Why would he celebrate

Who knows, but not having socred in 1 year in this competition makes sense

>be born dutch
>has to watch your women suck brazilian cock because you're a low test basedboi fag

don't give suarez the benefit of the doubt. he's a proven scumbag and literally looks like a rat.

>implying football is a normal job

Let's follow your logic.

>90,000 fans turn up at McDonald's to watch them flip burgers, chanting loud music
>pundits across the country are analysing who can flip burgers the best
>"ngubu is a fast flipper but lacks the technique of some of the croatian burger flippers"
>one guy flips a burger. immediately sprints off and starts dancing while burger king employees sit on the floor, devastated. a roar erupts in the restaurant
>by the end of the year, the local McDonald's has highest sales in europe, leading to mass victory parade in town and celebrations
>kids across the town are now wearing mcdonald's shirts

Oh wait, being a McDonald's employee and being a footballer are totally fucking different.

he played for liverpool like 5 years ago who cares

>monkey
>allowed outside the zoo

not in the first world my man

He's more of a Barca player than he is a Liverpool one.

this

Why wouldn't he?

>they thought he cared about liverpool
oh my sweet innocent childs

>"ngubu is a fast flipper but lacks the technique of some of the croatian burger flippers"

holy shit kek

He's spent more time at Barcelona than he has at Livershit

Yes by your logic the only retards in this scenario are the ones that follow sports.

music analogy in 3, 2, 1...

>Muh respectful celebration
So fake

This is how every former player should celebrate:

youtube.com/watch?v=liV3LwrLOZU

here's your music analogy

SLIP INSIDE THE EYE OF YOUR MIND

Burger king is lower than piss on the floor of a toilet in a McDonalds.

Both are companies though, Liverpool and McDonalds. Just because Liverpool has more passionate costumers, it doesn't make them entitled to anything.

legendary

>why would he celebrate....
>in a sport purely for mercenaries
kek

*club purely for mercenaries (liverkek)

fixed

You aren't allowed to taunt the opposition fans

Why would you make a happy face working a shitty job

He has been at Barca longer than at Liverpool. More friends and trophies at barca too.

Liverpool[2]

Football League Cup: 2011–12

Barcelona[2]

La Liga: 2014–15, 2015–16, 2017–18, 2018–19
Copa del Rey: 2014–15, 2015–16, 2016–17, 2017–18
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How many Barcelona players are from Barcelona? One?

this is pretty funny though. suarez just reminds you of a rat

Pique, Alba, Sergi Roberto and Busquets

but Yea Forums told me liverpool is more than just a club it's a way of life and that suarez was blessed by their best ever manager brenny and so he would never forget where he came from and grew up la

is for

finally someone asking the REAL important questions

Like 10 of them

Site doesn't say Alba is.
Nor Roberto. Nor Busquets.
So one?

see
now tell me about slippers, salah looks like an englishman to me

Because it was his first Champions league goal this season. And he only scored once last season, so it could very well be the first and last for him this year.

see

kek I don't even watch soccer and I know more than you.

Alba is from the city besides Barcelona. Busquets is from the valley besides TIbidabo.

Fuck you made me reply

They are all Catalans, Barcelona is just a city

Didn't Suarez try to leave for Arsenal? What the fuck were Liverpool fans expecting lmao

No you don't

this, he doesn't give a fuck about current liverpool
>“I understand what they’re going through and it can’t be easy but I think with us it was different because it was: ‘now or never’, a one-off. When I was there, it was very different. We were on the verge of the Premier League with a squad nowhere near as good. They didn’t spend as much as they’re doing now. Any player would like to go to Liverpool now. It was different then. If we’d won the league, I think it would have been an even bigger achievement than if this team do

As an Arsenal fan, why did Suarez unironically want to join Arsenal?

He was right. He was the one carrying that mediocre team and then Gerrard threw it all away.

He didn't want to go to Arsenal, he just wanted to leave Liverpool cause he knew he could never win anything there.

He was desperate to leave Liverpool and Arsenal were the only club interested at the time.

I also celebrate like that when i score on your mom

>He was the one carrying that mediocre team

him and Sturridge.

>You now remember how good relatively healthy Sturridge is

sturridge was a suarez-babby

and that's why he was scoring more when suarez was not playing, right? Go back to playing hockey, lad.

Was that his first goal against liverpool?

calm down Boris, did the king stole your gf or something?

'In the build up to the game it's nice to talk about how massively grateful I am to Liverpool for all they gave me but, you know me, once I'm on the pitch there will be no friendships, no companions, no thought for all the lovely moments,' he says.

>stats
I expect this from burgers. I watched the games. he was a suarez-babby

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Provide keks or you're boolsheeting.

In the Champions League this season, yes. It was his 25th goal this season.

:)

>Going on reddit, even worse the Liverpool reddit

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i didn't see anything about him in the liverpool reddit

>He doesn't rate Jack in the Box

Mad lad, don't sleep on em this year

How many Liverpool players are British?

Support your local McDonalds you fucking plastics. I hate all these chinese tourists coming to my McDonalds in DC.

The thing is, Adebayour wanted like £50k more a week because he scored like 24 goals for Arsenal. 6 of which were were against Derby, the worst team to ever play in the PL.

This. Independence for Catalonia.

catalonia would flounder by themselves. they're like scotland

I don’t follow world events, I just like saying that.

cringe

lmao get a clue, jamal

He said he would. Whats wrong with celebrating. I dont think its that respectful to not celebrate a goal that you scored anyway

You arent allowed to stop muslim grooming gangs either. Gaahah i hate this shithole so much we didnt we have a nuke before burgers.

yeah they'd surely be able to sustain themselves with the industry from their one major city
doubly so considering that they're socialist now
surely lad

Ummm— have sex?

Get his ass

you admitted you have no idea what you're talking about
bore off retard

desu it is worse when the player pretends to be respectful or whatever the fuck that limp wristed euro nonsense is. baka can't even celebrate a goal at home anymore

Yes but my posts were entirely facetious and you were trying to discuss economics on spee? Have sex

the difference is one club's supporters didn't threaten his life and family when transfer rumors were floating around

the other did

Liverpool was just another employer he passed through on the journey to his spiritual home. No different than Groningen.

why is it always liverpool faggots whining about everything? literally nobody would give 2 shit if he did celebration against ajax in the finals despite he played for them before

Oof. Also, both of those places are better than that shithole Bob's that you hue monkeys eat

the milk shakes are good though

Post some brazilian “milkshakes.”

>it's different because there's more peer pressure

Stupid leaf

Well yeah, but here we are.

That is probably the biggest SEETHE in sporting history, absolutely based provocation.

eternal victim complex. It's a scouse thing, something they share with the Irish

If anyone is fucking someone its your favela monkey girls begging for our pasport.

Classic livertards dont get this.
1. There was no Liverpool FC when he played, it was basically Ratking fc, he carried a fucking team full of born losers. In fact, part of where they are now is because he brought them afloat from the mediocrity they lived in both with his achievements and with the money from his sale.
2. He wasn't even a Liverpool fan it's a fucking job, he plays for the club and gets paid. Ever since he left here he was masturbating at the thought of playing for FC Barcelona, it was his dream, motivated by his girlfriend moving to the same fucking city. I guess everybody knew that except for scousers, don't they know to read the fucking interviews?

>MUH HE WAS A BARCA FAN

Yeah nah fuck off. So what? He is from fucking URUGUAY he owes Barcelona no loyalty and is just a fucking plastic. being a 'barce fan' is just a ploy he used to try and avoid the wrath of the scouse brigade when he left us. He fucking lied at the time and sadly too many Liverpool fans bought into it. He won't get away with it at Anfield next week, he's going to get fucking destroyed, I'm going to be bringing all my spare change, glass bottles etc to the stadium, I've been saving glass bottles and not recycling them, fuck mother nature, she creates buck tooth animals like rabbits that remind of me Suarez the cunt so why should I recycle when I can use those bottles to hurt the prick? I feel fucking betrayed, I stood up for this cunt after both bites, after the Evra incicent (still think Evra is a cunt though) and he fucking does this. fucking celebrates. What you celebrating you fucking uruguayuan cunt? being a shithole country that participated in Operation Condor
and kept assassinating people? I'll condor you with my knife you little cunt. fuck him. There is no excuse for this level of disloyalty to us.

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>he owes Barcelona no loyalty
false
days after announcing his transfer to barcelolna, he got banned 2 months after biting in the wc
mr bartomiu called him and told him not to worry, the transfer was still going through
he cried of joy because for a second he thought he should still live in liverpoo surrounded by scouse trash, but instead he would move to barcelona and become neighbour and best frens with messi
so basically he owes barcelona his life and everything
fuck off

Holy shit you give Isles fans a run for their money

I doubt it, the trauma of being fucked by a limp wristed fag would be too much for them. And it's not like it's hard to be given permission to live in your cuckshed of a country anyway.

Fuck the

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Liverpool is the bane of his existence.
Upon remembering his time there his first thought will be crying at Crystal Palace because Gerrard and Rodgers bottled the title

>You dont get death threats when leaving McDonalds

based rat-man

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>I'll condor you with my knife

I really dont think he cares about liverpool that much. They were just a stepping stone for him to a big team

kind of based

He might have not celebrated if he had scored at Liverpool.

It stole 300 rubles I paid to eat there.

Wait, so Liverpool fans expected Suarez to give them any acknowledgement at all?

what will the lelverpool customers do when they slip in both competitions?

Despite what liverpoo fans would desperately have you believe, their team has had as many mercs as any other club. They just delude themselves into believing that players in their early-mind 20s now actually give a fuck that they won some European trophies 100 years ago

Can't believe this analogy is the first thing that you thought of, WTF

Shoulda scored own goals innit absolute cunt knew frum the secund he left la

Before anyone starts i know it's just business etc but it's clear that he was a Kop hero that doesn't care as much in return, which hurts the Liverpool fans that adored him.

Also it was more his typical latino "gamesmanship" that caused the seething. Whatever the result i hope he can experience some Brit "gamesmanship" at Anfield, but this Liverpool team are too pussy to do it. If he's going to writhe around on the floor, and scream at players and the ref then give him a real reason to do so. Do him in.

ffs suarez left liverpoo 5 years ago
move on
>Brit "gamesmanship"
your shit players spent the game beating up barcelona players, suarez included
but somehow suarez can't celebrate a goal against those pigs?! lmao
seriously fuck off, you deluded mongoloid inbred
>waaah why does he celebrate goals?!
>hope they beat him up
haahahah fookin trash

Because he knows that Liverpool fans are the worst of the worst and deserve WORSE

>yfw when Suarez dabs, flosses, harlem shakes, whips, nenes, does the worm infront of seething Liverpool fans when he scores at Anfield

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Hating scousers unites the world

since when the cunt did jappos learn bogan

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Spain lives off Catalonia you fucking brainlet, its the most prosperous region in Spain by far. Burger education strikes again

you should have the right to celebrate at home against your former club, buut celebrating at their stadium would be badly seen

Get fucked you arab. Can you not read my post? Tell me where i mention his celebration you thick spic.

Rakatic and Busquets were freerolling fouls all night, not to mention the whole team begging for yellows etc. Now i know what Chelsea fans meant by Uefalona.

> Now i know what Chelsea fans meant by Uefalona.

It's an absolute joke lad

Clearly brit gamesmanship doesn’t work in Europe anymore. If the brutal physicality in defense and attack worked, United/Chelsea would have more CLs by now.

European gamesmanship works better. Logically their preference of technical ability ties into the playacting (for even minor fouls) as it ensures they won’t get fouled hard.

City/Liverpool/Spurs are trying to combine technical ability and physicality, it’s a weird combination that is being exposed in Europe as inferior again and again. If PL clubs want to win in Europe again, they have to fully embrace playacting.

Because his team scored? It's not difficult to understand

basedo ratking

Rakatic killed Keita and Busquets smashed Fabinho's shins to stop a counter but of course no yellows there for even persistant fouling. Don't pretend that Barca aren't cynical either they just have leeway

why do you forget matip's handball?

he's happy he scored a goal for his team in an important match

Yeah and did they sell the fouls? Force the ref to give yellow cards? Make it worse than it seems? The PL clubs enforces their players not to play act. Thus losing valuable edge to gain something in the name of physicality and strength.

EPL idiots never even knew the concept of 'tactical fouling' until Pep used it with Man City

>Get fucked you arab.
Woah mate! Your current demographics have nothing to do with this

>Ajax goes through to the final
>Barcelona rekt Liverpool
>Suarez scores the winning goal
>Does not celebrate out of respect for based Ajax
>Liverpool disappears from the face of the Earth drowned in scouse tears

He will be remembered as a Barca player. Liverpool is only a footnote

>”that is quality”
>298 points

*ahem*
>The goal celebration was by far the most egregious offense imo. Always knew he was a piece of shit, but that was the last thing I was expecting. That celebration made me lose any good feeling I still had about him and his time here. He can fuck off, bucktooth cannibal, scummy asshole.
>He's a racist cunt who bit opponents twice in his desperation to get away from our club, but loads of people love him...fuck knows why.
>All this time I've defended Suarez. What a cunt honestly.
>Yeah, he was such an unnecessary fuck face today. I don't mind his challenges and diving and stuff, but he was routinely trying to provoke fights. He can go fuck himself with his rosy words about the club if he can't even stop himself from fucking fighting against us.
>Can we all agree that Suarez acted in a way that you should not act to your former team? Like, absolutely zero respect. I'm not even asking for no celebration, just not being an outright dick
>I am asking for no celebration. That was by far the worst shit he did today. I expect all the wind up bullshit, dirty play- fuck, a bite out of some Liverpool player. Celebrating like that after all the fucking garbage he put this club through is unforgivable. Fuck him and that snake fuck he plays with.

Might be the dummest post ever

>96% Upvoted
Kek

So basically nothing?

Liverpool is worse than McDonald's

Scousers diddnt get yellows for their tactical fouls either so i dont see the problem. A long line by the ref is in favour of exposed plumber league teams

at this point Liverpool fans should just check in their nearest asylum.

>Now i know what Chelsea fans meant by Uefalona.
lmao your shit team only got 1 yellow after acting like pigs for 90 minutes, not to mention that clear penalty against and all those soft fouls in favour
thank god based messi knows how to treat trash like you

Oh no no no...

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I consider myself a Liverpool fan but I find it hilarious and sad at the same time that scousers are actually offended by Suarez
It's not like Liverpool is his boyhood club or he joined their main rivals, plus it was quite a while ago too, and it's been a while since he scored in CL knockout stage. Why the fuck would he NOT celebrate?

What the hell is wrong with the br*ts? Jesus, calm the fuck down.

based

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300 IQ post right here. Is this dembele?

fucking kek

This is a fantastic post and I greatly enjoyed it.

Holy shit my dude, I laughed

Don't really understand what that post have to do with football lads.

>all the shit he put the club through

yeah like giving them the best chance to win the league in 13 years

Se pueda soñar..

he’s just happy to have Messi as teammate and not Slippy G

Number 15

He gets pay to score goals.
He doesn't root for Liverpool, and Barca.
He's not even English.
Dude didn't score in CL for a year.

>brazil
>food

Never seen that lazy cunt run so fast before

Basado, put me in the inevitable screencap

good post m8, not cringe

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pretty sure you made this up, i've never once seen someone here suggest this

based

Based

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That only means that brand loyalti is stronger in football than in burger business.
Doesn't mean that an average burger fliper cares more about mcdonalds than one suarez cares about liverpool/barca

I finally understand the disdain the soccer world has for Liverpool fans

based Hans

>tfw using the same board as these brainlets

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now i understand, thanks

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Still a club legend and my second favorite LFC player of all time(after Stevie). I especially enjoyed rooting for him because every else didn't. He cared as much as anyone else on the pitch. I'm not going to suddenly forget everything he did for the club just because he's the opponent this tie. It's not like he doesn't still have fond feelings for the fans.

I don't know why people take it so personal that he's a cunt on the pitch. He's always been one because he wants to win. It's obviously not personal and he isn't one off it so who gives a fuck?

If anything, if this team had more of that boomer competitor/leadership spirit like Luis/Stevie did (and less sanitized reddit/system/Klopp FC like today) they'd stand a much better chance of regularly winning trophies.

>I don't know why people take it so personal that he's a cunt on the pitch
>He's always been one because he wants to win

You can laugh at yanks trying at football, but can't deny they get what sportsmanship is about

lel

he put his finger inside scoursers arses
that's pretty based to me

It might be a New World/Old World thing. I don't know

I'm pretty sure they're not seething any more than they would if Busquets scored. Liverpool fans know Suarez and they know he's loyal only to himself by now.

>scousers are actually offended by Suarez
They're not.

>matip's handball
What handball? You're seriously not talking about the one where the ball literally rolled up Messi's leg onto Matip's arm which was by his side, are you?

Of course he would celebrate. Celebrate because Liverpoo fans were still talking about him as if he were still their player while he was happy to leave the fishing shithole once and for all. Given the opportunity to set things right, he did, almost did it twice. If I was in his place i'd point two middle fingers towards the scouse scum and let it be finally known what I think of their bald dumb heads. Suarez is finally home LA and no amount of seething is going to change that :P

t. poorfag-GOT ABL

cause he's a merc

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Legit think he doesn't even remember he played for Liverpool.

of course he is talking about that, that was a clear penalty
matip had his arm blocking the way and moved it towards the ball's path and blocked it
that's a penalty

Nobody ever has suggested it. The Dutch Man City is schizophrenic and believes Yea Forums has said things when they never have.

>that's a penalty
It's ball to hand. You should review the basic rules of football.

>90,000 fans turn up at McDonald's to watch them flip burgers, chanting loud music
>pundits across the country are analysing who can flip burgers the best

I can see that happening in america tbf

ball to hand doesn't apply if the player moves the arm to block the ball trajectory
and you can't defend inside the box with your arms open to your sides lmao
it was a clear pen

>the player moves the arm to block the ball trajectory
Didn't happen. Matip cleared the ball and it deflected from Messi literally inches away. That's one of the clearest examples of ball-to-hand you can ever see.

dippers are self-important over-emotional cunts

Liverpool is a stepping stone club.

put the meth pipe down Joao

Based

>McCaco's
Lmao XD

You didn't quite get the analogy