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rapties will be exposed tonight
My obliques are sore and I don’t like going to the gym just for leg stuff. I roll that into other workouts.
I'm rooting for anyone but the Warriors.
Wolves get a chip next year. Wiggins gonna brake out
76ers already got exposed in game 2. Other than Siakam and Kawhi, rest of he raptor shot 16% from the field and the Sixers still blew a 20 point lead and only won by 5. They got those 5 extra points over that play where Butler did a Harden jacknife with his legs and got the foul and Danny got T’d up when he called bullshit.
*ahem*
go /snakes/.
>other than siakam and kawhi
there are other players besides siakam and kawhi? lmfao
also
>only won by
still took the W, shitposting moron-kun
The Big 2 will explode tonight
Do you stretch before and after you're done with your sets?
So this discord thing, Harry killed it?
>snake chopped up into a bunch of tiny pieces just like my raptor are chopping up the Sixers playoff ambitions into a bunch of tiny pieces
pottery...
Because i go hard every day that isn't thursday
If Ibaka, who has averaged 15ppg all season shoots 2, and Freddy, who has averaged 11 all season shoots 0, and Danny, who has averaged 10 all season shoots 3, and you still only win by 5 that’s a really bad sign
Fair enough.
Let him console himself with the lies he constructed because soon enough the illusion will crumble down and he'll have to face with the truth, and by that I mean Toronto walking all over Philly.
Yeah, I just went a bit too heavy with the weight for the oblique workout yesterday
>the thunder are going to sweep the blazers!
>game 1 was a fluke, we only lost because we shot 5/30 from 3! we'll never shoot this poorly again!
is toronto the methlahoma of canada?
>Regular Season performance always translates into Playoffs performance
Being a leaf, you ought to know a thing or two about disappearing acts.
Based croat, my greatest frenemy on /nba/
Aight, carry on.
Bucks warriors finals
Bucks win 4-2 an upset that'll break up the warriors ala 2004 Lakers/pistons
But my raptor already stomped filthadelphia in game 1 with average team shooting while philly has yet to score my than 100 points against them??
Obviously it doesn’t, but if those guys had played even a quarter as well as they did in the regular season we would have won that game.
you're ignoring the fact that ben simmons scored 6 and tobias harris only got 9 despite their averages in regular season. it wasn't a good game for the sixers either but they still won. raptors fans are delusional
Always a pleasure.
Philly got fucked by Toronto in the regular season whenever they met and now that they have Gasol, they're good as dead.
curry bros, why isnt our boy this good anymore
that was before philly game planned for the raptors. Remember game 1 against the nets how the sixers looked clueless with no chemistry, and then as they figured them out they got better?
Harris and Simmons are shit and will always play like shit against the raptors
Cope
send
lin
in
take
wowry
out
>mfw the Sixers btfo the Raptors later
>cope
>while literally and unironically typing 'only won by'
Those Bebob and the Big O ones are great.
Philly’s offense didn’t improve at all though...?
This post season has been pretty comfy for me and other Blazers fans. This is the type of run that draws interest from free agents, kind of like when the warriors took the next step and Andre left the nuggs and helped start a dynasty. I'm not delusional though, I know we won't attract the top level talent but the second tier guys will be interested in joining the Blazers, especially after they sweep the Denver in 6.
joel embiid was literally shitting his pants on the court and butler dropped 30 on the crapties lol
You guys would be pretty legit if you got a Butler type dude. Harris would be a good fit on that team too.
>get your ass beat at home
>mouth off like you just won the series
Why are Canadians so small-brained?
Embitch always shits his pants when Gasol guards him lmfao
once KD joins the blazers in the offseason they will be unstoppable
>gasol
literally who?
Cause the Magic inflicted a worse loss on us ahaha. Even they gave us more trouble in that series than you guys will
He spends too much time fagging around acting like his arms are wings or some shit, or whatever the fuck he's doing. That and the fact he's made of glass and plays to avoid contact which is why he's so shit at the rim these days. I can't wait for KD to leave and this dike gets exposed as an above average guard in todays game.
The emBLEED aka medical joe aka emBITCH killer
you won one series against arguably the worst or second worst team in the playoffs, and then took a game off a team that needed 7 games to beat the 7th seed. Your team is only marginally better than last years, you've just faced way easier competition.
that said you're probably right. NBA players don't really go by what team is the best in a vacuum and only seem to care about results.
>exposed
for what? not being as good at 32 as he was at 26? oh nooooo
Is Jimmy Butler elite?
Stopped trying once KD got there because he knows the Servant will always bail them out.
yep. also, see you in the finals blazies.
No, he is not.
Literally cope in graph form. Is shit like this actually comforting to leafs?
Anyone but the rockets and warrior should be celebrated like it’s Victory day
Butler would be pretty based but would probably require trading CJ to make room on the starting lineup which i don't think they'll do now that him and Dame are playing so well. It makes more sense to go after a SF or PF like Harris like you mentioned and he would be a great fit. Khris Middleton would be nice too and maybe Julius Randle but I worry Nurk and Randle in the paint together will probably get too cramped unless Julius continues to improve his 3pt shot.
Imagine being so delusional you can’t stomach cold, hard numbers. Hope you’ll still be around /nba/ tonight when the Sixers get booed off their home floor again after suffering an embarrassing loss
KDs story arc would be great. Return to the team that selected Oden over him to bring them a chip.
Legacy sealed.
>Imagine being so delusional you can't stomach cold, hard numbers.
Like 94-88? or 16%?
>Imagine not understanding that 1-1 (Sixers gain homecourt advantage) are the only cold hard numbers that count
An elite dickhead.
There’s 5 elite players. Lebron, Harden, KD, Steph, Kawhi. Then you have the ones stuck underneath or can ascend one day when the old guard is dead. Your Kyries and Embiid type players.
Bulter lives in the world underneath those guys. The odd jobs, the pain in the necks, fleas sucking blood off some sap. The rock that gets caught in your shoes before you inevitably deal with it. Oladipo, Kemba, and Butler and such
Hail Mary full of grace
Yes, you can’t stomach either of those numbers because they point to an aberration of bad play for my raptor that will not continue.
Homecourt doesn’t mean too much when your own fans will boo you off the court in a hot second lol
God bless you all
nurse better match gasol's minutes with embleed's minutes
tired of seeing embleed draw fouls on ibaka's retarded ass
>steph
>anywhere close to KD-Kawhi-Bron tier
>arguably the worst or second worst team in the playoffs
haha what? Blazers made OKC look like shit just like they did the nuggies last night. Pacers, Pistons, Magic, Nets, Jazz, all worse than OKC. Thunder should beat all those teams in a 7 game series but I guess Westy can chuck them out of any game so who knows.
He also better not send out that goddamn midget lineup that includes FVV, Norm and Meeks
Morning losers
>unanimous
>league
>M
>V
>P
May God bless you as well, brother.
okay but i can equally point to some of the sixers numbers as aberrations of bad play (or illness in embiids case) and write off any and all raptor wins
this isn't going anywhere if you're just going to be stubborn and autistic
Jazz and Magic (the latter only because they had the best D in the NBA after ASB) would probably have beaten the thunder but other than that I agree
Middleton would be a good addition
>Homecourt doesn’t mean too much when your own fans will boo you off the court in a hot second lol
Reminder that the Sixers had a losing record on the road this year (but not in this series lol) but were 31-10 at home
yeah, 3 years ago. That steph doesn't exist anymore
Oh, can you give me one instance of Embiid scoring more than 16 when guarded by Gasol? If you’re going to pretend Gasol doesn’t give Embiid fits then I don’t know what to tell you. Time and time again he has been shut down by Big Spain. It’s evidently not an aberration that your best player always plays like shit when guarded by that dude.
Teams are so scared of Steph that they're regularly doubling him at half court, and taking the 4 on 3 mini fast break against the rest of the warriors in the half court instead. With this roster, while he's injured.
after more thought I agree about the Jazz, that series could go either way. The Magic though would struggle to score since Vucevic goes into ghost mode as soon as it matters but like you said the D could frustrate them enough to choke.
I know it doesn't seem like it because the media doesn't want him to be MVP anymore, but his stats were absurd this season. Admittedly this playoff run has been weak though.
Who has the better future, the Mavs or Hawks
if embiid scoring less than 16 because hes guarded by gasol somehow nullifies this 'aberrations of bad play' meme, pascal literally scored less than sixteen because he was guarded by embiid. start arguing at any point.
The Mavs have Done, so I'm gonna have to go with them.
>Texan boys club that’s mired in controversy
>the 2nd dumbest team in the league
Tough call, I guess Mavs.
The Raptors have no future
How’s Brexit going?
How's the visa application going?
The hawks lowkey have a squad that just needs experience and an above average to good wing, which they could get in the draft. The mavs seem way to reliant on free agents and KP being anything close to what he was
>pascal literally scored less than sixteen because he was guarded by embiid. start arguing at any point.
He scored 21 though?
>Barkley says something
>Shaq immediately gets triggered and asks him how many rings he has
Always amusing to see these two bicker with one another.
James Dolan lol
The Raptors are fucked if they can't get a lot more help from their bench. The Sixers figured out that they can limit Kawhi enough with SImmons, and have Embiid shut down Siakam, which forces the offense to go through old man Gasol (who can be handled by Harris). A big part of it has been limiting the Raptors ability to dictate matchups in the half court. Also, they threw double teams at Kawhi at the right time to force him into being a distributor, which he is not good at. The Sixers are set up nicely, and the Raptors really need to make some big adjustments if they're going to win the series.
>find me one instance
not on december 5th :^)
If he sold his stake in the team and focused full time on his band, would the kicks become relevant again?
lol @ the retards ITT who genuinely are believing and getting into autistic arguments about player vs player matchup like raptors vs &^ers isn’t a battle of coaching
This. They’re about to get swept in five. Leafs btfo yet again
Man you can see it on Kawhis face, all hes thinking about is chilling on the beach next year
you guys are so much more concerned about this match than actual raptors fans. its in the bag. appreciate u all keeping us in your thoughts though
>this entire thread
>leaf basketball IQ
>this match
Raptors management has to see it coming too, I mean the dude cucked them out of 22 games this year so he could save himself for a team he actually wants to play for. Thigh bruises don't last two years lol.
Hey all I said is that Mavs have a better future than the hawks and suddenly people start shit that didn't need to be started.
Did I hurt some Atlantan’s feelings or something?
That image is obviously shopped you faggots
See the difference is that Embiid has NEVER scored more than 16 against Gasol, versus Siakam having one bad game. Do you really not think it’s significant that Embiid never seems to be able to go off against this guy in 6 contests? That he NEVER has scored more than 16?
Maybe I’m expecting a little too much critical thinking from a denizen of philly
When are the warriors crumbling? this shit is boring
why won't kawhi start in drake town :(
>loses at home
>"haha we are killing you guys! go raptors!"
>player matchups don’t matter in a game where there are only 5 players for a team on the floor at any given time
Imagine being this much of a brainlet
Patience.
This summer possibly. It's all in the hands of KD really. Granted, we don't know if Curry has been chilling these last few years because he has KD to back him up. For all we know, KD could leave then Curry returns to his 2014 self.
>Kyle Lowry: 33
>Kawhi status: gone
>Valanciunas: traded for one year of Gasol
>VanVleet: Legit G leaguer
>Ibaka and Green: Washed
Feel sorry for Siakam desu
imagine those 5 players possibly including jodie meeks, FVV, serge ibaka, and gasol in any order on the floor at the same time lol
I dont think KD is leaving.
Maybe klay ? Would be the obvious answer for cap space + isnt his contract almost over ? But I cant see where he would go. I guess he would fit incredibly well in sacramento or atlanta systems/rosters.
They’ve rebuilt from worse conditions. Go drink some tea.
>I don’t think KD is leaving
My man D’Angelo Russell just can’t catch a break baka -_-
just because it makes your pants bulge a bit doesn't make it shopped user.
Maybe you need to come to terms with your sexuality.
I think klay would probably take a paycut to stay in gs. He's made it clear it's the only place he wants to play
>i see myself having a statue outside of the new arena
yeah hes def leaving
klay knows deep down hes not worth the max
I don't think KD is leaving either desu
How mad will /nba/ be when my raptors win the chip and kawhi stays? I'm expecting that nigel to kill himself.
Klay would probably play for food, lodging and weed desu.
STAY
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>leafs
>ever making the finals
you're a funny man
Exactly, that would be a horrible lineup and not dependent on coaching to be awful
He knows he'll be exposed if he has to consistently be the best player every game. Right now he can just coast and occasionally blow up for a big game because he has KD and Curry carrying
Thoughts on Masai showing interest in the Wizards job? I import my tea from your home of India
I don't especially like the raptors but I enjoy a good seething and I have to admit that rapties taking it all would be all-time great banter.
>exposed
everyone knows he's a roleplayer.
ok so how come nurse keeps putting (some of/all of) that lineup in if everyone knows its bad
I'm already bisexual I got nothing to hide. And curry ain't for me
Dunno, his experimentalist borders on retardation sometimes. Not saying that coaching doesn’t matter, obviously, I’m merely ridiculing the retard who said that player matchups don’t matter
I slightly disagree.
I find his defence is top 10%, and his spot up shooting + positionning are legit god tier.
Hes not worth max, but very very close to it.
>I'm already bisexual
Bros....my Rapties status?
Its certainly a possibility... but another possibility is the Raps losing to bucks in 6, while Masai and Kawhi abandon ship.
>I'm already bisexual
>I find his defence is top 10%
based. kaly's defense is never talked about
Not as mad as they'll be when Kd wins another Fmvp and stays with my dubs
>tfw no friends to watch the bigg ame with
I'll watch with you user. Wya?
>I’m already bisexual
you’re either gay or you’re not, pick one you tumblr whale
You can watch with us.
Unshook
Nah, bi is a thing
We"re your frens now
> pick one
No, lmao
i predicted a 76ers comeback in game 2. and here i am now predicting an even stronger game for philadelphia in game 3
Because 99% of people talking about ball never hooped in their life, they dont know how important is defence and positionning.
Notice how stephanie "fraud" curling is positionned in this semi-famous picture. NBA is plagued by stat padding faggots.
My only question is why would KD NOT leave? He did it, he hit the threepeat and proved to everyone that in a situation where he had no excuse but to be a champion, he was. He got his rings and thats great. Now he should forge his own dynasty and add that extra level to his career. If he sits around in SF with the Warriors winning championships its cool and all but it lack romance. It he truly wants to be the greatest he needs to go somewhere where it matters and make shit happen. Bringing the Knicks their first championship in 40 years is one way, bringing the Clippers to the WCF for the first time ever as well as bringing them their first championship is another, arguably greater way. Plus in that second scenario he gets to take a fat shit on Lebron, the only person considered “greater” than him thats currently playing the game.
>doesn't wanna get dunked on my man twice his side
>somehow a bad thing
you're being unreasonable
Bc there is an excellent chance he won't win shit with those other dysfunctional orgs
As a former Navy Seal I had the pleasure of knowing put it
>There once was an engineer who built bridges
>He was the best around, no one could match his skill
>All of his projects were unrivaled in scale and beauty
>However one day, everything changed
>He sucked another dudes dick
>From then on, he was known as the dick sucking bridge builder
His point was this - if you do gay shit, youre gay. Theres no going back. Sure you could fool yourself, but in the end once you suck that dick, or get your butt fucked, you have become the dick sucking bridge builder.
words of wisdom. it's too bad you don't have a son you could impart that knowledge onto
That simply isnt true regarding the Clippers. Jerry West. End of story. But to add to that, Ballmer has insanely deep pockets and is committed heart and soul to the franchise and its success, and Doc is a great coach. The players on the team currently have great chemistry and the way they pushed this season is a testament to this. With KD on board they could have pushed all the way, with KD and Kawhi it would have been a near cake walk.
KD is also sufficiently close to SF in LA to where his new business interests would still be closeby.
The main argument for his departure to NY would be his assets out there, but that organization is a clusterfuck. Only time will tell.
>3:50
lmao this nigga dunked on lowry based mullatto meme chucker
im angry
Cringe, t.b.h
Come up with a real reply and get back to me you dick sucker
Fine, if he can go to the Clips with Kawhi I agree it makes sense. Actually it makes a ton of sense Tbh. But anything else is a lateral move or a step down, and the Knicks feels like a career ender to me.
get a life homophobe this is a peaceful thread
Epic xD
I was talking how about he aint even guarding kyrie cutting or being ready for a rebound ( everybody can fuck up dunks)
DLO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
facts
I've been shitting on the Clippers since they drafted Benoit Benjamin and this year is honestly the first time I have nothing but good things to say about them now and know they'll be a top team for years to come.
Dude there are lots of places on the web that are faggot frendly but this is not one of them tbqhwy
Imagine being this obsessed
hopefully he wasn't as dumb as Damon Stoudamire who had herb wrapped in aluminum foil at the airport.
/nba/ is literally afraid of everything. women, homosexuals, brown people. damn.
im not afraid of any of those people
>stating facts is somehow a value judgment
Suck all the dicks you want, I dont care honestly, im just stating facts. Not even saying its bad.
Dick sucking bridge builders
*repulsed by
>tftp
I'm afraid of brown people. But who isn't
No player with ATLEAST 2 brain cells will go to knicks as long as james dolan is here, unless they have no other choice.
1. Michael Jordan
2. Kareem Abdul Jabbar
3. Larry Bird
4. Vern Mikkelsen
5. Moses Malone
6. Dave Cowens
7. Kevin Garnett
8. Tim Duncan
9. Bill Walton
10. Sam Jones
11. Steph Curry
12. Rick Barry
13. Steve Nash
14. Elgin Baylor
15. Don Kojis
16. Dan Issel
17. Jason Kidd
18. Rudy Larusso
19. George McGinnis
20. Hot Rod Hundley
21. Bob Cousy
22. Spencer Haywood
23. Connie Hawkins
24. Zelmo Beaty
25. Kevin McHale
26. Clyde Frazier
27. Dick Van Arsdale
28. Bob Love
29. John Havlicek
30. Manu Ginobili
31. World B Free
32. Dominique Wilkens
33. Dennis Johnson
34. Mark Price
35. Julius Erving
36. Joe Caldwell
37. Willis Reed
38. Paul Arizin
39. James Worthy
40. Bob McAdoo
41. Chris Mullin
42. Jeff Hornaceck
43. Charles Barkley
44. Wes Unsled
45. Lenny Wilkens
46. Damian Lillard
47. Lou Hodson
48. Jack Sikma
49. Elvin Hayes
50. Karl Malone
51. Tom Van Arsdale
52. Dennis Rodman
53. Hakeem Olajuwon
54. Doug Collins
55. Adrian Dantley
56. John Stockton
57. Avydas Sabonis
58. Don Buse
59. Sidney Moncrief
60. Larry Nance
61. George Mikan
62. Magic Johnson
63. Don Ohl
64. Dick Barnett
65. Bernard King
66. Darryl Dawkins
67. The Big Dipper
68. John Lucas Sr
69. Danny Ainge
70. Mark Eaton
71. David Robinson
72. George Gervin
73. Paul Silas
74. Larry Johnson
75. Norm Van Lier
76. Lionel Hollins
77. Dave Debeschurre
78. Chris Paul
79. Kevin Love
80. Patrick Ewing
81. Shawn Marion
82. Jim Chones
83. Jerry Sloan
84. Walt Hazzard
85. Bob Boozer
86. Doc Rivers
87. Nate Thurmond
88. Clyde Drexler
89. Wilt Chamberlain
90. Jo Jo White
91. Nat Clifton
92. Lucius Allen
93. Rudy Tomjonavich
94. Tree Rollins
95. Allen Iverson
96. Manute Bol
97. Paul Westphal
98. Carmelo Anthony
99. Dick Van Arsdale
100. Gary Payton
Michael Jordan is a psychopathic bum. He dominated during a notoriously weak period of the NBA (post-Bird and Magic, before Kobe). His nemesis was Clyde Drexler. He faced teams full of absolute nobodies with the sole exception of the Utah Jazz (Stockton definitely got the better of him). He had to rely on an incredible supporting cast throughout his career which included Rodman, Pip, Kukoc, Grant and Kerr. He was given the benefit of the doubt on every single play he was involved in. Referees were explicitly told not to call fouls on Jordan. That is a fact. And it makes sense considering he was the face of the NBA and the most massively-marketed athlete of all time.
And I guess that's the reason we have to deal with all of these Jordan shills. Because of Space Jam and Hane's commercials and all of the other "Be like Mike" nonsense. Couple that with the racist hatred that Lebron gets for his social activism and it's no wonder we get these stupid posts. Lebron James literally built a school for poor black children while Michael Jordan was building private prisons used to cage black people. Get fucking real even trying to compare these two guys. There's a reason that Lebron is considered the GOAT on and off the court. He carried teams, often with little to no support. And he did it against elite opposition. Something that Jordan wouldn't be all that familiar with. I don't give an athlete points for going off to play baseball when things get tough.
Lebron gets fouled every time he drives towards the hoop but he's so strong and stoic in his reaction to the hits that these stupid refs miss it. It's also worth noting that Lebron is the greatest high school player of all time while Jordan was irrelevant in high school. If Lebron had played college ball then he would have surpassed Pete Maravich as the greatest college player of all time. But we'll never have that confirmation because he was so good he went straight to the NBA.
I’ve only seen this level of raw autism once before on /nba/... this is the work of sparkspammer/boomerphotospammer, I’m certain of it
you actually typed that
I want a white girlfriend
yeah how much money u got
>women
I have no problems with women and love my gf very much
>homosexuals
I wrote the dick sucking bridge builder post and can say one of the only people I respect as a friend in my life is gay
>brown people
I watch a sport based entirely around brown people and enjoy it a lot. I also play it with brown people and have lots of fun. Notice that this thread is NOT filled with “nigger” posts, less so than most of Yea Forums, really.
Once again Germany shows up and looks like a fucking jackass. Stop groveling and trying to secure social justice brownie points, the Holocaust was over 70 years ago, you dont have to keep overcompensating for it.
have sex.
Post your GOAT starting 5.
PG :
SG :
SF :
PF :
C :
Ill start :
PG : steve nash
SG : jordan
SF : bron duh
PF : duncan
C : the dream
i think any trade will have to involve shipping off CJ. there isnt enough cap otherwise, unless someone is interested in turner's, leonard's and harkless' shitty expiring contracts
Pretty much nailed it but replace Nash with Magic
PG: Don Buse
SG: World B Free
SF: Michael Jordan
PF: Jerry Lucas
C: Red Kerr
>Holocaust was over 70 years ago
Wrong, the Holocaust never happened
>92477261
also hood and kanter (especially kanter) will require much larger contracts since hes still getting paid by new york this year and nurkic is injured badly
/pol/ posters would unironically never watch basketball because of the presence of black people, theyll even say its a shit sport because of the presence of black people, mind numbing stupidity on that board post 2015
Is Imbiid in physical decline?
*signs with golden state and gets a ring*
you know whats better than sweeping the shitxers? letting them win a game and capping their delusion for future keks.
Was he ever not?
What should I get from dominoes bros?
$60k a year
$6k in cash savings
probably diarrhea
Just a reminder that the refs do their best and you guys couldn't do any better.
>6K in savings
Spend your money more wisely buddy
60k is net income ? and you only have 6k in cash savings?
hey big spender
>Greek criticizing spending habits
Giorgos, I...
Based
that is objectively wrong. they are company men pushing a product, noob
If I needed cash in an emergency I could just liquidate my investments. Why would I keep more than $6k in cash? It just keeps getting eaten by inflation
You're going to get swept by the warriors. Just deal with it, rocket queer.
I am a warriors fan you nigger
thats objectively wrong though, the spending habits of the people or the lack of saving accounts were never an issue, on the contrary. tax evasion now, thats another thing as far as citizens are to blame
We gonna sweep those rocket queers then lol
Thats right fren. I think we win the next two titles after that as well
They sleep.
NBA doesn't discriminate like that, don't be a dick man.
this is what a piz' is supposed to look like. pay no mind to chicago or italian anons. pic related is a primo pie
The dough looks really bad and the overall impression I get from that pic is that it's your run of the mill pizza.
needs way more cheese
It was just retarded banter. I know that many Greek people are struggling due to a situation they never could control.
>bron
wew
>Describe the Portland Trailblazers in 1 word
>Real Niggas
>nash
has to be a joke. inferior stockton
>one foot in Los Angeles
>one foot in Brooklyn
>the state of Craptors
>stopton
Clearly the superior za.
checked and actually true, nobody thinks of Tom Hardy or Marlon Brando as fags and they banged dudes
if the rockets still had melo they'd be 1-1 with the warriors right now. They really need someone that can create their own shot when the memes aren't falling
>Raptors could have won.....if they felt like it
>he puts himself in his all time starting 5
b a s e d
Honestly being gay isn't that great. I tried it once, was really horny and thought "fuck it, maybe it won't be so bad." Honestly sucking a dick wasn't that bad, it was kind of hot in a way. I came really hard when he fucked me in the ass too, probably the best orgasm of my life. In fact, I'm kind of jealous of women after that because the sex was way better than any I ever had with a woman.
The only problem is, it just feels empty inside. I can't be attracted to another man. Even if the sex is good, there's nothing quite like the feeling of curling up and snuggling with a qt female. I tried being gay for about a month but had to give it up because it was just so unsatisfying, emotionally and mentally. I never got the feel good love feelings with men the same way I do with females. Even if I'm with a girl I can't stand and the sex is bad, it's still just better to be with her than with a man...I can't really explain why it just is. I still occasionally jerk it to gay porn when I get tired of pussy, but that's it. Honestly wish I could be attracted to men the same way I am to females because getting fucked in the ass was probably one of the greatest experiences in my life.
I cannot imagine being as bitchmade as Enis Kunter. To already have a reputation as a shittalking non-headliner, constantly ducking every situation you bark yourself into. King of NYC? Duck out to the West. Talk shit to a real dictator? Duck out of Turkey but keep your senpai at risk.
Some Nuggets fan chanting 3rd grade shit, "Go back to Turkey, oh wait you can't!"? And the nigga goes straight on twitter and reddit cause he can't hang? Can you imagine being that fucking soft? Ain't no swearing, ain't talking about the color of his skin, ain't calling him any of a dozen things I can read online in 30 minutes, but he goes straight on that phone and acts like a 10-year-old who ain't never been insulted, like some kind of whack child.
Nigga is chilling in PORTLAND, played a game in DENVER, and he's saying the fans are outta line being racist because he heard something that won't taking his microdick into someone's throat. You think those cities full of Bubba and Cletus gunning for his head every week? You telling me this is the worst he's heard? He never heard nothing worse from Knicks fans in NYC, he never heard something worse than that living in America's biggest city?
I cannot understand this shit, nigga softer than a /nba/ anime poster, Charmin Ultra Soft, this nigga jersey triple-ply and quilted. Unreal, how he think he'd hold up in any other era of pro ball. Sad cunt, sad "man", unreal.
And then there’s you, trapped in an impoverished shithole ruled by a dictator who executes people summarily
(You)
nah Dame can only carry so much
be honest with a boomer bros, are >we ever gonna make it?
kek
Not until MJ sells the team or else steps back from directly managing it. Dude doesn’t know how to draft and throws huge contracts at mediocre players.
Kidd-Gilchrist is gonna break out any day now, just you watch
last two digits are saikams pts total tonight
based
last 2 digits is ben simmons point total tonight
Fucking ballhog.
Bout to take a hot, steamy Ben Simmons right before the game tonight
Good luck, haven't dropped a proper Lonzo for two days.
Apparently D'Lo tried to smuggle the weed in a fake Arizona ice tea can. How dumb can you be?
You should try eating a little more fibre. I had the same problem - I would splash Ingram all over my lebron every time I went to take a lonzo, but since I started eating these fibre 1 bars my lonzos have all been solid and (relatively) clean
>jeremy lin out
CRAPTORS BTFO
MIGHT AS WELL FORFEIT
Raps -1.5 is beyond ridiculous, why are the bookies giving away free money?
KawhiRaps will blow out the shitxers by double digits
1st made Raptor basket will be by Gasol.
Gasol over/under 15: Over
Leonard over/under 30: Over
got my life savings on the snakes
I was at a festival mate, a beer and meat diet for a few days is a guarantee for greasy kuzmas or bronstipation.
absolutely redpilled
>why are the bookies giving away free money?
so for the first time in history the bookies have decided to give away money?
if you pop a chub 76ers win
in my experience they've given away free money 58% of the time. then again im no mark with milkduds in his pocket
Somebody fucking kill me, insomnia's taking its toll again and I'm losing my mind because all I want to do is sleep but I just can't seem to.
have you tried lots of weed
Sorry, I'm gay
Why is K-pop so slutty
Don't bend, ascend! It's okay to lose your mind from time to time.
Weed doesn't do shit for me.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is this a GY!BE reference?
Kawhi Leonard is a below average defender and the Raptors fifth best player.
anybody else sick of Dave Meltzer not giving any WWENBA games 5 stars? he shits them out for the New Japan B League. he be like "lul tmac 13 points in 33 sec? 4 1/2 stars, no tokyo dome" shit's retarded
>kawhi averaging 40
>siakam drops an efficient 96
raptors confirmed at least 136 point tonight
your back to back digits means kek is on your side. good luck friend. I also have trouble sleeping, especially after the eastern conference regular season ends, those lull me to deep slumber every time
Koreans are culturally very prudish. Kpop is the response to it the same way rock and roll was in the US back in the 50s.
What will be Embiid's injury/excuse tonight?
I just like the goofy rhyme.
Also, rapties finna bouta get keked.
Just took a massive Embiid
Sixers on the money line is unironically the value play here
That stupid frog should grant me the blessing of a good night's rest, I even went for an hour long walk before midnight and I still can't sleep, which is weird since that was usually the trick that worked. Looks like we're watching Raptors tonight.
Nice trips, man.
no you don't pussy
Yeah, the value goes from you to me. Thanks for gambling.
Paul Pierce is a fucking retard
Sixers +110 nice value confirmed
Celtics sweep in 6
That's not a sweep.
zoomers can't accept The Truth™
He hates my raptor for some inexplicable reason, he must post here...
fuck the process
Philadelphia opened as favorites but you smoothbrains pushed the line with stupid money. Thanks for your service. I’ll be laughing at you soon.
t. Put $300 on the Sixers at +110
>When you create a leddit post and get lots of reponses
>betting in sports
AD so comfy
even when sleeping, WB is the swaggiest
lie
Post game thread, losers
Paul Pierce might be the most insufferable and dumbest pundit I can think of. Yikes
Most game 2s in round 2 were ass, will game 3s be different?
You're posting in it.
kawhi about to manage his load on the 75+1ers
>ripple stream is showing baseball
No, I demand a proper gamethread.
i've got in on ripple
Then make one or fuck off, it's as simple as that.
MY RAPTIES
I'm a busy man and I don't have time to carefully craft a gamethread.
One of you make me a goddamn thread already.
this is it
no gaem thread nigga, there's literally one game on
Just make it yourself, you lazy bum.
GO RAPTOR
ah ok, I changed to navix stream. I prefer it bc it shows the stadium and the events during the pauses
wow neato
dumb spineless bitch doesn't have the balls to make a prediction
I lived one summer about 50 meters from the Sixers arena. The area is surprisingly shit despite being the nicest part of Philly.
stadium feed is always based, nice work
Philly is about to get fucking KLAWED I can feel it
Embiid is already needing 6 treatments a day just to play.
The window is closing insanely fast Philly, next years roster could be totally different
>you now remember the 2018 Cavs
Embleed
>that shirt
Is Philly, dare I say it, a europoorian team ?
>I lived one summer about 50 meters from the Sixers arena
Literally impossible
>the nicest part of Philly
You were never here
seems pretty stacked on paper
b-but dwayne wade is a lifelong heat player and deserves 10000000 tributes and honors and salutes for retiring
GET THIS SHIT
>Philly
>Nice
philly is a complete shithole
50 meters is an exaggeration obviously. I was about 5 blocks away. It was shit.
>scott foster
ah so that explains the spread
>Gasol is g-
Torronto bought Gasol mostly to counter Embiid in the playoff.
>miss first shot
>fault on him
>turn over with a travel
>BOOP
Kawhi is activated
>retiring players always go out with a bang in their last game.
>NBA not rigged
Could they make it less obvious at least.
Kawhi babbies. They will implode next year.
gasol's controller unplugge don a regular basis, how is harris getting open looks
Let's get some thots in dis bitch boiis
NBA is full of hood niggas, niggas are the most homophobic people in america
Goddam, Kawhi having to do everything by himself again
I cannot believe how complete and utter garbo Lowry is. If Kawhi stays, this nigga gone next year
>opposing players don't give retiring stars extra space to score in their final game
Have yuo actually watched a retiring stars final game or just making shit up?
Now what would a Dane know about the hood?
Siakam helps
>all those kids that can only do the fortnite dance
>ynr that time j-rich knocked up Nash's wife with a cuck baby and he didn't find out until it was born
Some of those boys in Copenhagen mean business bro.
sixers bench is so trash
Mike Scott still out?
It's not some intricate conspiracy by the league. The players just simply keep feeding them the ball out of respect and because the games literally don't matter at all.
So exactly how fucked is D'Lo?
serious question guys. Do Raptors fans actually think theres a chance that Kawaii will want to sign long term with these scrubs? Pascal is decent enough but theres just not much else going forward except aging players.
nvmnd there he is.
I'm a real n*gga, I know about the hoods of america through eminem and post malone
Siakam grinding
not at all. $100 fine and the league wont give a shit
>niggers
>ever learning
I baka son
Good thing you didn't say 2Pac or Biggie
Mike Scott plays good for someone who always looks like he needs a nap.
I think he just likes to smoke some weed before games
Why people always gotta be hitting Reddick in the face?
it happens often to give medals to military during a bball game ?
Based big dick Ibaka killing reddit
They are whack compared to mnm
Eject that nigger
based
also based
It’s not real this is his son
Considering his wife is a Latina and Richardson is black his son would not look like this lol
A 1? Eject that fucking nigger.
lmao that shit was assault
technically it was battery. assault is just threatening to use violence
Siakmeme needs to get fucking shot
>The NBA worked an Agreement so that the Raptors have a home broadcast team through the entire playoffs
Actual good teams don't even get that benefit
My mistake
They make an exception because there is no TNT or ESPN in leafland
You now remember that John Wall's career is over.
Green is blazing, Philly's done for.
Who?
idior
>mycareer
>7 foot white rebounding center
>sign with lakers because they offered the best contract
>average 27/8/6 across regular season
>get to playoffs
>sweep blazers
>sweep nuggets
>sweep warriors
>sweep celtics
>FMVP, ROY, 3rd All-NBA
>average 40/14/8 across the entire playoffs
>i had signed a 1-year deal so i went into free agency
>every team offering a max contract and franchise player status
>Wizards reject me (Wall/Beal backcourt plus me would've been fun)
>Bucks reject me because they want me for more than 2 years and won't give me a teammate bonus
>Hawks give me the contract i want
>I look at the roster
>the second-best player is John Collins
>Trae Young is still an 82 overall
fuck my life bros
>cuck nurse
My hatred for Kyle Lowry knows no limits
they won't need to worry about it next season
Kek.
r8 my super funny meme from the first round
cringiest shit I've ever seen an NBA coach do, pathetic
IVERSON
Why are you losers watching this shitty participation trophy series when you could be watching the Miss USA pageant right now?
*subs in manlet lineup for way too long*
pssh nothing personnel
Lowry got holocausted.
Can any of the ladies shoot the three-pointer?
Lowry keeps it up he's gonna get a tech
LOWRY DEAD
Pretty fun game so far actually.
Yo Slowry got nutted
gonna need a webm of that elbow to ballsack
Raptors are hot garbage.
But wait, they're gonna lose only by 5 and that's a spiritual win.
>Makeup call for a nutting
lmao
Don't be putting your buttcheeks in somebody's face though wtf?
I for one will not defend this shit team ever again, bunch of manlets who can't shoot. I hope for his own sake that Kawhi gets as far away from Toronto as possible before he catches the choking disease.
>By protesting a call, Ben Simmons thought he committed the foul and should be fined 52 billion dollars
The city of SN1
What?
VanVleet is, by far, the worst PG on NBA
I don't understand how he's regressed so much, he used to be good. Too much time around Lowry I guess.
Yo can we see some basketball? Fucking whistle blowing contest
I love home team commentary. 100% of calls for their team is justified, but they should also be Techs and Flagrant 2s. For the other team? Every single foul is just hard nosed basketball being overreffed
I get bad insomnia sometimes. It never goes away. See nights ur just up until 4-5 and you know it's coming. Or just staying up all night cause fuck it
i can think of like ten worse off the top of my head
Extremely wrong
Meant to reply to
>Kawhi "I DESERVE THE CALL" Leonard
its only gay if YOU get fucked shorty
Oh my word.
>4 people in the paint
>Embiid charges through
what a re-
>Passes out to a wide open Butler
Based
What the fuck is wrong with Kawhi? He looks awful out there.
Some people are only prison gay. Other than that I agree.
NBA uses different balls for different Narrativees. THey need the 76ers to win so they gave the 76ers the game ball for practice, and the Raptors smaller than game ball
Yeah, sometimes your mind just wants to fuck with you and won't let you rest. Fuck that fucker, I was legit punching my pillow and was having a fit of sorts because I Was just so fucking pissed. Now I'll fall asleep after the game and will wake up feeling like shit.
BTFO
Lol faggot
Toronto will be up by 15 come end of the 4th quarter, just y'all wait.
probably.
It was nice of the refs to give them five free throws in the last 25 seconds.
>destroyed by the corpse of Joel Embiid
RIP rapties
Imagine the Craptors playing against the Warriors. What a clown fiesta that would be
Okay, that was a stretch. But he's definitely the worst PG in the playoffs.
is Paul Pierce a top 100 player of all time
yes, prime Pierce was based
No, but he's in the top 100 bums of all time for sure.
this.
keep them boston bums in check.
Damn i gotta take a mike breen afk
embiid has now scored more than 16 vs gasol lel
waited to reply until now because i knew it was coming this game, get fucked
>Ref pretends to not see Kawhi step out of bounds
Adorable when they think they're being sneaky
based and crooked scott foster is executing silver's will right now while trying to simultaneously cover the spread
>Big men
>Flopping
disgusting
make the list there is not a chance
This is a good game.
I think Embiid has that monkey off his back
Oh boy, Lowry hurting players because he got nutted
now what about that monkey in the mirror?
That's not a mirror it's Pascal Siakam
Lowrly finally doing something useful.
Leonard gone as fuck next season
100% of the time anybody reaches in on Kawhi, he teleports to the net
Gotta put Butler back on leonard. Greg Monroe can't guard him
the last time BUtler was on Leonard, he scored 45
Oh. Nevermind then.
The Raptors are finally starting to play like they mean it outside of Kawhi, let's fucking GO!
Reddick has been hot.
I'm amazed at how many pump fakes are actually working
Literally thought the sixers were gettin swept after game 1.
That hip check seemed a bit unsportsmanlike.
Yo he kicked him.
What's with Embiid and opposing players chimping out at him?
Raptor niggers chimping out
the raptors are dirty as fuck
CAMEROON IN SHAMBLES
craptors lmao
IT'S A CIVIL WAR
hes a master agitator
Why are Africa Americans so fragile and so.quick to.anger?
I love playoff basketball!!
But Siakam is a True African. He's not like Marcus Smart
guaranteed siakam won't dare go at embiid again the rest of this series...he'll be settling for jumpers he's so shook
CANADA
UTTERLY
EXPOSED
AND BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Was that AI?
ikr
THIS IS PHILLY MOTHER FUCKER COME HERE AND ILL BEAT YOUR ASS BECAUSE THATS HOW ITS DONE IN THIS CITY FUCK YOU AND COME.AT ME!
Are the refs retarded I swear the amount of non-calls is astounding this series.
IMAGINE BEING THIS FUCKING GUY
talks mad shit then just smiles and laughs at you when you try to respond
then you chimpout and he just walks away and pretends you don't exist
Ye
Cringe
>players flop all game long
I wonder why
refs have helped you guys plenty this game eat dick
Yeah that block was a foul but what you gonna do. It's more fun to not call it.
It really seems like, Ever since Kawhi became "THE GUY", everyone else on his teams stopped wanting the ball, and it allows games like this to happen. Nobody wants to take tough shots so Kawhi scores 40 and everyone else scores 40
Kawhi can't win with these cats
Raptors look terrible tonight. They refuse to shoot letting the D get back
the pacers knicks and pistons were all good in the 90s, not to mention the magic after they got shaq and penny
idk what it is but they look like fucking ass regardless.
monroe you absolute ape
more like can'tada
funny thing is raptors players choke in playoffs but go off in the season. Kawhi seems to be the only one not cracking under the pressure
They don't really call those in the playoffs historically.
Ibaka looks like he is pushing 40
I know, what the fuck was that?
Nobody else can string games together in the playoffs on the Raptors. It seems like if Siakam doesn't have a hot hand, the Raptors are doomed. With Philly there's 4 guys who can get hot any given night
Nurse is making Brown look look Phil Jackson
Let's get this shit started
>Craptors
>Ibaka was born in Brazzaville, Republic of the Congo,[4] and is the third-youngest of 18 children
excuse me?
Which starter are you arbitrarily sleeping on ?
NOT GONNA LIE BROS
I LOVE BROWN CHICKS
JJ
Sixers look scary as fuck when they mesh
over population is a white problem boi
How do you even feed 10 children?
Imagine having sex 18 times...
go live in brampton
Racist.
Why does Lin get 0 minutes? Van Vleet has had his thumb up his ass all series
imagine having sex 1 time
do not gtss
They just run around through the jungle looking for berries and shit
>redick can't get hot
lmao what
Shhhh
The thing is, I just expect his shot to always be on.
imagine imagining about sex
Lmao Butler rules
Lin is washed up
Butler seems like a fucking bro
Half of them probably died of Ebola or war
>Spend the entire season trashing Embiid chucking threes
>Embiid Chucking threes finally works
What a world
Linsanity aught to be what they call garbage time thats how trash he is.
butler is so fucking based
Back spasms
Just end it now holy fuck
>a fucking leaf
Game fucking over. Suck a dick, Kawhi.
Go spurs.
I'm embarrassed for the raptors
>they fell for the pump fake again
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>craptors
>THREE (3) POINT QUARTER
EnBEAST
It's fucking funny how these fucking leaf get excited every year only to see their precious team choke over and over again
I really hope the 76ers don't burn Game 4 points tonight
>Embiid rocks the house
Alright I'm okay with it
There's another whole 5 minutes of this
Yo the sixers might actually not be frauds.
This game is f u n
That wasn't even a foul
The only adjustment that needs to be made is to play Kawhi 42 minutes for this shit team to win.
Lowry is absolute trash and so is the entire bench.
>Mark Jackson setting up the obvious bait JVG rant reply
Give me TNT any day over these fake niggas
Toronto has scored 5 points in the 4th quarter
NEW
shut the fuck up JVG
>This ESPN guy FUMING that Embiid is being compared to greats
Realistically, when Kawhi refuses to come back, the league should do the right thing and ship the Raptors to a different city.
>free agent movement bad
(lol
He never wanted to stay there, Canada was merely a stopover.
He, Kyrie and Durant will form a Big 3.
>it's a leafs go missing for 3 days episode
huy san ca nacatira pa ra masundoc ki ta?
This aged well