The best race at each sport

Altmer - Tennis
Bosmer - Golf
Dunmer - Lacrosse
Orc - NFL
Khajiit - Cricket
Breton - Soccer
Imperial - Baseball
Nord - Ice hockey
Redguard - Basketball
Argonian - Chess

Prove me wrong

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cringe

we don't play fuckin dnd here gay lord

>Argonian
>Chess
Those lizards are literally retarded, they'd be awful at chess.

>nfl is a sport

Holy fuck how can you get this so wrong. If you're gonna make a shit thread at least make it correctly.

Altmer - Polo
Bosmer - Archery/Horse-riding
Dunmer - Buzkashi
Orc - Rugby/Wrestling
Khajit - Climbing/Darts
Breton - Chess/Esports
Imperial - Golf/American football (QB)
Nord - American Football/Ice Hockey
Redguard - Soccer/American Football (Secondary/receivers) /Athletics
Argonian - Swimming/Water Polo/anything Aquatic

>Altmer
Honestly, no clue; I guess I could maybe see tennis, but that's still a stretch
>Argonians
Swimming/aquatic sports, clearly. Where the fuck did OP get chess from?
>Bretons
They'd probably play cricket or something. They're like the least athletic humans, and it suits their culture, I think.
>Bosmer
Archery (of course), but I also think they'd lend themselves really well to baseball - they'd have excellent agility and hand-eye coordination (although I'm not sure they'd be the best powerhitters)
>Dunmer
No idea again, but for some reason I also see them enjoying cricket. It's inexplicable desu, maybe just because they have weird British/Aussie accents in Skyrim.
>Imperials
I don't think they'd particularly excel at any sport (or on the other hand, be particularly bad at any of them), but I think culturally they'd probably like soccer. They also canonically love combat sports and arenas.
>Khajiit
Gymnastics, I'd say
>Nords
Agree with OP on hockey, but they'd also be very good at football (suits their general personality and build, and they're canonically about as strong as Orcs)
>Orsimer
Football, rugby, or wrestling.
>Redguards
I legitimately agree with OP about basketball, even setting aside the "lol because they're niggers" joke it works really well with their racial abilities and talents in lore. They'd probably have a knack for soccer and track, too.

desu this is mostly unrelated to the topic, but I do think hockey is a really good fit for Nords and I think art or something of a Skyrim Hockey League could be fun in a stupid way. Team names could be like the Dawnstar Draugr or Riften Daggers or something; uniforms would probably be based off the city crests and guard armors for each hold

It's probably pretty gay and I'm gay for thinking of it, but it just struck me as a random, somewhat amusing idea

Massive cringe from me m8
Well done you fat fuck.

Humans- Soccer
Elves- Baseball
Half Elves- Tennis
Dwarfs- Football
Gnomes- Chess/eSports
Orcs- Combat Sports
Half Orcs- Rugby
Halflings- Lacrosse

Dunlendings - football
Gondorians - Tennis
Arnorians - Geocaching
Rivendell - Chess
Mirkwood - Fox hunting
Lothlorien - Go Ape
Dwarves - Weightlifting
Hobbits - Jockeys
Easterlings - Badminton/table tennis
Haradrim - Bush hunting
Orcs - Dice
Uruk hai - Handegg
Rohirim - Polo
Laketowners - Fishing/rowing

cool thread.
why is the red guard called a red guard when he's clearly a black guard?

arent bretons supposed to be anglos?

It's funny how every race has a special deformity but the redguard is just a run of the mill nigger.

Altmer - Chess
Bosmer - Archery and rowing
Dunmer - Jiu-jitsu. Maybe soccer because poverty
Orc - Heavyweight boxing, handegg, powerlifting
Khajiit - Hurdles
Breton - Cricket
Imperial - Greco-roman wrestling
Nord - Ice hockey
Redguard - Fencing, also lighter weights of boxing
Argonian - Swimming, obviously

What about imperials? Or nords?

Altmer is Chess and Argonian is Swimming

Dunmer are the perfect Cricketers

Altmer is blitzball

Argonian looks more aquatic, but it could also be some reptile i guess. If it was aquatic, it would rule blitzball.

>every race has a special deformity, the redguard is a nigger
so what's your point?

They swim as fast as every other can run and they breathe underwater. So you're probably right on hans

Just waiting for the Imperials to develop aircrafts, so the Redguards can fly one into the White-Gold Tower...

Orcs - Football
Humans - Baseball
Night Elves - Hockey
Gnomes - Soccer
Tauren - Basketball
Troll - Cricket
Undead - Snooker
Dwarves - Rugby

Altmer would dominate rowing and rugby

It comes from a mix of two lore traditions. They sometimes have a more reddish-brown complexion thats unlike the black people of the real world. Also, rearguard comes from "Re Gada" who were the original settlers from Yokuda.

"A citizen of the empire"

LOL u gay!!

Chess is a sport for lizard people like Bobby Fischer

Imperials are too shot for QBs, Bretons would be better. Imperials would be baseball imo

Da Norf/White Walkres = Hockey
Riverlands = Swimming
The Vale = Skiing
Westerlands = Baseball/cricket
The Reach = Golf
Stormlands = Football
Dorne = Soccer

forgot

Iron Islands = Yachting or rowing or whatever

good goy
however
*forces the crimson pill down your throat*

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>you will never be as anti-semitic as a Jew who knew too much

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Elder Scrolls is not a good video game franchise. Trying to escape Tolkien's footsteps does not make Kirkbride a good writer.

>Argonian - Chess
This is satire right?

Well, at least it gave us Oblivion and its endless source of memes

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Altmer - Basketball
Bosmer - Horse racing
Dunmer - Lacrosse
Orc - NFL
Khajiit - Gymnastics
Breton - Soccer
Imperial - Baseball
Nord - Rugby
Redguard - Fencing
Argonian - Swimming

Orks- Bloodbowl
Elves (all types) - Bloodbowl
Humans (all types) - Bloodbowl
Skaven - Bloodbowl
Lizardmen - Bloodbowl
Undead (all types) - Bloodbowl
Demons - Bloodbowl