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fuck the sunbelt™
fpbp
R.I.P. hockey
LOVE women's hockey
HATE feminism
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no womens hockey for you
so courageous
Gonna head over to reddit you guys need any upvotes?
nice idea but not enough interest for financial viability
feet
Lunch break reminder that tavares is overrated shit
even the dog looks like hes sick of her shit
this
why do white women fuck dogs?
meant for
J U S T
I’m keeping the (you)s
good morning knights knation
Got a good tee time?
I need an honest answer please, what are the chances the Islanders come back to win the series?
Im thinking about placing a bet on it there is no way the Canes get this amount of puck luck moving forward
Guys what if it’s actually a Bluejacket/Blues scf
Talked with the Bet-man... not the way it's going down.
Which is the best second round series so far?
Next to none. I have hope but it’s so fucking slim because carolina has some bullshit luck on their side
Shorks and the Bing Bings.....?
columbus/boston AINEC
all the rest are literal who tier
EESTI SKODA
Toni Rajala is based
DIV1B ESTONIA - POLAND LIVE NOW
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Poland wins, and they keep their promotion hopes alive for last gameday on Saturday against Japan!
Estonia wins, and they assure survival in the division to next year! Plus the tournament is hosted in Tallinn, so another reason to win. Both teams have fans in the stands.
STANDINGS
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1st team goes up to Division 1A, while last one falls to 2A!
He's ready boys
>tfw every time my gf tries to do naked yoga in the house this happens
Should I get rid of the dog?
does this mean he plans to score again?
The golfing meme is real ?
nobody cares about yuropoor hockey lmao
What do you mean by golfing meme? Pretty sure most hockey players like golf.
Fun fact: Adidas bought the famous three stripes trademark from Finnish company Karhu for the equivalent of 1600 euros and two bottles of whiskey
Only shitty teams left except San Jose and Boston
The eastern conference of the playoffs is the worst timeline
I hope a western team wins it
Please
So impressed with this kid so far. Had some great scoring chances last game and looks great defensively
How to obtain eesti gf?
Take notes and learn from the dog
Seems fair
Neat. Personally, I prefer Adidas new jerseys to Reebok. The Adidas ones breathe better.
im a hokkei loving FAGGOT
A hairdresser next to my house is Estonian. She’s older but she’s absolutely beautiful and has a fucking cute accent. I mistaken her for polish haha
from the picture, about a $5 bill and a lie about being in "finance"
not worth the price for a 2nd round loss
POLAND STRONG
5/5 post
AND SEXY
I tried to copy the dog but she got mad and called the police
Life's not fair
Do you think she's watching the game right now?
Did you make sure she know she was your gf?
Does she post in /hoc/?
thots?
are you really a shill or do you do it for free?
LET'S GO CANES
based retard
business thought: don't post and have sex
Could be. I literally and unironically live in Vegas so she could be a knights fan sorry to inform. She’s a legit immigrant not a muh heritage American.
ill take it then that you do it for free
you should consider a janitor position
Did you receive monetary compensation for this post?
>unironically live in Vegas
We out here
>down 3-0 to the jerks must insult Tavares
C O P E
Canes
Blues
Bruins
Avs
neat
Be Finnish and pay attention
Thinking about having sex with a hockey woman
Let us know how that pans out.
Chad Estonian mushroom man vs virgin Finnish policemen
did NBC fire AJ and Kendall yet?
You should get rid of your gf
Kansas City needs a hockey team
I agree whole heartedly
>ultra wide obliques
DROPPED
based. Why do Swedish and Estonian women drool after Finnish cock?
It turns around tonight boys
This is /nhl/, not /int/
Swedish men are literally gay and Slavic men are ugly. Manly Mongolian hybrid people are the only option
Evander Kane gets a game misconduct tonight
Why are avs called bing bings?
They use Super Mario power up sound when a penalty is killed and everyone shouts “wahoo”
they play different videogames instead of the super mature videogames that autists like
thanks. was wondering for way too long
you mean they promote video games designed for children
all videogames are for children
Our blue-eyes,blonde hair and big cock my finnish friend.
except the ones listed for teens, mature 17+ or adults only
oh yes the super mature videogames you enjoy you well functioning adult
Adults shouldn’t be playing video games though
redpilled
where did i suggest that i enjoy them?
correct
Nothing wrong with playing some NHL 19 with the senpai
If we want to be honest, being a sports fan is basically being a cuck. Watching genetically superior men compete in physical activity while chances are that you rot. Them fucking their 7+ gf after the game while you dropped a Cheeto on the ground
you are mentally unwell
That’s like like saying enjoying your favorite bands is cuck unless you yourself produce and perform high quality music, considering chances are they’re more talented than their audience
Still went further than the leafs
If we want to be honest, being an athlete is basically being a cuck. Galavanting around for grown men’s entertainment.
better make that the banner
"2019 islanders season - at least we did better than the leafs"
Both with 0 round 2 wins
Physical prowess and competition against other men is essential in masculinity and being a top man.
Strumming a guitar is not.
You are watching men be more of a man than you. Cuck
Easy kiddo, you're insecurity is showing
you need to get
some fresh air
faggot
...
The absolute cope of these lads
You are no better than these “gamers”, quit acting like it
So when you watch your team score all you’re feeling is inferiority and sexual submission?
Sad
Sports are a neutered form of competition, though. Most athletes acknowledge they play a children's game for a living, but the alternative is having a real job, so obviously they're fine with it.
Who the fuck cares we just enjoy watching this. Go cry cuck somewhere else
Pic of you in your professional athlete gear or you're no different.
Why is gamers in quotations? That implies you're making fun of them because they're not true gamers and you are.
Learn basic grammar.
We have just learned that the finns are able to play at an even playing field with north America. That means I'd the NHL does start up 1 womens league, the finns could come over and take jobs away. Some of the non-national players from here might have a problem with that. I wouldn't because Susanna Tapani is qt
/hoc/ more like /cuck/ am I right lads
Anyone have the screencap of the
>blots 7-3
Thread?
this?
I enjoy a good cucking while watching MY avs
woah
/hoc/ more like angry white virgins argue about nothing for hours on end every day
Feel sick lads
Yes thanks user
>*ahem*
>standings
don't drink so much
based
based
Teds are gonna win tonight
What did price mean by this?
>t. Finns
He probably meant
>mfw da burrs win da 2019 stanleyb owl
>everyone shouts “wahoo”
No they don't
He's a based mountain lad
Ever even been to Pepsi Center, retard? Yes they do
sunbelt has more Stans than canuckistan
wrong
the leafs alone have more cups than the sunbelt combined
I want to go home lads
based p-cash
Well I'm tired of travelling
Tired of the same roads
Tired of everything
lifelong vgk
>desu
Not in our lifetime
wow, g-great play there, those guys a-are skating real fast
Could I be an NBC commentator?
you mean your life time, you dont know a damn thing about me
Sharks
I wish I was dead
fat hillbillies fuck off
I know youre a fag
Of course tripfag trannies like the faggot shorks
>'Begone, foul bruin, lord of Boston! Leave the playoffs in peace!'
>A cold voice answered: 'Come not between the bruins and his cup! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy hope shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled roster be left naked to the free agency.'
>A stick rang as it was drawn. 'Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may.'
>'Hinder me? Thou fool. No fluke team may hinder me!'
>Then the bracket heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Columbus laughed.... 'But no fluke team am I! You look upon a contender. Ted I am, the finn's creation. You stand between me and my cup and glory. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch the puck.'
Looking forward to summer tbqhwy
>sunny Saturday 7pm
>bbq
>fire
>sauce toss
>beers
you assume im a fag
likely cause you are looking for love gay boi
Reminder Cassie is the only acceptable female commentator
Whoop whoop, not bing bing
Retard
hmmm, /hoc/'s hero, Kendall, seems to be getting mixed reviews
blessed post
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
I assume you're all fags by the way you're all gay for each other.
Reminder the future is female hillbillies
I AIN'T NO FORTUNATE SON
please stop including me in your homosexual head canons
IT AINT ME IT AINT ME
Train roll on, on down the line,
Won't you please take me far away?
Now I feel the wind blow outside my door,
Means I'm leaving my woman behind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
My woman's gone with the wind.
Please dont use the f-slur on /hoc/
Hard no
he took a spill and i was like wow
BASED
Huh, and you ain't out here lookin' for love
'Cause you done had your heart broke, and you've had enough
Huh, your ex-nigga, he was dumb as fuck
Soon as I gave her the dick, she fallin' in love
Again this is the issue of forcing her in. Cassie has been doing it for ten years and started small allowing her to learn and get better, so by the time she was regularly doing colour commentary she had experience.
They just threw Kendall in the deep end during a second round playoff series where her inexperience is highlighted and very noticeable.
Hurrilels :D joke was own made :D
And they go... hoo yip hoo yip hoo
hoodi hoo di yip hoo di yip hoo
hoo yip hoo yip hoo
hoo di hoo di yip hoo di yip hoo
I'M NOT CRAZY I'M JUST A LITTLE UNWELL
Yes, she probably should have started small, in less high pressure situations
>If there's a goal that everyone remembers...
Unhappy with the status quo, more than 200 of the world's top female hockey players declared Thursday they will not compete in North America next season in a dramatic attempt to establish a single, economically viable professional league.
The players announced their decision in a joint statement released to The Associated Press before being posted on social media in a move that has the potential of drawing the NHL further into the conversation of backing women's hockey. The group includes stars such as Marie-Philip Poulin, Hilary Knight, BrianneJenner, Kendall Coyne-Schofield and goaltender Shannon Szabados.
If they reduce her role or replace her then it doesn't look good optics wise. So they are kind of stuck
Also female commentators should have a minimum of 2 Olympic gold medals
huut
even though i tried, literally nothing i write could ever do this man justice
bergy is the best thing that has ever happened to humanity ever and that’s a fact
so you had been a couple for a while when he proposed
and being the absolute gentleman that he is, it was perfect down to the last detail
he made dinner and prepped the table
full on rose petals, lit-up candles and chilled champagne bottle kind of prepped
you got home and there he was in a suit and all
and desu you almost passed out bc that man is gorgeous in a t-shirt and sweatpants, let alone a full on suit
anyways
the food was amazing (bc everything he does is perfect)
you were drinking champagne and eating chocolate covered strawberries
when he got up from his seat, walked over to you and took both of your hands in his
and then got down on one knee
if you didn’t almost pass out earlier you definitely nearly did then
he gave the most romantic speech ever
had you in tears by like the third word
and then he was like
“make me the luckiest man alive and marry me?”
and you kinda tackled him down to ground in a hug as a yes
okay but he’s so proud you said yes
he tells the whole team about it the next day
brad is kinda “you stole my man” @ you but is happy for you both nonetheless
i mean everyone is
you had this engagement party at your house by the end of the week
and zee gave out this speech of how proud he was and how he wished the both of you all the happiness in the world
ugh he’s my dad
jake and pasta were like “CONGRATS !!!!!!!!!!!!!” the entire night
your wedding would be actual goals
i feel like it’d be really elegant
and also super romantic
bc that’s how bergy is
you had your first dance to “can’t help falling in love” by elvis presley
he whispered the entire thing, along with so many praisings, right to your ear
everybody’s pics had #thebergerons in the captions
except for brad’s, whose preferred hashtag is #bergygotsnatched
your honeymoon was a literal dream
We already seethed over this lad
can u imagine going to italy with this man?
candlelit dinners in rome
gondola rides in venice
wine-tasting in tuscany
entire days spent lying on the beach in santa croce on the amalfi coast
ugh marry me now bergy
bergy would be the most romantic husband
no i don’t accept constructive criticism on that, we all know he would
gets flowers delivered to you every week
he cooks dinner almost every day
and every day off always starts with breakfast in bed
he always dedicates his goals to you
always mentions it in interviews too
social media loves you two
you’re so in love with each other and everyone can see it
you’re kinda like jake and pasta and monte and really everyone’s mom
even brad’s
they all love you
they’re always like “when is (y/n) coming around?”
and bergy is always like “seems like you like (y/n) more than you like me”
“we… we do, bergy”
bless them
he always spots you in the crowd when you attend a game
you like to sit next to the glass so he can see you easily
you always blow him a kiss before the game starts
and he just smiles at you
oh i’m going to pass out
you have a dog!
you always take him to the park together during days off
sometimes you drive bergy to and from practice
and your dog goes with you
he gets to the locker room and everyone is fawning over your dog
specially charlie
bc he loves your dog
you even go “my sons!” whenever charlie hangs out with roscoe
no i just really want to marry this man
it’d be the dream
i need some bruins positivity after the game :) i would die 4 u bergy patrice bergeron
Is estonia even trying?
>projecting
>trannies live in his head rent free
Pretty contrived
The Chad slapper vs the virgin dangle
I KNOW RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T CARE
So women want men to pay for their shit again? Ffs, they could at least put out.
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop
“Marchand ain’t 'bout this, Marchand ain’t 'bout that
My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them
He, he, they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work”
Shut the fuck up!
Y'all niggas ain’t on shit!
All ya motherfuckers talk about...
“Marchand ain’t no hitta, Marchand ain’t this, Marchand a fake”
Shut the fuck up!
Y'all don’t real with that nigga!
Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet
Shootin' at the police and shit
Nigga been on probation since, fuckin', I don’t know when!
Motherfucka, stop fuckin' playin' him like that
Them niggas savages out there!
If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Marchand
I’m fucking beating they ass!
I’m not fucking playing no more!
Know those niggas role with Lil' Reese and them
CAUSE I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
Do they think the money to pay for higher salaries will just materialize out of thin air?
was this english or Black-enese?
never heard of any of these cunts hopefully they have to get real jobs
probably some bullshit HR positions
Most do have jobs, really only the national team players are "full time" players
Comfy is just a code word for boring desu
I'm going to bet my life savings of $40k on the Canes winning the cup and kill myself if they lose.
I was going to kill myself anyways but if they win I will put it off for 4 years. Might as well make those 4 years more fun and increase my chances of changing my mind.
The first time I jerked off was because of this cute girl who played on my hockey team.
talk to that kendall
Thoughts on women’s hockey Rajeet?
uh, great play really looks like great stuff out there tonight (awkward pause)
Hockey is already a women's game.
that was a 12 year old boy
Based Amit
he wasnt talking about field hockey, gurdeep.
HAHAHA
Then what is a man's game rajesh??
>imagine not being the canes
#TakeWarning
I actually had a dream last night in which the Hurricanes won the 2019 Stanley Cup against the Sharks. I forget how many games the series went to. Honestly might've been 4.
I did X and my team won so I guess I have to keep doing X hurr durr
haha yeah that would suck
bing bing bro!
/cric/
>Brind'Amour and Williams played for the Canes when they won the cup in 07
>Brind'Amour is coaching and Williams is Captain in 2019 ploffs
Would be a beautiful run to the cup for them
Haha yeah. It's really loud in here guys
HAHAHAHAHA
Yeah forgot about all the manly fights, teeth lost, and fast pace that sport has.
Get fucked.
Gonna watch some hockey tonight desu
Raleigh, North Carolina is the best hockey city in the world folks
>tfw first workday tomorrow
>cant sleep, spaghetting all over the house
what do hoc
the relevant games are tonight
how old are you
get LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Go and be miserable like everyone else
but what does r*ddit think
Consider it the first working day of many
I was nervous too when I first started where I work, it quickly goes away though, once the routine settles in
Stay calm, they hired you for a reason
maybe he was a token hire
fuck carolina
he probably goes to college/uni and is talking about his summerjob
you were scared of little yuropoor children lmao
eggman getting exposed by a meathead
how do you know he didn't just graduate and is now making the big bucks at nokia
That's the joke in the first place. Golf is almost universally common among players in the offseason, the ones not in the playoffs get to have an early start to their golf season. Once you get eliminated you might as well go play golf with the newfound free time.
>First cousin removed is watching the SHL final with Rasmus Dahlin right now
>I'm stuck with you guys and you guys aren't even watching it
It's okay frens
and a veggie that rhymes with goy is good for you
stream? I will watch with you sverige
thank you for understanding fren
the fuck is a first cousin removed
It is so obvious the sharks are winning the cup. Everyone wants them to win cause of Jumbo Joe. They've got the documentary crew following them. They've got the referees calling games for them. You're naive as fuck if you think the NHL isn't doing everything they can to have a final that will have good ratings like San Jose vs (x).
i was going ask this bit didn't want to expose myself as a brainlet desu
kiitos tanska you are nice
Djurgården are the good guys
Frölunda leads the series 3-2 and this game is 4-1 Frölunda atm. Third period just started.
My cousins son. Kusinbarn (Cousin child) it's called in swedish but english have weird name's for relatives
Gonna drink some chocolate milk and listen to Pantera lads
His cousins child
I just call my cousins kids my cousins because it sounds less retarded
based
im pretty sure they are you second-cousins. cousin once removed is like your moms cousins.
>i mean, having a job is basically being a cuck
>all you do is submit to your, yes "your"---as if he owns you---superior and take orders just so he can get paid more money than you.
>and he humiliates you too, as even non-employees can recognize that you work for him, not the other way around
>random women instantly know that you make less than him, and he doesn't even have to point this fact out or remind them. It's all implied.
I usually don't speak english with my cousins children
thanks fren
Based stars fan
i only talk to my cousins when someone dies.
>Djurgården are the good guys
It's not nice to lie
people die all the time desu
If the islanders force a game 7 i will donate 50 dollars to a charity of you guys choosing
my cousin had a son a few months ago. he is the first person ive known since the day he was born.
donate it to the "i dont give a fuck fund"
I might see your point if you live near Cuckholm but I live an hour away from Gothenburg so literally 90 % of the casuals cheer for Frölunda here
>stars fan
youtube.com
what happens in tonight's games lads
Henrik Lundqvist foundation
Tonight's what now?
>muh dangerous lead
Why would anyone EVER watch women’s hockey when you could just watch men’s hockey?
sj and cbj take commanding 3-1 leads.
This might make you dislike me, but I'm a born and raised AIK fan. So I can't for the life of me think of Djurgården as anything but the baddies.
But I do get your point about Frölunda, they are not good guys by any means.
The human fund
repeating digits say you donate it to women's hockey
Me in the white hat. I'm fucking pissed Canada hasn't won the cup since 1993 and its because we keep electing FAGGOTS like Trudeau and Kyle Dubas who waste time and money on twinks like nylander
womens ice hockey in north america
I was gonna post this
Not gonna lie, always loved that one, in its simplicity
yuro scaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr
>I'm a born and raised AIK fan
You in the pic?
>tfw you get thrust into the national spotlight as a commentator after showing you can skate in a circle really fast.
>4-2 now with 14 min left
You forgot to put on your proxy
i wanna believe in a reverse sweeeeep
She's better than AJ I think. AJ talks a lot when there's nothing to talk about
LOVE that clip tbf lad
money, for people!
What were the sand bags for
pierre doesnt have aj on the same tight leash he keeps kendall on
jag har en plan
The jantv stream is english commentators btw frens
Barricading your mom in her house so she would stop having sec with black men
thanks
Cringe. Civilized men don't do those things
what # is broberg
Civilized men don't shit in the street and stand on top of moving trains
>we will never have a fused SHL-Liiga league with SHL the Western Conference and Liiga the Eastern, with playoffs working the same way like in NHL
feels batman..
>FAGemo
You're gonna need more bags.
That's why he's so pissed
I find Indians unironically hilarious
What happened to my isles?
can a finn proscout give me a rundown on ville heinola? according to nhl central scouting he is ranked as highly as broberg and soderstrom but i rarely hear about him.
jersey number? 70
My paypal
exposed
I find Indians in the street
Civilized men don't say things like "Cringe" when they can't come up with a good argument.
Sounds like some commie shit they should just start doing storm surges or erotic dances after games
what a shame, now I'm not able to watch women's hockey
ffs Djurgården plz score
This.
>just start doing storm surges
why
it didnt work in raleigh
oh I thought aik was playing since you talked about them.
Djurgården is pic relateds favorite team (along with hifk) btw
Storm surges saved their franchise.
nothing like dumbing down the language to show how "intelligent" you are
they had their best attendance after they put an end to them
>see tornado heading towards road
>continue driving in the same direction
What did Romania mean by this? youtube.com
Stupid gypsy probably thought he could steal stuff from the wreckage
I want to see a feminine storm surge. A vaginal surge. A vaginal storm.
dont talk shit about Romania their national team is about to win promotion on Saturday to Division 1A of IIHF next year..!!!
Calling their fans gypsy in the chat is a ot of fun they get very angry and the Slavs all join in
Romania becoming a hockey powerhouse?
oh no no no bros. how will we ever watch exciting womens hockey now?
They're not Romanians, they're literal gypsies stealing Kazakhstan and koreas method of roster cheating
Fuck
Me in the sky
me in the window
None of the players involved are interested in gigantic contracts, they just want amenities like massage therapists, full access to practice facilities and better media exposure. All things the NHL could do for them within the next year or less. If this actually works, we could see 6 teams with 3 scoring lines each and a top 4 d that all move the puck effectively. I wont pretend to know the financial implications of what this means but the NHL already spends alot of money keeping failed teams afloat like Florida and Arizona. The womens league would be a penny on the dollar compared to the money Bettman has since wasted in non hockey markets
I'll massage these dirty, dirty girls for free if you know what I'm implying
bettman wasnt hired to increase the profitability/exposure of dykepuck. why should he care about it?
typical women, always nagging and complaining
I gotta say thumping a lip-full of Ettan Lös has quite the boomer feel to it.
>bad financial decisions warrant more bad financial decisions
because they're strong powerful and independent? women
b a s e d
Correct. If they got all those things they'd complain even more because it worked.
i could be the equipment manager. ill do it for free too.
das the good shit man
>either pay us a bunch of money to play in a league that will lose even more money to operating costs every year just by existing, and lock yourselves into propping up a product that no one wants for god knows how many years, giving you zero tangible benefit but exposing you to huge risk of negative PR if, god forbid, you ever decide to pull out and stop supporting the league
>or, pay us nothing and lose no money because we won't play at all
Not sure that these ladies understand how threats work.
dude this sounds awesome
How are they cheating their roster?
Business idea: The ice clearing girls of each team plays eachother. Clothing is their usuall outfit or less
Heading to the liquor store. You boys need anything?
Imagine what their socks smell like
Same i would do it for a TIP BASED payment
(Inserting the tip of my dick into their vaginas whenever they want a specific hollow)
Frolunda are your 2019 SHL Champions.
sven I posted about the lingerie hockey league last thread
Have sex
>Indians
Based and poopilled
so is no one going to talk about this?
sorry fren didn't know
2 quarts of rye bud
He has made promises in the past to support the womens game If they came to him with a proposal. The CWHL no longer exists and a good chunk of players in the NWHL know the NHL is the answer so they have decided to opt out of playing next year too. The ball is in Bettman court should he feel like dribbling it up
>thinking females are capable of logic
No
Reminds me of the WNBA players demanding to be paid equal to the NBA players or its sexism and a hate crime
Imagine how hard their neeples git
the lesser of two metrofag evils
What's your club?
No not call center Indian, Casino Indian.
I’ll take a case of naturdays thanks
>AIK will never win in your lifetime
end it all it is over
Am I based?
grab me a bottle of four roses while you're at it bud
it's ok buddy
F
Detroit retired his number because they knew he didn't have long and wanted to honor him. Class organization.
>What's your club?
Leksand IF
>tfw they advanced from Allsvenskan to SHL this year
Yes :)
A boycott implies someone’s business is being lost
I propose those ladies fart in my mouth
>never heard of any of these cunts
casual detected
go back to handegg, ameriburger
>tfw they advanced from Allsvenskan to SHL this year
not the first time not the last time
>Stanley Cups
>in Toronto
ancient history discussions are that way
Really good player. Played both forward, defence and probably could have played net too. Became a member of parliament during his playing days with leafs. Won 10 cups too
I'd like to lose my face in their business if you know what I'm implying
well said kendall
stop trying to market dykepuck on 4channel it isn't gonna work
Wtf is the shl
DELETE
damn girl u fierce
What did he mean by this?
some hockey league
Sunbelt hockey league
Cunnilingus
Suomi Hockey League
The Carolina Hurricanes are under arrest for frog posting. Hand over all your memes immediately, get down on your knees, and put your hands on your head.
>None of the players involved are interested in gigantic contracts, they just want amenities like massage therapists, full access to practice facilities and better media exposure.
>they just want
>just
>amenities like massage therapists
Great, just pay for multiple annual salaried positions for each team.
And it's not just that one position, is it? They'll want assistant / goalie coaches, strength & conditioning coaches, equipment managers, broadcast staff, social media interns, etc.
>full access to practice facilities
Because god knows ice time is inexpensive. Sure, just write another check. And they're going to need constant access, really. Just buy the whole fucking building for them.
>and better media exposure
All they're asking for is that you start funding a multi-million-dollar ad campaign, you misogynist. A giant pit for you to throw money into with no easily-measurable effects and no clear finish line. And if their league isn't exactly as high-profile and well-known as the NHL, well, then I guess you're not spending enough on media exposure, you bigot. Better throw another few million down the hole.
>All things the NHL could do for them within the next year or less.
>the NHL could do
>X can afford to fund Y
>therefore, X should fund Y
Hello, Bernie.
have sex
They could start with the advertising and see if the league could find itself. People flock to advertising because it makes them feel like they're a part of something
But I agree
>blaming >us for this frogposting
I don't know of a single Swedish /hoc/poster that doesn't hate the Hurricanes.
DIV1B
And Poland beats Estonia 2-3, despite a desperate final rush by the Estonians! This assures that the last games on Saturday will be all important for promotion and relegation!
SATURDAY GAMES
ROMANIA - NETHERLANDS
Romania will want to win to assure promotion, while Netherlands is fighting to avoid getting relegated! Both will prefer a win in regulation!
POLAND - JAPAN
Japan will only be fighting for a meme medal, they cannot win promotion nor can they be relegated either. But Poland will want a regulation win to achieve promotion!
ESTONIA - UKRAINE
The final match of the day. Depending how the earlier matches go, if Netherlands loses in regulation, then this match is pretty inconsequential for both teams. Otherwise a win is needed to avoid relegation!
DIV1B STANDINGS
iihf.com
Tomorrow on Friday, there will only be 1 match of IIHF and its in Division 1A!
HUNGARY - SLOVENIA
Hungary can still keep some slim promotion hopes up with a regulation win, but it is expected that they will simply be playing for points against Slovenia to avoid relegation. Slovenia is yet to win a single match in the tournament! So would consider this more of a relegation match.
DIV1A STANDINGS
iihf.com
Thank you and goodnight, hoc!! See you tomorrow and enjoy NHL tonight!
You're both shit.
Slovenia looked like total shit this whole tournament
That's all the people want. CWHL had no money left to advertise themselves that's why nobody knew they existed. People after the fact were shocked to know the CWHL existed. With just a simple commercial on radio or t.v they might have gotten a loyal following.
bruins in 7
>With just a simple commercial on radio or t.v they might have gotten a loyal following.
They shouldn't do anything other than advertising for them and then let the cwhl pay for masseuses if it takes off
Bruins in 6
Tbh I’d rather watch my local high school then professional women’s hockey. It’s about the same level of skill anyway
chl has almost no advertising and heavily relies on community involvement to keep the league going and has survived for 40+ years now. why does a dykepuck league struggle so much?
You never know. If they did some girl power angle without overdoing it or constantly comparing to the NHL people might watch
>They could start with the advertising
There's a pro lacrosse team in my city that gets shilled at least once per broadcast of any NHL/NBA game and I've yet to run into a single person that's either been to a game or cares about the team. Whether IRL or on social media. You could run a primetime TV ads for women's hockey and people still wouldn't watch it.
Doesn't really compare since cwhl players don't have hopes of making the nhl
>people might watch
Can the Jerks get the sweep lads?
>girl power angle
Smarter idea: show the ladies almost nude in ad campaigns and hint at how they're eating each others boxes in the showers post-game, would grab my attention
They should just make women's hockey into a sideshow where the best women compete against young boys people would watch that I've watched plenty of those games
>chl has almost no advertising
What the FUCK are you smoking user? And can you share some?
Loving this ongoing troll, lads.
This is some top-tier bait.
Yeah I would watch women’s hockey if I thought they might finger each other during the intermissions
I prefer the European club system and promotion/relegation
Lads, who’s gonna get the memorial cup this year? I think ottawa could get it
Well then fuck off to /soccer/ or wherever it is fags like you congregate.
Absolutely.
link me a some chl ads that get aired on tv
They should have a bachelor come out and the girls will compete for his love. He would pick four girls from the winning team and gave sex with them at center ice while they're still sweaty
That's all women's hockey is. A competition to get fucked.
Good post Finn user
Bowen Byram
Err, sorry, I meant Vancouver Giants
disavow
nothing like seeing a few teams yoyo between the leagues indefinitely
But do they beat Prince Albert?
I just found a solution to fix women's hockey
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Is bringing a broom to the game based or classless?
Sex sells it's too bad every female hockey player is an uptight humorless retard
You realize that they broadcast games nationally like, all the time right?
>some girl power angle without overdoing it or comparing to men's league
implying these people are able to do this
Shut up randy
Could the women pose provocatively in magazines and other media to promote themselves? Sure, if it's done with dignity I'm 100% behind them. They shouldn't have too though. The body issue with the USWNT is done with respect so it's not a problem for me and until last night I forgot it even existed because for the last year, I have watched them as the best hockey players in their gender and not sexual objects for me to fantasize about.
Nobody wants to look at women with bodies like fridges.
>implying you wouldn't sniff this bad boy
is it worth watching?
thats not really advertising and the majority of the chl playoffs have not been nationally broadcasted like you claim. the majority of the season is not nationally broadcasted either, sportsnet started airing 1 "showcase" game each weekend recently. before that it was basically only on public access channels.
>do you have a hard time keeping up with the puck?
>well, we have a league just for you
>His expectations
Is this why you're a virgin?
im more disgusted by the womanlets than the UNITS
>That's not really advertising
??
??????
?????????????
Can you imagine if the CWHL had one national broadcast per weekend
yeah nobody would watch it
I’d rather watch the QMJHL than women’s hockey
This is also a concern.
For me, it's only girls who are 5'8"+
wish I could smile like that. Can you have weak smiling muscles? Whenever I try to crack a smile my cheeks start shaking.
Maybe the first episode.
Pédo.
Business idea: winning teams girls get to strap on fuck the losing team girls
practice makes perfect
broadcasting a game isnt the same as advertising the league.
are you suggesting that tsn "advertises" poker because it broadcasts poker during the day?
>I would rather watch pubescent french boys on TV than fully grown women
reported to the cyber police
Future NHL players>>>>>women playing hockey
I can't smile because I don't have emotions.
>18,19,20 year olds
>prepubescent
wow i cant imagine how big a prospect like dylan cozens will get once he hits puberty
I believe this is the same reason finnanon is having a hard time with it
youtube.com
looks just like in this vid
What if it’s just falsefrogers?
They did broadcast 2 games in January as a "showcase" and that's it other than the all star game and Clarkson Cup
I'd rather actually play hockey than watch women play hockey.
>be American
>get drafted
>get shot
usatoday.com
Have sex
try smiling more finnfriend :) they're muscles so use them
Good afternoon Sharks Nation
where do you think you are nigger
Business idea: /whoc/ - Women's /hoc/
/hoc/ can subsidize it with free (you)'s until it gets its legs
i do just not with womanlets
reddit is down the hall and to the left
/whoc/ - who cares
lmao
Start it up gary
they have to play on Yea Forums though
I would watch women's hockey league if they would let men play in it
I'm sure some tranny will show up sooner or later to ruin everything.
No you don't
Which team does he support?
...
For me it’s the transwomen’s hockey league
yea i dont have sex with womanlets thanks for clearing that up
>ruin everything
You mean, make it chuckle worthy.
Could they find an obese woman who could literally fill in the goal?
Imagine the smell
Have sex
she would be too short and they could just put it over her shoulders
This is not hockey
Good question.
I mean he lives in florida so possibly Panthers but he strikes me as a Rangers fan.
just have her sit on the goal letting her buttcheeks fill out the entire goal
>djurgården lost
based
who here /solna/?
Based incel user
he definitely posts here casually, right?
panthers desu
Who you guys drafting in your wnhl draft?
If you're trying to convince me that Sportsnet, TSN, and HNIC didn't absolutely prop up the CHL with coverage and adverts over the past decades, then you're just being willfully ignorant. Top prospects? Cherry vs Orr? Home hardware? Teddy bear toss? Regular appearances in "plays of the week" alongside professional highlights?
That's not even counting the local shit. You can find Vancouver Giants info in print, bus ads, billboards, radio, TV, etc. And it's not much different when you get to smaller teams like Kelowna or Everrett.
Jesus, even my hockey twitter is blowing up with WHL bantam draft coverage and I don't even follow any junior accounts. I didn't even know Scott Niedermayer had a son, but now I know he's been drafted by the Giants, all because I follow TSN1040.
Like come off it mate, if you seriously subscribe to the idea that the CHL is some fucking grassroots movement with no assistance from the NHL or from national broadcast networks....isn't just easier to admit that you don't know wtf you're talking about?
He’s the one that spams anime
hes the faggot that always posts the same anime girl picture i wish he'd get deported already
I wonder what you look like
Girls are only good at one thing: Sucking DICK
Maybe do something crazy, like close the door?
Keep dreaming that
You just know that bill gates lookalike posts pictures of his prehistoric thinkpad collection in /tpg/
>dogs cant open doors
Your dog must be a fucking brainlet
shut the fuck up grease
that is stuff that has been established by the league itself. it wasnt done for the chl by the nhl. are you seriously suggesting you dont see advertising for womens world hockey championships or womens olympic hockey just as much, if not more, than chl advertising? and guess what, dykepuck tournament games get primetime slots and still nobody watches.
Oh hey Enrique
have sex
Big Lenny would bring sorely needed heart & grit to Panthers roster
how would that help a dykepuck league survive?
>are you seriously suggesting you dont see advertising for womens world hockey championships or womens olympic hockey just as much, if not more, than chl advertising
That's literally what everyone is saying, yes.
Make a fucking thread randy
make a new thread already we have old arguments to rehash
i want some of the shit you are smoking then friend
No, I'm pretty sure that's pic related
new
I have a new thread in the catalog just waiting for this one to hit 500 to post the link
new thread
>chl has almost no advertising
No he said hockey, not cricket and Jai-Alai
>not being attracted to ugly chicks makes someone a virgin
t. Only fucks fat hogs