Heem

For sure homie it was his lifelong dream since he was 35 years old my guy

Prime Aldo would heem McGregor

Brendan Schaub is the CM Punk of stand up comedy

He's too high ranked for wifebeaters

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I can't believe it's his penultimate fight in just over a week.

We talmkin about my personal mound rushmore here, b. For sure Richard Player, Bill Higgs is up there.

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and you can't forget George Charmin b

>Brock Lesnar wanted a flat fee for his next UFC fight due to UFC pay-per-view now being online only. Dave says the number was deemed too high & turned down by the UFC.

Lads has WME just got pissed off and stopped caring about drawls now? First Conor and now Brock, they've just stuck to their guns and said nah when usually they just give in.

>hey Jamie can you pull Brendans new special there we go
>yeah listen man I know you put a lot of work in this special but these are not the jokes of an elite A lvl comedian
>you looked very stiff out there,the lines are forced and not funny
>I'm saying this as a friend cause I love you,maybe you should consider making another run for a ufc title
>how old is Anderson Silva Jamie,46?,look he almost beat Israel Adesanaya who's a beast and he looked goooood

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how badly is jbj going to embarass thiagpoo cantos?

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I think we're looking at a hunnerd percent chance of clowning

will he counter santos like branch or just play it safe and make look like a bum through inaction like he did too smif?

He won't do what he did to Smif, Santos is much wilder
I imagine a wrestlefuck in Round 1 and 2, and then maybe he cruises to a decision after Santos gasses out if he hasn't finished him by then

would be hilarious if this happens and he re-roasts him on his new career

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>Khabib pulling a Nick Diaz to a bemused Conor

BASED PHOTOSHOP!

wow wen did this happen i knew conner wood beat him in the rematch!!

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What are your thawltz on Brendan's standup? And I ain't talwking bout his striking

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>closing the distance on a power puncher in round 1
2019 jones is way to conservative for that

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Jones can't do that, it will need to be tko.

Sorry about Jacare..... LOL

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69818954/#69819086

Santos will close the distance, he's wild, Jones will just level change

It's all good bro I ain't all that bothered :')

Thanks though

You should namefag some more maybe it will meme a title shot into existence

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How come he didn't do his usual dance?

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Nah I've already given up on him getting a title shot, KO'ing Weidman was pretty sweet though.

shame, I really hoped he'd get passed hermansson

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>Jacare gets two great stoppages
>he's back!
>oh wait no still flushed

>Aldo gets two great stoppages
>he's back!
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No motivation

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santos was very patient with jan, I can see him waiting too long and just ending up like smof

>doctor checked my blood pressure
>175/90
heem imminent

Why yes I am a fan of grappling in MMA, how could you tell?

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fake news. technology is crazy tho

Suddenly I don't feel alone anymore.

I'll pay Dana as many shekels as he wants if he can give me Schaub vs Beast.

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That's a great comparison.

For me, it’s the peach. The fruit all other fruits aspire to be. It’s a beast.

We need more Irish people on /heem/

Do you guys like Iaquinta? To me he's a massive douchebag but everyone else seems to love him.

Humble man, he got CTE before fighting

That wasn't the real Slovakia poster yesterday

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seems like a good lad

He's not humble though, he went at Tony non-stop since 2016. Even while Tony was dealing with personal shit. And he hasn't shut up about Kevin Lee since the fight. People were painting Lee as the trash talker but Al did just as much since their first fight. Wins over old Lauzon, Pearson and Sanchez are okay but nothing amazing, Masvidal fight was a robbery, couldn't finish a gassed Kevin Lee and lost a boxing match to Khabib but thinks he deserves interim belts against Tony and Poirier. Also ducked Gaethje but gets a pass.

Made me laugh that one

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How about I slap the shit outta you, we'll see just how humble you are.

would someone let me bang

based, fuck le "ARE YOU BOOING ME" troglodyte

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*rests hand on shoulder*

I do let you bang

I fought my ass off fuck you

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Fresh Schmo

youtube.com/watch?v=BAzTEUGe3Hw

*wins*

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Based

Ben Askren

R8 my walkout and don't post your own because literally nobody cares
youtu.be/JKBD-nTSb-w
youtu.be/JKBD-nTSb-w

not good mate

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Really not good for Till to be drinking like that if he wants to make a comeback

Anyone taking the picks?

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Kek

Nate biatch is a pussy and a retard

which one of you zero income zeroes is the mod?

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>THE ABSOLUTE CITY OF THIS FUCKING LOSER

sitting in a thread getting 2 posts per hour with his little pwoxy detwekter

is this how you get your jollies seinfeld? maybe that's how you get your kicks. you and your good time buddies.

not on my watch fatso. i'm on you like a pitbull on a poodle. get a hobby you hopeless romantic. lmfao you will quit before i do you low income beta zilch lmmfao @ ur low income """"""""""""""""""""""life""""""""""

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>THE ABSOLUTE CITY OF THIS FUCKING LOSER

sitting in a thread getting 2 posts per hour with his little pwoxy detwekter

is this how you get your jollies seinfeld? maybe that's how you get your kicks. you and your good time buddies.

not on my watch fatso. i'm on you like a pitbull on a poodle. get a hobby you hopeless romantic. lmfao you will quit before i do you low income beta zilch lmmfao @ ur low income """"""""""""""""""""""life""""""""""

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derek runs this fucking shithole
dont @ me
i wont read it you meaningless zilch

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Jews, all of them. One by one.

Madchen Amick is a race traitor

Laura Dern is a race traitor

Jimmy Kimmel is a kike (nonwhite)

Laura Dern is a rotten nigger lover

Who is your favorite female fighter?

fucking zilch kike commie mods trying to censor free speech

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literally everything wrong with this world

you fucking nothings will not allow fascism to begin here

you will not let statism be tolerated here

FUCK YOU YOU PRO BONO FUCKING ZEROES
Fuck the Koran.
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Fuck Warner Brothers.
Fuck Women's Rights
Fuck The Rockefellers
derek runs this fucking shithole
dont @ me
i wont read it you meaningless zilch

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Jews, all of them. One by one.

Madchen Amick is a race traitor

Laura Dern is a race traitor

Jimmy Kimmel is a kike (nonwhite)

Laura Dern is a rotten nigger lover

Fuck NATO
Fuck the UN
Fuck The Middle East.

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FUck this guy, it's a fucking crime that the commission did not investigate his """"""""""win"""""""""" and have it overturned. He was knocked out, plain and simple. Robbie was fine, gave a spirited thumbs up. Simple as.

>le "Olympic wrestler with the best grappling in MMA"
>gets dropped on his head by a brawler and promptly knocked out
>refballs his way to a """""""""""""""win""""""""""""""" via herb dean

IT's fucking bullshit, fuck anybody that boys Askren.

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and the second time your suicide attempt will be a success lol you low bench pressing zilch

MINI KHABIB'S DAD "JC" GAVE HER A UTI. PASS IT ON.

this is your fault you fat fuck
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and the second time your suicide attempt will be a success lol you low bench pressing zilch

MINI KHABIB'S DAD "JC" GAVE HER A UTI. PASS IT ON.

this is your fault you fat fuck
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and the second time your suicide attempt will be a success lol you low bench pressing zilch

MINI KHABIB'S DAD "JC" GAVE HER A UTI. PASS IT ON.

this is your fault you fat fuck
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MINI KHABIB'S DAD "JC" GAVE HER A UTI. PASS IT ON.

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Ben Askren triggers the h8rs

>canelo poster
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all from 1 (one) phone

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*never loses*

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Anyone watched jimmy kimmel last night?
youtu.be/4pdBg88UOAk

Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
I can't help but think the Tarentino version of Star Trek would be little more than a bunch of people saying "spoonhead" over and over.
Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
I can't help but think the Tarentino version of Star Trek would be little more than a bunch of people saying "spoonhead" over and over.
Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
I can't help but think the Tarentino version of Star Trek would be little more than a bunch of people saying "spoonhead" over and over.
Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
I can't help but think the Tarentino version of Star Trek would be little more than a bunch of people saying "spoonhead" over and over.

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No wonder Dana White doesn't respect the fighters they are all a bunch of christcucks jews and sandniggers. If you are religious you are retarded it is as simple as that. Don't respond I'm not reading it.

I am spamming the living fuck out of this general in about 12 hours. I am constantly running a bot on Yea Forums. Fuck censorship, fuck mods, fuck conservation officers, fuck anyone who doesn't worship the only thing real that matters: me. Don't reply. I'm literally not reading it you fucking low income small dicked beta millennial zilch.

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DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE FUCK YOU YOU SMALL BRAINED FUCKING ZERO
No wonder Dana White doesn't respect the fighters they are all a bunch of christcucks jews and sandniggers. If you are religious you are retarded it is as simple as that. Don't respond I'm not reading it.

I am spamming the living fuck out of this general in about 12 hours. I am constantly running a bot on Yea Forums. Fuck censorship, fuck mods, fuck conservation officers, fuck anyone who doesn't worship the only thing real that matters: me. Don't reply. I'm literally not reading it you fucking low income small dicked beta millennial zilch.

fuck you to the fucking loser who deletes this
fuck you to the fucking loser who deletes this
fuck you to the fucking loser who deletes this
fuck you to the fucking loser who deletes this
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE FUCK YOU YOU SMALL BRAINED FUCKING ZERO
No wonder Dana White doesn't respect the fighters they are all a bunch of christcucks jews and sandniggers. If you are religious you are retarded it is as simple as that. Don't respond I'm not reading it.

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report buttons are for those who couldnt survive a day in the wild

ya aint gonna make it ya freedom hating fucking zilch ahhahahahahahahhahahaha it's allllllllllllllll overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you're fucking flushed gadhooshed JOANNA ZNALLEA BLESS DLADSS!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ grow up you fucking doofus with no chin step up or step off mannnnnnnnnnnnn he said STEP OFF GEORGE LIKES THE BANANASSS

YOU HAVE NOTHING ON ME BLUD WITH ALL YOUR BUTTONS OF DELETION LOL FUCKING LOSER FUN HATING DOPE

Yea Forums Founder ##faggot

i own /heem/ is in SHAMBLES

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FLOUNDER FIRST TIME AVAILABLE IN AMERICA IS THAT TRUE

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STOPO SPAM PLZ DELETE THIS GUY MODS

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based

Picksbro can you post the picks again i want to submit mine

Chino AND muslims
How do you cope?

*wins even when he loses*
Pretty based if you ask myself.

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>Heem isn’t ga-

Is it a false flag to convince people he is straight?

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What expression is this exactly?

Fook what you think, m8

Fooking anyone and eryone

Bispong said me cool

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He didn't pick Larkie Love, he's a fag

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This should be shown to all UFC refs on how not to do it. If a fighter is clearly out and you're going to stop the fight at the first half ass hammer fist then you should have stopped it before he even through the punch.

Rate this card on a scale of: 100% lose my number to PEACH

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in my honest opinion, Strawberries bro

Can y’read? It says it alnhis shirt

3/10

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Hold me down u know I'm just uh tired of that style going out there and winning. Think......fans what action.

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we talm bout strawlberries, b?

Id give it about 7 mt Rushmores buts it still missing a few head don’t y’think chink?

tony is a schizo retard and deserves to be mocked

I'm the only real drawl in /heem/ so for me to continuing posting, I'm gonna need a stake in this general.

Jessica Eye by first round KO is literally free money

I disagree my man.

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He’s not a faggot, but he looks like a faggot just like the average autist weeb

>a 5'4" spic posted this

t. autistic weeb

>brapps in your mouth

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You don't have to be so mad brotha

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Now I know what his disgusting profile picture reminds me of. A tick.

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based

WW division ranked by IQ:
1. Askren - 165+
2. Maia - 120
3. T-Wood - 117
4. Pettis - 109
5. Wonderboy - 98
6. Sanchez - 84
7. Usman - 80
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9001. Colby - 76
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900001. Perry - 62
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9000000001. Till - 55
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900000000001. Masvidal - 49

>Perry - 62
you're reaching with that one

I don't think Moicano is fighting KZ because a couple hours after it was announced he uploaded a post hinting it was someone else. I think him vs Yair would make more sense.

Based and Brappilled

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IQ doesn't matter in cage fighting nerd

mama mia

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4/100000000000

twitter.com/ufc/status/1124048708444856320

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What the fuck was ESPN thinking with that PPV deal? Paying the UFC as if they sold 500k PPV buys per numbered event is going to bleed them. Dana is essentially getting paid before he puts in the effort of assembling and advertising a good card every month. We're gonna get shit like Jones/Can #48 and Shevchenko/Eye all the time because there's no incentive to do better.

>tony is a schizo retard
Hello (((wme))). Its well documented that the same cable tony tripped on, other fighters have magically tripped on. The cable had a weird slippery plastic mesh that intentionally caused fighters to slip and injure themselves. The UFC benefited immensely from Tonys injury. It allowed khabib to easily get the belt against a lesser fighter, and give connor a title shot.let's not forget, that dentists in the past have given people aids, and that Tony very well could have had a chip in his knee.

I think there's better matchups but it should be good. I take Moicano.

1 ESPN subscription on cable tv out of 10 free HD streams. Nobodies vs nobodies with the wmma handicap. Cerrone is a prelims fighter ffs

Cuck Thomas is about to ruin the UFC

twitter.com/lthomasnews/status/1124052618723176448

>tfw Schlob was actually right for once

>for once

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>needing a PhD to work out that UFC fighters are severely underpaid

I don't know what it's like in America but here in Europe, we have absolutely mediocre journeymen football (soccer) players earning like £80,000 a week guaranteed, just to sit on the bench and show up for training a few days a week.

Your average, middle of the road UFC fighter would be lucky to make the equivalent of £80,000 a year when you take into account their expenses.

Adesanya vs Gastelum was one of the best fights in recent UFC history, yet for this incredible show of guts and athletic excellence they both made less than what Alexis Sanchez makes in a week just to sit on the bench at Manchester United.

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me on the right

400K BUYS GUARANTEED YOU FUCKING GOOF

das raycis mang

Giving that cocked up monkey a gun...

This. Might as well get your CTE in a more lucrative sport

Based
Iaquinta’s still GOAT in UFC 3 tho

This
Fuck Askren

Him and his girlfriend were watching death note on his Instagram story.

NEW EMBEDDED
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>no Lana Rain
I thought this guy was a weeb

good taste

I was embedded into your mother

Thanks
Her stuff’s way too expensive though

Who is the alexis sanchez of the ufc?

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>L80,000
That's like $2.5M. DC and Jones don't even make that.

>Luke "Altitude training gets you the same results as EPO" Thomas

>(Heem bites, heem bleeds)
>It's bringing me to my knees (bang lives, decision dies)
>It's no surprise (heem begs, user pleads)

Holy shit Conor mcgregor only heights 175 cm?

instagram.com/p/Bw-AfN1geF5/

Which one do you want lads? I'll treat you

It's Platinum for me

god i wish that was me....

Ash Hollywood
Shae Snow
Bree Daniels

>5'6 at the most
>Gymcel
>John Morgan hair
Poor guy

I would actually like to buy some ufc posters for my manchild den but they don't sell them and signed ones are just too much.

Was she white?

Israel Adesanya the type to suck dick and say he ain't gay

She's white, someone posted her instagram a bit back. He doesn't want people to know she's white though.

God that's so hot

I'm not unboying adesanya because he's pretending to be into anime, I'm unboying him because he might not be pretending.

Jacare standing over Weidmans corpse is kino.

Just so you guys are aware, I'm going to have to miss those two bums fighting this weekend. Canelo/Jacobs is more important.

The Kentucky Derby is more important than some boxingshit.

For me it`s Fernanda Cristine, Mariana de Castro and Nathany Gomes ...in no particular order.

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>Canelo/Jacobs
just letting you know, I bet heavy on Canelo so Jacobs is probably free money

>boxing

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>Pretending to be a a fan of martial arts but not watching the most effective martial art ever created

Any fights on during the week? I'm bored

First "big" boxing fight I watched since fury/ wilder ended in some manlet can quitting after a nutshot. Shant be watching pillowfist until the wilder/fury rematch.

I'll fight (You)

It’s effective, but boring on its own

boxing is great, the sport is shit.

Dude on the left looks like a character you haven't unlocked yet

Alright wya

Prime Artem

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He just wants to fight Tony nothing wrong with that. Who cares if he's humble. Why should a top ufc fighter be humble.

Come to the Wendy's in Pompano Beach, FL, I'll be waiting fgt

Here. you still there pussy?

>Cazzies that unironically don't even watch boxing
Holy yikes I thought you were joking at first but you're serious? It's literally near impossible to fully understand the machinations of MMA without having a good understanding of boxing. Thx for outing your cazhood, fucking simps.

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Nate Diaz pointed at, laughed at, and flipped off Conor Mcgregor.
After the fight, Conor showed no visible damage at all, and Nate's face was completely unrecognizable.
Nate got fucked up.

You never got me down, Ray

If if wanted to watch two half-naked men hit each other with pillows, I’d come over to your house on Saturday nights

There's no one who even makes close to what Alexis Sanchez makes. I guess Conor? But Sanchez is paid way more than he's actually worth whereas Conor is probably underpaid.

Unironically more hyped about Andrade vs Namajunas than I am about Jones vs Santos.

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Marrete will fold Jones like:

1. lawn chair
2. beach chair
3. ice fishing shair
4. regular wooden chair
5. comfy volvo bench

?

The only people currently in the division who can beat Jones are Johnny Walker or fresh off the airplane from Bangkok Khalil Rountree.

JUST BLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

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i remain adamant jones will fold like a beach chair

Lawn chairs don't fold you idiot

I invented Toilet Thompson

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You now remember Mustapha Al-Turk.

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Pretty slick back-take

The other guy didn't want to fight to begin with, this wrestler is a scumbag.

>tapping to strikes

Most useful style for street fights ? A lot of this shit seems wild when getting hit in the back of the head is an option

Marreta has a very weak chin. I hope he is at least strong enough to make JJ respect him

Khalil didn't improve at all after the walker fight lmao he was just fighting a turbo can

porn stars are fucking disgusting.

Our boy talking to some dork for an hour about fighter pay
youtu.be/Y9xHbxEdY-g

I feel like Jon Jones has some really glaring weakness that only I can expose. Give me a good 3 month training camp and I'd put that man away.

I hate how many pornstars I know, I wish I could just erase them out of my memory

i agree, my guy

....and this is why watching porn is bad for you folks.

I will never forgive porn or it's apologists for denying me and so many others a truly righteous and virtuos quality life

yeah without porn you'd have a 10/10 christian virgin girlfriend

Good for you fren :)

It's not about that my guy, look into the affects of porn more

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Prime aldo gets sparked in under 19 seconds

>mfw GOAT

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Colby Covington
Ben Askren

Andrade will fold Namajunas like a bench chair.

Ronda Rousey could beat any man.

If Elias can make it past Brunson I don’t see who can stop him from getting the belt

HEEMINDER: Kailin Curran, Danielle Taylor, and Janaisa Morandin all return tomorrow

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>SCHMO HANGS WITH AL AND STERLING IN THE GYM

youtube.com/watch?v=1S7KUHMI1yg

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Elias Theododuro Would Clown Pissrael And Shittaker In The Same Night

fake and gay

So is your country.

This claim made by Joe prevent led me from watching mma for about half a year. I thought it's an absolute bums sport because a woman can beat a man there

Based post. Hang in there, bro.

Should have kept the choke locked after he tapped

He was already out.

Thank you, I didn't think anyone was going to reply.

In many ways, any person could beat any man

Well done! What are you doing?

NGANNOU

>Doing this as your main career for way less than $100,000 guaranteed per fight

YIKES! Why can't fighters see that unionizing is in their best interests?

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based funky poster

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>not fighting for free

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if that was Clawja, I would literally cum everywhere. Any other hue, I'm puking my brains out then killing myself.

Go back to your rainy little socialist island if you hate freedom so much

I'm the only person I know that wants Tony to legitimately get more CTE than he already has and then kill his wife, son, and self a la Krispen Wah.

Go to bed, Dana. Your time is nearly up.

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Really makes the wheels spin

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based yangster

The difference is, Tony has always been crazy. Probably has bipolar disorder or something. If he was gonna do something, he'd have done it by now.

Benoit was a steady accumulation of diving headbutts, neck injuries and severe roiding. Plus his son had some weird illness that made him hate him and think murder suicide was the best option.

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The thing that scares me the most isn't that God might not exist. No. What most scares me is the idea that he died a long time ago.

How is it fair to ban me for 3 (THREE) whole days just because I made 1 slightly off-topic post?

Guy you replied to. Not shitting on your post at all because you are right, but Daniel (his son) actually didn't have the illness they thought he did. Chris Jericho even said that he was wrong for thinking it. He may have been mildly autistic though. There was certainly something slightly off. Tony claims to be "schizo-bipolar" last I heard, which I am, too. But, I would never fucking threaten a woman. Tony is a piece of shit. Fuck anyone who thinks that just because they have a mental illness, they deserve more chances than others or deserve the benefit of the doubt.

It’s tough b

>250-word essay due on Monday
>Still haven't started
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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School is for useless kiked out faggots. Learn a trade.

Working in a supermarket.

Wait just a second. Where the h*ll is the new Aussie & Fancy breakdown!?

t. Loser that was too dumb to succeed in real school. Have fun when your career path is taken over by robots in a decade or less.

I am happy to finally be working, only downside is no more staying up for the UFC. This weekends will be my last live one.

Excellent bait

Watch your mouth, young man

Exactly

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well in regahrrds to that questions let me just say ya know i’m gonna show him the difference between tennis and basketball out there

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>250 words
Durrrr me cant write lots words. Smh. Zoomers boohooin about the nerfed school system lmao.

92481182
Not getting this (you) that easy.

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Q3 2019
Kamaru fights Colby
Askren fights Pettis after beating Masvidal
Masvidal fights Lawler after losing to Askren
Thompson fights Dos Anjos
Till fights Perry

Woodley is forced to move up after being decimated in the rankings.

Who's ready for WOODLEY VS ROMERO

Wait so was Askren out or not?

Not bad man. I sold electronics for a while. It was decent

>Askren fights Pettis
Nawl, they're eskimo brothers bee

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delet

>getting btfod and still posting
Eww.

FUCK
Askren fights thompson instead
Pettis fights dos anjos

I would like to watch Askren vs Thompson anyway

>only 250 words
>4 nights, 3 days to finish

Heem might be the only career path available to you.

CM Punk still has one more fight on his contract. Who should it be?

Yoel heems memebender

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Jon Jones

It's my first job not through an agency.

Stylebender is overrated. He would lose to Yoel, Costa, and Jacare. He will lose to Whittaker.

Is it just me or are white girls getting thicker? I remember them being toted as flat when I was younger but, my God, the whites girls around my campus got it going on

Joe Hogan what happen to you?

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Hormones in the water making white bois into fat bald losers and white girls into thick breeding sow for superior Black Men

why do retards in heem think khabib is based for totally "le btfo nevada state athletic commission " when islamism is so much worse than prostitution and gambling

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i just went to the dentist for a cleaning today

when did they start this whole 15 xrays aimed directly at ur brain thing

Is this considered a man or woman?

Western Khabib fans hate themselves so they naturally hate the west too.

Nigga black people drink water too dafuq you smoking

>he doesn't know

nah nigga we allergic to water just like that nasty ass milk shit

it be straight kool aid in my hood

>islamism is so much worse than prostitution and gambling
how?

Kool aid is sugar and water

found the muslim

get out muh country, smelly

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enjoy AIDS and burning in hell dirty sodomite

>retards flushing their money isn't worse than literally killing people in the name of your 4th century values

>Poocare got flushed again one fight away from a title shot

Lmao what a choker. He's like 55, he'll retire without ever touching gold.

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>he thinks aids is real

I was there live. The brazilians in the crowd starting leaving the arena during the 3rd round lol

>implying stoning thots to death isn't absolutely based

>he can only into muh gays and muh womenz

Are all Khabib fans just bitter incels? That would explain a lot.

>Survives bombs from Woodley
>Recovers from a 5th round KD against Till
>Gets heem'd clean by a guy who fought at 145 at some point

Fucking WEEEEEEEEEEEEW, the state of Wondercan.

This. Fuck that Schmo faggot, trying hard to be Nardwuar.

>Mfw
Lmao fuck Huezillians.

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*Ahem*

Poobert Pootaker

lol I'm not a virgin nor even single

When does Tuesday Night Contender series start up? I fucking need my midweek heems.

Also, not a day goes by where I get pissed at how retarded people are with the new ESPN+ ppv model. It's so fucking simple, the old ppv was $65. The new ppv is $5 + $60 ($65), and it now includes a month of a streaming service. You have to pay on a browser because there's no point in just giving Apple/Google/Amazon/Roku 30% of the ppv revenue. But all I fucking see are these fucking idiots who think
>le paywall is bad
and
>durr why can't I just buy this in the app it's not working.
I just saw this scrub on Reddit who said that bought 6 pay per views per year but now he wouldn't be buying any because of the paywall, if the retarded would've done math he would've seen that by getting the $80 bundle for 236 he would've ended up saving $10. We have been denied Brock Lesnar getting permaheemed by DC because people can't figure out how to spend $65. Fuck.

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tfw my boy actually got melted my a featherweight

twitter.com/manscaped/status/1123980647293386752

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Woah! Look at that freak

Joe you're my boy, but I don't agree with everything you say

I have some New Balance tennis shoes just like that.

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Oh yeah based what a great deal my guy now I'm forced to subscribe every single month, even when there are shit-tier PPVs that I won't watch anyways.
>Inb4 d-dude it's only $5
The price isn't the problem. It's the fact that I'm forced to pay every month when only a few of the PPVs are worth watching. For sure Cejudo/Moraes, Rose/Andrade and Val/Eye are peach PPVs, but why the fuck do I have to pay for NOT watching them? Especially when it's so much easier to just type "mma stream" into google.

dude it's only $5

You literally only have to pay the months that you want to watch the ppv how can people be this retarded you have only deepened my anger

Old people buy ppvs, if you have to connect to the internet to order a ppv you might as well find a free stream

this was the end of clawja's career

jon jones-esque

I have watched mma since 2008 and I have never ONCE spent a penny on it. do you fools really give your money to the gib goblin dana?

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Update from Valentina's sister in Thailand

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>paying
>ppv
>2019
UwU! Dear (((wme))) shills in this thread. Kys

And I'll heem you for free if you ever gather up the balls to reply to me again kid

Anyone wanna catch these hands? Meet me at the Tim's on Wallace, I'm in the black and white Tapout shirt.

DC > Jones

For sure my guy let me just sub and unsub every other fucking month, not a hassle at all my man. Again, when anyone can access streams at the click of a button, why go through the trouble?

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Cool vid. Thanks user.

I hope DC heems Stipe again, it'd be fucking hilarious

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Gross toes

early, dc was never out

>not watching the most effective martial art ever created
I watch plenty of Judo and Sambo matches. Pillow fencing is trash that has nothing to do with real fighting.

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>all the retards responding seriously to this not-even-bait

it's a crossdressing man who fucks women

Somebody tell Dana to give this guy a contract, he's got great technique

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>cocked

why does this whore feel that outfit is appropriate for a televised role behind a desk?

Let's say you're trained at BJJ (not a black belt though) and know basic clinch/wrestling techniques - but you've averagely sized - 5'10.

At what point does fighting another guy become too impossible to win?
When he's 6'2, 6'3, 6'8?

>waaaaaahhhhhh he didn't fight fair
have sex, then read sun tzu

lol manlets 2 on 1 cant even put down a fag

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I've been out of the loop for a while, can someone give me a quick rundown on what has been my man Tony up to lately? Was he kicked off the UFC?

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Damn. How many levels of irony is that dude on? Irony is the ideology of our time I don't fuck with that shit if you do you may end up looking like that dude.

Still revved?

They're doing everything they can to make sure he doesn't fight Khabob or Canor because now that he has broke the conditioning he is even more unbeatable than before.

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heemed by a wire, flushed by dana, and gadooshed by his wife

he's from before the current irony soaked culture. his peak was in the late 90s/early 00s

I heemed a guy once who was 6'5", probably like 230 but kinda doughy. We were both teenagers and i had been doing boxing my local community center for about 2 years. Felt really good desu, greatest moment of my life. I'm 5'11" btw.

Dumb edgy mandrama loser. This is what watching WWE leads to.

Can Joe Rogan stop lusting so fucking hard and often after Yoel? every fucking interview with a fighter he feels the need to stop the show dead on it's tracks and insert a 15 minute intermission about how fucking sexy and juicy he finds him, jesus christ.

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I hate my work

I wish I had Yoel's genetics

""""""""""""""genetics""""""""""""""

Unironically better than Mcgoober

karate """"hottie"""" feet
thawlts?

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it's toulgh b

You obviously have been around women too much, bitches need to be put on the line and be called out from time to time or they get loose

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His wife dropped the restraining order and ((Dana)) is dodging Tony because he knows he'll heem him for planting the cable.

Did he dress like a girl during his peak too?

dana basically said he don’t want tony to fight yet for no reason

>yrw the Distinguished Champion puts Sleepay down for another nap

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i see holes in his game

So some dickhead was talking shit to me in the MacDonald's restrooms. I was already nervous because there were a few guys wearing affliction shirts. Anyway he called me a smart aleck so I went for the double leg but I slipped and fell on some piss and busted my head on the sink. In the rematch I'm going to focus more on my boxing...

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Thank you.

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yes

>what do you mean Brock didn't take the fight!

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how many guys who have popped looked or moved like yoel? salty ass racist spic

someone find a photo of schaub where his face and lips don't look hideously swollen. dudes gotta be the ugliest millionaire whose only interest is looking good

calvin kattar sucks. so many people were sucking his dick after he """""beat""""" burgos.

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lips don't looked like that without some work having been done. s'all im saying, b

I fell for the meme until Moicano btfo him and made it clear he is a bum

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Anyone else get super triggered when that old fuck Trevor Wittman chimes in with his bullshit analysis? Seems like he's here to stay.

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holy shit, Elias is fighting? Cage-Kino is back on the menu!

Isn't aldos entire thing shitting on short wrestlers though? Hernasson was atleast a pretty bad matchup for jacare

one of the most wholesome moments in mma

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Yeah he doesn't have a good reason anymore. It was pretty obvious he offered Tony the max fight knowing he wouldn't accept it. An interim fight wasn't even necessary, he just wants to get Tony out of the picture. He doesn't want to risk Conor vs Khabib 2 falling out with Tony beating one of them because Tony isn't as big of a drawl and all ((Dana)) and ((wme)) care about are the dollar signs.

forgot da link

instagram.com/p/Bw-QyuSFGTi/

i'm pretty sure dana alluded to tony not being cleared to fight yet
just because tony said he's fine after like two sessions with a therapist, doesn't mean his mental health is ok bro
don't think he's ever coming back t b h
his brain is fried from one too many almost-heems

I love Jon's face in this he's like "bro don't tell gsp I'm here dude I'm trying to have a good time wtf man"

>gsp out clubbing by himself

based and gspilled

His wife dropped the restraining order and there hasn't been any other bad news about Tony coming out. Tony said he got cleared anyway. It's not like Dana is a doctor I don't see why he thinks he knows Tony better than Tony. He just doesn't want Tony in the title picture. He'd rather keep feeding Khabib good matchups so that they can hype Khabib up as the goat. Especially now that Khabib is famous for beating Canor.

I dobt think id be able to go out alone... Maybe but i dont think id like it

Heemed his own brain with sleep deprivation and Eddie Bravo

Easy then
Give Khabib Tony after he kills Poorier
Then when Tony beats him do Conor vs. Khabib 2.
Winner fights Tony.

oof

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Imagine the smell

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>same thread from yesterday still up
zoinks, water we duen hear?

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I decided against buying the nudes, lads

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No doubt this is constantly on DC's mind, even during all his victories after that fight. He knows Jones owns him and his legacy. He knows he cannot and could not ever beat Jones. As the HW belt was wrapped around his waist he was fantasizing that he had just knocked out Jon and not Stipe. Just look at his crumpled corpse stuffed against the cage getting its skull smashed in by his biggest rival. An utterly brutal, humiliating loss.
>you could never kill me Jon

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why wmma never this violent

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You just know she has nice braps

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Based and Cucuypilled

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Future goat coming through

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Brehs

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honestly makes me cringe knowing this bum is ranked

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cheeto fingered russian hackers at it again, b

he is a MW cruz, and a MW cruz is way more boring because MW is where fighters start to get sloppy and uncoordinated. it's much cooler to run away from combos then single shots

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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Thoughts on Ayy Man Zahabi?

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Would suck if she asked

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>which I am, too. But, I would never fucking threaten a woman.
Simply because you'll never be near a woman, you'll never have a long relationship or a family so how can you say?

wood berry so deep

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wanna bury my face in her moo goo gai pan

*sniff sniff*

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Our boy is moving up in the world
youtu.be/IKoWFgVUyMM

is heem in its twilight my guys?

how long do we have left?

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Pretty much

twitter.com/stylebender/status/1124258270896504832
Alright this straight dude is definitely based

"right before i go on stage i ask my brother how i look"
"he goes "you look like a fuckboy""
>crowd laughs

thawlts?

youtu.be/COkVyCFplNY

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C-c-crushinnit bee. Ignore the homeless cats and gitcher self some tix homie. Schaub's finna light y'up.

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Hey Bill Burr, y'2019 Dane Cook

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Lmao the state of Poocare.

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>there has never been a better time to be a comedian

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Dude Billber sucks man almost as bad as George Carlton and Bill Hips

I remember when Joe used to complain about all the people trying to be comedians

Colby "Chaos" Covington

based

He beat Yoel and Kelvin though

Where are the picks?

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Ruebusch just cant stop talking about greg hardy on the vivisection lol
youtu.be/cRRiDf58DB4

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God hes so fat

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ufc 237 is horrible lol

Sure.

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TAKE THE PICKS

Preusada barao would beat epo dillashaw

only for ppvs

lads, I got a full time job so I've been too busy to jack off. What should I heem my dick to?

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I guess I can take the picks if you really don't want to. This is the last time though, Lukas. I'm done covering your ass. M'kay?

Derek already took them he won't be pleased about someone taking his role

LMAO you think I give a fuck about that dweeb

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Wow thats deep

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Wake up again Stipe

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got you covered bro

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(b u n d a)

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>tfw the only peach not picked

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203 POUNDS? Cain, yer a fuckin beast bro. Keep at it fer sheeeeeer

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ever brendan'd so hard, y'schaubed?

this man does not give a fuck about his body

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>T sperg just tried to an hero
surprised you're not talking about it brehs

scared the shit out of me there for a sec ya cunt

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He was just training his neck muscles bro. How else is he supposed to survive submissions from Khabib?

that roll gets me everytime lmao

Thoughts?
instagram.com/p/Bw9g4itlr2t/

Schaubs special is the only thing keeping me going atm

we cte now

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youtu.be/tuWIFWghxuY come watch one bros

He went from bright prospect to Chuck-tier CTE in the span of a few months. Sad.

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How come no cage at one

Ok so which has the biggest BBC?
>Ngannou
>Conor
>Usman
>Israel
>TJ
>Jones
>DJ
P4P obviously

>Chuck-tier CTE
Lmao, not even close.

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Dude's leg snapped

Wake up heem

bumson is elite fershure

Go to bed, binland

Yikes!

Volkanovski has such an insane pace and chin though, Frankie was said to be a bad matchup for the same reason but he really didn't like Aldos power and spent the whole time trying to boxersice. Mendes fought at Aldos pace with the occasional takedown mixed in and dropped 4 rounds. Volkanovski is just wild, ate bombs from Mendes and still just kept digging to the body, even took Chad down just to tire him out. He knows what he's got to do against Aldo, same thing Max Holloway did. It all depends if Aldo has the power to keep him off him or not because Volkanovski is so much smaller than Holloway. With it being 3 rounds I don't know who will win because I believe Alex will let Aldo take the first two rounds just to push for the tko in the 3rd.

>spicy card tomorrow
>/heem/ is dead
wtf guys

Never

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is this shooped

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most heemers are still sleeping

Where da stream at?

that shirt means he's coming out as bi soon right? then joe can follow. it's the current year and all.

Can't deny that Schaub looks like an absolute stallion here. He looks like a young buck, the nephew of a mafia don who is being raised in the business to eventually take over. BIG SCHAUB! You don't mess with Big Schaub. Big Brown. You heard what the kids say about Big Brown? 'Bout what he does to people that cross him? Huuuuuh, makes me shiver just thinking about it!

What a "sport" you have here.

twitter.com/VonPreux/status/1124116572350701568

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Banging

>tfw there are so few decent HW fighters they started creating human-hammerhead shark hybrids at the ufc performance institute

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Great. Now, instead of seeing undefeated 5'10" DC go up against a freak of nature 6'4" caveman WWE superstar in an event that'd get millions of buys, we're going to get DC vs Steven Mitchell 2, some firefighter bum who hasn't fought in over a year, estimated buys: 100,000.

Dc is a bum who needs to retire

youtu.be/lSAxibCd4UI
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Imagine losing to Roxie Modaferri. Jesus buttfucking christ. The state of WMMA.

Mcgregors tattoo is on the wrong arm, picture is very fake

Russian guy just got heemd hard

mfw this post

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Are you going to pretend the mirror made his tattoo shift onto the right arm? Also why the fuck would all of the womans photos be so blurry when she has an iphone?

i wish i was in medellin banging whores

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Colby is a virgin

here my mans.

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rude

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I like Colby don't get me wrong but he's a virgin.

Speaking of whores
instagram.com/p/BwniPcBBPZm/

i see better looking natty spic girls here daily, you want to bang brown chicks any city in burgerstan will do

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Cody's thot is very thotty but id still have a go on her one hunrit pracent

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It depends on how they're built, if they're strong, or if they've ever trained before. I've been training for half a year now (muay thai and bjj) and there's some avg height blue and purple belts that manhandle me when grappling. I'm 6'3" 190. I would heem them on the feet though.

But this looks like a fan took a photo with him, why does every intimate one look so fake and blurry. And you still haven't explained why Mcgregors tattoo is on the wrong arm?

If you let your wife do this you're retarded or beta btw

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What a weird filename, she's in a bikini. I remember when you guys were crying she wore a swimsuit to go to the beach.

shut the fuck up luke

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horrible

Isn't Luke like the biggest incel virgin poltard in the whole of the Schaubcord discord?

Just watched the Luke Thomas fighter pay video. Depressed because I think I could've done most of what stat guy did and surprised to see that women are literally not underpaid

same

you guys need to hurry up and finish this thread because your puddings in the oven and it's about to burn

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Hey just stopping by r/heem to ask if anyone had a chance to check out the new Brendan Schaub stand up special?

youtube.com/watch?v=vculhYaqQFs

it's a peach of a production b

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ok

500th for Schaulb