Official Arsenal vs Valencia Match Thread #1

>Arsenal XI: Cech; Sokratis, Koscielny, Mustafi; Maitland-Niles, Xhaka, Guendouzi, Kolasinac; Ozil; Lacazette, Aubameyang.
>SUBS: Leno, Elneny, Mkhitaryan, Torreira, Iwobi, Monreal, Nketiah.

>Valencia XI: Neto; Diakhaby, Garay, Paulista, Roncaglia; Piccini, Carlos Soler, Parejo, Gayà; Rodrigo, Guedes.
>SUBS: Domenech, Gameiro, Lato, Wass, Torres, Santi Mina, Ruben Sobrino.

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who cares

fuck arsenal

me

Valencia to win Europa league and European Super Cup double like they did in 2004.

LET'S GO GUNNERS!

Is that Inception soundtrack playing in the stadium?

singles and arsenal lose 12-0

Well Benitez is not in charge anymore

>Mustafi
>Ainsley Maitland-Nog
>Guendozy
>Poozil

>TORRES

Unironically lads, what does Iwobi do for Arsenal?

Valencia with six defenders.
>The State of Marcelino

Not one English player in the Arsenal team

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>valencia have knocked out celtic
no need to remind me

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Imagine all the British teams are disqualified in both semifinals...

Although I personally wouldn't mind Tottenham winning the UCL, desu

The Battle of the 6th placed teams (where both teams sit on their respective league)

woah wtf

Brexit means Brexit, time to see Are Brave Lions in the top teams

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>Arsenal XI: Cech; Sokratis, Koscielny, Mustafi; Maitland-Niles, Xhaka, Guendouzi, Kolasinac; Ozil; Lacazette, Aubameyang.

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Spurs vs Barca would be more kino than Ajax vs Barca in my opinion, I think it can be done too, I imagine Sissoko will have recovered completely and thus they'll start him plus Son so they'll actually have someone who can score goals. It'd be great if they won 2-1 and had to go to penalties

Valencia with solid pre-game pant-shitting, four center-backs on the pitch against slumping Arsenal.

No era

>nogs already diving

They are playing away. A tie is good

>taking that unnecessary risk in defence
worried desu lads

t. brainlet

Stream?

Guedes
Rodrigo
Garay

Tfw my club(Benfica) is a Valencia Feeder club :(

What was Leno eating on the bench?

>the way to get something out of away game against Arsenal is to park the bus
"no"

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trips and torreira hat trick

>pronouncing it Kolašinak instead of Kolašinac

God, I hate Anglos.

Thank you

Fuckin ouch

4 CBs , but still more dangerous

Valencia fielding a black, yesterday Barcelona had two come from the bench too. What is happening to lá liga?

clear red card, ridiculous

its 2019 BIGOT
GET READY TO GET REPLACED FUTURE IS LES ABOMINACIONES

yellow in eplel, red in lelliga

I just spent a few months in Portugal, and I saw barely any blacks. Are Brazilians your version?

Dudu flashbacks...

Evening lads

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red anywhere, he only goes on the foot

How the fuck did he put that over the trollpost?

What is the underlining issue that makes Arsenal so garbage?
>inb4 money

I bet Ajax doesnt have a huge warchest.

where are all the shitters from the eternal arsenal thread? i thought more people would post here because that bluff of a team

>that replay
he literally missed from 2 yards LMAO

Based Valencia

VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS

You weren't in Lisboa i see

lol

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Stan

kek

BASED NEGRO
REVENGE FOR THE FOUL

I gotta be honest lads I never rated Rodrigo and Guedes and i'm surprised they're still playing at a high level

poor management and garbage players

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Estrogen tablets spiking the London drinking water

HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU ANGLO KEKS HAHAHA

VAMOS CARALJO

Lulz arse u sux

OH NO NO NO

>arse

AMUUUUUUUNT

lol

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LADS

>the Anglo-Saxon premier division

I hope nobody compares puny EPLel to LaLiga again

Are you that seething Croat?

Vamooos Lads

lol
>arselel

Valencia coach is cute

KEK
conceding an away goal in 10 mins

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FUCKOFF

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>its another defeat

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Why are valencia so defensive in line up?
Why did they waste hundreds of millions of a stadium that will never get built?

>this kills the EPL fuckboy

dish served cold

Valencia goal webum.

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>Mustafi is playing football
How. Was it a lottery win? Why can't I play football?

Pervasive culture of failure at the club, the second anything important is on the line they all tense up and play like shit. We hoped it was a problem that would go away when we ended the trophy drought in 2014, then when Wenger left, but it's clearly still here. Not sure what it takes to get rid of it desu, we've changed so many players and a manager

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

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ITS

Lel

webm?

ROBBIE

>shartsenal

>Why Yes! I do support another team with will win zero trophies this season haha look at your misfortune :^)

arsenal is the most underwhelming club ever

there's just something so inherently depressing and lifeless about them

I'M TIRED

holy shit that cross

AHAHHAHAHAHHAA EPL BTFO

I was in Estoril, and did a few trips to Lisboa - the only time I saw blacks were some Africans on the beach trying to sell beach rugs to tourists for like 10 euros when you can buy in the nearby shop for 3 kek

I've seen Pogba get a yellow for tackle from behind with no intent to play the ball, PL in practice has different set of rules on that.

Based webum poster

3 arse lels
1 valnig
who would win asspee?

I'M TIRED ROBBIE

Kek, one year you might survive EL semis arselel

>arse anal
Lmao what a joke

>norwegian webm poster

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based highlight poster

That's poobag getting manure favours from the ref

>Why are valencia so defensive in line up?
Key injuries
>Why did they waste hundreds of millions of a stadium that will never get built?
Pre-2008 hubris

>the virgin epl
>the chad la liga

Why do frauds like Emery get jobs like this when there are loads of managers lower down the table and leagues who are far more inspiring and innovative?

>literally chasing the ball like headless chicken

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and that's a good thing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Is the Emirates the least fortressy of the top English teams stadiums?

thanks norgebro

kek, looks even funnier with that cap on

Imagine getting dominated by a team that just recently lost to Eibar and Rayo

ITT we congratulate Chelsea on winning the Europa League

>double-barrelled surnames

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>field 4 CBs to have overwhelming height and strength advantage on set-pieces
300 iq play

HOLY SHIT WHAT HAS HE THINKING

They're professional footballers, they know what they're doing.

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Jesus, Arsenal is dogshit what the fuck

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yes, even etihad is better lol

>muh top 6
Valencia would easily finish 4th in the EPL.

> Maitland-Niles
> Not English

haha what the fuck are they doing

holy fug

300 IQ play

tbf they didnt even really need a new stadium atleast financially. the mestalla is already massive as is and would barely add capacity.

>baitland niles

>I stayed up til 3am for this
Could have been 0-3 already. Just kill me.

You say that like the Etihad hasn't been cirywinslol for years

Arsenal are officially shitters
Can't see them finishing top 4 in the next 10 years

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LACAGETTE

lmao

support you local club mao dong lee

MERCI LA FRANCE

>valencia

FUCK

is Niles rarted?

>lel liga
APOLOGISE

Lovely goal that. Lovely.

OUTPLAYED

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Conceding to arselel

Lmao

he's black, go figure

BUDCUT

apologize

Hmm not bad, arsecuck

THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE THE CASSETTE

APOLOGIZE
pretty goal

Stream??

Yep, with the hardest being old trafford, since even united cant score there

Arsenal are dog shit and all of their fans are niggers and shitskins.

Neto fucked up, if you rush out this far you have to get the ball.

APOLOGISE

hesgoal dot (com)

shit I stopped watching, please norway bro post webm

>Eplel

I don't mind arsenal, but honestly who gives a fuck who wins the Europa League?

Neither arsenal or Chelsea are capable of doing anything in the champions League next year.

Arsenal goal webum.

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>tfw LeL Liga defending meme is real

How much hair products does Emery use jc

this but unironically

What is Xhaka’s IQ?

fuck you misha

get a load of this guy

t. chelski fan

Why didn't he shoot immidietly?

best poster on Yea Forums right now

EINTRACHT!

>chelshit

Is Suarez playing?

I'm English. And I do anyway as well. Got a Hangzhou Greentown pin on my backpack and I went to the stadium to watch the match on sunday.

Future 300 iq thread OP

Chlelsea

Kepa is garbage the fuck

reminder that it's actually 1-2 because of away goals

He ded bro

salah would have missed this

>I'm English
how is life over there, is it like living in an alternate dimension

>CHELSHIT

>Hangzhou Greentown
Supporting a Chinese league one team, very brave

Pretty good goal desu

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u wot m8?

100% yes. That's a perfect description.

Do you regret it lad or are you sort of in the routine now

Whats emersson purpose am i just a brainlet that doesnt see his value?

I'm a Wolves fan, upside down fren.

>american intellectual

THE WATCH

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GOOOOOOOOOOwait.....yesitisAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

MERCI LA FRANCE !

fun game so far

>valelcia

Fun fact, that's not a watch but a phone and Turpin received a call.

>they dont rate cacazette

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OH FUCK I MISSED IT
YES ANYWAY

Whoa. Again, not bad arsecuck.

>netto

>field 4 cbs
>can't defend
Why is spanish football so shit?

absolutely top quality goal

>Diakhaby
>Lacazette
Who else /Lyon/ here?

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Yfw arselel win the Europa League, absolute STATE of this competiton

Arsenal second goal webum.

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>shito

Why is Guendozi so useless

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POST YFW YOU BETTED ON ARSENAL

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>4 CBs
Literally Pulisball.

...

LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE LA BAGUETTE

Would sniff both their feet :)

so many blacks and women in the crowd

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fucking risky business mate.

how much have you lost on arse recently?

WE GOT TOO COCKY, VALENTHIABROS

hmmm

You mean to tell me cacazette has never scored an arselel hattrick?

pfffffft

>>>>>>grandson

would do weird anal stuff with both, amateur french porn has taught me your girls love butt stuff

most dangerous comeback

first time betting arse

Does that scare you?

>lel liga defending

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are all arsenal players homo?

tybglt

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they have a lot of s.oyboys lol

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imagine all the teenage slags getting creampied tonight by juicy black cock

jews, niggers and James fucking May
nice crowd you got there, bongs

THANK YOU BASED GOAL LINE TECHNOLOGY

> Porn
> Representative of the population
> ????

Nice header desu

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What would we be doing without VAR

name a more iconic cuck duo than nz and usa

>flag
checks out

How can a professional centerback lose his man in such a dumb way? That's school recess tier

think I'm sticking with this game today

>hating on James may the most based man in the world
how fucking plebeian you are

That's not VAR.

thanks GLT

>english dental care

2 points off promotion last season. We're a big side.

In the routine I guess. I enjoy it here. No regrets. Much more going on here than in England. Although having a government that does and bans whatever it likes is a pain. I just got back from a bar that had a red banner saying "sweep out the black (i.e. rotten) elements in our society". It's creepy. There was also "big brother can suck my dick" spray-painted in English on the wall inside.

>that mini-orgasm when an english team scores

Are all eng commentators this biased?

Me on the right

>dissing James fucking May
Hold it right there m8

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you're just trying to dissociate yourself from the kiwi stereotypes init

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>commentator says "portuguese wide man"
>i hear "portuguese white man"
memes have impared my hearing

why do the supports sing the Hovis song?

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Yeah my bad

>find homemade anal stretching porn, non-professional
>9 times out of 10 the woman is french
it's not coincidence mate

>obamaya

>auba

>Barack

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Hope your boys get promoted this season user :)
I'm probably off to China next year to work on my Chinese so hopefully our sides can meet wherever I end up. 加油

GUEDES

WHOS AFRAID OF THE BIG BAD BAT

>ogbonnayang

you speak any Chinese or do you get by on English? pretty strange place for a proper English lad to end up really

Those are Valenthia fans you mong
Same kek

What makes you think that a person that posts their homemade porn on the internet is representative of the average person you fucking brainlet

>obamayang

Valencia equaliser incoming

just how fucking silent is this stadium
I could hear Cech organizing his wall

>a fucking orange

The atmosphere is so bad at Arsenal. Stadium is completely silent, in an European semi final, that they are winning, and they have 1 european trophy in their whole history

Mustafi > Van Dyke

Because we're not interested in the uploader, we're interested in the women who would take part in tht sort of thing and they tend to be French. This would indicate, in absence of massive coincidence, that you're more likely to engage in weird anal activity with French girls

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你是那个上次说过学汉语新西兰人。不好意思,上次我没有给你回答。我也希望。你支持哪个队?你来中国的话去哪个地方?

Where do you get this copypasta from anyway? Is it a Yea Forums thing?

Yeah, I study the language. English people here studying are not uncommon. Mostly Koreans and Russians though.

t. James May
kys you boring old cunt

They both get EXPOSED on the big stage

Is she Russian?

Didn't to get the memo? >We only sing when >we're winning.

Londoners are also the quietest, hateful people going; unless drunk. The club should move somewhere else in the country

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prime b'itish rose
on the right, her in a few years

>tfw no subhuman gunner slag gf

Thought Adele was a Spurs fan desu

I'd fuck both
If they wanted to

no u

The silence is triggering me so much, lads

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是啊。我还不知道会去哪里,可能想去上海。我可能会来教英语然后就练习中文。现在在大学学习汉语,会计和金融。

Thank god Yea Forums didn't screenshot me when I appeared in the crowd on MOTD

Would ravage the one in the red jacket tbqh

me too, even if they didn't wanted to

based

>fake david luiz btfo

Salvini is going to send you home Babomgo.

arsenal best club of london

/hm/ did tho

I remember arselel players telling me ozil was elite and better than de bruyne and Silva etc

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Careful lad, the way the UK is going I unironically believe posts like this will be brought up against you if anyone ever accuses you of not being a paragon of PC virtue

Nah he'll be fine

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Is Guedes supposed to be future of Portugal?

And by players I obviously mean fans :^)

There is a difference between not being PC and being a literal racist

We’re safe on 4chins... for now. Just wait until Dianne Abbott is in control of the police.

i remember people telling me arsenal was a british club

Hello guise just came what happened?

Silva is just as shit

Frankfurt 1 - 1 Chelsea

Salaam Jacinda.

HALF TIME
A
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T
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Fuck Violencia.

Another grade F post by THAT flag

France saved the day once again because anglos can't into football

Oi! Don't disrespect the last Spanish team in Europe.

Gordon Ramsay > Raymond Blanc, change my mind

Valencia is Aragonese, not Spanish.

Top of the morning, Brexit Bro

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Clearly your brain is too spongiformed to change.

Valencia is cryptocatalan

You’ve no idea just how accurate that picture is. Every single town in Britain looks like that.

Valencia is not spanish, is from the Paisos Catalans.

t. Jean-Pierre 'John' Sacrébleu

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holy fucking kek, that's too perfect

Los Paisos Catalans no existen hijo de puta

It's staggering how a quick meme can represent 90% of British high streets so well

god I wish that were me

Hooting

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SLAGS

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Arsenal will need to get another here to have a little security, 2-1 is a killer score in a first leg.

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我推荐你首先在中国学至少一个学期汉语,才去教英语。这样能习惯跟中国人交流,然后工作时跟同事们可以练习你的汉语。还有我推荐不要去上海。在上海并不用说汉语因为他们一般会说英语,而且为了在上海工作需要很多经理。你去二三线城市吧。那里可以学得更好,天天用汉语生活,还有工作比较轻松。

A llorar a tu puta casa, facha.

whom'st?

anorexia

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT

8 seconds

they look like they fuck niggers

Da EyyAiiy is helpin us to discovas the histawrical sites sheeiiiiit

>this thread

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God why can't Arsenal ever look convincing while winning

Fucking kek, I hate that advert.

>watching adverts in 2019
come on mate

Don't worry, the Republic will return when our eurobros help us to get rid of Spain. It is just a matter of time that they realise how fascist and antidemocratic they are. In five year we will be an independent nation AGAIN.

And of course, Valencia and Baleares will join us in the near future.

我已经学中文学了3年了,还有经常跟中国人聊天。我上次去上海的时候感觉他们不说那么多英语,可是我看过很多人这样说。我看太多二三线城市的memes哈哈哈

Why does the main commentator sound like moss from IT crowd?

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>arse already trailing to an away goal
>second leg in Spain
Chelsea v Valencia will be fun

how old is this individual, please I need to know before MI5 breaks down my door for clicking this

Thats a dude, bruh

>using airport's wifi

A-Am I fucked lads?

>This start of second half

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Imagine your 6th placed team being comfortably dominated by the 6th placed team in PL

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They'll sut down your plane for posting on Yea Forums

lmao

Concha tu madre

God La Liga teams that don't have 'Barcelona' or 'Madrid' in their names fucking suck lmao

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probably as old as this girl

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I don't really watch soccer, but I'm just here for the half time fap. am I the only one?

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Gotta stop fapping mate, porn ruins your brain and you don't get aroused when actual irl women do shit with you

>this guy checking my dubs

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>falling for the nofap meme

>cacazette

>cacazette

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>cacazette

good thing he scored 2 already

Pero caca zet

Free header missed

Makes no sense whatsoever

学你马勒隔壁 滚出中国你个傻逼

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>Cacazette

Comical

Fucks sake

>LACASHIT

> 美国旗帜
你知道你不用VPN吧,五毛先生。

>CACAZETTE

>singing aftv intro song

embarrassing

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LELCAZETTE

>Cacazette

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>Le never scores hat-tricks man

you lads want to stop taking over Africa, cheers x

OH NO NO NO

What's a good resource to start learning Chinese?

>being so fucking late on streams
lmao, at this rate norway bro will make webms before you see it live

哦,你的学业比我多。我还觉得上海不合适。工作经历还关键。上海的英语老师很多。这是你第一次教英语的话,你的工资会比较低,或者说不定找不到工作,而且生活花费很高。

What do you fucking idiot. It was harder to miss than to score

>Gameiro
>Wass
How many Ligue 1 rejects will there be on the pitch?

Diakhaby is one big bvll isn’t he

操你妈叫劳资五毛 我他妈为啥要用VPN你个傻逼 再他妈惹老子我他妈跑到新西兰干你你个死基佬

learn japanese if you really have to learn an asian language

valelcia to score another one next

I already speak Japanese.

Arsenal cunts diving like usual, hope someone gets their legs broke

>lacaflop

学你妈 白皮司马笑哈哈

すみません

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>Arsenal's foul
>yellow for Valencia

kek

I've never seen a player so consistently good yet immune to ever looking great

明白了,你觉杭州怎么样?

Kek

謝ることないよ

kek你妈了个逼 操你妈的把你家地址post上来 劳资现在就订机票去干你

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>Cech
>Koscielny
>Guendouzi
>Aubameyand
>Cacazette
>Diakaby
>Guedes
>Wass
>Gameiro

Arsenal will score the 3-1 in the next five minutes.

来呀

nmb给个地址啊傻b

valencia equalizes in the next 5 minutes, check em

expected the ball to be slight touched?

I can't remember how many times I've watched Ozil substituted

杭州也比较贵。房租真的太高。

你好不好?说出来你真实的感情吧。我们可以帮助你 :)

SHITTYTARIAN

Ow.

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帮你麻痹 不需要你们这些傻逼帮 帮你妈了个逼 劳资的事儿你帮不了 妈的 去你妈的 草

Gabriel dead.

no no no

fug that hurts

Cancermeiro.

Nice move Gameiro

我现在的租金比中国租金已经更贵得多。 我的房间是四千人民币差不多一个月。

Joli

>muller.webm

kill yourself parasyte

Can Arsenal ever win a game convincingly?

ching chong nip nong ching chang chong

嗯,你觉得从什么时候迷上了别人的妈妈?本来为什么有这种毛病?

Also
>memery

reminds me of that webm of the dumb doggo that can't catch a single thing

Ping ching pang chonk pink chonk nip nop pong chang?

God, both teams are shit.

>Match Thread #1

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well fuck

Not bad ars, not bad

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MERCI LA FRANCE !

FUCKING YEEESSSS

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LELIGA BTFO

Arsenal third goal webum.

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Ping ching chong chin bang ban gok ching kan bong.

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nice

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>the caliphate of (You)

WAKANDA FOREVER

Wo tongyi

>le tells you the score after a goal man

t. Brainlet scared of other languages because they can't learn one

yung obama

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tung bang chak
bing hong chin ping gan kua

>Wasting time talking foreign
Piss off, wog

>LEILGA

Joke of a league, fucking kek

Chang Khan ping pang kon ching ton chong Ting ching pong son khal tol bong!

see you in the final arsey bois

>one last chance
>get everyone forward
>better take a short corner
Goddamn mongs.

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Blond hair blue eyes actually

chink larping as a nord
pathetic

learning another language is the ultimate form of cuckoldry

hai tan kua chan che ka kung pong jang qin ga

Gang bao? Wo tao wu shi fon zhao han cha bing bong.

Why is Guendozi on the stands?

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Kek

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Che gung hua, wong ging pong che jang.

>irish
nigger

who won guys the radio transmission stopped?

Xi yi ge pang khat pang ve ching de yin jing nan sua tong xing lian

I love ARSE

>that high percentage of engl*sh blood
do that world a favor and kys, same goes for all other anglos itt

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based albanian

This

> Macedonian
You're basically a dune coon kys

Kek, arsenal making England proud in Europe this week. Who would've thought

The allies

ju jing kang wo jan kua ling

Watch when Valencia smack a bitch up 2-0 in the Mestalla next week. Amunt!

>this monstrosity can afford to travel whilst you'll never leave your borat village in Macedonia

oof yeesh

>tfw i get some (you)s before going to sleep

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Why are there so many foreign Arsenal fans?

>3% norway
pathetic

Because Arsenal has no english players

Because they're the good guys. Every other top Premier League side is scum.

Unnskyld, Norsk venn

>wo jan kua ling
Wo mei jong wa youu kauoyo xuetzu ianzi zii shujao

For me it is because New Zealand has a single professional team and they play their home games 8 hours away from me and their away games in a different country (Australia) lol

im so mad, why the fuck did we play 5atb when we have only used it once vs fucking alaves and lost, what the fuck marcelino, just play fucking 4-4-2 with diakhaby and parejo as cms, and why the fuck didn't gameiro and rodrigo start up top? guedes isn't a striker, he's a winger ffs, and if you're not going to use gameiro, use lato as a lm so we can be more defensive,
shit game, shit defending from roncaglia, a shitty performance from neto, rodrigo nowhere to be seen, same with guedes
also don't even get me started on that fucker soler, literally a 2B tier player, "p-pero es d-de la t-terreta" fuck off he's shite

lmao

>tapping_head_black_man.jpg

I wouldn't be too mad. Arsenal are pretty poor away from home. Score an early goal and they're liable to self-destruct.

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Visit Rwanda

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KEK

Me in the middle.

Me on the right

So New Zealands literally just like another australian province? Like wales for the english? Guess you and the welsh are both sheep shaggers anyway

No we just don't give a fuck about football enough to have our own professional league so they have to play in the Aussie one

Can confirm we are sheep shaggers though

Dont worry will be 2-0 Valencia at the Mestalla.