/147/ - World Championship Snooker 2019 - Day Thirteen

>The year? 2024
>The place? Paris
>The sport? You already know.
>Steve Davis is upset. as manager of the GB Snooker team, he thought for sure Olympic Glory was on the horizon. But strong efforts by China have made things difficult.
>Worse still is the trembling wrist of John Higgins, who appears to be almost missing on purpose, as many of the more cynical fans claim.
>If Davis is upset, its nothing to Barry Hearn.
>Snooker is only an Olympic event on trial.
>If it does not generate the interest, it will be removed by 2028, meaning much less exposure and cash through the years.
>Ronnie throws a tantrum,leaves.
>Ding and Wengbo on peak form.
>"Oh god, what do I do now?" cries Steve Davis aloud.
>A door swings open behind him. Light casts a broad sillhouette across the room.
>"Well would you look at the time... Twelve years are up".
>Stephen "The Elephant" Lee.
>Davis is unsure, but throws him on anyway, with no other options.
>And in those 12 years, his cue action has only gotten better. Balls are moving in ways Davis has never seen!
>Wengbo and Ding bottle, and England take home the gold.
>Barry Hearn cascades down the stairs and hugs the once disgraced player.
>"What do you say, Stephen? Forgive and forget?"
>Lee lights a cigarette, turns his back on Hearn, and starts to leave the room.
>In the doorway, he looks over one shoulder.
>"Forgive? Sure."
*inhales cigarette
Exhales
>"But an elephant never forgets"
>Goes on to win 12 world championships, has three trophies named after him, is knighted, and ressurects Joe Davis, Ted Lowe and Alex Higgins

unga bunga! unga bunga! me want sex! me wanna nut! me wanna suck milky wilky titties mommy! me wanna suck farts from an asshole! unga bunga! unga bunga!

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>What happened to Robertson
Le matchplay Higgins happened

imagine being this milf's stepson and she comes home drunk and wants to talk to you because ovulation makes her horny and starts becoming touchy because dad ignores her and he's cut his cords so he shoots blanks and she acts like a teenager while drunk and tells you she wants a child and you carry her to bedroom where you unload into her womb a fertile load that impregnates her and then you run away from home to start a new family

just imagine

So I walk up to this bitch (apparently right after he got mogged) and say "what's up Kyren you wanna go for a jog this afternoon haha" and he's like "please just leave me alone" and I'm like "whatever bitch" and then like an hour later get called into Barry Stark's office and they're like "you gotta stop harassing Kyren he's going through a lot right now, he's just signed his divorce papers"

And I'm like "hah who'd married that cunt, someone with a dipshit fetish?" And Bazza was well like "come on man, they've been married for 2 years. They've been having trouble since the masters last year. He thinks she blames him for getting into he safety exchange that killed their dreams" and I'm all like lol

So I leave and I'm hungry so I go to grab my lunch (turkey and provolone) only to see, lo and behold, that dumb cunt Kyren set his cue case RIGHT in front of mine!! so I write out a note saying how glad I am to be working with him but if he puts his cue in front of my lunch again I swear to fuck I will finish the job that Mark Allen couldn't

So I go through the rest of my day joking around with Kyren every time I see him even though he is a giant cunt about it (my favorite was 'accidently' dropping a pair of scissors on his colostomy bag lol) and I have to ignore the picture of that fucking rat whenever I walk by his practice table
So I finish my day asking for his ex wife's number since I need a new sidechick to respot my balls and he fucking flips it and when he's yelling at me I'm all like "maybe if you don't want to get divorced you shouldn't have gone for those long pots do you ever think of that bitch" and then he walked away aggressively

So that was my Thursday

[Player NEED to shut the fuck up about the width of Pockets]
"These pockets are like buckets, they weren't like this in the older days" Oh boo hoo nobody gives a shit

Y'all complain so fucking much about your shitty ass pockets because you can't put the ball between the jaws

Well y'all know what you do have?

Y'all got a sickass pocket even when you ain't at the table at all

"where do I put the ball" just shove it up ur ass you degenerate

Anusees are like the perfect fucking pocket for shit and y'all sleep on that so hard

If ur hoo-ha can house Johnny Sin's bigass shlong then it can fit ur fuckin black ball you pussy stop complaining

I'm so fucking mad

OwO what's this? Long red Cheeky pot? UwU Mmm~ So Nawty! yummy UwO , *Chalks Cue* Unnf UwU Couldn't place it better with my hand ~~ What?! inch perfect?!? :0 UwU *Shakeys wittle baby tail* mmm Daddy I Wuuuuv THE PINK~ I Wuuuuuuuv Pinks to the middwe espweciawy uwo, mmm pots soooo good~ Daddy these shots are nawty~ OwO daddy is that a wed to add to my nawty bweaky weaky? Mmm *sights ball* mmmm soooo good~ *long pots daddies big thick juicy ball* mmmm daddy this screws back SOOOOO GOOOOOD~ MMMM OwO UwU~ *Nuzzles you* RAWR

Haha one table setup time.

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Are you horny 100% of the time, finnbro?

What does it even mean when they say that?

When's ronnie playing lads

pretty much and my deepest darkest fetishes are very degenerate
my favourite one is breeding a milf, though breeding, pregnancy and lactation in general is fucking hot

I'd blow you just to give you some relief bro

that's very considerate of you but I'm only gay for traps and shemales

Not gonna watch these shitters.

Only hope that Wilson will win this title.

I'm fucking sure The Eternal H*ggins goes to the final.

Hopefully he loses again, then. Fuck him.

Lads is this the worst WSC in recent memory?

My body is ready.

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Yes.

>the young upcoming talent David Gilbert

yes

by a country mile

So you're prison gay then.

>if its another riggins v juddernaut final we are clearly living in the Matrix

Higgins will win because he'll cheat by spreading his messy chalk all over the table which will hinder England's brave Sir Judd Trump.

Mummy Hazel

Quarters should be one table as well.

Manlets BTFO

Rooting for Riggins tbqh.

What kind of monster are you?

Jesus Christ David Giblert has some Cartoon Network Logo teeth

>could you have predicted such an amazing line up for a semi-finals
>amazing line up

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there are only shitters left... so it doesn't even matter anymore if you root for higgins

Tune x

VOICE CRACK ROBBO

We need Trump to up the nawty levels.

Based boomer techno Gilbert

I don't want Trump ever winning. He doesn't deserve a title.

yeah but imagine Trump losing to Higgins in the final... the amount of seethe coming from Trump would be worth it

The Eternal Higg*ns is also An Eternal *nglo.

>He doesn't deserve a title.

I'm not entirely fussed if he wins or not I just want him and others to play at a high level so we get good semi-finals and final.

Odds of Gilbo or Gazza making the final are slim. I will begrudgingly support the match fixer in the final because Trump is pure tosser

HAIRCUT MAN BAD!

High IQ post here

Any decent memes this years? Hope one of you is making a collage f so

Don't worry, Gazza will finally impeach him
#Resist

>was sleeping on a mates couch with his only possession being a television

He obviously hasn't been even able to afford an NHS dentist. Maybe with his winnings he could get them sorted.

>On 9 June 2014 Lee pleaded guilty to fraud at Swindon Magistrates' Court and was fined £110. Lee had sold his personal snooker cue to a Facebook fan for £1,600 but when he failed to deliver the cue the fan reported the matter to the police. Lee was also ordered to repay the £1,600 cost of the cue.

fucking mad lad

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Higgins will win title imo.

Gilbert and Gazza have nothing to lose but will lack belief. Trump knows he'll never get a better chance and pressure will get him. Higgins is GRANITE and seen it all before

>Higgins is GRANITE
Not anymore. He's been chipped. Last year took it's toll on him

That granite could crack though given he's lost the last 2 finals and the pressure of getting to another one might be too much.

imagine jawd throwing a tantrum and losing the final 18-nil

imagine

Tentative claps are my favourite kind of applause at the snooker.

got a mcdonalds.

c o m f y

They can’t do it on there own without the commentary prompting them.

What you go for?

>gets imprisoned
>gets hench in prison
>comes back and merks the WCs

Hey can’t stand this fat cunt

large bic mac meal and 3 chicken selects

20 nugs

GIL !!!!!

'rite lads?

Haven't had a McDees in years

Been seeing adverts for that bagel thing, I could murder something like that right now

Well done Gilbo

What did he mean by this

Just give him the cue you numpty. £1600 is good money

how's the human mix of quartz, feldspar and mica doing?

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I would like to see a Jiggins vs Baldy final

Oooohhhhhhh

Oh fugg Higgins :D

Even the pockets are rigged that was a mile off

T R E M E N D O U S P O T !

le matchplay

Snooker is literally a cult. Say the same thing over and over and it suddenly becomes true

I will crush the Austrian

heres a

>he goes second favourite
Literally what does that mean?

he goes second favouriteto win frame

le bouncy cushions

Have we ever had a year where people didn't bitch about the table?

>he goes second favourite
>in a 1v1 game
What

>plays a decent pink
>*silence*
>"he played it absolutely inch perfect"
>*claps*

Gil you stupid N

Is Gil mentally black?

OGRE

wrap of the day
double bacon cheeseburger
chicken mayo

£4.98

Get fucked Gilbert you jobber

What a awful championship this has been

where's austriabro btw?
did jannies finally get him?

Anything with more than 1 player always have a 2nd fav. You dumb?

KEK
That pocket is rigged

>Dave-o Gilb-o

for fuck's sake

Dreadful mate. Utterly dire. 80s tier snooker.

That's my point... It was a retarded fucking statement for Hendry to make.

Gilbert bottling it already this game is gonna be dead

this match is already over desu

Come on, even i know there is nothing wrong with this statement

No don't see your point

Yes there is... It's a 1v1 match, Higgins gets the advantage and Hendry says "He's now second favourite to win this frame"

Makes literally no sense.

Riggins has rigged his chalk with iron dust and pocket jaws with magnets so when Gil hits a ball it's attracted to the jaw from Rig's fuckup

He was talking about Gilbert

Haha time for le matchplay Higgins vs Gilberto and beer

Just got home. Can't really watch during early shift so I just cheekily make the thread.

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>tfw when no comfy GARGOOL/"where's the kubol going?" commentary duo.
when are we gonna have Dennis and John back together?

Gilbert was 50ish points ahead and hendry said he is now 2nd favourite if Higgins pots this red. Higgins potted the red and won the frame, so hendrys statement was Correct.

I need a rewind function, because if that's true I'm a right ninny.

Remember in 2017 when Ding played amazingly to beat an in-form ronnie in the quarters and then narrowly lost an epic to peak selby in the semifinal?

How do you think he feels watching these jobbers in the last 4?

>How do you think he feels watching these jobbers in the last 4?
I'm not sure but his eye is probably twitching

Gilolbert

Gilblelrt

if he wasnt sucha jobber himself this year he couldve beat drumpf. in the 2nd session if he was at even 50% he shouldve won it 8-0

>le bouncy cushion

giblet

Lads, the same qt crossfit girl that said hi to me earlier this week initiated a proper conversation this time at the gym. When the convo came to an end she gave me a cheeky jab at my shoulder. Do you think she's into me? I'm an autistic kissless virgin, I have no fucking clue what to do. What the fuck do I do?

avoid eye contact from now on

Not at all. She probably just thinks your friends.

they both make retarded mistakes

haha. he said it in a ham-fisted way but yeah he was talking about Gilbert.

don't ever go to that gym again

Just started raining and the weather forecast is shit for the next week. Wish i lived somewhere hot and dry, not this shitheap

awful standard for a WSC semifinal.
almost as bad as the French commentary on Eurosport.

Oh you think snooker is easy do you, what's your highest break?

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Think of a joke to tell her tomorrow. Not some knock know shite, like something about herself. Then just talk about avengers. She miring bro

rainvis comfy as long as you stay inside

she wants you to kidnap her, trust me

>mfw 24°C and blue sky currently

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We had drizzle all morning, torrential downpour for 5 minutes around lunch, and now it's brightened up nicely. Hang in there, lad.

sunny and 25 to 30ºC here.
bring your Maddies, we'll "misplace" them for you.

>Wish i lived somewhere hot and dry,

No thanks. I love the sun but anything above 24°C can fuck off.

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say hi yourself next time you see her and smile while doing it and then go where your cock points or as I like to say, "kyrpä kovana kohti uusia pettymyksiä".
but the thing is if you like her and she's showing the signs like she seems to, then you need to show her that you're interested as well, otherwise your chance to become a sex fiend like me are nil.

Been sunny all day here in Kent with a nice cool breeze.

hi pals! does gilbert stand a chance?

Shut up, Marcel.

For me, it's 25°-30° for summer. Unfortunately we nowadays always get way hotter.

This German ref is the best.

It’s a Gil get a 40 - 50ish break and then loses the frame episode.

Too much of an eager beaver, if you ask me.

Reckon John's on the beak cause he keeps talking about good lines

I like his voice desu

You fancy him don't you? He's a gay so it's fine.

not a chance

>not Big Dick Jan

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Get back to work.

youtu.be/pC5jtGEMPMw

this whole psychology of the one table setup is starting to get on my nerves.
"I lost a match because the crowd was bigger".
pathetic.

Snooker has been around for a long long time and nobody has perfected the break.

There must be a spot that you can hit to make the balls go in. It’s ridiculous that they all go for the side into the top of the table. Triggering!

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there probably is, but it isn't reliable enough to risk it.

too many variables lad

The patrician break is to bounce the cueball off the top cushion slowly so it lands on the pack.

stick to pool mate

Makes me laugh when club shitters do that thinking they're clever. Such a brainlet thing to do.

Actualy there is, but you also pot blue ball to green pocket

ugh, I'm already dreading the new house of frames in anticipation.
at least young koiren won't be wearing his expensive loafers.

Everyday Im shufflin shufflin

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pretty good run to the final if Gilbert beats Higgins here.
two former world champions + Perry and young koiren.

*step step step step step*
*rub rub*
*step step*

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SHAKE THAT

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Spoiler: Higgins wins

Is mentioning some sort of insect in the bingo?

F

Okay I’m team Gil now

Never thought I'd say I miss Selby.

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Based shot

I was unironically hoping for at least some sort of redemption arc this year

Gilbert could be 4-0 if he wasn’t so nervous in the first two

Fuck that webum is funny.

trying to nestle on the red instead of potting it.
>yep, that's selby alright.

you just KNOW that vicky makes him bend over the table a few timesa match so she can record it and watch it later whilst she's sat on his face

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>can you describe Mark Selby in 8 seconds
*plays this webum*

based Angles.

I'd wear that JV t-shirt while watching the snooker.

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>John Virgo t-shirt
/147/ would love it 2bh

JV's neck is looking better.

Imagine being slower than Koiren

94 was a cracking Championship

>1994
Where did the time go, lads

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This isn’t comfy

>tfw 1994 was 50 years ago

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Isolated and awkward? Never..

It doesn't go anywhere, everything already happened

>mfw

t. Rust Cohle

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>Jimmy White

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Have you tried DMT?

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>niggers in snooker
>pakis in snooker
Fuck this

>1994
>not mentioning Senna's and Kurt Cobain's death.

It was mostly about British stuff.

I’m going to say it

No thanks, Joe. I'd rather not turn into a mentally retarded man like you :^)

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Tony Blair becoming leader of Labour was horror enough.

yeah, fair enough.

What should I make for tea tonight lads

cooking for three, decent cook but don't have that much kit at my parents' so needs to be fairly simple

Creamy batty, mash up the beat, reggae chicken rice and pea *sucks teeth*

Ham and chips

Things can only get better :^)

Spicy caramel chicken with rice

>tour de yorkshire and the snooker on

Pretty comfy.

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>roidpedal

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lads, methinks Gilbo could also beat Trump.

>using pedals

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>implying higgins isn't roided to fuck

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>that sound

lmao

its time lads

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>it's another two cushion escape never works but I'll play it anyway episode.

These commentators are high

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>when you stare into the abyss...

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GRANITE

>Granite matchplay
Hendry pls

At least 13 more frames of this shit

*cough*

Someone check for irregular betting patterns

QUIET PLEASE THANK YOU

wtf is riggins doing

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If you don't like snooker at its worse, then you don't deserve it at its best.

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free ball rule is a bit stupid.
cancelling out two snookers is a bit too much in my opinion.

exactly what his name implies

Ah fuck this. Going to do something else.

Stop going to fucking replays without showing where the ball ends up first

ffs

Gilbo panicking already. No chance in the later frames

Magnets confirmed.

mate snooker is the perfect background noise. Only sad cunts watch snooker

guys, amazon is stopping prime for students free for 6 months

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I just finished my studies and was never made aware of this.

I love donald duck

147 incoming.

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doubt it but I have some faith

>soft screw

Lads, is it actually possible for Gilbo to win this?

yes, higgins is old and makes stupid decisions at the table.

FINISH HIM DAVE HE'S A MUG

You got 300k for Higgins?

No, but I'm not sure I like this, because it would make a Trump victory very likely.

/TON/

But Trump is going to be impeached hard by Gary.

But imagine if Gilbo is the one who can finally impeach drumpf...

this match just keeps disappointing me

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John parrott has an incredibly full head of hair

>tfw players will keep going for 147s instead of playing for the highest break and drumpf will win the highest break with a miserable 141.

Unlucky based Gilbo

what's this "there's always a gap" meme?

It’s not touching ball

We just don’t have the tool to accurately measure the gap between the balls.

There’s always always always a gap even if it’s atomic.

Fuck off u pedant

like a magnet, or is a magnet?

>mfw not sure if testicles are touching balls.

Where were you for the Scottish Open?

You prob weren’t even here for the second round of this tournament you utter utter casual

How many more frames in this session?

How many frames do they play in this session?

8

For me, it's David Brown Gilbert.

so next year we will see a gimmicky tournament for seniors where they'll set it up for Jimmy White to finally win at the Crucible and he'll still miss match ball against Hendry.
is that right?

The current one

“A disgrace to snooker.”

Never forget.

I always post when a snooker thread that isnt 3 replies only, its obvious that there are few tournaments people give a fuck about because of how easily they end and how few memes can spawn from it

Why is Donald Trump in the audience there?

His son plays in 3 bongs

This person has an IQ > 190

lolbert

lel

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>b-but the yellow peril
>b-but young and Chinese

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We must stop this Scottish invasion.

Don't worry, it's coming home lad

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GWAN GILBERTO

fuckin love dave gilbert me

why can't snooker be like cricket where almost all the Commonwealth nations are better than England?

Can the players hear the commentary?

Norf vs Midul vs Souf - how many titles can each region claim?

Gilbo ballbaggins

delet this.

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Quiet please.

Remember there are some 50 Commonwealth nations and only some of them even play cricket seriously.

STOP SAYING FUCKING GRANITE

Can that person please be removed?

>granite

get out
nobody cares about mongball

Trip on 190kg

yeah, but you now what I mean.
the australias, south africas, sri lankas, pakistans and indias of this world.

wrong thread mate, go here:

*know

Presuming you just mean World Championships, Joe and Fred Davis were from Derbyshire so it depends if you count Derbyshire as Norf or Midul. Personally I'd say its Norf but then I'm not Norf I'm East.

In the modern era it would definitely be Souf: Ronnie, Davis, Ebdon, Bingham, Murphy. Midul just has Selby and Norf has Parrott, Johnson, Spencer, they've not won it since 1991.

do you think there will be a world champion in our lifetimes who's souf of Robertson?

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Hello

He's from Melbourne which is very Souf even for the Soufen hemisphere, we'd need a Tasmanian.

Hello Bosnia bro. Did you catch the first session?

Of course Derby is Midul. Add Scotland, NI to Norf. Wales really depends on opinion.

Norf gets Hendry, Higgins, Dott. Not sure about Griffiths, Williams etc

Unfortunately not

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Scotland and NI definitely don't count as Norf, they are their own thing and so are Wales. Souf beats Scots 14-12 in the modern era.

If Derbyshire is midul then this year we have 1 souf, 1 midul, 1 norf in the semis.

They're all moving to 8 ball now.

what did he mean by this

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Just home from work lads, what did I miss

Off til Tuesday now, so won't miss anymore snook. Feels absolutely incredible

it's that time again lads.
wen semifinals come around and there's a gigantic gap between the first and second sessions of the day.
it's torture.

miss him desu

In awe at the size of this lad

Higgins played un-Higgins like at times. Gilbert did well after a shaky start. Was on a /147/ but poor positioning dun him goofed.

Bowl...qt..por favor

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only 5 more years (if he doesn't have a heart attack)

He was a shite player to be fair, and seems he's a bit of a scumbag too

But he has a Rolls-Royce cue action. He probably weighs as much as a Rolls too.

youtube.com/watch?v=uu_iT4EoNA4

Threadly reminder that Phil Yates can't open his mouth without stuffing his foot in it and he continues to be employed by eurosport

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>youtube.com/watch?v=uu_iT4EoNA4

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he wasn't worse than any of these journeymen who in the meantime became good (Bingham, Gilbert, Wilson, etc).
in fact, he was better than them.

why is this nonce still on tv?

I remember that. It was so fucked

your dad's dead son

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oh brother...

>it's ANOTHER Riggins throws the first session before winning the match episode

Barry needs to get new writers lads.

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>Hearn using the word "soap opera" to describe snooker in a positive way.
good grief.

The only thing more underwhelming than Gilbo or Gazza winning the whole thing would be Gilbo or Gazza winning the whole thing then doing absolutely nothing for the rest of their careers.

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Matthew Stevens and Jimmy White would SEETHE

and rightly so

>still not having realised it's Trump's year

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Wilson will impeach him and his hairline :D

The only thing Judd is the world champion of is bottling spectacularly

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Gotta love annualy WC Vikki /ss/ fanfiction. This is mainly the reason why I hope Sepby gets as far as possible each year.

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any chance you got a link to that youtube guy who is obsessed with Selby and his family, and even make them happy birthday video's?
I bet he's from /147/

post that image/gif/webm you have on your /147/ folder but didn't get the chance to post it before

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It hasn't come up for years cos selby's been shit but I've been quietly updating this

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youtube.com/watch?v=IH3HCswGCsk

This?

lel what? no. Can somebody post it. I have to see it.

Also it may be Vikki.

lmao that's the guy
how can one man be so obsessed with Markus Titus Selbius

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gold
you should consider adding higgins then

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d'awww, selby has a nice family

lel
this one is so good.

Post 2017

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jesus christ, even ronnie fans don't do this and there are a lot more of them.

Can't find it, have the 2016 one instead.

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I can't remember there was a collage in 2017

I don't have one also

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What a giga autist lol

Ah that’s bettter

Most Ronnie fans wouldn't be able to figure out how to upload to YouTube, let alone know how to work basic editing software.

All credit to Gilbert earlier. Really hope he can see it out against GRANITE Higgins.

Lets hope Gazza gets a good start against the nawty bald autist

youtube.com/watch?v=0GI7LrSHYaU

Get your entry music in for the next session, lads.

Wait, that's not terrible mainstream dance club music

Trump would disapprove

youtube.com/watch?v=Lg7DcCI39GY

youtu.be/ZhJBNjbk0ds

youtube.com/watch?v=sNKJ-sGpMuU

>imagine replacing this with shitty modern version
>Imagine replacing Willie Thorne with Shaun Murphy

FUCK THE BBC

youtube.com/watch?v=lHNs9jYxIO0

youtube.com/watch?v=FSbnxVaKTCk

Why cant I find the live snooker on iPlayer?

>not Son et Lumiere/Inertiatic ESP

Man this fortnight has gone fast

>The Tyneside Terror

Lads

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this? how watch uk

BBC Sport website

bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/47311281

youtube.com/watch?v=rhYWmLfk7yc

>Trump's intro music

Sums the man up entirely. Empty and obnoxious.

#RESISTDRUMPF

>>The Tyneside Terror

This is what the women call him when on his taxi rounds.

Thanks lad. Im a retard.

he does looks like someone who would deal with corpses with a reasonable amount of cold-blood.

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THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER

THAT'S ME IN THE SPOTLIGHT

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>nearly missed the start because the BBC online guide has the programme starting at 7.30 on BBC2

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>BBC2 believe Lineker interviewing Pocchetino is much more fascinating than the WSC semifinal.
and here I was thinking this was the high-brow content channel.

ta lad

>bbc2 only has 30 minutes of the snooker on tonight

Why.

Gwan Gary.

It's uncanny.

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ugh, at least choose one of the better looking ones (and there are plenty).

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why even show it.

Gary Lineker owns part of the production company that makes that pointless Premier League Show, it's just an excuse to give him even more money.

LOSING MY POSITION
(on the next colour)

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They have the rights up to 2023-23 and they have had everything online but yeah it's a bit shitty.

is he, dare I say, the Shaun Murphy of football?
such a suck-up.

>the absolute state of drumpf

GWAN GAZZA POT SOME FACKIN BALLS

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Is this and Wimbledon all the BBC have left when it comes to exclusive (on terrestrial TV anyway) live sports?

Have always wanted a multi angle option... would much much rather watch a top down view. Or even take a cheeky look at a side on shot to remember just how fucking big the table is.

>Gazza

His cockiness and desire for NAWTYNESS will be his downfall once again

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I remember years ago before Messi had scored against an English side Lineker and some other shitters on Sky TV were discussing who they would rather have on their team: Messi or Rooney and all of them said Rooney.

I can't stand him la.

don't they still have the bowls or some of those other exclusively English tea party sports?
I used to watch bowls when I lived there, it was comfy.

Wilson has an unfair advantage. He looks like a cue ball.

Ez final for /147/s golden boy trump

VR snooker broadcast where you can float around the table and see from any angle

There's obviously the Olympics, the football European championships and the World Cup. The Commonwealth Games along with other track and field events. Niches stuff like triathlon and British basketball here and there.

amazing.

>rooney
Was Rooney ever actually ever really good? Or was he just a promising prospect even at 30?

I think so.

>they will never introduce a QT-Cam

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That would be awesome. I was just thinking about it yesterday, actually.

2009/10 m8, he was the best striker in the world

United would've won the CL if Bayern didn't destroy his ankle

and perhaps even get a chance to virtually interact with Seema or bowl-cut girl?

please save us juddGOAT

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>VR snooker

I mean... I just want alternative angles streamed. Don't need to leap into Tron land.

I don't like him or manure but he was extremely talented. If he'd have stopped the fags, booze and whores he could have been terrifyingly good.

Just imagine using those different angles to watch Selby's ass
Top 5 at his best

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>can see other peoples avatars
>group of anons surrounding bowlfu

>have to support drumpf because he is the only realistic hope of defeating riggins

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top 5 what?
I don't think he's ever been top 5 at anything in the world.

Somehow forgot about the summer/winter Olympics and Commonwealth games. FA/World cup and Euros are shared with ITV though.
When Attenborough goes the BBC will have shit all left.

never fear, riggins ain't winning another one.
he gets nervous now.

Say it with me

>GRANITE

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to be fair to the guy he took it amazing well. Ronnie's a sound cunt

Fucking hell judd What was that

no comfy bowls?

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>When Attenborough goes the BBC will have shit all left.

They still make tens of hours of natural world documentaries each year, though the narrators if it's not Attenborough are hit and miss.

I really, really hope you're right but I've seen this film before and I didn't like it then either.

Would be terrifying to fall whilst in a VR headset. It's immersive as fuck

>QUARTZ! MICA! FELDSPAR!

Yeah they show that.

Attenborogh is shit. Can't mstand his fucking voice

Attenborough already accepted Netflix $$$ to do their ripoff of Planet Earth, instead of doing the latest Blue Planet. Greedy old fuck.

If you play the correct shot, you don't necessarily have to play it correctly

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He did Blue Planet II.

its time for naughty snooker to take the throne

>Attenborogh
>mstand

Absolute state of this chav.

He's choking already, lads.

POT SAM FACKIN PINKS

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SEEMA SEEMA SEEMA SEEMA SEEMA SEEMA SEEMA SEEMA SEEMA

Gary choking on the pink like I choke on your mum's pink when we have an extended facesitting session where she nearly breaks my nose thrusting her sweaty meatflaps into my face.

Thanks JV

why does gary wilson do that neck thing lads

What neck thing homie

You know I always say that every pot needs some pink inside it

Fuck sake Gazza.

Him putting his left eye over the cue? Left eye sighted but right handed.

I assume his left eye is dominant, and it's helping him to aim

>dat virgin attempt by trump

She is far too attractive to be doing that. Why must women be like this?

He has done his best to both win and lose both of these frames.

He should chalk his noggin.

That's true for both of them, desu.

Gary looks like Gendry

Fucking hate Judd. Can't quite put my finger on why. Maybe because he is a spastic wannabe laddddd mong.

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G R A N I T E Higgins Wilson final lads

>no fags, booze and whores
what would be the point in greatness without the benefits?

>Maybe because he is a spastic wannabe laddddd mong
literally has generic club house music as walk-in

That, and:
>his stupid hair
>his STI shoes

They way he was forced down everyone's throats when he first came through was irritating too and i've never gotten over it. Absolute cue power babby

All these virgins jealous because trump had a normal social life and now dominates snooker tournaments lmao

Really dawning on me now just how much it sucks to see shitters like Wilson in a best of 33.

So who would be the lesser of two evils - Trump or Higgins?

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anyone but riggins lads

>tfw I wish Hendry was still around hammering in long pots and clearing the table. ;[

shitters who beat brecel, selby, mongy wilson and prob drumpf too

be careful what you wish for.
I'd rather Higgins win and retire than Trump winning his first and then unlocking the ability to win several more (nightmare timeline).

Unironic Trump fan here ask me anything

literally been the most consistent player in the tournament

>not calling him jrumpf

mate.

Hi Jack

Do you eat your mate's shit for whatsapp laddddd videos?

Trump is a good lad he's just got bad PR. Watch him in interviews and he's nothing like the arrogant dickhead you'd expect.

ace in the pack is a prat no doubt, but riggins just bores the hell out of me

Gary "The Impeacher" Wilson.
Legend.

Gazza concentrating well lads, How many frames until Judd ramps up?

WAHEY THE LADS

GAZZA GOING TO DO IT
FUCK JUDD BLUMPF

but riggins won't be around for much longer.
now imagine trump being the face of snooker in the next 15 years.
I would even root for selby then.

what did you think of the mueller report?

I like this.

GWAN GAREH

Higgins for sure

Could have had the highest break of the tournament then if he played for the black instead of blue on the second to last red

>he doesn't root for Selby already

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well played, kekking hard

Slow start from judd

I don't mind Selby. Rather a boring cunt than some blackball cunt who thinks he's the bad boy of fucking snooker. Of fucking snooker.

I root for his arse which is a separate entity

I look forward to the day the Koiren-Drumpf rivalry boils over and The Warrior sparks drumpf out live on the BBC.

It's his turn

He's so fucking boring to watch

yeah, we've gone from alcohol poisoning (Alex Higgins) to "nawty" snooker.
not a good look.

I quite like the head/neck thing.
brings something new to the table innit.

"What's naughty about it?"
"I hit it really hard..."

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>89% pot success all tournament

truly a great young player

this year has been S H I T

Go judd go judd

>bad boy of snooker
>probable remainer

Laughs in capitano

would muchhh rather watch alcoholic chain-smokers play they game. I wish I was alive when the players had a pint on their side tables and not a bowl of ice with faggy tongs.

Robbo secretly winning the WC with his alt world of warcraft character,
Blood elf Rogue Gazzeroth Wilson

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>what's this you've posted about a bowl cut waifu?

so these two are behind the seemafag spam

Trump splitting the reds like they were David Gilberts teeth

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What did he mean by those shoes?

He wants everyone to know what a cunt he is.

that he has no taste

tongs for the whisky too innit

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>putting ice in whisky

vomitgirl.jpg

>goes for long pot
>misses by miles
>break of 50/60
>short, shit safety exchange
>another low break
>safety exchange
>someone clear ups

Repeat for every frame. We're going to feel this match in how much it ages us.

You *cough* owrite mate? *wheeze* Fancy a bevie after the *splutter* game lad?

Blumpf is seething now lol what a cunt

Gary's like Shao Kahn, he can take on the form of those he's vanquished.
Here he is Selby

> wilson getting zesty to troll trump

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>Wilson playing on
Based Tyne Torture

not a fan myself, but some people do.
anyway, it's all part of the disneyfication of society.
it all starts with "children can't be near smokers" and then snowballs from there until you get players like drumpf.

Shang Tsung* rather

>David Gilbert v Gary Wilson final
How will that make you feel?

Wilson getting BTFO

>Some of Werbeniuk's most famous feats of drinking include: 76 cans of lager during a game with John Spencer in Australia in the 1970s;[1] 43 pints of lager in a snooker match/drinking contest against Scotsman Eddie Sinclair in which, after Sinclair had passed out following his 42nd pint, Werbeniuk was reported to say "I'm away to the bar now for a proper drink";[6] 28 pints of lager and 16 whiskies over the course of 11 frames during a match against Nigel Bond, in January 1990 – after which Werbeniuk then consumed an entire bottle of Scotch to "drown his sorrows" after losing the match.[1]

love me some zest.

Is Wilson trying to wind judd up

It'll be comfy knowing Trump can't win

> looks like an elf
> plays like a troll

Genuinely think he is

It's the real naughty snooker

Yeah and seems like Trump is easy to rile up

Of course. He wants to make him seethe. Good strategy.

WILson reminds me of a runscape character
New when?

based bill

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New thread?

Just how good is Gary Wilson

cba making it lad. Don't hate me, feel bad for me. I am jaded.

They don't call him the Tyneside Terror for nothing.

it's like a pact with the devil.
"here, have the best media you can possibly have and the greatest resources ever to watch snooker"
ok, thanks satan!
"haha, but now you must only watch boring basedboys drinking water"
same thing in the 70's.
"here, have the most entertaining people imaginable playing snooker!"
thank you, satan!
"haha, but you can only watch them once, maybe twice a year!"

Not good enough to win this match

New:

welsh tier

*basedboys
no idea why I wrote based there.

Delighted

sóyboys
thee is a filter bcs mods are sóyboys too portubro.

>"what a break"
>39

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