>Look him dead in the eye and say "like you would know"

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Shorkies btfo

>game has just ended
>immediately go on Yea Forums to post this
What is wrong with you? Go get a beer or something.

Shorkies btfo

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based

baby choke doo doo doodoo doodoo!
PETA sues them for freezing sharks (like in pic related)
It's in the name my fren

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Miss cocaine desu

NEED MY FUCKING NUMBERS SHANNON

500

make the new thread already wtf

You did right

Waiting on my Uber, gonna go smoke up at home

Can't believe people are using the gif I posted.

Based as fuck.

Damn trips

Rip a line of coke

>Kitsune are mythical creatures not animals

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BASED

After the 2020-2021 NHL season is complete their deal with Comcast/NBC is over and in 2021-2022, Seattle joins the league. What's Bettman's play here