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FUCK DYKEPUCK
shall
Dreamt about bulju last night and woke up hard as diamonds.
dude what the fuck
laine hasnt been on fortnite very often since the jets got eliminated wonder if he is ok
maybe hes into gtv5 roleplay now
>women: great
>hockey: great
>women's hockey: shit
really washes my pucks
I believe in a reverse sweep
Who cares about Laine, this is a Big Dick Bulju thread.
>women: great
Keep dreaming that
Anyone else think this Avs/Sharks series has been great so far?
Not gonna happen
Isles anime posting has dropped considerably. Canes based?
BASED Gary telling dykepuck to fuck off
I’d say so
Imagine being gay.
>thinking women are good for anything other than giving birth
Is that Lena Paul
Not really no
caused me heart issues, but it has been great
islanders fans count back down to pre april 2019 levels
disavow
Hurric/a/nes!
I'd r/a/ther you didn't post about >my team
Nothing wrong with being gay. It's a scientific fact that homosexual men have larger penises and are more intelligent on average
Yet I haven’t seen any >rags fans here since April. :^)
Looks like we need to send over another Aussie to clean out New Zealand again.
Show your work?
I’m here don’t work I’ve been kakko posting
Why not?
*don't worry
fuck the bruins
Wish I was at home drinking and listening to hockey
Nobody mentioned your shit team
yet we still talk about them
>women: great
They only feel great
>nobody talks about them
>suddenly we all are talking about the wild
woah
Imagine the mind/logic of a man in the body of a woman
Jackets
Avs
For me, in order of entertainment, it goes:
>teds/broons
>shorks/bings
>islels/relocanes
>stors/blose
Wings fan btw
bruh
Imagine the penis of a man on the body of a woman
I don't give a fuck about Liiga but I fucking hate Kärpät and now those inbred laestadians are going to win the championship AGAIN.
anyone else notice how finladn fucking gay?
I cannot imagine a bigger waste of potential
That's already a thing
Please be nice to my friend Finland
No it isn't
have sex
Is too they're called traps
... that's still just a guy.
Yes but it's still essentially a penis with a woman body.
Porn has rotted your brain I'm afraid
based and redpilled
>just turn off your brain lol
at least this lil nigga played well during the season, other than him I don't really care about anything related to sm liiga
I dont watch porn
You dont have to turn off your brain. Lmao if you turned off your brain you'd be dead.
92477389
oh fuck off ya cunt
Canes for SC Champs.
Cane's are officially /hoc/'s team
Someone needs to gas this zoomer
When the canes win the cup do they storm surge?
Dobson is going to be the best player of the 2018 draft desu
Don't get lost to history Boomer
>mfw Canes/Stars SCF
Posted my cat in the wrong thread, what does /hoc/ think of it?
Lets Go Canes
>Forslund on Overdrive
No, it's a penis on a man's body, no matter how slender or small that man is, or how that man has shaved or dressed or anything else.
Stop being stupid.
Hey show some more leg
show me your toes
Show benis
ALL THE
SMALL THINGS
Blue J/a/ckets
have to wageslave tonight and miss the bruins. may the bounces go their way tonight and the series be evened
One and a half hour till hockey my dudes
hi friends, I have worms again :D my butt is itchy but it doesnt stop me from watching hockey! :D
ted nooooooooo
duckduckgo is an awful search engine
Disgusting
>dubs
say it aint so
They're really crooked :(
Will you buy me chipotle
Do all fan bases have anime posters or is it only certain clubs?
WHATS MY AGE AGAIN
damn didn't know kippers did stock images
t. bing
>clubs
Every team has anime not every team has animeposters.
A lot of the times it's people false flagging such as I'm doing now.
>clubs
don't think I've seen a single florida Yea Forumsnime poster and theres a surprising amount of finns and americans who follow them (me included)
>clubs
Why didn't the Ducks make the playoffs?
joke
why did sharks cross the street?
because they chocked in playoffs
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Fuck the Canes. I don’t know how you faggots have somehow just about meme’d yourselves into the conference final, but I am mad.
>Muh storm surge
>Muh bunch of jerks maymay
>Muh towel-spinning, hooting and hollering inbred trailer trash Raleigh fan-base
>DOUGIE
Fuck you all.
t. seething Caps fan
Imagine the smell
/hoc/ doesn't have regular caps fans you faggots only show up in the playoffs
wtf i love the cats now
you bit the bait
>I don’t know how
Literally been telling people how since the fucking preseason.
Maybe in the end the true bait was the friends we made along the way?
Tony stop falseflagging as a caps fan
eyyyyyy gabagoosh
Who the fuck is tony
AYYYY TONY
like my comment
More Canes Cat for your viewing pleasure
Piece of shit
You now remember the real deal flames neal.
I do now
Check that shit
witnessed
Noticed and respected
big fan of this kitter
Autism
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck it's a duck
>Oilels might keep Gretzky as their GM
Why is this organization still allowed to have an NHL team?
Oilers should be relegated.
Now for Canes Doge at the park earlier today
You sound like someone who would be very susceptible to monetary fraud.
He cute
Cant say I have been
ha ha meow
im probably the nicest poster here yet everyone wants to hate my team. i just want to be friends
I dislikes organizations and cultures that dislikes dogs.
You sound like an insufferable faggot, why would I want to be friends with you?
I know the feeling.
Who dislikes dogs?
Based islanders poster
>ha ha
nice guys finnish last...
Big dick /hoc/ getting gets as per usual
Yakupov, Kadri, Toronto, other muslims
Thank you Fren :)
Fuck em
The Islanders dislike dogs
Agreed desu
>not posting the edit
2 kittens vs 1 puppy, thoughts?
cute
AWOO
I own both the cat and the pup but the pup is out of the house rn
He's dreamin about the Canes
you don't own living things, except blacks
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>Longtime #NHL assistant Mike Kitchen is expected to join Joel Quenneville in Florida. Will be the 3rd different NHL team the two have coached together. Kitchen previously coach in Florida from 2007-2010 #flapanthers
I'm a purist
Imagine
ayyyy
Holy shit seriously you have zero ability
AYY
LMAO
I don't get it, she looks like she'd still be pretty without the makeup. I mean sure, lots of plastic surgery but still hot enough to fug
An actually interesting REAL scientific fact is that they've recently found a gene or a variation of a gene or whatever (I'm not a gene scientist) that's overly represented in gay men. This gene has previously been observed in men who are more active than average sexually.
In other words the degenerate gene, but they didn't label it that because jews run academia. But it's true.
It's a meme you dip
PUNCTURED BICYCLE ON A HILL SIDE DESOLATE
>The Trudeau government has tabled a bill that would tax pro male hockey salaries. The bill states the pooled funds would pay for the development of female hockey and fund the NHL's female counterpart. The news comes after the announcement of pro female hockey players boycotting play in North America.
>>women: great
>I mean sure, lots of plastic surgery
This is the problem. She looks unnatural.
fake news
Naw nigga u gay
wow it's real, i just checked
being gay is a meme
>gary needs to subsidize dykepuck right now!!
never been more happy to hear doc memerick and milboomer commentate
It's honestly disgusting that there's a wage gap in pro hockey.
wojak posting is garbage
Doc is /my guy/
hockey soon so maybe you gays will shut up about women's hockey for a fuckin day
He already did. They gave money to the league that didnt fold and pretty also to the one that did, so they could at least pay people on the way out
I'd still tap that
Its not mens fault women cant get along and ran 2 different leagues at the same time instead of organizing everything into a single entity
teds are elite
would your bank account be big enough to satisfy her?
switch is pretty nice for business trips tbqh
Why would anyoje give 2 shits about women's hockey?
I hardly understand women's basketball, women's hockey has to be 100x worst.
Only gaaayyyyyyy faggots would not eat the fuck out of this pussy
It's institutional. Educate yourself. Women wouldn't struggle operating a league if the society wasn't run by hateful white men.
I will not rest until Gary puts Kendall Coyne on the penguins top line
Uhhh so much this!
Nah tbqh. Id still shoot my shot though if I was at a bar/club and she was there.
yikes! i'll leave her to the oil sheikhs to shart on
Vaginas are pretty disgusting up close desu.
t. heterosexual finnish male
LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO
BRUINS!
good evening ted nation
>finnish
>hetero
pick uno m8
at least I've seen one
Rooting for everyone to play fair and have fun
imagine what torts is saying to the boys right now
based thread
What did you mean by this?
Is there any non shit teams left?
sharks
ted nation rise up
check'd
There has been basically none for the past 2 weeks since worlds ended. I have made it a point not to mention it unless someone mentions it first. I also made the dallass titty webm last night so be nice
>dallass titty webm
You have my attention
good evening tednada and hockey fans in the united teds and newtedland
only SHIT games tnight
reporting in
Her legs are thinner than my arms
Is this real hockey, or is this just fantasy hockey bros
I might actually like the jackets if it weren’t for all the teddit posting
yikers!
Calm down Jason
there's always room on the sharkies bandwagon bro
yay hockey...
me on the left
you're a good friend
Hot
When Seattle enters the league, the NHL should schedule one game during pre season against Montreal to finally decide the 1919 Stanley Cup winner
>mfw watching this after puking all morning
why you gotta do me like this
Good guys:
Dallas
Teds
Islanders
Bad guys:
Blues
Boston
Sharks
Embarassing guys:
Avalanche
Cainiacs
meme guys
teds
canes
dongivafugaboutit guys
everyone else
based
Thoughts?
Chewbacca just died
usually 2 defensive counter attact teams playing each other gets boring
*cough* sharks stars *cough
>go vgk... lifelong here
Dallas are the good guys
Switch Dallas and the Blues
People do tend to do that eventually.
That's me tho
Yes. The avs will sweep the sharks in 7. The stars will sweep the blues in 7. It has been decided.
White privilege the sport
if it's sexy it's fuggin sexy
>stop being a phobicfag
Have you been watching the games? It's clear the Stors and Shorks are better than the Avs and Blues.
Right, once again /hoc/ shows that it doesnt matter if a girl is an insta thot, as long as shes at a hockey rink you'll slip on your own drool.
Pathetic
>sweep
>in seven
>women hockey go on strike for better treatment
>red kelly and chewbacca die
wow, the force is strong with them
>game isnt actually until 730
GARY!!!
And if montreal wins americunts will still claim no cup since 93
If you went on wheel of fortune or jeopardy what would you say about yourself in your introduction?
cric sucks
have sex
/hoc/ lied to me, his head is normal sized
Hi my name is user and I’m from tedsville. I like to watch hockey and talk about it to strangers anonymously on the internet. I also tend to be drunk when doing so
can they hear the thinking music in the theater or is that only on tv?
Ok
Oilers from 80s in management ruined that franchise
>t. liferlonger oiler
Excellent question I'm gonna ask r/jeopardy
Thinking about going up 3-1 in the series
based
it was a request. Here is one I made a few night's ago that I think looks cool
why can a leaf povertyball league that is absolutely bushleague tier survive but a "toptier" dykepuck league cant?
Daily reminder that all generationals after this generation will be american players
how badly would women suck in our beer league?
***NEWFAG DETECTED*****NEWFAG DETECTED***
there is no generational talent this year. lafreniere is the next generational prospect.
->
Boston Bruins better bring their stretchers.
It has never been tried. Every single attempt at a single womens league has always been a sort of beer league operation where the players get together to start and play. The CWHL was like that when it first started. The NHL has never been affiliated with a womens league beyond some individual franchises like Toronto and Montreal and Calgary. The NHL wants to be able to control every aspect of whatever women's league they decide to start.
>poo jackets
Based
Why dont the pull on each others ponytails
BJ's won't set drawn into that. It's too bad. Everybody loves a good playoff bloodbath.
that is illegal. Any pulling on hair is considered roughing and is punished by 2 minute penalty.
Where can I find myself a gf with strong wrists like that?
Which league are you refering too? The corrupt CSL that only exists for match fixing, or the 10 other leagues that have folded over the year? Surely you dont mean that new league that only started a month ago.
>Hasn't won a playoff series since 2011
>Still the most successful Canadian team in the 21st century
Explain yourselves, rest of Canada
>mfw marchand dies
Female refs are shit and none of the games are televised, just do it when the refs arent looking.
Also if I was a female hockey player I would braid my hair russian style
if serious, you could head to a SWHL game. they are usually young and qt.
you think a lot about being a girl?
Only when i watch my blacked videos
get out of my head
>Also if I was a female hockey player I would braid my hair russian style
Classic European braids are profoundly underrated these days.
andi petrillo on tsn is way better looking than disgusting cassie tbqh
Can someone explain the dykepuck boycott?
gonna chief it up, anyone care to join me?
Andi petrillo is an annoying bitch
great deep faceoff stance
stupid ref obstructing the view
BOS and CBJ
>92478695
You had one job
How retarded do you have to be to fuck up a link on Yea Forums?
My b
I'm with ya bro soon
..... messi ........
teds are getting tedious
Please excuse me. I'm a dirty phone poster.
Basically what they want is NHL affiliation. Having a icon like the NHL shield alongside your league paraphernalia automatically brings exposure and recognition to possible fans. I have siad before that the only way I ever learned about the CWHL was when Cassie and Mark Lee mentioned them during the 2018 Olympics. I have since dove head frist into it and I really enjoy it. That process would be sped up immeasurably if the women could have the social resources of the NHL behind them. All 200+ current players want this so that future generations have a place to play. Its only maybe 6 teams and 180 odd players so competition will be fierce
just took a stinky pregame toronto. had to flush three times and the nasty tavares-marks still wouldnt go away.
Someone please explain to me what the appeal of these posts is supposed to be.
mountain standard time FUCKING SUCKS for coming home from work and trying to watch the early 7PM ET puck drops
To joke at Toronto being shit
Fun
It's time to put on your jackets
Yeah, we are the worst fucking fan base in the league. It’s disgraceful that Carolinian sister fuckers turn out stronger.
based
unironically was wearing a blue jacket all day today
You deserve this, least coaster
LEO
The 8pm MST starts have been complete shit.
>We're gonna start you an hour later than average
>Why? Because the east coast teams start at 5:30 and you're on next
>Forget that we have 3 other channels we could put you on, take what you can get
...
but lad, im landlocked near mountains, no coasts here.
they're not so bad for weekends if some of the west coast teams dont play afternoon games, obviously dont mind a 8pm puck drop on friday/saturday nights because you can get nice and drunk before then
has any /hoc/ fren been to a playoff game yet? i thought everybody here had 8 digit bank accounts?
For me its the Ottawa 67's
HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE
Holy shit you have 0 IQ and likability
I've been to 2
I have been to a scf game
I think he meant "this season."
Well then nah
Do not call Guy Fieri shit.
Philly is looking to kidnap him so we can sacrifice him to Saint Gritty so we can have a good off-season.
Tomorrow's game is a must win for the New York Islanders imo
game 4 is a big two points for New York to be quite honest
Well yeah for weekends it's fine. I just think it's retarded that avs games usually start at 7MST but for no reason NBC forced them to start almost every game at the same time as the pacific teams.
Would it be okay to wear my Kings jersey to the Avs/Sharks game tonight?
Make sure you shoutout Raiders Nation, homes.
Totally.
my buddy did that to spite me during the last game but >we won so there's that
business idea: when you beat a team in the playoffs you aquire two players unconditional to play for you highlander style.
*only for the remainder of playoffs
oops yea that's what I meant
Reminder that shitsburgh got swept
Would be meme tastic
expansion on this idea, you get as many players as 4 (four) minus the number of games lost, e.g. you get 4 (four) players for sweep.
>pooins
>the state of Boon Jenner
Faggot.
Their name can be placed on the cup?
yea it is essentially a rental
Why 67?
This game is a must win for either side.
very important in order to complete the sweep
anything but a >rags jersey is acceptable
this would be great to see but it would fuck with the chemistry a bunch and would essentially turn into a pick up game. however what if the bottom 16 teams competed in said competition separately
>d'quan just came over to take care of my girlfriend so i can watch my bing bings tonight!
WaaahOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wearing my messier jersey rn tbhwy
wait, that's illegal
Sans-on is about to tell us all about how it's a great day and that hockey fans like us should be burning in hell. Then he'll put up the statistics of the fight with commentary.
can someone PLEASE tell me where women expect this money to come from? i have yet to hear that explained once
>Brain damaged Kypreos is the only one left who can still be half correct
higher taxes on us taxpayers
pinned down and fisted
oh shit a hockey thread
Has there ever been a goalie who used his stick in his left hand and mitt on the right hand??
yah me, ama
jose theodore
chris mason
shorks/bings gamethread
Thanks you guys really know your hockey
I played tendie left handed
gay
Are there any disadvantages? In baseball left handed first basemen have an advantage when holding runners on.
HA HA! TIME FOR >shorks HOCKEY!
C'MON LADS, GIVE THE >shorks YOUR ETERNAL STRENGTH TO BEAT THE BINGS!
Teds/Ruins will go to 7 games
Avs are the bad guys
>Ted
F O U R
O
U
R
T O
O
O N E
N
E
Fuck you the Switch is cool
>bobrovsky doesnt stand on his head
>teds lose
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............
bing bing
Are the Sharks the worst team left in the playoffs?
Teds are by a long shot
>worst
>2-1 series over Colorado
>More wins than Jew York
The islanders thought they were hot shit because they beat a really terrible, complacent pongs team that only got in because their division is a joke.
And if Bobrovsky isn't playing lights out, Columbus isn't all that great frankly.
>Second Round
Canes in 5
Bruins in 6
Blues in 5
Sharks in 7
>Conf Finals
Bruins > Canes in 6
Blues > Sharks in 7
>Finals
Bruins > Blues in 5
prove me wrong, faglords
That isnt what he meant by worst and you know it shit for brains
>Blues in 5
Canes in 4
Ted's in 7
Blues in 6
Sharks in 6
Canes>Ted's in 6
Sharks>blues in 6
Canes>sharks in 7
someone's a little obsessed with greece
Bing bings are fun.
I don't know if it's an obsession. People are fascinated with Mediterranean culture.
Just look at Cincinnati.
pedos out
STILL SAD ABOUT MY TEAM GETTING KILLED BY THE REFS, BUT I WILL BE ROOTING FOR MY SECOND TEAM, THE COLORADO AVALANCHE (FROM DENVER, COLORADO) WHILE MY WIFE IS OUT HAVING A GREAT TIME WITH HER COWORKER AT A BAR!
THIS IS A MUST-WIN GAME FOR MY SECOND TEAM, IN MY OPINION. GO AVS GO!
almost right but its sharks>canes
t. knower
>Canes in 4
Isles will put up a token W tomorrow night before bowing out
>Teds in 7
>Teds
kek
>shorks not shorking
>not remembering last summers meme cup
No, they wont
I keep wondering if this guy have any idea of what his image has become synonymous of
I’m sad lads
I don't even get what soilent is and why numales with beards and glasses are so crazy about it
Cute not pedo
Randy thinking his zoom zoom team is hot shit because they out overachieved a shitty overachieving team
Dont even try to explain m8. The neanderthal won't get it and will just screech pedo again and again
LADS IT'S UP
>21 seconds ago
youtube.com
BOILING
that's not even close to looking like a teen, you can't even call it ephebe you creeps
Boston in 6
It's not even real you cro-magnon
meanwhile your cuck team is nowhere to be seen sean
go knights
epic gets in gamethread lads
That and no one even said he had a sexual attraction to it
Cricket is superior
Underwater hockey works better than underwater cricket.
Therefore it stands to reason that:
hockey > cricket
thinking about that time we memed so hard we moved to Yea Forums
cricket? more like lick it (my nuts)
I have a bigger problem with the puck being able to hit the net and be kept alive than I do with a guys skate being an inch off the ice on a zone entry
Imagine hockey in 3D
I don't want to cum in my pants
3D blows ass, it just makes everything darker
är det väldigt sent eller väldigt tidigt, min mening är det sent.
tidigt, ska åka till jobbet nu. Hoppas du får en trevlig dag kompis
>3D blows ass, it just makes everything darker
>real life makes everything darker
grim
>broons win
Just beat my bros in some halo 2
Pretty good night lads
Detsamma
I meant at the movies, you ijit
pretty based desu
LIVIN LIKE A BOMB BABY COME ON GET IT ON
the teds got fucking composted
>halo 2
Kino
C/a/nes
furfags OUT
pedos out
>fur
Nigga that's a girl
>neko/fox girls
>furfag
teds have been compromised
girls don’t have cat ears
cat ears are the gateway to furry faggotry
Lmao imagine being this afraid
Kitsune are mythical creatures not animals
mental illness
Get the fuck outta here
Neck yourself.
Yes irrational fears are indeed a form of mental illness
>Schizo Hurrinigger poster jerks off to cat girls
How much deeper is this rabbit hole?
Better than hypno sissy porn right?
>careful you might become a furry
I wish there was more hypno not sissy stuff
how do i delete someone else's post
Fapped to some furry trap deviant art crap last week and never felt more remorse in my life. Don't do it lads.
Call the cops
Beat game of all time desu
>feeling remorse from a fap
May as well put on the cuck cage
not even the best casual fps of its generation
I’m sorry you never had friends my man
hyvää huomenta.
Ikr. Never happened to me before and I've fapped to some questionable things (not going to go in depth but some of you might know what I'm talking about)
Huomenta kappo
WILSON
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILSOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Colton Parayko will fall like Bobby Orr on the gwg
M8 I've fapped to silent hill porn
gay
thinkgen bout mikko
Thread theme:
youtu.be
Thinking about kaapo
4 PPGs in 4 minutes
Gonna get really drunk if I get 1 (one) you in 5 minutes
Not a big fan of Europeans to be honest
...
same
Thanks la here’s a shot to you
can't wait for friday
>O'rangers died in the first round
typical >rags behaviour
>O'rags
apology for poor english
when were you when kappo win calder
i was sat at home play forknite when bulju ring
'kappo is win'
'yes'
and you???
For me it’s
youtu.be
dubs and the shorks pull a comeback
for me, it's the Jungle Jumpers
bing bing
For me, its 4th liners who haven't played all period trying to act like niggers with 5 seconds left
does anybody have the burgundy/ johnson versions?
all the good guys won today
OMG WOOP WOOP! I LOVE HCOCKEY
guys my favorite teams are the bruins and avs and they are most likely playing in the final vs eachother this is surreal
>doodoodoodoodooodooo
>woop woop
>bing bing
>they played the baby shark song to further rub salt into the wound
ouch m8
>baby shark do do do do do do do
>the absolute state of br*nt b*rns
>nathan sounding like big gay al
baby shark do do do do do do do
What the hell is wrong with the Avs?
>Mario for Power Play exits
>Baby Shark
What's next?
Dubs decide what I say
I'm going with the Crazy Cat's Eyes.
How the fuck are teh Savage Speeders so fucking good? They're always top 5.
I was drinked bonaqua and watches game xDDD
rules of the game on the back of programs
"You look 14, I like that."
Lemme score on your 5 hole
do this
guys?
>ploffs
>/hoc/ is 8 hours old
dead sport
dead poomunity
good choice
>*gets btfo by Charlotte*
sup cehlarik?
92484565
our community is rich and thriving tyvm desv
>leaving Pepsi Center
>Salty Sharks fan tells me "you are celebrating like you won the cup"
>Look him dead in the eye and say "like you would know"
Shorkies btfo
>game has just ended
>immediately go on Yea Forums to post this
What is wrong with you? Go get a beer or something.
Shorkies btfo
based
baby choke doo doo doodoo doodoo!
PETA sues them for freezing sharks (like in pic related)
It's in the name my fren
Miss cocaine desu
NEED MY FUCKING NUMBERS SHANNON
500
make the new thread already wtf
You did right
Waiting on my Uber, gonna go smoke up at home
Can't believe people are using the gif I posted.
Based as fuck.
Damn trips
Rip a line of coke
>Kitsune are mythical creatures not animals
BASED
After the 2020-2021 NHL season is complete their deal with Comcast/NBC is over and in 2021-2022, Seattle joins the league. What's Bettman's play here