/147/ - Snooker World Championship

we were right to be worried.

He posted today, if I'm not wrong.

Salty manlets detected

He was posting early in the last thread.

lucky to have been born in the only period in history where he's not seen as an aberration.

Ah right, I was at work and missed the entire afternoon session

Potentially missed the last ever post by bosnibro

>Great Britain: The Post

Just got a message from Bosnia, he says his internet connection was severed by a meteorite and he's just found out he was adopted.

He'll be fine m8. Probably just going through some mad shit he'll give us vague information about tomorrow

Don't be such a downer, everyone here is highly likely to die.

>Sorry guys I.. I have to go. I might see you again someday

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"haha, sorry guys, had to go to the aids and brain cancer research institute".
"oh, no no, I just went there for a cup of coffee with my mates"

What are you doing during the mid session boys.

I’m about to have a tea and penguin. Want to hear the joke?

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>"that's what you get for being a facist"
>resorts to violence and insults
muslims and 5oylords killing each other will be the best show

Go on...

playing penguin wars on nintendo home entertaiment system.

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What do you call a happy penguin?

A pen-grin

belter

KEEP THE NOISE DOWN PLEASE.

Second sessions started and my Indians still not here am fuming

What did you order mate

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2019 snooker word champion.

Judd Trump.

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Pretty boring but I like it

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I have big plans on Saturday for a trip to get some whiskey, tequila and a fuck off kebab

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All his peers in the background cheering him on lmao.

Why so worried lads?

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the lack of snooker in these final days is killing me.
and having a gf who wants to go to the cinema while the meagre amount of evening snooker is happening is the cherry on top of the cake.
see you lads, won't be watching the last few frames. ;(

The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the ‘Star Spangled Banner’, but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish.

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Careful lads we got a millionaire in the thread. Could be Neil Robertson?

>plastic cutlery? Fork no.

Admit it lads... naughty snooker is pretty based.

2.40 for 4 pompadom is a fucking joke mate. you made of recklessly disposable income?

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He’s just recklessly smashing them like a mad man

>hit it hard
>go slightly out of position
>hit it harder to recover
>go further out of position
>hit it harderer... and hope you win the frame before you fuck up

Nawty fluke

It's not like I care or anything, bosnibro

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Literally working

NAWTY

this is good stuff tbf

Unfiltered Naughtiness

trump fluke

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Do people who think 20 quid for an Indian is expensive not go out to eat or something?

>"what a break"
>39

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If you earn less than 50k, yes

39 is more than plenty

I normally spend about 10 - 12 pound on a Indian if it’s just for myself and I feel guilty even if I do that desu

Anything over £10 per person for a takeaway is extravagant and really it should be more around the £5-7 mark

Western decadence

Had my driving test today, ficking lost my driving license though didn't I. State of me

>I normally spend about 10 - 12 pound on a Indian

Same here really, just usually the main dish, rice and maybe one naan.

He’s fast!!

I'm making 12k a year bro

can someone put a fucking noise gate on the commentators mics, cant be fucked listening to this mouth breathing

You utter melt. Did your instructor not ask you for it when you got in?

You are now aware you are posting among the plebs and the dregs

I would probably get less but I feel bad making the delivery man come out

NAWTY SNOOKER IS WHY WERE HERE

Based Dennis is a marvel fag

where the hell are you lads to get a sub £10 takeaway

The Norf

Faster than a bullet!

Yeh I didn't even make it too the test, was going to go for a cheeky drive before hand

I got a kebab from Uber eats for 4 quid and have the delivery man 2 for his trouble

Transylvania

>tfw missed gilbo
gotta be better tomorrow

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That's my secret Dennis
I'm always NAWTY

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Wish the snooker went through the night

Gary isn't getting anywhere near these long reds. Play safety ffs, Judd will fuck it

Barry Hearn pls.

These people must be on the brew or something mate

Keked

JUST imagine having that hairline

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Did i just spy judd wearing fucking shoulder pads

Here in the leafy suburbs of outer south east London minimum spend for a curry is £15 or no takeaway so what am I to do really

Would rather have Gazza's hair mate

Order a chinky?

Would depend on the place you're ordering from and the dish. Obviously some dishes are more expensive than others.

Imaging having no hair at all like Wilson and a strange shape of your head

I'm in se London, think my local in 10 min

Pick it up yourself?

PLAY SAFE YOU STUPID CUNT

I’m also in south east London. Is there 3 of us in here.

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My instructor had it happen with one of his students so now he asks everyone if they've got it at the start of the hour lesson before the test.

The truth is that drumpf isn't really playing better that Wilson. Lots of mistakes from both of them.

Still charged me for the lesson and the test

Anyone here NOT pass their driving test first go, or are we among plebs

Well I used to be, now I'm in Kent.

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I passed mine on tuesday at 22yo feels good

Took me four attempts. I suck at tests!

3rd time

My instructors car broke down during one of mine

Wilson is a proper weird looking bloke. Even by snooker standards.
Kent... the dream.

North West here. I wouldnt have brought up politics in a /147/ thread but after watching that i'm going to vote Tommy.

every town in Kent is unironically a shit hole with the exception of maybe Canterbury. Medway is one of the worst places in the country because of the high concerntration of London blacks that relocated there

2nd time pass. First time I fucked up merging and cut someone up.
>My instructors car broke down during one of mine
The CEL came on in mine in on the drive to the test centre and when I started the test it was gone. Another one of his students got rear ended at a set of lights on the way to his test.

THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER
THAT'S ME IN THE
SPOT
LIGHT
WHERE'S
THE CUBALL
GOIIIING

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N A W T Y

Won't pass mine till I'm 24 now, sake. Lamenting my life

NAWTY, NAWTY SNOOKA

First attempts for A, B, and C

Id never pay 20 quid for paki slop. a tenner is too much

>3 (33) 3

>passing your driving test past 20

I had 6 years of road knowledge under my belt by the age of 24

Gary 'The chameleon' Wilson

> Zested trump for his last frame
> NAWTY finish to this one

who will he do next?

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Passed my test first time, but to be fair you have to be a spectacular retard to fuck up in Italy. They literally give the loicense to anyone who tries.

You don't need a driving license as long as you always drive faster than the police

Horrific face

>3 (33) 3

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Bottas pls.

Passed at 27. "Road knowledge" takes about 2 minutes to learn m8.

did daddy buy you a nice car after molesting you?

>got the loicense to drive pretty much everything
>log more mileage to my bike than my car

I traded in my Aussie licence for a British one and never sat a test here. Still have no idea what some of the road signs here mean. Was driving in the outback from the age of 13 though, plenty of experience and so far only broke one mirror on the narrow British roads.

>his parents didn’t buy him a dodgy first car

Tell me what it was like to be raised in negligence by parents who didn’t have the brain power to put money away over the years for a motor

Trump is seething

>this table
>/147/ plays snooker.jpg

seething Trump is hilarious

State of this frame

kek

>literally hit and hope
Modern snooker is shite

Wat is going on

That was a legit shot Taylor said

>not sure what to play
>hit it as hard as possible
literally me

Trump is seething Wilson getting under his skin

These semis haven’t been the greatest advert for the game

Holy shit Trump's face. He won't make it to the end of the session.

Neil Robertson pls.

Sure but I made my post before that comment and meant his style of seething and stewing on his seat is funny as fuck

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took me 3 attempts and only passed cos the examiner felt sorry for me

>2 italians in /147/

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both me

What did he mean by this

just got back from voting lads

Trumps heads gone

And if I win he says with a grin
It can only help me can't it
I'll celebrate, I'll buy another eight
'HAIRBRUSHES FOR ME BARNET'

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Brexit party

The absolute state of you, mate.

>Passed my test first time
>took me 3 attempts

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Another outer se london here. Bexley borough.

Based Gazza's living inside Trump's head for free

Where's it gone lad?

Hello neighbour, I’m right near Sidcup

>Trumps hairs gone

Fixed

Didn't I tell you that if you don't pass it first time you're a retard?
See?

I'm 2 stops away from you on the train

Hello mate, Welling.

Another nawty shot from Gazza lol

>drumpf

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Been to the snooker club in welling a few times

>Ronnie and Willo shilling for a coaching organization for a sport thats dying on it's arse
Classic

both jobbers winning

state of this WC

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Not even going to ask if you lot are all Charlton fans but I assume so...

Judd looks genuinely worried sat there. How much pressure is Barry putting on him to be the poster boy of snooker?

>drumpf

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the state of drumpf

147 coming

KEK
K E K !

frame at his mercy

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Wilson a tap in merchant

I’m united sadly from my dad but if I was gonna go local I’d go Millwall or palace

Kek is this real?

I passed on my fifth attempt, drove around for a year, then moved to a city seven years ago and haven't driven since. I'm basically guaranteed to kill someone if I ever drive again. Also, I passed my test in 2011 and have never driven on a motorway in my life.

When you're not ready to let your hairline go, but it's at the base of your skull

> and that's a nice pot

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>guaranteed to kill someone
kek

That's a thin cut

Motorways are the easiest roads imo, plenty of space and time to think about what to do.

Want him to lose now

Still better than drumpf's combover desu

Motorways are piss. Just boring as fuck. It's also where you learn impatience

Absolute madman.

Absolutely. At least Gary had some character there.

I voted too, but I wanted to vote for a meme and now I regret my vote. Goddamn it, Women's Equality Party.

This would be seen as pretty normal for a darts player.

I’m comfy lads. Why’s it finishing now :(

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West ham. Been Charlton a few times with mates / ex bird though.

What if Gary is a reptiloid in disguise, and he's irradiating Trump with hypnotic waves, causing poor shots and seething?

This session has been one of the worst in this tournament so far.

quiet down the snooker is on

I think Drumpf's visibly balding by the minute this,game goes on

David Icke vindicated.

Spoiler: They're both lizards

Based Winnie the Pooh.

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Not him but what makes me nervous is being on the correct lane when to stay or go out to your turn

One is clearly an elf.

HAHA YES LADS
FUCKING SNOOKERS ON EH

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Piglet is cute cuteeee

drumpf is going to punch a wall and play with a bandaged hand tomorrow

Gaz is Half Bosmer/Half Argonian

GWAN TRUMPPPP

> GWAAARN TRRRUUMP

Well, that's an appropriate way to end this frame.

See you tomorrow las

>over before 10

Uncomfy lads.

Really hope this is the afternoon game tomorrow so I can watch a good player tomorrow evening instead

good night

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Friday, 3 May

10:00

John Higgins (Sco) 3-5 David Gilbert (Eng)

85-31, 66-54, 23-85, 0-94 (94), 82-46 (66), 0-113 (113), 6-70, 42-84 (51)

14:30

Gary Wilson v Judd Trump

19:00

David Gilbert v John Higgins

Saturday, 4 May

10:00

Gary Wilson v Judd Trump

14:30

David Gilbert v John Higgins

19:00

Gary Wilson v Judd Trump

It is, the night session is Gilbo Riggo.

Looking forward to seeing GRANITE tomorrow

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many pies after...

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If riggins gets into the final again i will fucking hang myself.

We can all still appreciate his granite-like play and mentality.

Giving the state of affairs, there is a good probability . And Trump is the one who can stop it from taking the cup home

He's granite, the best matchplayer in the gane, (insert other incorrect cliche here)

For me, it's sinuca
youtube.com/watch?v=7OiPaMhUNhE

The state of that table. Must get kicks galore. Did Higgins pay them a visit with his shitty chalk?

Literally no cueball control at all.

utter tripe

SNOOKER DE MACACO

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kek

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Why are they arguing about after the break?

beautiful