/hoc/

no we're not

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These two men get laid more than /hoc/ does

Love the guy. But I don't want to form the team around him. The Wings aren't contending for a playoff spot, and as such they need focus on player development.
Perhaps having him would benefit the overall development of the team (even if he "takes" a spot from some young guy). And if that is what they calculate for, then yes

Still made it further than the laffs

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By each other

incelanders btfo

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WTF WTF JOSH HO SANG WOULD NEVER DO THIS?!?!?

im probably the nicest poster here yet everyone wants to hate my team. i just want to be friends

Which board meet up was this lmao

>Which rink has the best ice?
Bell Centre (Montreal) - 28.0%
Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 21.7%
Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 6.6%
Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 6.0%
Scotiabank Saddledome (Calgary) - 6.0%

>Which rink has the worst ice?
BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8%
Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7%
Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7%
Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6%
PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9%

>Audio:
vocaroo.com/i/s1p3ueVKSNYE

That’s /hoc/ as I imagine it

im probably the nicest poster here yet everyone wants to hate my team. i just want to be friends

>fat Nazi with bad hair has a gf
>I don't
fuck this life

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>gf
>g

Have you tried having sex?

did the islanders fan in the photo bully you?

How cold is it at a hockey game?

Shant be using Randy's thread

Like 60 °F

going to be your first time seeing the canes play soon?

Far nazi w/ bad hair also in this pic

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31 degrees F so the ice wont melt

go knights

Why didn’t you use a lower resolution

bloos are shit and jorban shitington is a total fluke artist

Y’all have more of them pixels?

Only use shit pictures desu

Go home? Yeah they already did that

haha sunbelt teams are so quirk because they play in the tropics and it's 100 degrees out but they're good at ICE hockey lol

Had I been there (would never EVER go to a Yea Forums meetup, what a bunch of losers) I would heem that racist manlet so hard he’d become a rags fan

>delusional thoughts of violence
typical bully victim mentality

I would offer you some homemade brownies

better than a /hoc/ meetup in canada desu

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no you wouldnt you fucking poof

There’s no way he doesn’t post here

I don't mean to frighten you but there is a goblin in your picture

aww fack boys...remember how I told you i may have a son out there?

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>young communist league
>old lady
wew

>tranny
>midget
>manlets
>granny
Imagine the smell

Who the fuck is this lady?

Let's try to stay on topic.

>reddit park boys
every day

>this is who we’re up against
Feel much better about the impending civil war now desu

>playoff hockey
>only sunbelt teams left
>terrible threads

I’ll heem you too ya knucklehead

Me on the right.

>these people actually had sex

Why can't you /hoc/?

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I love hfboards

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Lefty is a qt

lol aho would absolutely HEEM this fag

same. that's a good post.

>boomers booming
just like /hoc/

Would not hesitate

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>dat gimp
absolutely based

>15000 messages.

I laughed, but then realized my Yea Forums post count is at least double that.

based san jose fans

>not posting the one with all the uggos showing their flapjack tits

imagine the smell

imaginez l'odeur

This is the only time I will feel bad for a nigglet

kek

Dont, she just going to eat it

>ENORMOUS white chick
>black child
>no father
It’s not even worth pointing out anymore desu

laughed so hard when I saw the baby

>it's not even worth pointing out
*points it out*

Well at least its suffering wont be long. Animal cruelty always rubs me the wrong way

/fa/

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even the dog is disgusted and perplexed by the whale lmao

>game/sport so boring that everyone starts talking about reddit

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me in the back on the right.

Looks pretty normie desu

onions

>twink asian
>long neck right next to him
kek

this is what happens when 8 out of the 9 only good teams in the playoffs are memed out in the first round.

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>And now for a man who needs no introduction
*introduces him*

Can you guys literally talk about hockey for fucks sake?

>waaaaah my shit team got eliminated
Cry more you faggot ass bitch

Are they all expecting a flood?

The white man extends his neck to assert dominance over the weaker races

>not the dylan roof version

all of the teams left are gay

well said, kendall

Hockey is reddit

>spend all that effort dressing "nicely" to build confidence
>they stand there with not an ounce of fucking confidence

Wrong

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this is what happens when 8 out of the 9 only good teams in the playoffs are memed out in the first round.

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hoc on the left & cric on the right

>trannies
Literally the gayest team left

im probably the nicest poster here yet everyone wants to hate my team. i just want to be friends

>6'0 vs 5'11

Hi fren

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even if the bruins werent gay (which they are and so are you and your whole family) are they playing today? no theyre not dummy

That faggot is dead

Niceposting is reddit

check out my oc

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>all of the teams left
Not teams playing today
You are stupid

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dont have such a gay team then

Good, now if only the rest of the Boston fsggots would follow suit.

Nigga dad fucked a giraffe

fuck the Ducks. how the fuck did they not make the playoffs with the roster they have?!

Based

at least im not gay like you gay boy

why watch shit teams play hockey when you can watch vidya speed runs

no

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Their building is lifeless because all their fans got deported

so, how are my nordiques doing?

Hes an isles bro m8
As far as the ducks go
>injured to fuck
>old/slow core
>newbies arent quite "there" yet
>terrible coach/system from 90s hockey
Take your pick

Who’s got the screen cap of the semen demon on the left of the stars head coach

just came back from a two month trip to amazons, no internet.

how are the bolts doing? im ready for the cup

Anaheim is white, you're thinking LA

Dubs confirm

>amazons

Anaheim was already over 50% mexican in 2010 according to the US census

>Anaheim is white

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the ukraine

>52% passes for white in the USA
Oh sweaty

>newfags dont know

(2010 was like 10 years ago)

i know that ur a faggot

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Feels bad

Imagine being mad at the whitest city in the NHL

Oh wait that’s including “Hispanic white” LMFAO whatever the fuck that means
Literally a quarter of Anaheim is white

...

new zealand more like aotearoajajaja

oh look it's the bi-decade event that reminds everyone that new zealand exists on the map ok back to ignoring them

Hispanic whites are whites that claim to be Hispanic for college benifits

If this isn’t the next threads image I’m gonna be really disappointed hoc

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Am I the only white dude here?

literally me.

its all white to me

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yes but can you carry on ignoring your latent raging homosexuality?

Here’s a (you) thanks la

holy FUCK that was a boring night of hockey,

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is there a matchup that anyone could possibly care any less about than STL/DAL? leave a comment below

>4 terrible teams
i wonder why

oh look the whitoids are posting again

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>you're not gonna win this series unless you win 2 in a row
Dallas commentators are literally retarded

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dios mio...

NEED MY NUMBERS RIGHT FUCKING NOW SHANNON!!

unironically, why are black men physically superior to all other races?

>Captivity

DALLAS

STARS

DALLAS

STARS

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Butthurt habs fan detected

Just ate 3 honey buns lads

Who the fuck are going to beat the sharks?!

Makes the crime statistics even worse

I love cumtown

the avs retard

Tfw the admirals will never win a playoff series ever again

why do black people carry on pretending to be so obsessed with africa when inside they know its shit and have never actually been there and would never actually go there

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plus Africans hate black Americans

go wolves

nobody cares about crime statistics except turbo autist incels

Stars always seem to have big tiddy milfs facing the tv camera

yeah caring about the health of your community is only for awkward neet virgins who live in basements

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based and redpilled

Based NPC

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Gayest thread on spee.

>joe reddit
pottery

>submit my email and name to my church when they asked if anyone would like to do some volunteer work (like greeting people at the door)
>within half an hour of meeting me they now have me being the accountant of a 9 week course and are asking me to become a “consultant” for another team
Don’t be fooled lads

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use the power of numbers to infiltrate and take over the church so they worship hockey as a religion

What teams are going to the SCF?

I have blues v blue jackets

>church
retard

Didn't know the FBI had incels working for them.

canes vs stars you might as well kys now

What?

the majority of the present day FBI, CIA, and NSA are probably incels. too bad you aren't smart enough to work for them huh.

Long post that just says when you volunteer an hour they will try to get 20 hours from you

It’s all going according to plan

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Based going to hell poster

Is there even a possibility for a reverse sweep or is that not even happening?

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monster yikes

its sad that a girl like this would have low self esteem. She is very beautiful

Would not watch

How do you know she has poor self esteem?

based pajeet

So incels are smart?

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youtube.com/watch?v=kR17tKty_no
2 kids: /hoc/
rabbit: /cric/

>tfw this is the second oldest trophy and it doesn’t get the love it deserves
t.griffins fan

Why not?

why the FUCK are ahl streams impossible to find

Cringe.

I guess I would watch for the teds but I would be mad

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piss poor thread

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Trudeau is awesome, I wish we had him instead of orange Hitler

Saint Louis Blues more like Saint Louis Blose haha lol get it?

sh/a/rks

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I meant it in the way that most really attractive people are ignored because men/women assume they have a boyfriend/girlfriend or that he/she is out of their league. The girl in the photo obviously doesn't know how cute she is or she may think she is "ugly" but that couldn't be further from the truth

Good one. Mind if I share this on my wall? God bless.

-Tim

this but unironically

Based.

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Haha, don’t even care where Alberta is located. Get fucked Canadians until you can win at your own sport

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Cause no1 is paying for ahl stream package which is priced way to fucking high.

proud dad.

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That’s like wanting to go to a Double A game but at home. Why?

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Based

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Perfect bracket.

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Terrible pic to attract anons to thread you fucking idiot.

Just deleted the hurricanes in NHL 19 along with all of their players and the checkers too

Feel better?

>botchford is ded
wtf

wish it was andrew walker or ian macintyre instead tbqh

imagine a teds shorks scf
it would be so good

kys

Fuck you

This comeback is going to be awesome

F

why? botchford was the king of hot and stupid takes

No one.

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Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now

Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'

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>b-but nobody's gonna care w-when the raiders come

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So what are the chances of the Isles getting the reverse sweep?

>Team currently there with a conference title under their belt in their first year
>Team not there for another 2 years
hmmmmmmm

> a loo

Go Stars!

The sharks

>be islels
>have NO fans
>have NO wins in the second round
>be completely forgotten and irrelevant AGAIN when >we get based Kakko
lmao

>rags

>subtlety of a pongs fan

youtu.be/gUcisIlT7sM

based

I get the same exact fuckin flyer from dominos every week and it has zero coupons and no new information

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Avs should heem Couture if they want to advance.

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>canada
blasts the calorie count for fucking pizza

Not a fan of Carolina desu

>killing a sharks player
How did that turn out for Vegas?

>America
>doesn’t want any information on what they put in their body

I would like Caroline but they have the worst posters on /hoc/ 2bd

He killed himself for the blood sacrifice, dummy.

You know what I'm saying. When you order pizza, you already know it's unhealthy. What's the point of blasting it on adverts?.

Did Bennington really chimp out today?

their pizzas are mediocre. the crust is good, but aside from that it's not very tasty
t. ordered their pizza 2 weeks ago

I don't know m8, I don't watch shit teams.

For me, it's Jason Molina, the greatest Ohio native
Go Teds

The hand tossed pizza is good, but the standard crust isn't that great.

>pongs fan

goodnight /hoc/, I love you

when did he become so good?

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I think it’s required now by Health Canada because calories are on literally everything

Love you too, we are besties 4 lyfe

Goodnight.

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Probably while you fags wouldn't shut up about that downie bust on the oilels

who?

everything? i mean do they put it on bottled water? restaurant menus? cigarettes? etc

>bottled water
Stored goods have required nutrition facts labels on them forever, even in the USA
>restaurant menus
I think so. Maybe not all of them but I definitely recall seeing calorie counts on a lot of menus recently
>cigarettes
Not food. But they do have nasty pictures and health warnings on all cigarette packages

i rarely see fat people desu

I saw plenty of fatsos in Yellowknife, and jesus christ those heathens smell so goddamn terrible

That's a shitty deal but then again Canadian dollars are shitty currency so what can you do. Dominos has the most powerful advertising in all of Pizza.

probably injuns

Yeah, Cigs have a massive warning in the U.S. What are prices like for a pack, say in Quebec? In Dallas, they're about 7-8 dollars. I was in Chicago a couple of months ago and it was 15 dollars for a pack.

good guys leading all the series except blues, who are tied. not to bad so far.

The Pizza is passable for the price and the perks. No other pizza place comes remotely close to their balance of product and price. The spritz of garlic around the rim is to keep you from realizing they use cornmeal when docking the dough. It isn't "bad" per se but it isn't "old school" style

Bottom line is dominos is good for the money if you wanna be a faggot and get "good Pizza" go pay a "good Pizza" price faggot

I highly doubt Canadian retarded know the first fucking thing about Pizza don't even engage them

Yeah $15 is pretty standard in Ontario for 25 king size darts
That’s Canadabucks though keep in mind

Some good for /hoc/
youtube.com/watch?v=st-CkCeqMO0

Pizza man of two decades here. I open late and close early every night and instead of driving people away they seem to want it more.

ok, so like 11 Ameribucks. That's about what I thought. Are you paying out the ass for gas right now? Brent Crude is pretty steady here, but I read Canada is fucked by overproduction.

I'm from Whitehorse and it's about $14 a pack.

I think YouTube might be recommending us the same shit. I get weary when I see them doing this. I been getting these videos from this uploader for months.

CHAMBERS

Do you listen to colter wall?

It wasn’t too bad until Trudeau’s carbon tax fucked it to high heaven

No maybe vhs gems pays YouTube a lot of money to recommend them

DIV1A (1 tier lower from World Championship)
LITHUANIA-HUNGARY LIVE ONGOING
youtube.com/watch?v=gNX46q7VUvQ

Both of these teams still haven't won 1 point so far in the tourney, so a win here would help either team to not face the danger of relegation to an even lower tier.

In 2 and half hours there will be
DIV1A BELARUS - SLOVENIA
and
DIV1B JAPAN - NETHERLANDS

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HERE I AM
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE

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night frens

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kek

i'm watching veep and she put together a "symposium on race" and invited professors of african american history, and other people she thought would be smart black people.

turns out, they're all white. she asks her aide what the hell is going on, and her aide says "it looks like then nhl all-star weekend."

feet

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are you enjoying it though

it's alright man. it's more background noise than anything else while i'm playing vidya.

just fell asleep

I feel asleep

that's my thing

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BOBROVSKY! YOU'RE OFF THE CASE!

Let's go 'Canes...

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I'm a caniac and it's bo time

To think if Tavares had never left the Islanders he could have lost in the second round instead of the first haha ha

Literally me checking NHL scores ever morning

>marchand's usual bs costing his team a game

like harry pottery

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DIV1A BELARUS - SLOVENIA
youtube.com/watch?v=FFC9lrov3as

Belarus fighting for promotion to World Championship while Slovenia (who have Kopitar) fighting to survive, still no points for them.

STANDINGS
iihf.com/en/events/2019/wmia/standings/roundrobin

DIV1B JAPAN - NETHERLANDS
youtube.com/watch?v=ge6VIlEjsEQ

Netherlands, still having no points in standings, is fighting for survival in the division and they actually just got some players from the 3rd highest German league where they have a Netherland team, which is considered a pretty big upgrade for such low division tournaments.

Japan meanwhile is trying to keep up hopes for promotion to Division 1A.

Hungary beat Lithuania and helped assure their survival in DIV1A, while Lithuania is still in danger of relegation with no points.

STANDINGS
iihf.com/en/events/2019/wmib/standings/roundrobin

OTHER MATCHES LATER TODAY
DIV1A
SOUTH KOREA - KAZAKHSTAN
DIV1B
UKRAINE - ROMANIA
ESTONIA - POLAND

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youtu.be/JSUIQgEVDM4
I guess it was a good season after all....

Women on commentary has been awful this postseason

>Women on commentary is awful
ftfy

going to be good when they get eliminated.

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>carolina-dallas finals
Very comfy.

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>hurricanes
>good
They’ll get swept by Columbus

Saturday lad

"No."

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how do I make myself feel not like shit?

>option between women commentators and french commentators
why do americans do this

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Columbus is fucking elite

sunday my time.... fucks sake, have a work fun run i have to attend. REEEEEEEEEE

>fuck cric

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Bluejackets will win the cup

Nuh-uh.

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Be sure to stay hydrated lad. That, proper sleep, exercise, and a healthy diet go a long way towards your mental and physical well-being.

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Who /wongs/ here?

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how often do you get shot at?

I thought we told you to leave

get out

it appears there was a false statement made about anaheim last night

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LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO

This is our last stand tonight bros, we can't let reddit win. Bergeron bless

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No one. Who seriously goes for the Red Wings?

Keep telling yourself that

bombston is reddit

good morning best friends

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t. assblasted torontostani
go get hit by a van

HAHAHA sunbleter BTFO by Mexi-Bro
Based.

hope you choke on your coffee

at least you recognize that im correct :)

based schizo

Huomenta

>doesn't deny he's an assblasted torontonian
conversation ends here, i will only respond to fans of teams who have actually made it to the 2nd round in the past 15 years

my best m8 just got engaged to his zipperhead gf

F

whatever you say redditor

Good for him!

don't let the banana children shoot you up lad

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bonjour user
rude

if the islanders had tavares they would be up 3-0 right now

lol

Probably true

We weren’t supposed to not be the last place team in the league. We weren’t supposed to have a winning record. We weren’t supposed to surpass 100 points. We weren’t supposed to be on top of the division for the majority of the season. We weren’t supposed to make the playoffs. We weren’t supposed to sweep the Penguins. We aren’t supposed to come back from a 3-0 lead. If there’s any team that can pull a miracle it’s the New York Islanders. Don’t lose all hope, and if we do lose, don’t forget the aforementioned miracles of this season.

Anyone have the
>blots 7-3
Screencap?

Tortellini bless

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islels confirmed pulling the reverse sweep

DIVISION 1A
Belarus beats Slovenia 4-1! Their final two matches against Kazakhstan and South Korea will likely decide which two of those three teams will earn promotion to Championship Division next year!

SOUTH KOREA - KAZAKHSTAN LIVE NOW
youtube.com/watch?v=06b0P_NK3IA
Important match for both teams to keep promotion hopes up! Both teams have mercenaries with citizenship.

DIV1B
Netherlands beats Japan 3-2! Really important for Netherlands as they are trying to survive in the division for next year! It is clear that the reinforcements they got from the Tilburg Trappers which plays in the 3rd highest German hockey league helped them a lot.

UKRAINE - ROMANIA LIVE NOW youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6cE_zrkb0
Ukraine will want to win to secure their position in the division for next year, which would also mean Netherlands getting relegated. While Romania, a cinderella story, will want to continue their journey to Division 1A, which nobody expected in this tourney.

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Need to include FC Cincy in that.

Ohio still sucks btw

Glad to see Texas education taught him which way their own flag goes....
baka

>We weren’t supposed to not be the last place team in the league.
no one had the islels as last place in the standings
revisionist history
>We weren’t supposed to have a winning record.
see above
>We weren’t supposed to surpass 100 points.
and you would not have if not for 7 free gary points
> We weren’t supposed to be on top of the division for the majority of the season
meaningless statement
>We weren’t supposed to make the playoffs
would have missed them if not for FREE points
>We weren’t supposed to sweep the Penguins.
thanks for putting the pongs into the grave
>We aren’t supposed to come back from a 3-0 lead
and you havent
>If there’s any team that can pull a miracle it’s the New York Islanders.
with gary's help anything is possible
>Don’t lose all hope, and if we do lose, don’t forget the aforementioned miracles of this season.
praise be his name gary bettman saviour of long island

>leaf worried about invasive species
>allows millions of muslims to flood the country
hmm

>bloo
>fucking
>shield

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>allows millions of muslims to flood the country
source?

HOW EXCITED are you waiting for HOCKEY WORLD CHAMPIONSIP TOURNAMENT?!!! worlds BEST tournament to determine who is BEST hockey country of the year!

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did you just seriously reply to the reddit spammer

I'll watch it maybe

You’re icing a liiga team

yes, you got a problem with that?

yeah you should've just said >we a bunch of times

true dat

Year after year I enjoy stupid casual finnish hockey fans get angy because of meaningless skoda cup games

stupid finnish faggots should burn in a fire , they dont deserve to live. They are a net loss to worlds happiness, and they should be made into compost. I would single ahndely kill them all if I had the permission. Oh how I would enjoy shooting them into head. hahahahh hahaha i would laugh at their graves and piss on their mothers and fathers....please god give me strenght not to mutilate them in the next few weeks.

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okay okay okay, chill
here have the (you) you wanted

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i dont need your (you)s from you, you

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here is finlands team for euro hockey tournament

Finland's Full Assembly:

25 Toni Rajala - 15 Arttu pleasure hill - 19 Veli-Matti clay woman
4 Mikko Lehtonen - 55 Miika Koivisto

82 Harri Pesonen - 65 Sakari Manninen - 23 Joonas Shining
6 Tony Sund - 28 Henri River Harju

41 Joel Stone Beach - 27 Eetu Luostarinen - 20 Niko Oja Hill
70 Niko Mikkola - 7 Oliwer Kaski

76 Jere Sallinen - 91 Juho pond - 12 Marko Anttila
40 Petteri Lindbohm - 52 Otto Leskinen

Painting: 35 Jussi straw young (30 Kevin Lankinen)

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Lions continue to prepare for the World Cup this week in the Czech EHT tournament.

On Thursday, the tournament host is Czech. Teams meet in Brno - match starts at 18.30.

Lions' configurations show several minor changes. Niko Mikkola plays his first match at the same time. Fresh North American aid is marked in the trio field.

Kaapo Kakko is on a flute in Thursday.

READ ALSO: Hard meter! The lion's opponent has several NHL top names included

READ ALSO: Finnish team, schedule and fresh tournament news!

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wut

based
every time i run into a karjalalippispää in the street, or someone who looks like they follow ÖMMÖM LÄTKÄ i beat them up and then go to their home and fuck their mother LOL

man i hate this country

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>nobody had the isles at last place

LITERALLY look at any fucking pre season guess and people had the isles and 6th-8th in the metro in almost every single one. It’s been a good year, but they gotta address their needs come this offseason.

>Kaapo Kakko is on a flute in Thursday.

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Gustav Willman Borvik will not continue his career in Sport.

The name of the Norwegian attacker will not appear in the next season's list of players on the Vassal Team website.

The 20-year-old Willman Borvik made a 1 + 1-year deal with Sport last spring, but the contract year of the contractor is apparently unused.

In the final season, Willman Borvik played mainly in A's youngsters and scored 9 (4 + 5) power points in 23 matches. In League, the responsibility came in 11 struggles with a 0 + 2 balance. In addition, he played one match in the Mest's nerves during the season.

The attacker has been a regular growth of Norwegian junior teams, including, for example, during the 2017-18 season, as captain of a national team under 20 years of age.

Willman Borvik's future club is not known to be known.

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>In League, the responsibility came in 11 struggles with a 0 + 2 balance. In addition, he played one match in the Mest's nerves during the season.

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The US World Championship has strengthened with three new names.

The United States ice puck federation informs its website that Jack Hughes as well as Adam Fox and Christian Wolan are associated with the team.

Of this trio, especially 17-year-old Hughes is an interesting name. From the United States, the next summer's NHL reservation will be the number one name for the event.

The young striker promise has been playing this season in earlier World Championships for under 20s and under 18s.

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Here are some of best of Finnish play by play commentator quotes:

>Wonderful, Lions, wonderful!

>Heaven protect what comes from there!

>Swedish defense is played for kebab kiosks.

>And Nummelin's Namu Feed!

>And Karalahti at the last minute will come ... Oh, Lord Jestas, but guess who scored. (Alexei Yashin's third goal against Finland in the same match.)

>Drag, Drink Helmine's Cream! CANNOT BE OWNERED. Two seconds time! Two seconds time! And Russia is beaten, Russia is beaten. Finland pays off three to three, Jere Karalahti. Now you can cry, now shout! (Finland's leveled game 3-3 in time 59.58. With this result, Finland secured a block victory.)

>And, among other things, Rob Blake told me in an interview that Olli Jokinen's nickname was not the Master in Los Angeles, but the Pumpkin Head.

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rob blake was cool

Bluejackets are sweeping tonight
And sweeping the cup by only losing one game like the monsters did

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Is he Jewish?

>LITERALLY look at any fucking pre season guess and people had the isles and 6th-8th in the metro in almost every single one.
lets look together
here we see espn/vegas predicting an 82.5 point season
which would have been 5/6th place in the metro division
hardly last place

espn even predicted that lehner would be the key
"Bold prediction: Lehner emerges as a saving grace for this team, which has been without a special goaltender for so long. Because of the porous defense, he sees a lot of shots -- but he finishes top 10 in the league in save percentage."

stop pretending like the islels overachieved beyond anyone expectations

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Islanders elimination day tomorrow! Go Hurric/a/nes!

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>weebtard posts his pathetic spam
>thread dies
pottery

this

It's really great that the shorks are inclusive and let "special" athletes participate
Quick question though... does Couture get to ride with the team or is he required to ride the short bus?

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GIBS ME DAT

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The rat cries out in pain as he strikes you.

show some respect to the playoff points leader

well NHL will sponsor NWHL which will become one superleague for women in North America

so yeah they will get much more money, they win :DD

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I'm not reading all that

I am. Like I said, I think he's accomplishing a lot for someone of his condition.

What are we going to do about Finland?

>gibs me money or meesa not play
> #for da game
>t.women

have they considered trying to sell tickets or get tv deals?

Good luck with that LOL

If women gave a shit about women’s sports they wouldn’t have funding issues

>season ending pregnancy

No they won't. NHL used to give $50,000 to each league and now NWHL are just getting what used to go to the CWHL. There is no other additional investment and the league still doesn't believe in their business model. Also this statement is explicitly saying the players would rather not play than join the NWHL. It is especially telling that top American players like Knight, Bellamy, Decker, and Rigsby chose to leave the NWHL and now don't want to return.

I also want to get paid to play hockey but nobody wants to pay to watch me play, the NHL should subsidize me

They also taught him to share the leader position

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I don't think we need to do much, he's doing great on his own.
This. Also if they were allowed to hit and played without cages people might, if it were a summer league when there's nothing else to watch, tune in.

YOUR Stanley Cup Champions!

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Biggest issue was marketing. Only the final, all star game, and one weekend was televised. Other than that there was no other marketing for the league, teams, and players. When the league folded that was when most heard about the CWHL for the first time because it was never in the news before that. It is hard to sell tickets to something no one knows about

Have they considered marketing it instead of relying on other people to do it for them?

There are pro leagues available to you to pursue getting paid to play hockey, as long as you are good enough. That isn't the case for women vs women hockey.

so what you're saying is they're not good enough?

He does look like a hills have eyes character.

That was one of the issues with the business model of the league. They didn't have the resources or personnel to really have their own marketing division. The same was for the individual teams. It's not so much, wah someone do all the marketing for us. It's more like, well shit we kind of shot ourselves in the foot here when setting up the league.

How hard can it be to market a women's pro league?
>play during the summer so you can use the arenas the NHL teams aren't using
>have ESPN create another channel, they've got a million so one more won't be hard
>hire women to call the games because they're cheaper
>use the NHL's servers and clone the NHL store's existing website for fags to buy women's jerseys
>hire one guy to go around selling ad space to businesses
>ignore all existing women's franchises and offer new franchises at some absurdly low price, such as $5 million, shoot for 8-12 teams to start
Wow that was hard.

>overachieved

or they literally just played like a team with a defense for once and had some solid goaltending for once. its a start and I think they can find a way to succeed for years to come, especially with the farm and whos in there. But sure, keep saying its overachieving

hate reagan
hate the sunbelt

lel yeah let them play to an empty nhl arena

>But sure, keep saying its overachieving
are you fucking retarded? or just pretending

I'm saying there aren't professional leagues for women vs women but there are for men vs men.

As a man, you have the opportunity to join a mens professional league.
As a woman, you don't have the opportunity to play in a women's professional league.

Just think of it like tennis where there is both a mens tour and a women's

Either the league would eventually be successful enough it would want the NHL arenas, or it would never achieve that success and it would fold. Might as well start where it wants to be, the operating costs of an NHL arena aren't that much bigger than the operating costs of an AHL arena if you know you'll be selling only half the available seats.

Well that is partially the point the CWHL and players are making. In order to do all that they have to blow up the league and start a new one. Only issue is the NWHL is saying fuck that, we are already perfect.

it would cost more to staff and power an nhl arena than they would make, they could try ahl maybe

>the operating costs of an NHL arena aren't that much bigger than the operating costs of an AHL arena if you know you'll be selling only half the available seats.
what a brain ded statement

Imagine how slow womens sports would be if teams were made exclusively of big bruisers because hitting is allowed

Last 2 Clarkson Cup finals were where the Marlies play and that seems like the perfect size to start as even though it wasn't sold out the crowd is still pretty packed together. All star game at ACC felt way too empty

The operating cost difference is mostly staff, and if you know you are only selling half the seats, you can cut a bunch of the staff. The fee the arena charges could be negotiated to be higher in later years, because teams usually play with a contract with the arena. So for example, any GM for one of these new women's franchises could suggest paying a fraction of what the NHL pays in the first five years, and then more in the last five years.

>Reminder NCAA women's hockey has a higher rate of concussions than NCAA football

"I is So hAppY tO be HeRE!"

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Columbus will win the cup THIS year

yeah if the finals couldn't sell out an arena let's start putting regular season games in similar size
you are forgetting that nobody will ever show up to any of these games ever

nobody cares about women's sports, not even women. why watch and invest emotionally/financially in an inferior product?

Remember how I told you all at the beginning of the season how Columbus would win the cup?

>The operating cost difference is mostly staff
false
>and if you know you are only selling half the seats, you can cut a bunch of the staff
also false
sure you can cut down on food vendors but you'll still need maintenance staff/security in full force

*you're

If no one is ever going to show up to those games, no matter how the league is advertised, then it is best for it to fail in the most spectacular way possible so no one ever tried it again.

stop rubbing it in mr milbury

They literally played well the entire year. Even if they get swept, they still had a solid year. Matt barzal had a decent sophomore year even with 20 less points this year from his calder season. Lehner and griess are both amazing and I think they will stay, and if one leaves theres sorokin on the backend who is making the KHL his bitch, and even soderstrom in the swedish league who is also breaking hanks records.

why

get past the 2nd round first kid. still two more wins to go

DIVISION 1A
And Kazakhstan beats South Korea 4-1! Starting to look like Belarus and Kazakhstan will be the ones promoted to next year's World Championship, unless surprises happen in the last 3 game days!

STANDINGS
iihf.com/en/events/2019/wmia/standings/roundrobin

DIV1B
Romania beats Ukraine 5-1! Ukraine's hockey is still in pretty bad shape gotta say. The hope is the younger generation will be able to take the reigns as they did manage to play in Division 1A of U18 this year. Romania keeps its promotion hopes alive and only need to win their last match to assure promotion!

STANDINGS
iihf.com/en/events/2019/wmib/standings/roundrobin

The only game remaining today from these divisions is ESTONIA - POLAND of DIV1B, which starts in about an hour!

Poland needs a win to keep its promotion hopes alive against Romania while Estonia with a regulation win would assure that they wouldn't face possible relegation anymore in the tournament!

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Often security for pro sports events are a mix of police assigned by the city at no cost to the team and volunteers.

based retard

i agree with all of this
which is why i didnt suggest the islels overachieved you fucking ignoramus

I know theres another fucking leaf that said that though.

>Often security for pro sports events are a mix of police assigned by the city at no cost to the team and volunteers.
those police officers are paid by someone
either the arena commission or the municipality itself
you mean here?
read the statement again dummy

>i have never played hockey: the post

I found your cousin haha

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go cry over the laffs pusy

>visiting from reddit to support the shorks: the post

they're paid privately, they're off-duty cops moonlighting

"Marchand" is the French word for "Merchant"

>implying people here literally don't go on reddit just to go on the losing teams sub and just copypaste their comments here

No, they aren't. I've volunteered at games before, the entire cost is eaten by the city.

Bergeron is french for burger man

just a couple really annoying fags

Likely the fact that women are more susceptible to concussions. Also they aren't taught how to hit or brace themselves to take a hit. So when body contact happens they aren't expecting it or ready for it, but it's mostly the first point

best way to make a women's hockey league exist with some support is to have them play in lingerie

Whoever put that women for the dallas game needs to be executed. She was absolutely terrible to listen to and just stuttered

Also auction all the game worn lingerie after every game to help fund it

After seeing Hilary Knight's photo shoots I dont think it's such a great idea

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>only shit teams left

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Auction their game worn underwear to the highest bidder

all fucking finns must fucking hang

>everyone i don't like is reddit, REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT
you seem obsessed

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finns are geniuses

Reddit posters are fucking schizophrenic

>muh reddit
posters are fucking virgins

youtube.com/watch?v=emUxDP73gRE

how can people not love torts?

Finns are elite

EBIN VITSI AMERIBURGERI :DDD 5/5

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virgins deserve love too

Finns are gods chosen INFA 100%

Must bingbing game imo

sharkies desu

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Takes one to know one :)

>you're retarded
>no u
>you're stupid
>no u
>you're a shithead
>no u
we could go on, but i'd rather fucking not

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International Federation of Aestheticians?

this

HAIT DESU

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That's what happens when you just throw a woman in for being a woman. At least Cassie has been in broadcasting for the last 10 years and worked her way up to where she is.

>It looks like you're using an adblocker.
Help us keep the content you love flowing. Please whitelist us!
no

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that banner needs an asterisk

incels

I expect this kind of shit from Toronto or San Jose. Not TEXAS. All these fucking Californian refugees fucking over Texas with their liberal diversity BS

go dilate

Are down 3-0 to the canes

Isn't this the episode where those are just inflatables and the shork is actually a lying weakling...

yes
just like the team lmao

how do you know this?

Never understood why they just can't have women doing the women's games and men doing the men's games.

how did you not watch spongebob you boomer?

its even worse when its kenny albert alongside her, who is god awful whenever he does games. I wish CBC had bob cole doing playoffs at least, but the old man deserves rest for all those years

this is the post

Lets go canes

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i have a set of balls below my cock
wish you could say the same

does it hurt when your saggy nuts drag on the concrete grandpa?

fortunately your sister is a good lass and carries them for me

*chin

bet you wish you had my balls on your chin zoomer shit

cute that you are posting seated on your boyfriend's lap user

calm down, incel

Not big job for the $5 dollar whore that she is..
Family wishes she would stop

based
more based

my balls are still dripping from being deep in your ass

lol this dude can't stop thinking of gay sex

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...

Where is the FAWKING HOKEY?

FAKE THREAD

DOES NOT SAY /HOC/

STUPID FAGGOT

real thread here

the absolute state of you simps